Wasps: The Literal Worst

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  • Wasps are the worst thing about the end of summer, yet it turns out that they might just actually be my new favourite animal.
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    Examining the nature of the beast.

Komentáře • 17K

  • @thismanhere3339
    @thismanhere3339 Před 4 lety +13237

    Bee: (Bumps into human) "Sorry! My Bad! I'll just be on my way"
    Wasp: (Bumps into human) "What was that! You wanna go mate?!"

    • @ultimagamer1163
      @ultimagamer1163 Před 4 lety +483

      Thatone guy you could’ve made a bee pun there lol

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Před 4 lety +611

      Bees are really nice wow...
      Either that or they’re scared of my makeshift flamethrower.

    • @imprxvised8219
      @imprxvised8219 Před 4 lety +277

      @@SquooshyCatboy I think it's both. Either that, or they're plotting your death

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Před 4 lety +79

      x Mentallityy
      Come close to me, bees, or I will burn you with my lighter and spray can

    • @re-blitz
      @re-blitz Před 4 lety +127

      My mom was walking the dog and a wasp stung her for no reason

  • @ladjack3978
    @ladjack3978 Před 4 lety +6666

    Bee: you know I be spreading pollen and stuff; I’m the reason why flowers have mixed babies
    Wasp: I like to hurt people

    • @e.regular3501
      @e.regular3501 Před 4 lety +366

      Someone's been watching CalebCity

    • @ladjack3978
      @ladjack3978 Před 4 lety +97

      E. Regular favorite youtuber😂👌🏾

    • @e.regular3501
      @e.regular3501 Před 4 lety +57

      @@ladjack3978 Only came across him about a month. He's definitely funny as hell.

    • @michaelsanders7484
      @michaelsanders7484 Před 4 lety +101

      I CAN KEEP STINGING!! I CAN KEEP STINGING!! MOVE YOUR HAND!!

    • @lovelyrodriguez2190
      @lovelyrodriguez2190 Před 4 lety +35

      Makes me wonder why people hate bees so much.

  • @stepbro4028
    @stepbro4028 Před 2 lety +1449

    "they can dissolve human skin"
    Noah, get the boat

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius Před 2 lety +96

      Fetch me my bathing toaster

    • @TehLiquicityy
      @TehLiquicityy Před 2 lety +6

      💀💀💀

    • @randomguywholikesstuff6536
      @randomguywholikesstuff6536 Před 2 lety +26

      "Also, make it non-flammable."
      "Why?"
      "If there are any that somehow make it in board, I want to make sure they're gone with the flamethrower."

    • @pootzmagootz
      @pootzmagootz Před 2 lety +8

      Haha jokes on you, there's a wasp nest on the boat

    • @FzeroVaporeon
      @FzeroVaporeon Před 11 měsíci +1

      Build nest in the boat

  • @TshimxMuaj
    @TshimxMuaj Před 3 lety +1463

    We all can hate wasps and be disgusted for them laying eggs etc. but we need to appreciate how we don’t have a world filled with just a terrifying amount of bugs because of them

    • @aviewtokill08
      @aviewtokill08 Před 2 lety +77

      They don't mind you if they know you. I've certainly had worse human neighbors .

    • @dongsicheng170
      @dongsicheng170 Před 2 lety +238

      We can keep spiders and have them take that job. Wasps are just horrible

    • @thesnatcher3616
      @thesnatcher3616 Před 2 lety +2

      @@dongsicheng170 Do you feel that much sympathy for a roach?

    • @dongsicheng170
      @dongsicheng170 Před 2 lety +24

      @@thesnatcher3616 no, but they attack ppl for no reason.

    • @jprime9748
      @jprime9748 Před 2 lety +6

      @@dongsicheng170 Nah, they attack you if you are next to their nest

  • @verxys
    @verxys Před 5 lety +9182

    Cockroach: *being alive*
    Wasp: It's free real estate

  • @EastofAll
    @EastofAll Před 3 lety +6544

    Honeybee: “So here’s where we keep the children”
    Hornet: “Oh swe-“
    Honeybee: “THAT’S THE CHILD-EATER! PUT ‘EM IN THE BEE MICROWAVE”

  • @sagelynette7308
    @sagelynette7308 Před 2 lety +481

    "Their venom is so strong, it can dissolve human skin"
    Ayo living on the Moon sounds mighty fine rn

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 Před 3 lety +402

    Wasps: ***Exist.***
    Me: “Hans... G E T Z E F L A M M E N W A F F E R . . .”

  • @caiomarcolino9791
    @caiomarcolino9791 Před 4 lety +2256

    Cockroach: i am the scariest bug
    Wasp: hold my eggs

  • @shascircus
    @shascircus Před 4 lety +10906

    "their venom is so powerful, it can dissolve human skin"
    excuse me, *w h a t*

  • @galactixzero8973
    @galactixzero8973 Před 2 lety +289

    "A fully developed emerald jewel wasp will burst out of the roach carcass like a xenonorph"
    I'm sorry *what?*

  • @risenfromyoutubesashesagai6302

    When I was out camp as a kid, i used to hear leaves rustling around, and look over and see a wasp battling a wolf spider.

  • @VixxKong2
    @VixxKong2 Před 5 lety +2245

    "I'll go out of my way to hurt people"
    -Wasp

    • @DaFlyingSeal
      @DaFlyingSeal Před 5 lety +66

      You watch Caleb city

    • @lazilycloud
      @lazilycloud Před 5 lety +10

      Da flying Seal you don’t say

    • @-zephyressence-2018
      @-zephyressence-2018 Před 5 lety +8

      Ahh, a woman of culture I see. And in more ways than one. *cough* starlight *cough*

    • @VixxKong2
      @VixxKong2 Před 5 lety +5

      @@-zephyressence-2018
      I did not expect to find a fellow VIXX fan here :)

    • @-zephyressence-2018
      @-zephyressence-2018 Před 5 lety +1

      @@VixxKong2 Me either! It's rare to run into a fan outside of VIXX related videos. And also, that picture of Bean is legendary. (and what initially caught my attention. 😂👌)
      That aside, I was surprised to find out that it was possible to hate wasps more than I already do. Yeesh.

  • @krispykrep912
    @krispykrep912 Před 4 lety +3121

    "And the insides of their nests are velvety to the touch."
    EXCUSE ME WHO STUCK THEIR HAND IN THERE

  • @Chimpanz33s
    @Chimpanz33s Před 2 lety +42

    Imagine there’s a marvel comic where spider-man gets “bitten by a wasp only to find out he has a bunch of wasp babies in him.. that would be a truly remembered one

  • @mrc6032
    @mrc6032 Před 2 lety +37

    This woman is every grade school teacher wrapped in one. And that's a compliment. She has a very distinct tonality. She can be my teacher any day.

    • @elsenorgatito
      @elsenorgatito Před 9 měsíci +4

      She's every art teacher or the excellent presenter at the local museum for field trips, not every grade school teacher.

  • @tinman3251
    @tinman3251 Před 4 lety +7476

    My parents: "just walk by it it won't sting you if you don't bother it"
    Wasp: holy shit he's walking! GET HIM

    • @kratosorokai1546
      @kratosorokai1546 Před 3 lety +540

      more like he is breathing GET HIM

    • @f3rn436
      @f3rn436 Před 3 lety +408

      "HE HAS BLOOD CELLS GET IM!!!!!"

    • @ArvizuTX
      @ArvizuTX Před 3 lety +369

      He exists, get em!!!

    • @f3rn436
      @f3rn436 Před 3 lety +64

      @@ArvizuTX I....cant argue with that thb 😅

    • @fullglorywr8322
      @fullglorywr8322 Před 3 lety +54

      HAhaha. This comment chain is funny! Get him!

  • @josh_sqlla
    @josh_sqlla Před 4 lety +3266

    “There is something that’s worse than a wasp: their larvae.”
    So in other words, wasp are still the worst.

  • @TheRafaelDeLaTorre
    @TheRafaelDeLaTorre Před 2 lety +42

    I remember the first time I saw a tarantula hawk, I was about 5 inches away from it taking pictures not knowing they were so dangerous until months later 😭 if you’re in the California foothills, be careful 🥴

    • @xa-12musk8
      @xa-12musk8 Před 4 měsíci

      5 inches is a long distance,I'd say that's above average

  • @ShadowBlade79
    @ShadowBlade79 Před 2 lety +6

    2:54 You made a Beast Wars reference, and I wholeheartedly respect you for that.

  • @wokadokadee
    @wokadokadee Před 3 lety +5779

    I remember eating school lunch outside & a wasp stole a piece of my turkey.

    • @donatelloseyebrows
      @donatelloseyebrows Před 3 lety +530

      Omg that reminded me 😂 f when Markiplier was watching funny vids and he was like " I'm sorry... Did that bee just steal a noodle?"

    • @alfonzom6
      @alfonzom6 Před 3 lety +277

      That reminded me of the time I saw a wasp on a table outside, tried slamming it with my barehand, but the wasp had its stinger facing my hand, and now it's a little cross on my palm

    • @wokadokadee
      @wokadokadee Před 3 lety +72

      @@alfonzom6 Owch!

    • @xenoumbre3010
      @xenoumbre3010 Před 3 lety +18

      PFFFT-
      You poor soul! X3

    • @johnandreid.tacardon256
      @johnandreid.tacardon256 Před 3 lety +46

      Omg rip piece of turkey you will be missed lol

  • @shadesofdusk4031
    @shadesofdusk4031 Před 3 lety +3461

    Hippies:"nature would never be so cruel."
    Wasps: *yo imma sting this frog thirty times and burrow into it*

    • @uhhmeow8055
      @uhhmeow8055 Před 3 lety +45

      lmfAOOOOOO

    • @johngun4377
      @johngun4377 Před 2 lety +200

      Hippos: *LEMME JUST DIVIDE THIS CROC WHICH WAS MINDING ITS OWN BUSINESS*

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- Před 2 lety +78

      Male Lion: *literally animal version of NeckBeards*

    • @Chloestewart._21
      @Chloestewart._21 Před 2 lety +31

      @McMari very true. I remember my lion loving phase lmao-

    • @NagoBust
      @NagoBust Před 2 lety

      Parasites:im gonna take all your resources without giving anything in return also i might or might not kill you

  • @gusrubio489
    @gusrubio489 Před 3 lety +17

    As much as I am fascinated by insects of all types, I should not have watched this just before bedtime.

  • @By_the_gods
    @By_the_gods Před 2 lety +8

    That jewel wasp was arguably the most terrifying thing I've seen a bug do ever.

  • @abhishekjathar
    @abhishekjathar Před 5 lety +1730

    Wasps: making other insects pay for child support

  • @jadenk1409
    @jadenk1409 Před 4 lety +2273

    Japanese Hornet: *arrives to honey bees, nest*
    Honey bees: Why do we hear boss music?!

  • @c0ntrolledchaos
    @c0ntrolledchaos Před 2 lety +14

    I've been stung by a red velvet ant once on my foot in florida, they love dry areas and funny enough i didn't expect wasps to not fly. was a seriously painful experience.

  • @Adrian-mb6wt
    @Adrian-mb6wt Před 2 lety +4

    Its crazy how metal nature is. These insects paralyzing their prey and laying eggs in their body while its still alive is something straight out of a horror movie yet all of this is happening around us on a micro scale 24/7.

  • @shaeveria5218
    @shaeveria5218 Před 5 lety +5392

    I think its funny how the europeon bees are defenseless but the Japanese hony bees will literally BAKE THEM ALIVE

    • @shaeveria5218
      @shaeveria5218 Před 5 lety +218

      @Alan Williams SSHhhhh not so loud! youll let people know.

    • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
      @F1ll1nTh3Blanks Před 5 lety +120

      Imagine the Africanised honey bee.

    • @kyled1673
      @kyled1673 Před 5 lety +128

      @@F1ll1nTh3Blanks Those things will literally swarm and kill. The Asian hornets stand no damn chance.

    • @stackofthwoks
      @stackofthwoks Před 5 lety +10

      Kyle D do you even know how much their stings hurt?

    • @kyled1673
      @kyled1673 Před 5 lety +94

      @@stackofthwoks I know the hornet sting hurts even worse, but the africanized bees are crazier.

  • @phatboi6647
    @phatboi6647 Před 4 lety +2352

    COCKROACH: *exists
    WASP: "so you've chosen death"

  • @edanpino5035
    @edanpino5035 Před 2 lety +8

    Tarantula hawks are the most reasonable wasps from my own experience. I've seen a few in my time and they just kind of exist around humans even if you pass near their feeding grounds

  • @drewpeterson9236
    @drewpeterson9236 Před 2 lety +12

    I always thought the Xenomorph looked kinda like a wasp. Makes sense

  • @Angel-.
    @Angel-. Před 4 lety +3319

    Nobody
    Literally not a single soul
    Wasps: are you challenging me

    • @berg2899
      @berg2899 Před 4 lety +45

      why does shit comments have more likes than this

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Před 4 lety +4

      Yes, fite me wasp.

    • @ZDub123
      @ZDub123 Před 4 lety

      Yep, I just got fd up and didn't even know they were there..

    • @LazyLoonz
      @LazyLoonz Před 4 lety +3

      Cockroach: Oh noes

    • @lefuvui5179
      @lefuvui5179 Před 4 lety +2

      Best comment!!!

  • @rachelpresley4962
    @rachelpresley4962 Před 5 lety +2407

    Japanese hornets:
    Japanese honeybee: *I'm about to end this whole mans career*

  • @beegee80
    @beegee80 Před 2 lety +5

    I love when I see people pick up wasps and the wasp struggles like, "nuuuu put me down plz am amgry!!!!1"

  • @glee21012
    @glee21012 Před 2 lety +5

    Wasp - "I am badass, don't mess with me"
    Mantis - "Hold my beer"
    wasp is eaten alive by mantis
    Mantis - "You were saying?"

  • @rattles8789
    @rattles8789 Před 4 lety +2648

    Wasps: "I just, *REALLY* like hurting people."
    Humans: "But why though?"
    Wasps: "It's just really fun, like, I'll go out of my way to just decimate someone. Hell, even my kids got that bloodlust, ya know?"
    Humans: "Alright, you gotta go."
    Wasps: "Hey, wait-"
    *Flamethrower intensifies*

    • @fanderping5515
      @fanderping5515 Před 4 lety +137

      Sounds like a calebcity quote lmao

    • @ryokiritani4187
      @ryokiritani4187 Před 4 lety +127

      "I'm sure most of the times is just self defense, right?"
      "I'll go out of my way to hurt them."

    • @WanganTunedKeiCar
      @WanganTunedKeiCar Před 4 lety +37

      "Hans...GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!!!"

    • @SlickSkuddy
      @SlickSkuddy Před 4 lety +4

      Fan Derping makes me wanna go back and watch that skit just because

    • @fanderping5515
      @fanderping5515 Před 4 lety +16

      @@SlickSkuddy yeah. Caleb was mad accurate. Wasps are evil.

  • @lordofnugets6324
    @lordofnugets6324 Před 4 lety +1571

    People: hey how where you born
    Wasps: I CrAwLeD oUt Of A ZoMbIe

  • @theoneclutchgod2885
    @theoneclutchgod2885 Před 3 lety +30

    "their venom is so powerful, it can dissolve human skin"
    EVER HEARD OF COYOTE PETERSON???

  • @PastorJack1957
    @PastorJack1957 Před 2 lety +3

    This is one of your best videos yet, that I've seen. You really seem to be more confidante and are having more fun. Really enjoyed this one.

  • @emirelar2862
    @emirelar2862 Před 5 lety +544

    Wasps are like internet trolls , you don't have to interact with them they will attack you for no reason at all.

    • @tinalacey3571
      @tinalacey3571 Před 4 lety +3

      FÁČŤŠ

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Před 4 lety +7

      Not true, wasps don’t attack you when you’re not trying to hurt them or threaten them.

    • @sleeplessdistrict3897
      @sleeplessdistrict3897 Před 4 lety +25

      Xenderez Gacha That’s bees, if I’m more a couple feet away from a wasp It will literally spring at me and fly towards me and try to sting me

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Před 4 lety +3

      Aiden Rivera
      Try living in my house with a wasp nest next to my door.
      We feed em.
      They don’t hurt us.
      People tell us to kill em.
      No.

    • @sleeplessdistrict3897
      @sleeplessdistrict3897 Před 4 lety +14

      Xenderez Gacha The thing is they usually only come out during the summer where I live. Like the video says, they get hangry. And I already have a pet, I’m not gonna feed them and gain a second one that gets pissed any time I forget. And I never try to attack them, like I said if you accidentally get near them they’ll pounce. Then again since I live next to a lake so I get million of mosquitoes on all of my windows. Thankfully we have giant orb weaver spiders that around our house so they catch like half of them

  • @hassandabo6288
    @hassandabo6288 Před 4 lety +1285

    Cockroach:
    Wasp: *hotel Trivago*

  • @FordGTmaniac
    @FordGTmaniac Před 2 lety +4

    Yellow Jackets have built a nest inside one of the walls in my bedroom. The scratching sounds they're making are so loud you can hear it from the opposite side of the room, and over time the sounds have spread out and covered part of an adjacent wall as well. The biggest nest I've had on my house was a bald-faced hornet nest the size of a beach ball, but this one seems dead set on beating it.

  • @Shimakingdom
    @Shimakingdom Před 2 lety +5

    I can’t believe this video almost made me sorry for cockroaches

  • @thiagots85
    @thiagots85 Před 4 lety +706

    "See, cockroaches? My flipflops are an act of mercy!"

    • @saintroddy
      @saintroddy Před 4 lety +50

      Hell, even the kitchen lighter treatment is more merciful.

    • @lazerstudios9982
      @lazerstudios9982 Před 4 lety +38

      "With a smack of my flip flops I delete half of cockroaches body I call that... Mercy"

    • @plinkthenecrobird8851
      @plinkthenecrobird8851 Před 4 lety +12

      Pixel & Lazer- Animations and Gaming Missed opportunity to say “with the flip of my flop”

    • @tekgeekster
      @tekgeekster Před 4 lety

      Roach: "Kill me now please."

    • @user-gj5oc4mt8g
      @user-gj5oc4mt8g Před 4 lety

      Khaki Shorts Missed opportunity to say “Insert *EGGS* “

  • @Marcusdamunch.
    @Marcusdamunch. Před 4 lety +1288

    Human: hits wasp with newspaper .
    Wasp: so you have chosen death

    • @sontodosnarcos
      @sontodosnarcos Před 4 lety +42

      itsyaboi marc Or: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

    • @shaman9024
      @shaman9024 Před 4 lety +33

      Me when I see a wasp nest ""I love the smell of napalm in the morning ""

    • @ren1990
      @ren1990 Před 4 lety +9

      Actually
      Human : breathes

    • @KirbyProductions
      @KirbyProductions Před 4 lety +5

      Wasp: BETTER HOLD ON YOUR HEAD M8 BUZZ!

    • @ihavethehighground8697
      @ihavethehighground8697 Před 4 lety +6

      @@ren1990 wasps: YOU HAVE LOST YOUR LIVE PRIVILEGE

  • @letsplaysvonaja1714
    @letsplaysvonaja1714 Před 2 lety +1

    "There's only one thing worse than a wasp"
    "A child"

  • @jerzy9348
    @jerzy9348 Před 2 lety +3

    All this is ghastly fascinating and you present it all so well, thank you!

  • @beelzebub469
    @beelzebub469 Před 3 lety +1139

    Cockroach: * alive *
    Wasp: "you know the rules, and so do I"

  • @Voidio2454
    @Voidio2454 Před 4 lety +2368

    "Their venom is so powerful, it can dissolve human skin"
    *T H E W H A T*

    • @MineBro56
      @MineBro56 Před 4 lety +25

      pfp fits

    • @yumori8180
      @yumori8180 Před 4 lety +14

      @@MineBro56 indeed

    • @voyager4922
      @voyager4922 Před 4 lety +49

      Straight up copy of another comment

    • @melbies
      @melbies Před 4 lety +41

      Yeh, I can confirm that. I got stung by one of them in China. I had a dent on thumb for 2 months from the dissolved skin where I was stung. :(

    • @wizandsquiggytheguineapigs2996
      @wizandsquiggytheguineapigs2996 Před 4 lety +7

      @@melbies not to worry there in the US now horray...........

  • @Shaathurray
    @Shaathurray Před 2 lety +3

    "Their venom is so powerful, it can dissolve human skin."
    I will be the first person to harvest the glorious liquid. Oo the ideas

  • @sorrenblitz805
    @sorrenblitz805 Před rokem +2

    I loved the break in Kayfabe when she just broke and said that wasps are "effing a-holes" that's a really wholesome moment for me for the human-ness of it.

  • @casualwoomy
    @casualwoomy Před 3 lety +1945

    Bee: helo am bee
    Wasp: IM SORRY DID YOU JUST EXIST WITHIN 100 KM OF MY BEING THAT IS ILLEGAL

    • @overse7938
      @overse7938 Před 3 lety +113

      Ant: (silently) all right bois, see that flying thing, get past it and not problem
      Wasp: AH YO, ITS TIME TO CONSUME AN ENTIRE COLONY

    • @yaboique6650
      @yaboique6650 Před 3 lety +5

      Bruh

    • @cutiebetutie
      @cutiebetutie Před 3 lety +11

      *cries in US non metric-system*

    • @arlenedistel1108
      @arlenedistel1108 Před 2 lety

      @@yaboique6650 what?

    • @JonCom3dy
      @JonCom3dy Před 2 lety

      🤣

  • @threadmaster2749
    @threadmaster2749 Před 3 lety +2023

    In a nutshell:
    Bees: *Canadians normally*
    Wasp: *Canadians during war*

    • @expfcwintergreenv2.02
      @expfcwintergreenv2.02 Před 3 lety +67

      We stand on guard for bee

    • @xLeafs2012x
      @xLeafs2012x Před 3 lety +15

      Sounds about right

    • @godofgames0947
      @godofgames0947 Před 3 lety +10

      Seems legit

    • @Givemethelamp
      @Givemethelamp Před 3 lety +67

      Fun fact: in wwii or wwi Canadian prisoners of war were treated so nicely that when the war was over they didn’t want to leave Canada

    • @theonlytnargmatt
      @theonlytnargmatt Před 3 lety +9

      Yes but there was also the time a Canadian destroyer Dan out of normal shells, so used its star shells (white phosphorus) to turn an enemy ship into a floating nightmare land.

  • @private_channel235
    @private_channel235 Před 2 lety +3

    I once killed a hornet, slowly. I started with it's wings, then it's legs, then it's mandibles, the stinger, the antenna then everything else until it stopped moving. I was stung by a crap load of digger hornets, screamed like a little girl, I got some retribution, but I'm still not satisfied.

  • @shaunoleary8740
    @shaunoleary8740 Před rokem +1

    I love watching your drawing come together as I learn about cool things. Please keep going!

  • @oigliyj
    @oigliyj Před 4 lety +648

    Any living creature: *exists*
    Wasps: Oh, you're approaching me?

    • @marvgaming2669
      @marvgaming2669 Před 4 lety +15

      I see your a fan of jojo

    • @SabsWithR
      @SabsWithR Před 4 lety +12

      Is-is..is that a-a..Jj...o...

    • @Cinn_ical
      @Cinn_ical Před 4 lety +49

      I can't sting the shit out of you without getting closer

    • @lordfarquaad380
      @lordfarquaad380 Před 4 lety +19

      Instead of running away you’re coming right to me?

    • @BreadofRye
      @BreadofRye Před 4 lety +11

      I see you thought you'd die a natural death
      BUT
      KONO WASP DA

  • @zhangao4530
    @zhangao4530 Před 4 lety +487

    Cockroach: Exists.
    Wasp: Your free trial of living has ended.

  • @nzephier
    @nzephier Před 2 lety +2

    This video: but wait, there's more!
    Me: and now I'm never leaving the house.

  • @psiwasp5919
    @psiwasp5919 Před 2 lety +3

    *This hurts and comforts me at the same time.*

  • @pipolwes000
    @pipolwes000 Před 4 lety +1900

    The Schmidt pain index is an attempt to systematize how painful it is to get bitten or stung by a bee, wasp, or ant. Justin O. Schmidt basically lets himself get stung by all sorts of insects, reviews the sensation and rates them on a scale of 0 to 4.
    0: no pain at all
    1: light pain, "almost pleasant, a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard"
    2: about as painful as a honey bee sting
    3: either intense, short-lived pain, or pain which lasts more than 30 minutes
    4: "Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?"

  • @stfuyoutube423
    @stfuyoutube423 Před rokem +2

    i've always called wasps "aggressive bees"

  • @randommemesweekly4417
    @randommemesweekly4417 Před 2 lety +1

    "i'm hardened at this point i'm ready for anything"
    *parasitic wasps*
    WAIT I LIED I WAS NOT READY FOR ANYTHING NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE

  • @358itachi
    @358itachi Před 3 lety +3434

    I think Japanese Honey Bees are the only animals who use 'Dog Pile' as an effective attack strategy.

    • @edwon1
      @edwon1 Před 2 lety +79

      All honey bees swarm attackers to heat them up until death.

    • @358itachi
      @358itachi Před 2 lety +123

      @@edwon1 I have to disagree to that, Japanese honey bees evolved along side the giant hornets and evolved this strategy to counter them. You can clearly see this difference in the way American honey bee colonies' interaction with the invasive giant hornets.

    • @edwon1
      @edwon1 Před 2 lety +5

      @@358itachi I jave to disagree with that because european honey bees are the only ones that dont be europe stoopid

    • @flimsy6232
      @flimsy6232 Před 2 lety +6

      Nope all honey bees

    • @OkieTA95
      @OkieTA95 Před 2 lety +10

      I don't know what about dogs maybe?

  • @kblskables2877
    @kblskables2877 Před 3 lety +764

    The horror movies lose their luster when you learn that there is a real version of them walking around.

    • @LordMalice6d9
      @LordMalice6d9 Před 3 lety +58

      The real world has always been much scarier than any horror movie could conjure up.

    • @arn3107
      @arn3107 Před 2 lety +1

      @@LordMalice6d9 true

    • @aviewtokill08
      @aviewtokill08 Před 2 lety +2

      For real! No need for tacky scare tactics or bad actors. Eesh..

    • @pluspiping
      @pluspiping Před 2 lety +8

      What could be more horrifying than horror movies? Real life, which inspires them. @_@

  • @issacdunham6257
    @issacdunham6257 Před 3 lety +1

    I have found no greater joy in my life than seeing Honey bees cook a hornet.

  • @matthewhumphreys1879
    @matthewhumphreys1879 Před rokem +1

    Oh my gosh, I learned things AND got to enjoy a Beast Wars reference; I appreciate your channel so much!

  • @the4thtomato138
    @the4thtomato138 Před 3 lety +881

    "they fall prey to small birds and me with a newspaper!"
    And me with a shotgun

    • @6feetapartor6feetunder78
      @6feetapartor6feetunder78 Před 3 lety +79

      And me with a flamethrower

    • @mikebakster2540
      @mikebakster2540 Před 3 lety +70

      And me with a bucket of water, i live by wasps that live underground, i drowned those fuckers in water and sprayed a few with raid and bug repellent, also fineshed them off by hitting them with a ballpeen hammer, and i learned that im lethally acurate with it

    • @akrepiidfiresupportvehicle2289
      @akrepiidfiresupportvehicle2289 Před 3 lety +20

      And that dude over there with a flamethrower

    • @subnauticaispog7580
      @subnauticaispog7580 Před 3 lety +24

      @@mikebakster2540 Jesus christ

    • @arunaraghu4453
      @arunaraghu4453 Před 3 lety +27

      and me with a nuclear bomb

  • @keelandarger4866
    @keelandarger4866 Před 3 lety +926

    My mom: if you walk past the wasps they won’t sting you.
    The wasps: we got a runner, get em bois

    • @evanmichaelleegearhart8
      @evanmichaelleegearhart8 Před 3 lety +1

      copy catter

    • @keelandarger4866
      @keelandarger4866 Před 3 lety +44

      @@evanmichaelleegearhart8 that fact that you made the effort to comment this on an 8 month old comment amazes me, and no, I didn’t copy

    • @goodday625
      @goodday625 Před 3 lety +1

      xddd

    • @themilkman5237
      @themilkman5237 Před 3 lety +15

      @@evanmichaelleegearhart8 if you think about it anything and everything you’ve ever said was copied from someone else

    • @KoenDraws
      @KoenDraws Před 3 lety +6

      @@evanmichaelleegearhart8 Go home 9 year old

  • @matthewspidell1143
    @matthewspidell1143 Před 2 lety +2

    You’re an awesome artist and awesome content creator. Keep it up:)

  • @internetclown904
    @internetclown904 Před 2 lety +1

    People are scared of spiders. But wasps are greater nightmares. Imagine a horror movie based on the jewel wasp 0-0

  • @saintroddy
    @saintroddy Před 4 lety +498

    I just realized that most of the animal kingdom is pretty much a simulation of Warhammer 40k.

    • @AvB.83
      @AvB.83 Před 4 lety +35

      Lets just hope no one murderfucks any chaos gods into existence, Chaos Wasps would be damn near the scariest thing I can imagine... :D

    • @CrimsonUltrafox
      @CrimsonUltrafox Před 4 lety +38

      So a Japanese hornet is like a chaos space marine vs honeybee Imperial Guardsmen?

    • @djcuevas1057
      @djcuevas1057 Před 4 lety +13

      Mountain Fox This is far too damn accurate.

    • @CrimsonUltrafox
      @CrimsonUltrafox Před 4 lety +8

      @Jon Dough Perfect place to start is Luetin09's videos about it on youtube. I highly recommend you start with: "The Emperor of Man [1] Rise of Humanity"

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 Před 4 lety +1

      @@CrimsonUltrafox Ants are more like Imperial Guardsmen, if you were to fracture the entire Imperium into a bunch of factions.

  • @colewagner
    @colewagner Před 4 lety +491

    Humans: we continue finding cool inventive ways to kill roaches
    Wasps: hold my beer

  • @aiodensghost8645
    @aiodensghost8645 Před 2 lety +2

    Always check your drink when outside during the summer, especially if it is a soft drink/pop/soda etc. Getting stung in the mouth and throat because you drank one and it cast Chaotic Will +9 in an attempt to get out is the worst.

  • @MourningCoffeeMusic
    @MourningCoffeeMusic Před 2 lety +1

    I remember standing online for a ride as a kid and a whole family of wasps cut in front of me when it was my turn. So rude

  • @notificationgangmember9339
    @notificationgangmember9339 Před 4 lety +694

    "Their venom is so powerful it can dissolve human skin."
    *Say sike Right Now.*

    • @jonathanm.2609
      @jonathanm.2609 Před 3 lety +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @GraemeGunn
      @GraemeGunn Před 3 lety +4

      It's not "sike" you idiot, it's "psych".

    • @notificationgangmember9339
      @notificationgangmember9339 Před 3 lety +41

      @@GraemeGunn Jesus christ, you don't need to insult me over a grammer mistake.
      Also, it was intentional.

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 Před 3 lety +17

      @@GraemeGunn the sike is popular trend right now

    • @strugglez2105
      @strugglez2105 Před 3 lety +25

      @@GraemeGunn your the idiot here lmao

  • @datpotatoboi2.076
    @datpotatoboi2.076 Před 5 lety +413

    *Finds hornet nest*
    “Welp gotta throw away the entire forest now”

  • @kenm.4132
    @kenm.4132 Před 2 lety +1

    The Xenomorph reference was much more accurate than I was expecting. I’m terrified now, thanks.

  • @pauliesandmanpalermo3757

    first time watching your page and gotta give you mad props.... dope all the way around...... ❤

  • @veleriaXIV
    @veleriaXIV Před 5 lety +529

    "Has been rated a 3 out of 4 on the pain index"
    "Also called, the Cow Killer"
    *puts hand near it"

    • @emmaj1384
      @emmaj1384 Před 5 lety +8

      That pain range is kinda narrow

    • @jeremyjackson483
      @jeremyjackson483 Před 5 lety +6

      Brantley Smith the Velvet ant is the cow killer not the panda ant

    • @vladdracul5072
      @vladdracul5072 Před 5 lety +15

      There are idiots competing in who can eat the hottest peppers, so why shouldn't there be idiots competing in who can bear the most painful stings?

    • @alfonsomata6917
      @alfonsomata6917 Před 5 lety +20

      coyote peterson

    • @NothingHere-dz2tm
      @NothingHere-dz2tm Před 5 lety +5

      Jeremy Jackson “Panda ant OR velvet ant” its the same bug

  • @JanJanNik
    @JanJanNik Před 4 lety +257

    imagine being paralyzed but still sentient to somebody eating you up from the inside in an underground dungeon, oof
    stuff of nightmares

    • @alexiboris6937
      @alexiboris6937 Před 3 lety +9

      Earth is no longer safe

    • @bobbyhill4118
      @bobbyhill4118 Před 3 lety +4

      No. They have their babies on you and their babies burrow into your stomach and grow inside of you

    • @justanormalinvestigator2640
      @justanormalinvestigator2640 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bobbyhill4118 That’s literally what he said.

    •  Před 2 lety

      Insects are brutal

  • @MaverickMaws
    @MaverickMaws Před 2 lety +1

    What's worse than a wasp?
    *dramatically pulls back paper that says child wasp*
    **GASP** A CHILD!
    (PLS SOMEONE GET THIS REFERENCE)

  • @Max-ej4oh
    @Max-ej4oh Před 2 lety +1

    Oh I'll leave it alone alright, it's not my problem.
    ... until the wasp decides to become my problem, then it's time to grab the spray.

  • @rurijo3169
    @rurijo3169 Před 5 lety +755

    Someone:*holds a wasp with their bare hand*
    Me:absolute MADLAD

    • @coolchrisable
      @coolchrisable Před 4 lety +16

      not only that it was a Japanese Gaint hornet

    • @nikofox8513
      @nikofox8513 Před 4 lety +2

      I have held a knife wings
      Not really

    • @invertedelbows2322
      @invertedelbows2322 Před 4 lety +4

      @Stephen Armour l i e s. i almost got stung by wasps for trying to walk out the gate at my grandmas house. like "why you build ur house in the fence"

    • @astick5249
      @astick5249 Před 4 lety +1

      @@invertedelbows2322 well its not like they knew that they were living next to giants who happen to cross by their home every day .

    • @Lefty217
      @Lefty217 Před 4 lety

      MOXIE

  • @DeathbyPixels
    @DeathbyPixels Před 5 lety +315

    7:53 “Meet the Giant Japanese Hornet.”
    You know, I’d... rather not. I’ve uh... got a thing in uh-
    /looks at watch-less wrist
    -half an hour, so

  • @daisyelizabeth5462
    @daisyelizabeth5462 Před 2 lety +1

    wasps and i have an agreement: they live in the garden and i never get to be in the garden again. i’d say mostly fair because at least they’re not trying to live in my house right? at least i dont have to move out

  • @Crichjo32
    @Crichjo32 Před 2 lety +1

    If life was a video game:
    Human life: normal mode
    Animal kingdom: hard mode
    Insect kingdom: nightmare mode

  • @ComradeLavender
    @ComradeLavender Před 5 lety +437

    I hate roaches but I would never wish that fate on them. Truly horrifying.

    • @ethanschweitzer8489
      @ethanschweitzer8489 Před 5 lety +3

      GoCrazyDontMindIfIDo ikr

    • @kevinfortin8240
      @kevinfortin8240 Před 5 lety +11

      You sure about that ?

    • @SL-ui9dd
      @SL-ui9dd Před 5 lety +15

      These wasps are the real psychos

    • @funkystickman99
      @funkystickman99 Před 5 lety +7

      Nah i have more sympathy from that tarantula

    • @KawaiiKing64
      @KawaiiKing64 Před 5 lety

      Emerald Jewel Wasps are legitimately Chestbursters from Aliens
      Edit: Wow, even she said so, too!

  • @noob_man8985
    @noob_man8985 Před 4 lety +2291

    it attacc
    It attacc
    But most importantly...
    It attacc

  • @lukasdewit
    @lukasdewit Před 2 lety +2

    In this episode: Danielle shits on wasps for 13 minutes and it's completely valid

  • @MadameSomnambule
    @MadameSomnambule Před 2 lety

    Bee: Don't mind me, just pollinating stuff. Don't bother me.
    Wasp: Look at me wrong and I'll freakin' MAIM you!!

  • @olympia5758
    @olympia5758 Před 5 lety +357

    These bastards came straight from the deepest pits of Hell, these things are just pure evil. I don't care what anyone says these things were created by the Devil himself. I remember watering my sunflowers and these demons in insect form started harassing me for no reason.

    • @hnk8086
      @hnk8086 Před 5 lety +17

      lmao you were watering your sunflowers for the first time in a year and didnt realize it wasnt yours anymore when you disrupted a home of wasps when watering haha

    • @olympia5758
      @olympia5758 Před 5 lety +23

      @@hnk8086 yeah, now when I go to water my sunflowers I only do it at night or at sunset when those wasps (demons) won't be able to harass me.

    • @jestermindcrime1773
      @jestermindcrime1773 Před 5 lety +3

      this is SATAN,,,your welcome

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield Před 5 lety +2

      Hobbs Charles i was in the kitchen and i heard something idk what it was, i think it was a wasps but luckily it was outside and not inside. That literally scared the crap out of me

    • @ANite-vx1vk
      @ANite-vx1vk Před 5 lety +7

      You started pouring water over temperamental beasts. To them you attacked first, therefore you are the demon.
      (Those things are evil pricks though, as someone who was swarmed by a nest of them)

  • @mermaidenby6402
    @mermaidenby6402 Před 5 lety +511

    I don't use wasp repellent, i use a flamethrower

    • @bentoenjes6553
      @bentoenjes6553 Před 4 lety +11

      Eren Jaeger What’s the difference?!

    • @urdadurmom4783
      @urdadurmom4783 Před 4 lety +3

      Eren Jaeger ikr

    • @Phantom87865
      @Phantom87865 Před 4 lety +10

      @@bentoenjes6553 flamethrowers kill them quicker

    • @CJA2668
      @CJA2668 Před 4 lety +3

      Eren Jaeger Is it because the thumbnail said they are nature’s xenomorphs?

    • @derran-
      @derran- Před 4 lety +2

      Perfect but what if there is a wasp in your house
      BURN IT DOWN?

  • @Nick-rs5if
    @Nick-rs5if Před 2 lety +1

    You know, I don't think I have ever heard anything more menacing than a colony of giant wasps drumming their wings against their bodies in unison to a marching tune...
    The fact that you can hear it pretty well from several meters away, are just the stuff of which nightmares are born out of.
    Jesus Christ.

  • @theriddler6994
    @theriddler6994 Před 2 lety

    I can almost see wasp saying: "How do you do fellow bees?" While agresively rubbing hands

  • @somagb1
    @somagb1 Před 3 lety +1084

    “Their venom can dissolve human skin”
    *mom, book me a flight to the next galaxy please*

    • @jedigamer9935
      @jedigamer9935 Před 3 lety +74

      Then you find a planet with human sized wasps.

    • @qaswara9755
      @qaswara9755 Před 3 lety +40

      Just go to Antarctica

    • @iwanttodiesoimgoinghome218
      @iwanttodiesoimgoinghome218 Před 3 lety +18

      What if that galaxy was Wasps galaxy with human like intelligence and human like size

    • @memelol9870
      @memelol9870 Před 3 lety +9

      The next universe: a universe where the rolls of humans and Wasps are swapped

    • @BlessedDominic
      @BlessedDominic Před 3 lety +9

      @@qaswara9755 the chances of a Wasp appearing on Antarctica are low, but never zero

  • @friendlyauthor7435
    @friendlyauthor7435 Před 4 lety +500

    Beehives: _Exist_
    30 Giant Asian Hornets:
    *_Im about to end this man's whole career_*

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs Před 4 lety +17

      Japanese honeybee: Omae wa mou shindeiru
      Asian Hornet: Nani!?
      *zerg rush*

    • @hahayousucklmao125
      @hahayousucklmao125 Před 4 lety +2

      S t o N k s

    • @Bruh-lr6uk
      @Bruh-lr6uk Před 4 lety

      FluffyXenomorph XX121 CoolXeno yes

    • @swampcrawlerls1267
      @swampcrawlerls1267 Před 4 lety

      I'm gunna be shooting asian wasps off my beehives with a pellet rifle.

    • @kingbubba9546
      @kingbubba9546 Před 4 lety

      Swampcrawler LS1 I hope they all rush and attack you

  • @juancuch4609
    @juancuch4609 Před 3 lety +2

    jesus, i didnt expected a waspinator reference here... or elsewhere.
    Mad respect

  • @kyronsaybay7399
    @kyronsaybay7399 Před 2 lety +1

    I love your vids they are so cool the bug ones make me crawl in my own skin but it's still amazing how u know all this

  • @michaelparker2449
    @michaelparker2449 Před 5 lety +119

    If one of those giant wasps got in my house I'd skip the newspaper and just grab the shotgun.

    • @tudifrudijohansen3258
      @tudifrudijohansen3258 Před 5 lety +5

      I'd get several hundred Japanese honey bees

    • @maplemusic52
      @maplemusic52 Před 5 lety +12

      Good idea, it's too hard to off yourself with a newspaper.

    • @stock_movie1875
      @stock_movie1875 Před 3 lety

      Doesn't work. They just take the gun and snap it in two and look at you then say "so was that supposed to save you?"