The Definitive UFC Rizz Tier List (2023)

Today I decided to drop a vid that the culture needed, I'm tier listing top UFC fighters based on their rizz/game in the club chatting up the baddies and I give my opinions on guys like Paulo Costa, Khamzat Chimaev, Sean Strickland, Shavkat, Ian Garry, Israel Adesanya, Conor McGregor and MANY MORE including some funny impressions. Let me know what you guys think of the list and if I missed anybody, make sure you drop a like, subscribe and follow me on ig @bedtimemma

[@nihil3923]

Costa: Flirting
Raul Rosas: Harassment

[@fredk6992]

Meep meep

[@jezebulls]

Costa: Hespect me!
Rosas: Herathhhment

[@calebgao6931]

​@@jezebullsI read the Rosas line with Mike Tysons voice lol

[@r3n722]

shavkat has the best rizz ive ever seen, to rizz laura sanko without speaking a word is out of this world

[@jadenthelistener1700]

Izzy rizzed sanko without saying anything also

[@GoulagInamte777]

@@jadenthelistener1700Izzy is also an interspecie rizzler, willie time

[@TmBeast17]

it aint too hard to rizz sanko, she's for the streets

[@monkiplatts9224]

shavkat got that genghis khan rizz

[@laptv2144]

You mean r a p e?

[@Osoz3]

Strickland breaks every rule imaginable, and he keeps getting away with it.

[@rais6036]

Dude has a hot girlfriend

[@snowman1886]

He can’t keep getting away this!!

[@clkgtr12]

speed 1v20 typa vibe

[@NRC613]

​@@snowman1886was that English?

[@Stanky_Foot]

@@rais6036 that's his beard strickland is a member of the LGBTQXYZ community

[@kevinmurphy5878]

Nate diaz easy S tier. Rizzed an entire fan base into making excuses for his losses.

[@Hairyvaginawithinfection]

lmfaoo Marvin Vettori doing the orc war cry in the face of some poor girl in a club because she asked him his star sign

[@jezebulls]

U know some girl in the club would love to get smashed by a caveman

[@gure6052]

Desean pulled Nina unintentionally. He' S+ tier no cap

[@clearlyalunhead1109]

Colby low-key been rizzing Weili zhang

[@georgivasilev8428]

Love that we're acknowledging that now 😂

[@notaburner5002]

Jorge definitely put bro on game😭😭

[@hiruyabebaw7140]

Real

[@CazWitDaCash]

He already completed the mission with polyiana

[@hiruyabebaw7140]

@@CazWitDaCash fingee in the bu-

[@FitnezFreek]

Israel adesanya is the Drake of mma

[@Topdoggin010]

Honorable S tier mention Charles Oliveira😎

[@tannermcguire7713]

Dude exudes confidence and is a bad motherfucker 😅

[@Cam_urai]

Tracy Cortez really went to “D-City” then sipped Paulo’s secret juice after 💀

[@fredk6992]

You know Izzy has his ghost writer cook him up some Z-tier pick-up lines. TRUST TRUST

[@tresdess]

That's 9 Mario Rios collabs in a row bruv

[@spiphieboi7079]

*Belal tryna rizz a baddie*
*baddie leaves*
Belal: “remember the name” *passes her a paper with his number*

[@jezebulls]

Imagine a swagged out Belal getting a bunch of girls in his VIP table but gets overly confident that he takes his black out shades off.

[@spiphieboi7079]

@@jezebulls impossible for me to imagine

[@kellohitty69]

​@@jezebullsmy mind went blank.

[@kobaltextreme3517]

He is literally a human patato head that been put back together all fucked up

[@kobaltextreme3517]

There's no way that the most rizz doesn't go to conor he had al the bitches he brought so may celeb bitches to ufc to watch him fight no other fighter has done that like that.

[@manisolanki9013]

Young Sean Strickland would be S tier.

[@siuchaos2606]

Strickland with hair is 100% S tier, no questions asked the man literally looks like a disney prince.

[@tempacct5812]

disney prince lmao, that sounds so sus

[@Black.Gold.24K]

Pat Barry got that “age is just a number” rizz

[@lorenzorizzo7513]

Best tier lister on yt

[@youcantseeme2244]

Bro good job on this 😂
I'm trying to imagine a scenario where Belal is at the club wearing his custom bloodied up Colby shirt telling all the girls that Colby and Leon are ducking him. Meanwhile, Colby is in the corner filming a My Bookie ad, holding one of his models at gunpoint. And Khamzat is there just screaming and choking out the bouncers.

[@jezebulls]

Imagine a swagged out Belal getting a bunch of girls in his VIP table but gets overly confident that he takes his black out shades off.

[@pingu6028]

the Tom Aspinall bit had me in tears 🤣

[@emmanuelmakoba6085]

Bro 😂

[@el_samsa]

Colby on D?? He rizzed Polyana Viana, how is he on D with that achievement?

[@out_of_orbit1968]

Belal has that Halal Rizz thou 😢

[@multiverseofmalice7795]

shavkat pulled sanko with 0 effort 🤣

[@roflswamp6]

I didn't know what rizz was til I saw this video. Now I know I ain't got rizz 😢

[@AQBPlays]

‘I believe I deserve the next date night’
D tier Leon

[@poopoowater6252]

Nah every time this man uploads a video it’s the most random creative and entertaining shit about mma I’ve ever seen 💀

[@beauosickey1403]

fr😂😂 one of the only chanels i look forward to new uploads

[@LeanEnthusiast]

Rose namajunes got w fizz she rizzed up pat Barry as a minor

[@joryfeldman8772]

Dude. Please make a part 2. The impressions were insane

[@everbono8541]

trump 😂

[@dev-4525]

7:25 "🥰🥰 Paulo Costa's got that game bro 🥰🥰" LMAOO

[@Ulick3]

“Shavkat Rizzmonov”

[@chesiii4]

Sean at welterweight may be s tier

[@felipearaujo9673]

Did you see the video of Alex Pereira on the mechanical bull? Women go crazy for him.

[@pickleboy904]

Strickland with hair is S

[@SGTxSAT1V420]

Girl be asking pereira to go back to his house…
Pereira: uhhh chama eh uhhhh desanya 🗿

[@pavopija]

Merab is definitely The Rizzlet can't believe u forgot him.. easy A tier

[@kevinmurphy5878]

Rizzed a reigning UFC champion of the same sex. Quite the accolade

[@Topdoggin010]

Him and aljo interlock they toes together

[@jonjonescellmate4955]

WHAT IT DO BEDTIME CREW

[@pingu6028]

poor Belal cant catch a break - but yeah, he is probably the only UFC fighter they wouldnt let into the club

[@thesaltyguy2489]

welterweight strickland is S

[@AQBPlays]

Ah Abercrombie and Strickland days

[@poopoomudd4219]

Now mma youtube rizz tier list

[@AQBPlays]

Impressions are S tier

[@urielsanderovich5134]

Poatan is S tier change my mind

[@AQBPlays]

🗿

[@imjustin412]

That conor impression was really good

[@wjz3]

Charles Rizziveira P4P #1 best rizzler

[@bencabrera8957]

The rizzler has a name and it’s Charles Olivera 🐐🐐

[@8or4_]

Arnold Allen in the club drinking milk is killing me😂😂

[@hadjsadokilyas3675]

Chael probably got that poetic rizz

[@bedtimemma]

I literally have a ig reel saved of Chael explaining how he pulled his wife so i can use the method

[@brendanbeauchemin9842]

This was an unexpectedly funny video the impressions were awesome

[@surfbored.]

Fucking love this channel man, never miss a vid

[@matte2867]

the impressions are the best part

[@greenpython8367]

Fuckin golden Leon impression bro

[@jayhandave]

The mma guru influence can be seen. Hilarious vid bro, new sub

[@jefferyrosario2144]

Where’s Charles olivera

[@faizanarshad3790]

mad amazing impressions bro

[@MarioHernandez-ey5cb]

Colby rizzing up Polyana Viana and--at least according to Colby--repeatedly rejecting the advances of Joanna "the Booby Woman" should've bumped him up to at least C tier

[@Mrimperialbeast]

And how he’s after weili and also commenting on thick ailu perez pics

[@funtv4920]

@@Mrimperialbeast dudes always after Latinas and Asians😆

[@alexdiaz3311]

Sean Strickland with hair steals everyone's girls

[@Jtaguines]

I love your impressions so much bro 😭😭😭😭

[@random_dude3184]

the aspinall impression is marvelous

[@hectorgrazio9372]

Ian Garry needs to be in F tier by himself

[@emmanuelmakoba6085]

Izzy's TRUST 😂😂

[@senorfrog5605]

Your impressions are really good

[@rais6036]

Bruh your impressions 🤣 now you've added Tom Aspinalls voice

[@im2fast4u14]

The impressions secured my sub

[@conner-rob]

My glorious oceanic king, Another amazing video

[@JBJMMA]

Man yo impressions on point

[@ernestasrumsas6223]

These are the tier lists we want

[@user-dw5su2lg5o]

"What it do bedtime crew" is my favorite pickup line, thats what I call rizz

[@flocktock4412]

Missed opprotunity to throw poatan in there

[@BigBruceT]

That’s 9 top tier videos in a row bruv

[@Hats502]

“That’s noine fumbled in a row”
Shavkat has to be S tier though. Bro has Laura Sanko hot and bothered by doing literally nothing. Imagine if he tried to pull. Costa also should be there since he rizzed up Bedtime’s girl

[@AlfimAlves]

That’s the whole point bruv, if you have to try it’s already over

[@pointlessepic5201]

Tom Aspinalls rating aged horrifically 💀💀

[@funkmasterflay]

These are the most important videos in the mma community.

[@qq-bu2pz]

BEST MMA CHANNEL

[@sw0re0]

Aspinall one killed me😂

[@Horrorvaultyoutube]

That connor impression is unreal

[@Ryk-bf2hj]

Bro that Vettori impression 6:40 is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

[@Fightookaishii]

Nah the Adesanya impression 🤣 😂 😆 TRUSS TRUSS 😂😂

[@Kubrickofturkey]

Don't know shit about MMA this guy is just the greatest entertainer

[@orimarnamzug151]

the glazing is crazy 😭😭

[@nabscass]

Unpopular opinion: bedtimes impressions >>> gurus impressions

[@jocoolshow]

Ion think that’s an unpopular opinion gang

[@nabscass]

@@jocoolshow nobody really mentions it bro and people act like gurus impressions are so good

[@joshuadelacruz6617]

Dude. Bedtime realizing how sus the video is in the middle is hilarious.

[@cole1528]

Tom Aspinall. D tier.
“What would it take?”

[@user-xr3ul2xc1l]

That wasn't him trying to rizz her up, he just gave Nina a taste of her own medicine. If women truly like men woth a humble personality but he's confident and absolutely massive he'd probably be in b tier

[@Haste5.0]

Mcgregor is the most charismatic person in mma history he should have been S tier easy

[@krsnambhatia1752]

Bro you forgot gsp, rampage, rockhold & so many more. Gotta do a part 2

[@SpartanExistence]

this is hilarious!

[@shotgunshelz7987]

Hilarious Izzy entry.

[@ooohbabyyeah]

fkn hilarious bro

[@daniyalsabitov2202]

Come on bro we all know that Belal steals everyone's wife by decision

[@curtisgreen4620]

Bro this shit is hilarious!

[@euginelee3721]

colby is s confident and had poliana

[@BrandonGarcia-bp4ix]

He's a virgin

[@alexjorga6412]

Bedtime classic

[@eBoyGarb]

i dont know what rizz is, but with this I understand now

[@tristanatherton9784]

You have the most personality put into your videos compared to any mma channel

[@alexjorga6412]

Love from eswatini bro

[@alexjorga6412]

Love from papua new guinea bro

[@ARYANJCE]

Leon impression sent me

[@eBoyGarb]

those impersonation is immaculate

[@JakeQV]

What the actual fuck is this tier list?
Make another pls

[@YoYoLogo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂THANK YOU

[@bigtreeman7463]

AINT BED TIME ITS GAY BOY TIME!!!!!!!

[@someguy701]

Not a bad choice with Brian Ortega for S tier dude is a Disney prince

[@Protonpack]

"I'm gonna pound you out like it's MMA TRUST" lmao