Ugly Baby Names | Joyelle Nicole Johnson | Stand Up Comedy

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  • čas přidán 20. 05. 2024
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    Joyelle is a NY Based standup comedian whose first special LOVE JOY premiered on Peacock and was nominated for a Critics Choice Award. She made her network TV debut on Late Night with Seth Meyers and more recently performed on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon twice in one year. Her debut comedy album Yell Joy! was released on Juneteenth 2021. She was the warm up comic for Hasan Minhaj’s talk show Patriot Act on Netflix and the permanent guest host for the Sirius XM radio show Godfrey Complex. She has performed on Wyatt Cenac’s Night Train for SeeSo, This Week at the Comedy Cellar and Comics to Watch for Comedy Central, LaffMob for TruTV, was a panelist on Refinery 29/Facebook Watch’s After After Party and can be seen in Apple’s Helpsters, HBO’s Crashing, Search Party, Showtime’s Flatbush Misdemeanors and the Netflix series Survival of the Thickest. She made her off-broadway debut this past summer at the 59e59 production of The Panic of ‘29. She was selected for the 2018 FOX Comedy showcase, was a finalist in NBC’s Stand Up For Diversity Showcase and has performed at festivals like SF Sketchfest, Bonnaroo, The New York Comedy Festival and Bumbershoot. Vulture and NY Magazine named her one of the “comedians you should and will know in 2020”.
    Instagram: / joyellenicole
    TikTok: / joyellenicole
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    Credits:
    Written and Performed by Joyelle Nicole Johnson
    Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
    VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
    Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
    Director of Photography: Mark Davis
    Gaffer: Tom Atwell
    Swing: Andreas Roalsvig
    Cam Operators:
    Troy Dobbertin
    Rylie Field
    Addy Farrell
    Bill Pawlowski
    Rebecca Rajadnya
    Editor: Elise Golgowski
    Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
    Color Correction: Mark Davis
    Sound Recordist: Maxwell Phillips
    Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
    Production Designer: Sarah Cogan
    Set Dresser: Monica Dabrowski
    Graphics: Megan Hunter
    Production Assistants:
    Paige Asachika
    David Berg
    Maggie Rosenberg
    Brandon Wells
    Photographer: Michael Monti
    Special thanks to our generous hosts, Triangle Loft in Manhattan, NY
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Komentáře • 218

  • @QuarterPastBlack
    @QuarterPastBlack Před 4 měsíci +681

    Her folding chair earrrings are the most subtle form commentary I've ever seen. Not a single word spent on that story. She made me laugh with accessories alone. DTC hall of fame.

    • @Jumbojet776
      @Jumbojet776 Před 3 měsíci +20

      I didn't notice until reading your comment. Those earrings are absolutely amazing 🤌

    • @sarahm7053
      @sarahm7053 Před 3 měsíci +37

      and the plane ring! chic

    • @Didartie
      @Didartie Před 3 měsíci +4

      Which joke was it

  • @FiresCollide
    @FiresCollide Před 4 měsíci +559

    The not wanting kids joke made me howl. I have never had a single person give me a good reason for having kids. No, thank you! I'm good.

    • @sKitZoBonKa
      @sKitZoBonKa Před 3 měsíci +10

      Yeah, world's gone to 💩 and children are too expensive

    • @addisonbiaggi2391
      @addisonbiaggi2391 Před 3 měsíci +34

      Of course a single person wouldn’t give you a reason to have kids, they don’t have any

    • @godgivinlegend2245
      @godgivinlegend2245 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Shouldn’t be a problem if you never wanted kids in the first place

    • @kananda08
      @kananda08 Před 3 měsíci +19

      Eh. I made my own best friend who can make my laugh like NOBODY'S business till I can't BREATHE. ... and I FULLY honour your path, who the fuck wants to make someone procreate that ain't already seriously invested? Nobody got time for dealing with THOSE repercussions.

    • @matgonzalez6272
      @matgonzalez6272 Před 3 měsíci +23

      Wifey and i go back and forth, but i definitely laughed at this. i feel like people have kids the same way they get a job, or commit to an house/condo/apartment/neighborhood/etc.
      Isn’t… isn’t that what we’re supposed to do? Read some books, travel to some places, figure out your shit and live the life you wanna. don’t do shit because others are doing it, do some shit because it’s what you believe is good for you.

  • @crptnite
    @crptnite Před 3 měsíci +133

    Came for the cute jumpsuit and ugly baby names, stayed for the folding chair earrings. Five stars.

  • @lslewis
    @lslewis Před 4 měsíci +206

    Not "Neo coming out of the duck sauce"😂

  • @ShannonTheMojito
    @ShannonTheMojito Před 3 měsíci +166

    The thing is, having a kid depends on so many other people. Your partner,job,family... People tell you to have kids but will tell you they can't come over, can't help, and wish they saw you more.

    • @vinemp
      @vinemp Před 3 měsíci +14

      🎯🛑👏🏽🔥🏆

    • @annainspain5176
      @annainspain5176 Před 3 měsíci +12

      I got hit with that and I would respond, "No way, I see how you act with yours. You just want me to be as miserable and angry as you are."

    • @unionunicorn6776
      @unionunicorn6776 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Exactly. I can’t have kids when I don’t have that network. It takes a village, and I don’t have that.

  • @meliizq
    @meliizq Před 4 měsíci +171

    Besides the point but her jewelry is iconic! That huge airplane ring and the folded chair earrings are soooo cool!

  • @galaxylucia1898
    @galaxylucia1898 Před 3 měsíci +114

    Omg! She’s beautiful, hilarious… I was so sad when this set ended. I genuinely hope she gets more opportunities in 2024 and beyond to blow up!!! If I’m lucky I can be one of the loud cackling audience members cuz this set was 🔥

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried Před 4 měsíci +92

    Sorry that Taiwan joke is fucking hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

  • @raikie
    @raikie Před 3 měsíci +33

    Black Jamaican lady here: I was in Taiwan back in April 2023! I wish I had crossed paths with this comedian. Taiwan: Great place! Very calm and peaceful. Would love to return 😊

  • @faith1780
    @faith1780 Před 3 měsíci +36

    “You can’t hate gays but want them to entertain you.” …….whoa. I know that was a quick side joke but that was really well said

  • @dylaann
    @dylaann Před 4 měsíci +86

    that airplane ring is fucking sick, this set oozed personality in so many ways, she's great!!

  • @phumzilekobo5103
    @phumzilekobo5103 Před 3 měsíci +27

    The joke about not wanting to be a mother made me love her instantly, great stage presence from the get go 😊😂. Love her ❤

  • @Amayzun1
    @Amayzun1 Před 3 měsíci +9

    THC + Benadryl + ear plugs = ultimate sleep. No kids in my house

  • @Akwakween
    @Akwakween Před 4 měsíci +67

    😂😂 I had a student named Abcde too! Also siblings Dafinest and Sofine 😅

    • @mimio008
      @mimio008 Před 4 měsíci +26

      Dafinest and Sofine's mom must have really believed in them.
      I know two siblings, the girl's name is Prettie and the boy's name is A Andsome. 😂

    • @ijustwannabehappier-v4973
      @ijustwannabehappier-v4973 Před 3 měsíci

      not Andsome im dead😂😂@@mimio008

    • @morethanmeetstheeye1355
      @morethanmeetstheeye1355 Před 3 měsíci +14

      I worked as a Medicaid for Pregnant Women intake rep. We really did keep a list of the most ridiculous names! One Woman had twins and named them L’mon Jelleo and Or’ange Jelleo. Another winner was Si’phylis and Ga’noreah.
      One of my clients named her first child To’yota ka’rola and the next was Toy’yota ka’rona. My personal favorite of all time was a family with the last name of Lear. They named their daughter Krista Shanda.

    • @Akwakween
      @Akwakween Před 3 měsíci +16

      @@morethanmeetstheeye1355 nah I seen this list of names before on the internet a long time ago. it even went viral. So I don’t believe this at all. Nice try tho.

    • @Akwakween
      @Akwakween Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@mimio008 😂😂😂

  • @inkyparadox9764
    @inkyparadox9764 Před 3 měsíci +78

    Oh my gosh, she's HILARIOUS! Childfree queen! All her jokes were great I hope she goes big places

  • @kaliqnero2783
    @kaliqnero2783 Před 3 měsíci +22

    She got chair earrings 😂 like from the river boat

  • @hopeiswherethehomeis9606
    @hopeiswherethehomeis9606 Před 4 měsíci +40

    God the baby jokes made me snort. And the teaching jokes. Yeah so true.

  • @AlaskaBoyAlex
    @AlaskaBoyAlex Před 3 měsíci +19

    Great, now I have "Is it illegal to sell your children's hair" on my google history
    My bad NSA agent love you tho 😘😘

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 Před 2 měsíci +3

    that one billion joke was KILLER. this whole set was incredible. love to see it. them earrings!!

  • @juliawidmaier5334
    @juliawidmaier5334 Před 3 měsíci +11

    SO REAL FOR THIS. I grew up in the Philippines where everyone's under 5'6'' and less than 130lbs. I was chubby growing up and darker skinned and THEY WILL LET YOU KNOW that that's not okay. I moved to the US as an adult and for sure I'll visit home but I'm never moving back.

  • @rocketosborne3017
    @rocketosborne3017 Před 3 měsíci +15

    wow! i absolutely loved her cool flow. So polished✨️I could have listened to her for hours 🙌🏾. Can't wait for her to be a household name

  • @KryticalHitMusic
    @KryticalHitMusic Před 3 měsíci +17

    Brilliant set. Imma be looking up more content from this hilarious woman.

  • @aliciamadden7589
    @aliciamadden7589 Před 3 měsíci +16

    Love the guy who laughed full volume at "Abcde" that made it way funnier

  • @NightOfCrystals
    @NightOfCrystals Před 3 měsíci +11

    This was absolutely hilarious, I hope to see a lot more of her standup.

  • @loveandro6074
    @loveandro6074 Před 3 měsíci +13

    What a baddie.
    Also ppl be saying that the love between a child and mother is supposed to be some otherworldly incomparable kind….thing is, so is that parental trauma and hate. lmao.

  • @Jenauxn
    @Jenauxn Před 3 měsíci +47

    Shoutout to all the women out there that choose to remain childfree!

  • @Mr2KOOL4LYFE
    @Mr2KOOL4LYFE Před 3 měsíci +4

    Those white folding chair ear rings are phenomenal 😂

  • @MyrnaDeJesus
    @MyrnaDeJesus Před 2 měsíci +1

    She's so smooth and in complete control of her vibe and delivery. Ace!

  • @Carlos_Marlos
    @Carlos_Marlos Před 3 měsíci +10

    That was so good, I'd love for her to get an Hour Special

  • @bootybuttcheeks
    @bootybuttcheeks Před 3 měsíci +4

    "Mostly cuz idk if that's true but it sounds right" had me howling 😂

  • @glittercupkate
    @glittercupkate Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is THE BEST don't tell comedy show I've seen! FUCK YEAH!!!!

  • @whoareyou5278
    @whoareyou5278 Před 3 měsíci +7

    To she is actual hilarious, I’m definitely keeping an eye out for your work and I hope you’ll come to Portland one day!!

  • @Gsoup83
    @Gsoup83 Před 3 měsíci +5

    😂😂😂😂😂 she came with levels of funny, brava!!!!

  • @garywhite2050
    @garywhite2050 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Came out of the duck sauce 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BOSSMOSS21
    @BOSSMOSS21 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Was cheesing the whole way through the set, love it!

  • @nancyhernandez2271
    @nancyhernandez2271 Před 3 měsíci +5

    This was such a solid set!!!!! I’m def gonna be on the lookout for more stuff!!!!!

  • @waykeeperfarmandnerdery
    @waykeeperfarmandnerdery Před 3 měsíci +10

    So much love for Joyelle, this was amazing! 😂❤😂

  • @danieldemissie
    @danieldemissie Před 3 měsíci +10

    Your so talented, incredible flow

  • @sarahm7053
    @sarahm7053 Před 3 měsíci +10

    "Mayo dumplings" 🤣

  • @catsseighteen4365
    @catsseighteen4365 Před 3 měsíci +5

    😂😂😂 I enjoyed this! And she’s so confident❤❤

  • @strawberrybubblegum3746
    @strawberrybubblegum3746 Před 2 měsíci +1

    “I still hate Robert to this day” 😂
    I worked as a teacher too and all of us have that ONE student who gave us hell! It really makes you double think about having kids.

  • @madysonluvs
    @madysonluvs Před 3 měsíci +1

    THIS MADAMS STYLE IS AMAZING! like, DAMN

  • @RockHudrock
    @RockHudrock Před 4 měsíci +22

    4:23 “I am not a patriot”
    Truer words have never been spoken!

  • @primsnaey
    @primsnaey Před 3 měsíci +15

    she’s so good 😂 i love her

  • @candyh4284
    @candyh4284 Před 3 měsíci +3

    holy shit, commenting for engagement, this is some of the best comedy I've ever seen, I've been laughing so hard

  • @oxiary
    @oxiary Před 3 měsíci +3

    LIL KEANU AHAHAHAAHA
    duck sauce? OMGGG

  • @racheltortilla8631
    @racheltortilla8631 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Genuinely funny. Love it!

  • @purplefireweed
    @purplefireweed Před 3 měsíci +4

    LOVE this woman!! She's gonna take her place right up there with Wanda and Whoopi. Fucking hilarious and down to earth. More Joyelle!!!

  • @dlgarner
    @dlgarner Před 3 měsíci +13

    This is a comedian. Forged. Really liked the missing America joke. You need to travel and experience in order to appreciate what you have already. The magic of travel.

    • @annainspain5176
      @annainspain5176 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Left America 40 years ago, glad I did with the mess y'all got going on. And it's gonna get worse. Someone once told me "America, love it or leave it" so I did. Never looked back.

    • @dlgarner
      @dlgarner Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@annainspain5176 All right, nice. I'm glad you're feeling better. You made a move to better your life quality.

  • @hazelatwood2292
    @hazelatwood2292 Před 3 měsíci +1

    She’s OUTSTANDING! 😂❤

  • @matgonzalez6272
    @matgonzalez6272 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Gold. gonna watch out for her, she’s so damned funny AND smart ❤ killing it

  • @brielogan8315
    @brielogan8315 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Accurate asf about kids roasting teachers I was one of em lmfaooo sorry Dr.Collier 😭

  • @nadinehall9631
    @nadinehall9631 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This was nicely done!

  • @joshrheault4321
    @joshrheault4321 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Loved it!

  • @NobodyButD.W.
    @NobodyButD.W. Před 3 měsíci +3

    Loved her!😂

  • @tonyfranco5218
    @tonyfranco5218 Před 3 měsíci

    Brilliant set!

  • @sneakysquirrl708
    @sneakysquirrl708 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Great set. Kiss kiss.

  • @cf8081
    @cf8081 Před 3 měsíci +1

    🤓🤓🤓One of the best and relevant stand-ups I've seen in a Long time.

  • @dollsNcats
    @dollsNcats Před 3 měsíci +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣She’s hysterical

  • @juliawidmaier5334
    @juliawidmaier5334 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Being a teacher would for sure make me never want kids.

  • @tamboorine-vs6ij
    @tamboorine-vs6ij Před 4 měsíci +18

    risky joke at the end lol

    • @Ehlaar
      @Ehlaar Před 4 měsíci

      Right

    • @toluabodunrin4941
      @toluabodunrin4941 Před 3 měsíci +10

      there was a black guy at the front that gave her a side eye for it lmaoo

  • @garywhite2050
    @garywhite2050 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Speechless... just wanted to add to the algorithm ❤

  • @themaestrodamus
    @themaestrodamus Před 3 měsíci +2

    😂💀 HILARIOUS!

  • @dolcevita5032
    @dolcevita5032 Před 3 měsíci

    Oh my God. She is spectacular in every single way.

  • @taimildyas1126
    @taimildyas1126 Před 3 měsíci +2

    slayed it 😂🎉

  • @BrownMex00
    @BrownMex00 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Funniest one in a minute

  • @TeagueChrystie
    @TeagueChrystie Před 4 měsíci +2

    Funny as hell.

  • @evelynne4786
    @evelynne4786 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Folding chair. Earrings. And a 747 on her left hand. My head just asploded.

  • @user-bd4ll9sl3x
    @user-bd4ll9sl3x Před 3 měsíci +1

    Amazing

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 Před 3 měsíci

    Lmfao omg loved it

  • @milkkills6344
    @milkkills6344 Před 3 měsíci +3

    She’s hilarious!

  • @kitty4638
    @kitty4638 Před 2 měsíci +1

    shessss maddddd funny omg

  • @dxander9237
    @dxander9237 Před 3 měsíci

    Really good stuff

  • @bradf5523
    @bradf5523 Před 3 měsíci

    Omg hilarious. Please come to San Francisco, CA to do some standup

  • @Vizion-jp8zj
    @Vizion-jp8zj Před 3 měsíci +1

    The earrings tho!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @Romanidang
    @Romanidang Před 3 měsíci

    Love her 😂😂😂

  • @-.-E-.-
    @-.-E-.- Před 3 měsíci +1

    She’s so funny!

  • @dianadoraen7864
    @dianadoraen7864 Před 3 měsíci

    Someone in front right has the time of their life 😂
    No joke without their laugh!

  • @tumisomarebane2536
    @tumisomarebane2536 Před 3 měsíci +1

    She's hilarious!

  • @rh5319
    @rh5319 Před 4 měsíci +10

    I hate when people try to convince me to have a kid. Like no thanks 😅 Never.

  • @user-vs1vu9tu4h
    @user-vs1vu9tu4h Před 3 měsíci

    wowww I AM from Taiwan!!! This is funny and brilliant

  • @Roxy_rich
    @Roxy_rich Před měsícem

    I like her 😂

  • @MrJballn
    @MrJballn Před 3 měsíci +1

    Girl go off! If i'd have been there live I'd have lost my shit on some of those quiet bits, come to Phoenix you hilarious bish?😅

  • @julianrodriguez7645
    @julianrodriguez7645 Před 4 měsíci +1

    awesome set!!

  • @BabyHaylien
    @BabyHaylien Před 4 měsíci +2

    She's hilarious

  • @murrknn9501
    @murrknn9501 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Yooo abcde lmfao

  • @minigol91
    @minigol91 Před 3 měsíci

    She was so funny lmao

  • @brielogan8315
    @brielogan8315 Před 3 měsíci

    Her earrings 😂😂😂😂

  • @mznaeture
    @mznaeture Před 3 měsíci +1

    Love her and her natural hair ❤️ fee fi fo fummin in Taiwan 😂

  • @Koimarie
    @Koimarie Před 2 měsíci +1

    Very funny

  • @Ruru91_
    @Ruru91_ Před 3 měsíci

    Full Gilhad 😂🤣

  • @drebosobaka1863
    @drebosobaka1863 Před 3 měsíci +1

    She’s hilarious

  • @mairajamil001
    @mairajamil001 Před 3 měsíci

    1:30 😂😂

  • @rodneyredden2413
    @rodneyredden2413 Před 3 měsíci +2

    the alabama earings I like her she is a natural

  • @sabrinaeslava7428
    @sabrinaeslava7428 Před měsícem

    Facts baby

  • @jnodal8
    @jnodal8 Před 3 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂 This set is underrated, c'mon youtube

  • @eric321ification
    @eric321ification Před 3 měsíci

    Damn good writing and timing.

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried Před 3 měsíci +1

    Fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @onlyDoti
    @onlyDoti Před 2 měsíci +2

    Handmaids Tale Reference was a Deep Cut.
    (For the plebs: The Republic of Gilead is the name of the Totalitarian Theocratic nation that the story takes place in)

  • @fatimahlovesjoon6190
    @fatimahlovesjoon6190 Před měsícem

    the Taiwan joke 😭😭😭