Besos Y Lagrimas: Josefina - SNL
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- čas přidán 24. 10. 2013
- In this edition of "Besos Y Lagrimas" a man (Fred Armisen) kisses a nun (Jennifer Lopez), his wife (Kristen Wiig) catches him, and murderous ideas take root. [Season 35, 2010]
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When you are supposed to act out a dialogue in Spanish class but you do not know any words...
Johana Bursíková 😂😂That's the funniest thing I read today
😂🤣😃😄😅
¡AYYYY SI!
@@Jay60888 lol... The mystery is tho how the nun even landed there!?
1999
They missed the part when you push someone down the stairs
And twin brother/sister.
KravMagaSRB who everybody though dead
Marina Moni Like in Jane the Virgin
Or a missing child!
OR WAS I PUSHED?!
I was watching this and my mother thought it was a new Telenovela
BAM BAM Z. 😂😂made my day
BAM BAM Z. Lmaooo!!
That's why he is in an a chair.
Bee Zammle 😂😂😂
Aww, bless her heart
When Kristen moves her hair like she’s on a shampoo commercial lol that scene is everything 😂
And that evil laugh after poisoning her husband.😂
True! 😭
Black Magician Yes! Lol I cannot watching this
😂😂😂😂
It took me a minute, I was like: Kristen?... Oh! She means Magdalena! I was really into it 😅
Am I the only one who expected even the Pomeranian to say "Ayy!" at least in subtitles? :D
LOL
Margarita M. 😂😂😂😂😂
missed opportunity 😭
What subtitles
Aye Mi' Perritos! 🥰
there are so many little things in this sketch that I absolutely love:
-Carlos having an eye patch, a wheelchair and breathing through a mask, even though he clearly doesn't need any
-The intro with the Virgin Mary just floating around
- Magdelena walking in with a random statue on her hands
Yeah I agree fully
To me Is the Magdalena's painting. Why does no one talks about Magdalena's painting? 😭
Who writes this? The opening shot of a man in a wheelchair with an eye-patch, wistfully watching through the window of his grand estate, breathing on an oxygen mask, that's a stroke of creative genius. It's pretty much the entire emotional range of telenovelas.
SelfReflective articulate
Dont forget Esmeralda!!
Esmeralda, cerro. Aaaaaaee!🐶
Do they also _stand up_ from said wheelchair??
LMAO. Such terrible writing for a real show. Awesome for comedy skits.
SelfReflective 😂😂😂😂😂
They forgot someone falling to their knees looking up and saying porqueeeee!
Like Big Al
And the shaky lips 😂
They forgot about the long lost child. There's always one 😁
Or the evil twin. Or the woman falling down the stairs 🤣
Or the lost father of Josefina and Señor Gómez... which actually was not...
I was literally crying during the poisoning scene ahahahahaha
geovanna arroyo me to
The belt was awesome.
Mira! 👀
When i check my balance at the ATM...ZHERRO!!
ha! that was my balance, you stole it!
¡cErO!
Aaayyyy....NOOOOO!
Hahaha. Ay, noooo
It actually speaks zero
this is exactly what a latino telenovela is like XD
+Art Deco yes, only in mexico . I dont know why they act like that,
They are like this in Brazil too, now lately the acting is a little better but the plot twists amd turns are the same.
Marina Moni no Brazil is a lot less overdone... Brazil was decent as compared to Mexico.
Spanish soap actors: I don’t want to over-act the part
Producers: no such thing
María la del Barrio all over
Kristen Wiig is giving me Mexican telenovela vibes on point...she brings the right telenovela energy, accent, sentiment. Perfection, she's so talented.
The dog deserves an Oscar.
Dogscar
Right after Kristen Wiig enters and yells "Josefina!", you can hear someone in the audience do a wheezing laugh. As did I.
wow it was so much acurate that im not even offended
***** well my favorite ones where rubi, la mentira and salome...some really old ones acctualy
+naniccabe Don't forget MariMar and Rosalinda. lol
+korni196 I saw "Maria la del Barrio" which is quite short to be honest, but the acting is basically that, and unlike in here, it's not made up
That dog stare was sooo dramatic! The way it looked to the side 3:39
So Bill Hader just looks good in everything huh?
And his Spanish accent is really good
He does it for me... idk what it is! Lol
Drink some water. Lol
I'm your 100th like!
@@slapndbass I see girl gangs like a mix of white cheesy with yellow teasy
Where's the part when they are brother and sister and their love is impossible and then the Nana enters and said
"You are not, he is the son of the gardener " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
this might sound like a joke but this is way better than real telenovelas really are
Yea, cuz it gets to the damn point lol...
hell no ..Telenovelas are everything
Telenovelas are great
No, telenovela was better. It goes crazy fast
Hahahhahaha!!! Couldn't hold my laughter in for the last part where the dog flies across the screen.
Are we not even gonna talk about how good JLo looked in that yellow dress
No we are not.
@@immafranks891 LOL You took the words out of my mouth. Her acting skills are so bad
Oh yes, she looks gorgeous.
Super super hot!
My dream is now forbidden love with Sister Jennifer.
I think it's really cool how they can make good comedy even if you don't understand the lines
They are just pronouncing names in spanish basically lol
I dunno, parts of my brain remembered my Spanish from school, lo siento!
Final ranking of Bill Hader in spanish: CERRO!
Él trató por lo menos 🤷♀️ este me encanta
This definitely needs to be real.
It’s speaks zero, put it pronounces cero
Kristen Wiig is MAGIC!
ayy, noooo!!
This got me weirdly nostalgic since I grew up watching these. Also it's crazy how accurate this is.
Magdalena must have put too much MSG in Señor Gomez's ensalada
That's so telenovela i can't stop laughing!!!!Kristen wiig you are my godess!!!
Amarina E. I thought thats jennifer lopez
Norma Tible the funnier one is Kristen Wiig, Señora Gomez
Dude, there isn't even anything wrong with his eye! LOL
Just dramatic affect
If you ever saw any version of CUNA DE LOBOS you'd get that!
She looks exactly the same 6 years later in 2019. Goooooals
Make up man.
@@cheekybabe666 naaah, that's incredible bone structure, great genes and self care.
@@tuffstuff2U Maybe. She's probably better then most, but look up Jennifer Lopez without makeup on Google
@@cheekybabe666 she atleast shows herself on her channel without makeup. She looks like a normal human, aging well. Beautiful nonetheless.
Having enormous wealth and access to personal trainers, plastic surgeons, and professional makeup artists will do that. Not saying she doesn't look good, but it's silly to pretend she's just naturally blessed with good aging.
American: "OMG this is so insulting. Why did they put the Mexican like that?"
Mexican: "Qué cagado jajaja, está bueno el chiste".
"Carlos! AI NOO!!" Kristen Wiig it's just brilliant in this xDDD
This is awesome!!! I'm mexican and this is how the telenovelas were in the 90's, they did a great job. Kristine really looks like the villans was, a Sonia look a lot like Angelica Maria a mexican actress! I love it
does wild cat count as one of them? XD
Why am I watching this in 2019?!
Andres Campodonico likewise. This was funny af 😂😂
@@spearmonkylan20 Not really
Gonk well it’s funny for me because I’m Mexican and black . So this hits differently for me than non-Mexicans/Latinos :)
no one knows.
Andres Campodonico ¿pero, por que no? 😂😂
Omfg this is exactly how telenovelas work
That background music is so haunting. Can't get it out of my mind.
I know right! I hope it’s a real song!
0:41 Senor Armisen, you mad, evil genius. Well played, Sir...
I really hope that if Fred Armisen ever host SNL, they bring this skit back. This is by far my favorite skit that he’s been in.
No one is talking about how lucky the guy was to get to kiss JLo
Twice! Damn!
Ikr
@@susieq8424 actually 3 times
Ninguém nem ao menos havia citado a J-Lo antes disso😂
Aww I loved that little doggy... And he also got Zerooooo
that was hilarious! I love Kristen Wiig, she is so funny. She looked like Jane Fonda in this sketch.
2:01 the food poisoning is so accurate every Latino soap opera.
Lloré como una Magdalena 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We used to watch these with the Arabic dub back when I was a kid. I had no idea what the frack was going on. Just people expressing emotions and taking revenge on each other. so much LOLZ for the whole family!
Yes omg
Lol! I was a kid but I loved it so much that I used to sneak around with my siblings behind my parents back to watch it 🤣🤣🤣
I liked that they did the eye patch on Carlos having a healthy eye ..for Cuna de Lobos a very popular soap opera in Mexico in the 80s
That was the best Soap opera ever!!👍
The true star of this skit ... Esmerelda!
Jlo is actually a great actress haha
"Mira!" - my favorite !
“¿Qué?”
Indian television isn't different either 😂
I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS SOMEONE HELP
It’s like a secret Spanish lesson coated in comedy. I love it. 😁
Si! No! Aayyyy!!!!! Dinero, testamento, Zero, Tudo, Lo Sientooooo!! Basically is this xD
+Bruno Pimenta ahahhahahahaha!
Paris Nurashikin Mohamad Supian xD
good job.
Bruno Pimenta and esta bibo 🤣
You forgot ayyyy
Kristen Wiig's evil laugh was everything 😂
The dialogue is so hilariously limited that I only took one year of spanish and I understand it completely
2:41 When you didn’t do the homework and the teacher didn’t ask for it
A ballet of Spanish over-acting! I love Spanish novelas because of their outlandish plots! This is brilliantly over the top! Hysterical!!! So well-done!😂🤣
¿Para cuándo el siguiente capítulo? Ya quedé enganchado con tan semejante trama.
The lawyer looks and sounds so malicious when he says Zero, I love it. 😭😭😂😂😂
Im embarrassed by how many times I have seen this sketch 😂😂
Only people used to telenovelas can actually get the irony of this show,for my side I really laughed out loud!!! rgds from Casablanca!
Hello fellow Casawi! Just FYI, "for my side" ne veut rien dire, on utilise "I for one" en anglais. :)
Ach kadir hna 😁
This is the best tele-novela ive ever seen
How is Bill Hader hot in this too
Super hot.
Kristen wiig steals every scene that she’s in
Alexander Owiti-Lucas Kristen’s wig stole the scenes
Always she does. Without trying to.
this is probably the best thing i've seen in a while
Even though I don't speak spanish, that is one telenovela I definitely would have watched!! LOL
Srithor JLo speaks Spanish
@Srithor Fred Armisen's mom is from Venezuela. That's why he's in almost every SNL Spanish skit.
Bianking4Life I’m 666 pray for the lord asap
Bianking4Life Wednesday. Thanks
👏👏👏👏👏👏
2018- and I still find this funny!!! They forgot the amnesia scene though hahaha
Wow, I didn't realized my Spanish comprehension was so fluent. I need to watch more telenovelas.
Philippines drama show in a nutshell.
I think that's latin america drama
+Van Bayhonan We have telenovela here to y know. Like Marimar
+BonMart Zulueta yeah i know but the style in "besos y lagrimas" is more... latin
yeah I know but its so similar to ours HAHAHAHA.
A Highly Frustrated Medic hahhha..ikr???so generic and so overacted....hahhahahaha
Me encanta el español casi profesional que usan jajajajajaja
This is truly like every spanish soap opera I have ever watched.
Too funny
4:07 nótese el detalle cuando se besa Josefina cómo vuela su velo 😂
No, Indian TV shows are worst....
I know, right?
apparently its not..i was in germany and a tourist from the middle east( Azerbaijan region) told me that they like Indian tv serials there. I told them how can they, and they replied at least they are much better than the spanish ones.. I presume this was Spanish
Vedantt29, yes, this is Spanish.
in india, it doesnt matter which the serial is... but after some point... they all will become similar... characters become vampires (wouldn't age) and zombies (after death they comes back alive) supernatural beings (snakes dieties or even witches) spirits (surviving bomb blasts and car accidents) you name it...! 😶
Ryan Spencer omgggg yaaaa
"pero qué haces besando al lisiadooo!!!"
5 stars comment!!!
Soraya?
@@Gaby-uy2er omg yass!
This was a masterpiece! I never thought he’d come back....😂
“Cero!”
“AY!”
Funny because Thats how Spanish novelas are "very dramatic" 😂😂😂
Even the music
@@MartVale1 melodramatic lol
@@howdypartner3403 😂
@@MartVale1 telenovelas theme songs are usually a big hit.
Kristen Wiig's got this down to the T.
"Besos Y Lagrimas" translates to "Kisses and Tears" apparently :')
Very like the real novela tities.
😂😂😂 that was soo funny took me back memory lane growing up watching spanish soap operas 😊.
As a partial Latina,I Co-sign
I was having such and awful day and this popped out in the suggestion box and oh my God this boosted up my morale made me laugh so hard and brighten up my day so hilarious
Jlo so hilarious , very funny. She is amazing person ,love her
I love the way they did Kristen's makeup!! Very telenovela style
i must have watched this sketch like a thousand times and i lough out loud like crazy each time kristen shouts "josefinaaa" 😂
Yo quiero más telenovelas de SNL 😅😁
If that white powder is supposed to be Arsenic than Kristen Wiig could've killed everyone in that building ;P
Koekkie Koelkastrijder probably MSG, haha!
In the poisoning scene, 2:04 I noticed Kristen was going for the belt, when she realized it was the necklace's turn.
Only thing missing is an abuela having a heart attack and someone’s ex becoming a doctora
Still a better plotline than most actual telenovelas I know
i'm not even mad that's amazing.
Triste es que hay novelas de Telemundo que no difieren mucho.... Jajajajajajajajajajajaja
the best skit ever. t's so Hablo un Poco de Espanol, such a great parody, and the acting ...Maravillosa!
OMG!!! Jajajaa I can’t stop laughing 😂 specially in minute 2:04 jajajaja MIRA MIRA!! Jajajajja Kristine wig is just awesome
I miss Kristen Wiig so much. I don't care who got the Emmy for best supporting actress. Kristen Wiig is the best.
Watch "Wonder Woman 1984" to see Kristen Wiig.
Yup.. that sums up telenovelas. But like JoanneB says, split into several more episodes.
They forgot about the long lost child 😂
❤😂😢 ❤ "Besos y Lagrimas": I laughed my head off...😂 😂 😅 The limited Spanish somehow works!!! It took me a while to identify JLo as a "nun" kissing the guy, she should do comedy 😂. Kristen Wiig is so versatile; the shaking of her hair hahaha...SNL has been great, etc etc... Thanks for the laughs 😅
fred lifting the eyepatch and saying “sí” was underrated
Gosh..this is really funny... The overacting and over drama of tele-no-verlas..
4:11 look at the lawyer's face lol
América Latina sin telenovelas, no seria América Latina XD
Somebody watching during the pandemic? Wondering how come JLO looks the same and being pleasantly surprised because Kristen Wiig was cast as the villain in Wonder Woman 1984.