"The Mischief Manifesto" by Wario W. Wario

A reading of Wario's official autobiography and manifesto on ethics and morality by the author himself! Embark on a tour through the Duke of Debauchery's life and his personal philosophy in this first volume featuring the Eight Principles of Total Perfection in "The Mischief Manifesto"!

[@Wario-The-Legend]

"To begin my life with the beginning of my life, we must begin at my life's beginning." Is absolutely genius.

[@dragonfriend9364]

Top three quotes of all time:
1. To begin my life with the beginning of my life, we begin at my life's beginning.
2. Anything you can't buy is priceless.
3. If they touch you, as you ideally have baited them into doing, immediately assault or disable them with the harshest means available, the proceed to alleged that you were maliciously ambushed, and forced into self defense.

[@fakeAratPrime]

*_The Wario content the world didn't know it wanted, but ended up being the one we needed._*

[@mehumanfett1610]

I would buy this as a book. Or rather I would steal it. In fact I will steal it.

[@ThorStudiosBR7]

I can see you view its contents as priceless by this intention

[@zackm2299]

I will steal this guys copy after he steal it

[@KellanHuebner]

I am a simple man, I see Wario, I click

[@orjustcheese]

Not since Machievelli has there been such a sharply-witted nihilist moral philosopher

[@blainetate743]

Wario shaking hands with a demonic Waluigi is something I never thought I wanted to see, but I’m satisfied.

[@Wario-The-Legend]

I remember first writing this. Inspired a lot of people, one being some famous guy. Groucho Marx? I dunno. Some communist.

[@SayVandelay]

"...but reserve the right to deny any actual repayment to him as a matter, not of principle, but sheer amusement, for of the former, I have absolutely none to speak of."
"Chapter 2: My Principles"
Jesus Christ, Brian.

[@orjustcheese]

Never put wario in a self-defense situation

[@greatandcheesy]

This is the first video i have seen from this channel

[@ColdHighway7]

He is truly a great man

[@codetonyt2418]

Such a shame that the Glorious President Wario was unable to finish the second volume before the fake Wario Files were released.
Maybe someone will find the lost manuscript in the rubble of Wario's Castle someday. And when That day comes, i'll be the first to purchase it.

[@Wario-The-Legend]

He was a great man. One with boundless wisdom.

[@zackm2299]

Not if I steal it first thusly making it mine and priceless

[@mythosinfinite6736]

"For of the former (principles), I have none to speak of. Chapter 2: My Principles"
you're a goddamn wordsmith

[@thesmilingman7576]

Words to live by

[@cliffyp13]

Top tier Wario content 👌👌👌

[@justinjoseph8491]

Amazing

[@SahilHossain-ff4if]

Lore of the Mischief Manifesto by Wario W. Wario momentum 100

[@AgnesBooth-zu7tw]

Iike the reason behind them, they re quite reasonable.

[@tecnochilemapper4121]

ESTA BONITO

[@MFxAndenela]

three steal anything that seems Priceless even if you know the but it isn't you cannot afford to have any less than the utmost disposable surplus of resources achievable

[@mimi73829]

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