@@bongowrld They probably meant that it doesn’t make sense because Billie isn’t the dark or edgy type and Melanie is. So Billing saying she’s the bad guy and Melanie saying she isn’t is funny because, you know, it’s the other way around.
I'm not a bad guy So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? Alright? I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is (shh) The teachers don't care about me Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm chopped meat I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is detention I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time" Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Tonight I can feel your blood pressure rise Let me crawl up into your mind Pretending everything's alright (is detention)
@@michellehernandez1077 Do you know what the 3 dots on the side to somebody's comment is? Clearly you don't because I saw you comment on 1 of that girls comment. Anyways, so click the 3 dots and on the top it would say "Reply*. Click that and there you go. Thanks to me you finally know how to reply to somebody's comment the right way.
POV: you are at a party with your dream guy, you got drunk and started singing to the melody, you lean your dream guy and say, "Baby can you meet me tonight in detention~?" His heart starts beating faster, you say "I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension. Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention~?" and you start making out :>
OK, AT THE START, THAT HEADPHONE EFFECT- IM NOT WEARING HEADPHONES, I HAVE MY IPAD AND I WAS LISTENING TO THIS, IT STILL SOUNDS LIKE A DOOR IS OPENING BEHING ME, GOD DAMN
Yall probably know this but she doesnt say "baby can you meet me tonight", shes says "hey can you meet me tonight". Edit: nvm they fixed up the lyrics on google, they USED to say hey but now they say baby
Pov: Your family is high tier in your area, because that they have a reputation. At your your school, your known as the " posh and quiet girl" Your teachers only like you due to the fact your quite wealthy. Your constantly have a smile on your face, always kind to people even if they're rude...... One day your not feeling it. Your not feeling like smiling. You don't want to wear these clothes. You'e tired. As you walk down the hallways, people stare at you. One person yells " WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOOD GIRL HUH?!?!" For the first time in 3 years.. You yell " IM PHYSICALLY EXHAUSTED TIRED OF THIS LIFE THAT I HAVE TO KEEP IM DONE LET ME BE." pretending everything is alright is... 𝐷𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 Omg this is so cringey lol
Lyrics : I'm not a bad guy So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? Alright? I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness Can't you see it? You're too busy seeking selfish wishes Don't care how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-de-detention De-de-detention Pretending everything's alright is (shh) The teachers don't care about me Fuck how I feel as long as I make money They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm chopped meat I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness Can't you see it? You're too busy seeking selfish wishes Don't care how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-de-detention De-de-detention Pretending everything's alright is detention I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time" Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah Start calling up my phone tryna say that I've been out of line When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Tonight, I can feel your blood pressure rise Let me crawl up into your mind Pretending everything's alright (is detention)
~ Lyrics ~ I'm not a bad guy So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? Alright? I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is (shh) The teachers don't care about me Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm chopped meat I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is detention I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time" Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Tonight I can feel your blood pressure rise Let me crawl up into your mind Pretending everything's alright (is detention)
little angel, I came to remind you that you are special, enough and made with a lot of love, Jesus loves you a lot and waits for your voice and heart ;3
![Melanie Martinez - Detention [Official Music Video]](/img/n.gif)
I’m tempted to watch the movie over again
Cordiellia honest same I’m considering it 😂
I’ve literally watched it like 4 times
@@JoseHernandez-sm3ww same
Do it😂
Especially since it's getting taken down in a week.
1:14 *edits are quaking*
Anime-Aholic I have a edit to this song lmfaoo💀
Multivanilla Edits omg WHERE I NEED TO SEE IT
Multivanilla Edits LEMME SEE
LMFOAOAOAO
i am getting attacked again
this sounds even sexier in slo mo wow
I thought I was the only one who thought this song was weirdly seductive.
Sammi Unnie it does have a sexual vibe 😭
@@zanegarglezsehmen SAME
How do you guys think this song is seductive ITS ABOUT SITTING IN A ROOM aka detention
Lime_ peach you obviously didn’t get the memo
1:14 is...AMAZING HOLY-
Edit: Ma'am or sir how do you not have 1MIL views yet? I NEED THE LOGIC IN THIS
Because people don’t get recommended this and maybe they don’t like it
👍🏾
It has 1M now 😌
@Vhararo !!! 1.6 million now 👺☝️
@@Sage707 2.2 million now
when I first heard detention, I thought it said “chow mein” instead of “chopped meat”
WAIT IT SAYS CHOPPED MEAT I THOUGHT IT WAS CHOW MEIN
I THOUGHT IT WAS CHICKEN REAL
AGDHANCSS
HAHAHAHA
I THOUGHT IT WAS SHOP ME I-
My dad caught me dancing to it and took a 10 second look at the screen and when he left I said "They are glossy ass nails."
@@m6yooz856 my dad
Oh, XD
Oh god
loool
LMAOO
My sleep paralysis monster looking kinda thicc 😏
STOP BRO-
Izzy Bayar STOP BRO- more like STEP BRO-
👁👄👁
༄fendi 🤭👄🤭
No Sir lmfaoo this is beautiful
Billie: i'm the bad guy
Melanie:i'm not a bad guy
bruh that makes no sense
@@charlottericho7952 it does lol
@@charlottericho7952 You must be extremely dumb then lol.
@@bongowrld
They probably meant that it doesn’t make sense because Billie isn’t the dark or edgy type and Melanie is. So Billing saying she’s the bad guy and Melanie saying she isn’t is funny because, you know, it’s the other way around.
ºOOFº
use me as a "I'm here before 1M views" button.
are you 2 weeks old
egg egg egg egg 😂
hii
no shut up
Yee yee
Everyone be like: omg, glossy nails
i just see:
Sausages with pink lube
XD wow we have the same thought process
omg i cant un see sausages with pink lube now
Me to😂 but then I see the nails
@@nevermind4233 forget the nails, those fingers do look like sausages
Sameer lol
POV: you're a second-grader who got caught sticking your hand in the soap dispenser by the bathroom monitor. You're so going to detention.
A 2nd grader with those nails? I'm scared-
@@Lesbianmango some second graders actually wear those nails don’t be surprised
@@kar-men AAAA THAT’S SCARY I-
I know someone who has nails like that in my year 😖😖😖😖
plays it in 1.25x speed
am i a joke to you?
?
XD
Yes you are a joke to me
Kelly Clark ahahaha
do i know you?
@@immortalver No you do not know me but I am saying you are a joke to me
1:14 god that part IGSITSTISIYD
YESSSSS
Same! that part tho
**me acting like I'm in an edit**
@@vivi4842 same 😂😂
Nice... but I hate 4:49
That part honestly ruins the song.
Ya'll are sooo funny. Bruh just click the replay button, like ya'll are not cool
Eh
Munji 。 bish u made me end the video
@@bei864 lol sorry not sorry
all of the sounds and effects put over the song just makes this feel like a fever dream, and this is why I love melanie
anyone else doing weird slow dances in bed🤣
ME
Nylah Timone me
🤣 no I’m doing it in a zoom class with my my camera off. S##T MY TEACHER SAW ME CAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED MY CAMERA!!!
Yep
Yep doing it rn XD
I was like : What sis she put her hand into 0.0
btw , nice remix :))
i think its melted candle?
@@nosleep1804 wouldn't that hurt? The things we do for aesthetic
@@valerie1325 yes it hurts i think?but not alot i mean idk i never tried it,but you got the point:people do too much for internet..
i used to do that a lot
its just warm so it doesnt hurt that much :)
@@bubries wait i think there is name for it?like candle vasseline or something?
detention will always be in my heart along with high school sweethearts 🥺💕✨
SO REAL!! Those two definitely have to be my favorites out of K-12 🩷🩷
thought those were condoms i-
omg me too xDDD
Let's head out together😂😂
😂
Oh my
Thought those were pink sausages
0:37
If i dont *smell back* alright.
lxuren stop i-
@@idiotwastaken. ight im sorry but i misheard that 😔✌️
😂😂
She said if I don’t smile back alright
@@astraea1512 i know lol
am I the only one imagining a stripper dancing in slowmo
Sadly no ;-;
nope same hear
I read this comment and now I’m imagining that but hisoka
it's me. i'm the stripper.
@@mya2641 oop
I genuinely love Mel’s runs at the beginning of the song I wish they were more prominent in the song 😍
I see this as a relationship that doesn't have anything about love just s3x
when you didn't know your favorite song could get better
"pRetEnDing EveRythiNg's alRigHt iS DetEntiOn"
so I'm in detention 24/7
Who else’s tried dancing like Melanie to this 😂 x
Detention is underrated, My favorite song out of the whole album.
I'm not a bad guy
So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright?
Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright?
If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright?
Alright?
I'm physically exhausted
Tired of my knuckles beating
I'm chewing gum to pass this time
Sadness, can't you see it?
You're too busy seeking self-pleasures
Look at how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it
Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
De-detention
De-detention
Pretending everything's all right is (shh)
The teachers don't care about me
Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money
They let them do whatever they want to me
They're the customer, I'm chopped meat
I'm chopped meat
I'm physically exhausted
Tired of my knuckles beating
I'm chewing gum to pass this time
Sadness, can't you see it?
You're too busy seeking self-pleasures
Look at how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it
Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
De-detention
De-detention
Pretending everything's all right is detention
I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time"
Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah
Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line
When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom
Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
Tonight
I can feel your blood pressure rise
Let me crawl up into your mind
Pretending everything's alright (is detention)
If you don’t know this song by heart then I can’t talk to you smh🤡😐🙃
I thought she said baby can u meet me tonight😂
@@toodiehunter2992 she does
istg I dont mean this in any mean wayat all, but I think you messed up a few words >_
@@xmwiireu i literally copy & pasted from google
everyone: thinking these are condoms and saying "its even sexier now"
me: *gagging*
Grow up lol
You’re a gacha..
@@xena631 so what if she is a gacha
@@bxnny_Chanw3w it means that you and her are weird asf
@@xena631 some people ARENT IN THE SEXUAL MOOD STFU
Hits harder when your actually in detention....
3:45 to 3:56 is my favorite part.
Eileen Maire Reyes the silence?
_Miriku Gacha_ yes I like the beat to it 😊
3:17 I wanna go home n you say no it's not the time - The best part 😫
Those look like cut off pp’s covered in pink hand soap
Crimson Cloud 🤣🤣🤣I KN ONW
BRUHH😂😂😂
That’s enough internet for today
Yall so immature i cant- 😂😂
Shaijahajsbjeo
detention and wheels on the bus are my favv
no one ever talks abt how hot this song is-
honestly i love K-12 but Crybaby is still more iconic,my opinion
Yeah. After a few times listening to these songs they all start sounding the same.
Silent x Night yes I agree
X2
@@Oliver-fw6rc
Recess sounds a little bit different..
@KX Navs Yes, there are exceptions.
This version of the song is SO BEAUTIFUL, I can't-
*when u realize the background pic are not c o n d o m s .*
*Yes sis. I thought that too* ☺
the picture gives me anxiety
Ikr ;-;
imagine your crush pinning you too a wall at a party while this songs plays with red led lights~~ 😩🌙🥰
Oh hell My Mind Took That Too Far- I-
As someone who fucks regularly with red lights... that sounds AMAZING!!! But sis... you need to listen to two times by ØRĒNDA ... you’ll DIE❤️
-i
@@darrellbalentine7377 sksksksksks- 😂😫
Darrell Balentine i got heart beats in my 😼
Put the bottom of ur phone in ur mouth(where the speaker is)u won’t regret I swear
Yo I don't regret it
Omg it worked when I closed my mouth it did that thing! sksksksk
🗿🗿
@@michellehernandez1077 Do you know what the 3 dots on the side to somebody's comment is? Clearly you don't because I saw you comment on 1 of that girls comment. Anyways, so click the 3 dots and on the top it would say "Reply*. Click that and there you go. Thanks to me you finally know how to reply to somebody's comment the right way.
IKR
*I'm physically exhausted~*
3:44 i love it-
I’m about to watch the movie for the 5th time 🤗
Wait, I've watched the film like 15 times-
Oh i am New then (2)
everyone feels sexy until the shy girl in the back of the class dances to this...
I love when it's in slow mo it's more relaxing
having bad urges while listening to this song hits different
The chorus sounds so fucking hot, oh my-
detention really is one of the best songs of the album
this gave me nostalgia to when I would blast this on my speakers and relax. I miss those times.
Could u do Class Fight??~
Btw this is one of my favourites, thx for being so fast
finally someone did detention
POV: you are at a party with your dream guy, you got drunk and started singing to the melody, you lean your dream guy and say, "Baby can you meet me tonight in detention~?" His heart starts beating faster, you say "I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension. Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention~?" and you start making out :>
The 63 dislikes are all the teachers and staff at K-12
yes
i love melanie
i’m *addicted*
THIS IS MY VIBE
*ughhh my fav is even better now, time to listen to this over a hundred times...again*
My hands after touching maple syrup:
1:14 trust me
This picture makes me uncomfortable like those nails I-
OK, AT THE START, THAT HEADPHONE EFFECT- IM NOT WEARING HEADPHONES, I HAVE MY IPAD AND I WAS LISTENING TO THIS, IT STILL SOUNDS LIKE A DOOR IS OPENING BEHING ME, GOD DAMN
1:14 ok bye gonna go edit
someone tell me WHY i thought the picture on the screen was of SAUSAGES
1:13 The kill part that y'all were looking for
everyone else: glossy nails
me: BUNGEE GUM CONTAINS THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM
hotel:trivago
ok but can we talk about the background of the nails like what is that pattern bruh-
0:57 was me- violet ofc
1:19 💞
I TRIED TO LEARN THE DANCE AND- 😭
Yall probably know this but she doesnt say "baby can you meet me tonight", shes says "hey can you meet me tonight". Edit: nvm they fixed up the lyrics on google, they USED to say hey but now they say baby
Oop-
Everyone be like: something
I just see:
That one nail that has something in it that's constantly bothering me-
4:48
*ME KEEPS ON VIBING*
4:49
...
BUT WHY?!
Pov:
Your family is high tier in your area, because that they have a reputation. At your your school, your known as the " posh and quiet girl" Your teachers only like you due to the fact your quite wealthy. Your constantly have a smile on your face, always kind to people even if they're rude......
One day your not feeling it. Your not feeling like smiling. You don't want to wear these clothes. You'e tired.
As you walk down the hallways, people stare at you.
One person yells " WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOOD GIRL HUH?!?!"
For the first time in 3 years..
You yell " IM PHYSICALLY EXHAUSTED TIRED OF THIS LIFE THAT I HAVE TO KEEP IM DONE LET ME BE."
pretending everything is alright is...
𝐷𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛
Omg this is so cringey lol
I actually really like this😊❤️❤️
*lowkey thought the image was a photo of pink condoms filled with water*
At first i thought the pucture was condoms dipped in something😂
Karmachu_Daweirdo :3 me toooooo i was like what the heck??😭😭
@@bunnytsx lmao mby its common
Karmachu_Daweirdo :3 same
and I oop-
@@rockdaboat8 latvian version what we made😂:un es ups- eskā eskā.if youre latvian youll prob get it but prob youre not
My favourite k-12 song and it’s so much hotter slowed 💃🛐
3:45 MY FAV PART
Melanie: im not a bad guy
Billie: im the baaad guy
Lyrics :
I'm not a bad guy
So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright?
Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright?
If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright?
Alright?
I'm physically exhausted
Tired of my knuckles beating
I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness
Can't you see it?
You're too busy seeking selfish wishes
Don't care how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it
Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
De-de-detention
De-de-detention
Pretending everything's alright is (shh)
The teachers don't care about me
Fuck how I feel as long as I make money
They let them do whatever they want to me
They're the customer, I'm chopped meat
I'm chopped meat
I'm physically exhausted
Tired of my knuckles beating
I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness
Can't you see it?
You're too busy seeking selfish wishes
Don't care how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it
Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
De-de-detention
De-de-detention
Pretending everything's alright is detention
I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time"
Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah
Start calling up my phone tryna say that I've been out of line
When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom
Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
Tonight, I can feel your blood pressure rise
Let me crawl up into your mind
Pretending everything's alright (is detention)
This make me feel some time of 💃🏽W A Y💃🏽
Yesss I luv thisss🥺💖💖
I'm getting 2020 vibes already lol
Same :°c
melanie : i'm not a bad guy
Billie: but i'm bad guy.
Everbody talking about the nails and sausages with pink lube while *I'm just admiring the wall in the back*
this is probably something id listen to while sleeping
I'm physically ExHAUsted.😩
please do the whole album !! 💕
0:12 THAT BEAT KILLED ME o wait im suppose to be dead now bye... XP
I believe in Melanie Martinez supermacy🦋
~ Lyrics ~
I'm not a bad guy
So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright?
Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright?
If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright?
Alright?
I'm physically exhausted
Tired of my knuckles beating
I'm chewing gum to pass this time
Sadness, can't you see it?
You're too busy seeking self-pleasures
Look at how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it
Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
De-detention
De-detention
Pretending everything's all right is (shh)
The teachers don't care about me
Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money
They let them do whatever they want to me
They're the customer, I'm chopped meat
I'm chopped meat
I'm physically exhausted
Tired of my knuckles beating
I'm chewing gum to pass this time
Sadness, can't you see it?
You're too busy seeking self-pleasures
Look at how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it
Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
De-detention
De-detention
Pretending everything's all right is detention
I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time"
Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah
Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line
When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom
Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
Tonight
I can feel your blood pressure rise
Let me crawl up into your mind
Pretending everything's alright (is detention)
little angel, I came to remind you that you are special, enough and made with a lot of love, Jesus loves you a lot and waits for your voice and heart ;3
so r we gonna talk abt the amazing dance in the movie or nah 😀
New fav song
I didn't know i needed this in my life till I heard it❤
i feel im sitting in the grass is night and im listening to this
billie Eilish : I‘m the bad guy
Melanie Martinez : I‘m not a bad guy
This song and then the dance... I'm dying
i know this whole song word by word
oml- put this on 2, that hits different- likes shes rapping
Am I the only person who gets a weirdly seductive vibe from this song?