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- In Season 4 of The Grand Tour, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond go to Cambodia. They are there in the rainy season and the weather is quite unpredictable. As a result, they run into a number of problems. Subscribe! ⇨ bit.ly/3jR2AGR
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"I signed up for a car show. Not cookery" - James May, 2019
James May 2020 - Gets his own cooking show.
Oh Cook
@@M17_Max LMAO
So when is Jamie Oliver doing some painting?
I was looking for this comment
Beat me to it dam
Truth is, we are here not for a car show, it's for these three blokes.
You must be really desperate if you are a fan of these clowns.
@@gromit3315 Go away. Just... go.
the fact that top gear is tanking HARD should testify for that
@@gromit3315 your that one loner weirdo kid sitting in the back of the classroom eating a whole turnip raw
@@gromit3315 how about some "clowns" are actually funny and people love them. Go watch the new top gear you mediocre person.
This season proves that it was never about the cars; it was about Clarkson, May and Hammond
It was always about the trio. The halfwit, The director that says we don’t want to see every little thing that they say or do, he’s so wrong, another reason he’s a halfwit lol we do want to see every bit of it. Just them blabbing about stuff, a 4 hour episode, I would LOVE it
duh!
20% watch for the cars 80% for the dynamic between the 3.
@@gabrielgabes5074 They should do a podcast for that exact reason.
and thair comusteble chemestry.
"What do you think May will have?"
"Sunk."
i died
Bit of luck
He says “some”
@@calebmccurdy7400 nope
@@calebmccurdy7400 he definitly says sunk
"You can't trust any vehicle that isn't necessarily where it was when you last parked it"
Words to live by
...So 99,999% of all cars? Only ones that are not on the list are old clunkers that are too worthless in price to get attention to any self respecting car thief, since all those new cars can be stolen and are worth to do it, or simply just roll out of their parking spot due electronic parking brake failing like happened to my mom couple winters ago, where driverless car hit her car on parking lot, and cars that are too complicated/unreliable/personal that only the owner knows how to operate the damn thing, so no high as a kite junkie or asshole teenager can take it to joyride since as example one needs to smack the instrument panel just the right spot to get that one loose connector to jump back in place to it to start and keep running....
@@Hellsong89 So 99% of the time your car is not where you last parked it?
@@kanervatie 😂😂I think he has a tesla
Can’t trust an orange challenger either
@@Hellsong89 I'm sure you're invited to tons of parties.
I dont know why this was recommended to me, but I can appreciate that the dutch dont dubb them. Good for you neighbours, good for you!
We don’t dub anything, we use subtitles.
(Well alright, we do dub films or programmes that are meant for children.)
@@Brinta3 What about lector? Dubbing TV show such as Top Gear seems stupid and obvious to not do that, but I think using lector is the right and most popular choice.
@@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897
I don’t know what you mean with lector.
@@Brinta3 Lector is like dubbing except you hearth both original sound and voice over.
@@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897
Right! I truly hate that. Thankfully that is never ever done in the Netherlands. Never!
6:19 "You probably don't know this but, Vietnam won."
Richard, being a proud American: *Visible Confusion*
Proud american?
@@scadwea9109 it's a joke that Hammond acts/thinks like an American, watch a lot more old Top Gear and Grand Tour and you'll notice Hammond's choices in vehicles and other things is fundamentally American.
Hilarious. Hammond is fundamentally an American.
"How old is that thing?"
"James? about 60..."
Oh, never change.
James: “I signed up for a car show, not cookery...”
Amazon: “Oh Cook, the new cooking show from James May”
Food Tribe: "Welcome to Sarnies of the 70s!"
Food tribe!
You can bet there won’t be any cars in his new show.
Dang it you beat me to it :D
Pimp my beans
"This did not happen in Miami Vice"
Famous last words of Richard Hammond.
"It's not stormy or anything"
"REALLY??"
The Sarcasm killed me.
@@ellenstewart3525 why are you spamming this reply?
Wtf last words?
You scared me, bro
I thought Hammond rip
Don't joke like this anymore 😨
Let’s have a round of applause for doing all these things genuinely and putting themselves in hard situations even at this age.
"There isn't enough water in there to drown a witch"
Never change Jeremy
the fact that Hamond can STAND on the bottom and work on his boat show how low the water really was.
"It's not stormy or anything"
"REALLY??"
The Sarcasm killed me.
"It's not stormy or anything"
"REALLY??"
The Sarcasm killed me.
"I signed up for a car show. Not cookery" - James May, 2019
James May 2020 - Gets his own cooking show.
XD the copies of all these comments
I like how James was the only one that managed to park the boat, despite his boat’s age.
It's not hard when you don't have a whole lot of power to work with, unlike Clarkson's PBR and Hammond's Scarab, which both have a ridiculous amount of power for Vietnam.
I just want to say, despite how daft Clarkson appears and behaves, his knowledge and interest in military history is quite extensive, beyond even knowing about the PBR to quite and extent and the Vietnam war history, he has done multiple documentaries on British WW2 raids as well as an entire history on firearms and their role throughout the worlds militaries.
Really glad to see him using his money to restore this piece of history.
They are playing a role for tv,its just acting for a tv show
I should actually say this, for anyone who doesn't know nautical lore. When breaking a bottle over the bow of a new boat, you must make sure it breaks on the first swing. If it doesn't, bad things will follow
Probably he intentionally didn’t want to break it, usually he does everything in the opposite way
May is complaining about coocking, meanwhile he has his own coocking show...
Truth is, we are here not for a car show, it's for these three blokes.
Well, he screwed this up and he changed hammond's boat's name which was also a bad omen. And then bad things did follow . So maybe the lore is right
@@chopsuey-- or the script said that bad things must happen.. I read somewhere that it’s up to 80% scripted
"VIETNAM WON!"
I love this show, Jezza is the best.
I actually love that comment cos stereotypically, most Americans don't know that, and Clarkson is always calling Hammond American. Sorry for explaining something you already knew
America went easy on them. Literally. We shot ourselves in the foot both figuratively and literally in what we could have won in a week. Even at the end they could have leveled all of northern Vietnam if they wanted to.
The way Mr. May says "Razzle Dazzle" cracks me up every time
Hammond standing up in the lake at the end does a fantastic job showing the depth problem
10:27 Hammond’s laugh sounds like a very sick bird
I like how they're probably genuinely super pissed being in the rain but they still power through their trademark banter
That bottle flying off of the rope was the most Clarkson thing ever. XD
Yes, quintessential Clarkson.
All I could think about was the bad luck. Then I remembered who I was watching. Bring on the mischief!
1:49
"He's a halfwit, isn't he?"
Specially when he says we don’t want to see everything they do or say. That we don’t want a 3 hour episode, we SO want that
This season proves that it was never about the cars; it was about Clarkson, May and Hammond
"I signed up for a car show. Not cookery" - James May, 2019
James May 2020 - Gets his own cooking show.
“He’s a halfwit, isn’t he?”
Arrives in an 80 year old boat
"I signed up for a car show, not cookery"
Said the man who post-Grand Tour does random cooking videos.
The man was foreshadowing.
Grand tour is over?
@@TTaiiLs sort of
@@TTaiiLs they only do specials now and those are on hold due to covid. after the Madagascar special is released there probably won't be new content for years
Even after top gear. Check out jm's unemployment tube.
Watching these three even put a Lego structure together would be comedy gold
...and they did! And it involved trivia questions and vodka shots! Well it was only Hammond and May
@@cwalke32477 ohhh I have to watch that NOW
4:44: "STOP MOVING AROUND; I'VE PARKED YOU!!!!" Richard Hammond, 2019 😂
James: "I signed up for a car show .. not cookery .."
.. "CHEESE"
*BEANS*
LURPAK
@@anangrycat86 invented in 1903, like comment subscribe
@@anangrycat86 SPREADABLE BUTTER
Release the Madagascar episode already Amazon
j wanna make sure, there’s only the one episode as if of now in season 4 right? sea men?
@@devinrapaport9385 yes
Honestly this whole "it's because of the pandemic" is nonsense now. Top gear have managed to make an entire series, edit them all and have already released it!
JD They’ll say season 4 is over, they’ll make a big season 5, one episode, on the moon or something, while all we want is 3 blokes babbling around in a tent...
@@JonD_44 The episode is already done so I don't think they can even say than the pandemic has anything to do with the release of the episode
“And it’s not just climate change...it’s also China”.
Me: “of course”.
You can blame some of the climate issues on China too since they're one of, if not the biggest producer of greenhouse gases in the world. And no one seems to care. It's far more fashionable to point fingers at England and North America for some reason.
@@chrisevans6548 thank god, because the west burns more per capita, and a lot of the chinese emissions are to satisfy the demands of the western consumer.
We should ask China for water
@@alexstuart1849 China has over 1 billion people. That pretty much ruins any per capita comparison. If Luxembourg had the biggest emissions people wouldn't like it. Piss off back to the Chinese internet
Jokes aside it's really sad how greed can really kill something as iconically powerful as the mekong river. I know these 3 guys are jokers and this is a car show, but props to them for bringing this up.
9:02 i love it when jeremy mumbles like that its hysterical
“It’s not stormy or anything”
“Oh really?”
Hilarious 😂
For the first time in my life...
I felt Amazon prime is necessary
Just to watch a show named grand tour...
The Grand Tour
Porkys movies are a treat too
Or download a app called tea tv and get it all free 🤣 prime is only good for next day delivery
@@bonk7888
Thanks for the suggestion. :)
@@atarvhegde5210 no problem even tho I have prime I still watch grand tour on tea tv it's just easier. ✌
@@bonk7888 where's it available at?
The explanation for why he is allowed to drive the boat in Vietnam being that "Vietnam won" is such a hilarious line
I actually REALLY like May's boat. Beautiful wood.
The hilarity of those two riding bikes and shouting things at a motorist is something I think many missed but is actually comedy gold x
10:26 .... the way Hammond laughs 🤣
As a cambodian i am very happy to see Jeremy, James and Hammond visiting cambodia, Been a big fan of them i'm just very unlucky to meet them.
10:31 the way he says "boat machine" is hilarious
One of the best eps I've seen. The last part when all of them, including the crew, were fighting against the waves and shipping containers was frightening.
What episode is it and what season?
@@jensn.1457 it's part of the latest season. The title is Seamen, I believe
I can literally watch these three explain the word “The” for 24 hours and still be entertained like a pack of nuts.
I should actually say this, for anyone who doesn't know nautical lore. When breaking a bottle over the bow of a new boat, you must make sure it breaks on the first swing. If it doesn't, bad things will follow
@@pop033jadcaffuh6 I saw this exact same comment on this comment section before too.
Coincidence? I think not.
Love the PBR. I think it's quite cool that Jeremy had a replica made and reminded us viewers about a part of history while also being entertaining in their usual fashion. Would never personally pay 100k for one though, lol.
To be honest if i was as rich as jeremy i would definitely buy a replica as well.
If I was on this special, I'd follow Jeremy's book and get a replica WW2 PT boat (small one)
Jeremy : “ What do you think may will have?”
Richard: “Sunk”
🤣🤣
Honestly you could put these guys in tricycles and they would make a great show
I kind of wished that when Clarkson arrived in Vietnam he said “ I heard Saigon is under attack. We’re here to help. What do you mean we’re too late. Wait it’s called what.”
There are so many places to visit in Cambodia and the people are so welcoming. Thank you so much for coming to my country.
0:47 hammond : boats can sink cars can't do that
Me: how does that make sense its more likely for a car to sink in water than a boat
And how many times have their cars sank in both Top Gear and The Grand Tour?
Cars don't even go into water, how can they sink?
@@SCIFIguy64 Cars in TOp Gear do go into water.
@@SCIFIguy64 This is Top Gear and The Grand Tour, cars can and will go into water, with expected results.
Apart of the tri lovely hosts, I salute the production team especially the logistics, man, they got to know local suppliers in almost the whole planet earth!
"we did it on horses"
"oH tHaT wEnT wElL"
No matter if u don’t like them, they have a bond, it’s quality viewing, and they will be missed when they stop filming, sadly tv programs are on the decline, I’m grateful that these 3 entertaining men have produced some golden moments, enjoying every minute. 💯💎👍
These three taught me to never take life too seriously. Make good friends and have fun! That's all that really matters
“The problem is there isn’t enough water there - to drown a witch.”
Gotta love that British humour
"Stop moving! I PARKED YOU!"
"It has not rained here for months"
The rain: BONJOUR
James May: "I didn't sign up for cookery"
Also James May: "Hello I'm James May and I cant cook welcome to my cooking show"
0:50
Hammond: "They can sink, cars can't do that."
Also Hammond, 14 years ago: "OLIVEEEERRRRRRR"
May is complaining about coocking, meanwhile he has his own coocking show...
it's called a script, why he is acting like it. why the are so funny. most things the say is just improvised why it makes them 3 so special and so great :)
Also, that's not what he signed up for here
Con Aire I was waiting for this comment hahaha
@@NotDiiZE ya that's what makes them so funny and interesting to watch because if they don't have a word that come up with something else to explain it
@Con Aire its a play on words since he says oh cock
James: "We do things that go on the road!"
*flashes back to airship carvanning*
Hey Amazon Prime. Almost a YEAR has passed since this episode was broadcast. Maybe it's time for a second one?
I think Covid stopped them
@@jensonbaker7656 No, the Madagascar special has been done for done they just need to release it
@@fedora997 oh ok
Hang in there just a little bit more, it will be out soon! czcams.com/video/RFYrY4_9R_0/video.html
So prabably 2 years from recording and+ a Corona virus breake?
I signed up for a car show, but came out to watch these 3 blokes muck about and I haven't been happier with that decision
This might be my favorite episode ever.
5:47 would be me in that situation to my friends
😂 “That’s essentially a kit car ... is it based on the chassis of a beetle or a triumph herald?!” 😂
Is it normal to have a year gap in between episodes?
Because getting recommended 'The Grand Tour: Season 4' for the last 360 days straight on amazon for 1 episode I've already seen is kinda irritating.
Maybe there’s this thing called: Corona
New episode dec 18, yup, rona messed everything up
SO they are only doing specials now, and I think they wanted to put 2 out a year, but with Covid being a thing, that got kinda fucked up
Their editor had corona. The editor isnt able to edit if they are in the hospital?
It's also irritating that Amazon won't let you remove videos and programs from being suggested to you because they'd rather have you waste a ton of time swiping through movies or shows you've already seen or never wanted to watch in the first place, just so you won't notice how pathetically small the available content is.
“I can’t park a boat” .No you can’t drive a car neither.lol😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I use that line all the time now. "This is no time for cocking about!!!"
"boats can sink, cars can't do that".
Thinks back to the carboat episodes of ages past...
Captain Slow captaining the slowest boat. His nickname has never been truer.
I'll give Clarkson this, he probably would've spent way more on a real one, and it would've had so many problems. He was smart to build one from scratch.
It's amazing how James got the best one for the best price as well. I'd like his boat, especially compared to the other two
He got the worst biat of the 3 of the
"I was looking forward to unleashing some speed and power"
Scara boat: *gently floats away uwu*
Richard: STOP MOVING IM TRYING TO PARK YOU !
Scara boat: >:(
"Not cookery"-James May
Also James May-*starts a cooking show on Amazon*
These guys are legends! you cant find a trio like these anymore!
From what I've heard this episode was so hazardous that Richard Hammond's wife filed for divorce because she was terrified for him she legitimately thought he was going to die and the sad part is he didn't tell her he was doing this, she found out when this episode came out.
They divorced in like 2014 ish dude. Jeremy was dating Lisa by this point.
@@SR-zp4je sorry I ment Richard Hammond i typed wrong name.
Their boats represent their personalities so well it is scary
True and the pbr was in this challange the most appropriate boat
I think after releasing an extended episode after the initial one would be a great idea, 3 or 4 hours long, just to see more of them. I know over a million people will like this.
One of my favorite episodes in The Grand Tour even it’s on boat 👍🏻😁
These three gents together is amazing 😁👍🏻
may's ship is beautiful tbh.
I love how these guys are just in t shirts with no life jackets on😅😅
6:22 Hammond can't believe that Vietnam won
This was a treat, I've seen the full special 4 times now.
James: "I didn't sign up for cooking"
also James " C H E E S E"
May & Hammond: "we don't like boats".
They did it TWICE previously on Top Gear without complaining!
When? They did car boats
@@elliottvader2377 I think it's the Toyota Hilux boat. An amphibian converted Hilux with a Honda speed boat engine. Also the Vietnam special, they turned their motorcycles into a boat. Also many episodes with races of car vs boat vs public transportation. So I think it also counts. One where James May uses a sailboat against a Toyota Corolla rental car in New Zealand. Also the episode when they use a hovercraft van, or hovervan. Somehow part boat as well I think.
@@jannadrielcervo7753 they’ve done a few car vs boats as well where it was just Hammond and may against each other or when those two went against jezza in one of their cars vs public transport
@@jordanreed7570 Once Hammond rode his motorcycle against Clarkson in a boat. I don't remember what episode exactly.. something in Italy I think
@@elliottvader2377 also on the two road trip specials Hammond and Clarkson done both specials start with them driving a boat and then they have a separate boat race later on in one of the specials
Drop the madagascar special ALREADY!!!
For real, where's our show at Amazon, been sitting in this for over half a year now!
Yes amazon give us what we pay you for. Latest series was done LONG ago so Clarkson said
Hang in there just a little bit more, it will be out soon! czcams.com/video/RFYrY4_9R_0/video.html
Amazon Prime Video Nederland coulda done better honestly. Finale was a little weak and the story was far too aimless and scripted
My guess would be,It wasn't a planned finale rather it just became one due to circumstances
Is toch mooi dat Jeremy ook echt nog een Amerikaanse River Patrol Boat uit de Vietnam War heeft weten te bemachtigen voor dit avontuur😂
Laten bouwen bedoel je
what language are you speaking?
@@jgds9520they speak durch (nederlands)
@@jgds9520He is speaking Dutch: “It’s awesome that Jeremy managed to aquire an American River Patrol Boat from the Vietnam war for this adventure.”
@@jellewentink928 oh i thought it was some African language
Omgoodness, I did not realize how much I missed them. TY for uploading this.
I thought when they said: ‘What do you think may will have?’
I thought they said ‘some - bit of luck’
But that and ‘sunk’ is still great
They do know that if they go faster they'll ride higher in the water, right? They all have V-shaped hulls for riding up at speed, and 2 of them have plenty of power to do just that.
Absolutely right. The PBR Replica is more or less made for speeding in shallow, muddy water. Maybe
Clarkson wanted to stick together with the others, to have a good start into the filming time. If it would have worked for the Scarab is not so sure, though. If it something got into the way of a Propeller in high revoultion mode, the gearbox or Propellershaft could break from the rapid stop in Mud.
And don't forget about the film team. If they didn't have a Jetboat as well, there was not so good possibility to film a high speed run. And I'm not so sure if Jeremy had really actually bought it. I think they had rented that particular boat and had to be especially careful. I believe him about the price tag though. For the hull shape: It differs from the original design, the hard chine goes mor up at the bow on the original. Clarksons boat has a more modern, more economical V-shape and . Other than that it's pretty well done! Shure it felt very much like the real thing! I absolutely love the action footage they took of that PBR Replica in later parts of this boating expedition!
That third boat is my favorite it is beautiful!!!! wow. Have to say Mays boat is the pretties by far!!!
3rd boat is just beautiful ! Love it
1:06 "Let's not get bogged down with your prejudices"
James “it’s not stormy or anything”
Jeremy “really”
I love these three old men way too much
Love these 3 legends
"cars can't sink"
um wrong
"OLIVER!!!"
Also their amphibious cars. The dampervan, the Triumph Herald Yacht, and the Toybota. At first, the Triumph Herald is the last one floating. In the sequel, the Nissank (which was a step up of the Toybota) made it across the English Channel.
10:47 “thank you”😂
These 3 guys are great together
Clarkson definitly has the coolest boat
Most capable for those conditions, certainly, but I like May's best, I think. :)