For those who don’t know, characters like Dogwelder and the other members of Section 8 were created and written by Garth Ennis, who hates superheroes with a passion.
I can't believe he looked over section 8 but didn't look at the defenestrator, the man just carries around a window pane and smashes it over people's head.
He actually did in the stream but it was cut from this clip here, at 6:50 you can see he had just clicked his page. Tho the only thing he said about him after reading that he carried a window pane around was "I roll with that" and immediately went back to that moment you see in 6:51
Imagine James Gunn makes a movie about dog welder giving him a sympathetic and fleshed out backstory while toning done his power and making him a tragic anti hero with a horrible and strange curse
*I remember one of these DC heroes* being able to shoot laser beams from his arms.. but he had Parkinson’s or couldn’t aim or something and slaughtered his whole team.. and there was a supervillain that got his powers from snorting cocaine. DC has some treasures.
In Stanlee's comicbook history documentary he states that in his early days of college him and his friends would get incredibly high and write whatever came to mind, then while sober try to piece it all together into a comic and thats how many of the characters were created. Whenever i see a weird random character im reminded "yeah that would be hilarious as a high college student". Its crazy that 50 years later drunken ramblings are a billion dollar franchise that people worship.
"Now Paul, hear me out, how about a spider with all the powers of a man" "Come on stan, we can't use that, bring it back a bit" "Fine, how about a man with all the powers of a spider"
I mean, I'm no expert, but I assume flesh and bone has a lower melting point than most metals, with all the previous dog welders being psychicly linked to you, I'm sure you could find a way to make it work
@@rat5841 yeah but thats inherently the issue bud. low melting point low burning point, flesh is reduced to particles by the time you reach that temperature. think cremation, do you get a bag of goo back or do you get dry ashes
@@SilverMusicAndGaming oh, yeah, I get what you're saying now, thanks for clearing that up. I guess dog welding really is a super power. So I wonder what bruce would think when he finds out this random psycho with a torch has more super powers than him. Must suck lol
I love that one of the first openly gay comic book characters was called “Rainbow man” and his only power was…..being gay. And he was a villain….and black.
Considering the time period being openly gay could be used as a weapon. How do you fight with a homosexual without catching the gae? Like two men touching each other, grunting and moaning (fighting) is kinda gay. Only 100% straight people can do it without making it strange Since nowadays everyone is a little bit gay it no longer works but in the - in the past he was a powerful foe
"Quick Robin, pin him down!" "bbbut Batman..." "That's right Robin, you're going to arouse him into submission. No life of crime could compare to your supple tenderness, your glistening thighs, mmm your sleek chest- Oh no! His powers are rubbing off on me!"
Fun fact, Dogwelder has many comics, shows, and movies, and is the second highest grossing movie behind Morbius. Dogwelder also is the most expensive action figure ever made, most expensive lego, most expensive car(his real one) and of course, Dogweders gear. Dogwelder is great.
The sex offender hero bueno exelente has an wife named guts who is a sentient mass or organs. She even had an affair with john Constantine. Constantine doing it with a blob of flesh is one of the most cursed images I've ever seen.
The whole "Reverse Flash tripping Barry" makes more sense in context. Essentially he goes mad he decides to use his ability to time travel to make Barry's life as bad as it can be without killing him.
I don’t think he meant it doesn’t make sense, I think he was more saying that it’s really dumb that Reverse Flash used his super speed to trip Barry of all things. That doesn’t make his life bad, that just ruins his day.
@@picgmr1575 damn, never thought about it like that. Getting tripped everyday. Gotta say though, sounds less like supervillainy and more like bullying💀
@@Corey_Tenderson That's exactly what it was, even in-universe. Eobard was an obsessive fan of the Flash from the future (when Barry was a historical figure) who dreamed of being like the Flash. He got his wish and used his newfound powers to go back in time... where he learned he'd actually been the Flash's nemesis, Reverse Flash. Flash had fought Reverse Flash, which led to his fame, which led to Eobard hearing the stories, which led to him becoming a fan, which led to him going back in time, which is what led him to becoming Reverse Flash... So, while the events that lead to the "end" may vary, the end is always the same. And it's a self-repeating cycle, leaving Eobard stuck in an eternal loop where nothing he does after going back in time will ever really matter as it will always conclude the same way, with the same after-effects. This not only drives Eobard insane, he blames Barry as the root of this, as if Barry hadn't become the Flash in the first place, this whole thing would never have started (and, while Eobard can't effect the Loop, Barry not becoming the Flash or whatever would end it finally). To that end, Eobard starts going back in time literally to just to fuck with Barry, hoping to make Barry Allen's life as miserable as Eobard's is. Keep in mind, there's an intentional bit of irony here: Eobard ruining Barry's life is a large part of what leads Barry to become The Flash in the first place. Thus, in his hatred and petty revenge, Eobard is actually creating the very circumstances that torment him. In short, there's a LOT more context to "Eobard Pushes Barry Allen Down the Stairs". I didn't cover it all here, this is a very basic explanation - there's even one point where Eobard figures out how to finally break the loop, only for things to get even more interesting!
Heros: There is one man who sacrificed himself for the world and the world should know his name. PR manager for the team: Alright who was it? Heros: Dog Welder. PR manager: Yeah that's not going to look good.
I don’t know much about this guy, but Codpiece is also a funny concept. I think he’s a Doom Patrol villain based on his powers. Oh did I mention those? It’s a laser penis. He shoots a laser out of his massive dong.
I remember hearing that dog welder was made as a result of some contest to see who could make the worst (arguably) hero character that they could, and the creation of Section Eight followed, with Section Eight being the term the military uses for those that are discharged due to being mentally unfit for combat. I may be misremembering the contest thing, but the team name came from the military for the "mentally unfit" meaning
Garth Ennis, the man who wrote most of these comics, is also the man who wrote The Boys, and is also the author of some of the most messed up comics in history
*sees a character who welds dogs to people* Charlie: I can't tell if this is meant to be serious or not *sees a character named Sidney Speck* Charlie: Ok these are obviously jokes
Nah Im with charlie on this. You can never tell with DC. If I had never heard of Batman series and I was told the main villain of the series was a clown, a fat rich guy, some guy that dies if it gets warm, a scarecrow that likes to make people scared, and a luchadore I would think that was a joke series too.
Shakes is the most useful DC character his notes and abilities are. - Has a severe speech impediment, making him hard to understand - Is a schizophrenic
I actually have the Section 8 comics, Bueno ends up fighting (implied repping) a sentient chivalrous tapeworm that lived in a sentient mass of living organs that was also female who challenged Excellente to a duel for the hand of said sentient mass of organs. Then they got married. The priest was a martian demon or something.
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 don’t read through your parent’s divorce papers or you’ll find out your mother left your father due to his 5 mistresses who are all now buried in a field in New Mexico.
These characters come from the creator of the Boys, so you should KNOW what you're getting into. They're meant to be absolutely absurd. I mean, fair if it's not your bag, but the series these guys come from is freaking hilarious.
Hes a dogshit writer, the boys was an infamously garbage comic, and Bueno Excellente is just racist as fuck, plain edgy drivel. hes a loon and isn't involved with the show at all. a blubbering moron who deserves absolutely no praise or defending.
And then he made his way to the big screen in the second Suicide Squad movie (Well, more like an expy but close enough), where he was ridden with bullets by the villain's henchmen.
I can tell these are really outlandish characters because I, a massive comic geek, haven’t even heard mention of them until today. I must read comics with Dogwelder in it, he is too intriguing to ignore.
@@mrSatern100 Funny, considerig almost all the original team (Aside from Sixpack and Bueno Excellente) died trying to fend off a bunch of extradimensional creatures at some point. At least they died semi-heroically.
I remember introducing Bueno Excellente to a friend of mine and got to see his reaction as he read aloud the description to his character, it was amazing.
Section eight are actually perfect for robbing a bank tbh, Dogwelder and the other dude who spits will burn a hole in the vault as Bueno Altente will threaten the hostages to not move or he will assault them and later threaten the cops and potentially superheroes so they would let them go scot-free. It's a flawless foolproof plan.
"There Dogwelder learns the truth of his power. Bro, what power? He has welding equipment, kills a dog, and tries to weld it to a person. That's not a power." Wrong. He has supernatural welding equipment, kills a dog, and SUCCESSFULLY welds it to a person. Has Charlie ever tried to weld a dog to a person with some off the shelf welding equipment from Home Depot? HUH?!? It's not as easy as it looks, and definitely qualifies as some kind of "power", that's for sure. Dogwelder just throws a dog on someone's face, hits it with his magic blowtorch real fast, now it's welded to their face, by "powers".
My uncle who's 63 tells me all kinds about weird ass heroes lmao. needless to say he was a 60s-90s nerd. Worst part, I fact check and he is always right 😂
When ever I think of goofy comics my brain goes to the "Great Lakes Avengers". Squirrel Girl was a part of them, but they were dragging her down so she left! To name a few: Big Bertha, a woman who can control her body size and weight at will. Mister Immortal, an immortal man who cannot die no matter how much he wants to Goodboy, a female weeb werewolf who calls her werewolf form her "fursona". One of their villians is Leatherboy, a non-super-powered guy into BDSM who originally responded to their ad for members because he misread it. Upon being rejected (despite knowing it wasn't a BDSM club) he decided to fight them multiple times even killing one of Squirrel Girl's sidekicks! All I know about the GLA I read online, I haven't read the comics, but honestly I do want to read the comics because they make me fucking crack up!
Garth Ennis can go too far sometimes in the case of The Boys but he has had a lot of good work too all of which is pretty easy to get through. Hitman is the comic that Section 8 originated from and has a very fun open-and-shut run, his run on the Punisher arguably saved the character, and his Punisher MAX series is universally considered the best work starring the character, and Preacher was part of the wave of titles that showed that comics could be more than just people in spandex.
I heard punisher max is one of the most graphic comics off all time but it is very popular and what about crossed that’s meant to be the most graphic comic of all time
@@Deathmare235 I’ve read all of punisher max multiple times , it ain’t “the most graphic comic of all time” far from it , it’s pretty brutal but crossed could probably get that title
"are these supposed to be Jokes or are they serious" I think everyone feels the same (If they indeed are serious stories then they are the perfect example of the "your joking right?")
Ever since I learned about dog wielder he has been by far my favorite superhero. No one else even compares. I didn't even know the basis of all of his lore until now. He's just that good. Aside from maybe Baytor of course.
The most powerful being in Marvel, The One Above All is also the goofiest. He takes the form of whatever you imagine him in so you can even imagine him as a talking raccoon with guns, a jetpack, and a humanoid tree beside him that keeps saying its own name.
@@Holenpense Depends on which creator, the "true" form of the One Above All is Jack Kirby, however the joke with the other ones is essentially that they are reporters make comics based on real events in the world of marvel.
Garth Ennis, who made "Bueno Excellente" wrote the Boys (not to be confused with the show, which is actually well written) and honestly wrote a LOT of cringey edgelord fanfic energy stuff outside the Boys. If you want some SERIOUS comic batshit insanity look up Ken Penders' Sonic Comics, specifically Knuckles. If you thought abortion, war crimes, death, murder, capital punishment, and torture weren't part of Sonic The Hedgehog's Canon you're wrong. thanks ken.
No you’re wrong he doesn’t own Knuckles and none of his weird alien echidna race society is apart of Sonic’s canon. Since he owns it Sega can’t technically use it. He also sued Archie for a bunch of the characters in the comics but Ken just focuses on his alien thing.
The guy is also the reason why the current IDW Sonic comics have heavy editorial restrictions. For begginers, Sonic not being allowed to be in a romantic relationship.
I love how Section 8 can kinda stand on it's own because you already have a disgusting premise for a "superhero" and you can only go downhill from there so they just decided to make an entire super team and leaped down the stairs.
imagine a superhero who has schizophrenia but the things he imagines actually comes to life and he can control them to attack his enemies. He is an anti hero as well
There’s an episode in the show “Supernatural” with this premise, an old man with the ability to manifest things who’s going senile and keeps manifesting cartoons. I’d highly recommend
Fun fact: in HeartGold pokemon in one of the towns (forgot the name) there's an old man that talks about minerals not being rocks. This is obviously a reference or breaking bad
I remember a quick gag in an X-men comic about "Number One Fan", a mad scientist who had his robot replace his hands with giant fan blades, then he destroyed the robot to show them off, then he couldn't open the exit door from his lab because he had no hands and destroyed his robot, and then died when he tried to smack himself in the forehead and forgot that he had giant blades instead of hands.
I was just doing research on real life superheroes. Kind of sad lol I got excited when I discovered Phoenix Jones until I found an article of him selling meth to a cop, and he was arrested with cocaine…. Some superheroes out there lmaooo
Garth being the creator makes a ton of sense lol, the perfect conclusion. He really doesn't like supes so it's hilarious DC let him make this series. How do you even weld an animal to a human or any variation of that?? I just can't see it
This Halloween I’m going as Dog Welder. I’m gonna put on a welding mask and gloves, a Carhartt onesie with welding rods in the front pocket and hold a rig in one hand and an angle grinder in the other. And then make my husband glue stuffed animal dogs all over him. It’s gonna be great.
Shout out to the one guy who was smart enough to know the superhero wiki would display that Discord ad and changed his name to "Hi Cr1tikal." 4D chess move right there.
My favorite part of the Dogwelder franchise is when he yelled "it's dogweldin time" and started dogwelding out so hard on everyone. 43/10 film best time of all movies.
Ironically when he said the bad spit joke before it was revealed to be true, I thought he was just talking about an actual character, then realized he was joking, then immediately realized he was unknowingly correct.
“He harnesses the power of all previous dog-welders” which is…one? There was one previous dog welder, right? Does this imply the existence of several other generations of dog welders? Or did he harness the power of just….one other dude
For those who don’t know, characters like Dogwelder and the other members of Section 8 were created and written by Garth Ennis, who hates superheroes with a passion.
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As soon as I saw him under the "creator" section while Charlie was looking at the Wiki I was like "yeah that sounds about right"
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He talks about that
Garth Ennis hates superheros so much he created the boys
There's also a villain called "The Wall" and was involved in a brick laying accident where he turned into a fucking wall
That takes the whole “I’m in your walls” meme to a new level
@@sandianexpress1198 "I'm your walls"
I love that hour long analysis about a wall that Alex lennen made
He's also the final boss in Dark Souls 1.
He already saw it
I can't believe he looked over section 8 but didn't look at the defenestrator, the man just carries around a window pane and smashes it over people's head.
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He actually did in the stream but it was cut from this clip here, at 6:50 you can see he had just clicked his page. Tho the only thing he said about him after reading that he carried a window pane around was "I roll with that" and immediately went back to that moment you see in 6:51
Nah dog welder Takes the cake
@@Criegrrunov fair enough
Absolute gigachad
Dog welder might just be what the superhero movie genre needs right now.
Imagine James Gunn makes a movie about dog welder giving him a sympathetic and fleshed out backstory while toning done his power and making him a tragic anti hero with a horrible and strange curse
@@WSendam "This is cinema."
- Martin Scorsese
@@WSendam why would you ever want to tone down the only thing dog welder has going for them :/
and beuno
The hero we all need Dogwelder
Imagine being in a team with a sex offender, not only that, a sex offender who's only power is the equivalent of black mail.
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Dogwelder II was an absolute emotional rollercoaster of lore. i didn’t know if i should cry or be happy that he died.
Don't Be Sad now that he is gone, Be glad that he existed...Rip Dogwelder II
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"dogwelder has an epiphany that he is supposed to weld the stars together."
the character devlopment is incredible
No wonder DC wont fire Erza, they’re turning him into Bueno Excellente
Section 8 movie instead of flash that's a twist. Buenos should never played by a Mexican person do
No bots yet, nice
now dc fired everyone except erza
*Them
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 when someone respect nobody why we should respect him?
*I remember one of these DC heroes* being able to shoot laser beams from his arms.. but he had Parkinson’s or couldn’t aim or something and slaughtered his whole team.. and there was a supervillain that got his powers from snorting cocaine. DC has some treasures.
Did he have alltimers?
Those superpowers he gained was called smelling colors
Ok, that's kinda funny
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this brings the whole “Not the hero we wanted but the hero we didn’t need either” to the comic world
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I’m spaghetti.
also not the hero we deserve
"he's just the hero we have"
well dog-welder saved the planet so I guess we needed him, the rapist we definitly didn't need though
I swear every DC character has some weird backstory of sex or murder but bueno excelente takes the cake 💀
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I’m the only human here lol
Not only does he take the cake he's probably stuck his junk in it. 😂
i could top bueno excelente
@@heloxdarkstar3195 what are you trying to achieve from saying that jesus christ
I like how the dogwelder is kinda like this continual line of people like he’s the avatar or something
He’s an actual fucking spirit
@@Deathmare235 so hes literally the same as as the avatar
@@picgmr1575 I guess that’s one way of putting it
The depth to these characters were simply ahead of our time
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In Stanlee's comicbook history documentary he states that in his early days of college him and his friends would get incredibly high and write whatever came to mind, then while sober try to piece it all together into a comic and thats how many of the characters were created.
Whenever i see a weird random character im reminded "yeah that would be hilarious as a high college student". Its crazy that 50 years later drunken ramblings are a billion dollar franchise that people worship.
"Now Paul, hear me out, how about a spider with all the powers of a man"
"Come on stan, we can't use that, bring it back a bit"
"Fine, how about a man with all the powers of a spider"
@@bloopbloop9687 and the rest was history, thank you 1960’s chronic 🙌
Lol that is such shit
or written by garth ennis, who acts like an immature teenager
I don’t see how anyone could weld a dog to a human face with no sufficient ground.. That dog-welding equipment must be pretty impressive
He has dog welding powers no ordinary man can weld dogs to people’s faces
Apparently Charlie has a welder that is easily capable of doing that. I'm concerned.
I mean, I'm no expert, but I assume flesh and bone has a lower melting point than most metals, with all the previous dog welders being psychicly linked to you, I'm sure you could find a way to make it work
@@rat5841 yeah but thats inherently the issue bud.
low melting point low burning point, flesh is reduced to particles by the time you reach that temperature. think cremation, do you get a bag of goo back or do you get dry ashes
@@SilverMusicAndGaming oh, yeah, I get what you're saying now, thanks for clearing that up. I guess dog welding really is a super power. So I wonder what bruce would think when he finds out this random psycho with a torch has more super powers than him. Must suck lol
Section 8 is like the batch of random troll teammates you get while the stacked enemy team is The Justice League
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I love that one of the first openly gay comic book characters was called “Rainbow man” and his only power was…..being gay. And he was a villain….and black.
sounds pretty good
Considering the time period being openly gay could be used as a weapon. How do you fight with a homosexual without catching the gae? Like two men touching each other, grunting and moaning (fighting) is kinda gay. Only 100% straight people can do it without making it strange
Since nowadays everyone is a little bit gay it no longer works but in the - in the past he was a powerful foe
"Quick Robin, pin him down!"
"bbbut Batman..."
"That's right Robin, you're going to arouse him into submission. No life of crime could compare to your supple tenderness, your glistening thighs, mmm your sleek chest- Oh no! His powers are rubbing off on me!"
There's also one of the first gay couples: the Brain, a disembodied brain in a machine, and Monsieur Mallah, a French intelligent gorilla.
Fun fact, Dogwelder has many comics, shows, and movies, and is the second highest grossing movie behind Morbius. Dogwelder also is the most expensive action figure ever made, most expensive lego, most expensive car(his real one) and of course, Dogweders gear. Dogwelder is great.
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@@I_quit_trolling_now No your not lmao
It's Weldin' time
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the screwy thing about dogwelder is the Egypt thing makes SOME sense. Hathor is literally welded a cow head in some versions.
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i was almost surprised at the bloody sex offender hero, but then i saw Garth Ennis listed as a creator and that explained everything
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If you're surprised at the sex offender hero then you should read about the actor who plays the flash.
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The sex offender hero bueno exelente has an wife named guts who is a sentient mass or organs. She even had an affair with john Constantine. Constantine doing it with a blob of flesh is one of the most cursed images I've ever seen.
@Herrscher of Otaku Ezra Miller, the Flash of DCEU.... Not the CW one.....
The whole "Reverse Flash tripping Barry" makes more sense in context. Essentially he goes mad he decides to use his ability to time travel to make Barry's life as bad as it can be without killing him.
I don’t think he meant it doesn’t make sense, I think he was more saying that it’s really dumb that Reverse Flash used his super speed to trip Barry of all things. That doesn’t make his life bad, that just ruins his day.
@@Corey_Tenderson but what if your day gets ruined every day?
@@picgmr1575 damn, never thought about it like that. Getting tripped everyday. Gotta say though, sounds less like supervillainy and more like bullying💀
@@Corey_Tenderson That's exactly what it was, even in-universe.
Eobard was an obsessive fan of the Flash from the future (when Barry was a historical figure) who dreamed of being like the Flash. He got his wish and used his newfound powers to go back in time... where he learned he'd actually been the Flash's nemesis, Reverse Flash. Flash had fought Reverse Flash, which led to his fame, which led to Eobard hearing the stories, which led to him becoming a fan, which led to him going back in time, which is what led him to becoming Reverse Flash...
So, while the events that lead to the "end" may vary, the end is always the same. And it's a self-repeating cycle, leaving Eobard stuck in an eternal loop where nothing he does after going back in time will ever really matter as it will always conclude the same way, with the same after-effects.
This not only drives Eobard insane, he blames Barry as the root of this, as if Barry hadn't become the Flash in the first place, this whole thing would never have started (and, while Eobard can't effect the Loop, Barry not becoming the Flash or whatever would end it finally). To that end, Eobard starts going back in time literally to just to fuck with Barry, hoping to make Barry Allen's life as miserable as Eobard's is.
Keep in mind, there's an intentional bit of irony here: Eobard ruining Barry's life is a large part of what leads Barry to become The Flash in the first place. Thus, in his hatred and petty revenge, Eobard is actually creating the very circumstances that torment him.
In short, there's a LOT more context to "Eobard Pushes Barry Allen Down the Stairs". I didn't cover it all here, this is a very basic explanation - there's even one point where Eobard figures out how to finally break the loop, only for things to get even more interesting!
@@trianglemoebius yeah thawne is just goofy
Heros: There is one man who sacrificed himself for the world and the world should know his name.
PR manager for the team: Alright who was it?
Heros: Dog Welder.
PR manager: Yeah that's not going to look good.
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As a professional welder, I can confidently say that it would indeed be a super power to be able to weld non metallic organic material.
One of the funniest supervillians I heard about was Snowflame. A villian who gains powers by snorting blow.
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I don’t know much about this guy, but Codpiece is also a funny concept. I think he’s a Doom Patrol villain based on his powers. Oh did I mention those? It’s a laser penis. He shoots a laser out of his massive dong.
What if he smoked crack?
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These heroes are more useful than my sense of humor
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well crap
Never gonna get worse than Safespace and Screentime
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Cant agree more. Screentime looks cool but is lame otherwise
Dogwelder II would bury them alive
the best thing is that dogwelder 2 could actually beat them, considering he welded fucking stars together
I remember hearing that dog welder was made as a result of some contest to see who could make the worst (arguably) hero character that they could, and the creation of Section Eight followed, with Section Eight being the term the military uses for those that are discharged due to being mentally unfit for combat. I may be misremembering the contest thing, but the team name came from the military for the "mentally unfit" meaning
Garth Ennis, the man who wrote most of these comics, is also the man who wrote The Boys, and is also the author of some of the most messed up comics in history
I like his comics
@@alisinamobaraki8790 Hitman and Preacher are fantastic, The Boys comics are ehh
The boys comic is shit, but the show is actually good
bro penguinz0 literally says it out loud, why'd you need to point it out?
Nothing he has done is worse than Crossed, as far as I know.
Black Bolt is not only the goofiest character, but he's also dangerous if he accidently stubbed his toe on the table.
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Or even worse steps on a lego block.
*sees a character who welds dogs to people*
Charlie: I can't tell if this is meant to be serious or not
*sees a character named Sidney Speck*
Charlie: Ok these are obviously jokes
Nah Im with charlie on this. You can never tell with DC. If I had never heard of Batman series and I was told the main villain of the series was a clown, a fat rich guy, some guy that dies if it gets warm, a scarecrow that likes to make people scared, and a luchadore I would think that was a joke series too.
Well spolier
Dog welder dies heroically but saving the earth
Shakes is the most useful DC character his notes and abilities are.
- Has a severe speech impediment, making him hard to understand
- Is a schizophrenic
I thought I told you not to reveal my secret identity
So basically Black Bolt
I thought he was a cocaine addict
So basically he a heroin addict
My favorite part of the Dogwelder Saga is when he said "It's welding time" and welded all over those dogs
Plz just let this joke die
Ok now that's a thing I can totally see happening
I would unironically love an action comedy series about Dogwelder’s shenanigans.
I actually have the Section 8 comics, Bueno ends up fighting (implied repping) a sentient chivalrous tapeworm that lived in a sentient mass of living organs that was also female who challenged Excellente to a duel for the hand of said sentient mass of organs.
Then they got married. The priest was a martian demon or something.
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my god
I want what they smoked
I’m better than Penguinz0 Lmao
Fucking love the section 8 comics
Dogwelder II just tried to keep his family together. He was truly misunderstood
Knowing Warner bros, they’ve probably got 2 movies and an HBO max show in the lineup for section 8
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@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 don’t read through your parent’s divorce papers or you’ll find out your mother left your father due to his 5 mistresses who are all now buried in a field in New Mexico.
I’m better than Penguinz0 Lmao
@@I_quit_trolling_now we don’t care
@@cavesandraves5231 he’s just a bot replying to all the early or big comments on moist vids. Same with the other guy. Don’t bother.
"Batman assaulted his adopted son because he misinterpreted SUN as SON"
TF did the batcomputer want him to assault the sun?
It was Superman, no idea how that guy confused the two...
These characters come from the creator of the Boys, so you should KNOW what you're getting into. They're meant to be absolutely absurd. I mean, fair if it's not your bag, but the series these guys come from is freaking hilarious.
Hes a dogshit writer, the boys was an infamously garbage comic, and Bueno Excellente is just racist as fuck, plain edgy drivel. hes a loon and isn't involved with the show at all. a blubbering moron who deserves absolutely no praise or defending.
Hitman is an amazing series.
Don't forget about the legendary hero "Arm-Fall-Off Boy" The hero who's only ability is...well.. his arms fall off, and he hits people with them.
And then he made his way to the big screen in the second Suicide Squad movie (Well, more like an expy but close enough), where he was ridden with bullets by the villain's henchmen.
I can tell these are really outlandish characters because I, a massive comic geek, haven’t even heard mention of them until today. I must read comics with Dogwelder in it, he is too intriguing to ignore.
I'd honestly love for someone to give the section 8 crew a completely earnest try on the big screen
Let them play a big part in the next Suicide Squad movie, I'd pay to see that team try their best and die trying
Sounds like a job for James Gunn
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Funny, considerig almost all the original team (Aside from Sixpack and Bueno Excellente) died trying to fend off a bunch of extradimensional creatures at some point. At least they died semi-heroically.
Nothing can beat Moth Man, the hero of all time.
What about Shark Rad or John Battman
He’s not even that bad though
funny and original
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I remember introducing Bueno Excellente to a friend of mine and got to see his reaction as he read aloud the description to his character, it was amazing.
Section eight are actually perfect for robbing a bank tbh, Dogwelder and the other dude who spits will burn a hole in the vault as Bueno Altente will threaten the hostages to not move or he will assault them and later threaten the cops and potentially superheroes so they would let them go scot-free. It's a flawless foolproof plan.
I find it cute that in the “online members” in their discord one guy is just named “Hi Cr1tikal”
How about I find you cute
@@penialdelicatesance I'm rooting for you
@@penialdelicatesance me? 🥰
@@penialdelicatesance what
"There Dogwelder learns the truth of his power. Bro, what power? He has welding equipment, kills a dog, and tries to weld it to a person. That's not a power."
Wrong. He has supernatural welding equipment, kills a dog, and SUCCESSFULLY welds it to a person. Has Charlie ever tried to weld a dog to a person with some off the shelf welding equipment from Home Depot? HUH?!? It's not as easy as it looks, and definitely qualifies as some kind of "power", that's for sure. Dogwelder just throws a dog on someone's face, hits it with his magic blowtorch real fast, now it's welded to their face, by "powers".
so if i stole the gear from him id have superpowers too?
as a dog welder myself, It's truly hard to do it in a person's head
As a dog who was recently I can confirm I am not welded easily
At first I was baffled. Then I saw the listed creators... It all makes sense now.
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The Dogwelder II bio sounds like something Charlie would have improv-ed on the spot.
My uncle who's 63 tells me all kinds about weird ass heroes lmao. needless to say he was a 60s-90s nerd. Worst part, I fact check and he is always right 😂
When ever I think of goofy comics my brain goes to the "Great Lakes Avengers". Squirrel Girl was a part of them, but they were dragging her down so she left! To name a few:
Big Bertha, a woman who can control her body size and weight at will.
Mister Immortal, an immortal man who cannot die no matter how much he wants to
Goodboy, a female weeb werewolf who calls her werewolf form her "fursona".
One of their villians is Leatherboy, a non-super-powered guy into BDSM who originally responded to their ad for members because he misread it. Upon being rejected (despite knowing it wasn't a BDSM club) he decided to fight them multiple times even killing one of Squirrel Girl's sidekicks!
All I know about the GLA I read online, I haven't read the comics, but honestly I do want to read the comics because they make me fucking crack up!
I knew about Squirrel Girl, Big Bertha, and Mr. immortal but the others.....I need to see who the hell these are lmao
He missed the fact that friendly fire can only hurt his teammates
Shoutout SnowFlame - the guy who's power is being addicted to cocaine
when charlie makes a wild guess, he is always right
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"The only words he ever spoke were Bueno and Excellente"
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Garth Ennis can go too far sometimes in the case of The Boys but he has had a lot of good work too all of which is pretty easy to get through. Hitman is the comic that Section 8 originated from and has a very fun open-and-shut run, his run on the Punisher arguably saved the character, and his Punisher MAX series is universally considered the best work starring the character, and Preacher was part of the wave of titles that showed that comics could be more than just people in spandex.
The boys is pretty bad
I heard punisher max is one of the most graphic comics off all time but it is very popular and what about crossed that’s meant to be the most graphic comic of all time
@@Deathmare235 I’ve read all of punisher max multiple times , it ain’t “the most graphic comic of all time” far from it , it’s pretty brutal but crossed could probably get that title
Welding the stars together "stabilized" them, yet they still expanded to kill him?
I think it went from like colliding and combining catastrophicly to expanded into each other
i thought this was gonna be a vid about Snowflame the hero who gets his powers from snorting cocaine. This is even better
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It would’ve been nice to see him cover odd Doom Patrol characters from the 80’s-90’s run. Imagine Charlie finding out about Codpiece…
"are these supposed to be Jokes or are they serious"
I think everyone feels the same
(If they indeed are serious stories then they are the perfect example of the "your joking right?")
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These characters were created by Garth Ennis, who skewers a medium he does not respect or understand. In short, a bastard.
Sigh you're*
when i saw “shakes” i knew it couldn’t be 100% serious 💀
Not gonna lie, a Section Eight movie would unironically be hilarious.
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Ever since I learned about dog wielder he has been by far my favorite superhero. No one else even compares. I didn't even know the basis of all of his lore until now. He's just that good.
Aside from maybe Baytor of course.
The most powerful being in Marvel, The One Above All is also the goofiest. He takes the form of whatever you imagine him in so you can even imagine him as a talking raccoon with guns, a jetpack, and a humanoid tree beside him that keeps saying its own name.
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Still better than his DC equivalent The Presence who is just a fat guy with a melon bowl hat.
I thought the most powerful being in marvel were the marvel writers?(They are canon in the comic universe)
@@Holenpense Depends on which creator, the "true" form of the One Above All is Jack Kirby, however the joke with the other ones is essentially that they are reporters make comics based on real events in the world of marvel.
Garth Ennis, who made "Bueno Excellente" wrote the Boys (not to be confused with the show, which is actually well written) and honestly wrote a LOT of cringey edgelord fanfic energy stuff outside the Boys. If you want some SERIOUS comic batshit insanity look up Ken Penders' Sonic Comics, specifically Knuckles. If you thought abortion, war crimes, death, murder, capital punishment, and torture weren't part of Sonic The Hedgehog's Canon you're wrong. thanks ken.
Remember when he plagiarized that holocaust poem and made it about echidnas?
No you’re wrong he doesn’t own Knuckles and none of his weird alien echidna race society is apart of Sonic’s canon. Since he owns it Sega can’t technically use it. He also sued Archie for a bunch of the characters in the comics but Ken just focuses on his alien thing.
The guy is also the reason why the current IDW Sonic comics have heavy editorial restrictions. For begginers, Sonic not being allowed to be in a romantic relationship.
I love how Section 8 can kinda stand on it's own because you already have a disgusting premise for a "superhero" and you can only go downhill from there so they just decided to make an entire super team and leaped down the stairs.
RIP dogwelder. You were a true hero and your sacrifice will be remembered.
worst part is the justice league took the credit on purpose because in this universe they are assholes
imagine a superhero who has schizophrenia but the things he imagines actually comes to life and he can control them to attack his enemies. He is an anti hero as well
There’s an episode in the show “Supernatural” with this premise, an old man with the ability to manifest things who’s going senile and keeps manifesting cartoons. I’d highly recommend
This is sort of like Legion, aka David Haller. He's a reality bender with schizophrenia
@@connorself the black noir moment
Fun fact: in HeartGold pokemon in one of the towns (forgot the name) there's an old man that talks about minerals not being rocks. This is obviously a reference or breaking bad
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I feel like Dogwelder is either inspired by or the inspiration of/for Shou Tucker.
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I remember a quick gag in an X-men comic about "Number One Fan", a mad scientist who had his robot replace his hands with giant fan blades, then he destroyed the robot to show them off, then he couldn't open the exit door from his lab because he had no hands and destroyed his robot, and then died when he tried to smack himself in the forehead and forgot that he had giant blades instead of hands.
I was just doing research on real life superheroes. Kind of sad lol I got excited when I discovered Phoenix Jones until I found an article of him selling meth to a cop, and he was arrested with cocaine…. Some superheroes out there lmaooo
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Charlie did a video on it.
I fucking love dogwelder I'm glad Charlie found out about him
Garth being the creator makes a ton of sense lol, the perfect conclusion. He really doesn't like supes so it's hilarious DC let him make this series. How do you even weld an animal to a human or any variation of that?? I just can't see it
I mean Marvel have him writing Punisher and it's works
Dogwelder watched Fullmetal Alchemist and just said “yes. I want this for my life. This is goals.”
This Halloween I’m going as Dog Welder.
I’m gonna put on a welding mask and gloves, a Carhartt onesie with welding rods in the front pocket and hold a rig in one hand and an angle grinder in the other.
And then make my husband glue stuffed animal dogs all over him. It’s gonna be great.
There's a member of my team who's called Flatman who is literally just Mr. Fantastic, but two-dimensional.
There needs to be a hyperman, who is just 4-dimensional
Shout out to the one guy who was smart enough to know the superhero wiki would display that Discord ad and changed his name to "Hi Cr1tikal." 4D chess move right there.
My favorite part of the Dogwelder franchise is when he yelled "it's dogweldin time" and started dogwelding out so hard on everyone. 43/10 film best time of all movies.
Ironically when he said the bad spit joke before it was revealed to be true, I thought he was just talking about an actual character, then realized he was joking, then immediately realized he was unknowingly correct.
Same lol
Friendly Fire seems like he would make a pretty good Suicide Squad character as well
“I am all of the sith…”
“And I am all of the dog welders”
I enjoy these stream highlights a lot. Keep uploading them!
Also rumors are that dogwelder welded a black hole shut, stopping the trillions of G's from forcing stars to orbit it. Amazing 🤠
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There is a villain called orphan maker and he does exactly that
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now that's my type of villain
Gotta love that the Egyptian God who literally has the head of a canid, is the one who sanctioned the Dogwelders and their "deep" lore.
They should do a comic with all the goofiest heros and villains
Garth Ennius being behind Section 8 makes so much sense.
You just *know* that when the word goofy is in the title, it’s gonna be a rather goofy topic.
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@@I_quit_trolling_now you make me sick
@Muscleman8562 cool, keep up the interesting content
@YeaMan it’s pretty good
This is a bit like that "Infochammel" you covered years ago, the one with the advert for a statue basketball team!
“He harnesses the power of all previous dog-welders” which is…one? There was one previous dog welder, right? Does this imply the existence of several other generations of dog welders? Or did he harness the power of just….one other dude
He's a legacy character going back to acincent Egypt ya a new one comes after the old dies.
He’s a good guy he just wanted a good smoothie
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A good cause I can root for
Flemgem needs his own series
I love this cause me and a couple of my buddies love these we even have some arm fall off guy and dogwelder comics
I definitely Recommend invincible binged the entire comic line last summer
I'm looking forward to seeing these characters in Multiversus.
People are just unable to appreciate the true power and deep lore of dog welder and those who he deems worthy enough to be welded
Dog welder even the joker shivers
It's hilarious how for all of them, even Bueno Excellente, the alignment is Good! 😮
Charlie: I’m so tired of superhero content
Charlie: Releases superhero comic
It’s not a superhero comic
@@mayonnaise3959 -_- it’s about people fighting, maybe not exactly superhero’s but to me it’s like the same thing
Garth Ennis is a weird one, I'd never dedicate myself in any capacity to something I hate
Garth Ennis while creating the boys, he also created one of the best runs of the character John Constantine, “Bad Habbits”
"Bueno Excelente" translates to "Good Excellent"