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- čas přidán 19. 10. 2023
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If you don't like Deicide you don't like Deathmetal
shop-hellshead...
Ive forgotten more metal than you know
shop-hellshead...
Make metal offensive again
shop-hellshead...
Real Men listen to Cannibal Corpse
shop-hellshead...
Vulgar Display To Posers
shop-hellshead...
Whats heavier than Pantera
shop-hellshead...
Tomb mold is the cheese that grows under balls, tears flowing .
When dudes use words like “Inclusive” you know they sit down to pee
you know they drink the soy kooIaid
"I'm about to buy you a bra and purse"
How thoughtful of the Dawg, as Maxine has obviously just transitioned.
We need to get Mr Maxine some Goddamn Maxie pads.
Whats with the revisionist nonsense that metal is 'all-inclusive' and 'has no rules'? The opposite is closer to the truth. It's always been against wimps, hipsters, and indie soycore masquerading as metal.
People that say that have a very different definition of what is actually metal 😂
I blame metal getting forcibly conjoined to the hip with punk, and how the punk scene went to shit in the last 10 years.
@@nukkleargarlicbread I would say its more the later developments of hardcore, like Biohazard, that blighted metal (rhythmic retardation and tough-guy personal drama lyrics, Pantera anyone?) Also alot of whiny post-Fugazi soy bands. Proto-punk like the Stooges is fundamental to metal and the best of Hardcore helped metal get back on track.
@@nukkleargarlicbreadpunk made it better take a hike Steve Harris
@@humanbrisket7718 Shelley over at Hate Meditations (excellent channel/blog) makes a compelling case for NWOBHM basically being 'post-punk'. Punks using some metal and expanding the structures out of purely pop-rock format.
Dawg saying Garth Brooks needs “killed and thrown into a dumpster” fuckin hell lol
Yeah but no tits bro
Garth brooks is the answer to having conservative people ok with crowd surfing
14:09
That's some cursed footage right there. I am terrified now. Thank you, Justin-Dawg.
Now I wanna see Glen Benton with that stupid smile playing Homage For Satan
It does give off creepy serial killer vibes so in a way it fits the bill haha.
Got a point on the bodybuilder/fitness personalities that are always like the whole 'positive and happy all the time' shit. Some have a real out look on certain things. But as Mike Muir from Suicidal Tendencies said 'I'd rather feel like shit than be full of shit'.
"AND IF I offended you, Maybe you need to be offended, so here's my apology and one more thing...Yuck Fou!!"
( they asked me if my post was appropriate, and then the original went away, I had to redo it)
YOU CANT BRING ME DOWN.
...Tell em what's up Rocky!
That first ST album rules!
I think that’s why Sam Sulek got popular. Just down to earth and real. Just plugs in microphone talks and then trains. CZcams has gotten too over saturated with ‘Hi Guys! Life is perfect let’s talk 5 things to gain muscle/lose fat/grow inches on pecker’ with Michael bay looking effects. Can’t forget ‘here’s my coupon code to save 15% on X supplement’
Sam Sulek and J-Dawg basically do the same style of vlogging. Non-polished, no nonsense, straight to the point.. and there's a video posted every day. Plus, they are both from Ohio!
@hamachancutter oh rad! I didn't know he was from Ohio too! I could tell he was somewhere near by..I live in ky I could tell he had a good humble but real vibe about him
65 here Jdawg been metal since its inception keep up the great work you do spreading the truth about real metal
We need “extreme hipsters for for extreme wimps” shirts 😂
This is why a little gatekeeping is necessary
What I’ve been saying.
Dude exactly we’re just ball busting and what not. I personally hate when wimps show up to shows and get offended when you mosh and step on their gay pink shoes on accident or stage dive and fuck up their gay combover. It’s a god damn metal show it’s suppose to be crazy!
When people complain about "gatekeeping" they're usually referring to someone saying something they disagree with. They have no idea what true gatekeeping is.
I had some of the older dudes make remarks about me, months after I was their drummer haha sometimes you got to prove yourself
Yep, to keep the fake posers who want their 5 minutes of fame on social media out.
The scene needs to be pure as possible.
Can we get a "J Dawg was also planning to kill Euronymous" Channel T-Shirt!?!???? ???
Trendy labels would be saying “ I was on my way to sign euronymous
😂😂
Tomb mold is death metal?not after that magazine cover
.gheeeeeyyyyyy
If you're wearing a tomb mold shirt you got the gayest shirt in building brah brah
@@JDawgFunnyMoments Someone walks in with a 200 stab wounds shirt you'd have the 2nd gayest shirt in the building
Tomb Mold introduced me to some great vegan recipes.
Just watched a Tomb Mold interview last night. The combover hipster looking member said Bury Your Dead and Hatebreed was intelligent music lol.
Which is strange there's a interview where the guitarist is wearing a deicide shirt and another older pic the whole band wearing legit death metal shirts carnage morbid Angel the drummer singer is wearing a demoncy shirt wtf 😮happened that dam rush 🤔
I come here for the laughs, the interviews, and occasionally I learn about some band I was missing out on. Like Cardiac Arrest
Cardiac Arrest kicks ass!🤘😀
Cool band! I love their 7" with Coffins where they do the song "Perfect Place to Die".
Your response was heartfelt & moving :) Like an Oprah episode.
"facts arent attacks"
Next shirt J DAWGZ get on this
I like this slogan! Up there with "Facts don't care about your feelings!"
Should spruce it up by saying, "Facts are not attacks. And if you attack the facts, you don't know jack sh*t, brah brah!"
Another Jdawg banger
Just found out that Max is going to be collaborating with Metal Mickey for a J-dawg hate video.
LMAO top tier content in the brewing...
That user needs to get lost! J-Dawg has the good stuff! Metal talk, poser trashing and cool people that are into the true tunes.
Starting anything with "I'm just going to put/leave this here" you know some soy boy diatribe is going to follow.
The exact intro a soccer mom on Facebook uses before she goes on a karen-rant about something stupid
"I'm about to go buy a bra and purse for you!"😂😅🤣🤣🤣
If people keep paying him for questions he will have enough cash😸
Jdawg’s fake crying made me cry laughing
Maxine definitely wears those dangling earrings with a crop top and booty shorts (not hellripper booty shorts either)
Cool edit retardo
I swear some people are taking what Justin says way too seriously. Time to re-evaluate your life if that's the case.
J Dawg's words are Metal Rulez!!!!!
But how will I show people I'm a good person if I don't cry on the internet about EVERYTHING?! The interwebs is for virtue signaling.
I disagree with him sometimes but I never get tired of watching his stuff, great taste in music and one of the funniest guys out there
@@romainvicta9793 For sure. I disagree with him on wearing all black, doom being boring, not listening to styles other than heavy/thrash/death/black, shorts on stage, etc. He's even ripped on some bands I like. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy his content.
At this point, you're a poser if J Dawg hasn't somehow implied you're a poser in one of his rants.
Metal is welcoming not "inclusive" there is a difference
"Inclusive" is people seeking validation. They need that extra attention.
Who the hell uses words like inclusive In the first place? Lame employers?
Tf fuq? What is this grandmas house?
WELCOME
😂 😂
Metal should be offensive and if you don't like it, you're homosexual and should fug off.
Welcoming? Heavy Metal? No. Hipsters, wiggers, emos are not welcome here.
That notebook bag part had me rolling brah 😂😂😂
Surprised j dog didn't call him maxipad.
When I meet a max ... That's my go to lol.
U know when he says bro town someone is ab to get roasted by hellfire lol 😂
18:04 holy shit, I never thought J-dawg would read my stupid comment, especially the Garth Brooks / Mariah one. LOL
Very funny response
@@video_ouija7114 true, it's good when the dawg reads even the nonsensical comments, makes for great comedy content.
Enough with the metal hipsters!
I’m sure J Dawg’s analysis of this commenter is spot on. I couldn’t tell if they were trolling at first. 😂
On a separate note. Miasmatic Necrosis, Pissgrave and Undergang last night was a killer show! Anybody gets the chance should definitely check em out on this mini tour 🤘
Hanging out with John Waters?
@@spencergrady5501 and Divine
@@icankillbugs Winnipeg? That just answered so many of my questions
If you don't appeal to these kinds of dorks, they'll get your show shut down too. It's like you say, run by posers. Begging for outrage
crying for death
Tom araya is always smiling haha
Yeah but he doesn't have that type of smile J Dawg was demonstrating.
Yeah Tom's smile is not the one that smiles fake. It's a genuine laugh / smile what he does.
hahahahahahahah 11:11 I wasn't sure for a while, but Wimpadeths lol that cracked me up. classic J-Dawg moment.
One of your best videos yet brah, brah, I am pushing 50 and I bought all the albums you mentioned in the years you mentioned and I whole heartedly agree with you. Your delivery and destruction of this poooooooooooser had me in tears.
You aint pushing nothing! While you were down with the Devil I was in league with Satan!
@@Porous_Dawg I was in the league with Satan when I was in elementary school, you had to wait until high school because you were still listening to the Grease soundtrack in elementary school.
Yeah I caught the Robocop reference...
What you reading? You a college boy or something?
I'm 50 years old and I've been into metal since I was 12. I went to high school in Tampa, Florida at the rise of the death metal scene so I got to see all the greats Nasty Savage, Death, Obituary, Amon/Deicide, Nocturnus, Morbid Angel and I also had a fanzine Invincible Force. I really don't go to shows anymore just listen to my favorite music in my off time.
This one had me howling. Good onya J-Dawg, sick of these soys shitting up the scene.
I identify as one of jdawgs devils \m/
Bi-brimsexual. A devil that can go flat and/or go curved, depending on their mood 😆
I identify as a homeless guys shoe.
@@dinkins335 😆
I identify as a groove on a warped ass record locked in a car forgotten in the summer haha
@@humanbrisket7718 😆 nice
I am 45 years old, I have been listening to metal since I was 10, throughout my adolescence, my twenties and part of my thirties. For me, being a true metalhead meant not recommending "underground" bands to other metalheads. I thought that the bands that I had worked so hard to discover didn't deserve to be known, I only wore my weirdest "underground" band t-shirts at the most "underground" shows, so if I had seen your videos 15 years ago, I would have immediately thought you were an imposter for wearing those t-shirts and recommending "underground" bands. 😅 In the end you are right, nowadays if someone asks me about a strange band I share the information with them, I am too old and tired to continue thinking about who is authentic and who is not. Greetings J-Dawg
nice blog post brah brah not reading all that
@warmestbatmilk thanks for taking the time to reply 🫡
putting posers on the chopping block J-dawg squarepants style
I liked the blood incantation and tomb molds earlier release. The new releases are straight prog jazz death metal.
@@hamachancutter just them checked out. Very good.
They said it was more like rush my god men 1st Glen Benton now tomb mold this shit must be stopped🤣😂
Do you like the dream unending stuff thats like really slow doom metal
The new split with Worm is good stuff 👍
@@hamachancutter idk Worm mixes too many different stuff
Facts not attacks !! Yes !!
🤘🤮🤘
Phoenix? My neck of the woods. There is a new metal only shop in Mesa. Hope they do well. Zia Records just does not cut it for metal.
I get out that way every now and then, what's that new shop called? Definitely agree that Zia just doesn't cut it, they've got some great stuff every now and then, found an Immortal Fate - Faceless Burial 7" for example, but overall the metal pickings are pretty slim.
Vinyl Command 930 W Southern
People's harsh opinions on the internet offend me. 😭 I'll be writing a strongly worded comment to let you know how hurt I am and how virtuous I am as well.
I had a moment yesterday that had me with that training day quote “wanna go to jail or go home” haha
I think J-Dawg might revisit Pantera with all these Walk on home, boy references. \m/
Thank you J dawg... keep being a hard ass on these nerds
Yes! Little bitch boy nerds trying to change the metal scene to fit their estrogen filled lifestyle
I can see the nerds cowering now
26:59 Jdawg finally realizes I was correct all this time.
Yeah but the Dawg's been saying that for a while that we need gatekeeping to keep these kinda fuckerz out.
I thought that Morbid Angel shirt "Extremel Music, For Extreme People" was a nod to ECW Wrestling?? I know Trey is rocking an ECW shirt (Extreme Championship Wrestling) I'm 99% sure he's wearing it in the "Where The Slime Lives" music video?
E C fn W. !!
☝️ this is the second time I put this sabu reference
Extreme wrestling like FMW, BJW, CZW and XPW! Rob Van Dam was my favorite in ECW. He'll be wrestling with Taz's son Saturday on AEW Collision. (In case you happen to G A F!)
That world wrestling council was cool too! And iwa
@@hamachancutter don't forget freedoms n icwnhb
Homeboy listens to Reek of Wimpification for sure.
Justin you know that exciters new guitarist is the banger tv guy ? Just thought id let you know😂
Didn’t till show day. He was cool as hell though was one that told Dan dude you have to do this interview this guy is legit. Very friendly guy
I was sitting at a bar a few weeks ago and some dude asked me what kind of music I’m too. I said metal music. Dude gets all excited and is like “heavy metal? I’m crazy about that rock n roll. Iron sabbath, abcd all the good shit” it was too good
Most of the canoe situations I've had related to metal has been at bars. I try to avoid talking about metal unless it's at a metal bar which, go figure, we do have in my city. It's just too far from the house for my preference.
There used to be bar where the nydm chapter kicked it, my buddy went in on a slow night. The owner was by himself doing karaoke to journey…..
Well at least he is not a Korn fan. I can sympathize with a man who does not like extreme metal but likes the well known classics like Sabbath, Maiden, Priest ect.
@@RichardCranium.Classics like Iron Sabbath?
@@Porous_Dawg Iron Sabbath is still a better name then Blood Incantation
Married With Children was a great show. The episode with Anthrax is my favorite. You mentioned Morbid Angel, I hope Trey is doing better. As a fan of the band that video from the Rochester show a few months back was rough. Anyone who says they're positive 24/7 is full of shit. Like you said everyone has their down days. I agree that being into metal is a lifestyle.
I love Trey in a non-gay manner. He's the biggest reason I'm into DM. I'll never lose hope there's one last spark of inspiration left in him and wish him the best.
Great show have the complete series on DVD. Good show.
Dawg smashing feeling is part of my daily routine.
Hey Justin, unrelated subject but you should do a video on "bands with a Flawless discography" my nominations would be of course necrophobic dismember Unleashed darkthrone Iron Maiden and Symphony X. I can't think of a bad song from any of them let alone a Bad album! I'd love to hear your take on it
From those you mentioned only symphony x has a flawless discography for me..
Scott Ian biggest smiling goof on this planet….in the 80’s they were tolerable.
6:57 - i some how knew ross would be the first name
J dawg you jamming the new dream unending worm split ? 😂
Right after Sanguisugabogg and Frozen Soul.
4:00am gang
Oh my Fucking Goodness !! I laughed my my fucking ass off with this one man.. Man.. There is Only One Jdawg man.. Dude is one of a kind .. This shit made my day man
When I saw the title and the 1.2K views just 4 hours after being uploaded I thought it's gonna be great, really probably the best J-Dawg video to date.
Abhorrence is fantastic
I think someone needs to gently tell J-dawg about Ross.
gate keeping is important
I'll stand by Justin every time...!!! hails!!!?
I'm not a necessarily a metal head but I've been around that scene for over 20 years. I appreciate the passion in this channel and expect it to get much bigger.
the dawg itchen them fleas!!
I'm a 42 year old gender queer anarchist who actually has a pair of pink panties and I don't find you offensive in the least bit. I love your channel and Hell's Headbangers. Keep up the good work.
Also, if you ever were to print pink HHR panties, I would totally buy them.
@@westonvirginia6458been pushing HHR pink panties for years
Hey there's incantation ones on there site 😂😅
@@metall1983 Nunslaughter too
Let's talk Slaughter Lord. And cats.
I have one message for Max…. Walk on home BOY.
NO WAY PUNK!
J DAWG? ANY GOOD STREET FIGHT STORIES YOU WERE IN OR SEEN?
J-Dawg the "I like it " quote, might you be quoting Chevy Chase from his early 80's screwball comedy Modern Problems? When he snorts the "demon powder".
Now where's my extra points bruh? And what KIND of points might these be anyway? Unlike the amazing eunuch _Maxine_Pez_ I already a surplus of Kvlt-Points.
ROBOCOP perhaps… 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🔨🔨🔨
@@ExhumedCorpse666Right, that might be it, when Emio test fires the Cobra assault cannon. Talk about classic 80's cinema.
Watch the blu-ray edition to see the most violent edit of Kenny getting ripped to ribbons by ED-209.
Cmon Sal! The tigers are playing 🥁 tonight!!!!!
@@humanbrisket7718 "I never miss a game "👌
Extreme metal is a lifestyle: black clothes, inverted crosses, long hair, facial hair, collecting albums, knowing the track listings, knowing the lyrics, knowing the members, going for shows, meeting the members. It’s more than just listening to music!
Record shops need to hire this man and fire their biggest morrisey fan they have saying hello when I walk in
@@humanbrisket7718 that’s right brisket
@@humanbrisket7718What's heavier than Viva Hate, brah? Even drunk potbelly Phil Anselmo likes THE SMITHS
J-dawg should grow a beard.
@@lopolik he said he’s too young for that
When i was younger i read a review on RockHard magazine for dismember's "like an everflowing stream" album and the reviewer (a man) was offended by the title and lyrics of "skin her alive"........ I was like "dude you listening to extreme metal ya dum dum, it's not like you haven't been warned, you know what to expect". Since then i couldn't take these sissys from RockHard seriously i even grew hate for them ffs.
Wimps, simps and poseurs, it's long past time for you to leave the hall
best vid ever
that’s a killer Altar shirt. It’s refreshing to see someone who owns their own mind, speak their mind. Hail.
Amazing band, but a shitty ass logo. Always hated it.
I think Max was trolling
If it was a troll post then it worked lol.
J Dawg did a smiling impression of M O D up in the video true color's 😅
No handouts, no shortcuts!!! Grind to the top.
The Dawg makes me feel old! Lol! I bought all those albums way back in the day new!
Karl Sanders smiles all the time on stage.
'member when Cannibal Corpse toured with BTBAM? Pooperidge Farms remembers.
Dream show, opening act: J-Dawg and Steve Hughes, microphones and a spotlight, perfect opening act for a Cannibal Corpse and Deicide show. I'd actually pay more to see that than I would to meet King Diamond himself!
Best J Dawg vid
J Dogg with the 3rd degree burns.
What about wombath 90s shit man? I just now found out about those dudes . I'm only half canoe man . No twink core no hair bands but I love grunge sludge and doom and was raised on Sabbath like doom.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh dude got roasted 🤣😂
🤣😂
Yo dawg i made a order yesterday and today throw in a malice divine id appreciate it ...thnx -cam
JDawg what’s your favorite brand of whey protein? If you use whey that is.
walk on homeboy😂🤣😂
this vid had me dying lmao
Epic title lmfao 😂😂😂
This kinda bullshit is why I'm pro gatekeeping.
Speaking of gatekeeping what the hell is that pic you got there brah brah?
@@humanbrisket7718 It's just one of the TN Vols logos.
Brah brah
Top-tier lolcow content .
Metal music is all about freedom of expression and being yourself. No room for political correctness. No room for censorship.
Sadly, Metal has slowly become infiltrated with this PC, "woke", florescent hair and skinny jeans culture. In the early days of Metal , the "community" was about EXCLUSIVE as you could be, and shows were actually violent and dangerous. Those days are long gone.
What era are you even referring to? I guarantee you weren’t alive then and have never been to that place.
I've lived in NYC for my whole life. I started going to arena shows in 1986 and club shows in 1988. I was at Sepultura's first US show ever, opening for King Diamond on Halloween 89 at the Ritz. I was at the Day of Death in Buffalo NY in 1990. I was at the Thrash of the Titans in SF in 2001. Sure the 80s had its punks vs skins vs metalheads drama in the early days, but the 1 unifying act of violence that brought us ALL together was beating the fuck out of Nazis at shows. If you aren’t rooted in anti-authoritarian and anti-bigot Leftism, then you're just a Rock & Roll band. It’s the world view that separates true Punk Rock (and it’s many sub genres) from people just playing blues progressions through modern gear and distortion pedals. Sure, Metal was "excusive," exclusive to the outcasts and those who lived life on the fringes of society, not bootlicking flag humpers
Max sounds like he's been hanging around the Metal Archives forums for too long.
More like r/metal
i remember 10 years ago they perma-banned me for saying i was team tobias (sidegard, ex-necrophobic vocalist) after his criminal charges were made public. sometimes for a laugh i check to see whatever totally nonsensical insanity they're regurititing. It Just Gets Worse.
😂 nice purse j dog
Only acceptable clothing for a band photo is black. black shirts, black pants, long hair. None of those Hot Topic skinny jean wearing momos. AND if you wear a band shirt, you HAVE to know the music. There are no participation trophies in metal. No sports jersey or baggy yo yo yo shorts.
Can we wear a “everyday I fight” shirt?
Modern Problems
Max is a false, do not entry. xD