Giving Away $165,000 Worth Of Luxury Cars (That I Bought For Less Than $1000 Each)

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  • @HooviesGarage
    @HooviesGarage  Před 3 lety +423

    Follow some of the finest CZcamsrs in Wichita, Kansas to discover what happens to the cars!
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    • @wilbur6089
      @wilbur6089 Před 3 lety +5

      Bababooey

    • @dukelamode1993
      @dukelamode1993 Před 3 lety

      Car?

    • @RedDemonBuilds
      @RedDemonBuilds Před 3 lety +3

      i can't wait to be successful on youtube like you!

    • @crownhic6827
      @crownhic6827 Před 3 lety +1

      Have a Merry Christmas! You and your friends look like you have a lot of fun!

    • @vautier_
      @vautier_ Před 3 lety +21

      Hahaha you can tell Ninja didn't give a shit about the rest of the secret santa after the 528 was taken from him.

  • @chrissmith135
    @chrissmith135 Před 3 lety +837

    "Only 115,000 miles! Almost a one owner car!" Hoovie never stopped being a used car salesman lol 😆😂

    • @Meekerextreme
      @Meekerextreme Před 3 lety +18

      Well technically he might be the second owner on paper after buying it. So it's a one owner vehicle with whoever that got it being the 3rd, which in this case was him anyways so still a two owner vehicle probably.

    • @bromatoast8784
      @bromatoast8784 Před 3 lety +6

      He said "115? That's brand new"

    • @brandoncaldwell95
      @brandoncaldwell95 Před 3 lety +4

      @@bromatoast8784 on a V8 american motor, 300k tops for cars. Trans like to go at 200k typically. Trucks and SUVs you can hit 400k or motor with propert maintenance trans, its a shot in the dark. Some will go even more.
      I miss my old 05 silverado. 200k and still ticking along. Plastics were going bad though.

  • @floridaman7
    @floridaman7 Před 3 lety +1771

    Ninja sounds like he is going to give that car to the first person he sees at a bus stop

    • @jesselee2529
      @jesselee2529 Před 3 lety +82

      I was thinking the same... LOL

    • @johnmilligan2964
      @johnmilligan2964 Před 3 lety +86

      I was almost expecting him to find someone to give it to on the way to the Wizards shop!

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 Před 3 lety +41

      @@johnmilligan2964 and show up in a cab hahahah

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 Před 3 lety +44

      "eurosnob" now many Euro cars handle better but if you have to drive 5000 miles nothing and I mean NOTHING beats an American Land Yacht.....

    • @anzonix
      @anzonix Před 3 lety +48

      @@muskokamike127 Have you sat in a Volvo?

  • @jyearr6744
    @jyearr6744 Před 3 lety +525

    "Five more minutes" from Wizard is probably the funniest thing he's said on either channel 😂😂😂

    • @poplaurentiu4148
      @poplaurentiu4148 Před 3 lety +3

      Still though it's nice for Hoovie doing some good did's making other people happy for the next year to come.. Marry Christmas to all !!!

    • @tylern1371
      @tylern1371 Před 3 lety +3

      Realistically “5 more seconds”

    • @oogiemaster
      @oogiemaster Před 3 lety +2

      It would have been funnier if Mrs. Wizard popped out.

    • @xpusostomos
      @xpusostomos Před 3 lety +6

      If the van's a rockin, don't come a knockin.

    • @Heavenlygamer19YT
      @Heavenlygamer19YT Před 3 lety

      Lol

  • @johnathankain8033
    @johnathankain8033 Před 3 lety +326

    Ninja and Wizard together are like a divorced parents being civil at a child's nativity play.

    • @daftnord4957
      @daftnord4957 Před 3 lety +5

      why would they be divorced? whats the lore between them?

    • @AdmissionGaming
      @AdmissionGaming Před 3 lety +14

      @@daftnord4957 they use to be in a relationship together.

    • @syenosis
      @syenosis Před 3 lety +21

      @@daftnord4957 They're just Hoovie's two mechanics so they're competitors in a relatively small city in Kansas.

    • @timford3599
      @timford3599 Před 3 lety +20

      @@syenosis Not really competitors since they cater to two totally different clienteles, plus they are partners in a big ole lake house for summertime recreation.

    • @FreakinPeanut
      @FreakinPeanut Před 3 lety +23

      Wizard and Ninja actually exchange workshop jobs - Wizard sends him BMW's and Ninja sends him British cars.
      Wizard explains this in one of his videos, its a nice set up :)

  • @Sovereign86
    @Sovereign86 Před 3 lety +320

    The Ninja was LEGIT pissed when the BMW got stolen!🤣

    • @vautier_
      @vautier_ Před 3 lety +46

      Green sweater man seemed very smug too

    • @dragoljubzdravkovic1737
      @dragoljubzdravkovic1737 Před 3 lety +15

      I feel for him, at the end they gave him a lemon.

    • @inducedapathy1296
      @inducedapathy1296 Před 3 lety +18

      @@dragoljubzdravkovic1737 Nah anything Buick with the 3.8 is gold. Toss up on the Lincoln or Buick though. Buick has a heads-up display all that if I recall if optioned. I'd take either in a heartbeat.

    • @dragoljubzdravkovic1737
      @dragoljubzdravkovic1737 Před 3 lety +4

      @@inducedapathy1296 buick and lincoln are awsome, but he got stuck that ford focus at the end. and its and european car even thou its a ford.

    • @inducedapathy1296
      @inducedapathy1296 Před 3 lety +3

      @@dragoljubzdravkovic1737 True. The focus was likely my last pick.

  • @odessamiddlebrook
    @odessamiddlebrook Před 3 lety +500

    The van was my father's. The poles and stuff was what he had on the top to take his canoe with him when he went camping. He loved this van! So I am so happy that it's adventures aren't over!

    • @falalogo
      @falalogo Před 3 lety +10

      Wow!

    • @stevenplaskett7728
      @stevenplaskett7728 Před 3 lety +2

      Awesome

    • @bansheemania1692
      @bansheemania1692 Před 3 lety +11

      @F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! only if Kfc gravy is allowed

    • @Mark.G475
      @Mark.G475 Před 3 lety

      From what state?

    • @danielsmith9500
      @danielsmith9500 Před 3 lety +5

      Love the van and wish i would have found it cause I’d have it polished up and me and my kids would be making memories with it

  • @FixItNick
    @FixItNick Před 3 lety +809

    I thought it was “Urination Bob” haha

  • @Mio-Vita
    @Mio-Vita Před 3 lety +134

    Ninjas like a kid on Christmas morning that didn’t get his PS5 instead got a Nintendo Wii

  • @jordanciaramitaro6351
    @jordanciaramitaro6351 Před 3 lety +678

    “Almost a one owner car” lol that’s the most car salesman statement I’ve ever heard

    • @805NAVE
      @805NAVE Před 3 lety +5

      Hahaha ikr I was like ... so it’s a two owner car ...

    • @tbah9402
      @tbah9402 Před 3 lety +3

      I have an almost 1 owner car got it with 1500 miles from a rental place that ordered it then a new model was released

    • @jinglemyberries866
      @jinglemyberries866 Před 3 lety

      @@805NAVE well if hoovie is the 2nd owner then it makes sense why he would say that

    • @VanBourner
      @VanBourner Před 3 lety

      Hoovie is the second owner technically but since he barely used it it is pretty much one owner car.
      My mom drives a 5 owner fiesta but she is actually the second user/owner. It was someone else's, then mine (for a month before I gave her the car), then her, then grandpa's (for insurance - where I live only owner of the car counts for insurance and grandpa made the insurance cost like 1/4 of what my mom would pay) and now it is her again after grandpa passed away. So on papers she is the 4th owner.

    • @RivieraByBuick
      @RivieraByBuick Před rokem

      while it sounds funny it could make sence. For instnce i got a car that was one owner from new (1995) till 2019, and then it was in hands of 4 resellers which drove it for less than 1k miles. so...

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions Před 3 lety +1996

    Ninja seems like a broken man after his treasure BMW was stolen by green sweater guy 😂😂

    • @kevinshijaku4525
      @kevinshijaku4525 Před 3 lety +64

      he knew where the beamer was , should of chosen another car and waited until the bmw was chosen and steal it lol

    • @malangope
      @malangope Před 3 lety +54

      @@kevinshijaku4525 Well he was first to choose so if he didn't pick the bmw and nobody else chose to steal his other pick he wouldn't have got the chance to steal the bmw back.

    • @kevinshijaku4525
      @kevinshijaku4525 Před 3 lety +10

      @@malangope i see , I understood the game wrong!

    • @christopherdriving6425
      @christopherdriving6425 Před 3 lety +10

      He hated it lol

    • @williamr3840
      @williamr3840 Před 3 lety +23

      The Grinch that Stole Christmas!

  • @askhowiknow5527
    @askhowiknow5527 Před 3 lety +187

    “There is no BMW with seats like that”
    Ninja: “Not yet”
    He means not anymore

    • @matts22071
      @matts22071 Před 3 lety +12

      Technically Rolls Royce is owned by BMW so yes

    • @michaellong2661
      @michaellong2661 Před 3 lety +3

      I can tell you my E90s are SO not like that lol

  • @wisdomntshalintshali3296
    @wisdomntshalintshali3296 Před 3 lety +38

    " Hooptie Oprah". You get a hooptie, you get a hooptie, you all get hoopties.

  • @elijahnelson3185
    @elijahnelson3185 Před 3 lety +206

    The ninja is trying so hard to be nice. I’ve been in this secret Santa situation.

    • @itisjustacomment
      @itisjustacomment Před 3 lety +16

      It was a d\ik move to steal it. Growing up with German cars everywhere in Europe why would he like America cars?

    • @patricktan6524
      @patricktan6524 Před 3 lety +3

      @Boy George ikr i felt so bad when he got it stolen ;-;

    • @patricktan6524
      @patricktan6524 Před 3 lety +2

      @@itisjustacomment i felt so bad

  • @silentwookie1
    @silentwookie1 Před 3 lety +832

    When you say “Euro-Asian Bob” it sounds like “Urination Bob”!

    • @yungkidnf
      @yungkidnf Před 3 lety +84

      Cause he IS saying urination Bob, thanks to us.

    • @2013hwcamaro
      @2013hwcamaro Před 3 lety +14

      CZcams caption thinks so too

    • @silentwookie1
      @silentwookie1 Před 3 lety +5

      @@yungkidnf Confirmation accepted!

    • @tconlon251
      @tconlon251 Před 3 lety +18

      Bob: “Hey, Hoovie. So I haven’t seen the video yet, but I’ve been getting some weird emails all day. What exactly did you say about me?”

    • @hookyjo72
      @hookyjo72 Před 3 lety +14

      That's what I thought he was saying lmao 😂 good ole piss on bob lol 😂

  • @biggranny000
    @biggranny000 Před 3 lety +106

    I had a 2005 Ford Focus ZX3 S with 19,000 miles last year (with the stick shift), that car was fun and it was super light, surprisingly roomy too. That was the first car I had with a manual and so I learned it on it too. Put another 12,000 miles on it before I sold it.

    • @Mashmarriner69
      @Mashmarriner69 Před 3 lety +5

      I don't understand why in America you don't learn in manual cars?

    • @edenjung9816
      @edenjung9816 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Mashmarriner69 Look what they learn in driving school.
      I got my drivers license in germany so i had a lot of theory and practice.
      My roommate had to do hers again in the us and she said the instructor on her last drive was a worse driver than her.
      I know that does not go for everybody, but especially in the countryside you can't overwhelm them with too much to do.
      That would end poorly.

    • @MicahS70T5M
      @MicahS70T5M Před 3 lety +10

      @@Mashmarriner69 cause we are lazy asses. ;)
      No one gives half a crap about driving here. Most of us are hopeless and about half of us are dangerous on the road. About 40% of people sit in the passing lane, no one checks there mirrors, and everyone is on their phones. I don’t think those people will care to learn to drive a manual, when the odds are pretty good that they may never even sit in a manual car in their life.

    • @Mashmarriner69
      @Mashmarriner69 Před 3 lety +3

      In the UK we do have the opinion to learn just a automatic but you have to go to a specific driving instructor and you basically have to be utter shite haha.
      Then when you pass. It's against the law for you to drive anything but automatic.

    • @uzivatel56
      @uzivatel56 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Mashmarriner69 You meant you have option. Not opinion.

  • @timford3599
    @timford3599 Před 3 lety +17

    You gotta know that Hoovie is a great guy when you look at his friends. They're all the kind of guys that you'd like to be friends with. Really nice Christmas video Tyler.

  • @VINwiki
    @VINwiki Před 3 lety +1569

    The Murci sure is looking good. As requested, I will put the story of that deal together to release later this week.

    • @Jamesiscrazy12
      @Jamesiscrazy12 Před 3 lety

      Yo what’s up

    • @AustinBroussard
      @AustinBroussard Před 3 lety +10

      Sounds good you shrewd negotiator

    • @RyanRoadReaper
      @RyanRoadReaper Před 3 lety +10

      To think Ed made a lot of money selling a broken car! 🤣

    • @sunnohh
      @sunnohh Před 3 lety +18

      Ed Bolean: bend over hoovie i got the cheapest lambo for you with a finders fee

    • @Crushlivin760
      @Crushlivin760 Před 3 lety

      It's good day

  • @lisafan6365
    @lisafan6365 Před 3 lety +235

    He has become so addicted to buying hoopties, that he's resorted to participating in his own secret santa to "give a car to himself" 🤣

    • @FlyingTigersKMT
      @FlyingTigersKMT Před 3 lety +4

      Don't you see this is a ploy to give away 4 Hoopties so he can buy another 8 to replace them?

    • @katewilliams8125
      @katewilliams8125 Před 3 lety

      I think JR was meant to be the 5th.

    • @FlyingTigersKMT
      @FlyingTigersKMT Před 3 lety

      @@katewilliams8125 - Who's JR?

    • @katewilliams8125
      @katewilliams8125 Před 3 lety

      @@FlyingTigersKMT John Ross from the channel watch JRgo

  • @ThaBaSics
    @ThaBaSics Před 3 lety +37

    Stealing that second car from Ninja was a Grinch move...

  • @TheUnsureFox
    @TheUnsureFox Před 3 lety +7

    I am buying a car for someone as a late Christmas present. Can't get it till January. But they know what it is. This is wonderful, man. You are a swell guy.

  • @dave11686
    @dave11686 Před 3 lety +88

    Awww...Weezard has a huge heart, The fact that he wants to give it away to someone in need makes me want to cry. Good on you wizard

  • @tonyvigilante9468
    @tonyvigilante9468 Před 3 lety +388

    2:16 "my friend urination bob" hahaha

  • @Gr0t0tter
    @Gr0t0tter Před 3 lety +5

    26:20 Wizard: "Looks like the heater hose over here is spraying - it's leaking"
    Hoovie: "Oh no..."
    Ninja: "Oh yeah"

  • @jacockistitsworth9392
    @jacockistitsworth9392 Před 3 lety +32

    "I'm not doing this to be nice" He's doing it for youtube rev lmao.

  • @joshuad1716
    @joshuad1716 Před 3 lety +531

    The best time of year to be friends with a CZcamsr: when tax season is coming up

    • @lampertl
      @lampertl Před 3 lety +4

      Was thinking the same thing, 😆.

    • @superfly3628
      @superfly3628 Před 3 lety +2

      Can someone explain for someone who is not into the american tax system?😅

    • @scottbradentx
      @scottbradentx Před 3 lety +10

      @@superfly3628 because youtube is a business operation for Hoovie, the expense of these cars is treated as business costs, thereby reducing the amount of earnings that are taxable. There may also be some further tax reductions due to charitable donations, depending on specifics

    • @Faceplantspannkaka
      @Faceplantspannkaka Před 3 lety +8

      @@superfly3628 It's not an American thing, it's a common business thing. Basically if you have a lot of profit at the end of the year it's beneficial to buy stuff before the new fiscal year, ie lower your profit because you have had more expenses. By doing this you lower your taxes since you pay tax on profit. It's a bit simplified, but this is how it works basically.

    • @superfly3628
      @superfly3628 Před 3 lety

      @@Faceplantspannkaka I see! That makes sense, thanks for the clarification!

  • @moeelmasry2331
    @moeelmasry2331 Před 3 lety +197

    The car ninja and wizard finally in one video, this is like a crossover I never thought would happen!

    • @PennsyPappas
      @PennsyPappas Před 3 lety +45

      Well they did that a while back when they did their super car road trip.

    • @TheRealAlpha2
      @TheRealAlpha2 Před 3 lety +11

      This was almost like a tiny Car Trek (about 30 miles!)

    • @spaceghost5026
      @spaceghost5026 Před 3 lety +9

      And they were both on the Wizards boat

    • @josema6694
      @josema6694 Před 3 lety +3

      @@spaceghost5026 Which turned out to be hoovies boat.

    • @vojvoda-draza
      @vojvoda-draza Před 3 lety +3

      @@josema6694 wizard has a boat now too

  • @BigMacMatty.
    @BigMacMatty. Před 3 lety +22

    That poor guy got 2 cars stolen from him in the game
    The next day: wakes up and his car is gone again

  • @michaelblankley5399
    @michaelblankley5399 Před 3 lety +11

    "Urination Bob" Just confirmed your Golden shower of Profits!

  • @cluelessbeekeeping1322
    @cluelessbeekeeping1322 Před 3 lety +148

    Poor Jonny, everyone keeps stealing his car.
    Hoovie, having you as a friend is one of the best gifts. You rock man!

    • @batsonelectronics
      @batsonelectronics Před 3 lety +1

      he ended up owning 3 of the 5 cars and never paid a cent.

    • @CosRacecar
      @CosRacecar Před 3 lety +2

      I was hoping he'd steal the BMW back!

    • @Jaymac720
      @Jaymac720 Před 3 lety

      @@batsonelectronics and he owned two of them for all of a minute each

  • @ElliottAlvis
    @ElliottAlvis Před 3 lety +147

    This was a surreal experience. I remember watching Hoovie Christmas Specials in the past and thinking “That would be so cool to be a part of” and this year I got to be in it! Thank you Tyler, this was an unforgettable experience. Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁
    Also, sorry Ninja for stealing the BMW....

    • @sftny9881
      @sftny9881 Před 3 lety +9

      Elliot clearly won the fashion segment with the cat Christmas sweater.

    • @johnnykaraj6115
      @johnnykaraj6115 Před 3 lety +18

      No worries buddy. I know you liked that so we'll try to make it as perfect as possible

    • @robertlee9395
      @robertlee9395 Před 3 lety +3

      I doubt that. You and Tyler just wanted to see the Ninja drive an American car. Even if it was only once! Good job!

    • @nathanielcrenshaw187
      @nathanielcrenshaw187 Před 3 lety +1

      Where did you get that sweater? I know several people who want one!

    • @Karl_Kampfwagen
      @Karl_Kampfwagen Před 3 lety +2

      It's a BMW... Of course someone's going to get cut-throat over it. 🤷‍♂️ Great cars, and Ninja can always pick up another one

  • @mattpina9849
    @mattpina9849 Před 3 lety +15

    Ninja: "I trust your judgment"

  • @MKT_ADJ
    @MKT_ADJ Před 3 lety +1

    That hangar is GORGEOUS.
    Also - the black ice air freshener in the focus sealed the deal. Rich Rebuild approved.

  • @vincedude001
    @vincedude001 Před 3 lety +64

    When they first took off and started describing the cars, it really took me
    back to the good old days of a Top Gear special

  • @matt_hayward
    @matt_hayward Před 3 lety +378

    "my friend urination bob?" Is this a Kansas accent thing?

    • @timgaynor5377
      @timgaynor5377 Před 3 lety +6

      Kinda ig 😂

    • @1Legofilms
      @1Legofilms Před 3 lety +47

      I think it's more in reference to his last video with Euroasian Bobwhere the auto subtitles put in urination Bob

    • @matt_hayward
      @matt_hayward Před 3 lety +1

      @@timgaynor5377 geez I thought my accent was funny!

    • @schwagnum
      @schwagnum Před 3 lety

      yup was about to comment on that

    • @powcar91
      @powcar91 Před 3 lety +2

      Euro Asian Bob

  • @_Rapturous_
    @_Rapturous_ Před 3 lety +2

    Wizard is a good man! He took the van that no one wanted.

  • @CLCIII
    @CLCIII Před 3 lety +1

    Great episode. Enjoyed the concept and execution. Merry Christmas! As Always, May God Bless you and yours!

  • @brentirby2312
    @brentirby2312 Před 3 lety +184

    "You get a hooptie, and you get a hooptie, everyone gets a hooptie!!"

  • @newnight79
    @newnight79 Před 3 lety +50

    Ninja looks like a 6-year-old who, opening his presents, discovers Santa brought him five pounds of broccoli...

  • @keithsmodelsandrcs6593
    @keithsmodelsandrcs6593 Před 3 lety +2

    I honestly think the van is the best for comfort storage and hauling also travelling van hands down nice deep dish wheels or old dish gmc truck wheels and any nice wrap over the paint an light nnice legal tints witt bumper bar side steps and tow bar with spot lights 4 them on bumper bar not on roof thats my opinion and wat id do with it

  • @jamessheehy4895
    @jamessheehy4895 Před 3 lety +1

    Love hoovie! Such positive energy!

  • @fryreartechnology7611
    @fryreartechnology7611 Před 3 lety +171

    The car wizard is the clear winner with that giant Econoline van.

    • @robertlee9395
      @robertlee9395 Před 3 lety +6

      I would drive it!

    • @statementleaver8095
      @statementleaver8095 Před 3 lety +5

      Ay up when the Van's rockin don't come knockin!

    • @clownjubilee1909
      @clownjubilee1909 Před 3 lety +7

      Being honest though if all these cars were in brand-new condition, the 2003 park avenue would be the winner.

    • @HiroNguy
      @HiroNguy Před 3 lety +1

      @@statementleaver8095 😆😆😆 ROFL'd at that point!
      "I didn't know your name's Alex." 😉😂

    • @statementleaver8095
      @statementleaver8095 Před 3 lety +1

      @@HiroNguy I never knew the Wizards were into Dogging lol

  • @TheJeracuda
    @TheJeracuda Před 3 lety +182

    Hoovie you violated a golden rule you should be embarrassed. "If the Van's a rocking, don't come a knocking" and yet you went knocking that's just not cool

    • @jeffengstrom1536
      @jeffengstrom1536 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Sool101
      @Sool101 Před 3 lety +3

      On the other hand, Wizard was ready in 7 seconds sharp. Not 5 minutes!

    • @zloychechen5150
      @zloychechen5150 Před 3 lety +6

      if the van's a rocking, get the child rape a stoppin.
      Or is it just the panel vans with no windows in the back?

    • @tylerhatfield2351
      @tylerhatfield2351 Před 3 lety +4

      @@zloychechen5150 Nah that's white panel vans 😂

    • @EncrypticMethods
      @EncrypticMethods Před 3 lety +1

      On another note, that van is pretty freakin cool, the blue with step side is classic. Chris Farley would approve.

  • @rhettmunson8051
    @rhettmunson8051 Před 3 lety +6

    26:25 😂😂 “oh no!” “Oh yeah...”

  • @qbanz00
    @qbanz00 Před 3 lety +9

    Lol he really had to include himself in the drawing then steal a car 🤣

  • @Kettletrigger
    @Kettletrigger Před 3 lety +65

    The Ninja
    Down in Hoovieville
    Liked the BMW a lot
    But The Grinch
    Who wore an ugly green sweater
    Stole it and said, "NOT!"

  • @abboudab6794
    @abboudab6794 Před 3 lety +101

    Ninja so polite didn’t want to upset Weeezard by diagnosing a car in his shop !

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 Před 3 lety +25

      Car mechanics are territorial animals and are known to attack when their space is invaded.

    • @pkuudsk9927
      @pkuudsk9927 Před 3 lety +7

      @@drunkenhobo8020 Actually quite the opposite if we have no love for the car ,then anyone who wants to fix it , we gladly let them do it . Some cars are so bad that we know it will keep coming back for another failure . We just don't want to be know as they guy who didn't fix it right the first time . Epically when it comes to high mile cars . I have had the same car in for 6 months in a row (BMW) every time it leaves it comes back with another unrelated problem and trying to explain that it is a unrelated problem gets tiring . Or when you tell a customer while we are this deep into this we might as well do this, the customer always thinks your trying to up sell them, when your trying to save them money. I have had to fire customers over these types of things and that sucks, because It's not my fault, the engineer built such a POS with stupid stuff like bio degradable wiring harness or rod bearings made of tissue paper and they failed . After you spent xxx fixing the xxx and now it's going to cost xxxxxxxxxx . I try to tell people let it die but they just love the car so much or just need it to last another month or 2 until they can buy another car , the next year still driving the same car complain about the bill.for a new tie rod end when it came in for a oil change and was about to fall off so I had to change it for your safety and my Piece of mind.

    • @michaeltutty1540
      @michaeltutty1540 Před 3 lety +2

      @@pkuudsk9927 I drive a 1990 Volvo 240DL with 600,000 km on the clock. I will always fix the car. First, it was Ma's 60th birthday present to herself, and her last car. The next reason is that I love driving it. The third, possibly most important reason, is that I have been told never to have a car with an airbag for health reasons, and being a very early production 1990, Arthur is the newest car in Canada without an airbag.

    • @user-rc2ko6vi2w
      @user-rc2ko6vi2w Před 3 lety +1

      @@michaeltutty1540 What's the health reason for not having an airbag?

    • @pervertedspeed164
      @pervertedspeed164 Před 3 lety +1

      @@user-rc2ko6vi2w the unbreathable smoke that fills the cabin immediately, followed by your lungs. Also, the shrapnel that comes out of newer Takata POS airbags. Additionally, the burn marks that are on your arms touching the steering wheel when the airbag suddenly inflates. Additionally, if you are wearing your seat belt properly, the airbag does nothing for you unless you are in a total POS that crumbles in on itself or impacting at an insane speed where you might be better off dead anyway. I guess maybe your face might be recognizable. Front airbags are insanely stupid garbage. Try one out and you'll know instantly why.

  • @brandondiericks
    @brandondiericks Před 3 lety +5

    Loved this episode. Reminded me of the old top gear old used car challenges with Clarkson, Hammond and May.

  • @tateswanson1803
    @tateswanson1803 Před 3 lety +2

    This was unbelievable fun to watch. Who would have thought that Wichita had such a chill group of car CZcamsrs?

  • @ic1815
    @ic1815 Před 3 lety +122

    “ Basically, I’m *Hooptie Oprah* “ 😩💀

  • @FishinPhreak
    @FishinPhreak Před 3 lety +37

    "Urination Bob" coming through in the clutch.

  • @SDkd619
    @SDkd619 Před 3 lety +1

    Wow ! I would have been happy with any of those cars !!! 🔥 thats awesome of you to give your friends pretty cool gifts. Merry Christmas everybody !

  • @johnswansey2066
    @johnswansey2066 Před 3 lety +2

    One of the most entertaining and heartwarming videos yet.

  • @Karl_Kampfwagen
    @Karl_Kampfwagen Před 3 lety +214

    Alternative title: Hoovie "gifts" repair problems to his "friends"
    Lmao

    • @itisjustacomment
      @itisjustacomment Před 3 lety +10

      They could sell them for a 1.5k to 2k for a quick sale. I would call that a good gift. Plus it's a video idea not a real Christmas present .

    • @CarlyG18
      @CarlyG18 Před 3 lety +3

      The gift that keeps on giving and giving,, sadly headaches and misery.

    • @Cubetuber
      @Cubetuber Před 3 lety +1

      69th like, NOICE

  • @bryanchupp
    @bryanchupp Před 3 lety +199

    “My friend Urination Bob”

    • @sergiymotorin5769
      @sergiymotorin5769 Před 3 lety +13

      that's what I heard too

    • @AndyRC
      @AndyRC Před 3 lety +5

      Lol...you beat me to it

    • @RUNDNB85
      @RUNDNB85 Před 3 lety +2

      euroasian bob.

    • @Saimexz
      @Saimexz Před 3 lety +1

      Better not give him the upholstery job...

    • @StevenBriggs
      @StevenBriggs Před 3 lety

      Oh shit! He *wasn't* saying that?!? Lol

  • @1214101
    @1214101 Před 3 lety +2

    My parents had an Ultra , just like that, loved it. Especially the supercharger, they had 4 of them. Much better than the v8 Lucernes

  • @stuartkcalvin
    @stuartkcalvin Před 3 lety

    Nice piece. Thank you. The gift of giving from one's fortune.

  • @tubafore73
    @tubafore73 Před 3 lety +21

    11:30 That face the ninja made.... priceless! 🤣

  • @watchjaredwork1487
    @watchjaredwork1487 Před 3 lety +67

    😂 Jake was pondering the whole way to the wizards how he could get that Ultra out of this 😂

    • @MicahS70T5M
      @MicahS70T5M Před 3 lety +5

      And ninja was trying to figure out how quickly he could dump it.

  • @abwjr426
    @abwjr426 Před 3 lety +2

    This was one of your best ideas (and videos) in a while, Tyler. Well done!!

  • @javiermancillas9028
    @javiermancillas9028 Před 3 lety +5

    I love that Buick & Lincoln Town Car Smoothes Cars .

  • @Sovereign86
    @Sovereign86 Před 3 lety +53

    Nobody at all:
    Wizard: “Just 5 more minutes!”
    🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @bekiro28
      @bekiro28 Před 3 lety +1

      wonder what he was doing there haha

    • @Blasterxp
      @Blasterxp Před 3 lety +1

      When the van is rocking, dont forget the nocking!

    • @umbertoyltp
      @umbertoyltp Před 3 lety +2

      Always check the suspension!
      "This car is good to go" (Car Wizard)

  • @jam2559
    @jam2559 Před 3 lety +119

    Tyler: Have you ever owned a Towncar??
    Ninja: *Wincing*...I've never owned an AMERICAN car.

    • @terminal_veloster986
      @terminal_veloster986 Před 3 lety +1

      He might finally understand what a reliable car is😉😂

    • @AM-uu2ho
      @AM-uu2ho Před 3 lety +12

      @@terminal_veloster986 no one puts American and reliable in the same sentence lol. I guess besides those boats.

    • @e90baby
      @e90baby Před 3 lety

      @@AM-uu2ho and the pickups!¡!¡

    • @JamesDavidWalley
      @JamesDavidWalley Před 3 lety

      …and he still won’t!

    • @LigerSupremacy
      @LigerSupremacy Před 3 lety

      @@terminal_veloster986 None of the cars were Japanese.

  • @wd2862
    @wd2862 Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas to you and Happy New Year.

  • @isaiahbryant7055
    @isaiahbryant7055 Před 3 lety

    I love this Channel. Its funny how i visit wichita, ks once a year and i find a dope channel like this. Love and peace from cali keep doing your thing i will certainly be watching. merry christmas and happy holidays.

  • @Bayfire-ki9du
    @Bayfire-ki9du Před 3 lety +230

    Hoovie wrapped an entire van and I can't even wrap a small box.

    • @geepuller1
      @geepuller1 Před 3 lety +2

      He wrapped that first. Then used car covers for the others.

    • @jopanel
      @jopanel Před 3 lety +10

      his wife for sure wrapped the cars. no man can wrap a christmas gift right.

    • @camouflagecamaro99
      @camouflagecamaro99 Před 3 lety +2

      Same with me lol.
      Gift bags are the heroes of the holiday season

    • @DOUBLEDEFENSE
      @DOUBLEDEFENSE Před 3 lety

      pathetic less comments more time practicing wrapping GRASSHOPPER

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo464
      @iwantsexseemyvideo464 Před 3 lety

      💯♥️

  • @slartbarg
    @slartbarg Před 3 lety +57

    Hoovie not being upside down on five seperate hoopties at once.
    It's a friggin' 2020 miracle y'all

  • @vettehottie
    @vettehottie Před 2 lety +1

    I thoroughly enjoyed watching this, cheers!

  • @datdamndavisboy
    @datdamndavisboy Před 3 lety +1

    Great idea Hoovie! Give MORE cars to people that don’t NEED anymore cars. It worked better when you have cars and money away to strangers.

  • @brucelee9941
    @brucelee9941 Před 3 lety +20

    That Buick Park Avenue Ultra in Maroon is absolutely Beautiful!

  • @LostInSpice
    @LostInSpice Před 3 lety +69

    "I smell antifreeze, Ninja."
    It's a Ford. Of course you smell antifreeze.

  • @sparks882g
    @sparks882g Před 3 lety +2

    This was an awesome video to watch, great content! More! More! More!

  • @Dave.S.TT600
    @Dave.S.TT600 Před 3 lety +2

    Awesome Video. Merry Christmas, Hoovie... Thanks for the great content. -Dave (Australia)

  • @Halarue
    @Halarue Před 3 lety +25

    Finally the Wizard / Ninja collab we all waited for

  • @sootmann
    @sootmann Před 3 lety +168

    "Euro Nation Bob" will be pleased to know that, in addition to all of us, even CZcams's auto-generated subtitle system thinks he's "urination bob".

    • @CadgerChristmasLightShow
      @CadgerChristmasLightShow Před 3 lety +13

      Brian Ashe it’s euro-Asian. It’s the name of his shop that fixes European and Asian cars.

    • @zacharymurdock6721
      @zacharymurdock6721 Před 2 lety

      Isnt hoovie saying Urination-Bob? Could have fooled me! 😂 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @sootmann
      @sootmann Před 2 lety

      @@CadgerChristmasLightShow Yeah, I eventually found that out after watching several more videos, and that Hoovie *was* being deliberate in his pronunciation. :-)

  • @jason5776
    @jason5776 Před 3 lety +1

    As far as car vlogs go ..Hoovie is taking it

  • @josephcogsdill7665
    @josephcogsdill7665 Před 3 lety +1

    Merry Christmas and thank you for the entertainment

  • @loggerhead837
    @loggerhead837 Před 3 lety +56

    Doug: waves arms frantically while telling you about cars & bids
    Hoovie: *does whatever that thing at **0:27** was*

  • @Iherb7365ket
    @Iherb7365ket Před 3 lety +31

    The look on Ninjas face when he sat in the park avenue! LoL

  • @KingComputerSydney
    @KingComputerSydney Před 3 lety +1

    I often like your videos in the first 10 seconds, because I LIKE your funny starts “5 more minutes” 😂 go for it wizard

  • @georgecarmona1817
    @georgecarmona1817 Před 3 lety

    Great show loved it,whats crazy is i loved the van 👌

  • @anthonyb8979
    @anthonyb8979 Před 3 lety +56

    "Urination Bob, pissing car sales excellence since 1992."

  • @mtfan
    @mtfan Před 3 lety +51

    “155,000 miles, that’s basically brand new!”

    • @pkuudsk9927
      @pkuudsk9927 Před 3 lety +2

      Just proves how much money one could make just bringing rust free cars North . A 100k mile car in the rust belt is on it's last legs and not worth fixing anything that costs more than a hundred bucks . That Focus is a 3500 car all day I could sell one a day no problem here In Michigan just because it's rust free . People don't worry as much about mileage as they do watching their hard earned rot away daily. Every one needs a winter beater and they work great in the snow.

    • @michaeltutty1540
      @michaeltutty1540 Před 3 lety +4

      My 1990 Volvo 240DL wagon has always been an Ontario, Canada car. This is its 31st winter. Still on the original paint. There are two doors that need some attention, neither major nor structural. 600,000 km, or coming up on 400,000 miles. With care, even the rust belt can be defeated.

    • @weedmastersr
      @weedmastersr Před 3 lety +1

      @@michaeltutty1540 How did you care for it? I also drive an old Volvo I plan to keep forever and live in a northern climate.

    • @robertlee9395
      @robertlee9395 Před 3 lety

      @@pkuudsk9927 I'll be in the market for a hooptie soon here in S.E. Michigan. Everything is rotted away in my budget. I'm looking at these and wishing I could go car shopping down there.

    • @pkuudsk9927
      @pkuudsk9927 Před 3 lety +1

      @@robertlee9395 It's worth it to have one shipped $800 ish If you like the car you have get aonther one and you will have spare parts galore

  • @TheChesten
    @TheChesten Před 3 lety

    I don't know why I got so much joy in hearing them talk good things about the focus, after my last car blew up I just got a similar year focus for $2k with only 23k miles. (due to covid and SOS not being open it's been sitting at my parents) but it's great to hear people talk nice about my "shit box"

  • @garydahl7543
    @garydahl7543 Před 3 lety

    This is some of hoovies finest work and personally has finally put me in the xmas spirit. Ho ho ho aussie santa

  • @christophersparkman
    @christophersparkman Před 3 lety +123

    He’s intentionally saying “urination Bob.” Lol

  • @ReinhardScheibe
    @ReinhardScheibe Před 3 lety +16

    "I'm Hooptie-Opra." - this is pure gold. Thanks a lot for doing what you do, Tyler Hoover!

  • @InFiD3ViL1
    @InFiD3ViL1 Před 3 lety +2

    This was a fun watch. Somehow that Van is just a perfect fit for Wizard. It looks like it was made for him.

  • @sasquatchfoote8235
    @sasquatchfoote8235 Před 3 lety +1

    Well done buddy, Merry Christmas all👍

  • @projectsfromtheworkbench
    @projectsfromtheworkbench Před 3 lety +84

    Tyler said "urination bob" too funny

  • @anthonyloos8870
    @anthonyloos8870 Před 3 lety +69

    “How hot are we talking”
    “Warm” lol

  • @tristanperry351
    @tristanperry351 Před 3 lety

    Loved the holiday special!

  • @y.t.928
    @y.t.928 Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas Hoovie! The man that inspired me to roll the dice on a hooptie 911!

  • @kowalski5599
    @kowalski5599 Před 3 lety +20

    "Yours is much larger." Lol at the flashlight talk. These guys have good chemistry.

    • @imouse3246
      @imouse3246 Před 3 lety

      Not nice to talk about his girth that way. 🤭

  • @beemerz3fan
    @beemerz3fan Před 3 lety +39

    Ninja deserves to have a CZcams channel someday.

    • @aarond23
      @aarond23 Před 3 lety +8

      He has one Velocity Garage its linked in the pinned comment

  • @DaddyIvo
    @DaddyIvo Před 3 lety

    Dude...enjoyed the video! Cool group of guys and cars! 🔧

  • @nehlstay
    @nehlstay Před 3 lety

    Great content Tyler!

  • @NicholasL2288
    @NicholasL2288 Před 3 lety +20

    The ninja looked pissed getting a Buick lol...

  • @018139548
    @018139548 Před 3 lety +21

    I really wanted Ninja to have that Lincoln Town Car. And Hoovie nice gifts for your friends, you are a man with a big heart 💞

  • @dracula-dead
    @dracula-dead Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas Hoovie. Your not as bad as you think you are.