The Microsoft Bob Experience: Was It Really THAT Bad?

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  • čas přidán 25. 01. 2018
  • This is the infamous Microsoft Bob from 1995. Often ridiculed for being childish, overpriced, and introducing us to Comic Sans and Clippy. But was Bob truly as terrible as its reputation suggests?
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  • @LGR
    @LGR  Před 6 lety +2656

    Next piece of odd Windows software to cover: Bonzi Buddy? Thoughts?
    EDIT: I DID IT czcams.com/video/L958sMz1kWs/video.html

  • @Pibbolino
    @Pibbolino Před 6 lety +3491

    im still using bob to plan and list all my divorces

    • @h.celine9303
      @h.celine9303 Před 6 lety +135

      stay classy

    • @Pibbolino
      @Pibbolino Před 6 lety +467

      i just dont get why its limited to 60 divorces

    • @letmebeurcoffeepot2091
      @letmebeurcoffeepot2091 Před 6 lety +95

      Dont mess with my Messias Bob's real downfall was only allowing sixty divorces. Such a shame.

    • @akatheletterj7342
      @akatheletterj7342 Před 6 lety +50

      planned Bob's uninstallment in Bob, worked out just fine.

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 Před 5 lety +27

      +Dont mess with my Messias:
      Computers back then often had 4 MB or 8 MB and RAM was about 45$/MB.
      It made sense to limit to 60 divorces but I prefer power of 2 numbers, such as 64.

  • @dadam6900
    @dadam6900 Před 6 lety +1447

    I think BOB would've been better if it was marketed more towards elementary schools, libraries, young children, and elderly.

  • @Bobbydawriter
    @Bobbydawriter Před 2 lety +387

    I'm a Hollywood screenwriter who was actually hired (with my partner Rob Muir) to write hundreds, if not thousands of little dialog bubbles filled with quips, questions, and suggestions for the Dog and Clippy, etc. Imagine coming up with 50 ways to say "Do you want to open the drawer?" LOL! Insanely fun to see this. I honestly had forgotten about our experiences on this assignment. Thanks!

    • @JoeTAC
      @JoeTAC Před rokem +37

      The fact that your name is Bob is amazing. The other person was Rob? Oh my gosh, did they ONLY hire people whose name could be Bob for this?

    • @Bobbydawriter
      @Bobbydawriter Před rokem +18

      @@JoeTAC Ha. Seemingly, right?!

    • @Flexin010
      @Flexin010 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Wow how cool!

    • @thisaintart
      @thisaintart Před 10 měsíci +2

      Yo you got to act with mr T! Hahah sick! Loved your videos on your channel

    • @thisaintart
      @thisaintart Před 10 měsíci +2

      “Hey Mike!” 😂

  • @microsoftbob2381
    @microsoftbob2381 Před 4 lety +1893

    The world is still not ready for me

    • @crow9149
      @crow9149 Před 4 lety +73

      Eh, I think it's just that you were never ready for it.

    • @aiosquadron
      @aiosquadron Před 4 lety +30

      But you were great for kid! My little sister like it...

    • @MagitekBahamuto
      @MagitekBahamuto Před 4 lety +47

      Where is Microsoft Bob 2 for W10?!??

    • @Mikko088
      @Mikko088 Před 4 lety +17

      Perhaps they should remake you in virtual reality. :)

    • @emmanuelmorfin7858
      @emmanuelmorfin7858 Před 4 lety +4

      CaN. YOu wOrK On WiN 10

  • @Guthixian_
    @Guthixian_ Před 6 lety +2736

    I saw a "plan your divorce" option in that financial list program 😰

    • @save9624
      @save9624 Před 6 lety +517

      I wonder if anyone has ever used it to plan a divorce

    • @UmJammerChelle
      @UmJammerChelle Před 6 lety +776

      Now I'm imagining someone's spouse finding a half filled "plan your divorce" spreadsheet in Microsoft Bob.

    • @Moobear30
      @Moobear30 Před 6 lety +395

      If you knew your spouse paid $99.99 (~$160 today) for this, wouldn't you consider divorce as a viable option?

    • @wpl955g9
      @wpl955g9 Před 6 lety +382

      "I'm sorry, darling, but I'm leaving you for Microsoft Bob. You can have custody of Clippy."

    • @StrayFire
      @StrayFire Před 6 lety +104

      *Clippit

  • @fryingpanda9103
    @fryingpanda9103 Před 4 lety +838

    Honestly, I'm kinda charmed by the laid back feel of this OS. The instruction manual disguised as a magazine, the name and the logo, it's all just quirky and creative. It's just, an OS isn't the best place for this.

    • @TheChrisRolla
      @TheChrisRolla Před 3 lety +51

      Yes
      If you could LAUNCH BOB from the standard OS after initializing and powering on each time it could be a cool optional overlay instead of a large change to the entire OS

    • @cashchristian5413
      @cashchristian5413 Před 3 lety +14

      @@TheChrisRolla Packard did this and it worked out alot better.

    • @73rmin8r
      @73rmin8r Před 3 lety +11

      @@TheChrisRolla you could definitely do that. There's an option when you install it to either start up on boot or not.

  • @RubySahira
    @RubySahira Před 4 lety +1225

    I was a kid and grandpa had this on his PC, I adored everything about it, I won't lie. This is such a nostalgia trip.

    • @tomypower4898
      @tomypower4898 Před 4 lety +8

      Jade Fitzgerald answer is today yes

    • @babushkablyattv2751
      @babushkablyattv2751 Před 4 lety +20

      @@tomypower4898 ?

    • @EvaCottontail
      @EvaCottontail Před 3 lety +20

      The kid me would be fascinated by this program too back then!

    • @BruhRun
      @BruhRun Před 3 lety +1

      ooof for you

    • @acaciaenator
      @acaciaenator Před 3 lety +11

      same! i used to make a bunch of different rooms with random furniture and doors. all good memories! didn't use anything else though (:

  • @SapphFire
    @SapphFire Před 5 lety +738

    _Life's Milestones:_
    After the honeymoon
    Caring for an older parent
    Daycare
    *Divorce*

    • @Audioworm
      @Audioworm Před 4 lety +67

      *Pee in her mouth*

    • @Jennifer_Devote
      @Jennifer_Devote Před 4 lety +9

      I thought I might be the only one who saw that...thank you stranger. Thank you.

    • @tomyyoung2624
      @tomyyoung2624 Před 4 lety +1

      santa is comming for kittens geo safari planet

  • @ingibingi2000
    @ingibingi2000 Před 6 lety +718

    Honestly having that @bob email address would be quite the novelty

    • @curtisss
      @curtisss Před 5 lety +64

      Now I really want an @bob email address, that was my first thought

    • @snek7535
      @snek7535 Před 5 lety +5

      I can relate

    • @AsellusPrimus
      @AsellusPrimus Před 4 lety +17

      Would those addresses still work? Can Microsoft actually decommission them? I made an @live.ca email in the very brief time where Microsoft phased out "Hotmail" but couldn't decide what to call it's online productivity stuff yet, and it's still my primary email... I'm not sure how it works now, like if they are required to keep it going or if one day they might just take it away from me.

    • @luishirschlieb6083
      @luishirschlieb6083 Před 4 lety +16

      Who ever owns @bob would control that domain today. E-mail addresses are created at the domain level with dev tools such as CPanel these days. These e-mails where probably purged if the domain was sold to some one else, especially if their intent with the domain wasn't to buy-out/continue bob services (which it probably wasn't - MS probably shut bob down, reassigned employees to other tasks, and simply didn't renew their domain for @bob - purging the e-mail addys/etc in the process.)

    • @benjwgarner
      @benjwgarner Před 4 lety +7

      @@luishirschlieb6083 They sold the bob.com domain name.

  • @somegreenguy
    @somegreenguy Před 5 lety +210

    I find it funny how Bob is essentially a shell for Windows, which itself is a shell for DOS
    So Bob is like a double inception shell

    • @baraodascolinas979
      @baraodascolinas979 Před rokem +6

      Linux, a Unix derivative, has that on the third, fourth or more dimension.

  • @Tadesan
    @Tadesan Před 4 lety +128

    I bet there is some old guy somewhere who still uses Bob to this day. It's like, set up on a computer in the corner of his living room with a crocheted doily on top of the monitor.

    • @nessamillikan6247
      @nessamillikan6247 Před 2 lety +29

      Don’t forget the cute dog or cat mousepad, the hard wooden dining chair with a pastel floral pattern seat cushion, and the logins and passwords written on sticky notes posted in plain view.

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle Před 6 měsíci

      @@nessamillikan6247that mixes so wel

  • @ThunderbolttheFox
    @ThunderbolttheFox Před 4 lety +361

    When I was in pre-school, someone actually had this installed on the only school computer in the classroom. I thought is was the coolest ever because I was a little kid and computers in general were not something I got to use very often

    • @firemonkey1015
      @firemonkey1015 Před 2 lety

      How could you possibly remember preschool

    • @ThunderbolttheFox
      @ThunderbolttheFox Před 2 lety +25

      @@firemonkey1015 I don't remember all of it, only snippets here and there that stood out, this being one of them.

    • @me67galaxylife
      @me67galaxylife Před 11 měsíci

      And that kid became a furry… tragic

  • @fluffycritter
    @fluffycritter Před 6 lety +58

    Comic Sans was developed for Bob and the Office Assistants (Which were more than just Clippy/Clipit) grew out of Bob, so I think it’s still fair to blame Bob for both things.
    My favorite Bob “feature” was that if you get a password wrong a bunch of times, it says you must have forgotten your own password and asks if you want to change it. Security!

  • @MariusRenn
    @MariusRenn Před 6 lety +174

    In a way it seems Bob was also ahead of its time: The guided simplified interfaces are now common on mobile devices. Of course without all the skeuomorphism.

    • @saintdane05
      @saintdane05 Před 5 lety +15

      Skeuomorphism seems to have fallen by the wayside entirely at this point. Not sure how I feel about it

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx Před 4 lety +16

      If you load into Steam VR you arrive in a house where you can move the objects and resize them

    • @carltonleboss
      @carltonleboss Před 2 lety +8

      @@Milamberinx So I guess you could say that Bob walked so Steam VR could run

    • @mgscheue
      @mgscheue Před rokem

      Yes. Jony Ive would not have been pleased!

  • @andrewmorris483
    @andrewmorris483 Před 5 lety +209

    What I learned from this:
    Clippy was a result of the Mandela Effect with Clippit.

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 Před 4 lety +12

      More of a nickname than "Mandela"

    • @AmyraCarter
      @AmyraCarter Před 4 lety +8

      I didn't hear 'Clippy' until a few years ago...

    • @medes5597
      @medes5597 Před 4 lety +24

      Nope, in office 97 and onwards, she/he tells you people call her/him Clippy and she/he's listed as Clippy in all assistant selection screens after that until he/she is discontinued

    • @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii
      @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii Před 3 lety +6

      @@medes5597 clippy is offended you didnt use xe pronom ;)

    • @D2Davis
      @D2Davis Před rokem +1

      @@medes5597 thank you for respecting clippit's pronouns, wouldn't want any begrudged virtual assistants starting beef on twitter!

  • @emilyapricot1313
    @emilyapricot1313 Před 5 lety +191

    I definitely would have liked this as a kid. I would have put all my programs in creative places in all the rooms. Too bad it was so expensive !!

    • @polygondwanaland8390
      @polygondwanaland8390 Před 4 lety +17

      it reminds me of the brief mid 2000s fad of having shelf / office themed desktop backgrounds

    • @BigSleepyOx
      @BigSleepyOx Před 3 lety +11

      Kids would like it, but so much of the functionality wasn't aimed at kids. Keeping track of finances, divorces, and the like? lol
      But even though it failed, I admire the engineering and packaging.

  • @dankananga
    @dankananga Před 5 lety +292

    I cracked up at
    *Favorite Food: AC/DC*

    • @tomypower4898
      @tomypower4898 Před 4 lety

      Anderson Santos yes all lots

    • @tomyyoung2624
      @tomyyoung2624 Před 4 lety

      anwser today yes!

    • @fuzzydunlop1753
      @fuzzydunlop1753 Před 4 lety +3

      I have to admit, it is tasty.

    • @signbear999
      @signbear999 Před 3 lety +2

      @@fuzzydunlop1753 That is why people use forks in power outlets.

    • @JANEWtyh
      @JANEWtyh Před 3 lety +1

      Don’t let it eat Angus Young, we all know where Malcolm and Bon went

  • @alkaholic4848
    @alkaholic4848 Před 5 lety +270

    15:21 You summed it up in tht one sentence "it was designed like a childrens application ... that mainly dealt with keeping lists, doing your taxes, sending business correspondance, and managing program executables"
    I think MS completely misunderstood the concept of "user friendly". That means easy to use. Easy to use means not drowning people in information but giving them simple succinct information. Bob actually overcomplicated things, but they thought that by painting pretty pictures and having the really really long winded user manual put in a speech bubble of a dog that never leaves you alone, people would somehow like it. It doesn't. It just stifles productivity with all the fluff and relentless jibber jabber.
    Customising your home has nice gimmicky value..... but if you want to play a game you play a game, if you want to do something productive you do something productive. This is neither.

    • @624radicalham
      @624radicalham Před 4 lety +12

      I remember a phrase used by phone UI designers called "real world anchors". It was after Apple and Android designers abandoned a design language with things on your screen that look like real world items you use, such as a trashcan. They opted for a cleaner style with none of that. Although I did miss the graphics, I have come to accept that for productivity clean and logically cold is better.

    • @emilyofjane
      @emilyofjane Před 3 lety +21

      I honestly think that Bob would’ve been far more successful if they just left out Rover and the “assistants.”
      The house metaphor isn’t bad in and of itself, but all of those characters and speech bubbles distract from the actual features.

    • @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii
      @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii Před 3 lety

      Other times other software. Bob was a freebie tossed in to test out the new multimedia features. The concept of revolutionizing the OS/GUI paradigm was never the end goal.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Před 2 lety +13

      @@624radicalham I've never agreed with that. Look at Windows 95 UIs. They're not pretty, but you can immediately tell "that's a button, because it looks like one; it will do something if I click on it".
      With phones I'm always seeing people not even realize that certain UI elements are there, let alone what they do. What's this three lines? Oh, I can drag this? Why does clicking on this plain text do something but on this one doesn't?
      Besides that, any time you have icons, there's those same "anchors" again. A trash can, a telephone, a light bulb, a camera...
      I don't think everything should look like Win95 (and the same design ideas wouldn't entirely work on phones) but we should go back to imitating real life instead of making everything an abstract borderless rectangle with no indication of what's what.

    • @bchristian85
      @bchristian85 Před rokem

      This is a good point. It may have even been popular had they made it a legitimate children's application. Have tools that they could use for school work, some games, and other educational tools. Maybe even allow it to connect with MS Encarta if you also own that.

  • @BDNeon
    @BDNeon Před 4 lety +197

    The early days of computers were so funny, we had the technology, but we just didn't fully grasp what it was for.

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky Před 2 lety +2

      That wasn't really the early days.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Před 2 lety +5

      Things are still like that today.

    • @Robb1977
      @Robb1977 Před 2 lety +2

      less people didnt know what it was for... more "people making it weren't sure how to get the public to respond to it best"
      like... maybe this digital home will make people more accepting of computers? ok maybe they need little digital mascots to help them? ok no maybe they need to keep things modular and user-repairable... no we lose money that way."

    • @baraodascolinas979
      @baraodascolinas979 Před rokem +1

      That happens all the time. Today we have 5G, and still do not know what it actually is for (that 4G does not or could not already do).

    • @vicroc4
      @vicroc4 Před 3 měsíci

      The sad part is, Microsoft is still making bad design decisions to this day.

  • @YoyomaG6
    @YoyomaG6 Před 3 lety +32

    I was 15 when Bob came out. As a 9th grader, i thought it was really cool and really cute. Helped my little brother navigate windows. I knew everyone was laughing about it but we liked it. Fast forward to 1999 and we all had the Tahni desk mate!

  • @AbbeyB77
    @AbbeyB77 Před 6 lety +20

    There was a school version of microsoft bob on our school computers between 1999 and 2002. You logged into a classroom environment and your programs were on the bookshelf as names on the spines of the books. There was a printer on the shelf and you logged off by clicking on the classroom door. The school desk had a word processor notepad you could open and had file folders for your files. It was only one screen, but I remember liking it in kindergarten when we had computer time because it made sense for little kids who couldn't read well yet when windows 95 was very text based.

  • @TheMrMobile
    @TheMrMobile Před 6 lety +188

    So, so love revisiting the 3.1 era. I'm one of the many who never used Bob, but I do remember reading about it in Popular Science before it debuted. Thanks for the awesome video!

  • @TheChrisRolla
    @TheChrisRolla Před 3 lety +29

    I genuinely would own an actual home entirely in that early 90’s “postmodern” style
    I love the way this all looks

  • @lostinthelookingglas
    @lostinthelookingglas Před 3 lety +186

    This actually looks adorable. I would use a modern version of this

  • @SonariNeiracchen
    @SonariNeiracchen Před 5 lety +276

    *Home.exe has stopped responding*
    *Still trying to open the fridge*

  • @nathanventura548
    @nathanventura548 Před 5 lety +143

    I was a toddler when this was new, and it today boggles my mind that we used to have to pay for email, and internet by the minute.

    • @ThunderClawShocktrix
      @ThunderClawShocktrix Před 4 lety +10

      in 20 years peopelw ill scoof at the idea of 'metered internet' the same way i hope "you mean you had to pay per gigabyte"

    • @em84c
      @em84c Před 4 lety +18

      There was also a dial up fee. I remember my mum got a massive phone bill and she said it was from me going on the internet for short times so many times a day. She said to do everything I want to do at one time.

    • @58209
      @58209 Před 4 lety +7

      @@ThunderClawShocktrix i mean, for a while there, high speed internet wasn't metered. but then video streaming caught on and isp monopolies realized they were missing an opportunity to nickle and dime their customers some more. i really enjoyed having internet without data caps while it lasted. :(

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Před 3 lety +5

      Plus having a a 2 TB HDD would have been unfathomable, yet now we have 100 TB SSDs.

    • @Juho.S.
      @Juho.S. Před 3 lety +10

      @@58209 Wait you have data caps? I haven't seen metered internet since mid 00's.

  • @kolonarulez5222
    @kolonarulez5222 Před 5 lety +77

    The house layout seemed too cutesy for it's own good. Reminds me of a Jumpstart game

  • @AmySay
    @AmySay Před 4 lety +63

    I like Rover’s design in Bob :( I like how he looks hand drawn.

  • @klein5815
    @klein5815 Před 6 lety +381

    Bob Clock
    Sets Alarm
    Alarm rings
    *rrring*
    IT'S BOB'O'CLOCK

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera Před 5 lety +46

    The Sims: Checkbook Balancing Expansion Pack.

  • @TechBaffle
    @TechBaffle Před 4 lety +53

    *Microsoft Home "Bob 2" (Release date: 2020)*
    - 3D Graphics, up to 8K resolution
    - Unlimited AI-configured houses
    - Social Networking & Video Calls
    - Includes a VR Headset
    - Cortana virtual assistant 😂

    • @inactiveaccount6884
      @inactiveaccount6884 Před 4 lety +2

      We partnered with The Sims 5 dev team for to introduce our new house making algorithm!

    • @detaaditya6237
      @detaaditya6237 Před 4 lety +2

      And costs $999

    • @blackcat2333
      @blackcat2333 Před 4 lety

      i mean... they could make it work

    • @polygondwanaland8390
      @polygondwanaland8390 Před 4 lety +2

      This is why I'm using Windows 7 until the heat death of the universe or we finally give up on x86, whichever comes first

    • @iscander_s
      @iscander_s Před 4 lety

      It's already exist actually. it is called "Mixed Reality Portal" - an VR app, where you can launch apps and decorate your virtual house. It's included in Windows 10 by default.

  • @stanislavpavlov6311
    @stanislavpavlov6311 Před 5 lety +76

    I remember that yellow dog...haven't seen that puppy since XP 😂

  • @gatorpics09
    @gatorpics09 Před 6 lety +590

    oh hello neighbor i didnt know you also lived on fart street

  • @alexanderveritas
    @alexanderveritas Před 4 lety +38

    _”Wish that I had five dollars.”_
    *Proceeds to take out electric guitar.*
    And this folks is what I call, having the style.

  • @Featherogue
    @Featherogue Před 4 lety +43

    This is actually a really cute and relaxing little program - I've never heard of it before but I'd use the hell out of it lol

    • @tomypower4898
      @tomypower4898 Před 4 lety +2

      Caitlyn screen of death again

    • @Featherogue
      @Featherogue Před 4 lety

      @@tomypower4898 :

    • @tomypower4898
      @tomypower4898 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes sure what this is about but I don't really use Discord much. I usually just lurk using a friend's account because he's already part of many servers.

    • @tomypower4898
      @tomypower4898 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Featherogue :> microsoft bob!

  • @ccricers
    @ccricers Před 6 lety +132

    So dogs talk in Comic Sans? Vincent should be very pleased that Comic Sans is used for Doge.

  • @KnownAsKenji
    @KnownAsKenji Před 6 lety +273

    Duplo Lego blocks are pretty bad compared to standard Lego blocks. But we need Duplo so that unsupervised kids don't gouge their eye out with the edge of a brick.
    Bob is Duplo.

    • @merlinious01
      @merlinious01 Před 4 lety

      Duplo is made by lego.

    • @oldtimergaming9514
      @oldtimergaming9514 Před 4 lety +3

      @@NameHere111 Why are you replying to a week old comment, replying to a one year old comment and why am I... damn. Nevermind.

    • @MsMotoko2
      @MsMotoko2 Před 4 lety +2

      @@oldtimergaming9514 why are you replying to a 4 day old comment replying to a week old
      comment replying to a year old comment?

    • @alexraeokay
      @alexraeokay Před 4 lety

      Duplo was made by LEGO Microsoft is LEGO?

    • @wuestion9473
      @wuestion9473 Před 4 lety +1

      OldTimerGaming I don’t like old post comment shaming.

  • @bamagirlce12
    @bamagirlce12 Před 5 lety +25

    So, I used this as a kid and I absolutely loved it, I thought the games were fun and I had a pet dragon and a lava lamp!

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops Před 5 lety +30

    the idea of B🤓B seems pretty cool. They should give it another try, with some improvements of course

  • @Tabasa04
    @Tabasa04 Před 6 lety +33

    I remember having this on our computer when I was little. It must have come pre packaged with the machine cause I'm pretty sure I was the only one who used it, and I pretty much just played around with designing a house and playing with the assistants. I think I remember putting a lot of time into organizing other games we had on the computer into different rooms but I'm not sure I ever used the program to launch them. I guess this was just The Sims for me before that existed. Still have fond memories of it.

  • @JasperJanssen
    @JasperJanssen Před 6 lety +463

    8MB required, wasn’t that at a pretty hefty sysreq at the time?

    • @solamori7036
      @solamori7036 Před 6 lety +62

      Jasper Janssen meh, kinda like 8gb of ram today

    • @creakycracker
      @creakycracker Před 6 lety +13

      Yeah...OS/2 wanted 8mb iirc.

    • @TheHowlingMan
      @TheHowlingMan Před 6 lety +30

      the required 32MB of hdd space wasn't nothing back then either!

    • @locketowing7776
      @locketowing7776 Před 6 lety +32

      Yes it was, also memory allocation was pretty crappy back then, and Bob sat on top of all the applications and would just add to the issue. inflating the memory needed for whatever program you were trying to run and using up system resources

    • @hackerx31337
      @hackerx31337 Před 6 lety +33

      High end systems had 8 meg with mid range having 4 and older systems having only 2 or 1. I want to say torwards the end of the 486 era some boards *may* have supported 64 meg but I think most were limited to a max of either 32 or 16.
      Also for the time period that really is a rather large amount of space for a program to be using. My high end 486 had a 330 meg hard drive so you are talking about nearly 10% of the total storage being taken up in one shot.

  • @nmcarpenter
    @nmcarpenter Před 4 lety +8

    Oh man, I played with MS Bob so much as a kid at my friend's house. I remember all the different themes, characters, etc. Thanks for those memories!

  • @twoheadedthingies5000
    @twoheadedthingies5000 Před 5 lety +9

    It's definitely a nice idea in principle - I remember seeing a similar thing in PC World sometime around 1997-2001, and being so enamoured with it I went home, drew a picture of a room in MS Paint, set it as my wallpaper then stuck shortcuts to programs all over it on the shelves and so on.

  • @WarDankEagle
    @WarDankEagle Před 6 lety +57

    Man, this this video was nostalgic bliss for me! Back when I was a kid, my parents bought our first computer and it came with a ton of games (mostly demos/shareware) already installed. Microsoft Bob was one of the programs it came with, and as far as I was concerned, it was a fantastic game. Didn't care about all the "apps" and barely even touched them, but I spent countless hours customizing my personal world. It was unlike anything else I had experienced at the time.
    I guess I would compare it to something like Cities Skylines now. I didn't really play it with any goal in mind. It was just a really fun way to spend time using my creativity to make a crazy mansion to explore. I also liked the various Clippy characters, though they would undoubtedly drive me crazy now. But at the time, it felt like there were other characters sharing the mansion with me, which somehow made the whole "world building" experience more worthwhile.
    It wasn't until years later that I realized it was actually intended to be an operating system of some sort. From that standpoint, I get the criticism. But as a kid in the 90s, it was sort of my version of Minecraft. I can honestly say I miss it. Thanks for revisiting it!

  • @snazzy
    @snazzy Před 6 lety +103

    The speaker assistant’s favorite food is AC/DC (8:00). 😂

    • @jjjoshiii6659
      @jjjoshiii6659 Před 6 lety +11

      yes I like acdc as well it is a nice snack

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle Před 6 měsíci

      as a speaker my personal favorite is static cuz it’s got a really [N/A] flavor

  • @garysnell47
    @garysnell47 Před 4 lety +19

    Review encarta 98... The pinnacle of my youth :)

  • @4Legacy
    @4Legacy Před 3 lety +4

    13:53 Greeting cards?!? Pshht, with those designs, I'm making Dixie cups!

  • @moramento22
    @moramento22 Před 6 lety +67

    15 EMAILS A MONTH!? WOW! That must be the stuff of the FUTURE! *sigh*

    • @idevastate_exe
      @idevastate_exe Před 5 lety +2

      Patryk Wieczorek i wish i have like 1000 adds a week

    • @owlstead
      @owlstead Před 5 lety +3

      And remember, this was *after* all the proprietary internet things came to a halt. What do you do when you cannot shovel a proprietary internet? Well, proprietary email of course. Doomed from the start indeed.

  • @69johndz
    @69johndz Před 6 lety +59

    I used MS Bob for a while (but not in-depth). I loved it. I liked decorating the house and "living in it" while I opened up different apps. After a hard day at work, it was relaxing and entertaining. I never understood all of the hate.

  • @DOSRetroGamer
    @DOSRetroGamer Před 5 lety +24

    Wow, an actually civilized and rather positive comment section.
    What kind of video site are you, and what have you done to my CZcams?!

    • @lextatertotsfromhell7673
      @lextatertotsfromhell7673 Před 4 lety +2

      DOSRetroGamer screw you

    • @sosopwsi829Jjw9
      @sosopwsi829Jjw9 Před 4 lety +3

      @@lextatertotsfromhell7673 YOU ARE DUMB POOPOO!!!!1!1!1!1!2!2

    • @thomasl1061
      @thomasl1061 Před 3 lety

      I believe it's because CZcams now filters the topmost comments by likes rather than how recent the comments are. If you want the authentic experience, just filter by recent.

  • @DemonicAkumi
    @DemonicAkumi Před 4 lety +46

    So Microsoft Bob was the 1st version of Windows 8.

    • @inactiveaccount6884
      @inactiveaccount6884 Před 4 lety

      wait what

    • @e46bmwm3
      @e46bmwm3 Před 4 lety +1

      @Demonic Akumi 1st Version Of Windows Vista, Worse Than Windows 8

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 Před 4 lety

      @@e46bmwm3 Vista really wasn't that bad though; I used it until 2015...

    • @sluigi
      @sluigi Před 4 lety

      Windows Me?

  • @Markworth
    @Markworth Před 6 lety +17

    Microsoft Bob's true and greatest legacy was the MSN nerd emoticon. What a great way to tag saying something obvious or flagrantly stupid.

  • @honkhonkler7732
    @honkhonkler7732 Před 6 lety +226

    Stop treating Bob like a red headed step child. He's now a man. Treat him as such. Call him Robert and show some respect.

  • @hotaruishere2133
    @hotaruishere2133 Před 5 lety +13

    I kinda wish it was still around. I would love to use this program.

  • @Poofiemus
    @Poofiemus Před 5 lety +47

    Why do I have a feeling an iPhone/Android version of Bob would actually do kinda well??

    • @armorgeddon
      @armorgeddon Před 4 lety +10

      I'd certainly look better than the iOS UI.

    • @birdy369
      @birdy369 Před 3 lety +1

      there are apps on the google play store that ive come across that are sort of like this, forgot what exactly they were called though... life management apps or something?

  • @colinstu
    @colinstu Před 6 lety +14

    I recall being able to copy the "Actor" files (.act) out of Bob and moving them into the folder that Office checks, and you can get the Bob assistants there. And vice versa, you can move the Office assistants into the Bob folder. (or maybe it only worked one way and not the other). Anyways, I don't recall any webpage or article ever talking about this, and it was pretty strange to experience. Try it out!

  • @zzz_buzzing_zzz1234
    @zzz_buzzing_zzz1234 Před 6 lety +9

    I think what the world needs is a painfully in depth several hours-long video detailing the state of modern computing in an alternate history where Bob caught on like Microsoft hoped it would.

  • @whattheflimflam
    @whattheflimflam Před 4 lety +16

    17:09 Rover moves his mouth in time with LGRs

  • @sirunknown2142
    @sirunknown2142 Před 5 lety +11

    I actually used this program when it came out for my grandmother. She found it so easy to use even though she didn't understand technology. It was easy enough for her to go "Oh that's a calendar, let me put in some dates." It was extremely helpful. I work in IT and was given this as a gift years back. I wouldn't have payed $100 for it.

  • @kylesoler4139
    @kylesoler4139 Před 6 lety +105

    Its so 90s it hurts!

  • @johnclavis
    @johnclavis Před 6 lety +101

    You didn't mention what I thought was the most infamous thing about Microsoft Bob, which was that, if you couldn't remember your password, after a few unsuccessful tries, Bob would just say, okay, let's make up a new password for you! In other words, the password security wasn't password security at all! It was basically a mockery of password security that seem to be designed for children, children who don't care about secrecy?

    • @tibfulv
      @tibfulv Před 6 lety +27

      I'm amused by the fact the internal database got corrupted every time it crashed. Bob had the first version of the Registry? :D

    • @CidHighwindFF7
      @CidHighwindFF7 Před 6 lety +26

      This was from the same version of Windows that let you use a password to protect the computer, but allowed you to get in after clicking 'Cancel'. I remember this is exactly how my w95 pc was setup. It had a pass, no one used it or needed it.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Před 2 lety +2

      @@CidHighwindFF7 pretty sure that was supposed to be for logging in to a network. If you pressed cancel you could use the PC but you wouldn't be connected to the network shares and such.

  • @Upwader
    @Upwader Před 5 lety +28

    Dont forget to like, comment, and subscrib--**VOMITS** UGH
    -A greeting card. 2018.

  • @vinylcabasse
    @vinylcabasse Před rokem +1

    the dark humor in your typing combined with your pleasantly upbeat delivery is hilarious

  • @52chromium59
    @52chromium59 Před 6 lety +31

    Now I kinda want to write software for the Bob... did Microsoft ever release an SDK or documentation or something? Just out of curiosity, I think modern-day third party software development for the Bob would be hilarious

    • @LordArikado
      @LordArikado Před rokem +1

      I'm already imagining a source port of Doom that only runs on Bob.

  • @Snowman_Matt
    @Snowman_Matt Před 6 lety +10

    Hey LGR you were spot on. When i was a kid we had MS BOB come free packaged on a gateway machine. My father never touched it but I LOVED playing on it. I was elementary school age and greatly enjoyed customizing an entire house. I imagined the little assistants were actually more fun and interesting than they were. I enjoyed making a room for all the computer games we had. Hell every application i touched i made an icon for. It was simply more fun as a kid to use BOB than the standard MS GUI. Great review, cheers.

  • @TeganCantEven
    @TeganCantEven Před 3 lety +9

    I had this as a kid on my first PC and had a blast with it!! I really enjoyed redecorating the rooms and stuff. It was fun. A lot of unnecessary hate imo.

  • @DSDaly
    @DSDaly Před 4 lety +4

    My friend had this and I thought it was the coolest thing ever. Her dad made good money and I was the poor kid in school. Her dad got all the latest technology in the 90s and I was always in awe. I really loved this. If you compare it to technologies today it seems lame, but as a young kid in the 90s, especially one with no experience with a computer, it was awesome!

  • @joeformanek8165
    @joeformanek8165 Před 6 lety +131

    Surprised it didn't offer up the special "BDSM Dungeon" room as an option.

    • @wpl955g9
      @wpl955g9 Před 6 lety +43

      Joe Formanek They tried, but it only worked in 256 shades of grey.

    • @LosEagle
      @LosEagle Před 6 lety +5

      add Ross' in front of it and it's perfect

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 Před 6 lety +4

      LosEagle and use it as the video games folder, mostly classics and console or arcade VM games like Eternam, Carnevil, Marathon, the Nyet trilogy and Bit Bop Trilogy. Also Gnop and Minotaur: The Labyrinths of Crete, if we ever got a PC port of that. (Or an OSX one for that matter)

    • @austinprunty6374
      @austinprunty6374 Před 5 lety +7

      Sold separately

  • @PacmansRevenge
    @PacmansRevenge Před 6 lety +55

    I am honestly terrified that Microsoft Hololens will turn out to be a AR version of Microsoft Bob...

    • @Yusuke_Denton
      @Yusuke_Denton Před 6 lety +10

      I certainly hope it will.

    • @PacmansRevenge
      @PacmansRevenge Před 6 lety +29

      Do you want Clippit in your living room? Because that's how you get Clippit in your living room...
      "It looks like you are sitting on the couch. Would you like help?"
      [ ] Get help with sitting.
      [ ] Continue sitting without help.

    • @Yusuke_Denton
      @Yusuke_Denton Před 6 lety +11

      He will always be Clippy to me. :'(

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před 4 lety

      Clippy was meant to be an AI build from a Baysean network. Unfortunately home computers at the time didn't have nearly enough RAM to have the full required AI _and_ Microsoft Works running at the same time.
      That is why Clippy was so annoying with asking the same questions over and over again. It was not meant to, it was supposed to remember your choices, but Microsoft removed its intelligence before shiping.
      Rover is not Clippit, by the way. That was even mentioned in the video.

  • @DarkenmyLife
    @DarkenmyLife Před rokem

    My father was a computer specialist when I was a small kid and he still fixes them on the side. We had this, I remember it, because he worked in a computer store. I only remember the characters on it and the house looking desktop thing. I was around 7 born in late 1988. Watching your content brings back so many memories I forgot I had.

  • @khrislove5277
    @khrislove5277 Před 2 lety +2

    As someone who's fluent with the concept of a "Desktop", Bob looks far more confusing than just using the Start menu.

  • @alimmi9
    @alimmi9 Před 5 lety +32

    I was JUST about to say "well, I'd actually recommend it to my grandma" when it crashed and had to be reinstalled... WOW.

  • @sukidable
    @sukidable Před 6 lety +34

    Just imagine a Linux desktop environment based on this.

  • @leswause8937
    @leswause8937 Před 4 lety +31

    69 Fart Street...
    Nice

  • @miab-p6874
    @miab-p6874 Před 2 lety +1

    I have a vague memory of my preschool having Microsoft BOB. Maybe it was on a family member's computer. Anyways, what I do know for sure, is that I have definitely seen BOB sometime during my childhood. Enough to have it make a lasting impression on me. Watching this video unlocked a very old memory. Thank you.

  • @Ivo--
    @Ivo-- Před 6 lety +63

    I would rock a Bob sticker on my laptop so hard

  • @UberMun
    @UberMun Před 6 lety +53

    Half of the programs are just re-skinned spreadsheets!

  • @ogrim0
    @ogrim0 Před 2 lety

    When you drag and resize the flower vase, and clicking it brings up a menu quickly reminds me of my old windows 7 futuristic rainmeter.

  • @zeilke5361
    @zeilke5361 Před 3 lety

    Wow it’s been over 2 years since this video. Clint’s voice is the perfect thing to hear when trying to sleep. It’s soothing for some reason.

  • @theweirdo8622
    @theweirdo8622 Před 5 lety +23

    The dog (Rover) was so cute especially as an assistant on Windows XP. I installed MS Bob once but I thought it made no sense.

  • @jamesmcmahan1236
    @jamesmcmahan1236 Před 6 lety +77

    The desktop house deal is very AESTHETIC.
    I sort of want one. It’s so stinking 90’s

    • @Kittopaul
      @Kittopaul Před 6 lety

      James McMahan it's so radical

  • @edwarddunmore5583
    @edwarddunmore5583 Před 4 lety +19

    Drinking game: shot every time he says 'barb'

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 Před 4 lety +2

      I would, But.... I can't - I'm already hammered while trying to get Win 3.11 to load on my PS/2 Mod 70.

    • @OfficialRainsynth
      @OfficialRainsynth Před 4 lety

      B A H B

  • @thejackal007
    @thejackal007 Před 4 lety +3

    Seeing this makes me wonder if you will ever cover the Packard Bell Navigator program.

  • @ShadowWingTronix
    @ShadowWingTronix Před 6 lety +51

    I miss search puppy. I don't know what his name is, he's "search puppy" to me. :)

    • @KatieRose230612
      @KatieRose230612 Před 6 lety +23

      ShadowWing Tronix His name's Rover, but Search Puppy is cute!

  • @szilagyilev
    @szilagyilev Před 6 lety +57

    They should have made Bob for Windows Phone. It would have been a massive hit, EVERYONE's favourite assistant. Siri? heh. Google assistant? please. Cortana? get out of here. Bob. That's where it's at. Bob, decorate my home screen - here's a lava lamp , got you fam.

    • @frankschneider6156
      @frankschneider6156 Před 6 lety +4

      Stella the slutty stripper as an adult premium version of Cortana might have been a bigger success.

    • @Toonrick12
      @Toonrick12 Před 6 lety +2

      I'm kind of wondering if there could be an Easter Egg in Cortana that references Bob. I mean there's already one for Clippy. (Just ask her: "How's Clippy Doing?")

  • @LagBlowz
    @LagBlowz Před 4 lety +1

    Honestly, stuff like this fascinates me, if someone made an updated version of this, I'd probably check it out.

  • @AllGamingStarred
    @AllGamingStarred Před 5 lety +7

    "we had to put the dog down when we got windows 10". A 2019 kid talking to his 90's version. Cue heart attack from 90's kid

  • @baltasarjimenez2091
    @baltasarjimenez2091 Před 6 lety +15

    My dad got a copy from his work (why they had it, I can't say), and we installed it on our underpowered Dell PC. I played with this for HOURS. It was like the home designer for the Sims, with fun cartoon characters that made jokes I didn't understand!
    Can't say whether this would ever have been really useful for anyone, but could easily have been made into a fun kids' game.

  • @reeepingk
    @reeepingk Před 6 lety +72

    I would have LOVED this as a kid.... I LOVED organizing my desktop icons in designs and stuff, would have been awesome.

    • @chrisspencer6502
      @chrisspencer6502 Před 6 lety +1

      Kyle R the surprising thing is so many people's desktops are full of crap

    • @sarno97
      @sarno97 Před 6 lety

      back then this was cool

    • @lennartweber2228
      @lennartweber2228 Před 6 lety

      The colozr shematic makes me sick.
      All thode colours.. i donno i am very unsettled by that.
      I mean i feel sick for real....

  • @yarr0
    @yarr0 Před 2 lety +1

    Tbh I miss those suites with interactive environments for their menus (vs modern day where they just have a text list of the included apps). Clicking a greeting card on the table of a virtual art room to go to the greeting card app is sooo much cooler than clicking text that says "great greetings."

  • @patmurf1
    @patmurf1 Před 4 lety +1

    hoooo boy. Bob. Okay. I have a lot of history with this software.
    Long story short: My father was a Microsoft Office dev back in the day, and as a side effect, I was used as a guinea pig for this software. Not only did I use Microsoft Bob, but I used Microsoft Home and Microsoft Utopia (the beta versions) for I want to say a full year or more before Bob released and became the infamous comedy relief it now is.
    I was nine at the time, and Bob was the controlled PC environment I was allowed to use then. It simultaneously let me not utterly break my dad's work environment and gave me a sense that I could control literally everything. I spent hours and hours and hours not launching game software, but customizing and re-customizing the house, MY house. I had my own bedroom with all my video games, and a mouse hole filled to the brim with lava lamps. As a kid, it felt like MY space. I loved it.
    But even at the time, I remember the name changing from Utopia to Home, and Home to....Bob. And I looked at my Dad with lidded eyes and said '...Bob'? My Dad made it abundantly clear he felt the software had been commandeered by marketers and had lost any sense of usefulness.
    Talking to him in the later years, my Dad felt early on, when it was Microsoft Utopia, that the software was intended to be a controlled kid interface. Namely, to allow kids to use a computer in a safe environment that wont break the machine. Over time, the argument inside Microsoft was that homemaking women would need help to be brought into the digital age of email, digital calendars etc etc. So the shift of marketing was to make the software for computer illiterate women. A total misuse of the software's actual use case.
    Also, Clippit 100% was in the beta for Utopia, but was torn out of the final version and given to the office guys. So, yes. Clippit and Rover both come from this software.

  • @fordfalcon85
    @fordfalcon85 Před 6 lety +315

    Bob looks like a useful program for back in its day. I don't get all the criticism. Could you please do a video on Bonzi Buddy? It was the "must have" spyware when I was a kid!

    • @praveensharma9893
      @praveensharma9893 Před 6 lety +17

      Those specs, price and the buggy mess for all that buck.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Před 6 lety +31

      he made a video for Bonzi Buddy, it got released not long after your comment :3

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Před 6 lety +12

      I also dont get the hate, i actually like these kinds of programs as a kid. I kind of miss these kind of DLC style expansions for a stock OS and the virtual house aesthetic. They'd be great for kids too, since its simple and easy to use.

    • @scottpigott8825
      @scottpigott8825 Před 6 lety +17

      I grew up with Bob and this video doesn't capture just how bad he was. Bob came prepackaged with windows 95 on a NEC desktop my dad purchased in late 95. I liked Bob for maybe an hour or two it was cool designing your rooms and it seemed like a great idea. The problem was while it looked cool it was slower than dirt.
      I knew the video wouldn't capture Bobs awfulness when I saw how fast it loaded for him. Bob always took a few minutes to do anything and since it was an overlay it started at boot up. So it meant just getting to a point where you could start doing whatever you booted the PC up for taking more than 5 minutes.
      After using it for a few days I was done, but had no idea at the time how to stop Bob from starting up on boot up. It stayed that way for months. Since I lived in the middle of nowhere and had no internet it took me a long time to figure out how to remove him from my PC.
      So that probably why people really started hating Bob. It was forced on a lot of the users like most PC companies would do in the following years with pre-installed bloat ware.

    • @yrobtsvt
      @yrobtsvt Před 6 lety +7

      I also grew up with Bob and never got tired of it. The functionality was limited but as a little kid I loved arranging stuff in the different rooms, and the selection of assistants. Also, my copy never BSODed. Of course it's not something I would have paid $100 for, especially in 1995 dollars, but it was kind of like Lego Island in that the concept of the virtual world had lasting coolness.

  • @hkr667
    @hkr667 Před 6 lety +63

    There is nothing wrong with Comic Sans.
    Comic Sans is just like a knife. It can be very useful for the right job, it can do horrors when used in the wrong way. Don't blame the font, blame the user.

    • @sarabeth641
      @sarabeth641 Před 5 lety +15

      Yeah I absolutely love Comic Sans. I think it's cute, easy to read, and nostalgic. It's incredibly hilarious when it's used for serious reasons, but I don't see why it gets so much actual hate.

    • @Juho.S.
      @Juho.S. Před 3 lety

      @@sarabeth641 I strongly agree.

  • @yukikofujiwara2144
    @yukikofujiwara2144 Před 2 lety +1

    I see real potential with Bob as more or less a "sub-desktop" VR mode. Boot up Windows 10 and get the choice to boot into the normal desktop or the "Bob Virtual Home"
    No icons, just look around a VR room and select an area for a function; A bookshelf for quick access to e-books or something that you can read like an actual book (with some MS proprietary e-book service, of course), a file cabinet for files, a toolbox for settings, a newspaper for news and weather (from MSN, of course), a virtual computer for email and web browsing, a TV and a stereo for streaming services, maybe get meta with a VR headset that you can put on to play compatible VR games. That would actually be super cool, to have a fully VR operating system. I'm sure this idea will well.

  • @1971JamesHill
    @1971JamesHill Před 5 lety

    I remember seeing Bob on sale at Kmart way back when. Thanks for the video, I've never actually seen Bob in action!

  • @cr128
    @cr128 Před 6 lety +94

    It looks painful to try and get anything done in this, with all those really basic productivity apps in that thing and your assistant constantly chatting over whatever you're trying to do. As a kid, I probably would have enjoyed decorating the house and putting all my favorite programs in special places, but everything else looks really clunky and inefficient to actually use as your main computer interface and programs.

    • @fractalgem
      @fractalgem Před 6 lety +2

      It's a lot like Kid's desk/kid's desktop. Hm. I wonder why that is. *headscratch*

    • @alicetechtipsytp6250
      @alicetechtipsytp6250 Před 5 lety +6

      It's almost like Microsoft at the time thought that it was a good idea to treat even office workers like a child to those who are new to computers with fancy eye candy that doesn't help a lot using the system.
      In reality this would really only appeal to children and this was really what they should do with Microsoft Bob. It does not help that the eye candy takes up so much system resources.

    • @visualaudio22
      @visualaudio22 Před 5 lety

      just be glad they didnt make bob as a stand alone version of windows!!!! that would have sucked

    • @theweirdo8622
      @theweirdo8622 Před 5 lety

      That was one of the main criticisms.

  • @AluminumDragonRawr
    @AluminumDragonRawr Před 6 lety +23

    Poor Bob, falling flat on his face. That invisible assistant option, though :P

    • @bepaque
      @bepaque Před 6 lety +1

      AluminumDragon what about some actual guy named bob

  • @markabele8794
    @markabele8794 Před 3 lety +2

    Thanks for the video. I did see this product in Wal-Mart around that time on the store shelves. I never used it myself because I thought it was pointless. Folks who told me they used it suffered from slow computer performance given that they were running two operating systems together on systems with the slow processors and limited RAM for inexpensive computers.

  • @PossumMedic
    @PossumMedic Před 5 lety

    I can't believe you opened mint copy of Great Greetings! :O
    Thanks for another awesome video! :D