@@bobafett22005 🎵 He's Quagmire, Quagmire You never really know what he's gonna do next! He's Quagmire, Quagmire Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, let's have sex! 🎵
I'm so glad This showed up in my recommendations. Really funny to see all these. I believe I actually have seen every single one of these in a Family Guy episode I've watched before. They might have a couple here and there I hadn't seen but no this is from long before I stop watching to new episodes so yeah I think I have seen all these scenes before and I'm happy to see them all put together like this. Especially after the kind of day I have been having
9:12 this is one of the little unique moments where without context it looks actually better and with the context it looks absolutely uncomfortable my favorite show so far
That part where Peter had to cover stewies ears because quagmire was talking dirty is probably the most responsible parenting he ever did.
But still Stewie understood what happened 😂
Not as much as when quagmire tried to sleep with Meg
18:30
Omg I can't believe it quagmire stole Stewies nose I'm going to be sick 🤢🤮
what…what did he say tho?
"There's an animated version of us doing it"
😭😭😭😭
Anjir
Rule 34 😂.
When you think about it, one of the animators or higher-ups prolly had to wank one off, and came up with this as a joke
We've all seen the ad of them too, on one particular website. IYKYK
The dairy cow cutaway at 18:20 is by far my favorite 😭😂
Lmao
I can promise you, whoever voiced that cow did not get paid enough to do that 😭
@@duffi5290 Same for whoever drew and animated it 😂
wish i was that cow yes yes
made even funnier by the fact that there aren't male cows, cows are female, the males of the species are bulls
"OMG AFFIRMATIVE!!!"
I'M ARRIVING!!
One of my favorite scenes. 😂😭😭
I wanna like the comment but it’s at 269
That yanket ad was horrriblleee lmaooooooo 😂😂😂
I love how a lot of these are from Quagmire
Who else but Quagmire?
@@bobafett22005
🎵 He's Quagmire, Quagmire
You never really know what he's gonna do next!
He's Quagmire, Quagmire
Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, let's have sex! 🎵
@@bobafett22005giggity!
*Insert Quagmire theme*
@@bobafett22005Andy Capp 👑
5:26 …YO 15 MINUTES LATER??! 💀
Lightbulb moment.
No way I didn’t get that until you said it 😂
Maybe his parents were busy right then and so he had to wait 15 minutes to say that Meg is the Foot Fetish girl.
HUH!?
@@juanresto6756 Where's my comment?
I haven't had sex in 4 years 😂😂😂
Yoo, that caught me so off guard🤣🤣
I am one step ahead of you . I have never had sex
@@roshnialam5385I am 2 steps ahead of you, I am incapable of sex
I never had sex at all
I already thought you didn't.
The Carter eggnog scene kills me every time.
It fucking murdered me
You are bending it❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
Something about the way he says “nog” just kills me
" Once you go black. You go deaf." Funniest line I've heard in year's.
Man I can never be bored watching family guy.
Even Stewie is bigger than Peter. 😂
The correct term you're looking for is older.
No the measuring dics remember@@HarmonyBunny
yet peter is still bigger than mort
@@HarmonyBunnyno it's bigger
@@HarmonyBunnyLet me guess, you've not watched it in years? Lol
16:13 honestly the amount of story being told without a single word spoken is incredible
Quagmire: "Good, because we are doing facials"
Zooms in--😆😆
Mm, more egg nog?
wow it’s not like we watched the video 😐
@@AndresLopez-ih2op Wait, you don't come to the comments to see what the video is about?
13:25 "i still don't like chrismas but i love what we just did"😂😂
*that frame jumpscared me really bad* 💀😱
8:24
I'm surprised Quagmire even carries a condom. 😂
0:19 "I haven’t had sex in 4 years.” Lol
The foot feetish joke was spot on
That it takes 15 minutes or that people touch it to their sisters?
Because I can say neither is true for me
@@q.h.s5051thanks for letting us all know
@@q.h.s5051 I doubt that dawg
“Ow, you’re bending it” 😂😂
This had me rolling 😂
19:30
😂
😂🤣🤣🤣
“Affirmative affirmative affirmative!” 😭😭🤣🤣
Sorry I arrive arrive early
0:19 😂 and then Mr Weed takes with him to be alone with it 😂
Should have borrowed Stewie's Etch-a-Sketch 😮😂
They gave Cleveland a show but not Quagmire, such bullshit
It’s propably too sexy for the mericans
So true!
There’s actually a scene where quagmire asks peter if he thinks he could get his own show and peter says “Quagmire, you’re a räpîśt”
Family Guy can do without Cleveland, it can't without Quagmire. Simple as that
@@cicero1OTBA They kinda snipped his balls in the later seasons
That jack in the box joke was the highlight.
yes it was🤣
Yanket! 😂
The zucchini and eggnog bits were
Bozo the tax accountant is still my favorite clip
You always end it perfectly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's what she said
“How long you been in beauty school? Well tonight we’re doing facials”
Ha!
Bought 2 Yankets for X-Mas.
Hope you tested them before your purchases ?
5:28 why did he tell his parents 15 minutes later? 💀💀💀
1:46 what the actual hell 💀
That is either the first or the second time that Stewie has referred to him as his lover.
17:05 ‘the late night monologues’ 😂😂😂
The late night monologue part was amazing
This is the best dirty jokes compilation on yt
i love how quagmire said “what the hell are you supposed to be”
it’s because he never used one at all
Until he learned the frosty jim
lol looked for this to see if anyone else commented it
Prophylactic? Antiphylactic!
0:44 my Siri actually picked up on this HELPPP😭
Did it actually search it?
Damn! made it all the way to the end without bursting out laughing and the Jack Elsewhere got me. 😂
Peter thinks MS means Monkey Scrotum 😂
😂😂
...and hes braggin about it 😂
That Yanket was wild 💀 3:32
Am I the only one who laughs at Quagmire running away and leaving behind a Rat that fell out of his ass? 😂
Wasn't it a gerbil?
@@JamesThompson-zk1ht Doesn’t matter; the kink is still the same.
5:34
what was he doin in those 15 minutes
💀💀💀💀💀
16:21 DING! 😂😂😂
Thank-you very much 😂😂😂
Lmfao when stewie finds out the milk in his cereal is horse sperm and just keeps eating it
Listening to this at work and I literally lost it at the last few seconds. Damnit, lol.
Old fashioned father son beat off got me 😂
I could have used a Yank It in high school.
You, me and every other teenage boy learning about themselves
My teacher was a fox too!!!!!! Fox!!!
what are these comments💀
😂😂😂😂
Lool this funny as hell 😊😂
Babe wake up new boba fett just dropped
“Sorry I arrived early” lmfao
"The yanket" *LMAO!*
“15 minutes later” 😂😂😂
The red carpet scene from PTV (same episode as the "Sideboob Hour") should've been here.
My favorite gag, and it fits well here.
MR. ZUCCHINI HEAD
Why doesn't Family Guy make this toy ??!!
I would buy one
5:48 i saw family guy r34 💀💀
I saw a cartoon of Meg shitting on Stewie
Same
"....his arms are too shart!...." :D
5:47 i just realized what this meant
Affirmative affirmative affirmative....am sorry i arrived early😂😂😂😂 peter you the man......🎉
I'm so glad This showed up in my recommendations. Really funny to see all these. I believe I actually have seen every single one of these in a Family Guy episode I've watched before. They might have a couple here and there I hadn't seen but no this is from long before I stop watching to new episodes so yeah I think I have seen all these scenes before and I'm happy to see them all put together like this. Especially after the kind of day I have been having
Dan Schneider in a nutshell: 5:16
Where can I get one of those "Yanket"s?
I can't seem to find them on Amazon.
“I’m a horse breeder now!” Stewie just says fuck it and eats 9:18
I like the bits that are whisper quiet and then incredibly loud
COME ON, THE YANKET , THEY WOULD SELL MILLIONS OF THEM
WHY ARE THEY NOT MAKING THESE ??!!
The merman was so unexpectedly funny 😂
Most hilarious clip i’ve ever seen
I never noticed when quagmire flips his light switch his windows are sealed shut
This is a good reminder to watch the old seasons 😂
The yanket lmao 😂
3:06. XD. Amelia Bedelia
15:58 actually got me
“Bustyyy Lantinasss”
"Thats alright bird i go by smell" 😂😂
The Red Bull one never gets old… 😂
I cant help it, the "thats what she said ' always makes me laugh. There are some very naughty gags on here
5:02 I’m sorry WHAT
5:28 This one's actually insane.💀💀💀
I knew when Peter heard MS he was gonna say something fucking whack, but I definitely wasn’t expecting something as off the walls as Monkey Scrotum💀
16:58 reminds me of when my old lady does that to me but with her fist...
8:00 that’s my birthday holy shit lol I never knew Family Guy had that in one of the episodes
I need that blanket!
What episode is the “doing the dishes “ joke from?
when Cleveland became a therapist
9:12 this is one of the little unique moments where without context it looks actually better and with the context it looks absolutely uncomfortable
my favorite show so far
"I take this... No calls"
9:53 clever transition 😂
Chris on fire lmao
"I poked a huge hole in your logic."
Its not called a, “Jack elsewhere” 😂😂😂
"Where can i get a yanket?"
The fish man is a frat guy in the 90s and 2000s lol😅😂
Still missing the first one…
19:26 ahh you’re bending it
T & A and A & T that's what you should have for breakfast.
Affirmative
20:00 Once you go black you go def 💀💀
The First one killed my Straight face 😂😂!!
Milking the cow while Peter was on Red Bull, I haven't laughed til I was breathless in a good long time, even though I saw that clip years ago
The amount of times I almost burst out laughing at the barber bc I thought of the yanket😂
Dof the majestrate know what your doing got me
Doth
8:56
One of the funniest moments and smartest jokes in the entire series. 😂
"15 minutes later..."
Trying to eat while watching this is impossible.
God. I love Quagmire. Who else but Quagmire? Quagmire’s the best