The Best Way to Kill A Rat ft. TheOdd1sOut - Safety Third 55
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0:00 Intro
0:44 An odd podcast
2:38 Should we make a show?
5:20 TV vs CZcams
9:53 Never work with sponsors (jk please sponsor us)
17:03 ASMR Old Ladies
19:12 TV is cutthroat
22:16 It hits the corner
24:19 Don’t get me started
27:11 Bad kids show ideas
33:38 Teen court for teens
35:40 Accidental felonies
37:07 Nigel’s finest moments
39:12 What I have here is…
42:45 Engineering brain
47:37 Voice acting for crazy stuff
51:43 This one goes on a while
52:40 Audio listeners are happy
55:07 All good pets go to heaven
1:01:23 We are the invasive species
1:02:41 Happy Ratmas
1:04:31 We’re Sorry
Safety Third is a weekly show hosted by William Osman, NileRed, The Backyard Scientist, Allen Pan, and a couple other CZcams "Scientists". Sometimes we have guests, sometimes it's just us, but always: safety is our number three priority.
Nigel turning around and being the only one to see the logo hit the corner, then being so nonchalant about it is absolute gold.
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@@iftekhararshedchowdhury9860 24:05
He's nonchalant about evrything . its kind of calming and scary
bro hes an actual main character
Please bring Mia Malkova on the full podcast, if only to see Nigel's reactions over the course of an hour.
I didn't know who that was so I googled her. Now that's going to show up in my search history. No regrets.
@@kalwiggy She was also the first gal in the mall santa video.
Poor Nigel.
Nah..
maybe they did since they record multiple at a time I think
Mall santa was both funny AND cringe
I haven’t laughed so hard in a while
I put my head in my hoodie because I just couldn't watch parts of it, I loved it!
this podcast was miserable
@@lulin2546 what do you mean this was so funny
I could not breath during the first 5 minutes because I was doubled over laughing
I can’t believe you wasted the opportunity to call it “an oddcast”
How nice of Luna to give William her wheelchair for fixing her legs.
I love how the three of them are squished on the couch, because the two dogs took a seat as well
digging dog mvp
Nigel looks like he would be great at solving supply chain issues
Is this an insult or compliment
@@God_Yeeter yes
Santa video was well worth you going in the red for
I love the two dogs taking up a seat on the couch, forcing Alan, Kevin, and Nigel to sit on top of each other. honestly iconic
The toilet needs to be hooked up to chatgpt and have deep, thought-provoking and mildly suggestive conversations while you poop.
It also needs to have odd1sout's voice deep faked for it.
YES
I'm fairly certain deepfaking is a technique used for video, not audio, but good idea
@@ninjanolan6328 There is deepfake audio as well
@@ninjanolan6328 Deep fake just means deep learning was used to imitate the dataset.
I'll never get tired of Nigel being shocked at the cultural differences between his regular childhood and the others' crazy US childhood/teenage stories.
Oh he didn't have a regular childhood at all. In fact, his was probably the craziest of them all. For starters, he and a friend almost burnt down a bunch of houses, or thought they were close at least.
@@nadie9058 I heard the stories, he just liked fire, that's it hahaha when I say regular childhood I mean not knowing about "child jail" or whatever stuff they do in the US.
I feel like if I brought a pocket knife (like a multitool/Swiss Army Knife) to elementary school, they’d take it and tell my parents, no police involvement whatsoever, probably no suspensions either. Even with stuff like high school, they probably wouldn’t care unless it was something like a switchblade, which I believe can’t legally be spring powered in Canada. They probably only really have a problem if you’re taking it out and threatening people or playing with it. The US is weird…
This made me realize that the furry in Mall Santa video was TheOdd1sOut and that feels weird, I have known he was furry but I can't see the Mall Santa video the same now.
Do you think the other furry was his gif
Didnt he admit that he has a fur suit on my gf is weird video
(But he adamantly argues that he's not a furry XD)
@@robertjohnpecayo8642 he used to be active on r/furry_irl. I think he back tracked for marketing reasons
@@ChrisD__ understandable, esp now that he has an animated show
When I was a kid, my older sister was printing a paper for a high school class. She walked over to start the printer only to find a mouse on the open printer. Freaking out, she slammed it shut, causing it to start. She heard it screaming while the printer ran and when the printer was done, she opened it up to find that the rollers had pushed all of the mouse's insides into its head. I suppose this method of exectution could also be used on a rat.
there goes my lunch
What the actual fuck
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Idk if that was an editors choice or not. But at 12:07 when Will asked Allen: "What ear are you on?Left or right?". Allen was on the left ear and then the Editor must have switched him to the right ear as soon as he said: "I prefer the right one". This is GENIUS!
The audio channeling in this episode was really good I appreciate the editor
Watching this while doing my last assignment before I graduate college. Nothing better than doing homework with my big willy. Also, the best mall santa might be the funniest video I have seen in years. The lean into Nigel and his simps made me laugh so hard. Harley also stole the show.
im gonna be thinking about Harley for years.
I had no clue who the first girl was on Nigel’s lap until I saw a comment while I was scrolling later lol. That section is gold 😂 “supply chain issues”
The best part of the santa video was Williams mom setting on Nigels lap. I very nearly died of second hand embarrassment and i loved every single moment of it.
Dear Lord, I had to come from Spotify to say that the audio mixing in this episode absolutely destroyed me lol. I have bone conduction headphones to listen to these while at work, and this has been the first time I have been CHALLENGED with them on lol
Woah, what are bone conduction headphones like? Is it exactly what it sounds like? Where do they conduct to the bone?
@@quinndtxd so they wrap around the back of your head to Infront of your ear, and the speakers conduct through your cheekbone into your eardrum. It carries voice the best so they're perfect for podcasts but they still do music well.
They're nice because they act like little personal speakers right behind my head. An example is I was in a Walmart and a new song came on and I straight up thought it was playing from the Walmart speakers because it was at the perfect volume.
They don't cover your ear so you can still hear normally while having stuff play. (Unless you use earplugs.)
When you plug your ears with them on it becomes more like a normal earbud / headphone experience.
If you wanna try em out sometime I would definitely recommend Shokz brand, they have lots of different models and some are even completely waterproof. I use the openrun pro's which are the top of the line but the normal openrun or any of the other ones are still great.
Mall Santa had me cackling, seriously probably my favorite video in any category all year
Dax Flame should have a show every 1-3 months, at least. Mall Santa was an amazing episode.
Preferably once a month
Dax killed it. His demeanor was perfect.
I had no idea that Allen and James have such similar voices until trying to listen to this without watching it.
23:45 I was just listening to the audio and I thought it was just them pretending for my sake. I had a smile on my face the whole time, thanks.
Even if I'm the only one that loves the conversation and audio splitting, I appreciate it. I will never not be amused by it when it happens :)
Nigel literally plays the role of ferb in this podcast
Yay I have something to watch instead of working. That Santa contest was hilarious. Love all of you .
Safety third the only 'financial' podcast you need 😭
I like that theyre basically sitting on each other’s laps so they dont move the dogs
I love how they randomly start having multiple conversations at the same time and the audio splits
30:45 the moment when we can experience what it's like to be Nigel
It is time for me to share my mouse story.
When I was at work one day, a mouse was seen scrambling around inside. Some of my coworkers started trying to catch it with a bucket so that they could take it outside. My coworker slammed the bucket onto the ground trying to catch it but missed. Instead of catching the mouse, the rim of the bucket had come down hard onto its midsection, clearly breaking its spine. The mouse was easily caught after it had been crippled, and it was decided to put it out of its misery. My boss took the mouse outside, keeping everyone a fair distance away, and smashed the poor thing with a cinderblock. As if that wasn't enough, the whole incident had been witnessed by a large group of children of various ages. Quite the fiasco.
Man I love listening to two different conversations in each ear. Never change lads. 🤣
As someone who has had to kill almost a hundred pack rats (BIG fluffy, nasty rats), an air pellet pistol is the quickest and most humane, at least for the rat. Pretty traumatizing for the human, having to pick up a bloody crime scene every time, but, eh…
Most pleasant for both parties would probably be putting it in a bag full of N2O, falls asleep and never wakes up, you inhale the N2O and don’t feel so bad…
I almost got suspended from school for being regularly late. My mom got so angry at the teachers at the idea that the punishment for being late for school, was to not have to goto school. They backed down.
Allen make the talking toilets for Coachella or a music festival of other such place where bathroom access is limited. Then people have to use the toilets. And they'll think it's art
24:05 is a solid corner hit
James is still wearing the shirt 😭😂😂
(nice one man)
my proposed rat disposal method - waterjet table
How about a rail gun?
They put so much effort into making sure that the podcast is always just slightly annoying to listen to and that's why I love it
lots of safety third content! i'm loving this
This should be called “The ADHD Podcast”. It certainly keeps my attention 😂
I didn't realize that TheOdd1sOut is an absolute epic guy
Some of my coworkers used to work on rat brains, so we still have a few rat guillotines floating around the lab.
They're basically just two V-shaped blades slighlty overlapped across from each other so as to form a diamond-shaped opening.
The neck of the rat is placed at the bottom of the lower V, and a lever slides the two blades onto each other so that they meet in the middle where the neck is and the rat goes Louis XVI.
It's pretty foolproof and painless, back in the day they would just hold the rats there until chopping time but nowadays they're anesthetized with 5% isoflurane before.
Same goes for mice, except then a pair of kitchen scissors is more than enough for decapitation.
@@DingDingTheCZcamsBuddy Enough morphine to kill is expensive. Both that and asphyxiation fucks up brain cells, which isn't ideal when doing neuroscience.
Honestly the mall santa video was one of the funniest things I've watched this year
I think Allen should do a casting for the voice acting of both toilets. I wouldn't mind pretending to be both. Being enthusiastic and terrified are two things I can fake pretty well.
56:22 - When Alan is calling attention to something so dark you have to explain it.
14:44 Dog digging in the couch
From a friend who had to kill a great many rats in the course of his research; put the rat on a table facing away from you, hold them in place with a spatula against the back of their head and lift them up by the tail.
Even though it was cancer research, he hated it.
The toilet idea was already in better call saul so this is hilarious
Watching this with headphones on is an experience at times. Thank you.
Listening to this just past midnight on a 3 hour coach journey and that bit of talking over each other was a real trip. It didn't even seem like there was much talking over each other, Allen just went around my head a few times or whatever
My go to would have to be high explosives. Neuron signals travel at 50 meters per second, which is basically standing still from the perspective of a chunk of c4 with a velocity of detonation blistering by at 8046.72 meters per second. That rat will become a gas and particulate cloud faster than it is able to feel pain, the very standard of ethical euthanasia.
I would have loved to get/seen a photo of Allan, Will and Will’s mother since all three of them are wearing matching sweaters.
It took me 30 minutes to realize William is sitting in a wheelchair😂
The mall Santa thing was probably my single favourite video of the entire year. It was so funny and well made. The guests were cool too.
Honestly I would watch an entire episode of them having multiple conversations at once idk I fw it like a tik tok with subway surfers on it and you end up watching the whole thing cus ur brain is just stimulated
The split audio is amazing
2:47 just noticed William is sitting in the wheelchair
1:04:27 just noticed the wheelchair... oof, my eyes are slow today
the audio balancing while both groups rant rocks man.
My microwave is so old it has 2 knobs. Timer and heat control. Perfection
1. Laxatives (lots)
2. Train bigger rats to hunt them
3. Engineer a 'Rat Flu' (serves them right for plague)
4. Radiation - Litvinenko style
5. Squeak triggered automated rat stick (see always sunny)
42:19 they had a talking toilet in Better Call Saul lmaoo
Dude, the discord sound just got me. Also the Alexa bit implies someone listens to this podcast without a headset on, which is a crazy implication.
38:55 I was thinking about the one furry sounding like james in yesterday's video lmao
I was so enthralled with the corner dvd shots that I forgot to listen to the pod...
I loved the mall santa video, ya’ll are the best
I knew that the furry was him you could see him in the background in the Santa video
i could tell by his voice and it was all coming back to me
Will my whole life I have hated microwaves for the same reason and feel so validated every time you bring it up. I think I could fill a whole episode on them/ things i feel the same way about.
odd one out looks like he is either 13 or 45 years old. love that guy
Mall Santa video was the greatest Christmas present I didn't know I needed. Thank you.
lol at james calling out will for commandeering the question to allen
Allan and Micheal R should do a build together… I hear an angry and happy toilet in the future.
Put the roomba sensors under the seat so it cusses when you sit on it
"Animals you're allowed to kill and how to do it" was the worst Harry Potter spinoff by far
William watches Technology Connections what nice surprise!
the fact that all 3 men are squished onto the couch so that 2 chihuahuas can chill on there too
Merry Ratmas Safety Third. I cant wait for the Allen Pan video where he makes a toilet that moans when you poop in it.
i love how throughout the video james just gets less and less child friendly
and i am here for it :O
"Cleaning, driving or working"
~Me playing Minecraft: Yeah ok, guess I'm the odd one out...
Great episode! Can't wait for my shirt to get here
it took me half way through this podcast to realize that james was one of the furries in the mall santa video
27:14 "Ooooh fill me up Chandler you're such a big boy!"
We loved it we really did, I want more videos like these.
big high voltage capacitor
Big willy is sitting in the wheelchair from the Santa video LOL
Holy shit they're Santa's again! Mall Santa is love.
Unrelated to this ep but last night my boyfriend and I went to a hockey game and he bought a hotdog and said “I’m pulling a Nigel” because he was keeping it in his pocket for later.
Ill keep stressing that the content is gooooolddeeeeen! Thanks for these good ass videos!
30:30 speaking of creepy cactus characters the one in digimon data squad was pretty creepy
Bro that like 2 minutes of two simultaneously convos is just chaotic, jesus
Please do another big vid like that it was hillarious
It's hilarious reading the comments because they're all talking about diff things that were mentioned in this video but y'all spedran through so many topics I feel like I watched 10 videos in one 😂😂😂
I had to rewind and listen to each of my headphones "ears" one by one to get it all... But It was worth it!
You did something for the listeners once and i a viewer had a blast too, i need the toilet vid now
If we don't get Santa photos with Mrs. Caretaker and Jimmy Neutron, I'll be sad.
This episode was hilarious
The discord ping indeed did get me, i looked over to my right monitor to check what happened
Love this.
I just realized i was waiting for the dvd logo to perfectly hit the corner the whole podcast.
The mall santa video is probably my favorite thing that the safety third crew has ever done
IS THIS THE SET?! THATS SO EXCITING
I highly recommend that you go sub to their Patreon and watch that video. Funniest thing I've seen on CZcams in years.
To be fair William I did recommend ages ago building a microwave that automatically stops when it doesn't hear the popping for three consecutive seconds.