Mom thinks her daughter is carrying God’s baby PART 2
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"I'm gonna ruin it" excuse me while I steal that
And he said it was such happiness!!😂😂😂😂
@@patriciaharris7172 I noticed that too!! 😂😂😂
Me too 😂😂😂
Yes how have I never told any of my docs I’m about to ruin their day with a crazy patient 😮
[Writes that down 📝]
My mom worked in x-ray/ultrasound and they had a young woman come in with abdominal pain, accompanied by her mom. A colleague of my mom's was doing an ultrasound and realized the young woman was in labor and birth was immenient. As the tech is calling for a doctor, the mom is screaming, "MY DAUGHTER IS NOT PREGNANT!" The doctor delivers the baby in the ultrasound room and mom is still insisting the baby isn't her daughter's. The tech, fed up, says, "Well the baby isn't mine," points at the male doctor, "and it's definitely not his so unless you just gave birth, it's your daughter's!"
Heh, nice.
Oh what I would pay to witness something like this
My aunt got pregnant at 12 and delivered at 13 years old all while my grandma wasn’t even aware my aunt liked boys yet because my aunt “dressed like a tomboy” and didn’t act like she was into them yet. My aunt knew she was pregnant but no one else did until the night she went into labor. Apparently she was one of those who didn’t show at all, just got wider in the hips and wore baggy clothes. The first time she went up to the hospital, my mom had to get a baby sitter to stay with us kids and go drive my grandma and aunt up that night- doctor didn’t find anything wrong with her and said she had a stomach ache and sent her home. My grandma called my mom back and said it still wasn’t better and she wanted my mom to take them back and my mother said something along the lines of my aunt needed to stop being a little baby, it was just a stomachache 😅🥲 So my grandma called the ambulance. My grandma was also the one that ended up finally asking the doctor if it was possible my aunt was in labor and lo and behold… and then my aunt swore up and down she never had s*x, so everyone at the hospital I guess was calling her Mary.
@@Pollyanna_x12 is a very young age to be sexual active 😬
The cold way he said I'm gonna ruin it.
He secretly enjoys it. I should know lol
“My day’s pretty good so far!”
*”I’m gonna ruin it”*
Maury Povich to god: “YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!”
God: “🥳🥳🥳”
I think won the internet for this day.
God yells, “Not it!”
We are all children of God
@@strawberry_on_neptune1378 no
I'm going to ruin your day: the father is the father. Take that however you will
A woman from the church I attended as a teenager was absolutely convinced that her daughter had conceived miraculously… like she went to the pastor and announced it to the congregation and everything. None of the adults had the nerve to tell her that her daughter wasn’t “chosen.”
And that is why there are churches worshipping Donald trump rn. People need to be able to just be honest and tell these crazy people to sit down and shut up.
Try when the responsibility of protecting such a child in the community comes into play. Anyone want a bunch of people fearing they sinned thing get rid of that kid saves them??? 🤔
Omg how can people be this delusional
She was "chosen" by somebody lol
@@marias6583Delusional because they thought it was gods child or... because they believe in god in the first place? 😂
Mother:"This is a child of god!"
Doctor: "Wow, thats the 3rd immaculate conception this month. God sure has been busy getting his end away huh?"
This god is greek
Lol
@@saralaerevu8735 Zeus strikes again
I don't know whether to applaud the mom's innocence, or face-palm at her lack of awareness.
It's neither, it's pure denial on the mom's part.
@@ariisu40not denial. It’s delusion
@@pisces2569 little of both. She's in denial about her daughter having sex at her age/outside of marriage so she created a delusion to coop and to hopefully avoid judgement from her peers
I would just call for a psych consult.
That’s called religious delusions.
I live in the Bible Belt. I'm sure there's at least one doc around here who's seen this.
Oh I think it’s very sadly far more in number. There are some real sad pockets of areas of the US that have become so conservative/religious it’s just cult abuse and a form of mental illness. So many adults truly mentally suffering from such unstable and
ignorant upbringings.
I read this wrong
I basicslly read "theres no doctor who hasn't seen this"
I'm pretty sure there are doctors all over the place who have heard this.
Right one ultrasound for the daughter and one drug screening and psych eval for the mom.
Lol that teen is gonna be like "yeah I know she's nuts, but she's gonna kick me out if I tell her the truth, and I really need to be on her insurance, have her provide childcare while I finish HS, and let me live there rent free while I get myself established so I can care for this kid. The second I'm stable me and the baby are out. But please do not ruin this for me!"
Good point🌟
Thanks for the explanation.
/Swedish person that forgot about everyone not having health-insurance beccose they are legally in the country
Y'know? That makes sense actually
@@IDrawThings936 which is why it's so painful in the follow up skit when the doctor, wanting to prove the mom wrong, tells her the child is very human, and not divinely created. You can see the mom trying to process it all and starting to get angry at the doctor. But in the long term it's the daughter who will have to deal with her. She's 15 and either CPS is getting called bc it's not safe for her to remain in her home, possibly resulting in that baby being taken from her and put into the system too bc she's a teen who can't take care of it. Or the mom kicking her daughter out forcing her into homelessness and the terrible choice of letting her mom take the baby if she'll allow baby to stay but not her. That doctor completely destroyed that teen and baby's life all bc he wanted to prove the crazy mom wrong.
@@millersam07 Okey dokey. You got a tad bit carried away here, didn't ya?
I'm hoping for a Part 3.
There better be a 3rd part, I can't get enough of this little miracle story.
yes
@@Wawagirl17yes!
Hahaha
Absolutely a part 3 is needed!
Scare the mom by telling her it’s not Gods child but the “Devil’s” child. Her daughter will then say = No! His name is Devin from art class. 😂
🤣🤣 I can just picture this!! 🤣
Sadly a joke like thay might put the child or the teen's life at risk.
@@aenithharper2417 Very.
There's a pretty good sketch about a guy who summons a Devon: Crapshots - The summoning.
Rosemary's baby
Aint no way god be going to prison brooo 😭😭💀💀
Psych consult for the mom.
If I had a dollar for every time I asked someone at work how their day was and then had to ruin their mood, I'd be a rich bitch.
Part 2
I really like the way he asked "how's your day?" before saying "I'm gonna ruin it" 😂
I'm gonna ruin it got me 😂
“I’m gonna ruin it” 😂
Can’t wait for part 3
It’s giving that one girl on doctor phill
I remember that girl I don’t remember if she got the help that she needed though
Yeah, whether I was loopy or not thinking my child was a Virgin with a baby inside their belly.I still wouldn't leave my child LOL.
We're in desperate need of part 3😮❗❗❗
And the physic ward for the Mom😂😂😂😂😂
The part 3 should be the ultrasound. As mom comes in, screaming of course, they get her quieted down by saying "Look at the screen and see the baby". She oohs and ahhs and says "isn't granny's baby cute". At that moment, the baby gives granny the middle finger. That's what happened years ago at work. The US techs printed out copies of that US and hung it up on the door for years. We all laughed. But granny was yelling at her daughter about how she was so embarrassed. The daughter/pregnant woman was laughing so hard that she peed her pants. We tried to get her to change into scrub pants, but she sed that she was just going straight home now. That granny was a real Karen.
Ooooof that will be really interesting
Ohhh yess it’s the daughter’s fault the baby is flipping her off before the baby even born
Ohh lort
Runnn girl
'I'm gonna ruin it' lol.. I did that to a few doc's when I had to go to the ER after a traumatic fall. No memory of the day, and I switched back to my native language which threw everyone for a loop.. Spanish and I'm almost Irish ginger LOL
Mary really did take the only chance of that excuse ever working😂😂
And by the time Christianity used that excuse it was already an old one lol
See if the ultrasound shows a fucking halo
Showing up at the hospital because there's no room at this inn, and not a stable or donkey to be found in the city
If just the mom in that other short was so willing to leave her kid with the doctor
I mean technically according to Christians we’re all gods children
"Pretty good so far"
"Im gonna ruin it :) "
Is like the shared experience of anyome whos job involves working with the public 😭😂
I hope the Vatican is aware of this.
If I ever become a doctor I will NEVER work in the ER💀💀💀
"I'm gonna ruin it". yup.
Betting she's not pregnant and it's another condition instead
Like PCOS or premature menopause. But what if a little of column a and b, molar pregnancy?
We need part 3!
I need part 3 😭🤣 I'm invested
Imma need a Part 3 on this
Oh so this the " i am a woman of god " karen
Waiting with bated breath for part three
How easy would it be to get the mother an emergency psych consultation and possible psychiatric hold?
She’s not a danger to herself or others so impossible. It would be incredibly wrong to hold her.
@@kaylees735Maybe not a hold, but she should definitely get a consultation. There's something wrong with her.
@@ashhole03diagnosis crazy Cristian
@ashhole03 the only thing wrong with her is denial lol some parents are swimming in it.
Very difficult since she would say they think she's crazy and leave
That first "oh" was great😂😂😂
"I'm going to ruin it"
I'm dead 😆😆😆
I can't wait for the rest of the parts ❤
Ok soooo… who knocked u up
😂😂 You didn't disappoint. Can't wait for part 3!!!!!
We need a part three on this video..definitely
“She is carrying the child of God in her uterus!”
“I’m sure she is. After all, everyone is a child of God in His eyes.”
"I'm gonna ruin it" was so perfectly delivered!😂
"Heyyy lady, how about i show you the hospital worship space? Since youll have your statue in there soon
Love how they didn't ask the patient if that's what she wanted.
Mom needs a mental health hospitalization
"I'm gonna ruin it."
Heeeee! I'm using that, even though I know damn well it'll never be as funny coming from me as it is right here. It's all in the delivery, and Steven nailed it as the smart-ass Rich - and as the knowledgeable doc, too. Most excellent and perfect!
I REALLY want to see the mom’s reaction that her daughters not pregnant, and there’s no such thing as “God’s Baby”
I do think the daughter is actually pregnant though
Technically we are all children of god so when we were babies we were all "God's baby"
@@user-yl8ix5lb6j I never thought of it like that! I guess it is true
Only those mother's know how many Gods child is running around in this world
All fun and games until 3 wise men come into the hospital on horseback.
Please post a PART 3!
That dads name is definitely like John or something not Jesus good lady
I work on a Registry Office, if God is the parent, HE BETTER APPEAR HERE WITH PROPER DOCUMENTATION.
Need part 3 please. These are amazing.
"You, god, are in fact not the father."
God: "OMFG IMMA THROW A GOD DAMN PARTY 🥳🥳🥳🥳"
Dang, mom coped with heresy
This is legit Jane the virgin
You are hilarious. I can’t wait to finally finish and be an RN ❤
Ok, I’m ready for Pt. 3, this is gotta be good! Don’t leave me hanging!
*this isn't just any baby she s carrying *
One of the stupidest things I have ever heard💀
I like how you put on a pair of eyeglasses that match a headband and subtly change your voice...I instantly believe you are a crazy lady lol
“there is no and if.. i am pregnant.. and it is jesus”
This deserves a standing ovation.
What great teamwork!
Hope the father has insurance.
as a father to a daughter, I know it's eventually going to happen. But my dad brain says "it" is never going to happen... being a father sucks....
I took a double take at "Dr. Molina"
My guy was that on purpose because thats also my health insurance???
Your comic timing is golden. Love your content and wish you all the best in your career in stand-up and acting.
This happens more than anyone would think. The delulu is strong out there
I love how it always sounds like mcdonalds at the end of his videos
"Congrats, it's cancer"
It would be so funny to find out that the father is actually Godfrey 😂😂😂anway i am invested now i wanna know if mother Maria was really pregnant or mom is delusional 😂
That mother/soon-to-be-grandmother is nuts.
You play Karen’s too well xD
I can hear my dementia residents asking why I can’t just bring the paperwork’s to them there~ 😂
When you think that the nurse is just messing with you but their not 😂
During the ultrasound the doctor sees the baby has horns.
They would do a pregnancy test first before an ultrasound.
I think if she was showing they might just skip to the ultrasound. It would be a waste of time doing a pregnancy test if she clearly looked pregnant
Baby bump exists.
This naive person ….
Not if she's showing.
@mariewraight4969 oh, fat bellies look like pregnancy sometimes.
"I'm gonna ruin it" sent me. 🤣🤣🤣
Lol on behalf of the daughter THANK YOU 😮💨
One of the reasons I’m never working a job dealing with customers, or patients in this important industry😭.
Your coming to Hoover ahhhhh
"I'm gonna ruin it" Fantastic.
Man, I was waiting for the punchline there was no baby.
"whoa, God's baby sure does look a lot like the neighbor boy."
"well the neighbor boy is named Jesus..."
😂😂" I'm gonna ruin it"😂😂
Just wait till god refuses to pay child support 😂
never fails to make me laugh and sometimes wince its so insightful. that said, his expressions are delightful.
Dr. Melena? Dr. Black, Tarry Stool? 😂😂😂
imagine that while picking a name theyll named it "jesus jr."
These moms out here really competing for America’s Next Top Prophet
Plot's thickening 🤭
Also is Dr. Molina a new character? Or did I miss some shorts?
Can't wait for part 3!
I would’ve looked at that mother and been like well, technically ma’am, we are all children of God
Oh my God