I lose it at 3:55 when he says "why would somebody be listening to this at the gym?" even though he's literally the one who invented the situation lmao. True madness.
Palevampyr96 was the chat member who suggested jerma to listen to the brown note while acting like he was a bro at the gym. His stray message out of many that jerma just so happened to see ended up breaking jerma beyond repair.
I'm with jerma it's the concept of a guy coming up to you dead serious and you can hear this shit through his headphones. Like just thinking about it looping in my head is killing me.
I love when Jerma goes on rants and just forgets the chat is even there, it's like he's talking to himself and then has to justify the crazy shit he says.
Imagine being an actor for a film, and you have to cry for an emotional scene. You can't make yourself cry, so you ask for some acting tips. And then the director gives you a farting and screaming playlist. Like the concept of that is killing me.
if they practice the crying scene and get to the point where they were, but with the fart sounds, they will be able to make themselves cry after the fart sounds go away -- like a runner practicing with a parachute.
Can't stop laughing thinking about some huge dude walking up to you asking if you need help and hearing farting and screaming blaring from his earbuds. I wouldn't know what to do, probably just ask for his playlist.
While that is absolutely hilarious, it’s way funnier imagining the scenario. Like I can have a straight face just listening to them both but the moment I start thinking about that scenario, I start to lose it.
My favorite Is toward the beginning where you think he has it, until you realize it was just silent and then you hear a tiny "tpppt" following by him immediately losing it. I find both funny. The sounds (especially combined) is funny and the scenario is hilarious. But everything is funnier when someone else is losing it, and jerma's laugh is so contagious
I am shaking. It is three in the morning and I am an adult man nearing his mid twenties rendered HELPLESS by the simple mental image of a muscular dudebro offering to spot me with a deadpan, sincere expression whilst the distant sound of a ceaseless stream of glass-shattering flatulence issues from one earbud, agonised screams from the other...we were a mistake, just send the asteroid already.
There's about 10 seconds of him reading dialogue at the end of the video, that's about as close to gameplay as it got in this one. And one second of him walking at the beginning but i think we can't count that. that's it.
@@jamesmccomb9525 Serious answer time: most people choose some kind of sedation during a colonoscopy, though generally they are just mildly uncomfortable (I wouldn't know personally, never had one). It is common to opt for a light to moderate sedation in order to lessen the chances of feeling pain or discomfort during the procedure, especially for first-timers or people whose bowels/colons are difficult to navigate due to internal bleeding, sores or what-not. Doctors will generally give you a wide variety of sedatives to choose from and the option to not use any at all or to only use them during the procedure when you feel uncomfortable. So as much as we're all clowning on Jerma for his colonoscopy story, kudos to Jeremy for doing a (first-time?) colonoscopy without any sedatives whatsoever.
This was such a legendary moment in jerma985 history, whenever people look back on his streaming career, this will be the first highlight along with jermacraft
The bit with the 5 variations of Jerma would've been really wholesome but he completely fucks it up by wording this in an incredibly horrific way 12:52
"Chrysippus of Soli was a Greek Stoic philosopher. He died during the 143rd Olympiad (208-204 BC) at the age of 73. [In one account,] he was watching a donkey eat some figs and cried out: 'Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs', whereupon he died in a fit of laughter." If ever there were a moment Jerma were to dodge fate, this would be the one.
This was one of the funniest shit to watch on stream. It was an hour long stream, jerma had to cut it short because he had a headache from laughing so much, it was about 10-15 minutes of gameplay and 45 minutes of this one bit, it was somehow funny the entire time
Finally caught a Jerma985 stream the other night, he spent 10 minutes role-playing listening to screaming and farting in a gym and then cried laughing on stream. Great entertainer he is.
I find it hard to believe this man can stage an entire fake Thanksgiving stream with actors improving the whole time but can't keep a straight face with fart sounds playing in his ears
Imagine that scene from clockwork orange but instead of Beethoven's 9th symphony you're locked in a room and forced to listen to screaming and farting on full blast
The thing I love about jerma is that if he wrote a sketch comedy series it’d be up there with the best of them but it’s so much better seeing these bits form organically in the context of twitch. Transcendent. Pure comedy genius. 10/10
There's something so fucking funny about thinking about all the emotional damage one must endure to become the person who unironically listens to farts mixed with screaming for pleasure
Yeah, just to feel mellow, focused and content while working out! That's definitely why Jerma was laughing so hard, he cried. You found the words! Thank you!
Whenever I'd ask someone to spot me at the gym they just look at me with a braindead stare, their mouth hanging open like a zombie and just continue on to whatever they were going to go do.
This would be the ultimate test of somebody's composure. Give someone these headphones and tell them to give you some serious dialogue without actually telling them that the sounds of farts and Wilhelm screams are about to be blasted into their ears. Enough to break almost any man.
i’m watching american psycho and there’s a scene where patrick bateman is doing sit-ups while watching a movie with lots of screaming and it immediately reminded me of this. it’s also directly after his interview with willam dafoe so that’s just a cherry on top.
The "Wilhelm Scream" Jerma mentions being from every weird video game was very prominently featured in Soldier of Fortune, where, indeed, it felt comical and out of place even coming out of a disemboweled Iraqi insurgent.
7:38 - 8:40 A tragic moment on stream, Jerma shares with the chat his PTSD from when saw his mother murdered before his very own eyes by an oiled, tank-top wearing man at the Gym. What a brave man, an inspiration to us all.
It used to be a meme but now I unironically workout to screaming and farting sounds completely stonefaced. I listened to it so much it stopped being funny.
Fucking walk past this big, scary, buff guy who's jogging with the most focused face ever, jaw clenched and all, and you hear this guys listening to a compilation of screaming, crying and farting . 💀
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction](/img/n.gif)
him pleading "No...no! No!" was the reaction that broke me, he physically could not stop himself from begging for this torment to end
I couldn't fucking breath when he started pleading😭😭
2:53 without audio this is like one of those videos where a new type of hearing aid let's a deaf person hear for the first time.
And the first thing they hear is s screaming and farting
@@TheMegaPingasMobile "What...what is this? I thought you said there would be laughter and birdsong..."
"we lied, It's just this"
Hahaha
Congrats, someone actually made a meme out of that
Amazing
50% of Jerma content is him making up a guy to be baffled at, and it works every time
And this made up character is someone who only could exist in Jerma's head
Strawman factory
@@quantumblur_3145yeah jerma’s mind is a factory of strawman creation
Twitter
@@aeiou901 that's what they said yes
The "no NO" kills me every time it sounds like someone is breaking up with him
Jerma said "n-no, NO" with the pain and sorrow of someone who had just been diagnosed with a terminal illness.
7:40
man
:(
Well. This now aged like fine milk.
Jerma: embarrassed by “shpee”
Also jerma:
When did jerma say he was embarrassed by shpee?
@@doomsdayman107 he brings it up every 5 minutes it's his version of white guilt
That and the "No life nerd" bit
@@1810jeff what's white guilt?
Godlyvex5 you have no idea the can of worms you’ve just opened
I lose it at 3:55 when he says "why would somebody be listening to this at the gym?" even though he's literally the one who invented the situation lmao. True madness.
Probably reading chat
I saw someone watching a court hearing on their phone while they strut the treadmill for one hour
That's the joke
I like to watch 60's - 80's kung fu movies while I excersize.
The more he thought about it the more baffled he became
Palevampyr96 was the chat member who suggested jerma to listen to the brown note while acting like he was a bro at the gym. His stray message out of many that jerma just so happened to see ended up breaking jerma beyond repair.
god bless
the ultimate one guy
What a legend, that guy.
One guy finally pulls through for us all. Bless you, based one guy.
he's not one guy, he's one *god.*
I'm with jerma it's the concept of a guy coming up to you dead serious and you can hear this shit through his headphones. Like just thinking about it looping in my head is killing me.
100% correct, I can picture it so clearly!
And he's spotting you so the whole time trying to lift weights you just hear the Wilhelm scream ft. farts
it's a chad thing
I genuinely haven’t laughed this hard in months, this concept is golden
I mean id just high five him and say “ Dude you listen to that too? Fuckin sick bro”
Lofi farting and screaming - beats to relax/work out
Beats to spot someone to
@@javierescudero7686 i’m the 69th like give me all your munny
Beats to cry to
Please tell me someone made this real.
@@GabrielShitposting yes
czcams.com/video/hZRw38LjVWo/video.html
I love when Jerma goes on rants and just forgets the chat is even there, it's like he's talking to himself and then has to justify the crazy shit he says.
You mean like how his old youtube videos were before he even started streaming? 🙄
@@KawaiiBabyTragon You cleanly ignored the 'justify' part there
@Sightless_Seeker I think of it to be more of a 6 way intersection of people who ALL need to be somewhere and somebody randomly gets chosen to go
PSYCHO STREAMER
Does he even have a chat or are they just voices in his head?
the voice quivers after every "hey man" is making me cry my eyes out laughing
And then before he can even say the "hey man" he just breaks down
@@ludicrousfalcon413 Dave strider fart noises
Battlefield 4
3:04
@@pompourin actually 4:25
Imagine being an actor for a film, and you have to cry for an emotional scene. You can't make yourself cry, so you ask for some acting tips. And then the director gives you a farting and screaming playlist. Like the concept of that is killing me.
if they practice the crying scene and get to the point where they were, but with the fart sounds, they will be able to make themselves cry after the fart sounds go away -- like a runner practicing with a parachute.
Character on ur pfp?
eyyyy your pfp is alemusa1 gg
@@gribo.9543 alemusa1
@@gribo.9543 Niko from One Shot.
It was only a matter of time until this masterpiece came here
I just saw this highlight from some other channel today, too.
@@anarchistdora1990 that clip was the first video i saw of jerma.
@@Hence_Diane555 thats fantastic.
Zachary Spencer I watched this one 2 days ago lol. Glad to watch it again haha
jerma laughing with facecam on is a serious treasure
never thought the simple words "crying and screaming and farting" coming up in my yt notifs would fill me with such joy and anticipation
It's the combination of all three. Just 1 or 2 wouldn't be as enticing.
Ah my favorite Tumblr account getting jerma recognition
@@KawaiiBabyTragon screaming and farting
same
@@KawaiiBabyTragon crying and farting is quite the combo I’d say
Can't stop laughing thinking about some huge dude walking up to you asking if you need help and hearing farting and screaming blaring from his earbuds. I wouldn't know what to do, probably just ask for his playlist.
And the base drops and he starts tapping his foot
And crying
He's speaking to through wired earphones aswell. HE CANNOT HEAR YOU. But still declares "need a spotter brah"
And they‘re having a dead serious face as well
Made me cry
I love delusional Jerma trying to convince chat it wasn't the simultaneous farting and screaming that was making him laugh
While that is absolutely hilarious, it’s way funnier imagining the scenario. Like I can have a straight face just listening to them both but the moment I start thinking about that scenario, I start to lose it.
at max volume no less
@@OscarGreenworth That's literally how Patrick Bateman works out 😭
he laughs not from amusement at the sounds, but at the knowledge that this is a platinum supreme godly tier bit
My favorite Is toward the beginning where you think he has it, until you realize it was just silent and then you hear a tiny "tpppt" following by him immediately losing it.
I find both funny. The sounds (especially combined) is funny and the scenario is hilarious. But everything is funnier when someone else is losing it, and jerma's laugh is so contagious
Jerma's mom must be very proud to know her son makes a living by laughing to screams and farting.
After the oreos, she probably isn't surprised
I would be
*CRYING to screams and farting
@@doofsdoofs frankly, thats an upgrade
@@doofsdoofs dare I ask about what "after the oreos" entails?
because of this bit I can’t help but wonder what an entire gym of people listening to fart sounds would be like
Utopia
And its all in sync like a silent disco
80s aerobics video set to fart & scream compilatipn
Stinky
*except none of them are wearing headphones*
Alternative title: chat members single suggestion breaks a man beyond fixing
idk what you mean the best hype music is scream and fart compilation
@@benkeates5396 Ah, a fellow man of culture i see
Dude, that's the title for every single Jerma stream.
I am shaking. It is three in the morning and I am an adult man nearing his mid twenties rendered HELPLESS by the simple mental image of a muscular dudebro offering to spot me with a deadpan, sincere expression whilst the distant sound of a ceaseless stream of glass-shattering flatulence issues from one earbud, agonised screams from the other...we were a mistake, just send the asteroid already.
You won’t believe me but he’s actually in his mid 30s lol
@@kaiju3375 I think he was saying that he was in his mid 20s.
Same demographic here, same conundrum
@@quantumblauthor7300 were both way to late to the farty
Fucking screenshoted your comment. GODDAMNIT as soon as i lose the laughing fit i scroll down for safety and YOUR HERE 😂
The gameplay to rant ratio on this one is particularly impressive
There's about 10 seconds of him reading dialogue at the end of the video, that's about as close to gameplay as it got in this one. And one second of him walking at the beginning but i think we can't count that. that's it.
gameplay/rant - >0
what the fuck even is this game 😭
LOCAL STREAMER goes to gym and gets PERMANENT EAR DAMAGE from FARTING AND SCREAMING PLAYLIST
NOT CLICKBAIT
"crying and screaming and farting"
Alternate title to Jerma's no-sedation colonoscopy story.
They use sedatives for colonoscopies?
@@jamesmccomb9525 Serious answer time: most people choose some kind of sedation during a colonoscopy, though generally they are just mildly uncomfortable (I wouldn't know personally, never had one). It is common to opt for a light to moderate sedation in order to lessen the chances of feeling pain or discomfort during the procedure, especially for first-timers or people whose bowels/colons are difficult to navigate due to internal bleeding, sores or what-not. Doctors will generally give you a wide variety of sedatives to choose from and the option to not use any at all or to only use them during the procedure when you feel uncomfortable.
So as much as we're all clowning on Jerma for his colonoscopy story, kudos to Jeremy for doing a (first-time?) colonoscopy without any sedatives whatsoever.
@@hermionestranger4964 Thank you for the response. Glad to know more about this since it might be relevant information to me soon.
@@jamesmccomb9525 no problem, I hope it's nothing serious, but rest assured that it's not a nightmarish experience. Anyway, wish you the best!
The "no...NO!" actually sounded like someone pulled a gun on him
Finally. It has been officially highlighted. Jerma cries to screaming and farting.
So glad that youtube friends will now get experience this important part of the Jerma lore.
where men cried
I liked and unliked this comment 25 times
Didnt dislike tho
The day we’ve been waiting for
I haven’t literally cried laughing like this in years holy shit
Grab The Auto 5 does the same thing
Like 50% of Jerma vids make me cry laughing. I have to pause to recover during many of the older videos just to not die laughing.
I haven't laughed this much in like 10 years
@@rent0 the jerma slient wheeze always gets me man
Now imagine me listening to this at work... When you cant laugh.
7:39 it kills me how his hand movement is in sync with the farts. everything about this is gold
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POINT THIS OUT IM GONNA PISS MYSELF
It cracks me up every time. My abs hurt from holding in my laugh at work
airbender
You mean brown right
this comment made me cry i didnt even notice
imagine giving yourself tinnitus for the rest of your life over a fart joke. that's dedication
This was such a legendary moment in jerma985 history, whenever people look back on his streaming career, this will be the first highlight along with jermacraft
No see this is good, you can use this to get her to watch Jerma vids
@Amydillo I think that reply was meant for someone else. Lmao.
hi deadhead
@@LASAGNA_LARRY ah shit you're right, whoops
yoooo are you sans from the hit webshow tribeten
The way he goes "no! no! no!" as he's on the verge of tears fucking slays me
I love that "Monster Rancher 4" isn't even part of the video title
The cut to wholly unobstructed gameplay at 13:37 almost feels like a joke unto itself
it's manually set up
The bit with the 5 variations of Jerma would've been really wholesome but he completely fucks it up by wording this in an incredibly horrific way 12:52
What fucking killed me was
“I tell people to watch you for good content and this is what you DO TO ME?”
"Chrysippus of Soli was a Greek Stoic philosopher. He died during the 143rd Olympiad (208-204 BC) at the age of 73. [In one account,] he was watching a donkey eat some figs and cried out: 'Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs', whereupon he died in a fit of laughter."
If ever there were a moment Jerma were to dodge fate, this would be the one.
thats so deep dude
Ancient Greeks were proto-jermas
That was a crappy joke.
-2
@@Scanpoint556 had to be there lol
@@punished7030 It is, the donkey was eating from someone's pantry and he really did die from not being able to stop laughing.
He really looks like the scout in this one.
Imma frickin fart o'nature
@@Dorf274 i popped
he even has the cute lil' buckteeth.
what else would the scout be listening to
bruhment
Tom Jones
Imagine being an anime watcher and only getting this lore masterpiece a year and a half after the manga readers.
As an anime-only, I can attest, this is like the coming of Christ.
I feel a kinship with Jerma because I find this exact shit hilarious to the point of crying
The thought of a 270 pound ripped dude casually talking to you with this blasting into his earbuds is fucking hilarious
The "No... No..." absolutely Sent me down
Renowned acting school professor brought to tears over his students’ recent performance, “Gym Jock Chronicles”
jerms is a talented actor
That's the most interesting misspelling of renowned l've seen yet.
@@benkeates5396 Who would never let farts break him in a scene.
This was one of the funniest shit to watch on stream. It was an hour long stream, jerma had to cut it short because he had a headache from laughing so much, it was about 10-15 minutes of gameplay and 45 minutes of this one bit, it was somehow funny the entire time
"I'm gonna get to see me grandson and my granddaughter get married"
Aw that's cute
"Here's the day of *the* wedding"
What
Sweet home Alabama
13:21 the realisation, but it’s too late, the damage has already been dealt.
I can't breathe
Finally caught a Jerma985 stream the other night, he spent 10 minutes role-playing listening to screaming and farting in a gym and then cried laughing on stream. Great entertainer he is.
Shout out to simpleflips
Shoutouts to SimpleFlips
this finally being uploaded here is like the official blu-ray release of the screaming and farting joke
I find it hard to believe this man can stage an entire fake Thanksgiving stream with actors improving the whole time but can't keep a straight face with fart sounds playing in his ears
No one can withstand funny fart
I've been waiting for this highlight. Describing this to friends feels like a fucking fever dream.
your first mistake was trying to describe a jerma joke
Jerma made himself laugh so hard that he cried with fart sound effects
This man is rich
7:13 This right here is the _exact_ moment all sense of reason was lost.
All reason of sense was lost too.
Glad you like my gym mix, bro.
"I listen to anything that isn't country or rap"
7:13 it’s like he’s at a funeral and someone told him the funniest joke. He just tries to hold it in.
Imagine that scene from clockwork orange but instead of Beethoven's 9th symphony you're locked in a room and forced to listen to screaming and farting on full blast
The thing I love about jerma is that if he wrote a sketch comedy series it’d be up there with the best of them but it’s so much better seeing these bits form organically in the context of twitch. Transcendent. Pure comedy genius. 10/10
Jerma is the only content creator that makes me laugh out loud when I'm sitting alone on my computer
Why would you sit on your computer
@@Burialofagod Nice heat and vibration on my butty butt
@@Burialofagod Isnt that what people do 😳✊
@@marxist-leninist-protagonist fart kink
What I love about this bit is that Jerma invented this scenario and then goes on a rant like it actually happened
There's something so fucking funny about thinking about all the emotional damage one must endure to become the person who unironically listens to farts mixed with screaming for pleasure
Yeah, just to feel mellow, focused and content while working out! That's definitely why Jerma was laughing so hard, he cried. You found the words! Thank you!
So glad he got his hearing back!!
@Domine Non Es Dignus thats the joke
We did it everybody, it's here
We're now officially living in ALTFAS (After Listening to Farting and Screaming)
ALTFAS looks like somebody terribly misspelling the name of the Borderlands manufacturer ATLAS
@gibus theinfamous
u press alt then fas on the keyboard
@@blackshirts_and_breads alt does not spell out "alt"...
ALTSAF is so much better. Both as an acronym and because screaming and farting is better
ALTFAS sounds like the acronym for a Caretaker album
Jerma's definition of spotting being him and the other person both laying on the bench at the same time and lifting together is what really gets me
I swear my favorite streams are when Jerma just completely derails from the game and goes senile on camera
Came here after I saw a meme of him being deaf and hearing for the first time in 30 years
inhalemybees post
@@buenta6011 indeed
Were you like me and knew exactly where the footage came from and exactly where the video was going?
I feel like I've seen this clip in varying length 5 different times now
you probably have
Everyone has
Jerma: earphones
Me: here it comes
Jerma: "It's pretty fuckin' loud."
Me: Yes, YEEEESSSSS
7:05 He goes down a white boy, and comes back up a lobster.
This is the funniest comment I've ever read
against lobsters??
Skilled shapeshifter he is
oh god people are finally gonna be exposed to this one
"Oh what's that? Jerma985, you say? Sure, I'll check him out."
First video they watch:
@@ESFAndy011 this is literally my first introduction to Jerma and I am pretty sure he's quickly becoming my favorite content creator
@@ghastlymainframe5194any updates?
The idea of some ripped dude listening to a scream and fart compilation while he lifts the heaviest weights in the gym
Whenever I'd ask someone to spot me at the gym they just look at me with a braindead stare, their mouth hanging open like a zombie and just continue on to whatever they were going to go do.
They couldn't hear you over the loud farts.
@@Zanpaa *AHHGGHGH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ARRRHGGGGHHH!!! PPFFFFFTTTTTT! AHHHHH!!!*
Were you at a planet fitness?
@@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp of course
That's because you aren't real
"You lifted those weights pretty shitly, for a weakling." - The scene that got Jerma an Oscar in 2037
This would be the ultimate test of somebody's composure. Give someone these headphones and tell them to give you some serious dialogue without actually telling them that the sounds of farts and Wilhelm screams are about to be blasted into their ears. Enough to break almost any man.
the farting and screaming compilation hospitalized jerma
A classic tear jerking soundtrack, "screaming and farting"
So this is what the kids call "Fecal Funny"
7:38 Local streamer controls fart with his hands
THANK GOD THIS WAS UPLOADED
i’m watching american psycho and there’s a scene where patrick bateman is doing sit-ups while watching a movie with lots of screaming and it immediately reminded me of this. it’s also directly after his interview with willam dafoe so that’s just a cherry on top.
patrick bateman listening to music while walking through the office but it’s actually just screaming and fart noises 🙏
@@peepeepants5332 who’s going to edit this
local streamer ruptures eardrums to satisfy fart fetish
"You wanna learn how to act? You wanna learn how to compose yourself in a scene?" he says while literally fighting back crying laughter
7:00 The moment we've been waiting for
You made a type. I think you meant 0:01
Typos. The word you are looking for is typos.
turnip no it’s type
Local streamer recollects the days where he would work out while laughing, screaming, crying, and farting
7:37 this looks like the scene in interstellar where he watches all the videos his family sent him
this is so true mant his made me laugh out loud so hard
My favorite part of this bit is when somebody suggested that the scene was the issue
Imagine getting permanent hearing damage listening to fart and scream compilations
The fact that we can do that to ourselves is ridiculous lol
@@jigsaucemusic It's funny how there's nothing stopping us from just biting our tongues clean off right this second other than pain
Thank you David for manifesting the joke into it’s fullest potential with that intro
Peak Jerma content.
How has no one else replied to this yet lol
The "Wilhelm Scream" Jerma mentions being from every weird video game was very prominently featured in Soldier of Fortune, where, indeed, it felt comical and out of place even coming out of a disemboweled Iraqi insurgent.
It’s amazing that he can take something so tiny, not even that funny, he can make it into a 14 min bit. Pure fucking comedy genius right here.
a clockwork orange is still the funniest chat message ever sent in a jerma stream
7:38 - 8:40
A tragic moment on stream, Jerma shares with the chat his PTSD from when saw his mother murdered before his very own eyes by an oiled, tank-top wearing man at the Gym.
What a brave man, an inspiration to us all.
Local small gymnast gets outed from his gymnasium after found playing fetish music doing reps
ironically, because of this, now i will make a playlist exclusively out of screaming and farting sounds.
where is it
Crying while working out to screaming and farting?
The absolute state of jermaPsycho
It used to be a meme but now I unironically workout to screaming and farting sounds completely stonefaced. I listened to it so much it stopped being funny.
You're not serious.
jerma cries so beautifully. like the virgin mary
This is my favourite jerma moment by far.
I have to come back and watch this every 6 months for the best laugh of my life
He is such a little character.
We did it, boys, we've reached the Jerma season 2 finale
g2 decepticon icon.....
Why do I know this person so well despite only watching him for 3 months?
jerma is actually god
He's stayed fairly consistent all these years, you should really binge his first channel's videos.
finally, it has arrived.
this bit had me cackling while tears were streaming down my face.
i love how he calls himself "this person"
Fucking walk past this big, scary, buff guy who's jogging with the most focused face ever, jaw clenched and all, and you hear this guys listening to a compilation of screaming, crying and farting . 💀