The Prologue but nobody is here

and andrey isnt here

[@geckomancer]

if balaga and bolkonsky and mary and dolokhov and helene and anatole and marya and sonya and natasha and andrey and pierre aren't here then who's flying the plane

[@greynebel5211]

me

[@quicksilver-ace3710]

Andrey

[@ryrororororo]

themajesticsnood THE REFERENCE OH MY

[@ChickenGeorgeClooney]

We are. We are the only ones who are here.

[@trishalee7535]

I am. Better start writing your will.

[@lizcecilia5426]

"THE WAR isn't here" not even the war showed up to the party

[@tdewar9763]

I laughed so hard at that

[@broadwaycj]

Eliza Cecilia 😂😂😂 I'm still dying from that

[@tdewar9763]

No Pierre is enjoying himself at home this evening

[@spacelingbee1875]

this is why andrey left in the first place

[@broadwaycj]

spaceling bee Yeah probably!!

[@io2147]

i showed this to my friend and she looked at me and said 'i keep screaming but god won't answer' and it was iconic

[@broadwaycj]

ryan is trash My close aquaintances would beat me up if I had them listen to anything from broadway.... :(

[@luci9625]

cAUSE ITS A COMPLICATED RUSSIAN NOVEL, EVERYONE
isnt here

[@ironflowers977]

lou ari now that is truly the epitome of 'complicated'

[@pumpkinjuice180]

Dolokov isn't here, but not too important!

[@mackenzimacko4778]

pumpkin juice i love ur prof pic!!😍

[@aibhilinpreble3949]

Oof
Poor Dolokhov
When he's there apparently he's not important
Even when he's there he's apparently not important

[@majaeriksen8903]

After a while it sounds like they say "is in tears" instead of "isn't here" and honestly that is a good representation of how I feel about this video

[@oliverspencer3835]

Maja Eriksen NOW I CAN'T UNHEAR IT

[@benjibonez4135]

the wAR IS IN TEARS

[@asdatescosains700]

I mean most of the characters are in tears by the end

[@swordswaltzing]

when none of your friends are into tgc so it's just you singing by yourself in the bathroom

[@brightonvalorhoran]

Megan likes Musicals ok mood but also i love your profile pic
(💦🍆💖+1000 Daddy Points💖🍆💦)

[@swordswaltzing]

HSKFHSD

[@emi_zad]

I’m very late but MOOD

[@Dani-it9vc]

In the bathroom at a party

[@reshiramwildfire8873]

the waR ISN'T HERE
WAR WYD

[@helenmasters4696]

THE WAR ISN'T HERE

[@abbyrose9408]

All I picture is that the ensemble puts on there own show one day for their own entertainment, and they sing this

[@mramos7887]

What about Pierre? WHAT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE

[@cassidybyron8428]

Pierre is enjoying himself at home this evening

[@thetstandsforstupid2818]

whenever i get around to blowing up the earth, this is gonna be the top of my list of reasons why

[@oliverleamon383]

13 reasons why season two

[@OSCARMlLDE]

This video was only five minutes long but it still felt like four thousand years

[@areyoureadyforlove6963]

THE WAR ISNT HERe

[@lithiumgoblin6590]

This made me so much more upset than I thought it would

[@lostinthemelody983]

EVERYONE Isn't here killed me.

[@kilikenajordan8920]

Someone blast this in front of the theater the day the musical closes

[@gwynpeters6029]

This was funny until I remembered that the show closed and truly - none of them are here

[@brightonvalorhoran]

Gwyn Peters ohhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo

[@calkom]

Ah fuck you're right

[@musicaltrash2024]

N O

[@gracedavis2086]

This is the dumbest thing I've ever watched I've been cry laughing for hours

[@nixonleow3868]

Gotta say...gets a bit catchy in the middle to be honest

[@jakepaulhaterendjakepaul8774]

WARNING:
Don't attempt to drink water during watching.

[@Catisnotacat-ch8id]

if no one is here than who is singing the song

[@vaquino3660]

Anatole isn't here? Guess he decided to leave for Petersburg early

[@alpine_berry]

*It a complicated Russian novel! Everyone ~isn't here!~*

[@creativeusermeme]

"Everyone- i s n ' t h e r e !" is such a quarantine mood

[@trishalee7535]

Did everyone just follow Andrey to the war or something. And then the war left too?

[@brightonvalorhoran]

T L yes can confirm

[@straightasacircle6520]

T L now I’m just imaging the entire cast stalking Andrey and him not noticing😂

[@GlitchyPix]

But the war didn't even bother to show up, the bitch

[@allthewayfromatoz3855]

The war isn’t here cause Pierre finally ended it with his Napoleon theory

[@minervaarballo3162]

I'm still laughing three days later after I heard this.
*Please help me*

[@thaliagrace4444]

when i clicked on this i didn't know if it was going to be the way you did it or if you were going to cut in "no one" it from no one else

[@brightonvalorhoran]

OH DAMMIT thats a good idea @past self wyd

[@4dultw1thj0b]

This is so dumb why do I love it

[@arthurdamato2668]

The rest of the play is two hours of an empty stage.

[@alyssajade8934]

the most frustrating thing is that i keep waiting for the slight cut in audio between "andrey" and "isn't here" like all the others have and it, much like everyone, isn't here

[@galaxiamoon6002]

I love the part where someone isn't there

[@evildr3ad827]

"skip to 3:50 if you truly cannot torture yourself in this way" haha jokes on you i'm all about that #selfdestruction

[@Jmtracey]

I don't know if I'm choking or peeing, but this the quality entertainment I have been lurking on the internet for.

[@kubokubo]

this is what having a stroke must feel like

[@phoebecuachon7411]

WHERE ARE THEY

[@mishaschaffner-kargman8311]

In PETERSBURG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sankta8578]

kanye not jAPAAAAAAAAN

[@emilyc9492]

kanye not not here

[@user-go1fl4ox2q]

The emerald city

[@antte_]

Not here lmao

[@electricharps]

Thank you for this. I mean, I feel like I have no sanity left, and everything hurts from laughing too hard, but thank you.

[@raisinhehe]

This is whay andrey left. He went go find his friends. Where are they?? He's panicking. His friends are all missing, he so confused. Someone help him hE'S ONLY A BOY!!!!

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

so where the fUCK IS EVERYONE
FIGHTING THE WAR THAT AINT HERE I THINK NOT

[@chrysopoetics]

I have personally undertaken to make sure this is my entire household’s introduction to the show.

[@ashleybast8044]

my chest hurts from laughing

[@rosagutierrez5129]

the great comet closed and that's why no one's here

[@alextownhq]

EVERYONE ISNT HERE

[@foxl0res]

I'm so mad it didn't say "you ISNT HERE" how darw

[@jasminehubbard2193]

Why is this the worst but also the best thing I've ever heard

[@GlitchyPix]

'Isn't here' doesn't even sound like a real phrase anymore

[@rachelaleishoppe5928]

Where did the war go?!

[@Entelane]

Somewhere.

[@sleepdeprivation8390]

galaxiesandsupernovas to the club

[@rachelaleishoppe5928]

CheshireCatz 2319 oh right of course 😂

[@GlitchyPix]

The war is enjoying themselves at home this evening

[@bymeerabrowngothicroyal]

rachelaleishoppe the Russian winter chased in out.

[@user-go1fl4ox2q]

He spends his money on women and wine, (who, like everyone else) aren't here

[@anatole5381]

I thought at the end would be like
"What about Pierre? -isn't here...
What about Pierre? -isn't here...
What about Pierre? What about Pierre? What about Pierre? -isn't here..."
But what you did was still pretty cool lmao.

[@bewitchedbylena]

THIS MADE ME ENRAGED WHY DID YOU DO THIS.

[@asmileisspecial]

this is making me cry with laughter at like 2am

[@oingoboingowangotango]

chandeliers and caviler, 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 isn't here

[@caleigh3547]

Why did I just watch this whole thing

[@bymeerabrowngothicroyal]

I survived

[@Eliza-98]

The War isn't here. You are in Ba Sing Se.

[@venusplease6501]

this is the greatest thing i've ever listened to i'd buy this over the original

[@beastofedelwood1473]

"Old Bolkonsky is crazy
And Mary is plain
Andrey's family, ISN'T HEEEEEERE

[@pandabee6393]

Anatole isnt here, he spends his money on women and wine

[@shadowofthemoon3104]

I'm dead.

[@aspiringxfires]

“this is all in your program, you aren’t here”

[@paigethomas8013]

This is so much better than I expected when I read the title

[@KSmith-kp5jz]

This makes me anxious

[@sophiaalexander7607]

i c r a v e d e a t h

[@LessBackslashThan3]

i love this more than i love myself

[@brittanybroquadio8846]

Why am I here..... when everyone else isn't here?

[@broadwaycj]

I liked this way more than anybody should... and it's been stuck in my head for about a week now...

[@rubensmuse]

i like how you were creative in breaking up the three consecutive "isn't here"s around Balaga with three different "isn't here"s for variety. nice touch. anyway i hope pierre is enjoying himself at home this evening

[@abbeycardwell8792]

I don't mean to bring be more chill into this comment section but everyone isn't here because they're iN JAPAAAAAAAN

[@yincheri1421]

Abbey Cardwell THEY'RE IN JAPAAAAAAAN

[@sankta8578]

Abbey Cardwell PFFFFHAHAHAHA I'M CRYING

[@broadwaycj]

Abbey Cardwell OH MY GOSH!!!! THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST COMMENTS 😂😂😂😂😂

[@IlastarothTayre]

you did good. i'm in tears

[@macimeyer5741]

get out omg

[@theatertributes2233]

Hey, could I have permission to remake this with the Broadway cast album?

[@cluckcluckchicken]

why

[@martynasmiech4062]

can I make it to the end?

[@brightonvalorhoran]

Martyna Śmiech yes i believe in u

[@martynasmiech4062]

I made it!

[@fiornza]

was someone there at the end to see you complete it?

[@coolviv]

fuck i died when "the war isnt here"

[@butterflytaster5553]

With nobody around to fuck things up, the future of the Russian monarchy is safe once more

[@CarlieMae]

What the actual hell, Bridgette?

[@lemonsnicker2568]

POV: you arrive just before show starts

[@itisindeedaverysavvystudio]

Phillipa would be livid lol

[@bellaevans1804]

At firs I was enjoying this and I was like “ this isn’t that bad..” at about 1:00 I realized just how wrong I was...

[@Blossommoon64]

you aren't even at the opera

[@razberrymist9475]

This shouldn’t be as funny as it is

[@elgbt252]

*God left*

[@sillysherlockian9825]

This is one of my fave vids ever lol. Th war isn't even here and I'm here watching this everyday. #goals

[@DevonC03]

This just sums up finals week. Everyone is in tears

[@rubyrobinson8029]

My bird starting singing to this

[@archsbway]

Idk but this is damn hilarious

[@thebowows]

i want this to burn

[@alessand_ro]

Donut Pad is this a Hamilton reference?

[@kirbymurphy8763]

This needs more likes

[@kai-gm9re]

I don't know why I love this so much

[@Peachypeachykeenjellybean]

Beautiful.

[@mariethebiskwit]

Very stress relieving

[@andyrawlinson4093]

I thought you were just gonna cut out everyone's names

[@dancedanceawayfrommeidontl2890]

this is amazing

[@constantgeeking]

BAHAHAHAHHA IM SO :)

[@soybeanjas]

lol rip hahaha

[@sillysherlockian9825]

This is the best

[@amayaroyster]

s t o p

[@user.mxyzptlk]

XD, so cool!

[@menamontoya]

JAJJAJAJJA alamadre
waw 1 joya

[@leongeiszler1360]

mood

[@elibliss4539]

This is so funny because it actually works 😂😂😂