Villain Pub - Palpatine's Quarantine

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  • Palps has to lockdown the pub to enforce social distancing and learns the challenges of entertaining himself.
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  • @jeremykirshner1027
    @jeremykirshner1027 Před 4 lety +3062

    Palps: This could not get any worse!
    *Anakin walks in door*
    Anakin: YOU HAVE A QUARANTINE TOO?!

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 Před 4 lety +54

      No stop that

    • @zeratul____1228
      @zeratul____1228 Před 4 lety +175

      Funny thing is Vader is at extreme risk since he requires a vesperator to breath already.

    • @shyguygaming5397
      @shyguygaming5397 Před 4 lety +76

      Anakin is a force ghost, so he should be okay to go wherever. He can’t get it or carry it.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Před 4 lety +11

      @@MJAYZ007 It's too late you know???

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 Před 4 lety +15

      @@zeratul____1228 They're both at risk, but for different reasons

  • @dlcreger
    @dlcreger Před 4 lety +4994

    "Order more toliet paper"
    "I'm afraid I can't do that'
    'DEW IT"

  • @thisone3205
    @thisone3205 Před 3 lety +4225

    I nominate Heinz Doofenshmirtz to be a part of the villain pub

  • @MJAYZ007
    @MJAYZ007 Před 3 lety +4026

    Can we have a sequel where Palps is zoom calling with his granddaughter

    • @RoyalMudcrab
      @RoyalMudcrab Před 3 lety +60

      Who?

    • @Masonio
      @Masonio Před 3 lety +77

      @@RoyalMudcrab Rey

    • @RoyalMudcrab
      @RoyalMudcrab Před 3 lety +64

      @@Masonio literally Who?

    • @Masonio
      @Masonio Před 3 lety +32

      @@RoyalMudcrab do you not know who Rey is?

    • @ethanfrantz4312
      @ethanfrantz4312 Před 3 lety +117

      @@Masonio to be fair the new movies aren't really that good

  • @ArcherBro
    @ArcherBro Před 4 lety +7158

    Palpatine is extra careful because he's in the "at-risk" catagory.

  • @phadedhd1529
    @phadedhd1529 Před 4 lety +3187

    I miss this song “Where everybody hates your faaaaace”

  • @dhruvshah8217
    @dhruvshah8217 Před 3 lety +1127

    Four... five... six... that’s enough.
    Did nobody notice how he was talking about the trilogies 💀

  • @andrewmoore4413
    @andrewmoore4413 Před 3 lety +3232

    Petition for a palpatine’s quarantine part 2
    edit: WE NEED MORE HIT THE BUTTON!!!
    Eww what did I write

  • @Horrormaster13
    @Horrormaster13 Před 4 lety +3683

    *"I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger."*
    You are not alone that feel this way Palpatine.

    • @jayburn00
      @jayburn00 Před 4 lety +29

      That isn't exactly a new phenomena lol. Is this his first time on social media?

    • @seamusfinnegan1164
      @seamusfinnegan1164 Před 4 lety +56

      gooooood, goooood

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 4 lety +22

      Jason Burn as a boomer that works as the sole bartender in his own small business.
      Yeah, I’m guessing Palps would spend more time watching Fox News, than being on social media

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 Před 4 lety +24

      Are you sure Social Media isn't some kind of ancient, long forgotten Sith-Experiment?
      Like the Leviathans or the Eternal Fleet?

    • @chunkavelli294
      @chunkavelli294 Před 4 lety +2

      FACTS!!!!

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 4 lety +1719

    "I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger."
    *_good....good_*

    • @mrpopo4073
      @mrpopo4073 Před 4 lety +6

      Iggy

    • @thesilverblader6714
      @thesilverblader6714 Před 4 lety +25

      What was that. "Nothing! I didn't say anything! "

    • @deussalt8108
      @deussalt8108 Před 4 lety +9

      The most accurate thing about this entire video.

    • @riki99ims
      @riki99ims Před 4 lety +8

      Wow. I am watching this video for the first time, I just started scrolling through the comments and it appeared to me just as he was saying the sentence. It's the best thing that has happened to me since the beginning of the quarantine.

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj Před 4 lety +3

      Is the phone suposed to be a Transformer?

  • @Jess3674
    @Jess3674 Před 3 lety +962

    "What am I supposed to do, use the Force?"
    "I suppose so, sir."
    "Well this is a pathway to an ability even I believed unnatural."
    "...Is it working si--"
    "Yesit'sworkingleavemealone!"

  • @ryanlally5597
    @ryanlally5597 Před 3 lety +1094

    Perhaps the most bold creative liberty you’ve ever taken: depicting Palpatine’s never before seen legs

  • @diepoopenfarten9619
    @diepoopenfarten9619 Před 4 lety +2348

    “Palpatines Quarantine”
    *we all felt that*

  • @mirekfaust1676
    @mirekfaust1676 Před 4 lety +1620

    Palpatine wants to be bad. But he's a hero when he stays home.

    • @jaysworld3793
      @jaysworld3793 Před 4 lety +70

      IRL joker would probably purposely get the disease then start spreading it to others

    • @liberpolo5540
      @liberpolo5540 Před 4 lety +8

      I gave you the 66th like!

    • @Tripilen
      @Tripilen Před 4 lety +4

      Yes stay at home, while governments take over the world. do itt

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Před 4 lety +6

      3:08 It's a reference to stopping at 6 Star Wars movies.😂

    • @trevorphilips9065
      @trevorphilips9065 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jaysworld3793 Well he basically did that in Arkham City

  • @notus299
    @notus299 Před 3 lety +502

    I think the difference between palpatine and a normal quatintined person is that palpatine actually cleaned

    • @prettycureforever7102
      @prettycureforever7102 Před 3 lety +12

      Right

    • @slickrcbd9543
      @slickrcbd9543 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Actually, I had the bad luck during the quarantine to have moved in with my mother for what was supposed to be a 3-4 months while she recovered from knee surgery in February of 2020. I wound up cleaning her house, some areas she hadn't been able to get to in years because of her bad knee. It was cleaner than I ever remembered it being growing up by the time we were done, but she wasn't able to help much until June.
      We also donated a ton of stuff to Good Will under the logic of "If you haven't touched it in 20+ years, you probably don't need it anymore".

    • @Rainbow_dash67.
      @Rainbow_dash67. Před měsícem

      @@slickrcbd9543and palpatine is bad at singing

  • @Bowtie-xx9md
    @Bowtie-xx9md Před 3 lety +2800

    You guys should do a "how 2020 should have ended"
    Jus' sayin'

  • @VOXivero
    @VOXivero Před 4 lety +3166

    *Loki's quarantine:* He's in the bar hanging out with all his buddies again but in the end it's all just an illusion he made up for himself and he looks like a mess like he was in prison in 'Thor: The Dark World'.

  • @InfinityPlaysReal
    @InfinityPlaysReal Před 4 lety +2194

    Celebrities: Staying at home is so boring
    Gamers: What are you talking about

    • @emilypiens2355
      @emilypiens2355 Před 4 lety +63

      What is this Corona thing that you keep going on about?

    • @c3por2d29
      @c3por2d29 Před 4 lety +13

      It is like that
      LoL

    • @drippingwax
      @drippingwax Před 4 lety +24

      Celebrity gamers:

    • @waywardson911
      @waywardson911 Před 4 lety +32

      And that moment you do have to go out and there’s zero traffic?
      Joker level grin over here.

    • @eldenlord7424
      @eldenlord7424 Před 4 lety +9

      Even then it's starting to get boring

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 Před 3 lety +253

    "I'm afraid I can't do that, sir."
    "DEW IT!!!"
    😂😂😂

  • @slenderman8038
    @slenderman8038 Před 3 lety +1031

    Can’t believe this was 5 Months ago. This fells like a Year.

  • @mirza5766
    @mirza5766 Před 4 lety +1935

    “Well this is a pathway to an ability even I considered to be unnatural” Haven’t laughed so hard in my life 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @FutureMan420Blazer
      @FutureMan420Blazer Před 4 lety +21

      I KNOW! XD I literally paused the vid and laughed my azz off for 2 min before i could continue xD

    • @thecrazylooser7
      @thecrazylooser7 Před 4 lety +8

      I don’t Stress 🤔 use the force as toilet paper? I thought he was bringing toilet paper from outside.

    • @mirza5766
      @mirza5766 Před 4 lety +7

      Lately I’ve been using water 😂

    • @BamBam-3886
      @BamBam-3886 Před 4 lety +5

      They did an amazing job

    • @KennethWestervelt
      @KennethWestervelt Před 4 lety +20

      You haven't really lived until you've felt the Dark Side flowing within you.

  • @DemonicMind
    @DemonicMind Před 4 lety +1738

    "well this is a pathway to an ability even I consider to be unnatural!"
    I'm dying XD

  • @lanceawesomeness2221
    @lanceawesomeness2221 Před 3 lety +155

    "I fear no man!"
    "But that thing......"
    2:26
    "It scares Me!"

  • @phamxuanngoc1074
    @phamxuanngoc1074 Před 3 lety +84

    "I build Death Stars faster than this"
    That line got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stealthlock6634
    @stealthlock6634 Před 4 lety +1885

    “I should get to do what I want without thinking about others!”
    “That’s not how contagious sickness works!”
    Aaaaand that’s a like from me

    • @ShyyGaladriel
      @ShyyGaladriel Před 4 lety +2

      Same

    • @harleydiaz171
      @harleydiaz171 Před 4 lety +4

      I'd rather have dangerous liberty than peaceful slavery

    • @staceyhawkins7557
      @staceyhawkins7557 Před 4 lety

      And What about everyone else you could get sick

    • @stealthlock6634
      @stealthlock6634 Před 4 lety +4

      Harley Diaz Harley we’re not asking you to stay home so YOU don’t get sick. It’s so you don’t infect your grandma, or your autoimmune-disabled friend, or someone with asthma, or the new baby born in your neighborhood recently. We’re asking you not to kill people

    • @spaceflight1019
      @spaceflight1019 Před 4 lety +2

      @@staceyhawkins7557 , following your logic, everyone should avoid human (and pets) interaction because someone *might* catch something you're carrying.
      Things like colds, the flu, bronchitis, pinkeye, measles, mumps, rubella, pertussis, head lice, and bedbugs?

  • @troubblegum
    @troubblegum Před 4 lety +2334

    "I'm afraid I can't do that, sir."
    "Dew it!"
    Two of the most iconic lines combined. I love HISHE.

    • @jakelowk559
      @jakelowk559 Před 4 lety +26

      TroubbleGum don’t forget the
      “Execute Order 2”

    • @CrimsonBlood0357
      @CrimsonBlood0357 Před 4 lety +5

      @@jakelowk559 I don't get it

    • @chielvoswijk9482
      @chielvoswijk9482 Před 4 lety +25

      @@CrimsonBlood0357 In his rise to power Palpatine used a specific order (66) that instructed all republic troops to turn on the jedi, leading to a massive coup. The famous line being "Execute Order 66.".
      Here that same line is used. Except using "Order 2" .Number 2 referring to when one is taking a dump on the toilet.

    • @cakenbacon6177
      @cakenbacon6177 Před 4 lety +1

      Chiel Voswijk i wasn’t thinking about that 2

    • @user-wc5bz2dw8z
      @user-wc5bz2dw8z Před 2 lety +2

      Нраветься тата любими

  • @cashthecurator666
    @cashthecurator666 Před rokem +29

    I related to this so much in the beginning of the Pandemic, especially when Palpatine was missing his friends. But I like to watch this video because it reminds me of how far we’ve come since 2020.

  • @lucarioplusher461
    @lucarioplusher461 Před 3 lety +208

    Palpatine: Execute order 2
    Commander Cody somewhere: Yes my lord

    • @tsunamifoxy
      @tsunamifoxy Před 3 lety +16

      *shoots boomers and steal their toilet paper*

    • @mikeyhoward9983
      @mikeyhoward9983 Před 3 lety +5

      that's the robot we need not sari or alxa

    • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
      @nikolaspapanagnou2723 Před 3 lety

      (commander Cody enters a super market)
      Cody: This is a robbery! Give me all toilet papers!!!

    • @akish302
      @akish302 Před 3 lety +1

      Good soldiers follow orders

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace Před 2 lety

      What would Order 2 be? Terminate all antimaskers and stupidity for treason against the Republic? Actually, that sounds good.

  • @iamthenight2024
    @iamthenight2024 Před 4 lety +1776

    "Ok, six we can stop there."
    Maybe he's talking about Star Wars ending there. Maybe.

    • @ruddthree8105
      @ruddthree8105 Před 4 lety +75

      He also skipped 1-3.
      He hates the prequels as much as we do.

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 Před 4 lety +6

      Alex Delgado Garzón yes.

    • @ianstevens6751
      @ianstevens6751 Před 4 lety +5

      It's a reference to six from battlestar Galicia.

    • @EnderHero
      @EnderHero Před 4 lety +2

      I was 69th like, then i checked 2 seconds later and theres 76 likes oof

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 Před 4 lety +6

      @@ruddthree8105 Yep, heard that. "4... 5... 6." Nice little jab.

  • @madbobert3026
    @madbobert3026 Před 4 lety +783

    I wish for a endless loop of HAL and Palpatine.
    "Do it"
    "I'm afraid I can't do that sir"

    • @ayalenglander9647
      @ayalenglander9647 Před 4 lety +3

      I liked this and jumped from 84 to 116

    • @bskec2177
      @bskec2177 Před 4 lety +9

      "Do it"
      "I'm afraid I can't do that sir"
      "Why not?"
      "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!"

    • @hb6x8
      @hb6x8 Před 4 lety

      I'm afraid I can't poo that sir.

    • @kayozzy
      @kayozzy Před 4 lety

      DEW IT

  • @laxa_7860
    @laxa_7860 Před 3 lety +85

    „This quarantine is longer than I had for seen“
    -8 months later:

    • @kiyru
      @kiyru Před 3 lety +2

      11 months

    • @laxa_7860
      @laxa_7860 Před 3 lety

      @@kiyru guess I‘ll see you next year, when we are still in quarantine

    • @kiyru
      @kiyru Před 3 lety

      @@laxa_7860 yeah see you in 11 months on zoom

    • @Robtop-ml4sv
      @Robtop-ml4sv Před 2 lety +1

      1 year + later

  • @hettispinelli2728
    @hettispinelli2728 Před 3 lety +108

    Poor Volde can’t wear a face mask cause it keeps slipping off his non-existent nose

  • @joshuadunford3171
    @joshuadunford3171 Před 4 lety +1604

    Take note:
    General Grievous covers his mouth whenever he coughs even though he doesn’t have a mouth- be more like General Grievous!
    Darth Vader used to choke people with hand, now he Social distances himself with force choke- be more like Darth Vader!
    JigSaw stays at home and only communities by screen- be more like JigSaw!
    Freddie Kruger always keeps Gloves on- Be more like Freddie Kruger!

    • @jessicaarnold2513
      @jessicaarnold2513 Před 4 lety +16

      Joshua Dunford this is underrated

    • @kingofbruhssia4639
      @kingofbruhssia4639 Před 4 lety +43

      And Michael Myers wears a mask every time he goes out

    • @timgruning5104
      @timgruning5104 Před 4 lety +8

      Lol. Now I want to join the dark side.😁

    • @tylerprime9555
      @tylerprime9555 Před 4 lety +7

      @@timgruning5104 gooood, gooood, join us on the path of the dark side!

    • @artphone610
      @artphone610 Před 4 lety +5

      No visitors can approach the Qin Emperor within 100 paces. We all should be like him.

  • @cojec
    @cojec Před 3 lety +63

    "Open the door, Hal."
    "I cannot do that, Emporer."
    "What? Why?"
    "Because of the global pandemic that is raging outside. It is safest in here with your karaoke."
    "Oh. Right."

  • @williamweigt7632
    @williamweigt7632 Před 4 lety +812

    Palpating:”HAL, execute Order 2; buy toilet paper!”
    HAL: “I’m afraid I can’t do that”!
    ROFL

  • @docmaly2178
    @docmaly2178 Před 4 lety +755

    "Palpatine quarantine"
    I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millons of voices suddenly cried out in lockdown boredom.

  • @tasneemahsan6849
    @tasneemahsan6849 Před 3 lety +66

    This seriously needs to be an actual tv show

  • @meganjaime7728
    @meganjaime7728 Před rokem +6

    1:16 “the last thing I need on my place of business is for it to become toxic and deadly.” … “this place?” 😂😂😂

  • @thegriffin2135
    @thegriffin2135 Před 4 lety +1982

    This is probably the most wholesome Villain Pub episode ever

    • @puppygaming4225
      @puppygaming4225 Před 4 lety +18

      Have to agreed

    • @itsblitz4437
      @itsblitz4437 Před 4 lety +11

      Yeah even when it got weird on some parts.

    • @mediatorraptor3349
      @mediatorraptor3349 Před 4 lety +17

      Yeaa. it made feel sympathy for Palpatine because we all going through the same thing. I never thought I sympathy for a guy who responsible for the death of million people, but here i am feeling sorry for him.

    • @mikeyhoward9983
      @mikeyhoward9983 Před 3 lety +4

      yes it is the holy grell

    • @The_Ultimate_Agent
      @The_Ultimate_Agent Před 2 lety

      And probably the most enjoyable for me.

  • @Vanninwg
    @Vanninwg Před 4 lety +1592

    The dislikes where stormtroopers trying to hit the like button

    • @pavloydus
      @pavloydus Před 4 lety +13

      Old now

    • @bryanmerel
      @bryanmerel Před 4 lety +7

      Hmm,seems their only 5 storm trooper.

    • @Vanninwg
      @Vanninwg Před 4 lety +7

      Pavloydus cz but it’s still funny

    • @ryleynations6251
      @ryleynations6251 Před 4 lety +3

      Luck it really isn’t

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 Před 4 lety +7

      Pavloydus cz first time I’ve heard it and it’s pretty funny

  • @salvatoresev9125
    @salvatoresev9125 Před 3 lety +42

    "I feel like social media are feeding my frustation and anger"
    Me: gooood
    The phone: gooooood
    Dead

  • @psychogoreman198
    @psychogoreman198 Před 3 lety +195

    Not gonna lie, it’s weird seeing Palps out from behind the bar.

  • @reallyWyrd
    @reallyWyrd Před 4 lety +1225

    From an Honest Trailers comment:
    "This is the first time in human history we can save lives by staying home and doing nothing. Let's not screw this up."

    • @ManofSex69
      @ManofSex69 Před 4 lety +26

      I. Wyrd we’re EXACTLY going to screw this up

    • @12vscience
      @12vscience Před 4 lety +39

      We need to stay home and do nothing? I've been preparing for this event my whole life.

    • @hanzzer21
      @hanzzer21 Před 4 lety +2

      Wise words. :)

    • @nilesclifford1544
      @nilesclifford1544 Před 4 lety +2

      I. Wyrd poor Darth sidious misses his friends, especially Thanos, Bowser, general zod, magneto, Khan, joker, Voldemort, and Loki, and also syndrome, Mysterio, mandarian, and ego.

    • @tomfitzpatrick7335
      @tomfitzpatrick7335 Před 4 lety +2

      History has always been weird

  • @Somewhat-Evil
    @Somewhat-Evil Před 4 lety +1270

    "I feel like Social Media is feeding my frustration and anger."
    "Good. Good."
    "What was that?"
    "Nothing I didn't say anything."
    Social Media Conglomerates are the new Sith!

    • @hashimirasama
      @hashimirasama Před 4 lety +29

      "Now, send a tweet with all your hatred and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!"

    • @Crekification
      @Crekification Před 4 lety +2

      Does not having Twitter make me a Jedi?

    • @hashimirasama
      @hashimirasama Před 4 lety +6

      @@Crekification You must confront Reddit.
      Then, ...only then, a Jedi will you be.

    • @Crekification
      @Crekification Před 4 lety +3

      @@hashimirasama ohhhhh then I must already be a master lol

    • @alifmuhammadchicago
      @alifmuhammadchicago Před 4 lety +1

      Loved that

  • @petrovepryk3786
    @petrovepryk3786 Před rokem +5

    "What am I supposer to do, USE THE FORCE?!" 🤣

  • @mr._.br1ghtsid310
    @mr._.br1ghtsid310 Před 3 lety +28

    Man his phone being his light saber is such a good detail

  • @alixluu
    @alixluu Před 4 lety +715

    “I build Death Stars faster than that” LOLLLLLLLL

  • @cameronbaker97
    @cameronbaker97 Před 4 lety +603

    "how long have I been trapped here?"
    "2 hours."
    "2 HOURS?!"
    yep, time flies when you're not paying attention to it.

  • @Gojirawars03
    @Gojirawars03 Před 2 lety +45

    “I’m afraid I can’t do that, sir.”
    “DEWIT.”
    Best exchange to come out of this short.

  • @sanjit_a
    @sanjit_a Před 3 lety +92

    Back when people actually joked about quarantine...

  • @Aqua_Sol
    @Aqua_Sol Před 4 lety +1282

    "dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"
    "dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"
    "Just take those clones they're all for sale~!"
    "I don need them i just clone myself~!"
    "Could have i just shown how i survived the fall~!?"
    "Now my sagas dead just like Darth Maul~!"
    Favorite bit in this short

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Před 4 lety +31

      I want the whole song released... and acapella'd for DJs!

    • @liamb.9964
      @liamb.9964 Před 4 lety +6

      You are so good at this.
      Bravo!!!!!

    • @StanvilleBrown
      @StanvilleBrown Před 4 lety +6

      @@chrisrj9871 me too. 😆

    • @almoores8309
      @almoores8309 Před 4 lety +6

      We need a full version😆😆😆

    • @MS-sn8md
      @MS-sn8md Před 4 lety +2

      It’s based on old time rock n roll by bob sager

  • @claybrownie9617
    @claybrownie9617 Před 4 lety +407

    "Order toilet paper!"
    "I'm afraid I can't do that sir"
    "Dew it!"

  • @ComeauSoftwareSolutions
    @ComeauSoftwareSolutions Před 2 lety +13

    Watching this two years later and it really brings back memories. Thanks for the encouragement in a bad time.

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah, I didn't expect HISHE to talk about COVID, quarantine and the pandemic, especially not for this long. Like, I could've seen them make a quick joke about it in a different video not about the issue but not to dedicate a whole video to it, but man am I glad they did it! This was a great video.

  • @HarlanDaleAbsher
    @HarlanDaleAbsher Před 3 lety +33

    You should do a follow-up where he has to operate his bar outside where all the villains are anxious about being exposed and having to wear masks

  • @zaynriasat5758
    @zaynriasat5758 Před 4 lety +614

    When HISHE gives Emperor Palpatine more character development in 6 minutes than Disney did in over 2 Hours

    • @dnm3732
      @dnm3732 Před 4 lety +20

      Its been two hours!!!
      I'll show myshelf out

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id Před 4 lety +34

      How do you expect them to develop Palpy's character in those 2 hours when they couldn't even explain how he came back to life? lol

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Před 4 lety +4

      The Disney trilogy is my favorite one

    • @natuguyyy2628
      @natuguyyy2628 Před 4 lety +5

      @@fuzzyotterpaws4395 ok you can like what you like

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id Před 4 lety +5

      @@fuzzyotterpaws4395 ok

  • @aaryandherange1515
    @aaryandherange1515 Před 4 lety +1767

    I wish , I wish that hishe makes more of this like : Loki's quarntine and Voldemort's and thanos and at least our other favorite villans
    Or maybe ....
    Supercafe quarntine

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison Před 4 lety +51

      The Antiheroes taco truck is probably sitting in a garage.

    • @SemiAwesomeGil
      @SemiAwesomeGil Před 4 lety +14

      ryan freddy I wish, I wish too.

    • @aaryandherange1515
      @aaryandherange1515 Před 4 lety +12

      I never meant to say thanks I wanted to say thanos and I want to see Batman and Superman hopefully they will wear doctor's mask and clean up the whole place ... And telling miles to get out

    • @Konani_the_unicorn_queen
      @Konani_the_unicorn_queen Před 4 lety +9

      i kinda feel the supercafe people might be the idiots who hoard the goods and still does a bunch of social interacting despite all of the talk not to.... -the majority of them strikes me as a less-than-brainy-bunch

    • @carmel9583
      @carmel9583 Před 4 lety +11

      Superman is sad cause he can’t hear Bruce saying he’s batman

  • @robertcomfort729
    @robertcomfort729 Před 3 lety +175

    *Star Wars Fans when Palpatine did push-ups and said that 6 was enough:* 😂
    *Also Star Wars Fans when they realize that the Prequels came after 4, 5, & 6:* 😳

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Před 3 lety +5

      @@lachlangawthrop6625 Not really, Empire had V in title from the beginning.

    • @axtagran7504
      @axtagran7504 Před 2 lety

      I mean it’s not that said the prequels were excluded if that’s what you are implying
      I hate the prequels, find the originals amazing and the sequels good, although I find Palpatines line awesome in most of the movies he’s in

    • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
      @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 Před 2 lety

      @@lachlangawthrop6625 I recall hearing that all six chapters were written in the numbered order, but there was only enough budget for three films, so they decided to start with 4, 5, & 6.

    • @swapnilgohil7280
      @swapnilgohil7280 Před 2 lety

      💀💀💀

    • @CC-Cobalt-1043
      @CC-Cobalt-1043 Před rokem

      @@darkherculeskabuterimon7203 also George Lucy's said he wanted to wait for filming technology to advance more before he did the prequels

  • @MetalHeadManic612
    @MetalHeadManic612 Před 3 lety +14

    Sometimes I come back to this just to hear Hal say, "In order to win, you have to fight the urge to give up."

  • @AMG.Music.
    @AMG.Music. Před 4 lety +630

    "This is a pathway to an ability that even i see to be unnatural" That had me dead man

  • @deeskillz2000
    @deeskillz2000 Před 4 lety +1235

    "What am I supposed to do, use the force?"
    "I'm afraid so sir"
    ".......and be sure to wash your hands".

    • @dylanwang2669
      @dylanwang2669 Před 4 lety +13

      But we ran out of water

    • @angiewizefool
      @angiewizefool Před 4 lety +3

      @@dylanwang2669 😂😜

    • @masere
      @masere Před 4 lety +8

      @@dylanwang2669 try using sand. Viruses hate sand.

    • @elishapommert
      @elishapommert Před 4 lety +10

      @@masere it's course, rough, and gets everywhere.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua Před 4 lety +1

      @@elishapommert kind of like the only toilet paper that's still on shelves right now? It has the first two properties you listed.

  • @techarts8938
    @techarts8938 Před 3 lety +12

    2:57
    Oh no! I don’t wanna be all around that, I’m stocked up on tuna, I’m all set!
    I laughed at the tone of his voice

  • @aarjavjain5376
    @aarjavjain5376 Před 3 lety +10

    4:30 Yes!Use your hatred

  • @ianalvord3903
    @ianalvord3903 Před 4 lety +716

    "I'm afraid I can't do that" "DO IT!"
    Surprising how well these villain quotes go together!

  • @thatweirdauthor7801
    @thatweirdauthor7801 Před 4 lety +751

    "What am I supposed to use, the Force??"
    "I suppose so, sir."
    "...well, this is a pathway to an ability even I consider to be unnatural!" *Rumbling*
    "Is it working, sir?"
    "Yes, it's working! Leave me alone!"
    I need a "well this is a pathway to an ability even I consider to be unnatural" shirt.

  • @alejandrob5616
    @alejandrob5616 Před 3 lety +23

    Palpatine: COVID is the true dark side

  • @jeremynatoli4039
    @jeremynatoli4039 Před 3 lety +12

    Whoever does Palpatine's voice is absolutely fantastic

    • @mikeyhoward9983
      @mikeyhoward9983 Před 3 lety

      yes he is or she we may never now

    • @ISBuckley8
      @ISBuckley8 Před rokem +2

      I think it’s Daniel Baxter who co-created the series. He usually writes, directs and voices a lot of the characters

  • @kylevidetto1115
    @kylevidetto1115 Před 4 lety +1644

    *Finds productivity during Coronavirus outbreak*
    Anakin: "Is it possible to learn this power?"

    • @olgachafeeva2828
      @olgachafeeva2828 Před 4 lety +54

      Not from Disney

    • @rekillz
      @rekillz Před 4 lety +29

      Not from a student who does online work

    • @punitaandani6
      @punitaandani6 Před 4 lety +9

      The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some considered to be unnatural( bio weapon)

    • @nopity3057
      @nopity3057 Před 3 lety +4

      Me: "Only from a tree."

    • @austinkozlowski3120
      @austinkozlowski3120 Před 3 lety +4

      Not From a Jedi....

  • @strongheartsvideobox691
    @strongheartsvideobox691 Před 4 lety +798

    Since this is “how villains handle quarantine” the next one should be “how heroes handle quarantine”

    • @KastsEcho
      @KastsEcho Před 4 lety +59

      Appleheart’s video box Heh. Batman would have a cure on his belt...because he’s Batman.

    • @Think-Harder
      @Think-Harder Před 4 lety +26

      @@KastsEcho but he can't share the cure because he is selfquarantine in batcave

    • @River_Caterina
      @River_Caterina Před 4 lety +6

      Yeeessss I need thissss
      Like so he sees this

    • @user-vg8pr4ud1o
      @user-vg8pr4ud1o Před 4 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣 Jake Skywalker has the best environment for self-isolation.

    • @misstinwhistle1
      @misstinwhistle1 Před 4 lety

      I'm sure it's in the works, and longer than this vid, surely.

  • @joeytaylor1021
    @joeytaylor1021 Před 3 lety +44

    He should’ve been on a Zoom call with his granddaughter Rey at some point in this video

  • @ultimatefree8637
    @ultimatefree8637 Před 3 lety +59

    "This quarantine is taking longer than I had foreseen"
    Me in April: yeah, but it should end soon right?
    Me in October: ... can I time travel back to a decent year?

  • @eemu252
    @eemu252 Před 4 lety +3414

    “How long has it been? How long have I been trapped in here?”
    “It’s been 2 hours sir”
    “WHAT?!”
    🤣too relatable

    • @Bioshocker66609
      @Bioshocker66609 Před 4 lety +93

      "OH THIS IS TORTURE!"
      "I'VE BUILT DEATH STARS FASTER THEN THIS!"
      "Everyone do their part so we can knock this thing out."

    • @badboy98761
      @badboy98761 Před 4 lety +32

      Before Hal even answered back I said 2hrs. Then when Hal said it as well it made me laugh even more! 😂

    • @hanzzer21
      @hanzzer21 Před 4 lety +7

      @@badboy98761 lol someone who was watching it with me said that too!

    • @izzabobizza9768
      @izzabobizza9768 Před 4 lety +4

      I guessed 3hrs. So close, and so true to what I'm feeling.

    • @pmnery
      @pmnery Před 4 lety +7

      Oh Palps, we feel your pain!

  • @StableLies
    @StableLies Před 4 lety +733

    Palpatines been looking like he's contracted every disease on Earth why's he afraid?

    • @pixelraid5742
      @pixelraid5742 Před 4 lety +85

      Cobra Filez
      Emperor Palpatine is hundreds of years old 100% in the at risk caterergory

    • @Darkknight0777
      @Darkknight0777 Před 4 lety +36

      Old age and 10000 volts of electricity will do that to you.

    • @JoeSavySC2
      @JoeSavySC2 Před 4 lety +6

      Straw that breaks the camels back.

    • @Icarus_Tactical
      @Icarus_Tactical Před 4 lety +6

      @@Darkknight0777 Too much unlimited power

    • @chromeshellking
      @chromeshellking Před 4 lety +4

      That and I think clones carry a genetic structure that is fairly weak.

  • @gourisankarsnair2734
    @gourisankarsnair2734 Před 3 lety +10

    4:35: darth phonedius🔥!

  • @seacaptain72
    @seacaptain72 Před 3 lety +17

    “Everyone do their part so we can knock this thing out.”
    Then we didn’t. And it lasted way longer than it had to.

    • @mattstorm6568
      @mattstorm6568 Před 2 lety

      You fools are still buying that nonsense? Seriously, how many times must these "experts" reverse themselves, contradict themselves, or just flat out lie before you get a clue?

    • @blindbasilisk8457
      @blindbasilisk8457 Před 2 lety +1

      Much much longer than The Senate had foreseen.

  • @aestevalis0
    @aestevalis0 Před 4 lety +642

    "How long has it been, HAL?
    "It's been two hours."
    Thirty minutes was my guess.

  • @Double-R-Nothing
    @Double-R-Nothing Před 4 lety +354

    That pisstake on celebrities singing "Imagine" made my day.

    • @oldmanlogan9616
      @oldmanlogan9616 Před 4 lety +6

      Yes

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 Před 4 lety +2

      Imagine? John Lennon imagine? Doesn't sound like it

    • @pirobomandias
      @pirobomandias Před 4 lety +4

      @@richardsanchez9190 Well it's a parody of the real video, Gal Gadot sang imagine with other celebrities and this is a critic to that video.

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 Před 4 lety

      @@pirobomandias ohhhh. Got it thanks

  • @eddygm886
    @eddygm886 Před rokem +7

    I really needed this in 2020, and I still love it in 2023

  • @5KYLANDER5
    @5KYLANDER5 Před 3 lety +164

    Palpatine: everyone do your part so we can knock this thing out
    America: 👨🏾‍🦯

  • @SolarCrunch
    @SolarCrunch Před 4 lety +481

    "I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger"
    Palps with those striking zap-zaps

  • @voodoovhs7169
    @voodoovhs7169 Před 4 lety +458

    “How Coronavirus should have ended”

    • @caesarcch3879
      @caesarcch3879 Před 4 lety +9

      They have to do this video! It's as mandatory as the actual quarantine

    • @r4nd0mguy99
      @r4nd0mguy99 Před 4 lety +11

      There will DEFINITELY be movies about this annoying virus!

    • @hellothere2052
      @hellothere2052 Před 4 lety +1

      Major Miek a long time ago

    • @JohnDoe-hr4cf
      @JohnDoe-hr4cf Před 4 lety

      Oswin bricks On a world that is very, very near

  • @KGBookkeeping
    @KGBookkeeping Před 4 lety +5

    Thank you so much for the positive message and helping to set the example! We needed it and continue to need to it too

  • @redheadedpsycho4566
    @redheadedpsycho4566 Před 11 měsíci +4

    1:21 "Go home, you imbeciles"
    me: ... Heath leaders Joker has a home?

  • @juanfelipe9320
    @juanfelipe9320 Před 4 lety +355

    everyone during quarantine: ugh ¡this is torture!
    introverts: *I've never seen such weakness in my life*

    • @Mortainous
      @Mortainous Před 4 lety +13

      Gold

    • @utoresa5193
      @utoresa5193 Před 4 lety +10

      Introverts:Kudaran!

    • @mrionzo4843
      @mrionzo4843 Před 4 lety +4

      I love this

    • @nefariouspixelblood8514
      @nefariouspixelblood8514 Před 4 lety +26

      government says self quarentine, and i say: so.... i should keep doing what i already do everyday?

    • @ryleemiller2002
      @ryleemiller2002 Před 4 lety +10

      Honestly true, I'm doing good and everyone around me is crumbling. I'm just watching the world burn, muhahaha!!

  • @svenskprogamer8455
    @svenskprogamer8455 Před 4 lety +753

    Plot twist: Someone told everyone to execute order *2* and that’s why everyone’s buying toilet paper

  • @ivysalen
    @ivysalen Před rokem +2

    I love how Palpatine is playing JFO. I, too, also fell off a cliff quite regularly when I played.

  • @jmproductions5948
    @jmproductions5948 Před 3 lety +7

    The sad emotional part, where the piano plays very slow, and the pad comes in. Makes me really want to cry. This is such a beautiful, emotional, powerful video. Probably my favourite Hishe video

  • @ketashi6941
    @ketashi6941 Před 4 lety +619

    “How long have I been trapped in here?”
    Me: “Two hours”
    “It’s been two hours, sir.”
    Me: “I knew it! My powers have doubled since the last time I met anyone.”

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 Před 4 lety +20

      ketashi Twice the pride, double the fall.

    • @russelljohnson6267
      @russelljohnson6267 Před 4 lety +1

      exactly

    • @aucarter
      @aucarter Před 4 lety +1

      Very enjoyable, when he asked I shouted 2 hours! And then HAL replied 2 hours. Had a good laugh at that. Thank you.

    • @newb2023
      @newb2023 Před 4 lety +1

      This joke is a reference to Spider-Man: Homecoming when Peter asks Karen how long he is trapped and she says "37 minutes" and he is like "WHAT????".

    • @fatdaddymansmann
      @fatdaddymansmann Před 4 lety

      Same

  • @blakek.4378
    @blakek.4378 Před 4 lety +359

    You know the coronavirus is bad when a Channel about alternative endings to movies talks about quarantine.

  • @guillermoelnino
    @guillermoelnino Před rokem +3

    if you're not allowed to question it it's not science.

  • @calebcostrini
    @calebcostrini Před 3 lety +8

    Hard to believe this was an ENTIRE YEAR ago.

  • @shadowlord9607
    @shadowlord9607 Před 4 lety +518

    Voldemort:"I don’t even know what the big deal is? Ive been around people all week and I feel fine!...(cough)"
    Not even the dark wizard himself is safe from the Coronavirus 😰

    • @doge8430
      @doge8430 Před 4 lety +18

      Well after all, he got beat up by some band of teenagers.

    • @annakorcz8473
      @annakorcz8473 Před 4 lety +6

      Even Snape can't cure him with some potion.

    • @douglaselder5967
      @douglaselder5967 Před 4 lety +6

      You know, he could just be coughing. No viruses. Unrelated symptoms!

    • @captain_dsz6049
      @captain_dsz6049 Před 4 lety

      the dark wizard is immune to muggle sickness' but not wizard sickness

    • @genghisn7
      @genghisn7 Před 4 lety

      He's pretty old.

  • @michaelwatson7364
    @michaelwatson7364 Před 4 lety +601

    "I've built Death Stars faster than this. Everyone do their part so we can knock this thing out." That got me.

    • @mr.bang7166
      @mr.bang7166 Před 4 lety +3

      that line was my favorite part.

    • @DavidJones-rj8vz
      @DavidJones-rj8vz Před 4 lety +1

      It took a decade to build the death star, so let's hope not

  • @fanfanlatulipe8369
    @fanfanlatulipe8369 Před 3 lety +8

    4:11 i think you have some idears palpatine ...
    ... SW9 ...

  • @KaminaTribal
    @KaminaTribal Před 4 lety +177

    Palpatine's legs are the last things i wanted to see while in quarantine... Why HISHE... WHYYY!!!

  • @loganchristiansen7186
    @loganchristiansen7186 Před 4 lety +535

    "Hal."
    "Yes Emperor?"
    "I don't think I can take any more of this..."
    "It is challenging sir, and there are many others who have it far worse. But in order to win you have to fight the urge to give up."
    That got me strangely emotional...we truly are in strange times...to be so isolated and cut off from one another reminds us of how good it is to be together...I for one am not ready to give up.

    • @phoenixking9122
      @phoenixking9122 Před 4 lety +2

      Same ❤️

    • @loganchristiansen7186
      @loganchristiansen7186 Před 4 lety +4

      @Guitarist Girl I have like completely changed who I am following on Instagram and social media to get a more positive stream of news and information. I would highly suggest accounts like @goodnews_movement and @tankgoodnews.

    • @NajwaLaylah
      @NajwaLaylah Před 4 lety +3

      HAL always just really wanted to help. You know?

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater Před 4 lety +4

      Never thought a HISHE would have me tearing up, but this hit hard.

    • @jacobwright3265
      @jacobwright3265 Před 4 lety +1

      Yea that statement hit me too

  • @MrRayMac1963
    @MrRayMac1963 Před 4 lety +11

    How come I never saw the “never forget” with the witch’s feet under the house photo before. The villain pup is great.

  • @felps_4500
    @felps_4500 Před 3 lety +6

    6:09 ... Boy do I have bad news for you...

  • @motionflixentertainment7153
    @motionflixentertainment7153 Před 4 lety +172

    "Begun the *Corona War* has"
    - Yoda

  • @rhetiq9989
    @rhetiq9989 Před 4 lety +252

    “I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger”
    Same, palpy, same.

    • @patrickpol6156
      @patrickpol6156 Před 4 lety +3

      youtube's the darkside

    • @valino21
      @valino21 Před 4 lety

      @@patrickpol6156 i continue falling for it

  • @fyre-editz_Official
    @fyre-editz_Official Před rokem +3

    This is kinda like a life lesson.