Maps That Look Real... but they aren't
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I mean alt history is not that useful but to be honest it’s really freaking fun to watch and see that not a single major thing happened to my country in the scenario
You’d be surprised
I know, like nothing happens to Ecuador
Nothing happen in south america
@@OneOfManyJoels Or Namibia, Liberia, even the Congo countries and Venezuela, Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan. Nepal and Bhutan, Ethopia, Somalia, Sudan, Chad, Iraq, Syria, Ghana, Ivory Coast, Mali, Niger, Nigeria, Mauritius and so you see, like 50% of earth is nt really being talked about and the more popular countries are
@@poob1716 there is honestly really good material to a alternative map of Ethiopia
Yes Drew, Frank Sinatra starred in a movie which was based on a book. That book got a sequel which inspired Die Hard. So a 72 year old Sinatra was given the possibility to star in it.
8:18 there is a massive civilization from Indonesia that conquer A lot of lands, it's called sriwijaya and Majapahit. Although both were not this Big, but if you count tributaries, vassal and small colony formed by maluku fisherman in Australia. It's quite comparable
Yes Majapahit in Java
I only knew that because of bill wurtz
I was just about to comment this thank you for saving me the time m8
@@ng-zi8im Same
Gigachad gang
@@rikstan15 Hello guy from 2 minutes ago
7:51 They gotta go attack the Gauls.
or I mean the Ben-gauls...
Come on, Drew. That was right in front of you...
3:02 - “It’s like Vietnam having a civil war- oh wait, they did.. but that’s beside the point” - Drew Durnil, 2022
17th century Vietnamese lords be like:
10th century pre-Đại Cồ Việt warlords be like:
@@karaqakkzl warlords*
7:56 It's honestly a skill how he mentioned all those different peoples/tribes and yet got them all in the complete wrong part of that map. Despite the provinces being named!
The most hilarious thing about the Balkanized New York, speaking as someone from upstate New York, is that Watertown gets its own country named after it for some reason, but Syracuse and Rochester both get absorbed into other nations (Onondaga for Syracuse, and the Finger Lakes Region for Rochester).
5:40 umm, if this was real, then I wouldn’t live in California. My home is submerged in the water…
Yo where u from
The Vikings traded basically everywhere in Europe, They knew what a Morocco was
2:39 Just want to point out that Siberia and the Sahara are the two most unlikely places to get Nuked. So it's most likely, that the Bears and Camels got hunted to extinction there as the vast majority of the Earth's Starving Population is residing in those places as opposed to the radiated HellScapes that exist everywhere else.
@dueeh nyyu Viet-Mallaccan-Roman Army : Be a good solder or you'll eat Barley with no Spice
PS, hold up, da faq is that Profile picture? you a bot
3:33 Drew: "Did someone say, based California?" as the arrow moves towards San Diego
Me: happy San Diego resident noises
drew’s beard is growing so fast
“Wouldn’t it be cool if there was a big civilization where Indonesia is? Going through all those islands?”
There was. That’s the reason why Indonesia is one country
3:14 as a kiwi living in Christchurch ( part of the South Island ) I can say that there is absolutely nothing down here, just the occasional human and sheep, except for Christchurch, that doesn’t have much sheep
I was gonna make a comment about it too, I'm from Dunedin lmao
Drew is becoming more and more a gigachad
Hey Neptune, can you drown my friend Julio Blanco
Also that was pretty not poggers of you almost drowning me on August 9th
1:19 Germany: I fear no man...but that *thing*
Shows picture of Lebron James
Drew, you keep talking about Siberian populations... Yakutia for example (10:05) has 1 million people, not 50 or whatever you think.
lol my backyard has more people (I live in india)
Lol there are more children in my basement. And now I am gonna feed them this week
On Russia, its structure is essentially counties plus nominally sovereign republics and other autonomies sprinkled along the empire. So all of it is Russia, without there being a Russia Proper. In practice it's the hegemon's territory in counties plus the autonomies, which have their executive seats filled by Moscow's top picks.
IF Russia were to become a more decentralized federation, it'd at best look something like in the map 9:40. The Republic of Muscovy in the federation would be de-facto Russia Proper, but there'd be more layers between Moscow and the counties. However, since power in the Muscovite empire has projected from either Moscow or St. Petersburg for the past half-millennium, I find it hard to believe that if that power ever diminished, it'd ever hold the eastern reaches of the empire at all. Last time it happened China was in its Warlord Period, so they couldn't do much anything to exploit the situation, now could they?
I didn’t ask
@@alaahamid2421 Now son, be a nice boy. he's just talking.
@@alaahamid2421 this call comment section for a season ya know
@@alaahamid2421 oh, I'm sorry, nobody told me you're the Salty Sultan of discourse.
those republics are as sovereign as crimea is part of ukraine...
Drew: Is China Britain?
Me, who knew the Philippines was Britain because of London (Londinium) and Exeter (Isca)
Yes exactly, China was probably Rome's Crimean outposts
@@sebastiandomingos335 yeah, as Indonesia i wouldn't mind to have both China and philliphines again
And apparently Taiwan is part of Britain too with York (Eboracum)
0:09 Yet another Axis victory
2:13 Omg that broken up Ontario is beautiful, the colonists down south would never have it though.
2.00
The world is NOT horrifically balkanised.
The world IS wonderfully HRE:
Holy Roman Empire!
ew
holy world empire
Imagine balkanizing The Balkans even more.
imagine everything gets balkanized EXCEPT the balkans which unify to an absurd degree.
8:20 there are actually multiple times in History where Indonesia just conquered most of South East Asia. There's the Majapahit Empire being the largest scope, then Srivijaya ruled the most of it for a long long while. South East Asia has to much history burnt by the Spanish, Dutch, and French, but the ashes still remain~
Mahajapit ❌
Mapajahit❌
Majahapit ❌
Maja.. pa... Hit? ✅
Cursed moment
Very cursed
Your first congratulations 🎊🎈🍾🎉
8:27 the answer will be the "majapahit"
01:50 what if the world wars never ended 🤔
0:00 the ironie about this is that this fits more to people who love real history
0:43 I never thought of it, but do we actually ever hear about a government in Club Penguin(and Island)
starting a new trend, all Australians should comment on every drew post until we become the new Germans of the comments section!!!
^ had to wake up at 4 in australia time in able to snipe Drew’s upload skedual
3:25 the emus got there independence
people be like: great video!
but how can they watch this video in 60 seconds?
lol
They’re on gfuel
make sense xD
they do that to get likes you know
3:05 That's because a huge mountain range goes from north to south, stopping the rainy clouds from the Indian Ocean only on the Eastern part of the island.
Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I FIGHTTTTT
@@ColderPls huh?
Drew…the Vikings knew about Africa, visited it and passed it lots too
Sadly they are never make up until club penguin dies
7:36
....that just seems like buff Majapahit
"Holy russian empire" *gets flashbacks
2:00 world, but make it the Greate Holy Roman Empire
funny thing about Africa being called Blåland is that they called Africans "blue people" because the only people that far north that ever had black skin were those with frostbite.
That’s interesting
10:04 "Yakutian republic of sakha"? That doesn't make sense, yakut and sakha are the same thing. It's like saying "American united states of america"
8:19 Majapahit kind of did that
Empire of Long Chile's stat card is just...
2:19 as somebody living in Alicante im very offended that they grouped us up with Murcia
Dont let me launch them nukes
I launched mine already
Die Hard has an interesting origin IMO. A favorite movie of mine
Drew talking about the population of the panhandle
Ireland still hasn't surpassed it's population from 1844
8:20 I'm pretty sure if there were such an empire, there ought to be someone making a vow not to have any spice in his plate before his ambition gets fulfilled.
10:45 i can't believe this isn't a shitpost
How did you finish the video very early
Lebron James was surely one
0:03 Ironic
Even if drew is a virgin he is always a giga chad in our hearts ❤️
I'd argue it should be the other way around
Bro it's his personal life, how would you know?
Drew is chigagad
I’d whole-heartedly vote for Squidward and the Bikini Bottom Labor Party!
If the world wars never happened, then... does Poland still exist?
Drew: “No one lives in the South Island of New Zealand”
Me, who lives in Christchurch, the second largest NZ city and in the middle of the South Island: “bruh”.
My thoughts exactly
same tho
theres a city called christchurch , ok wow
@@nobrakes7892 ye there is, and we used to have a big cathedral but an earthquake destroyed it
same here haha
0:56 I was at house eating Dorito when phone ring
“Club penguin is kil”
“no”
“3 views”
“23 likes”
“7 comments”
CZcams’s been drinking vodka
Holy Russian Empire might be the most unholy thing I've heard in a long time.
Alexei Lives
Remain calm
The tsarevich endures
The Holy Russian Empire shall endure
There is much to be done
I swear if this vid mentions Visegrad and if he pronounces it incorrectly again imma have another seizure
Another?
@@dogzilladdd6096 wdym
@@TyrantSolo _another_ seizure
@@NotAnAlex_Guy yes I had a seizure hearing him say vizgard the first time that’s the way he pronounced it and as a Hungarian it scares me
@@TyrantSolo visegrad there you go no seizure
Drew is joining the sexy mustache group
Mein Drew
10:21 tno brainrot moment
*STRENG GEHEIM*
8:19 there WAS an empire based on the Indonesian archipelago. Extra history even made a series on them. SMH 🤦♂️
4:52 It's a town/city, not a whole country(it even said "mayoral" election)
Fun fact, Bolivia actually used to have a coastline, but it was taken by Chile after they lost a war.
2:15
Everyone: * evaporates *
Vermont: Lol fk dis
Him “no one lives in the South Island of New Zealand” me living in the second biggest city in New Zealand, also in the South Island
Megatheriums (Giant Ground Sloths) lived also in North America
Hello drew you're my inspiration. i hope u have nice day since i have vomit problems right now. (sorry for bad english)
11:27 The confederate states of Jesus Land
If Bosnia is mentioned i am subbing
10:06 Yakutsk/ Sakha has a population of one million. Not 3
Drew not recognizing the Louisiana thing as the Louisiana purchase borders hurt a bit, ngl
He did though
The Vikings most likely thought America connected to Africa because they would have most likely sailed further down the east coast and realised it gets warmer
Drew:Former Siberian Russia
Do you mean former Russian Siberia?
“The Louisiana we know and love”
As a Louisianian, this is completely wrong
Oh God, Finnlay, Drew Became Smart
That s7ven parody would be perfect
*SOVIET UNION ANTHEM PLAYS*
7:36 Fun fact: there's already an empire in SEA that is also Like Rome it's called Majapahit
Majapahits version of Italy is Java
Majapahits version of Greece is Sumatra
Majapahits version of Africa is Papau
Majapahits version of the balkans is South Borneo
Majapahits version of Ottoman is Sultanate of Brunei
Majapahits versions of Barbarians are the Philippine Kingdoms,Rajanates,and Sultanates
Rome and Majapahits both traded with China and India, both has Elephants to ride on ,and both fell because of Curroption and instability
Majapahits version of Byzantine is Johor
Sinatra made a movie called The Detective in 68. It was based on a book. The sequel to the book was later turned into a movie called Die Hard. The producers were legally obligated to offer the role of John McClane to a 70 year old Sinatra
9:44
"Yakutian Republic of Sakha"
that's makes no sense.
Sakha means Yakut.
It's like "German Republic of Germany".
"Republic of Sakha/Yakutia" is right name.
7:57 China could also be the equivalent of Crimea
2:26 drew say china is on chill mode
Romania: I am o joke for you
11:29 Chile & Oklahoma: ... (mexican standoff)
3:28 INTRODUCING THE SECOND EMU WAR
The long Oklahoma is an awesome idea
Daaaamn loving the beard homie 🤘
Can you make a rocket plushie with 3 windows but the middle window is a poland ball .Can you make this please?
0:14 actually there's a wii game showing how that turns out
Originally, the director of Die Hard asked Frank Sinatra if he wanted to star in the film.
9:53 imagine if this happend and someone proceeded to commit the unification of the russian holy empire [TNO reference]
5:07
Drew : They'll probably still-
Me : get the place on Fire.
I like how Laos is historically accurate
9:39 I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS
11:00 us in Ireland thinks that's nothing
Day-15 of asking drew to look at the mahrata empire flag.
Maratha*
I’m a Hungarian and I love Poland.
That was random
Thanks
@@Alice1apple it’s not random it’s like farming
Youre hungry of poland?
@@TyrantSolo i can see that
Club Penguin is kill
No
8:23 Search about Chola Empire (South Indian empire) they captured most of the South-East Asia
true
Majapahit, Indonesian Rome
It's sad to see a club Penguin template when it shut down, CMON DISNEY!
1:01
Well I guess 8% of people were right...