GI Joe Classified Repaints * Worst Review Ever!!! * Super Boring!!! * Don't Watch!!!

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  • čas přidán 5. 10. 2023
  • GI Joe Classified Series Python Patrol Vypra, Tiger Force Flint, Crimson Viper and Desert Commando Snake Eyes Action Figure Review by Yo Joe Jerk.
    Host Brian @YoJoeJerk can also be found on Facebook & Instagram.
    #gijoe #gijoeclassified #gijoearealamericanhero #gijoecommunity
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  • @demetricsmith471
    @demetricsmith471 Před 9 měsíci +10

    I'm glad that u have that "completist sickness. " It makes for some great reviews. U, D Amazing, Just J Hernandez and Robo are my Mount Rushmore for figure videos 👍🏽

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci +1

      Wow...Thank you!!!

    • @demetricsmith471
      @demetricsmith471 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@yojoejerk you're very welcome. Looking forward to the next video. Just keep making them shits 🔥🤣

  • @azariahx
    @azariahx Před 9 měsíci +6

    “Finger Finder, searching … and it’s You MF” 😂😂😂. I’m weak 😂😂😂 Most Entertaining and Informative Joe Review Channel 🫡🫡🫡❤️❤️❤️

  • @extreme519
    @extreme519 Před 9 měsíci +6

    best review ever, not boring, watched it all the way through!

  • @UnkleKlumsy1353
    @UnkleKlumsy1353 Před 9 měsíci +5

    I do agree with the Crimson Viper being the most boring entry tonight. As much as I LOVE the iconic Viper look (and boy oh boy do I love me some fucking Vipers) I actually never cared about the Crimson Vipers. Love a sharp red uniform, but somehow it just doesn't work with me. The only one I really wanted was TF Flint. I don't like Tiger force, but as a kid, TF Flint was the one I had. I never got the original. But the face paint ruins him for me. I could probably fix it... but eh... I have the normal version and that's enough. Vipra looks a bit snazzy, but holy actual hell that bow. I'd say it's got a date with some boiled water, but I dont even know how you'd go about correcting warp like that.
    Also, crazy coincidence, but I also used that same replacement shotgun for my Flint

  • @edeff1119
    @edeff1119 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Love your reviews. And TY for pointing out individual mold reuses. Its a fun side game...

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci

      Anytime!!! Thanks for watching!!!

  • @fireman3857
    @fireman3857 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I tune in every day just for the intro up to the "Baaaarrrrrrcoooodeee" 😂 funniest intros ever!
    And the desert camo is the best, Dusty also looks better in desert camo, I wish we could get a whole range.

  • @80sToyBoy
    @80sToyBoy Před 9 měsíci +5

    I'm a completionist myself also. Pretty much agree with what you said and you had me laughing the whole video. Looking forward to your next!

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci +1

      Glad you enjoyed it, Thanks Homie!!!

  • @jukeboxhero_21
    @jukeboxhero_21 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Loved the “Young Ones” intro! Watching this makes me confident that I made the right decision to cancel my preorders on these. I might pick up one Vypra though.

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci

      Glad I could help! Thanks!!!

  • @George-de6hd
    @George-de6hd Před 8 měsíci +1

    Flints got the Marylyn Manson black bar across his eyes going on 😂

  • @jigsawnora3207
    @jigsawnora3207 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Thats a mongoose on snake eyes arm patch✨✨✨
    Remember! Those things fight cobras✨

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci +3

      Thanks for the info!!!

    • @jigsawnora3207
      @jigsawnora3207 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@yojoejerk No worries love your videos👍✨✨✨

    • @adamcohen233
      @adamcohen233 Před 9 měsíci +2

      This guy mongooses. Ah those crazy bastards are immune to snake venom. Mongooses take down monkeys too. Crazy!

  • @lucydiamond7777
    @lucydiamond7777 Před 9 měsíci +6

    I had to unlike this video just so I could like it again!!! Just so you know, that weird crooked knife that Flint and some of the guys come with is called a Kukri (Koo-Kree) it's not something everyone would know unless they were into knives.

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci +2

      Great info, Thanks for watching!!!

  • @jackyourworld
    @jackyourworld Před 9 měsíci +4

    I bought 3 of those boring vipers and I have no idea why!!!

  • @VizD1
    @VizD1 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Bro that last shot was dope with the models! You should have a calendar photo/video shoot for end of year special.

  • @crystalfreddieshowreview7470
    @crystalfreddieshowreview7470 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Thanks for the video!!!!! I was trying to figure out if I should buy tiger Force Flint but now I know his head looks better with the old one so now I'm going to get him and the Snake Eyes looks cool wasn't sure about that one but you helped me make up my mind thanks... keep up the great work bro💯

  • @sherwoodcrump3716
    @sherwoodcrump3716 Před 9 měsíci +1

    That Flint looks like he should be in a Dora the Explorer cartoon-Swiper, no swiping! 🦝

  • @ghostman5620
    @ghostman5620 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Got the Viper and Snake Eyes cuz I saw them on the pegs.
    (It was like the old days: surprise!...excitement!...wallet!)
    Flint I actively wanted.
    Vypra? I'm sure there's a clearance price that would win me over...and no, I don't know what that price is...its a reactive thing.....but, I doubt Target will drop her to the level I feel it'd need to be.

  • @christopherpierse3352
    @christopherpierse3352 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Is that a Thundercats logo on Snake Eyes shoulder? Is he going to beat up Mumra? I was out of GI Joe's around the time of P-Patrol and Kitten Force. Were they a dance team? Did they have dance offs and show up on clown cars? Cobra Dance Coordinator: Big Ragu Carmine Ragussa

  • @randomposter5665
    @randomposter5665 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Great job as always.
    My suck list was completely backwards from yours, although that Snake Eyes is growing on me.
    I must be in the minority liking the Crimson Viper and the Ninja formerly known as Blue Ninja. I have two TF Flints I haven’t even opened but I’m really impressed his shotgun can break down like that.

  • @JERKMONGER
    @JERKMONGER Před 9 měsíci +1

    Dawg... you have become my favorite youtuber... fantastic review and super entertaining... now I need that Snakeyes

  • @thx1573
    @thx1573 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Hate the Desert Snake-Eyes. The last thing I want is another effin' version of Snake-Eyes. And the so-called Desert theme doesn't even match Dusty... the actual Desert effin' Trooper! I skipped all that repaint B.S. and I've been chasing Joes since 1984.

  • @ergofoxxxy
    @ergofoxxxy Před 7 měsíci +1

    what are crimson vipers? are they just vipers that are under xamot and tomax? or are they more elite than regular vipers but less elite than crimson guards ?

  • @Gnomenutz
    @Gnomenutz Před 9 měsíci +8

    Repaints? Damn man, these are Hasbro's finest. They got the molds to print money with these repaints. Who wouldn't want yet another viper (Cobra Island, Officer, Python Patrol, and now Crimson)? Flint was just flying off the pegs last year and they knew they needed to make this. Vypra is best, so much so you can still get her original body for the inflated $4.99 at Ollie's. Snake-Eyes on the other hand, this is the true money maker stemming all the way back to the 80's when they realized that we could make more profits when we can just not paint him. Make it mysterious, or a ninja later, kids will eat this shit up. But besides being repaints they also have one thing in common, Shitty gummy weapons with erectile dysfunction. And why did they continue to give Flint the shotgun that can't make up its mind if it is a break barrel single shot or if it pump action? Great review(s)! I laughed so much.

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci +2

      Bahahaha!!!! Thanks as always, Homie!!!

  • @gmarcus9128
    @gmarcus9128 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I would totally swap the waist and legs of the Flints as well as the heads like u did. Shoukd be easy to heat and pop em

  • @demetricsmith471
    @demetricsmith471 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Flint looks like John Wayne to me. I'm not a completist but I like the Flint and Snake Eyes. I might pick them up if I see them. I generally just pick up my favorites in the line.

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci +1

      Agreed, Thanks as always!!!

  • @iscariotproject
    @iscariotproject Před 9 měsíci +1

    a boy and his raccoon doll,the snake eyes reminds me of the desert combat multipack from the 25th line,looks great,why couldnt we get that stuff in the snakeyes movie instead of the ninja flying around stuff

  • @williehenrybaxtoniii1808
    @williehenrybaxtoniii1808 Před 7 měsíci +1

    DODGE VIPER! GAAAARBAGE! LOL. Thanks for a solid review YJJ, always look forward to your reviews bro!

  • @LandofMert76
    @LandofMert76 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I was very excited for the crimson viper, but now that I have it, I don't like it. It's just very red. I wasn't gonna get vypra, but now I want her

  • @George-de6hd
    @George-de6hd Před 8 měsíci +1

    At least give the viper some new accessories or do something like they did with the Arctic bat

  • @prophet924
    @prophet924 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Completism: compulsion never quenched. I can’t say I am a completist in any of the product I buy. Eventually I walk away from getting offerings for reasons. Lately it’s been space and funds. But I do enjoy picking up all of the Classified figures thus far. Holy crap that bow and sword are terrible. I mean the packer mangled yours probably out of frustration then put it in the bag. Wow. Caramel Commando is freaking awesome! I never really got too many color variants as a kid. Snake Eyes was in a black suit mostly for me. So the dark green on the Commando and Retro versions is interesting. This desert one is so freaking interesting visually. Lenny said the critter on the shoulder patch is a mongoose. Vypra has grown on me. I don’t use the regular ninja head on my blue ninja. I like the fox mask more. So the sculpt has a home here. But the freaking skull mask makes me display it above here eyes to show off both. Those knees are visually weird and Hasbro should have QC’d that better. It’s obvious that sculptor just let someone else key in articulation. Flint’s ok. I like Crimson Viper better than regular one. But my Cobra operatives are displayed in my head cannon factions. I don’t see regular Viper and Crimson as soldiers working together but rather shared mission rivals. Crimson thinks they are better soldiers and would just assume kill the blue suited soldiers/mercs. Great video as always. Very entertaining.

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 8 měsíci

      Good Stuff! Thanks, Homie!!!

  • @therealunclassified
    @therealunclassified Před 9 měsíci +1

    When the flint hit clearance ill snag for parts.

  • @pants989
    @pants989 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Vyrpa is such a lazy fig, I popped the arms out to find out why her butterfly joints were so bad. I mean it's obvious that they're Zarana's butterfly joints, which work okay on her, but they absolutely suck on Vypra because that aren't even close to fitting properly. They're just kind of jammed in there, completely useless aside from a tiny bit of backwards movement. If you swap the shoulder caps, then she can move her arms forward like 15 degrees. Yay! $25 here you go, it definitely won't be $12 by November.

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci

      Great info, I'll try that with the arms. Thanks!!!

  • @mathieuduval7544
    @mathieuduval7544 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I always wanted to know what would the elephant man look like if he got reincarnated into a bow!!??.... well now i know and knowing is..... dude put some goggles on TF Flint... and that fucking black camo paint on his cheek looks way too much like some type of communicating device.... not sure im gonna get Vypra, even if i didn't get the blue ninja pack, overall its a good looking figure.... that skull mask is cool but not on her

  • @javisoprano1010
    @javisoprano1010 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Awesome review as usual, I picked up a few of these my self I believe I have the same sickness 😅, by the way where do you get the cool bikini babes figures ?

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci +2

      1. It's a good sickness 2. TBLeague Bodies and lots of custom work.

  • @WilliamPageCN
    @WilliamPageCN Před 9 měsíci +3

    You can’t tell me what to do. I’m watching this.

  • @tanka93
    @tanka93 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Great video man! Love your style.

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci

      Glad you enjoyed it, Thanks!!!

  • @williehenrybaxtoniii1808
    @williehenrybaxtoniii1808 Před 7 měsíci +1

    YJJ - do you collect any of the 1/6 Hot Toys / Threezero (like Snake Eyes Storm Shadow) figures? Would love your opinion on these!

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 7 měsíci +1

      I do not...but I have the ThreeZero Shaolin Cowboy and it's on of my favorites figures of all time. I have handled the Threezero Snake Eyes V1 and it's super well made and crazy detailed. 1/6 Scale just isn't my thing. Thanks.

    • @williehenrybaxtoniii1808
      @williehenrybaxtoniii1808 Před 7 měsíci

      @@yojoejerk Ssssssoooo at the end of the day, thanks for the reply and the vids!

  • @therealunclassified
    @therealunclassified Před 9 měsíci +1

    Grabbed the chick for 15 with 10 off. So not bad and that yellow is out. Doing a bit of painting and bam new ninja chi k or army build em. Ill wait for them to hit clearance.

  • @kevinyoung9557
    @kevinyoung9557 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Great stuff . Spot on reviews as usual.

  • @christopherpierse3352
    @christopherpierse3352 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Great review on PU

  • @4feathers
    @4feathers Před 9 měsíci +4

    I fucking love your videos man!!!💯 You crack me up " and if your a moron and a completist like me you gots to have this fucking bullshit"🤣🤣🤣 guilty as well🙋🏻‍♂️
    Only one I don't have is Butter Pecan Snake Eyes but I'm hearing allot of good things about him and your review is kinda swaying me on getting him 😆
    Oh and that knife isn't a Bowie its called a Kukri ( I also collect knives as well)

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci +1

      Thanks as always, Homie!!!

  • @TheDuke013
    @TheDuke013 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Plastic free and bent to hell, how does that even happen, the QC issues are getting worse.

  • @skabcat242
    @skabcat242 Před 9 měsíci +3

    LOL "Gaaarrbbaagge."

  • @RomanianTemplar
    @RomanianTemplar Před 9 měsíci +1

    I love your channel man. You make me laugh.

  • @jmblazer72
    @jmblazer72 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The Young Ones. Well, God dammit.

  • @falcon048
    @falcon048 Před 9 měsíci +3

    LOL, great review. One of the more entertaining reviews I have seen in a good while. Has'bruh and their repaint fetish. I got all these in hand, 'cept Vypra. I pre-ordered on Pulse and they still want to wait it out until Nov. So be it; I can wait. I didn't think I would like Mocha Frappachino, Dulce De Leche, Snek Eyez, but he grew on me....just not his Warp Factor 9 sword. At least yours curves in One Direction. I got the "S" blade. ;)
    In regards to the sickness. You are not alone. I too am afflicted and like Pokemon....gotta' collect'em all! I am a consumer \/\/#0r3!!!

  • @tgraz559
    @tgraz559 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The logo is a mongoose...fast enough to kill cobra snakes.

  • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
    @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal Před 9 měsíci +1

    Funny as usual. yeah, fuck the repaints. I am not a completionist. Hate all the tiger force/ night force crap. Didn't like it when I was a kid. I'll skip these except the lady Ninja.

  • @CollectingHavok
    @CollectingHavok Před 9 měsíci +1

    I don't know.. that Crimson Viper looking not horrible? either way this is how reviews should be.. fun!

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci +1

      The Jerk abides, Thanks Brother!!!

  • @LaurenceCooley
    @LaurenceCooley Před 9 měsíci +1

    The logo is a mongoose because they hunt and eat venomous snakes

  • @Ocram_sokart
    @Ocram_sokart Před 8 měsíci +1

    Where the fuck has this guy been? Why am I just now finding him? Why does he have three different voices.

  • @therealunclassified
    @therealunclassified Před 9 měsíci +1

    My bent arrow goes with my bent bow hahahaha

  • @CoffeePhilosophy
    @CoffeePhilosophy Před 9 měsíci +2

    Loved it!

  • @jamatthews34
    @jamatthews34 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Your reviews are funny as shit. LOL! Love your reviews.

  • @19jjace
    @19jjace Před 9 měsíci +1

    Awesome to do a 4 in 1 vid for the repaints. For that I shall not watch the 4 videos each everyone will publish.

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci

      I'm all about value for your time. Thanks for watching!!!

  • @kevjul100
    @kevjul100 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I totally passed on this SE

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci +2

      Thanks for watching, Good Sir!!!

    • @AlanDavidDoane
      @AlanDavidDoane Před 9 měsíci +2

      Your loss, it's freaking fantastic! For a boring repaint, it's the second best SE Hasbro has released. Retro SE #1! 00 #POOP.

    • @kevjul100
      @kevjul100 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@yojoejerk love the reviews bro!! Rack’em up!

  • @brandonsmith4510
    @brandonsmith4510 Před 8 měsíci +1

    New fan! 😂

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 8 měsíci

      Awesome, thanks for watching!!!

  • @AlanDavidDoane
    @AlanDavidDoane Před 9 měsíci +2

    I'M GONNA WATCH!

  • @juanangelcastaneda2700
    @juanangelcastaneda2700 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The best review ever 😂😂

  • @brianeubanks3842
    @brianeubanks3842 Před 9 měsíci +1

    It’s a Gurkha knife

  • @therealunclassified
    @therealunclassified Před 9 měsíci +1

    No clue why i never subbed yet. Lol

  • @vidalexperience
    @vidalexperience Před 7 měsíci +1

    BAAAAAAAHHHHHHCODDDESS

  • @MiddleAgedGuy73
    @MiddleAgedGuy73 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Yeah the bow is awful.

  • @LeroySchwartze
    @LeroySchwartze Před 8 měsíci +1

    Where do you get your bikini girls haha

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 8 měsíci

      TBLeague Bodies. Thanks for watching!!!

  • @therealunclassified
    @therealunclassified Před 9 měsíci +1

    At times you sound like someoens gay uncle from nyc or someone aunt.. . Manhattan to be exact.

    • @yojoejerk
      @yojoejerk  Před 9 měsíci

      Bahahaha, that's a new one.

    • @therealunclassified
      @therealunclassified Před 9 měsíci

      @yojoejerk haha. Where you from yo? Here on the east? Sound like the alien from that cartoon. Not sure the name of it, might be American dad. And Christian slater/jack nicholson/ shipwreck. But I know that's all nonnatural lol