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  • čas přidán 11. 11. 2023
  • From his Netflix special recalibrate, Russell shares a risky text he sent to his wife, and the importance of finding the joy in everyday life.
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Komentáře • 149

  • @Oktopia
    @Oktopia Před 6 měsíci +319

    Russel should be obligatory viewing in every hospital. Adds years to people's lives. :D

  • @KoldingDenmark
    @KoldingDenmark Před 6 měsíci +29

    Heard a joke the other day:.
    "When I was a child, we were so poor, had we not been born as boys, we would have had nothing to play with."

  • @kathleenclark5877
    @kathleenclark5877 Před 6 měsíci +134

    Russell is an absolute treasure! He never fails to please. I especially love it when he addresses some really serious social issues with a quirky comedic angle while at the same time bringing attention to that very serious issue. Love the man!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 6 měsíci +38

    Sounds like she found somebody's 'end of the world' emergency bag.

    • @datgrrl5698
      @datgrrl5698 Před 6 měsíci

      still desperate for attention and still neither relevant nor witty...go make dinner for your amazing loving wife...cor blimey...

  • @ally1827
    @ally1827 Před 6 měsíci +98

    I needed that injection of Russ humour 😂😂😂

  • @satyakichakraborty6862
    @satyakichakraborty6862 Před 6 měsíci +23

    I have heard way too many jokes about Russell's family I wanna meet them now

    • @KoldingDenmark
      @KoldingDenmark Před 6 měsíci +5

      He introduced his Mum, once.
      She looked human.

  • @spankflaps1365
    @spankflaps1365 Před 6 měsíci +75

    “Me and the wife were cleaning the attic.
    Filthy, dirty, full of cobwebs… but she’s good to the kids.”
    ~ (Tommy Cooper)

  • @Zir0_135
    @Zir0_135 Před 5 měsíci +15

    Watched him live this year, one of the best experiences I’ve had

  • @callumsymons7991
    @callumsymons7991 Před 6 měsíci +10

    Note to self leave a weird suitcase if i sell a house.

  • @greenarrow219
    @greenarrow219 Před 6 měsíci +18

    Absolute classic 😂😂😂😂 especially the poor kid who learnt to swear from Russell 😂😂😂

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před 6 měsíci +53

    Russell always makes me laugh 😂

  • @uyd
    @uyd Před 5 měsíci +4

    rusell howard is an absolute comic genius

  • @davidstone-haigh4880
    @davidstone-haigh4880 Před 6 měsíci +17

    Clever, witty, informed and hugely entertaining guy.

  • @goatkiller666
    @goatkiller666 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Gran: It’s just noises and smells.
    Me: So is every other day, for you.

  • @davidletarte214
    @davidletarte214 Před 6 měsíci +15

    i gotta be careful drinking when i watch russell because i'm bound to be spittin' it all over the place 😄

  • @WatchingDude
    @WatchingDude Před 6 měsíci +15

    I can parallel park. So does that mean I can bum you in the attic? ❤

    • @Slash1066
      @Slash1066 Před 6 měsíci +5

      The logic checks out 👍

    • @yourmother12403
      @yourmother12403 Před 6 měsíci

      looking at your other comments, you are a very strange person

  • @toni-leeblair5869
    @toni-leeblair5869 Před 6 měsíci +24

    Aussies love you mate, fkn hilarious! 👏🤣❤️

  • @krizan1
    @krizan1 Před 6 měsíci +7

    This guy's family is nuts in a good way. 😊

  • @Eva-mp7xg
    @Eva-mp7xg Před 6 měsíci +10

    Long live auntie Gary! (I know she's trying) 😂

  • @Fledhyris
    @Fledhyris Před 6 měsíci +3

    Pranks in the Attic! Wonder if they thought to themselves, hehehe, let's leave this for the next owners, won't they be surprised!

  • @extrahappy6769
    @extrahappy6769 Před dnem

    I don't know if this would ever get to Russel, but that photo at the top of this page is an epic portrayal of Russel's whole style, in looks and spirit

  • @lemoncherry8765
    @lemoncherry8765 Před 5 měsíci +2

    i live in england, i've never been glad to be alive

  • @OcrafterCyberAthlete
    @OcrafterCyberAthlete Před 5 měsíci +2

    Clearly it was somebody's apocalyptic survival stash for just in case.

  • @vikj1255
    @vikj1255 Před 5 měsíci +1

    That was f45kin great. "its all noises and smells...." 🤣😂🥰

  • @tundeorosz5937
    @tundeorosz5937 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Freaking love him!!

  • @SilentRoses
    @SilentRoses Před 6 měsíci +6

    This is the Russel Howard i remember as a kid!

  • @GsChillChannel
    @GsChillChannel Před 6 měsíci +17

    This man is amazing 😂 love you Russell 😍

  • @angelasieg5099
    @angelasieg5099 Před 6 měsíci +10

    He always makes me laugh

  • @lindaarmstrongjackman9788
    @lindaarmstrongjackman9788 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Russel is joy!

  • @tanjab3323
    @tanjab3323 Před 6 měsíci +7

    I should work, but now I'm crying on the floor

  • @ElGordo1959
    @ElGordo1959 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Coming to Perth WA in February - can't wait!

  • @user-lc4qe4gr7k
    @user-lc4qe4gr7k Před 5 měsíci +2

    Russ's Mum must be a laugh riot.

  • @acid3129
    @acid3129 Před 6 měsíci +10

    My nan died last week . She was a massive cow always ripping into people but in that funny old person way . Well when she died she was in bed my brother sitting next to her while my mum made her some toast. She takes a bite looks at my brother and says " your mum is useless half this toast isn't bloody toasted " my brother laughed and looked away at the TV he turned back to her moments later to say somthing and she was dead just died toast still in hand . Her last words where bitching about under toasted toast . When I was told later that day first thing I thought was never accept toast from my mum

    • @KoldingDenmark
      @KoldingDenmark Před 6 měsíci

      She sounds like my brother's mother-in-law.
      She always managed to have the last word. Even in her death.

    • @acid3129
      @acid3129 Před 6 měsíci

      @KoldingDenmark turns out she had a massive heart attack basically killed her instantly. My brothers taking it really hard as he was told to do CPR by dispatchers feeling her rubs breaking only to be told she had a DNR in place when the paramedics arrived and they just declared her death

    • @lifesbutastumble
      @lifesbutastumble Před 4 měsíci

      Nah, you should never accept toast from your dead nan 😅
      Condolences, BTW. Hope you're doing fine 🙂

  • @simonglover2996
    @simonglover2996 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Gold!

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 Před 6 měsíci +11

    You always make Me laugh😂😂😂😂

  • @embrio18
    @embrio18 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Bloody brilliant

  • @Rubicon-23
    @Rubicon-23 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Love this dude.

  • @valeriesuttonpayne7413
    @valeriesuttonpayne7413 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I love Russell SO much.

  • @litarosa6434
    @litarosa6434 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Your Humour makes us feel Glad to be Alive! 😂 💖💫💞 Thank You!

  • @EattheApple666
    @EattheApple666 Před 6 měsíci +3

    First time seeing Russell, glad I found him, nice!

  • @user-og4ki1tm3x
    @user-og4ki1tm3x Před 4 měsíci +2

    He tells jokes yet manages to do it without bigotry or discrimination

  • @dadmindmatters
    @dadmindmatters Před 4 měsíci +1

    "Bum you in the attic! 🤣🤣Hi Russell, I've always loved your stand up. I imagine I'm joining a very long queue but I have a youtube channel and podcast called Dad Mind Matters where I talk about all things marriage, parenting and mental health. If you ever might be up for being on as a podcast guest and talking about whatever you want to talk about it would be epic. Happy New Year James

  • @lindawoodruff2772
    @lindawoodruff2772 Před 6 měsíci +1

    So good. Thank you.

  • @2Madre
    @2Madre Před 6 měsíci +2

    so funny, thnx russ, was having a chit day

  • @kevininglesant2514
    @kevininglesant2514 Před měsícem

    Thank you Russell, you are a diamond 💎

  • @ashleyspicer4199
    @ashleyspicer4199 Před 6 měsíci +31

    Thank you for being an ally A bishop in America was just fired by the pope for LBTGQ bigotry. 🙏
    I loved the good news section of your shows.
    Pure enjoyment this morning.
    I love your animated, compelling, and sincere telling of your life. You're very talented and humorous. 😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @tectamk.thorne7837
      @tectamk.thorne7837 Před 6 měsíci +3

      There is always good in the world, even if the bad excels at being the most public.

    • @igrim4777
      @igrim4777 Před 6 měsíci +3

      I'm sure the firing had nothing to do with the bishop's anti-vax anti-rationality comments or his repeated criticisms of the papacy or his extremely vocal demands that a parishioner outside his diocese be denied Communion or that it was yet another backward American bishop, of which there are many, trying to create trouble in the Church and even cause a schism over multiple issues. No it was all one issue that you have an interest in.

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee Před 6 měsíci +21

    I can’t help it - I love Russ. Besides a few too many butt or bum jokes, he is so funny in such a genuine way. he truly cares. The wonderful bit about the mum in the zoo, you could tell he really liked her little face. And the microphone stand - ye gods! Only he could make that fit for 13 year old kids. I sure wouldn’t have minded. (Okay, depending on the kid, I have a boy kid :) If I need to cheer up, it’s Russell every time :) 😋🌷🌱

  • @padders1068
    @padders1068 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Brilliant! 🙂🙂🙂😂😂😂

  • @xalx09x
    @xalx09x Před 6 měsíci +2

    Love russ

  • @drachior
    @drachior Před 6 měsíci +2

    Lost it at the apple juice xD

  • @siesmicserpent
    @siesmicserpent Před 6 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂 one of the best🫶

  • @jacquibradley1598
    @jacquibradley1598 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Quite funny, well done

  • @user-gp9sh6vv8i
    @user-gp9sh6vv8i Před 2 měsíci

    Sheer talent.

  • @cwtchtalk
    @cwtchtalk Před 6 měsíci +3

    Lol i have an uncle who we also call aunty Garry 😂😂😂

  • @3batscarr718
    @3batscarr718 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Ironically rem was playing as i was watching this

  • @crabwalk7773
    @crabwalk7773 Před 6 měsíci +2

    👏👏👏❤❤❤❤

  • @t.m.p8187
    @t.m.p8187 Před 6 měsíci +12

    I’ve never laughed so hard 😂😭

    • @T-Bag13
      @T-Bag13 Před 6 měsíci +1

      You obviously don't watch much & your parents never brought you up in the right way. 🙄

    • @Sparx632
      @Sparx632 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@T-Bag13says the person with a testicles joke for a username and picture.

    • @T-Bag13
      @T-Bag13 Před 6 měsíci +1

      NAME?

    • @Sparx632
      @Sparx632 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@T-Bag13 T-Bag as in the action of crouching over someone’s face to dunk your testicles on them. Which is clearly the joke based on your profile picture depicting a tea bag in the shape of testicles.

    • @t.m.p8187
      @t.m.p8187 Před 6 měsíci

      they are either 9 or a 45 year old virgin@@Sparx632

  • @LimeyRedneck
    @LimeyRedneck Před 6 měsíci +5

    A willy, a dog and maybe a trip to the zoo, too‽ 😳😅

  • @scottmwilhelms2437
    @scottmwilhelms2437 Před 5 měsíci +3

    So my thought was if your mum finds it and says nothing it just disappears from under the couch. 😳🤣

  • @shadowprince4482
    @shadowprince4482 Před 6 měsíci +8

    That sounds like a really good investment for a prank. Hide giant fake penises under people's furniture so if they ever move the furniture for any reason they'll all be super puzzled.

    • @bunyipdragon9499
      @bunyipdragon9499 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Well cleaners usually know where the dildo etc is hidden. I know because I've stumbled across at least 5 over the years - it's amazing what we know 😵‍💫

  • @totallybonkers76
    @totallybonkers76 Před 6 měsíci +2

    He's right tho .. should be a good thing at the end of the news.

  • @stupidoldgamer
    @stupidoldgamer Před 5 měsíci

    Faaaakin'ell🤣😂🤣😁🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @chijindu2002
    @chijindu2002 Před 6 měsíci +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣💜

  • @Rainbowofthefallen
    @Rainbowofthefallen Před 6 měsíci +1

    Just commenting for the algorithm 💜💙

  • @jerrywinder7249
    @jerrywinder7249 Před 6 měsíci +1

    It's the missing "heinz beans" that the man losed at airport! Resecently. 😮😮

  • @kaidexe3660
    @kaidexe3660 Před 6 měsíci +1

    AHHHHHHHH

  • @grimreaper3330
    @grimreaper3330 Před 6 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tREVVA1
    @tREVVA1 Před 6 měsíci +2

    🤣

  • @nicolamatthews2993
    @nicolamatthews2993 Před 3 měsíci

    😂😂😂

  • @thefifthGV
    @thefifthGV Před 2 měsíci

    I've lost some baked beans.. wait

  • @unkolawdio
    @unkolawdio Před 6 měsíci

    Whatever I want

  • @roymillsjnr5172
    @roymillsjnr5172 Před 6 měsíci +1

    😂😂🤚

  • @tutacat
    @tutacat Před 5 měsíci +1

    I guess heinz excluded this bit from the advert

  • @Chaosssbvtch
    @Chaosssbvtch Před 6 měsíci +3

    First comment 😭and I love you Russell 😭😭😭

  • @DonnaBarrHerself
    @DonnaBarrHerself Před 6 měsíci +1

    WHAT WAS THE 4TH OBJECT IN THE SUITCASE????

  • @timjonsson7761
    @timjonsson7761 Před 5 měsíci +1

    when the new netflix special coming bruv

    • @Itsembish.
      @Itsembish. Před měsícem

      he’s filming it next month

  • @user-rt4zb8xp8b
    @user-rt4zb8xp8b Před 5 měsíci +1

    ...WHICH REM CD though?

  • @ashleyspicer4199
    @ashleyspicer4199 Před 6 měsíci +1

    This is going to be good. I know it.

  • @jorgiotoldo8636
    @jorgiotoldo8636 Před 6 měsíci +1

    holy ,
    i was sure you were gay.
    never thought so wrong in my life.
    still love your content ^^

  • @vellss3524
    @vellss3524 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Early for once

  • @ThatCoalSoul
    @ThatCoalSoul Před 6 měsíci

    8:06 Callback that doesn't make sense as the video closer?
    Whoops.

  • @abdalleahmed4613
    @abdalleahmed4613 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Russel Howard is the Dave Chappell of UK

    • @ThatCoalSoul
      @ThatCoalSoul Před 6 měsíci

      He respects trans people so
      ...HE'S NOT.

  • @coptotermes
    @coptotermes Před 5 měsíci

    You do kinda see marriage in animals. Just saying. Pink and Grey Galahs in Aus for instance. They pair up for life. I think other birds do as well.

  • @paulmurgatroyd6372
    @paulmurgatroyd6372 Před 6 měsíci

    Wife? Slip up, Russell?

  • @aethellstan
    @aethellstan Před 6 měsíci +5

    you're english, it's a hen party not a batchelorette party.

    • @MotoHikes
      @MotoHikes Před 6 měsíci +5

      Just as Russell stated in the video, you must be one of those people just looking to be annoyed at something.

    • @aethellstan
      @aethellstan Před 6 měsíci

      @@MotoHikesnot really. i live in england and i'm fed up with people who are english speaking american. it's lazy.

    • @Connor-ONeill
      @Connor-ONeill Před 6 měsíci +5

      What, did you not understand what "bachelorette party" means? It's almost like it's a _netflix special._ One that will be available in countries other than Britain, most of which won't have a fu*king clue what a "hen party" is. Stop trying to be the gatekeeper for an entire language. I'm also English and I couldn't give a shit less what terms he uses, I have more pressing concerns in my life.

    • @aethellstan
      @aethellstan Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@Connor-ONeill cobblers. it's nothing to do with netflix, an american streaming platform.
      it's to do with an english comedian doing stand-up to an english audience and he's using american words not english.
      frankly i don't give a dman whether people from other countries know what a hen party is and if you don't care then there will come a point in time where things you actually do care about will be subsumed into a culture that isn't ours and it's too late.
      language is an important driver to culture just ask any indigenous people where they are having to speak english or french etc, they lose sight of who they are.

    • @vermontvampyre
      @vermontvampyre Před 6 měsíci

      Funny how someone from a country who stole everything from many cultures over the years; land, cultural items, people, and even language; could be butthurt in regards to an Englishman to be doing exactly as his ancestors did....borrow spare vocabulary from elsewhere. How do you think English got to where it is today? From stealing from OTHER languages. Also maybe he used "bachelorette" because some women could feel offended being compared to chickens? Which a lot of people view as some of the dumbest birds in existence.

  • @maureengouldie1993
    @maureengouldie1993 Před 6 měsíci

    Crazy how nearly everything these days has 2 meanings. Whats ATTIC mean? At&t ice cream?

  • @mcbikeman5673
    @mcbikeman5673 Před 5 měsíci

    I have tried and tried to find this man funny but nope he just is not funny to me

  • @osc4ryt1212
    @osc4ryt1212 Před 6 měsíci

    That was 50% kinda funny, 50% unfunny

  • @peterporkeresq.2817
    @peterporkeresq.2817 Před 6 měsíci +1

    'Sex' is today's lowest form of humour, if you remove every reference to sex from contemporary comedy, you'll have nothing.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před 6 měsíci

      Americans are really uptight when it comes to sex or nudity. Some people should really lighten up. It's not the end of the world or humanity ... unless you *stop* shaggin.

  • @charliecook-pt6gu
    @charliecook-pt6gu Před 6 měsíci

    not funny, you are nothing without news stories. felt like i was watching a female comedian.

    • @IntensiveCareSecondary
      @IntensiveCareSecondary Před 5 měsíci +1

      Well you might not think he's funny, but he's evidently successful lmao

    • @charliecook-pt6gu
      @charliecook-pt6gu Před 5 měsíci

      he is successful purely because the news exists he has no actual material he isnt a proper comedian.@@IntensiveCareSecondary

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit Před 6 měsíci +1

    Now THAT'S a trick! Leave a bag in the loft that alludes to something!

  • @pascaledowling6309
    @pascaledowling6309 Před 6 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂