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Fun fact the ‘mosquito’ with the numbers on its back are actually aphids, silver birch aphids. They naturally have spots on their backs and because humans love patterns sometimes their spots look like numbers.
I love conspiracy theories revolve around the idea that the evil alien government leaves little clues for us to discover. Like yes they are overlords but they want to let us have a point and click adventure fetch quest to figure out the secret
Part of it is the idea that the theorists are the special enlightened chosen main character. Part of it is the idea that their enemies are incredibly strong and powerful, but their side will ultimately win because their enemies are also weak and bad, or ike bragging about their crimes where those special investigators can see.
Honestly I love the idea that world overlords all powerful and evil have lil meetings about putting signs on random things. And after like an hour long meeting talking about putting alien heads on random stuff to leave secrets about their alien overlords the lunch cart comes and they have bagels and donuts and coffee while talking about their day
@@AndromedaD That is honestly how all Us vs Them arguments are, where the 'Them' are simultaneously as weak or as strong as the argument calls for. The government is strong because they control everything and are able to hide secrets from us, but also the government is too weak and stupid to fix whatever hole in their firewall keeps letting TikTok users uncover conspiracies on the daily.
For those curious about the mosquito with numbers on it, for starters, its a silver birch aphid, not a mosquito. These insects naturally have two black stripes on there abdomen. They are not always perfect stripes, resulting in it looking like numbers or even letters. The more you know. Edit: I also want to add that although a majority of our ocean is "unexplored," that word doesn't mean what you think. When scientists talk about how much of our ocean is explored, they are referring to if the ocean floor has been mapped and how well. A majority of our ocean is large stretches of flat ground. Henceforth, scientists, and especially governments, don't want to waste multiple years and millions, if not billions, of dollars mapping out essentially nothing. Therefore, for the foreseeable future, our oceans will remain mostly unmapped, because scientists have better things to do.
I love imagining a bunch of scientists running around the woods catching mosquitos, delicately painting numbers on them only for them all to naturally die the next day and the scientists have to start all over again. It's like a Monty Python skit with no payoff.
In 1999, televangelist Jerry Falwell claimed Tinky Winky was a “gay role model” because he carried a purse. This was 24 years ago, so my memory is hazy, but someone associated with the show said something like, “These characters don’t have genders and that’s a magic bag, not a purse.” My best friend is a devout Christian and he rolled his eyes over this whole thing but said his grandparents honestly believed the theory. Parents and adults looking too deep into children’s programming is one of the most unintentionally funny things ever.
oh also did you hear about the reason he did that?? It'll surprise you-- it's antisemitism. WHY IS IT ALWAYS ANTISEMITISM Before he made that wild statement he made an extremely offensive statement (that the antichrist would be jewish) and people are 99.99% sure he just made the tinky winky gay statement afterwards to distract from the horrible vomit pile he spewed earlier
The guy laughing during the murderous robot story was actually completely on point. The other guy was telling that story like he saw it develop during a news broadcast. The only answer to that is laughter.
I actually think it was his own laughter he added afterward. It really sounds like him. Plus we know many people just talk to an invisible listener.... fake podcasters. They are many.
the biggest conspiracy theory has to be about how chad chad's hair looks that alive and healthy at this point tbh edit i: i've been informed of my oversight ... they're wigs 💔... edit ii: THATS A SLUR? (my bad yall)
Nah, there are consequences. Qanon, much of antivax, election deniers, and the whole "groomers" thing which is largely just anti LGBT are all conspiracy theories. The people who believe them vote...and kill people.
depends on the conspiracy theory. someone named abbie richards made a chart about different conspiracy theories and their basis in reality, and the ones that are totally detached from reality are harmful to oneself and others. just to throw that out there, I know what chad chad meant ofc °
9:39 I really don't find the lizardpeople conspiracies funny because I'm Jewish, and I am acutely aware that "lizard people" is literally a euphemism for Jewish people. Look at all the anti-semitic conspiracies and compare them to the lizardpeople conspiracies, they're the exact same ones. Also, more often than not it's celebrities that are Jewish, or anti-semites claim are Jewish, that are apparently "lizard men." For example, the theory that these lizard people eat human children is just the blood libel, one of the most pervasive anti-semitic myths which purports that Jews kidnap Christian children and use their blood to make matzah. TBH most conspiracy theories are just thinly veiled anti-semitism.
Damn I did not know that. I guess it kind of makes sense though (not the conspiracy obviously but the fact that the conspiracy theory is anti-Semitic like a ton of other conspiracy theories are for whatever strange reason).
i find it so strange that people just hate jews. like what did y'all even do? for homophobic people we get it they think straight people are the norm but jewish people?? that's so random
Because no one answered this I'll do it. The reason why the doors are so "huge" was because it was the design aesthetic at the time that if a room is large that the door had to be equally large (TLDR: Because it looks good). As for the latch being so high up, so every person and their grandmother cannot simply bar the door.
The amount of effort she puts for all the skits in every vid is admirable. She repeatedly had to dance like a crazy lady in different teletubbies cosplays multiple times. She deserves an award 😭😭
That transition to “ a twinge of cringe” was executed with the confidence of someone who has been doing this a while, you can tell she’s leveled up in creativity
You can't NOT read it like the title. But also yeah, she's coming into her power little by little and eventually there will be nothing that can stop her. (Pssst ur doin great ^w^ I believe at you)
Haha I saw a conspiracy show about how aliens built the pyramids, and they interviewed an actual local expert. It was so funny because they kept asking him questions about the aliens and he just shrugged and went along with it. Clearly they were paying him to agree with them, and they'd say something like, "So, it was aliens then, right?!" and he'd try and be vague and say, "hmmm, maybe. That is certainly... one theory. I mean, who knows?". And then the narrator would basically say, "this expert we found agrees!"
@@mhenderson7673 that's probably one of the lowest shit to do in life 😭 paying someone to agree with your conspiracies, like that basically means you know your "tHeOrIes" are absolute bullshit
At this point, they might not even need to hide it period. Hershey talks about how they have child slaves supplying them on their official website. Evil cabals are operating very openly.
Maybe not with everything but that's not always the case. While y'all brain dead sheep were swearing up and down that pedo island didn't exist theorist knew about it since the 90s. The majority of y'all can't think critically y'all get played for idiots. Conspiracy theory was made by the CIA to discredit theories that need attention. Like the sheep you are you hear "conspiracy theory" and go brain dead and because of that thousands of kids were assaulted and killed. Your ignorance is the reason for their death. So next time really pump up those two brain cells and try to think for yourself.
The "Mandalorian Affect" is how every time I go on twitter to see like cats and I get these "Hey sexy lady" Pedro Pascal Montages. Great affect- no complaints at all.
As someone who watched Teletubbies, I approve of this video’s ending. Po was definitely kidnapped by an alien in a flying box at least once every episode
@@stellanewton7656 what are you talking about, Teletubbies isn't a kids series. its a documentary on the giant hairy sloth monsters that like to handstand who live underground next to space, which we thought was the ocean. they follow the orders of Satan, who lives in the 1 dollar bills, who can also take control of gigantic A.I robots!
as an aspiring entomologist that ‘mosquito’ one has to be the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard. first off, that’s *not* a mosquito. mosquitos are much lankier, much larger, and have a VERY obvious proboscis. what the tiktoker found was two diffrent European birch aphids (Euceraphis punctipennis). these aphids have two distinct black markings on their abdomens and, like all markings, differ with each animal. it’s a case of complete coincidence and human pattern seeking as to why they would have a ‘38’ on them. this phenomenon has also been observed on any animal that can have a varying coat pattern.
The biggest conspiracy theory at my primary school was that the Telly Tubbies was cancelled because someone died on set, because they couldn't unzip their suit in time and suffocated 🙃. Now, over a decade later, a bunch of adults are making up even dumber conspiracies to spread online... I mean I'll let it slide on my end considering I was like 8, and had pretty restricted access to the internet, but there's no excuse at this point. (I mean at least make the conspiracy theories good, these ones have terrible storylines...)
Yeah, I don't even fully get what they were trying to say with the Teletubbies "theories." Were they claiming that the writers were trying to secretly insert Satanist messages into their kids program, or do they genuinely not understand that it's a work of fiction and think that they're uncovering an actual Satanic cult? At least 8 year old you understood that it was a scripted TV show with costumed actors on screen, which seems to be a much more advanced level of critical thinking than what these adults are capable of.
3:53 I doubt anyone was particularly curious about it, but if you do want to know about the top latch, I worked at a place with similar doors. The top latch has a lever at normal person height (you can actually see it in the video) to close the latch with. It's just high up because that's a better position for withstanding wind pressure (these doors can actually be insanely dangerous in high wind conditions). If that doesn't make sense, imagine how much easier it would be to break a door down if the lock was only a foot off the ground. Other than that, the Giants thing totally holds up, ofc.
No, actually, thank you for this! In all honesty, I was actually really curious what it was for. I think it's a bit of a "reach" (hehe) for giants. Do you also know why built them so big? Is it just a lavish thing? An intimidation tactic? Or something else? I'm genuinely curious.
@@springsnature7037the size is probably mostly an appearance thing, but it could also be that they need to move very large objects through here like statues or something similar.
Yeah, I think we tend to forget that the medieval and renaissance eras were very in tune with their artistic side. Strong architecture was a real thing. That's why they built castles.
the amount of girls on hinge ive come across who put "helen keller isnt real" as the answer to one of their prompts due to that theory blowing up on tiktok is truly astounding and im kind of thankful for it bc it gives me immediate reason to swipe past them
Can we just appreciate how good Chad is at editing multiple hers into the scene, especially when she can make objects like doors still be visible through the chair as though they are… really there… hold on… …multiple Chads? (This is a joke btw bc the episode is to do with conspiracy theories)
when my younger sister and i were kids, she used to tell me about her “conspiracy theory” that jimmy fallon was actually jimmy kimmel, just with the name changed because every time jimmy kimmel would say his own name, dogs would come over to him thinking he said “kibble”, and he got so fed up with it that he changed his name to jimmy fallon. long story short i believed her for over a year which i think was in part because i hardly knew anything about kimmel or fallon. we were very weird children 😭😭😭
I've been binging your videos and ran out yesterday. I nearly cried and then actually died, came back to life, and died again due to shock. I simultaneously witnessed the birth and death of the universe, discovered and lost the cure to cancer, and became a professional ceramic bird figurine critic. This video saved me from what is undoubtedly the most damning of all fates-- a lack of Chad Chad content. Thank you, great and powerful Chad, for saving me from myself. Chad or chadn't, there is no chy. Long live the cheen
I also had dark conspiracy theories about the teletubbies... when I was a toddler. No joking, the main reason why I watched and liked the teletubbies as a kid, was because my toddler brain was convinced there was this whole dark narrative unfolding
@@anonomooose I don't remember a lot of the details, 'cause it was over 2 decades ago, but I think the basic idea I had was that the teletubbies were kept captive and trying to get away from the narrator; hence why they were always hiding from them. And I think I saw Noonoo as a monster that was either a spy for the narrator or wanted to suck up the teletubbies?
7:00 the funniest part about that conspiracy is that it's not even a mosquito. It's a sliver birch aphid with a genetic lil splotch on it that kinda looked like a number, but it's not.
My boyfriend was watching a youtube compilation of conspiracy tiktoks the other day, and this guy was goin off about how "humans are faking sickness. Look at birds, have you ever seen a sick bird??!! >:(" had me rollin
Prob bc most sick birds don’t express their sickness and die very soon 😂😢😢 Animals don’t speak, they don’t scream “I HAVE A FEVER! HELP ME!” when they’re sick. Dogs don’t do anything either, they only show few signs like not getting out of bed and a ‘whining’ howl if you try to move them (it means they’re sick or something hurts in their body). That’s all I know, I’m not a veterinarian 😅 (just read some articles cos I got a dog so I got curious lol)
I once went for a walk in a village in far north Scotland, and there was a chip shop with a blackboard on the front which included basically every conspiracy theory ever conceived in list form. It covered two whole blackboards and I'm honestly quite impressed that they managed to cover almost every conspiracy theory I can think of. I told my grandma who lives nearby about it and she said the owner of this chippy has some kind of laser thing she shines into the sky at night for... reasons? When the Queen died a few months later the chippy made national news after celebrating the death loudly because the queen is a lizard person or something, and then if I remember correctly the whole village threw eggs at her shop.
I always think that about youtuber skits. I can't believe nobody has ever filmed a skit that's from the perspective of a neighbor looking out the window to see their youtuber neighbor out there with a fake mustache throwing a baby doll into a tree, or dancing in one color shirt for 10 minutes and then coming back out in a different color shirt to dance in a different spot.
When I was little I for no real reason started thinking I was an alien adopted by my parents. I asked my mom about it and she of course was like "no you're ourbiological child" and I just straight up didn't believe her
Do you by chance have autism? Bc my childhood is incredibly similar and let's just say I have more than just a touch of the tism, hence feeling like an alien lol
I had the opposite experience, i was convinced through my autism i was something else and mom was just like "Yeah, you were grown in a test tube :) anyway here's dinner"
As a Pennsylvanian, i can confirm that the portal leads to the Shady Maple gift shop and the only way to enter the state proper is to eat as much pa dutch food as you can and then exit the building.
As someone who has lived in Florida my whole life, I think it's completely valid to think it's made up and honestly even I question what is happening here sometimes
Be careful, those who are native Floridians are caught and reprogrammed to believe they are a transplant(usually from up north) just say you are originally from New York
@@anerrorhasoccurred8727 TRUUUUUE, it's so wild cuz its like,,, its a cartoon, its okay if its a lil silly, i wish older folks would understand it more
My favourite aspect of Conspiracy Theories is when they put really obvious clues everywhere. Like "ok, aliens have taken over earth, what next? Put our face on the money, but hidden"
Actually, as someone who has lived in "Pennsylvania" for the entirety of my almost twenty year life, I can confirm that it is in fact a portal to Mars!
Found you through Jarvis and subscribed instantly. I've been binge watching your videos and I gotta say I haven't laughed that much in a while. The underground fart demon had me wheezing. Thank you for making these gems!
The thing that gets me about most kids show conspiracies is that 99% of the time they’re kinda just- ‘hey, one time I heard a guy point out that the ponies from my little pony living under a monarchy is actually a dark reference to ancient satanic rituals. This is of course supported by the fact that citizens of monarchies worship their rulers kinda like how cultists worship satan. I can’t believe a kids show is this dark guys omg’
I love dark theories about kids tv shows, especially the "all just a dream" trope, cause every time a series uses it as a canon explanation the fandom ends up hatng it
nah those theories are always ass, and way too needlessly edgy like they were written by an emo middle schooler on wattpad. also the "it was all just a dream" trope is just lazy and uninspired writing imo.
"Did you know that if you completely change the physical appearance of something, the physical appearance of that thing completely changes?" -Chad Chad, 2023
@@atomdecay I aint the one acting all horny bro. And if you think someone telling you to slow your roll as a joke is a saviour complex, you need to revaluate
@@atomdecay saying basically "ayo" to a sexual innuendo isn't being white knight hoping to get noticed by Chad Chad lol It's just them being uncomfortable with your unsolicited flirty line to Chad Chad on their own comment section.
I’m obsessed w the idea of chef chad going to an petty field and jsut changing shirts and running around in front of a camera 😭 I typed this w one hand bc i was cooking y’all 😭😭 i had no time to fix it 😭😭
I thought that CZcams had recommended this channel but it was actually my 17 year old son who has been putting this channel on and then leaves the room and goes upstairs to watch the same thing. He wanted me to watch too but didn't want to say anything. God I love this kid!
Fun fact the ‘mosquito’ with the numbers on its back are actually aphids, silver birch aphids. They naturally have spots on their backs and because humans love patterns sometimes their spots look like numbers.
Came here to make a similar comment! Thanks for the clear explanation :)
@@Notfearjustexcitement ofc :)
I was wondering why they didn't look like any mosquito I'd ever seen! Thanks for the information
Thank you, knowledge Chad
oww that makes sense, cuz i just saw random spots on it before the dude said it was a number lol
I love conspiracy theories revolve around the idea that the evil alien government leaves little clues for us to discover. Like yes they are overlords but they want to let us have a point and click adventure fetch quest to figure out the secret
Solve enough clues and you become the new overlord.
Part of it is the idea that the theorists are the special enlightened chosen main character. Part of it is the idea that their enemies are incredibly strong and powerful, but their side will ultimately win because their enemies are also weak and bad, or ike bragging about their crimes where those special investigators can see.
Honestly I love the idea that world overlords all powerful and evil have lil meetings about putting signs on random things. And after like an hour long meeting talking about putting alien heads on random stuff to leave secrets about their alien overlords the lunch cart comes and they have bagels and donuts and coffee while talking about their day
@Andromeda That last part is a classic propaganda technique 😭
@@AndromedaD That is honestly how all Us vs Them arguments are, where the 'Them' are simultaneously as weak or as strong as the argument calls for. The government is strong because they control everything and are able to hide secrets from us, but also the government is too weak and stupid to fix whatever hole in their firewall keeps letting TikTok users uncover conspiracies on the daily.
In the Sims 4, sharing a conspiracy theory is not listed under "deep thoughts" or "interests." It's listed under "mischief."
Tbh, there isn't a category named "deep thoughts"...
@@nosferattusx2 no, there is. menu updated a while back.
@@pastelgalaxy123 oh
I guess it shows that my laptop cannot handle the new versions haha
@@nosferattusx2the most real sims 4 comment I’ve ever seen
@@fart63 it was lie, I bought a new one and now I can support Vladislaus's facial hair as much as I want
For those curious about the mosquito with numbers on it, for starters, its a silver birch aphid, not a mosquito. These insects naturally have two black stripes on there abdomen. They are not always perfect stripes, resulting in it looking like numbers or even letters. The more you know.
Edit: I also want to add that although a majority of our ocean is "unexplored," that word doesn't mean what you think. When scientists talk about how much of our ocean is explored, they are referring to if the ocean floor has been mapped and how well. A majority of our ocean is large stretches of flat ground. Henceforth, scientists, and especially governments, don't want to waste multiple years and millions, if not billions, of dollars mapping out essentially nothing. Therefore, for the foreseeable future, our oceans will remain mostly unmapped, because scientists have better things to do.
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I love imagining a bunch of scientists running around the woods catching mosquitos, delicately painting numbers on them only for them all to naturally die the next day and the scientists have to start all over again.
It's like a Monty Python skit with no payoff.
Yea I noticed it was an aphid and was instantly annoyed with that clip.
@@junkandcrapamen😂
Thank you for this information! #theydontteachyouthisinschool
Every time $1000 is removed from the education budget, a TikTok conspiracy is born
If that were true, the education system would be vastly underfunded... wait
I feel like there is already a conspiracy about this…
You can't remove $1000 from $0 :)
@@Alex-pq2fv LMFAO
@@Alex-pq2fv -1000$, schools will now be in debt somehow.
"plenty of parasites have tattoos, just look at jeffrey star" 💀 ma'am that burn was CLASS
i burst into tears from this joke I SWEAR
ROASTED😂
LMFAO
LMAO
i literally just subscribed to her bc of that burn
In 1999, televangelist Jerry Falwell claimed Tinky Winky was a “gay role model” because he carried a purse. This was 24 years ago, so my memory is hazy, but someone associated with the show said something like, “These characters don’t have genders and that’s a magic bag, not a purse.”
My best friend is a devout Christian and he rolled his eyes over this whole thing but said his grandparents honestly believed the theory.
Parents and adults looking too deep into children’s programming is one of the most unintentionally funny things ever.
Fr, and most of the time, it's children's programming that isn't actually deep when there are children's programming that are "deep" per se
They dont have genders?😂 No I mean in my language we have every verb gendered so Po and Lala were girls, always and Tinkie Winkie and Dipsy were boys.
@@limpaika I could be misremembering the quote. A quarter-century is a long time. 😂
oh also did you hear about the reason he did that?? It'll surprise you-- it's antisemitism. WHY IS IT ALWAYS ANTISEMITISM
Before he made that wild statement he made an extremely offensive statement (that the antichrist would be jewish) and people are 99.99% sure he just made the tinky winky gay statement afterwards to distract from the horrible vomit pile he spewed earlier
My mums best friend growing up said i shouldnt watch it cus they’re pedos 😭
The guy laughing during the murderous robot story was actually completely on point. The other guy was telling that story like he saw it develop during a news broadcast. The only answer to that is laughter.
I actually think it was his own laughter he added afterward.
It really sounds like him.
Plus we know many people just talk to an invisible listener.... fake podcasters.
They are many.
@@FocusedFighter777I think you're right. What the fuck hahah
Lol I know I was laughing , like wtf , and the dude was all serious 😂
the biggest conspiracy theory has to be about how chad chad's hair looks that alive and healthy at this point tbh
edit i: i've been informed of my oversight ... they're wigs 💔...
edit ii: THATS A SLUR? (my bad yall)
Frr
It's a wog.. 💔😔
Plot twist: she wears a wig
@@formulaforstars wog
@@formulaforstars noo not the wog 😔
"Conspiracies are kind of like lying but without the consequences" truer words have never been spoken
Nah, there are consequences. Qanon, much of antivax, election deniers, and the whole "groomers" thing which is largely just anti LGBT are all conspiracy theories. The people who believe them vote...and kill people.
Thats a conspiracy
depends on the conspiracy theory. someone named abbie richards made a chart about different conspiracy theories and their basis in reality, and the ones that are totally detached from reality are harmful to oneself and others. just to throw that out there, I know what chad chad meant ofc °
That's what they want you to think
Hey, that makes sense.
As a Pennsylvanian i can confirm that Pennsylvania is a portal. It is important i don't tell you where the portal leads.
Well, obviously Pennsylvania goes to Pennsylvania
Actually it leads to Mars???? Did u watch Chad Chad explain it or not /j
9:39 I really don't find the lizardpeople conspiracies funny because I'm Jewish, and I am acutely aware that "lizard people" is literally a euphemism for Jewish people. Look at all the anti-semitic conspiracies and compare them to the lizardpeople conspiracies, they're the exact same ones. Also, more often than not it's celebrities that are Jewish, or anti-semites claim are Jewish, that are apparently "lizard men." For example, the theory that these lizard people eat human children is just the blood libel, one of the most pervasive anti-semitic myths which purports that Jews kidnap Christian children and use their blood to make matzah. TBH most conspiracy theories are just thinly veiled anti-semitism.
Damn I did not know that. I guess it kind of makes sense though (not the conspiracy obviously but the fact that the conspiracy theory is anti-Semitic like a ton of other conspiracy theories are for whatever strange reason).
i find it so strange that people just hate jews. like what did y'all even do? for homophobic people we get it they think straight people are the norm but jewish people?? that's so random
I wish more people talked about this
Free Palestine
@@nunya7575they’re Jewish, not Zionist, so stfu. You make supporters of Palestine seem antisemitic when you do shir like that.
"Call me algebra because I can cancel out whatever the f*ck I want" ICONIC
That would be epic merch. 🙌
Ikr
And just like that! The dumbing down of America is complete 😒
Bfdi?
@@LaxaNormaThe OSC has invaded (/j)
The fact Chad Chad went out of her way to dance like a madman in a Teletubby cosplay multiple times in her yard for a 30-second skit is admirable.
I love how her skits are just becoming increasingly unhinged as time goes by
@@madhattdr we're all going to lose our last braincell watching chad chad. and I'm here for it.
@@kiss4678 honestly just inspires me to do really amazing stupid sh*t
@MADHATTXR same.
@@madhattdr seriously. every time i watch her videos, i get a sudden urge to wear a unicorn costume and blast myself to the moon.
Because no one answered this I'll do it. The reason why the doors are so "huge" was because it was the design aesthetic at the time that if a room is large that the door had to be equally large (TLDR: Because it looks good). As for the latch being so high up, so every person and their grandmother cannot simply bar the door.
The amount of effort she puts for all the skits in every vid is admirable. She repeatedly had to dance like a crazy lady in different teletubbies cosplays multiple times. She deserves an award 😭😭
That transition to “ a twinge of cringe” was executed with the confidence of someone who has been doing this a while, you can tell she’s leveled up in creativity
I'm so fucking happy too, that had me rolling
You people are pathetic.
I read it exactly like the video
You can't NOT read it like the title. But also yeah, she's coming into her power little by little and eventually there will be nothing that can stop her. (Pssst ur doin great ^w^ I believe at you)
I think the most disturbing part about teletubbies is the fact they chose a vaccume cleaner to represent their mom 💀
maybe they thought she sucked
@Enias
HEH?💀
schluuuuurp.
She was gonna be dishwasher but that wasn't subtle enough
I never thought about Nono like that. Also I always assumed it was male.
11:12 fun fact: big bird was almost a casualty in the challenger explosion. the more you know.
USIWGWJUFJSJE WHAT I NEED CONTEXT
@@genesisofthebetweenthe actor for big bird was invited in the challenger but then it exploded.
@@yourshoulderdevil5229lobotomy corporation
7:20 entomologist here! I can confirm tracking insects like this is super common, especially when estimating population size.
As an archaeologist, a weird amount of people ask me for confirmation of their conspiracy theories & that’s always fun
Oooooo! What are your best experiences with that kinda thing?
I recommend looking up the archaeologist Elena Danaan.
I am in medical science and people just think I am brainwashed or evil
Haha I saw a conspiracy show about how aliens built the pyramids, and they interviewed an actual local expert. It was so funny because they kept asking him questions about the aliens and he just shrugged and went along with it. Clearly they were paying him to agree with them, and they'd say something like, "So, it was aliens then, right?!" and he'd try and be vague and say, "hmmm, maybe. That is certainly... one theory. I mean, who knows?". And then the narrator would basically say, "this expert we found agrees!"
@@mhenderson7673 that's probably one of the lowest shit to do in life 😭 paying someone to agree with your conspiracies, like that basically means you know your "tHeOrIes" are absolute bullshit
i don't get why conspiracy theorists think that whatever big company is controlling the world is gonna leave clues everywhere 😭
Exactly what always pisses me off
"Having a brain? We don't do that here"
At this point, they might not even need to hide it period. Hershey talks about how they have child slaves supplying them on their official website. Evil cabals are operating very openly.
Maybe not with everything but that's not always the case. While y'all brain dead sheep were swearing up and down that pedo island didn't exist theorist knew about it since the 90s. The majority of y'all can't think critically y'all get played for idiots. Conspiracy theory was made by the CIA to discredit theories that need attention. Like the sheep you are you hear "conspiracy theory" and go brain dead and because of that thousands of kids were assaulted and killed. Your ignorance is the reason for their death. So next time really pump up those two brain cells and try to think for yourself.
It’s for demoralization. They’re making fun of people in the know. They also “poison the well” on purpose. It’s not a company.
"We haven't discovered 80% of the ocean" actually we have, people fail to remember that almost all of the ocean is open water
The "Mandalorian Affect" is how every time I go on twitter to see like cats and I get these "Hey sexy lady" Pedro Pascal Montages.
Great affect- no complaints at all.
As someone who watched Teletubbies, I approve of this video’s ending. Po was definitely kidnapped by an alien in a flying box at least once every episode
since when do series for little kids have to make sense?
@@stellanewton7656 what are you talking about, Teletubbies isn't a kids series. its a documentary on the giant hairy sloth monsters that like to handstand who live underground next to space, which we thought was the ocean. they follow the orders of Satan, who lives in the 1 dollar bills, who can also take control of gigantic A.I robots!
@@kiss4678 I'm sorry, I stand corrected
he had it coming
Some of you forgot about Filthy Franks Winnie the Pooh conspiracy video lol
“Just look at Jeffree Starr!” That absolutely killed me.
SO UNDERRATED 💀 it got me good
Same, I’m still laughing 😂
legit lol
NO FR LMFAOO
Chefs kiss all around for that roast
As a teletubbies lover and defender
THE NOO NOO IS NOT THEIR FREAKING MOM!!
I love the "moon landing was faked" conspiracy bc its like... if that were true... what would we even do about it lol
i’m always so excited to tune into a new episode of “what color is chad’s hair now?”
FRRR
She is my inspiration to wear fun colored wigs.
I think that she’s having multiple mental breakdowns like me😀
@@c3ss. projecting
@@c3ss. she wears wigs
How can Chad Chad consistently be so bombastically slayful
best descriptor of someone ive ever seen
That's...the perfect description of chad chad I've ever seen 🫴🧀
Her vids are pure insanity holy shit
Your descriptions are simply immaculate.
such a beautiful use of language
as an aspiring entomologist that ‘mosquito’ one has to be the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard.
first off, that’s *not* a mosquito. mosquitos are much lankier, much larger, and have a VERY obvious proboscis. what the tiktoker found was two diffrent European birch aphids (Euceraphis punctipennis). these aphids have two distinct black markings on their abdomens and, like all markings, differ with each animal. it’s a case of complete coincidence and human pattern seeking as to why they would have a ‘38’ on them. this phenomenon has also been observed on any animal that can have a varying coat pattern.
11:33 this guy constantly shows up on my fyp and hes pisses me off. I dont think he really believes any of his bs, hes just baiting
he pissed me off bc he would talk about which animals were the gayest or some shit and as a lesbian, he is
The biggest conspiracy theory at my primary school was that the Telly Tubbies was cancelled because someone died on set, because they couldn't unzip their suit in time and suffocated 🙃. Now, over a decade later, a bunch of adults are making up even dumber conspiracies to spread online... I mean I'll let it slide on my end considering I was like 8, and had pretty restricted access to the internet, but there's no excuse at this point. (I mean at least make the conspiracy theories good, these ones have terrible storylines...)
Yeah, I don't even fully get what they were trying to say with the Teletubbies "theories." Were they claiming that the writers were trying to secretly insert Satanist messages into their kids program, or do they genuinely not understand that it's a work of fiction and think that they're uncovering an actual Satanic cult? At least 8 year old you understood that it was a scripted TV show with costumed actors on screen, which seems to be a much more advanced level of critical thinking than what these adults are capable of.
FNaF in a nutshell
Now Imagine the man in the suit but with teletubbies instead of kaijus
Every time Chad Chad uploads, I feel as if my soul ascends from my body
I'm the 9th like lol
@@Adoxiali dang that’s craaayyyyzzzzyyy😧💀……
you're so real
That is true
“Slay Kay” ☠️
11:55 top notch effects right there
10:40 bro called noo noo a mom 💀💀
Noo Noo is kind of a milf tho
So glad my sleep schedule is so ruined that I can always catch a Chad Chad video when it comes out
Same lol
Fr lmao
Same Fr fr
yeaaaah
literally big mood
3:53 I doubt anyone was particularly curious about it, but if you do want to know about the top latch, I worked at a place with similar doors. The top latch has a lever at normal person height (you can actually see it in the video) to close the latch with. It's just high up because that's a better position for withstanding wind pressure (these doors can actually be insanely dangerous in high wind conditions). If that doesn't make sense, imagine how much easier it would be to break a door down if the lock was only a foot off the ground. Other than that, the Giants thing totally holds up, ofc.
No, actually, thank you for this! In all honesty, I was actually really curious what it was for. I think it's a bit of a "reach" (hehe) for giants.
Do you also know why built them so big? Is it just a lavish thing? An intimidation tactic? Or something else? I'm genuinely curious.
@@springsnature7037the size is probably mostly an appearance thing, but it could also be that they need to move very large objects through here like statues or something similar.
@@springsnature7037 might have just been aesthetic reasons
@@anonymousd871 90% of what humans do is for aesthetic reasons :)
Yeah, I think we tend to forget that the medieval and renaissance eras were very in tune with their artistic side. Strong architecture was a real thing. That's why they built castles.
No one else could get away with accusing their sponsor of murder
8:11 my favorite part about this one is that WE HAVE BEEN to the bottom of the ocean and some nice basic research could have instantly proved that lol
the amount of girls on hinge ive come across who put "helen keller isnt real" as the answer to one of their prompts due to that theory blowing up on tiktok is truly astounding and im kind of thankful for it bc it gives me immediate reason to swipe past them
Why is there a conspiracy that Helen Keller isn't real?? wtf 😭
I knew that they think she was a scam but not that she wasn't real. 😭
ive seen guys AND girls saying that on hinge i....do not understand
i’m kinda thankful i can sort out all the idiots right away but it is so embarrassing for them
No bc me and my friends would say that shit last year. We were joking but i didn’t know people were actually conspiracy theorists for most of it lmao
i love how she didn’t waste the opportunity to make the “ conspira-sea “ pun
Agreed, the only sad part is that the conspiracy people got there first. Guess what they called their cruise/convention/event thing lol
Yeah
with the best edit in the whole video too, that aylien absolutely busting it down on the high sea really gets me
i literally read this the second she said it
Can we just appreciate how good Chad is at editing multiple hers into the scene, especially when she can make objects like doors still be visible through the chair as though they are… really there… hold on…
…multiple Chads?
(This is a joke btw bc the episode is to do with conspiracy theories)
1:06 Hey chad chad u were actually spot on about the red skies comment! at least in new england and canada lol
chad chad predicted the future
when my younger sister and i were kids, she used to tell me about her “conspiracy theory” that jimmy fallon was actually jimmy kimmel, just with the name changed because every time jimmy kimmel would say his own name, dogs would come over to him thinking he said “kibble”, and he got so fed up with it that he changed his name to jimmy fallon. long story short i believed her for over a year which i think was in part because i hardly knew anything about kimmel or fallon. we were very weird children 😭😭😭
She's right
Obsessed with this.
Not Jimmy Kibble! 💀 This the funniest shit I’ve seen all week!😂
Your sister had a great imagination lol
this is the most wholesome conspiracy theory I've ever heard 😆
I've been binging your videos and ran out yesterday. I nearly cried and then actually died, came back to life, and died again due to shock. I simultaneously witnessed the birth and death of the universe, discovered and lost the cure to cancer, and became a professional ceramic bird figurine critic. This video saved me from what is undoubtedly the most damning of all fates-- a lack of Chad Chad content. Thank you, great and powerful Chad, for saving me from myself. Chad or chadn't, there is no chy. Long live the cheen
Wait what
@@xaesthetic-peachesx6316 Hate, mourning, and death.
C h e e e n
immaculate
Can you rate my grandma's ceramic bird figurine please? 🦢
0:59 Chad Chad predicted New York in June 2023
4:24 ah yes my favorite conspiracy theory. Final fantasy seven
Lmao exactly what I thought of too, the man just described the damn weapons😂
I also had dark conspiracy theories about the teletubbies... when I was a toddler. No joking, the main reason why I watched and liked the teletubbies as a kid, was because my toddler brain was convinced there was this whole dark narrative unfolding
What was the theory?
@@anonomooose I don't remember a lot of the details, 'cause it was over 2 decades ago, but I think the basic idea I had was that the teletubbies were kept captive and trying to get away from the narrator; hence why they were always hiding from them. And I think I saw Noonoo as a monster that was either a spy for the narrator or wanted to suck up the teletubbies?
@@Mathee That's not a conspiracy, you just didn't like authority figures and were afraid of vacuum cleaners, the same as every other three year old.
@@Mathee HOLY SHIT THATS A BETTER THEORY THAN ANYONE COULD THINK OF
After watching this upload I decided to watch an episode of Teletubbies just for the nostalgia....it's creepy af. I had no idea it was so creepy 😭
“Call me algebra because I can cancel out whatever I want” Chad Chad you are a blessing to this world
The teletubbies theories r just basically slendytubbies games lmfao
7:00 the funniest part about that conspiracy is that it's not even a mosquito. It's a sliver birch aphid with a genetic lil splotch on it that kinda looked like a number, but it's not.
😭 thats so funny though, mfers just out here lying to suit their batshit insane theory they dont even say what it is
That's what they want you to belive
My boyfriend was watching a youtube compilation of conspiracy tiktoks the other day, and this guy was goin off about how "humans are faking sickness. Look at birds, have you ever seen a sick bird??!! >:(" had me rollin
That man has never been to a vet before
Prob bc most sick birds don’t express their sickness and die very soon 😂😢😢
Animals don’t speak, they don’t scream “I HAVE A FEVER! HELP ME!” when they’re sick.
Dogs don’t do anything either, they only show few signs like not getting out of bed and a ‘whining’ howl if you try to move them (it means they’re sick or something hurts in their body). That’s all I know, I’m not a veterinarian 😅 (just read some articles cos I got a dog so I got curious lol)
I as someone volunteering in a pigeon rescue: Yes, I have seen a lot of sick birds.
Ah, but birds aren't real! Of course they don't get sick!
Everyone knows the CIA killed all the birds and replaced them with drones a hundred years ago!!! >:( /j /ref
1:00 Chad Chad you can't just predict the future like that. Come on
NYC #1 🔥
im sorry but the sudden mention of roswell had me in tears bro, wdym a city from my state is just chillin in your pocket 💀💀
"plenty of parasites get tattoos. just look at jeffree star."
she moves to quickly past her own jokes, i was rolling
thats what I love about her, her jokes are so rapid fire and some are so under the radar. impeccable delivery every time
i actually like that, if you let a joke sit it feels like "please laugh now", but going right past it lets it sucker-punch the viewer
I once went for a walk in a village in far north Scotland, and there was a chip shop with a blackboard on the front which included basically every conspiracy theory ever conceived in list form. It covered two whole blackboards and I'm honestly quite impressed that they managed to cover almost every conspiracy theory I can think of. I told my grandma who lives nearby about it and she said the owner of this chippy has some kind of laser thing she shines into the sky at night for... reasons?
When the Queen died a few months later the chippy made national news after celebrating the death loudly because the queen is a lizard person or something, and then if I remember correctly the whole village threw eggs at her shop.
That’s insane and I love it!
this is crazy i need to visit this place
I need a photo!!!
Im sorry what
@@splashlyy The village is Muir of Ord and you should find videos of it if you search up "Muir of Ord Chippy"
My cats also think the vacuum is sent from Satan 🤷♀️😹😹😹
I have one thing to say.
Take away the tellietubbies top half and keep it like that then you wil get amoung us people.
I wonder what chadchad’s neighbors thought when they saw her go outside running around in different colored shirts 😭
I always think that about youtuber skits. I can't believe nobody has ever filmed a skit that's from the perspective of a neighbor looking out the window to see their youtuber neighbor out there with a fake mustache throwing a baby doll into a tree, or dancing in one color shirt for 10 minutes and then coming back out in a different color shirt to dance in a different spot.
They build a conspiracy about ChadChad being an alien and observing human behaviour duh
what are you talking about? that was just a regular teletubby episode
@@FrenkTheJoykallmekris has done it with her nosy neighbor Deborah
When I was little I for no real reason started thinking I was an alien adopted by my parents. I asked my mom about it and she of course was like "no you're ourbiological child" and I just straight up didn't believe her
Do you by chance have autism? Bc my childhood is incredibly similar and let's just say I have more than just a touch of the tism, hence feeling like an alien lol
I thought this for the longest time too but it just turns out I'm autistic lmao
@@frogletfairy I literally found out like 2 weeks ago that I have autism lol
I had the opposite experience, i was convinced through my autism i was something else and mom was just like "Yeah, you were grown in a test tube :) anyway here's dinner"
I thought i was a robot and my birth was faked
7:35 oh so thats what the mosquitoes in my room were telling me
As a Pennsylvanian, i can confirm that the portal leads to the Shady Maple gift shop and the only way to enter the state proper is to eat as much pa dutch food as you can and then exit the building.
Chad Chad - I could feel your commitment to the bit while you were struggling upside down. Thank you for taking care of us.
I just thought they meant this thing walked on its hand and feet and the- *chadchad upsidedown wall*
The mosquitoe number thing reminds me of my friend’s grandma who uses permanent marker to write numbers on snail shells to see if they come back
I wonder if she's caused a bunch of conspiracy theories from people who noticed numbered snails all over the neighbourhood 😂
Did they ever come back 🤔
Aww, that's so wholesome! I hope she's had sniends (snail friends) return :)
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT 12:09
Congratulations on almost 2million Chad ❤❤
Chad Chad is like the ADHD equivalent of Kurtis Conner
shes literally danny gonzalez wdym?
@@Vxlant she's the female danny gonzalez who kidnapped bad bad chad chad
The feminine Daniel Gregzalez
Dont be dumb. Chad Chad is 1,000,000 times better.
Isn't Kurtis Conner already the ADHD equivalent to Kurtis Conner? 🤔:D
As someone who has lived in Florida my whole life, I think it's completely valid to think it's made up and honestly even I question what is happening here sometimes
Only in Florida amirite
so basically The Truman Show
Be careful, those who are native Floridians are caught and reprogrammed to believe they are a transplant(usually from up north) just say you are originally from New York
As another Floridian, I can confirm that this hellscape is 100% fake
Same
I’m not getting anything done today because I found your channel😂😂 I absolutely love you and your humor 🧡💛
Guy believes in giant monsters as a natural defense mechanism from the planet like we’re living in FF7
my favourite thing is when people go "this kid's show is so dark, here's my conspiracy theory behind it"
no, we call those headcanons.
Also it’s never usually _that_ dark, it’s just teens/adults being baffled over why kid shows don’t run on real-world logic 💀
@@anerrorhasoccurred8727 TRUUUUUE, it's so wild cuz its like,,, its a cartoon, its okay if its a lil silly, i wish older folks would understand it more
thanks for gracing us with your presence on this fine thursday chad
My guy it's friday
@@person5333 Crazy how time zones work.
@@person5333 my guy timezones
@@person5333 People live in other places and sometimes the time is different.. You know that right?
I know timezones exist
1:00 YOU PREDICTED THE FUTURE THE CANADIAN WILDFIRES
Your skits are getting better and better. Love it:)
My favourite aspect of Conspiracy Theories is when they put really obvious clues everywhere. Like "ok, aliens have taken over earth, what next? Put our face on the money, but hidden"
Actually, as someone who has lived in "Pennsylvania" for the entirety of my almost twenty year life, I can confirm that it is in fact a portal to Mars!
I am actually there right now.
Or am I?
Is that why the roads are so bad, so no one can get to the portal? 😆 (please understand I'm joking)
@haleymist09 Maybe the potholes are to let interplanetary travelers know they're getting closer to the portal.
I mean, there is a place in PA called Mars so
the pennsylvania chadchad fans are rising up 😭
As a Pennsylvanian, I can confirm that Chad Chad is wrong, because this state is indeed a portal that will take you to Mars
THE GIANT GENITAL BIT MADE ME FUCKIGN LAUGH SO HARD
"Call me algebra cuz I can cancel out whatever tf I want" is my new favorite quote
I love how chad chad rarely gets new sponsors but still makes every new chAD unique
Found you through Jarvis and subscribed instantly. I've been binge watching your videos and I gotta say I haven't laughed that much in a while. The underground fart demon had me wheezing. Thank you for making these gems!
It's crazy to think how many Chad Chad's there are. Kinda mind blowing ngl
Chadspiracy Theorist
Hi!! 💅🤩♒️🤗👹💀😃😏🤨🥐😲🖕🏾👋
shes like the perfect youtuber to watch while u eat
agreed
Frfr
FR I’m eating as we speak
yess but i always end up choking 🥲
was literally doing this while watching rn
I have adhd and always skip the in video ads but having the like little timer thing there made it a lot easier for me to enjoy listenign to. Love.
The thing that gets me about most kids show conspiracies is that 99% of the time they’re kinda just- ‘hey, one time I heard a guy point out that the ponies from my little pony living under a monarchy is actually a dark reference to ancient satanic rituals. This is of course supported by the fact that citizens of monarchies worship their rulers kinda like how cultists worship satan. I can’t believe a kids show is this dark guys omg’
I love dark theories about kids tv shows, especially the "all just a dream" trope, cause every time a series uses it as a canon explanation the fandom ends up hatng it
Same they are always sooo out there bonkers!
nah those theories are always ass, and way too needlessly edgy like they were written by an emo middle schooler on wattpad. also the "it was all just a dream" trope is just lazy and uninspired writing imo.
Ash is in comatose and dead and a clone.
And Giovanni's son. and pokemon is just a story told by someone's mother.
@@slavishentity6705 and charmander is a manifestation of his sex drive
"Did you know that if you completely change the physical appearance of something, the physical appearance of that thing completely changes?" -Chad Chad, 2023
Well here's another channel I am subscribing to. Love your humor Chad Chad - love from England! xx
As a native Pennsylvanian, I can confirm that 80% of the state is a portal to mars. The rest is Amish country
I always love being pulled back into the fever dream when chad uploads
@@atomdecay bro? Slow your roll
@@devoutmordexfollower5289 Lmao bro she ain't gonna date you. No need to be a white knight.
@@atomdecay I aint the one acting all horny bro. And if you think someone telling you to slow your roll as a joke is a saviour complex, you need to revaluate
@@atomdecay "lmao bro she ain't gonna date you."
-person who said "i'd let chad pull me anywhere"
@@atomdecay saying basically "ayo" to a sexual innuendo isn't being white knight hoping to get noticed by Chad Chad lol
It's just them being uncomfortable with your unsolicited flirty line to Chad Chad on their own comment section.
The genitals line actually made me laugh out loud. You have made my day better. Thank you
I LOVE your humour. New to the channel and Im loving it
UK here.. just found your channel.. not sure if its thanks to my daughter as she uses my pc when he phone dies lol..
I’m obsessed w the idea of chef chad going to an petty field and jsut changing shirts and running around in front of a camera 😭
I typed this w one hand bc i was cooking y’all 😭😭 i had no time to fix it 😭😭
not the petty field
@@user-pv7vc9kp9k *an petty field
That's not Chef Chad; Chef Chad would be running through an patty field.
Chef Chad is actually the CEO of hello fresh and that's why they sponsored the vid.
Her skits are so unhinged I love them 😭
You're my favorite CZcamsr rn ❤
I really love your channel & the way you edit is awesome!!!!!!!
I thought that CZcams had recommended this channel but it was actually my 17 year old son who has been putting this channel on and then leaves the room and goes upstairs to watch the same thing. He wanted me to watch too but didn't want to say anything. God I love this kid!