Seinfeld - "The pick" + outro
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- čas přidán 6. 11. 2008
- S04E13
"Jerry has a date with the model from the plane, she later dumps Jerry because of "The Pick." George tries to reunite with Susan, but realizes it's a mistake, and uses "The Pick"." TV.com - Komedie
"Was there any.. nostril penetration?" 😂😂😂 That delivery by Jason is sublime
True.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm in up to my wrist 🤣🤣🤣
I guarantee Moses was a picker. You wonder around the desert for 40 years with dry air...fantastic
wander*
@Jonathan Esser if you want to be fair you admit that I am right and that he is wrong, that's what fairness means, not siding with the wrongdoer
@Jonathan Esser unbelievable, I swear. Where do you guys sprung out so often and so many of you all the time? Had you had the willingness to do as much good in this world as you have the stubbornness to admit you are wrong.... the world would be a better place indeed.
Anyway, I'm done replying to you. Only reply to my comments again when you are being right, serious, or both. Otherwise you're just wasting my time...
@@blabla-rg7ky why does being right or wrong matter so much to you? No agree to disagree or any kind of compromise. Bet $100 vs a donut you’re a Biden voter?
@@2024magaman the doughnut is the winner cause I'm NOT american, therefore I'm not a biden voter, nor do I give a shit who rules your country. I am Romanian (if you've ever heard of that country...), amd I LOVE being always right. So, for me it matters
"If we pick do we not bleed" lmfaooooooooooo
Billy Shakespeare
@@MichaelBarrett1984 Merchant of Venice
Seinfeld was great with its allusions and homages to classic plays, movies and literature
Such a well written show
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!
"I guarantee you Moses was a picker. You wander through the desert for 40 years with that dry air ... you're telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house a little?" -- lines like this are what sold me on the show years ago! Almost in tears laughing, after dozens of watches
3:57 - My favourite bit of standup by Seinfeld.
I think of that line all the time about the human body being a car you’d never buy. 🤣
This is, by far, one of the funniest Seinfeld clips ever, and a true Seinfeld fan can get the scope of Jerry's predicament in this episode LOL!
The best part about jerry is that I dont even think he does all this because he was desperate or because she was a model. I really think it is just because she was wrong.
3:17 BEST PART!!! "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!"
“Nostril penetration” - totally Larry David
I'm not an animal! !!!!!!!
The best moment. ....lol.
There may have been some incidental penetration but from my angle I was in no position to make the call.
didnt he say from her angle and not from my angle?
RJ Bama is talking about himself I'm pretty sure.
Holy shit I totally forgot about the Shakespeare reference in this episode! It's great to see it again.
first time i laughed out loud from a seinfeld joke at the end
Great stuff. Good compilation.
I was clearly on the outer edge of the nostril!
George managed to break up with Susan by picking his nose,
later it was not so easy any more
This is why I never touch my nose ever. Now I breath through my mouth.
Are we not human?
If we pick do we not bleed?
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL.
I thought at some point he said, "Did the commandment ever say 'Thou shall not not pick?' ", my mistake I guess.
thatoneguy 1:10
IT WAS A SCRATCH, NOT A PICK!!!
Did God say to Moses 'THOU SHALT NOT PICK'
I bet you Moses was a picker.
He could have, we'd never know for sure
Yeah, that's from The Elephant Man.
Jerry's style in 2020 is superb!
I like his style. He has a kind of casual elegance.
Yeah but he picks his nose..
Never the less..
I was picking while watching this. Gotta keep the house clean.
I'm up to my wrist lols
It was kind of cool at the elevator how Jerry altered the creed lines from the movie "Island of Lost Souls". A great old Horror movie from back in the 30's.
0:38 I need a friend like that
Whenever I habe an itch around my nose I aaaalways think jerry lol.
I am indeed afraid of spiders... hahaha
haha George: Was there any nostril penetration? LOL!!!
LOL i just finished watching this episode no joke! :O
OH EM GEEEEE
I was up to my wrist!!! HAHAHA
2:05 elaine taking postcard away from george
I am not an animal. .... the best speech. . lolololol
Screw that. If some chick is going to dump me simply because she saw me picking my nose, I can only imagine what other weird issues she might have.
Well Jerry, George, and Elaine are pretty superficial themselves
your right, The way she acts is as if he tried to rob an old lady of her marble rye
pratikh.... agreed. Also, even though it's just a movie, I still got pissed at the woman's reaction "I know what I saw".... because she didn't see shit. He was scratching, not picking but she definitely KNEW what she saw because women know everything, don't they? God, I get so triggered by the feminine arrogance that you have no idea!
@Beep Bop same shit, but if it makes you feel better then yes, tv series. Dork!
@@blabla-rg7ky misogynist spotted 🤣
i picked my nose throw this clip.. haha
"Up to my wrist" ahahahaa
George should have done the pick instead of the menage a trois since he knew that worked already
Yahoo definetly just rick rolled us LOL
She comes out of the bathroom, I'm in up to my wrist. Depending on context, might reconsider the breaking up.
I had to use the same clip too. But instead, it was about me wearing shorts in the Winter.
Still very funny
If you were going out with someone and she did that, would you continue going out with her? No, that's disgusting!!! Lol.
I can rip the hair out of the roots on any sensitive part of my body but there is NO WAY I will ever tolerate a spider close to me!!!
And believe me I did a few full Brazilian bikini waxing in my life. It hurts like a mother ******, but I will choose it every time.
the standup part or the "if we pick do we not bleed...I am not an animal" part?
I TOO, AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!!!
To the guys who said they got "Rick Rolled By Yahoo", you are missing the point of why you were directed to this video. The woman misinterpreted Jerry's nose scratch as him picking his nose. Gardenhire scratched his chin, only for it to be misinterpreted as a steal sign. I admit, the actual scratch would've been better.
I can relate to Jerry . No girl can ever get to him ;)
3:53 poor Jerry, he's heartbroken, then George tacklessly uses his mistaken behaviour to gleefully get out of a situation!
I wonder if he said "hey, she did it to you not me" Friends - who'd have 'em?
lets go
Rolled.....................
I was caught in a pick at an intersection by a whole family. They were laughing their ass off. I felt no embarrassment, in fact I turned toward them so they could get a better look! The look on their faces was priceless.
Me and some guys at work came up wit " the question of the day " and one of the first was do you pick your nose??? And this waitress we asked phuckin flipped out over the simple question so that's when we determined that if ya deny picking your nose (even wit a napkin) that ya must be a booger eater.....well the waitress flipped out even more over this lol so yea she eats boogers
To quote Jerry: I bet you got a regular Algonquin Round Table there.
so what if he picked his nose....
If we pick, do we not bleed?
I pick my nose....
Giannis Antetokounmpo: That's a good pick.
`there may of been some incidental penetration’ ☝🏻
@stalingrad66
that's maybe because it's not a natural reaction,
"I'm not an animal" is a quote from The Elephant Man (1980) and "If we pick, do we not bleed?" is from Shakespeare, Merchant of Venice as smb already pointed out
I am not an animals
george should have picked to ditch susan
why can we not thumbs up all of these yahoo related comments...
" Rip the hair (on their legs) out by the roots . . . and still be afraid of a spider. " Yeah Jerry talk about logical contradictions. Seems there's one more piece of evidence *SOME* gender roles are taught rather than biologically hard wired.
is there an actual video of the scratch?
Ha ha
Was there any nostril penetration...
uhhhh wheres my sports clip
She pick too don t worey
Why do humans pick their noses?
If you were human you would know.
Thumbs up if YAHOO! News brought you here!! :))
This is such BS. An agency does not give out the model's location to a stranger on phone.
My ex broke up with me because I picked my ear
My ex broke up with me because I picked my ass
Should have been born Japanese instead of Chinese, because then as your girlfriend she would clean your eara for you.(according to anime anyway LOL)!!!
You didn't only pick your ear but also you might have smelled it, which makes you really disgusting. How could you be so nasty?
wow.. i hate yahoo... all the worthless crap they spread...
3:17
bad acting
2:53 that must have been the lamest acting ever!!! Jerry has no acting skill or whatsoever. He can't do it to save his life, thanks to the actors he surrounded with, they could make it up for his crappy scenes.
He hath disgraced me, and hindered me half a million, laughed at my losses, mocked at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted my bargains, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies; and what's his reason? I am a Jew.
Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Jew wrong a Christian, what is his humility? Revenge. If a Christian wrong a Jew, what should his sufferance be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The villainy you teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.
Why do people say this is funny.
I'm sorry you have no sense of humour.
Then why are you here?
@@wuliwei6939 Now them sort are really funny.
Because it is
What ever boomer.
worst show ever made. second is everybody loves raymond and third is men of a certain age. i am shocked the latter is still on air
Friends lover?
This episode was stupid was stupid and pointless, but it's still a good show
You must be fun at parties. Try growing a sense of humor.