Bruh my parents still do this even though I'm like fucking 20 now to an extent, like they're trying to encourage me to meet people at work I don't want to be around and such even though I try to tell them I want a situation where I could fit in more :/
Jokes aside, there are people who will be in that exact situation as kids and then still remain friends afterwards. Especially among boys, those kinds of physical spats are common.
I mean Chris basically told the kid he knew he'd break a toy and that Chris would retaliate by trying to hit him. In this instance I think the kid is the jerk... he went ahead and broke the toy anyway knowing Chris would get violent lol
I once had extremely distant cousins (we’re talking like sharing a 8th or 9th great-grandparent) from Turkey come over to my house unexpectedly when I was like 7 for I think it was either Easter or Memorial Day. I only knew English and Spanish, so I wasn’t sure what to expect. They broke more than half of my toys, and I had to pretend I wasn’t feeling upset. They put them in their mouths, banged them against the wall, threw them across the room, ripped them apart, and hit each other with them. (I had barbies, hot wheels, stuffed animals, etc.) And I had no idea what to do bc I didn’t speak Turkish (still can’t speak it very well even today). It’s been 17 years and I haven’t seen them since, not even on Facebook. I remember being so mad at my mom for letting her aunt bring them over without telling us. Up until that day I had usually been a super generous kid who always shared my toys with everyone, but (to avoid sounding like a supervillain origin story) man… that heightened my anxiety. I literally became that kid who would be like “please be careful, don’t touch it like that, GENTLY!!!” with all my toys.
@@cantpopdismolly Had something similar with cousins, we were in like 4th grade or something and one of the two has a mental disability. He threw my comic books around the room and under the shelves, weird kid
I was visiting my in-laws on Christmas a few years ago. I was around the same age as their daughter. They didn't make the daughter leave her room to interact with us. And honestly to this day I respect the hell out of her parents for not forcing her to socialize with strangers she'll never see again.
So if she was your in-laws daughter, that means she would be your sister-in-law. Why the hell wouldn’t you ever see your sister-in-law again? And common courtesy would would dictate that she interacted with guest, no matter who they are, and not stay in her room. Being rude is nothing to respect, her parents have failed miserably in teaching her social skills.
@@mopar_dude9227 straight up man! Just learn to talk and be cordial, no matter if your intention is to see them again. Very selfish thinking of this guy.
@@mopar_dude9227 What he’s saying he respects is not forcing the kid to socialize/do something they might be uncomfortable with. For all we know, the girl might have some severe anxiety. Or she was extremely tired. And clearly he doesn’t see it as rude so, idk.
Legit, I remember my brother (age 27) said that after one of our cousins gave birth to a girl that would mean another one of our cousins would have a friend to play with during family events. To which I replied, "she's 7 right now, she can't make friend with a newborn" and he was like "no, I mean in the future" then I said "in like 20 years because 7 years is a pretty damn huge gap, by the time she's 18, the other one will be 11."
It's a form of aggression, I think. "I can fantasize about an eleven year-old playing with an eighteen year-old because I've earned the authority to not be bothered with the difference." A little bit like how, in the very first episode of King of the Hill, Hank says to his father, "Dad, I run a liquid propane dealership. Why is that so hard for you to remember?" and his father says, "I don't remember because it isn't important."
I'm very close with my cousin that is 7 years younger than me, and his brother, that is 4 years younger than him. I'm also close with my cousin's son that is 12 years younger than me. I "babysat" these kids when I was younger, and we hand out and drink beer together now.
... ok and that’s a smaller gap than the rest? You can’t tell me that the younger “kids” don’t hang out with older “kid” cousins. When I was 18, all my younger cousins loved me cuz I was the fun cousin and ended up hanging with them/ watching them during family get togethers and, while we don’t, could get drinks together in the current day if we wanted. The point is how TF does any of what the op said sound aggressive predatory or dismissive? What the hell is wrong with you all?
@@monk3110 Well not everyone is like you, oh almighty Lord _"Fun Cousin."_ Get a grip of reality, which doesn't revolve around you btw, where nothing will turn out as you expect it.
Ill translate for latinos "Hey Christian your some how related to this kid you've never met before, why dont you just refer to him as your cousin and go take him to the room you share with your other 4 brothers so you can have an akward time together"
Yeah... I was at the house of my parents' friends. Their daughter had a friend over with whom she was out doing whatever. But the girl's Gameboy was there, so the mother let me play on it. There was Pokemon inside. (Now the first drops of sweat should start forming on your forehead) I started a new game, chose a Charmander and began roasting Pidgeys. I never played on a Gameboy before, but I loved the tv show. So after reaching a few levels and having my Charmander learn Ember I was very proud of myself. So I saved the game.
Dude I have several little cousins and all of them at different points in my life were that little kid to me. And it still continues because there are tons of little cousins even now because my family is gigantic.
Gladly i finished that part of my life before the quarantine in 2019 haha I have like 30 aunts and uncles and around the same number of cousins I spent years being victim of this lol
My family’s huge too. But I’m lucky I had a good aunt/godmother who raised her sons (my cousins) to be like good big brothers to me. I always thought they were annoyed at the one little girl following them around all the time but recently found out they didn’t mind at all, which was nice to hear
Yea it's still funny at times because of how incredibly relatable the scenarios are yet joke does have it's dry moments. Especially ones that's not relatable to
0:16 GOD, I can just remember my parents’ friends bringing their kids 5+ years my junior with absolutely nothing to play with. I’d have to bust out my old GameCube and throw in some Double Dash because I didn’t have a ton of multiplayer games. Not like they were old enough to play anyway; most didn’t know they had to hold the A button to accelerate.
When I was a kid, I got to see my father about six to ten weekends a year, most of which was spent receiving various signals of how sorely I was testing his aggrieved patience the whole time. One weekend, when we were supposed to go sailing together, he told me at the beginning of the drive down that his new girlfriend had a son, and -- I don't remember how, exactly, but he definitely and intentionally made it sound like the son was a couple of years older than me. We rode for three hours to the boat, and as we were pulling into the marina parking lot, he said, "Oh, and Josh is a few years younger than you, so you'll have to make it a special point to be nice to him."
Lois legit made fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, and what appears to be boxed macaroni and cheese for dinner... My mom never made two carbs growing up.
My parents would always tell me to play video games with their friends kids who were like 10nyears younger than me. Despite the fact most of my games were single player, story based games. They insisted we "take turns". Even when I wasn't in the mood to play video games I was forced to play them. 😂
reminds me when I first met my soon-to-be-cousin. I think he was 8 and I was 15, but as the youngest of the family I was closer to his age than any of my siblings.
Thanks to everyone in the comments who’s shared a boring story about a childhood experience that reflects the content of this video. Really, really fascinating.
@@whitetspider82whitetspider78 im actually happy you said that. I was told some time ago that Seth Green played Chris. I honestly thought they changed the voice actor. Maybe I'm listening too hard, but I thought I noticed a voice change. Or maybe because seth is getting older idk. Lol. I love robot chicken and I loved him in Austin Powers too.
"I guess" kid so bored he would rather be hit by Chris or probably go for a ride on Stewie go round than stay at this awkward Dinner with his mom's boyfriend dog's family.
"He blocked my punch and hit me!" You literally warned him at the table, he knew it was comin! 🤣
In other words "block counter nut punch"
Still impressive as hell when you think about the size difference
@@barrysmith6595 ALWAYS...FUNNY!....
He also still broke the toy too lol
Yeah but, he agreed
The accuracy is insane
And creepy
It's a universal experience
We’re you under the impression that Family Guy does inaccurate portrayals of families??
GOD DAMN that kid must be stupid strong to block a punch from chris
@@patriousthefallenknight3185 It's not always about strength. It's also about technique.
0:15 everyone has heard a variation of this during childhood
Yea
Bruh my parents still do this even though I'm like fucking 20 now to an extent, like they're trying to encourage me to meet people at work I don't want to be around and such even though I try to tell them I want a situation where I could fit in more :/
@@elliotthefennekin6506 my mom does the same and i don't know why she wants me to hang with people i would never see again. Like...
@@elliotthefennekin6506 do you have friends?
@@scrambledegg7908 what are friends
Lois trying to cover it up like "I knew they'll get along."
Tbf it sounds like Chris is going to get his ass beat
Lois understand that Chris is not a threat to anyone
Oooooo wow you get the very obvious joke and for some reason 224 iked this bs .
Jokes aside, there are people who will be in that exact situation as kids and then still remain friends afterwards. Especially among boys, those kinds of physical spats are common.
Burger King Bangor ME
A little too accurate for comfort
Ikr? It's rare but recently family Guy occasionally hits the nail on the coffin and makes a great joke
"MOM! He BLOCKED my punch and hit ME!" I like Chris, but let's face it, he had that coming.
Totally.
I mean Chris basically told the kid he knew he'd break a toy and that Chris would retaliate by trying to hit him. In this instance I think the kid is the jerk... he went ahead and broke the toy anyway knowing Chris would get violent lol
@@amyschildgamerlive4519 Its a tv show
Chris is going to be one creepy husband and abusive, submissive dad lmao
Nah lol
@iLoveJackingOn with that BDE, doubt it
You have a beautiful child Mrs. Roberts.
Abusive AND submissive? That's a combo you don't see everyday
@@edwardhoffenheim3249 I wonder how it would work
Me when I would play with my cousins who did not appreciate my taste in things
I once had extremely distant cousins (we’re talking like sharing a 8th or 9th great-grandparent) from Turkey come over to my house unexpectedly when I was like 7 for I think it was either Easter or Memorial Day. I only knew English and Spanish, so I wasn’t sure what to expect. They broke more than half of my toys, and I had to pretend I wasn’t feeling upset. They put them in their mouths, banged them against the wall, threw them across the room, ripped them apart, and hit each other with them. (I had barbies, hot wheels, stuffed animals, etc.) And I had no idea what to do bc I didn’t speak Turkish (still can’t speak it very well even today). It’s been 17 years and I haven’t seen them since, not even on Facebook. I remember being so mad at my mom for letting her aunt bring them over without telling us. Up until that day I had usually been a super generous kid who always shared my toys with everyone, but (to avoid sounding like a supervillain origin story) man… that heightened my anxiety. I literally became that kid who would be like “please be careful, don’t touch it like that, GENTLY!!!” with all my toys.
@@cantpopdismolly Had something similar with cousins, we were in like 4th grade or something and one of the two has a mental disability. He threw my comic books around the room and under the shelves, weird kid
Consume them to gain their power
“I knew they’ll get along”
@sᴀᴠɪᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ you keep correcting people
@@WutAPunk because that's what heroes do.
We watched the video too.
By the title I thought it was going to be Stewie saying this. I was surprised.
I thought it was going to be Lois talking about “another” type of toy.
now i hear the title in his voice
The accuracy here is incredible all of my moms friends want me to hang out with their 6 year old kids like why
It’s stupid
Exactly that shit is awkward asf I'm so glad I'm fucking grown
Same here
I mean it made sense when i was a little older than them but now i'm an adult! They could be my kids now
@@GarkKahn why are you still living with your mom then lmao become homeless or something
It’s so you and the rest of the rugrats get out out of the way so the adults can drink and talk shit
To me the funniest part was when Chris called her Brian's girlfriend.
This is scarily accurate
I was visiting my in-laws on Christmas a few years ago. I was around the same age as their daughter. They didn't make the daughter leave her room to interact with us. And honestly to this day I respect the hell out of her parents for not forcing her to socialize with strangers she'll never see again.
She'll be everybody's favourite coworker at the first team-building retreat, too.
So if she was your in-laws daughter, that means she would be your sister-in-law. Why the hell wouldn’t you ever see your sister-in-law again? And common courtesy would would dictate that she interacted with guest, no matter who they are, and not stay in her room. Being rude is nothing to respect, her parents have failed miserably in teaching her social skills.
@@mopar_dude9227 straight up man! Just learn to talk and be cordial, no matter if your intention is to see them again. Very selfish thinking of this guy.
@@mopar_dude9227 What he’s saying he respects is not forcing the kid to socialize/do something they might be uncomfortable with. For all we know, the girl might have some severe anxiety. Or she was extremely tired. And clearly he doesn’t see it as rude so, idk.
@@benjisea Maybe she has anxiety, was really tired, or just not feeling well. Not interacting with some family on occasion won’t kill ya
Chris is growing to be a fine creep.
Legit, I remember my brother (age 27) said that after one of our cousins gave birth to a girl that would mean another one of our cousins would have a friend to play with during family events. To which I replied, "she's 7 right now, she can't make friend with a newborn" and he was like "no, I mean in the future" then I said "in like 20 years because 7 years is a pretty damn huge gap, by the time she's 18, the other one will be 11."
It's a form of aggression, I think. "I can fantasize about an eleven year-old playing with an eighteen year-old because I've earned the authority to not be bothered with the difference." A little bit like how, in the very first episode of King of the Hill, Hank says to his father, "Dad, I run a liquid propane dealership. Why is that so hard for you to remember?" and his father says, "I don't remember because it isn't important."
I'm very close with my cousin that is 7 years younger than me, and his brother, that is 4 years younger than him. I'm also close with my cousin's son that is 12 years younger than me. I "babysat" these kids when I was younger, and we hand out and drink beer together now.
... ok and that’s a smaller gap than the rest? You can’t tell me that the younger “kids” don’t hang out with older “kid” cousins. When I was 18, all my younger cousins loved me cuz I was the fun cousin and ended up hanging with them/ watching them during family get togethers and, while we don’t, could get drinks together in the current day if we wanted.
The point is how TF does any of what the op said sound aggressive predatory or dismissive? What the hell is wrong with you all?
@@monk3110 Well not everyone is like you, oh almighty Lord _"Fun Cousin."_ Get a grip of reality, which doesn't revolve around you btw, where nothing will turn out as you expect it.
I dunno my niece is 10 years younger than me I used to babysit her a lot she is my favorite niece
Ill translate for latinos
"Hey Christian your some how related to this kid you've never met before, why dont you just refer to him as your cousin and go take him to the room you share with your other 4 brothers so you can have an akward time together"
That fucking accuracy tho..
"I knew they'd get along."
I'd hate to see what would happen if they DIDN'T get along.
This hurts by how accurate it is I remember I was 12 and my mom made me play with her coworkers 6 year old kid
I was the kid that broke some else's toy once. Years later I became the kid with the now broken toy.
Yeah... I was at the house of my parents' friends. Their daughter had a friend over with whom she was out doing whatever. But the girl's Gameboy was there, so the mother let me play on it. There was Pokemon inside. (Now the first drops of sweat should start forming on your forehead) I started a new game, chose a Charmander and began roasting Pidgeys. I never played on a Gameboy before, but I loved the tv show. So after reaching a few levels and having my Charmander learn Ember I was very proud of myself.
So I saved the game.
Always funny when you explain the joke
Dude I have several little cousins and all of them at different points in my life were that little kid to me. And it still continues because there are tons of little cousins even now because my family is gigantic.
Gladly i finished that part of my life before the quarantine in 2019 haha
I have like 30 aunts and uncles and around the same number of cousins
I spent years being victim of this lol
My family’s huge too. But I’m lucky I had a good aunt/godmother who raised her sons (my cousins) to be like good big brothers to me. I always thought they were annoyed at the one little girl following them around all the time but recently found out they didn’t mind at all, which was nice to hear
I love how they announce everything they do so sarcastically lmfao
Its like they saw that saying stuff literally was funny at first then made it the main joke of every episode
Yea it's still funny at times because of how incredibly relatable the scenarios are yet joke does have it's dry moments. Especially ones that's not relatable to
0:16
GOD, I can just remember my parents’ friends bringing their kids 5+ years my junior with absolutely nothing to play with. I’d have to bust out my old GameCube and throw in some Double Dash because I didn’t have a ton of multiplayer games. Not like they were old enough to play anyway; most didn’t know they had to hold the A button to accelerate.
From the thumbnail I thought Chris was talking to the girl, that was going to be a totally different kind of awful.
Iv got a mini bar and a whole bunch of camping stuff (rope, ducktape, knifes etc.) so this would interesting to see playout.
0:36 - 😂
Interesting fact, at 0:33, if you're wearing earphones take out the left one and you can slightly hear Chris voice.
I realize I hit the jackpot with my childhood.
“I guess.” *shrugs*
If I had Stewie’s number I’d ask when he’s going to finally kill Lois
Sum up my primary school childhood pretty well
When I was a kid, I got to see my father about six to ten weekends a year, most of which was spent receiving various signals of how sorely I was testing his aggrieved patience the whole time. One weekend, when we were supposed to go sailing together, he told me at the beginning of the drive down that his new girlfriend had a son, and -- I don't remember how, exactly, but he definitely and intentionally made it sound like the son was a couple of years older than me. We rode for three hours to the boat, and as we were pulling into the marina parking lot, he said, "Oh, and Josh is a few years younger than you, so you'll have to make it a special point to be nice to him."
Do you ever feel that you ruined your dad's life?
Did Josh get thrown overboard in the nicest possible way?
@@rechitsapivo I definitely could have been a *lot* nicer to him.
Little kid’s a scrapper. Respect 😎✊🏽
I literally just woke up after having a dream about being in a fight, now CZcams recommends me this
The accuracy😭😭
I mean… I can confirm personally
that was so accurate it was painful
WTF Chris?
Hes aware of the tropes but cant fight it
So we're gonna ignore what Chris said in the beginning?
If that's "getting along" then I don't even want to know what isn't
-KEEP THE DOOR OPEN CHRIS!
Lois legit made fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, and what appears to be boxed macaroni and cheese for dinner... My mom never made two carbs growing up.
The accuracy is unsettling.
I read the caption and though Lois was going to say that to the girl. Lol
0:16 Would’ve been funnier if she said “... this kid you’ve never met, and with whom you have nothing in common”.
Every family gathering
Why is this the thing that makes me laugh
Going by the tag line, I was hoping Lois was saying that to the other woman.
This, but with an Xbox 360.
I never let that kid into my room again.
I was that little kid once.
So right on !
When I read the heading I thought Lois was going upstairs with her girlfriend to break a “toy”
I need help!!
Tbh, Chris had it coming.
Mmm
Mrs. Brown… I want you to hit me again
- Chris Griffin
My parents would always tell me to play video games with their friends kids who were like 10nyears younger than me. Despite the fact most of my games were single player, story based games. They insisted we "take turns". Even when I wasn't in the mood to play video games I was forced to play them. 😂
0:13 Anybody else hear that heavy breathing?
The fact Lois actually diverted Chris was actually pretty good
Very Good!.
Well you shouldn't have given him warning lol
0:11 just listen to his breath, and you'll know how much he is struggling. 💀
I thought Louis was gonna ask the mom
Lines are ten times funnier on Family Guy when they come from another room. They just are.
Yo yo
Block, Counter nut punch
lol relatable
Mood
I hate how this has literally happened to me so many fucking times
What episode is this
Bro I thought he was talking to the girl....about the toys thing...like...THOSE kinds of toys...
Same thing happened to me back in 1946
How old are you?
God this happened to me so many fucking times growing up ..
reminds me when I first met my soon-to-be-cousin. I think he was 8 and I was 15, but as the youngest of the family I was closer to his age than any of my siblings.
Yep
from the thumbnail i thought he was gonna ask that to the girl.....
Funny , so glad I’m a big kid now.
Weird food selection they are eating.
Typical middle class white family dinner, can't stick to one theme 😂
Mashed potatoes, fried chicken and corn, not the most common combination but they all go pretty well with each other
@@TW-sh2un looks like the kind of food you would eat during Thanksgiving.
there is nothing normal about a teenager having a child in his bedroom
Are they having Mac and cheese AND mashed potatoes and gravy? Weird loll
No wonder Peter and Chris are fat
That's 100% carbs
I like it
@@guilhermefarias5255 well, not 100%; some of it’s just plain fats.
Love how everyone didn't even get some of the salad
It's cut right before the explanation for that actually. Apparently Lois thinks divorcees only want fried foods lmao
0:16 I swear I hate when my parents do that.
AAAAAAHHH!
Love me some overly-explained jokes
Thanks to everyone in the comments who’s shared a boring story about a childhood experience that reflects the content of this video. Really, really fascinating.
wow, real ray of sunshine here way to look at the good things in life
Next time Chris, don’t fucking tell the kid if you gonna hit him
I am team quagmire when he tells Brian off.
Poor Chris what did Herbert do to him????
I used to HATE when my mom would do this shit. It's like the mom way of saying 'Hey, YOU have no friends, how about i try and force one on you?'
Who plays Chris now?
Seth Green. He also voiced Leo from 2012 TMNT & the creator of Robot Chicken.
@@whitetspider82whitetspider78 im actually happy you said that. I was told some time ago that Seth Green played Chris. I honestly thought they changed the voice actor. Maybe I'm listening too hard, but I thought I noticed a voice change. Or maybe because seth is getting older idk. Lol. I love robot chicken and I loved him in Austin Powers too.
Back when family was a guy
These jokes are what I refer to as "izzies" where it's not so much telling a joke as just saying what something is.
"I guess" kid so bored he would rather be hit by Chris or probably go for a ride on Stewie go round than stay at this awkward Dinner with his mom's boyfriend dog's family.
😂😂😂😂😂
i thought the title meant lois and the other girl. i am disappointed
They explain jokes way too much on Family Guy.
To all the folks who are still pissed at their parents over some toys... If you ever become a parent you will understand.
l like Chris voice, but hi is scary
That kid
Is
Full counter
8 I'm leaving