Getting Past Egyptian Immigration
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- čas přidán 26. 07. 2023
- Getting Past Egyptian Immigration
#comedy #immigration #Egypt
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@@stocktonjoans Dang we're stuck here I guess
I am from Syria, and i LOVE Egypt, and i think you did a great job! nice one guys!
but never do Syria, i really don't want anyone to go there, i don't advice! ... until Assad die or leave at least!
@@stocktonjoansprobably comment, which you already did, finally share? Haha
I think my favourite thing here is the extremely non-Egyptian weather going on in the background 😂
I thought the same
I'm tempted to edit a camel into the background now 😆
That would be funny indeed 😂
@@SamFAHntha Sam, I hate to break it to you, but... camels aren't weather.
"Chances of scattered dromedaries across central regions, becoming bactrian to the north east."
I think my favourite comment here is this one! 😆👏🏼
“What is the most serious traffic violation?”
“Parking in the Suez Canal”
I almost choked on my breakfast laughing.
Like the Evergreen incident?
@@gyulap01 Very perceptive of you, you got the reference!
Don't watch comedy sketches while eating
🤣 Me too!
As an Egyptian who have followed you for years, I have to say that I really enjoyed this one. Well done.
Same same! Love these guys!
Thanks so much! We really enjoyed researching for this one , a fascinating country
And now they've done immigration sketches from every continent!
@inkyminkyzizwoz I don’t think they’ve gotten to Antarctica yet (looking forward to it though)
@@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 But there aren't any countries in Antarctica!
"Either he goes or he goes in a box" 😂 This line is brilliant and so is the sketch. Subtitling is going to be lots of fun. What a Doomdah.
I hope you have a wonderful time touring
Ah so sweeeet!
Paul improvised that line!
That actually came through by the way he said it, it was great!
I mean, doesn't he go in a box either way?
Loved it .. we dont use coffins tho😅
I am always amazed at how well you keep the balance of funny on the one hand and (sometimes sadly) true on the other in these sketches, lads. Very well done, again!
It might be easier to say "always" rather than "again" at this point 😂😜
I'm surprised you never mentioned how Egypt is in a constant state of denial.
Always a classic!
Not true.
denial is not just a river in Egypt my friend.
No it isn't
Oh 🤦♀️
Loving the sketch. Nice to see Paul again, he fits in so well - that 'Egyptian' dance was unexpected.
I was very close to spitting my tea out at that moment 🤣
Bangles Egyptian walk was 👨🍳 💋
Yes, totally unexpected and i too nearly choked bursting out into laughter!! 🤣🤣
Clever. It's been said many times before but the boys play the worried travellers so well. Foil in particular just aces being nervous and unsure.
He does be doing an incredible at these 🤩😂
He is the best at nervous acting
@@ananyachatterjee197 Sooooo good. I love him 🤩
It's possibly channeling our worry from US Immigration over the years
@@foilarmsandhog You can never be too sure, even as an American on a domestic flight.
As a Bavarian we are very used to the upper and lower bit being reversed on the map.
Loving Paul's cameos. He is such a great artist.
Btw ... @themapmen did a really good video explaining why most maps these days use North as up and why geographical terms often are at odds with that reading.
Oh he's absolutely brilliant!
In Ukraine, the left shore of the river Dnipro (and the so-called Left-bank Ukraine) is actually on the right/east, and vice versa. Dnipro flows from the north, and the shores are designated as left and right while looking from the source.
Ahh, Saxony is there so Lower Saxony must be *checks map*.......to the north west?
@@glitch4583Yeah, that makes no sense, right? 😅
If you move yourself through the world without a standardized map, it makes sense.
As an Egyptian I feel compelled to say "as an Egyptian" whenever I comment on a video about Egypt.
As an Egyptian I agree with your statement.
@@rodinae6156 As An Egyptian, I thank you for following tradition and for agreeing.
As an Egyptian, ( تحيا مصر) this statement is true among all Egyptians.
@@JeansJones لا.
@@JeansJonesلا؟!
You guys are the best! As an Egyptian I can say that I am deeply honoured that we are added to your collection of countries for this sketch.
B@st@rd
As an Egyptian I find that absolutely funny 🤣🤣🤣 Well done lads love your work.
Aww that's wonderful, have a great day mohamed 😊
Upper Egypt is called like that because for them makes sense that "up" is where the Nile water comes from, and "down" is where the water flows towards.
THE MORE YOU KNOW !
School history 101.
We know that, but this is a comedy sketch, and that is funny.
Back in the 1970s here in Australia there was a TV variety show which often had a sketch with an "elderly" couple discussing life. The husband would make a joke which the wife wouldn't get so his response was, which became a bit of a catchphrase, "That was a joke, Joyce". This preamble leads me to my reply to this comment: "That was a joke, Joyce"
I visited Egypt long time ago, but still remember the traffic there, so when I heard Paul asking "What is most serious traffic violation?" my mind immediately went "is there any?" but the answer was really hilarious 😂😂😂
And see you lads in Oxbridge in October! 😊
Haha! I'm glad you made it back in one piece then!
But suezly, no parking
@SamFAHntha To an outsider the traffic there does seem chaotic, but somehow the people there manage to navigate it 😊
@@korky0104 Good for them! It's always interesting to see how different the world is from each other 😊
@@ironymatt😂😅
Paul in this one was the scariest customs official of all 😂
Russian Arms vs Egyptian Paul
.......... Who wins?
@@SamFAHntha In terms of being frightening I think Paul still wins it 😄 but I like him so much and even more so when he speaks with his Irish accent!
@@SamFAHntha Russian Arms for giving the Lads actual vodka.
@@IntensivePorpoise😂 Fair enough
I thought of that too, very scary🤣
This is the first immigration sketch which makes it logical for Foil and Hog look so nervous. I would be nervous too and probably pass out halfway through...
So nice to see Paul Tylak here again! And his voice is a beautiful addition to the DoomDah 😃
Paul's gonna start demanding his own dressing room soon with these comments 😂
"The one in Las Vegas😂😂" I'm an Egyptian and u did a great job here 👋👋
'Either he goes or he goes in a box.' I definitely shouldn't have laughed as much as I did. 😂
As a man of both Egyptian and Irish heritage, I approve this message.
Excellently written as always lads! 👏
must be a constant struggle between white guilt and muslim outrage, wanting a tipple and keeping the faith
Love the part Walk like an Egyptian, Paul's dancing, also conspiracy theories about piramides, brilliant! 😊 Paul will become fourth member of iconic Foil Arms and Hog. When I first started to follow you, I thought there was at least five of you in a group, especially because Paul was in your sketches, many of them, he's also very brilliant, just like three of you! 😊
He's brilliant, and an excellent improviser too
Lovely to see Paul again! Loved his „Walk like an Egyptian“! Great sketch as are all the immigration ones! Have a wonderful time in Canada lads! Looking forward to some great Patreon content!🤩
Oooooooh that'd be amazing! I'm so proud of them 🥺
Him walking like an Egyptian was my favorite part, too 😅
When the British Museum returns Egyptian mummies, they have to go through Egyptian ‘Im-mummy-gration’.
Out of context that sounds terrifying and I'd suggest you call a midwife immediately.
It must be Pharaoh-cious
I think the immigration videos will always be ny favourite
Same, which is unfortunate considering they're never going to do New Zealand 😭😆
@@SamFAHnthai could see it happening
For instance
1. Where on a map would you find new zealand
1.a) off of it
@@thundabolt7867 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you TRYING to make me cry??? 😂
"Getting Past Immigration," truly has some gems (and is how I found FAH in the first place ❤) but I think the "Throw A Party," sketches are my personal favorite ❤️❤️❤️
You know when you've done great when the local people are not offended but cheer you. You lads are truly amazing. Please do one about Greece ❤
Egyptians are not offended by a good joke, they are not Californians. The greatest unity of nations I have ever seen (and participated in) was in an Egyptian temple at night when some Germans walked down a corridor with their hands in front of them chanting "Imhotep, Imhotep" and all other tourists from all over the world joining them. The Egyptian tour guides were laughing and said they liked the movie.
AN EGYPT THEMED SKETCH!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!! Love love love your sketches, keep it up!!! (your biggest Egyptian fan!)
By the answer to the very first question it can be clearly seen that Foil's character finally could graduate from the Face Expressions course. 12 grand well spent. 👍👍
You say as their accountant weeps in the fetal position in the corner.
@@SamFAHntha The last time I heard about their accountant, he was mysteriously punched in the face, so I think he is prepared more or less of everything now.
@@LiliumSylvanum Excellent 👌🤣
@@SamFAHnthahistory says he is still knocked out
@@ACEM1306so, in a coma then?
As an egyptian, I absolutely love this
The parking in the Suez Canal got me xD
DON’T DO IT!
I LOVED the brilliant, earnest & so totally believable expressions on those 2 faces. And of course the Walk!! 😻
Great work team
Take a breath, pack up and get ready for the next one 😂
Parking in the Suez Canal and the reaction is fantastic 👏 but my favourite part is Paul's "I hate that song!" 😂😂
I FELT that one and I'm nowhere near Egyptian 😂🤣
The walk at the end was hilarious.😂 Paul is really brilliant
Oh for sure 😂😂😂
Paul's Egyptian accent was on point! And the sketch was absolutely hilarious. Love that you guys can do satire that is clever and doesn't for a second resort to stereotyping.
As a long time (Egyptian) FA&H fan, i can say with 100% certainty that YES, i so indeed hate the walk like an Egyptian song 😂😂
“Parking in the Suez Canal is the most serious traffic violation in Egypt”
That’s right don’t do it, there will be a fine 😂😂
Just came back home from their show in Montreal and I have to say, if you ever get the opportunity to attend one of their shows, then do it. I laughed so hard my tummy hurt. Their energy is unmatched! Props to the MTL audience as well :) I'm a foreigner and I was blown away by how energetic and responsive everybody was. I had such a good time. The only bad thing about the show was that time flew by so fast 😭 Thank you so much for tonight! You guys are brilliant. I'd love to see you again 😊
The Mummy line was brilliant
"That`s right, either he goes or he goes in a box" 🤣
Brilliant. :D The accent immediatly reminded me of Zahi Hawass, the eccentric chief archeologist in every documentary about Egypt.
How do you feel about the controversial Cleopatra documentary?
@@jasonhaven7170 Calculated sensationalism on the part of Netflix.
@@untruelie2640 Right, but you're okay with Black people seeing Cleopatra as Black as a way of fighting anti-Black racism?
@@jasonhaven7170 I would say that a wrong thing cannot serve a right cause. Or to be a bit more precise: I don't think it is legitimate to sacrifice one normative principle in favour of the other if there is no inherent conflict between them. One can fight against systematic racism and also not distort historical facts.
Edit: For example, they could've made a documentary about the 25th (nubian) dynasty, but they chose to do the old, all to well known Cleopatra story and distort it to create a controversy.
@@untruelie2640 It was only a controversy to anti-Black people, which includes Egypt with their racism and colorism.
Oooh , did not have Egyptian on my list of guesses! You do keep us on our toes.
Break a leg for Montreal tonight! So very exciting.
Great, as always, and it's a miracle that you keep uploading at such a fast pace. May you continue to deliver us such amazing shows
Till the end of tiiiime!..... But no pressure 😳😂
Thanks!
Funny but can't believe you missed out a question: What is Egypts most famous tourist attraction?
The Pizza Hut opposite the Great Pyramid
Hahaha! There's not actually one there is there? Please tell me you're joking 😂
@@SamFAHnthaI have a bad feeling she’s not joking😭
There is 😂
She is not joking
Love how the buttons at the end make it look like one guy is just there to get a date and another is just there to subscribe.
Upper Egypt is south just like the formerly upper Canada was south of it's lower counterpart.
😂😂😂😂😂 That’s right! Don’t do it!!! Therewillbeafine
Dying hahahaha
I know you shouldn't, but I'm glad you're here 😂😊
Being an Egyptian, I agree with most of the answers given 😂
Great sketch, just scratching the surface of miserable conditions and brutal situations under the military regime in Egypt 🇪🇬
100 episodes later: "Getting Past Tuvalu Immigration"
But seriously, loving that you're expanding out from the "big powers" and still retaining the sensitivity you're known for.
If Tuvalu hasn't sunk into the ocean by then
Fun fact: One of the original members of the band that was to become The Bangles is now a renowned historian with speciality Middle East antiquity.
Loved the silly Egyptian walk joke 😁👌
Thar was very funny 😆
Walk like an Egyptian is a banger
Thanks for the Montreal mention at the end. Saw it this morning and just got back from your live show! What a blast! Come back again and I’ll bring my “Sourh Shore” parents to watch (from the gallery of course - peasants)
What if... just to create chaos, in one immigration sketch, you put Arms on the other side of the table? People will go bananas 😂😂
That would be interesting. Like for a sketch in a parallel dimension maybe, or for fantasy places.
@@Ensign_Roquein a world... where Arms couldn't do accents.. (cue movie voice music)
wait I need this now 🤣
YES!
You had me at Mo Salah already 😂
Without Arms you'd be Foiled Hog.
OMG! Mesh-o has a name! 😂 Three cheers for Foil, Arms, Hog and Paul!🎉
Love the cameos from Paul 😂
He's so funny 😂
I hope you find out the answer to your handle one day btw 😊🙏😂
@@SamFAHntha haha I doubt I’ll ever find out the reason 😂
We need more "foil, arms, and hog, and Paul"
Very excited to see you guys tonight in Montreal! Been watching your videos for years and when you announced your were coming to Canada, I bought tickets right away.
Hope you enjoy it!
The walk! Can't it become Foil, Arms, Hog and Paul? I would love his voice in the Monks song! 😂😂😂❤
Sorry, the secret formula to being a successful sketch comedy group is being a trio. Foil said it once so it must be true.
@@SamFAHntha Add Duck for un uneven number, he can sing too! Imagine what a quintet it would be 🙂
@@SamFAHntha😂😂😂
@@naowenn6794great idea!
I love a good Foil Arms & Paul video on a Thursday
Buttering Arms up are we?
Fair, he does deserve it 😂😂😂
I WILL have to put you under arrest for your crimes against Hog though...
What about Hog? 😢 Don't leave him out. 💔
The immigration officer guy is a brilliant actor. Love every sketch he is in. So hilarious. Would love to see him in more sketches.
The Halifax show was a blast … all 3 hrs of it! Please return to the Maritimes again! Maybe we’ll find you something other than a high school to perform in.
3 hrs? Aren't their shows usually 2hrs?
@@Ensign_Roque That is true …. except there was an error, tickets said showtime 7pm to 10pm. We and many many others queued up before 7 outside the venue and when the doors opened, it was only then we learned the show did not start until 8pm. The first joke of the night and of course the lads incorporated this in their sketches. It was a beautiful evening and no one seemed to mind too much! I would happily queue up again to see them!
Parking in the sues canal😂😂
As an egyptian i kept thinking “what cant we dare to do 🤔” didnt think of that!😂😂
I giggled way too hard at the mummy
Love it
So funny 🤣
Do you know what's not funny? Harry's tour ending 😔
Foil is looking gorgeous in that shirt ❤
Needed Stargate references
They'd only just made the compilation and out comes a new one 😅
Already came to Halifax and it was amazing!! Thanks guys! I can't wait to see another show! 🎉🎉
I like the Bangles. Walk like an Egyptian is one dance you can do no matter how drunk you are. Even after you have fallen over.
They say they hate the song, Walk Like An Egyptian; but secretly they love it.
*They missed a golden opportunity to bring in Steve Martin’s King Tut*
I’m going to assume these gentlemen are either running away from someone or are new members of Mission Impossible Force and currently shopping for disguises.
Or maybe they're lonely and so they only talk to people who are obligated to talk to the-wow that got dark.
@@SamFAHntha don't worry, that's just the influence of the dark lighting an shirt-colours in the sketch.
@@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena You know what, that makes more sense 😂😜
shhhhh.. don't blow their cover 🤣
Why do they have pyramids in Egypt? Because they were too heavy to go in the British Museum.
Paul is fkin absolutely hilarious. He needs to be permanently on this channel. I want to see more of him!!
"parking in Suez Canal".. LOL .😅
OMG, you finally did it, guys. Greetings from Egypt 😅 👏
I'm going to have The Bangles stuck in my head all day. Thanks lads
Love it when Paul's in a sketch. Also, not going to lie, I need to look up a few things in order to understand some of the jokes. Yay for learning!!!
I second the yay!!!
That's the spirit!🔥
as a proud Egyptian, i can say this is pretty accurate and hilarious! how the hell do you guys know all of this stuff about so many countries?!
google.
Honestly let's just add Paul to FAH. Foil, Arms, Hog and Mesho
I love the immigration sketches, Paul was the most intimidating customs officer ever! I loved the reference to "Walk like an Egyptian", and the Egyptian walk.
They aim, they shoot, THEY SCOOORE! 🤣
Brilliant sketch lads!
I'm looking forward to seeing you live in the UK. Feels like ages since I last saw you live!
Oh oh oh when and where and yay and YAAAAAYYYYYYY
The way he walked at the end got me! Hahaha
I'd say that's a mission success for him then haha!
Loved seeing you guys in Halifax! Never laughed so hard. Come back again!
Love ta. Thanks for coming!
Would have been so much more accurate if he'd held out his hand waiting for a bribe before you got your paperwork :)
i am glad you guys are back with your immigration series. love it
Another masterpiece 🎉. Ah do keep Paul for future sketches, he's absolutely brilliant,
Paul killed it! All I could see and feel is Paul’s Egyptian emotions 😅
Heyyyy familiar surname! 😃
@@ananyachatterjee197 same here 😃
Memo to self: don't hold a full cup of coffee while watching FAH videos as you're not co-ordinated enough to manage laughing and cup-holding.
Oh, the amount of screens I've had to wipe down after a sketch 🤣.... is not that many as I learnt my lesson pretty quickly 😬
I learned my lesson after watching their ahows on patreon. I also have to remember not to eat while watchim them, because I bit my tongue.
Such a great educational starting point, answers to questions I never realised I had. Love it, thank you xxxx
I do love how much you can learn from immigration videos. The effort they put into researching the places is always so appreciated.
1:06 Was expecting him to say *'Queen Cleopatra'* XD
Why does in this series Foil always looks like the immigration is a matter of life and death? 😂
Maybe for the characters they portray it is?
@@Ensign_Roque ORR.. may be.. he is an international superspy..
Conspiracy theory..
It's great, isn't it?
@@marcromain64 Foil is the anxious expression king..
Nice to see Paul Tylak back in your sketches! Anyways good luck with your debut at Just for Laughs! You’ve truly come a long way. I’ve said this at least a few times, but break a leg, and maybe an arm for extra luck!
For the last time, NO BREAKING ARMS 😂😂😂
Slide your feet up the street, bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
If you don't break an arm or a leg (oh whey oh)
Then you're walking like an Egyptian
Ah thanks so much 😊
"Mo salah" had me on the floor laughing
Are you alright or would you like a pillow 😂😂😂
Paul is everything. Arms is just the high guy 😂
EMILY HOW COULD YOU????
@@SamFAHntha😂😂😂😂
@@EmilyE2601 wow, the NERVE of you to just laugh at what you've done **shakes head** 😒😂
I'm Egyptian and have been a big fan of your work for a very long time. I love this video. Really funny and well researched. Great job! 👏👏👏
Love an Ever Given reference two years later 😂
Love Foil,Arms and Hog. I wish that I could see them live.
That satisfied "Hmm" at 0:37
😂 Lol. Egyptian's darkest hour😅 🤣
Gotta say, Hog and Foil look very handsome in this sketch🥰
Right? Right??? Gorgeous lads they are ❤