How To Be The Chicken Connoisseur

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  • čas přidán 31. 12. 2016
  • This week i show you How To Be like the chicken-eating don!
    This is a parody and in no way do I dislike the Chicken Connoisseur
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    The chicken shop in Manchester didn't want us to name them but they were great!
    Written by Stephen Tries
    Starring - Tom Cooney, Max Smith and me!
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  • @lucasjdev
    @lucasjdev Před 7 lety +3234

    "being from Norwich I know about things being inbread" best thing I've ever heard

    • @alexhill9423
      @alexhill9423 Před 5 lety +9

      INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD INBREAD

    • @leavemealonebitchillknocky1079
      @leavemealonebitchillknocky1079 Před 5 lety +19

      someone from Norfolk accurate af

    • @wd940
      @wd940 Před 5 lety +4

      ix tangled a burger is inbread, People from Norwich are inbred

    • @oliverclaydon2511
      @oliverclaydon2511 Před 5 lety +13

      As somebody from Suffolk, I know that they are all inbred

    • @judegarnham5062
      @judegarnham5062 Před 5 lety +8

      ipswich town coyb!!!

  • @KZMusashi
    @KZMusashi Před 7 lety +3675

    0161 chicken in a wrap 😂😂😭😭

    • @RRBLP
      @RRBLP Před 7 lety +5

      sir dave I may be stupid but I didn't get it. Someone explain 😭

    • @KZMusashi
      @KZMusashi Před 7 lety +61

      RRBLP '0161 manny on the map' bugzy malone says a lot in his music lol. manny is manchester, where he's from.

    • @chriseden9714
      @chriseden9714 Před 7 lety +8

      Yeah where bugzy is from. He just says it taking the piss!

    • @YS-rm7ir
      @YS-rm7ir Před 4 lety +1

      RRBLP 0161 is what our landlines got all the businesses and stuff

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 Před 4 lety

      ken fz lmao

  • @louiem2
    @louiem2 Před 7 lety +1932

    its not so much the obvious gags he does, but the subtle inside ones which make this genius!!

    • @IhsanMujdeci
      @IhsanMujdeci Před 5 lety +64

      "You come here often?", "I'm sick of hearing that!".

    • @ihsan2837
      @ihsan2837 Před 5 lety +3

      Ihsan Mujdeci we have the same name

    • @wired0862
      @wired0862 Před 3 lety

      Just like everything he makes

    • @user-es6bn1we5z
      @user-es6bn1we5z Před 3 lety +4

      “being from norwich i'm used to things being in bread“

  • @jamespreston2018
    @jamespreston2018 Před 7 lety +664

    'There's £12 I'm never gonna see again' 😂😂😂😂

  • @ragii1428
    @ragii1428 Před 7 lety +1723

    2:07 - Being from Norwich you know about things that are inbred :')
    Those subtle jokes man!

  • @KieronSFF
    @KieronSFF Před 7 lety +1466

    "been from norwich I know about things that are 'in bread'"
    - ahahahahahahhaah

  • @cede5898
    @cede5898 Před 7 lety +2763

    "It was £5.50, which is alright, but considering you could take the mandem to Boots for a meal deal for £3.29, it puts things into perspective"
    "I've been on flights to Spain with wings less solid"

  • @ronniepickering8589
    @ronniepickering8589 Před 4 lety +752

    The chicken connoisseur is actually older then steven and that scares me.

    • @gabrielsmith6426
      @gabrielsmith6426 Před 4 lety +1

      He’s not he just said that

    • @caiz_ghost6823
      @caiz_ghost6823 Před 4 lety +19

      @@gabrielsmith6426 the chicken Connoisseur is 27 or 28

    • @renevancy
      @renevancy Před 4 lety +9

      @@caiz_ghost6823 no hes not LMFAOOOO 💀💀💀

    • @itzcheezburgurr9766
      @itzcheezburgurr9766 Před 4 lety +10

      Renevancy The sad thing is I’m pretty sure he is about 27. Search it.... (Tbh knowing my luck I’m probably wrong).

    • @renevancy
      @renevancy Před 4 lety +2

      @@itzcheezburgurr9766 hes 24..

  • @SpencerFC
    @SpencerFC Před 7 lety +4429

    Decent video. 4.5 from me.

  • @Chubbs
    @Chubbs Před 7 lety +1807

    0 1 wag wan

  • @FlickenDBeanz
    @FlickenDBeanz Před 7 lety +534

    "I asked for a bottle of Gaviscon"

  • @graceisadisgrace8625
    @graceisadisgrace8625 Před 7 lety +146

    I'm not even exaggerating when I say that this is the funniest channel I've ever come across 😂😫

  • @88MaGiiCzZ88
    @88MaGiiCzZ88 Před 7 lety +745

    0161. Chicken in a wrap

  • @olinke2
    @olinke2 Před 7 lety +535

    The Norwich joke was bloody fire.

  • @Ashfullstop12
    @Ashfullstop12 Před 4 lety +250

    I know he's supposed to wearing a suit, but because of the coat he just looks like he's in his school uniform XD

    • @m345tt2
      @m345tt2 Před 3 lety +2

      hes trying to get into the lower school to meet his next wife

    • @sharrrn877
      @sharrrn877 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂 Accio, lmao

  • @thedeeprot
    @thedeeprot Před 6 lety +403

    Loving it!

  • @keeveycrowton
    @keeveycrowton Před 7 lety +210

    0161 chicken in a wrap 😭😭😩 oh I'm crying this is pure genius comedy Stephen

  • @frogclan6738
    @frogclan6738 Před 7 lety +936

    Anyone else wonder how he comes up with such funny shit😂

  • @XxV3NGEANC3xX
    @XxV3NGEANC3xX Před 7 lety +102

    That inbred line was sick lool

  • @MurrayHerts
    @MurrayHerts Před 7 lety +514

    Alan Partridge vibe

  • @cloroxbleach-qv4ph
    @cloroxbleach-qv4ph Před 7 lety +686

    Nice to see Hagrid still has somewhat of a acting career.

    • @C.Chance_
      @C.Chance_ Před 7 lety +6

      clorox bleach dead joke

    • @teabun13
      @teabun13 Před 7 lety +7

      How are you everywhere? Are you God?

    • @OutMining
      @OutMining Před 7 lety +6

      IRRELEVANT He's on about hagrid the guy from Harry Potter not Robbie Coltrane dumbass

    • @CJizzleJ
      @CJizzleJ Před 6 lety

      ‘of *AN* acting career’.

    • @ProdByPalmarius
      @ProdByPalmarius Před rokem +2

      Rip

  • @Will97G
    @Will97G Před 7 lety +933

    Need more props to the camera man, very important

    • @LomiKo
      @LomiKo Před 7 lety

      he done a great imitation of the camera man

    • @YouWatchGB
      @YouWatchGB Před 7 lety +107

      realwillellis but is it Jack Wilkinson??

    • @CiaranWhiteside
      @CiaranWhiteside Před 7 lety

      realwillellis Jack Wilkinson???

    • @LomiKo
      @LomiKo Před 7 lety

      Ciaz bgm cameraman

    • @CiaranWhiteside
      @CiaranWhiteside Před 7 lety +15

      Zer0 / yeah ik someone said who's the cameraman and I suggested jack wilkinson

  • @murtazajarral1468
    @murtazajarral1468 Před 4 lety +57

    "Do u come here often"
    "Im tired of hearing that..."
    "...but yes"

    • @mcdong8840
      @mcdong8840 Před 3 lety +1

      im sorry but just qouting something he said in the video doesnt mean shit if you havent got anything to say then leave it just enjoy the video and stop litering the comments

    • @carlmcgrath484
      @carlmcgrath484 Před 3 lety

      CONSOLE COP chill out buddy

    • @murtazajarral1468
      @murtazajarral1468 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mcdong8840 so who's the one who just commented something that added nothing?

    • @woccrubhrson7438
      @woccrubhrson7438 Před 3 lety

      @@murtazajarral1468 you

  • @TK-cs1qc
    @TK-cs1qc Před 5 lety +17

    “Not a hint of pigeon”😂😂😂

  • @willpembroke5732
    @willpembroke5732 Před 7 lety +193

    "Being from Norwich, I know all about things that are inbred
    oh shit

  • @kunkashi8208
    @kunkashi8208 Před 7 lety +172

    "what I lack in puberty, I make up for with great taste", funniest joke yet

  • @andrurjdn
    @andrurjdn Před 4 lety +36

    Why is this being recommended at new years again 😂

  • @eshan1859
    @eshan1859 Před 4 lety +7

    1:30 " i asked for a a bottle of gaviscon but he said no😂😂" underrated line

  • @ken-yo2hz
    @ken-yo2hz Před 7 lety +439

    Holy shit Stephen, this video was up there with the level of quality. Hats off to you mate

  • @Kenteshimodo
    @Kenteshimodo Před 7 lety +420

    Your writing and call backs and one liners are all just so well written

  • @reevs2153
    @reevs2153 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I forgot all the 0161 jokes hahaha

  • @davethebrave.
    @davethebrave. Před rokem +2

    the egg hair is so cute

  • @StephenTries
    @StephenTries  Před 7 lety +4718

    Happy New Year everyone! I hope you enjoy the video

  • @padraigdoyle7259
    @padraigdoyle7259 Před 7 lety +142

    I'd love to see your stand up comedy

    • @Brish_VT
      @Brish_VT Před 7 lety +1

      leah doyle search stephen lawson

  • @JEMODZ
    @JEMODZ Před 7 lety +37

    Best video I have seen so far in 2016 😂😂👌

    • @JEMODZ
      @JEMODZ Před 7 lety

      that is what i mean lmao i keep making that mistake

  • @tommasohanlon9191
    @tommasohanlon9191 Před 7 lety +100

    The fat guy sounds like big john from the inbetweeners

  • @adaml8527
    @adaml8527 Před 7 lety +60

    I got 5 wings cause i don't like that foreplay 😂😂😂😂 that bugzy malone referance was great

    • @StephenTries
      @StephenTries  Před 7 lety +19

      i just had to stick it in there

    • @Smz1sh
      @Smz1sh Před 7 lety

      Adam Lavelle i dont get how it was bugzy reference plzzz explain

    • @adaml8527
      @adaml8527 Před 7 lety +9

      CM Rapper his fitb "stick it right in cause i don't do foreplay"

    • @Smz1sh
      @Smz1sh Před 7 lety +1

      Adam Lavelle Oh ok thx

  • @megack
    @megack Před 7 lety +47

    "Being from Norwich, I know about things that are inbred." That is the funniest one liner I've heard in a while.

  • @eliesimon6674
    @eliesimon6674 Před 5 lety +10

    “How was the burger?
    Well being from Nowrich I know about things that are in bread” 😂😂😂 beaut

  • @therealdave06
    @therealdave06 Před rokem +12

    I love how he wants to look all formal in a suit... yet he just looks like he's in school uniform

    • @SealShpeeDaSweggy
      @SealShpeeDaSweggy Před 7 měsíci +1

      Then again, Chicken Connoisseur does the same thing.

  • @crosswelllad3371
    @crosswelllad3371 Před 7 lety +72

    "Not the gay one off qi" lmao

  • @ZombiesAteMyDuck
    @ZombiesAteMyDuck Před 7 lety +132

    "So do you come here often?" 😂 Such a great throw-away bit but very subtle and very very funny.

  • @jdw6621
    @jdw6621 Před 7 lety +19

    What about the burger
    "Well being from norwhich you know about things being inbred" 😂

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy Před 6 lety +1

    One of the best sketches you’ve done

  • @HarryHesketh96
    @HarryHesketh96 Před 7 lety +679

    Chicken in a wrap, turning off

  • @Seannn1
    @Seannn1 Před 7 lety +596

    Incredible comedian 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @si_quest
    @si_quest Před 7 lety +12

    The Norwich inbred/bread joke was hilarious

  • @calmir2667
    @calmir2667 Před 6 lety +7

    “I asked for a bottle of gaviscon.” I’m dead 😂😂😂👍

  • @uglyrat9673
    @uglyrat9673 Před 7 lety +34

    I only eat Christmas dinner with the crew and the gran.

  • @lewiscroston8132
    @lewiscroston8132 Před 7 lety +23

    "Been on flights to Spain with wings less solid" hahahahahahahahahhahaa

  • @theanimal400
    @theanimal400 Před 7 lety

    I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. PLEASE DO MORE AND THE COMMENTATOR AND THE BEARDED GUY LOL

  • @blitzen435
    @blitzen435 Před 4 lety +6

    "Being from Norwich I know a lot about things that are inbred" Lmao

  • @oliversieling1097
    @oliversieling1097 Před 7 lety +173

    "Being from Norwich, i know about things that are inbread"
    These lines are on point. well done

  • @tomdavies1406
    @tomdavies1406 Před 7 lety +70

    this has to be one of your best videos yet

    • @StephenTries
      @StephenTries  Před 7 lety +8

      Thank you Tom

    • @Rabbitzz
      @Rabbitzz Před 7 lety +2

      Hey Stephen nice video man, but next video can you gve some advice about Viagra, it is obvious we both use it just please give some advice about the brands to get and the strength of the pills thank you!

    • @tomdavies1406
      @tomdavies1406 Před 7 lety +1

      oh myyy you replied. Maybe you could make a part 2 on this Xd. Do a crap check in some sandals or some shit lol

  • @karpetcabin
    @karpetcabin Před 6 lety +5

    You kill me with this shit😂😂😂good work mate!

  • @BritishJuche
    @BritishJuche Před 7 lety

    The Gaviscon line! Ahh man I laugh more at your vids than anyone else on CZcams, gonna have to binge watch your back catalogue now

  • @t.c.4321
    @t.c.4321 Před 7 lety +48

    Like the chicken connoisseur, he looks about 13

    • @aacb2004
      @aacb2004 Před 7 lety +1

      0161, his I.D. is crap

    • @kikkys235
      @kikkys235 Před 6 lety

      Tom Cayzer the chicken consieur is 23

  • @makemeasandwich1145
    @makemeasandwich1145 Před 7 lety +251

    I fucking love you. I'm 27 years old and have no life. even if I did have a life, I'd still watch your stuff. fuck sake. kill me.

  • @riccardoansbro9703
    @riccardoansbro9703 Před 7 lety

    Great videos man, can't wait till you go into the millions

  • @plasticface333
    @plasticface333 Před 7 lety +3

    I have just watched all of your videos amazing, subbed.

  • @JohnAU
    @JohnAU Před 7 lety +27

    0161, chicken in a wrap 😂

  • @georgeclarke5326
    @georgeclarke5326 Před 7 lety +22

    The jokes you make are really quick witted it's hilarious

    • @StephenTries
      @StephenTries  Před 7 lety +9

      Thank you very much mate, glad you liked it

  • @KFCLOVERMY
    @KFCLOVERMY Před 7 lety

    haha, well done Stephan and crew. Top quality video once again. Keep it up lads!

  • @charliewilkins3306
    @charliewilkins3306 Před 7 lety

    This is now my all time favourite video😊 Keep it up mate 😂🤘

  • @xCHARLlE
    @xCHARLlE Před 7 lety +33

    0161 chicken in a wrap😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BenJames_76
    @BenJames_76 Před 7 lety +93

    Funny as fuck. Hope you all make it big in 2017.

    • @yobaafett
      @yobaafett Před 6 lety

      Only 300k subs ....

    • @samarchard2410
      @samarchard2410 Před 6 lety +1

      if he wanted to make it big he would have gone to the meaty nosh

    • @Habesh778
      @Habesh778 Před 3 lety

      He made it

  • @KrenzyHD
    @KrenzyHD Před 7 lety +1

    Absolutely loved this, earned a sub :D

  • @hmz9841
    @hmz9841 Před 4 lety +17

    Stephen:” I asked for a bottle of gaviscon and he said no.”
    *Looks like the owner knew something was going to happen on the toilet*

  • @SoloMission
    @SoloMission Před 7 lety +12

    0161 Chicken in a wrap lmao

  • @JamesBur
    @JamesBur Před 7 lety +14

    How have I only seen your channel now, this is the best stuff on youtube

  • @sophietheunicorn3579
    @sophietheunicorn3579 Před 7 lety

    Had me in fits, you're so posh I couldn't help but laugh at the posh accent with the slang. xD

  • @thomasking684
    @thomasking684 Před 7 lety

    I havent laughed so hard for a long time😂 keep it up man

  • @georgec8247
    @georgec8247 Před 7 lety +103

    That crep check made me laugh lol

    • @AV-ch6mu
      @AV-ch6mu Před 6 lety +2

      v0u // GangMusic it's true tho he's saying he buys expensive shoes but shit ones or good shoes with bad colour

    • @sharrrn877
      @sharrrn877 Před 3 lety

      I laughed aswell at that point 😂

  • @user-wl1zv9nu9r
    @user-wl1zv9nu9r Před 7 lety +19

    Hey aren't you that guy from Will_NE This Year On The Internet

  • @chomik722
    @chomik722 Před 7 lety

    Dude you are literally killing me, i laugh outloud. The humour is top notch. Keep it up. Greetings from Poland m8

  • @williammoores788
    @williammoores788 Před 7 lety

    This is the best this and how to be storms is the best thing I've ever seen too funny 😂

  • @jakeatherton9506
    @jakeatherton9506 Před 7 lety +6

    "Been on flights to Spain with wings less solid" omfg

  • @jphughes9491
    @jphughes9491 Před 7 lety +19

    Aha lovin it😂the ending killed me😂😂

  • @greensm
    @greensm Před 4 lety +8

    0:11 Christmas dinner at the olatunjis

  • @Abominatrix650
    @Abominatrix650 Před 6 lety

    You are one genuinely funny guy! You have my subscription!

  • @johnsamuels4048
    @johnsamuels4048 Před 7 lety +50

    Can I just say the meaty nosh is a respectable joint with talented dancers.

    • @StephenTries
      @StephenTries  Před 7 lety +20

      rating out of 5?

    • @Jacobmct123
      @Jacobmct123 Před 7 lety +1

      respectable 4.1
      all day of the week

    • @johnsamuels4048
      @johnsamuels4048 Před 7 lety +5

      Depends what day you go. Tuesday evenings, for example, are not exactly the best day to venture out to the meaty nosh, a lot of ball cancer people. Rare to go to a place with an odd number of balls in a room. Overall though a solid 3.8

    • @josephd5825
      @josephd5825 Před 3 lety +1

      @@StephenTries 6.9

  • @jordanh4434
    @jordanh4434 Před 7 lety +3

    This was the funniest thing ive ever seen

  • @dylanstraker6247
    @dylanstraker6247 Před 7 lety

    this channel is absolute gold

  • @majaczapowerouska6446
    @majaczapowerouska6446 Před 5 lety

    This man is a legend. Love your content Stephen :)

  • @greatwhitehyyype2619
    @greatwhitehyyype2619 Před 7 lety +3

    'IV been on flights to Spain with wings less solid' perhaps the greatest line you have ever said 😂

  • @ProTasiable
    @ProTasiable Před 7 lety +4

    Smart comedy with word plays and innuendos is my favourite comedy.

  • @pacey2240
    @pacey2240 Před 7 lety +2

    i watched this so many times and its still funny

  • @princesspentagram3458
    @princesspentagram3458 Před 7 lety

    I was having a really bad day until I saw this now I'm crying with laughter instead of sadness thank you so much :)

  • @leefoster1624
    @leefoster1624 Před 7 lety +16

    Your funny I was laughing all the way through 😂😂

    • @StephenTries
      @StephenTries  Před 7 lety +7

      lee foster you're too kind mate

    • @leefoster1624
      @leefoster1624 Před 7 lety +1

      Stephen Tries your funny and I'd like to meet you because your banter is funny respect mate

    • @RahulRana-ry3pc
      @RahulRana-ry3pc Před 6 lety

      lee foster

  • @connnuh7566
    @connnuh7566 Před 7 lety +7

    Happy new year Stephen hopefully by the end of 2017 you will have 100k or more 👊

  • @aaronballarduk
    @aaronballarduk Před 4 lety +2

    And what about the burger? "Well being from Norwich I know about things that are inbred". Absolute gold lads.

  • @BristolMatt
    @BristolMatt Před 7 lety

    Been wondering where the chicken connoisseur has been to? So did a quick search and saw this guy! Glad i went hunting as this is priceless! Subbed.

  • @bl0ke828
    @bl0ke828 Před 7 lety +3

    The best thing is, both him and the chicken connoisseur look ten years younger than they are. Great job

  • @mikeoxmells-grimm8876
    @mikeoxmells-grimm8876 Před 6 lety +3

    “Ooo, stephen fries” 😂

  • @Laywild
    @Laywild Před 5 lety +2

    'Being from norwitch, I know about things that are inbread' 😂😂😂

  • @yusufrazak6604
    @yusufrazak6604 Před 7 lety

    if I could click that tumbs up icon a million times, I would. Keep it up. Smashed it.

  • @lewiswebb4625
    @lewiswebb4625 Před 7 lety +16

    0161, chicken in a wrap

  • @eastsideresident5814
    @eastsideresident5814 Před 7 lety +4

    0161 chicken in a wrap. I fucking love you

  • @Rileyy_117
    @Rileyy_117 Před 3 lety +2

    1:05 I literally go past there on my way to school lmao