A Bill Cipher Dating Simulator
Vložit
- čas přidán 13. 07. 2021
- Streamed on Twitch.tv/GodlySocks
"Love Triangle" is a Bill Cipher dating sim and can be found here --- br00kie.itch.io/love-triangle
Sorry for the absolute awful quality. I've been having internet problems (same reason for the lack of streams), but I didn't want to just leave the channel barren and limp and fertile.
The art was beautiful, as was the music. Bill's character sprite was adorable and captured his mischievous and chaotic nature, all without making him less horrific then the version in the show. Lovely game, my only complaint is that it was perhaps too short.
Small rant here;
Why is Bill Cipher so attractive? Genuinely, he is a mf cool ranch dorito pyramid wannabe, so he has no business being that fine. I personally feel like they made him a little too attractive and that it was 100% intentional. And have you SEEN the human versions of him?? Sheeesh. Maybe I'm just lonely and gay, but I love him.
I totally forgot to tell you to check out my socials. Follow them please!
Twitter: / godlysocks
Instagram: / godlysocks
I want a Hatsune Miku figurine, find me on paypal. - Hry
time travller: moves a chair
the timeline:
It goes brrrrr
no but like at 12:00 when reading, they rly just paused at the leash part i laughed for like a minute
@@serenabrowne2427 Okay but it does go brrr
@@allanribergaard5927 *b r r r*
BROOOO 999 LIKES
bill might be literally insane but he at least respects your pronouns
We love a respectful king🙏🏽🙏🏽
Yes
*w e l o v e i t*
This is how low my standards are ngl-
He has no idea what pronouns are, probably never saw any difference in them lmao
If the Fancy Dorito himself can’t escape Dating Simulators, nothing can.
Very true, my Dating Sims Tuesdays list can attest😈😈😔
@@godlysocks but it’s the *F A N C Y D O R I T O*
Not even you, Kyubey? XD
Wait, should I make this a thing?
Hmm i say im fancy
@@Bio_the_best_villian yes you are
"Why's he so rude?"
1. He's a dream/brain demon
2. He's stuck with you forever
3. HE'S BILL CIPHER-
16 likes and no replies?
Imma change that
58 likes and one reply? Imma fix that
95 likes AND Just 2 replies?,lemme fixa that 🤓
116 likes and only three replies? Lemme adjust that. 🙃
143 likes and 4 replies, nope now 5 replies and 144 likes
Bill: *Angrily fixes bow tie*
Also Bill: listen here you little sh!t
Yep- he does that a LOT 🥲
My bow-tie is my greatest weapon.
Bill did that in the show to before he tried to crush the mystery shack it was so funny😂
I didn’t know this game was REAL?!
WAIT WHAT
Where.do I find it
Is this real though?
It got canned 3 years ago so we won't see any more content from this game
@@Idk-je2ql awe that’s sad
Saw the thumbnail, title and laughed for two minutes straight, the fact that this exists is utterly hilarious. 👌
Where do I find it
@@dontmindme081 how the School should I know?
@@dontmindme081 you’re not serious are you?
Of course this exists! Who WOULDN'T want to date a physcopathic bedazzled dorito who even satan himself is afraid of (THIS IS A JOKE)
@@ace_of_space insane equilateral Triangle of famous money. Even the devil doesn't have their face on a bill. So yes, Bill does win out in that department.
I like the fact you straight up yelled “ACUTIE! CAUSE HES A TRIANGLE!” like so shamelessly- imagine it’s 1-AM, your on the couch watching TV, then suddenly your child shrieks “CAUSE HES A TRIANGLE!” at the top of their lungs- I’d be concerned-
I haven't gotten to that part yet and i can't wait to hear that lmao
LOL
Me: *glances upstairs* .......I'm not even gonna ask.
*Sighs and goes back to watching the TV.*
Why is this actually really well made 😭😭😭
For real!! 😭
EXACTLY 😭
Idk xD
_Shake the hand?_
_Yes_
_Definitely_
_Absolutely_
Bill: *I rigged it.*
HAHA
N o
Cult of the lamb in a nutshell
20:36
I can just imagine Bill being squishy, something that looks so sharp being surprisingly soft
because he's a god
@@baguette709 A squishy god
Awee that sounds adorable!❤
He’d feel like air
True
This is hilarious. I actually love the premise, its fantastic. But I'm a little confused as to why Bill doesn't just turn the player into a corpse? If they are stuck together for life, but Bill's immortal, then wouldn't the chain vanish if the player died? Or would he be stuck dragging their corpse around?
Here's my theory. You know who in the show once the Rift was broken and the nightmare realm opened Bill finally got his physical form? Well I think now that the rift is closed he would have go back to a mental construct but since he is soul bound to you he still has his physical form. So with that in mind, if he were to kill you he would go back to being a mental construt and back to the nightmare realm. (I also think when the rift closed I think his powers when to so he might not be able to kill us any ways.)
But hey thats just a theory,
Comment Theory!
Thanks for reading!
@@pixleeevee5383 This makes a lot of sense! Though I think Bill would just end up in the mindscape without the rift. Still would be unable to do anything but possibly make deals? But he can phase through things so he has some of his powers, maybe he can only affect reality to the level that he could in the mindscape and can't use any Weirdmaggedon abilities. Idk, but your theory is a really good one and I think only Mattpat himself could puzzle it out better. I want to do the outro but I feel like that's copying your genius writing so... this is the end.
Or is it???
No, it's the end. Have a nice day!
Your Welcome! I'm happy you found it useful! Also thank you for the complement! Hope you have a good day too! :D
I honestly don't know
@@sunfurycommenting1013 But didn't bill die unless the salamander deity reincarnates him
You have reopened my obsession with gravity falls LMAO
Good! :D
Time to read some fanfics, hopefully I don’t regret everything
Samee
Same :,0
To be honest, being soul bound to any being is a terrible idea. Say goodbye to private bathroom breaks. I like to shit in peace, thank you very much.
Sμ¡† ¥∅u₹se|f.
Or what if the human gets arrested for something? Bill would have to be stuck in there too. There are so many ways that could go wrong..
Is it bad that I’m sitting here practically *vibrating* with excitement??????
*HOLY SUGAR THE NOISE I MADE WHEN BILL WAS BACK AND YOU VOICED HIM SO WELL I CANT-*
*THE VOICE IM D Y I N G*
THANK YOU!! DON'T EXPLODE ON ME NOW :D
@@godlysocks *trying not to, but I think I’m failing, I can’t tell*
i just know this shit wouldve popped off on 2014 tumblr
You're absolutely right and I despise it
Yep
Your voice acting is *chefs kiss* 💅
Thanks so much, I do try 🥱😘
The no no no no No NOO was perfect
Agreed
Okay because the ending was disappointing I made up a theory/head canon on why the game ended the way it did. I think the reason the game only has one ending is because the player is in a loop that resets every time they die, they probably made a panic deal with bill in order to live but the cost was probably the loop. I imagine the conversation went like this “Bill you can make deals right? Make me a deal to live after this!” “You realize that-“ “I dont care if the day resets over and over again as long as I can live after this!”. I think that Bill is somewhat aware of the loop, like he get more aware the farther in we are but doesn't tell the player. My main reason for thinking this is because of his attitude towards the player and him going a specific way in the forest. I think the maybe he was kinder to the player and grew somewhat attached to them and their death hurt him even more slowly causing him to grow more cold to them. He probably goes a specific way to either 1. Try to avoid the pit, or 2. He’s given up on trying to end the loop so he just head that way. “Why doesn’t he tell the player about the loop?” You may wonder, simple he has before but the player couldn’t handle that information and probably had a breakdown of some sort that ended with them at the pit quicker. I also think that Bill has grown to dislike the player because of the loop, to him they caused it and are what keeps it happening again. This is probably just me thinking way to into this, but the game hasn’t been updated in four year, I feel like I can speculate this much.
This theory is very cool and since this technically is the end of the game is seems plausible however if the game was continued both the player and Bill would've survived the fall and they would've headed into the mystery shack. How do i know this? I like the person who can't accept the end of this game, went through the files and I found some scene backgrounds and even music audios.
The game is still in progress
@@teeth_theiff the creator actually stated they dropped it and have no future plans
@@Crystre :(
@@fuzzywheezledoodlers lmao ur actually right though.... the game played was only a demo, and i fully planned for the mc and bill to drop into gravity falls lol
I'm fucking sorry. This actually exists,, I don't know whether I should hate or love this but I'm learning to ironically loving it. Like that one dream team dating sim where I played it for laughs and then got invested in the story
I actually played those, too! They're on my channel as well, they have their own folder :]
@@godlysocks oh that is fantastic, definitely gonna look at that-
WAIT THOSE EXIST!?
@@Selfdestructingwii Yup! They're on my channel, if you wanna chem em out! :D
@@Selfdestructingwii yes and it is single-handedly one of the best worst games I've ever played
Omg... I'm SCREAMING. The nostalgia... I was in love with Bill. I liked his human form in fan arts but I really liked him as a triangle lol (Is that weird?). But I think I still have a weird crush on him lmao. I need help.
Edit: I love your voice Haha
Thanks so much, I really appreciate it! (Also, no it's not weird...his triangle form is quite charming!)
No because same- Crush is still raging after 7 years of knowing of his existence
your not alone 😅
I think it’s weirder if you liked his human form. That’s just cheating. If you don’t like a character in their original form do you really appreciate the real character?
Me to strangely
i genuinely wanted to know the actual storyline they were going for this lol but then it got discontinued and it's just up to interpretation :(
Yeah, I was pretty bummed too...But hey, at least we got the coffee shop AU!
Even if we didn't need it, deep down, we know we all did.
ok but the music at the beginning iz oddly calming yet sends shivers down my spine
The music at the beginning is beautiful! It's the only reason I felt comfortable being silent for so long, because I felt the music sort of set the mood.
@@godlysocks oh hii
i didnt expect u to reply XD
@@kcthefrogusedyt8319 Haha, I love to read comments and reply to them often! Sorry if I surprised you :]
@@godlysocks nah itz okay.
ty for reading my comment tho :3
*same I love it*
OK so there was a Gravity Falls scavenger hunt where you had to find a Bill statue. This was a real thing. The universe that the game is in is our own in a way.
16:06 Nobody ever talks about this and I WANT TO KNOW
Also the rant in the description is a mood
I think Bill would be a relation ship because of only 3 reasons: 1. To manipulate it 2. To mock and destroy it or 3. Because yes
:)
I love how he just respected our pronouns-
I would play this game because we all love a physcopathic bedazzled dorito that even satan himself is afraid of.
When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom…
Anthyding can hadplen.
THE- THE ACUTIE JOKE- THAT WAS A HORRIBLE PUN! I LOVE IT LMFAO
*reads title*
OH HELL YEAH GIMMIE THIS NOW-
I can see the fandom screaming in the distance because of this...
I just realized... Bill doesn't have tiny little noodle hands and feet in this
So remember at the end of GF Ford decided to throw his journals into the bottomless pit and they ended up in the real world?
Pretty sure when you and Bill fall into it you're gonna end up in Gravity Falls as the bottomless pit is probably some kind of door between dimensions.
Oh damn thats actually a brilliant idea for a game like this
the bottomless pit throws things back up at the end of its debut episode, likely what happened in this
I saw this and legit choked on my cinnamon toast and was like “IM SORRY-“
I love it lmao
Unrelated but I’ve never had cinnamon toast before and it sounds really good 😭
@@radioactiveratzzz get bread, put butter on bread (enough to make the cinnamon and sugar stick), add cinnamon on buttered bread, add sugar. Toast in **mini** oven for five minutes on the toast setting. Boom. Now go make some cinnamon toast and **enjoy yourself sis because you deserve it**
Wait...
YOU CAN ACTUALLY DOWNLOAD THIS-
Yup! Link SHOULD be in the description! :D
This game seems really cool! I'm sad the creators stopped making it and just wrapped it up, nonetheless a great game :D
Yea it Would be Awesome seeing This Game go on or even Finished ✨
Your impression of bill saying no no no was hilarious 🤣
Ahh so this takes place during the CipherHunt. I wonder how the person who found the statue first is doing today
oh so it was the cipherhunt!
“Yes definitely absolutely”
Ha that happened in the show
""ya know, the fuckin' Dorito"
now THAT purely murdered me, not bill, THAT
Lmao i needed this. I am more attached to the dorito than the human form lol.
I am still obsessed with him QwQ
_How to _*_LOVE_*_ the _*_TRIANGLE_* 😳💕
LMAO the second i read the title i struggled keeping my laughter in, i havent even watched the video but i love this
You have a good Bill Cipher voice. This video was very, very interesting. Now this has nothing to do with the video itself or you, but we have a small critic about the game. And that is the way how Bill Cipher acts, while it works well in a more romantic/dating sim setting, it isn't 100% to the game show. Bill Cipher acts a bit too human and is less of a psychotic dorito that we know from the show. First thing is Bill Cipher showing signs of fear. While Bill Cipher is capable of pretending and manipulation and did show some behaviour similar to that of one affected by fear in the show during the "death" scene, it wouldn't make sense for Bill Cipher to act this way here. The game also shows that Bill doesn't know about the real world or the fact that Gravity Falls is a tv show, despite in the show (and outside of it) showing awareness of the 4th wall and even interacting with the viewers in AMA and changing the show's intro in the series finale, in it even hiding a message about watching the viewers ("I am watching you nerds!"). Bill Cipher also was likely aware that they would end up "dying", as implied by the We'll meet again song in the show. Never the less this is a very interesting game with a lot of effort put in it. Hopefully you didn't mind this wall of text.
No worries, I didn't! I actually think that's very interesting, and as someone who plays a lot of dating sims-- this is actually the case in a lot of them! I'm guessing it's because the internet for some reason just loves to crush on the absolute WEIRDEST people, but yeah, I find characters are ooc a lot in these types of things! :) (also, thanks for saying I have a good bill voice, I appreciate it!)
Im gonna read a bill cipher fanfiction bye
At least you don’t play as dipper.
No one gonna mention how good of a voice they did for bill?!
Why does this exist? Why do i want to play it? Why am i like this? OK I NEED THIS WHY-Y-Y-Y WHYY DONT I HAVE A COMPUTER?! 😭😭😭
i got it and it is amazing.
(dont mean to flex)
After I try it out ima have the best dreams of my life😏
I was looking up some fake dating sim title screens as references and found your video. I remember as a kid not understanding how computers work and trying to download this game (I failed at that btw). So it was really cool to find your video and see how the game actually played.
Holy crap, that's great to hear! Im glad you got to somewhat experience something you tried as a kid lol
Oh, I see! By 'we'll meet again' Bill means that he'll meet us in a dating sim!
I swear- your Bill Cipher voice is soo good...
I've watched this twice now HJAEWheS-
Thanks for playing through this so I could see it.
You clicked on this video. You know what you were getting into my guy
12:00 "dog on his lea-..... ooooh, okaYYY~" MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
also i love this video so much, its interesting to watch you play because a lot of the things you say are pretty funny, like the name you put in or some of your reactions to the lines, and i love the expression in your voice, i appreciate that bc a lot of people i watch will sound dead panned and emotionless or embarrassed to make any sort of high expression. I also love how u voice Bill :D I cant stop rewatching this video!!!! its so funny and the fact that i have a crush on bill makes it better XD
Thank you so much, I'm so happy you enjoyed it!!! :D
*Achievement unlocked; *How did we get here?**
In all seriousness, I just found this in my recommended and in already invested. Not even 2 minutes in. I think the CZcams algorithm is trying to tell me something XD
Since I know you're reading comments, here's something; the plastic coin. Maybe you were supposed to show it to him?
What makes me happy is that this was made on my birthday, great video and I’ll probably watch more from you ^^
Ahhhh!!! Thanks so much!! I'm SO happy to hear you enjoyed the content!!! Much love ❤
Deadly Dorito dislikes Dipper.
Perfect Alliteration here
I only clicked on this because of morbid curiosity.
That's the best kind, friend.
I still remember the fandom’s human Bill, who looked like a recolored Onceler with an eyepatch.
The dorito is the best version
Northflowo wants to know your location
YES.
LMAO WHAT IS THIS 😭 i'm not complaining tho this is kinda epic
I still can’t understand how ppl think a triangle is cute.
So I found out that this game was last update in August 2018 and that it was no longer in production so that means that this game is a incomplete dating simulator
Oh my god! First time watching and you're the funniest modern youtuber I have ever come across. Especially with this game 🤣
Ahhh thanks so much!!! That genuinely means sm to me jfc thank you 😭😭😭
Honestly this game deserves better it is so pretty
Love triangle is actually such a clever name for a bill cipher dating sim
The fact that this is a thing and nobody’s hating on the game is surprising.
I'm gonna play this at three in the morning when nobody is awake to see me
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
Well, except my step brother, who I've already told my plan to
"whys he so Rude?"
I mean this is a demon youre talking about 🗿
HOLY MOLY
I loved bill so much,,,
I don’t really like his human thing Either
I like the design and stuff but I like his original design more
EDIT: I THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS GOING TO BE A FEW YEARS OLD
ITS NOT WOWOWOWOWOWOIWHSJHBSHBGYUSG
Yup! Fresh off the press😎😎😎
why does this exist, who would date a psychopathic dorito??
Me
The simps would
*You hear faint rumbling in the distance. You have alerted the thousands of fangirls to your presence in this world and your doubt as to the strength of their affections. You have ten minutes to live before you are torn limb from limb by Bill Cipher simps and your skin is turned into furniture as a tribute to their life long love.
🕴️
I would fam
I hate and love that this exists -someone who will and has punted anyone who says anything about humanized bill
They should probably add a feature to type in your name at the very beginning of the game, cuz Bill Cipher wouldn't ask for your name, as he knows LOTS of things.
I need more of this NEEEDDD 😭😭😭
I played more, actually! But unfortunately, the audio quality of my mic wasn't the best. Would you still be interested in me uploading it?
@@godlysocks YESSS!! Please!
@@spiritsofwolves Alright, but I warned you- the audio quality is atrocious.
The amount of respect for pronouns in this game- It makes me wanna happy cry-
My friend told me about this. I am now happy.
Sadly I can't download it.
oh god I know this was like a year ago but thanks for playing my game!! Me and a friend of mine are considering going back to this, so its nice seeing people do lets plays and junk over it
Of course!! It was a ton of fun, even though it was a year ago lol! The Coffee Shop one was great too :D
@@godlysocks lmao im watching that one rn XD god ur reactions are HILLARIOUS! I do plan on making more, this project was discontinued due to work, but i do plan on revisiting it and reviving it!
@@br00kiedraws Awesome!! I'm looking forward to it, and you'd better believe I'll be playing it! :D
the video popping up on my recommended already made me tear up from laughter and when the game title appeared i genuinely laughed so much that i couldn't breathe and while trying to catch my breath i gagged and nearly vomited oh my god
Uhhh...
Bill... Cipher... Dating simulator!??
_Now I fear what fandoms can do to anything in existence_
good! you know how it works now kiddo!
we've got one about dating the Stan's, this Fandom is wildin
Love your bill voice
oh my god your laugh is infectious the guzzling water part got me so bad
"A X O L O T L I PROVOKE I WONT BECOME A DATING SIMULATOR AHHHHH STANLEYYYY" -Bill cipher (2024)
This is clearly unrealistic. Not enough DEER TEETH and needless cruelty
this looks pretty good in all but...
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.
The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.
Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible.
The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
The test will begin on the word start.
On your mark, get ready, start.
im following you and im going to follow your damn Twitch. i love your personality. so much.
THANK YOU THATS SO NICE!! 😭😭 (love the name btw)
The dorito cant escape dating sims.
its cute-
but i dont know if i should be concerned or not
but i like it :)
Deeeeefinitely not concerned. Not at all.
o k
because i already have problems with human bill -
i realized human bill doesn't if relate with anything
a
@@bobripoff1877 okay, but did you see cannon human bill? Highly reccomend so you have a different view :/
Wait. I am down bad 😭I did know about the gruncles dating Sim but a Bill one too!???
This Is A Masterpiece💛🖤
Litterly he find out that he's from a tv show
Quote One From Bill Cipher *” I Should’ve Ended This World.”*
I still can't believe this exists
Yoooo! Nice work this looks baller!
Bill cipher be like: LEMME HACK THIS GAME REAL QUICK
Oh my god I absolutely love your voice especially the Bill voice.
Thank you!! :D
Well if there's a dating sim for Stan and Ford...
NOOOOOO. I've seen it, but I've never been sure if I should play it or not
@@godlysocks YOU SHOULD, IT'S ACTUALLY SO GOOD THOUGH
They are brothers
@@xX-peri_cream_cheese-Xx i mean as in falling in love with ONE or the OTHER. Not them falling in love with each other.
Oh hell nah
This is the most cursed game I ever seen
Where do you find these dating sims 😭😭🥲
A Demon actually comes up to me frequently and slides the hard drives to them under my door.
@@godlysocks Huh- interesting...
Strange Oh Well
I'd imagine somewhere in the deep dark depths of tumblr
This is... actually a really solid Bill impression. Good job buddy