Titenic - JonTron
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- Every night in my dreams, I wish this didn't happen.
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Credits:
Writer/Actor/Director - Jon Jafari
Co-Writer/Cinematography/Co-Editor - Paul 'Unexpectedly Large Electricity Bill' Ritchey : / continueshow
Title Cards + Intro - Michael Azzi : / michafrar
JonTron Logo : Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of / dykgaming
“I’ve never experienced a continue screen that made me feel that guilty” I bet simba hanging itself took that trophy
oh my god
@@ohmaplaymaker Ooooh my goood oh my god, my God! 😂😂😂
Link
Ana Martinez his bootleg Disney video
Yeah...
"Tap 'A' to not die as fast!" Telltale's The Walking Dead in a nutshell
Or any game that telltale made
@@ipwn6 Yeah, because everybody knows that you die at the end of Telltale's Guardians Of The Galaxy.
a
@@stcclan5278 b
D
"Click those annotations" oh geez, those were the good times of CZcams...
Were they though
I-i doubt it.
I've, I've forgotten what an annotation looks like...I'm going...hollow...
@@Deus_wukong1468 nah, it was, trust us. Wayyy more freedom.
@@CrudeConduct666 yeah thats what im primarily concerned about lol. Bad influences didnt have much to worry about.
I imagine this video is going to make a comeback.
You’re right :)
The legend definitely went on
Titenic 2: the Legend of Titen
"Tap A quickly to not die as fast!"
@@redmii69 They unfortunately didn't tap fast enough.
*Searches up Titenic*
CZcams: "Do you mean 'Titanic'"
Me: "no"
NO AUTO CORRECT
CZcams:Do you mean titanic?
I wish I did...
Teacher: How many people died in the titanic?
Me: Not titanic, titenic
Woolfcat Woolfcat wow, you copied the original comment in slightly different words. I’m so glad you commented that
@@somerandomguywithnoprofile28 why did you copy what he/she said
I can imagine sales of both those games _sank_
Thank you....
I sea what you did there.
StrangeGoombs I think you meant to say "chum"
you're a monster, creeps
a monster
I guess the tides turned when this video came up
Jon: "It's the story about love, not violence"
Jon 4 minutes later: "Where's the fightin'?"
I actually can't tell which of those was sarcasm. It's more fun that way. LoL
Jack literally karate chops the boat in half.
10:58 “A very aggressive man from Wisconsin” always gets me
JonTren
Hey! I just subscribed to you a couple days ago! I love your music
:O
Hello Mr. McGroove!
choo choo!
Don't be silly. His name is JenTrom.
this may seem random, but I have to read an article for English 101, and the first paragraph is a little blurb about the author, right? so I get to the bottom of the paragraph, and I SHIT YOU NOT, it says how the author "won many awards, including Macintosh Game of the Year for his best-selling 1998 computer game 'Titanic: Adventure Out of Time'."
I nearly screamed
UMMMM. HELP. HELP
"I bought the ticket, I do what I want!"
What was the name of the article
Why is that shocking.
memed it's titled "Wilma Mankiller", it's just about a woman by that name and how she became the first female chief of her Native American tribe. it has nothing to do with Andrew Nelson himself
I love how at 11:01 Jack is leisurely sitting on a stool on a fireplace while drawing... a man of class
"Uh yes I'm looking out for Icebergs but currently I am fending off a nest of cobra's and a very aggressive man from Wisconsin"
I'm from Wisconsin and this is accurate. We are indeed very aggressive.
For gosh sakes, leave the captain alone. He's got a job to do
I'm going to call this game Bird VS Camel. And nobody better argue with me.
facecreep I disagree. It should be Camel Vs. Bird.
I'm more of a Vs. Bird Camel kind of guy myself.
Maybe the sequel will be Bird Camel Vs. Camel Bird. What about a prequel though?
VGCShinyHunter Maybe a spin-off would be 2 Camels Vs. Bird? 2 Birds Vs. Camel? Perhaps 3.5 Birds Vs. 2 Camels?
BleachDrinker Don't forget the flying _eggplant_
"I'm currently fighting off a nest of cobras and a very aggressive man from Wisconsin"
~The Captain of the Titenic, 1912
On the -road- sea to New Yark.
The lost messages
New york after hearing message: 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 oh Smith you kidder you but I'll agree those Wisconsin men can be quite aggressive but cobras on a boat that's just silly
The game might have inspired the Kuroshitsuji version of Titanic.
I only miss the zombies.
The Titanic final level
As a chef whose worked with many other chefs, I gotta tell u jon it’s not that hard to piss off a chef
10:08
Word. In my experience they're comically/terrifyingly easy to piss off 😂
11:32 BRO! I JUST REALIZED THE ANIMATION FOR THE BOSS IS LITERALLY STRIPPED FROM THE MASK GAME, IT HAS THE SAME JUMP SAME RUN, SAME GUN ATTACK, AND THAT'S NOT ALL, THE ANIMATION OF HIM THRUSTING IS ACTUALLY JUST 1 FIFTH OF THE ANIMATION OF THE MASK LAUGHING!!
Why…this guy who made this bootleg just took sprites from other games and just make a game.
@@nathanblevins158$$$$
7:40 I know he's not even singing seriously but holy balls, Jon is a damn good singer
He took theater in high school, that's why he's so good at singing
+YerryMawry what is the song he was singing? Or is that just an original sketch without changing the lyrics to an original song?
+Vinney The RS it was Meatloaf's song "I would do anything for love"
Thanks, I appreciate it
+Vinney The RS no problem :)
Iceberg: "I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!"
This comment made my day thank u random citizen
69 likes
Now that's a lot of damage!
No I did
Phil swift was the iceberg
I want a full version of Jon singing "I Would Play Anything On Earth"
These comments still coming all these years later just shows that Jon is truly one of the most rewatchable CZcamsrs ever.
Of course anyone comes back to any of these CZcamsr’s (old) videos
“Turkish Star Wars: The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back”
So subtle
Blut-Blade Turkish Star Wars: A New Sultan
Turkish Star Wars: Return Of The Sultan
Lol
Now with an all original soundtrack featuring The Turkish March
Turkish Star Wars: revenge of the British
Watching a 4 year old episode...
*"I'LL NEVER LET GO, JON!"*
Its been almost 9 months. He'll give birth to a beautiful video soon.
NEVER LET GO
Idk man but Jon's videos have major rewatchability
geez it is actually 4 years since this was made it still feels modern
Gotta get my Jontron fix
I love seeing that people still watch Jon's old videos. It warms my heart that his videos just don't age
Yup.
Still watching in 2024
I just discovered this channel last night via a reaction video to his Are You Afraid of the Dark videos. I'm loving them!
to me his older ones are better.
A passing comment to remind everyone that James Cameron went to the Titanic wreck *33* times.
Including during 9/11
Just wanted to point out, James Cameron went to the wreck 33 times but a bunch of billionaires tried to do it once and they turned into meat slushies.
I wish the Titan sub had been able to do it as well. Shows why you don’t control a sub from a second hand PS3 controller.
@@joshslater2426actually Titan did do it, multiple times. The problem wasn't even the controls it was repeated stress failure in the hull. They'd made the trip many times and that just happened to be the trip where the hull finally gave way.
@@Darthquackius Stress to the hull was just the proximate failure, the whole thing was horribly designed and unregulated, it was bound to fail catastrophically sooner rather than later.
Now all we need is a 9/11 game where you beat up angry water coolers and dolphins and then go to the tower roof and knock the planes out of the sky with the Force.
And then a twist where rockets come from the moon and send you flying and one tower still stands so you ride it to the moon and crash it into the base and then fly home with the unicorn wizard and princess handjob!
As a person who died in 9/11, I am offend.
I'm so sorry to hear you are dead !
jt slepica
I'm sorry I'm dead aswell.
I left behind a wife and three children.
The wife moved on though, and so did Benny and Carlos. Paula never seemed to really move on, though.
jt slepica pfft
Hey guys! Look! Jon made a mistake on the internet!
Oh yes the Titenic, really awesome movie. The ship sinks in the first 5 minutes, and everyone dies.. the end. What else does a movie need? Oh and it was Micheal Bay movie to so everything exploded, even the china in the tea room went up in explosions. :P
Evil Tigz Lol such a good movie, should've won an award. The acting was top-notch. Their deaths in the movie moved me.
Jade Sim i know right
nooo......
***** I know, I was being sarcastic...
“Chefs are natural pacifists” Jon, Chef Ramsay would like a word with you
Its always so crazy how rewatchable his content is. The quality of even his early work is amzing
Did Jon really just dress up like that just to say "The Bougiest of Beat 'em ups!" This is the reason I'm subscribed.
+Ryan McClure wasn't it "booziest of beat em ups"?
+Andrew Bush Nope, it was bougiest, as in bourgeois.
+Andrew B No it wasn't. Just listen to the jonsong! He has it onscreen at one part.
***** Probably not.
+Andrew B I can understand where you're coming from. The way Jontron says it totally makes it sound like he makes a "z" sound in the middle of the word, but at this point I try not to question it because a lot of people believe it's Bougiest.
"You piss a chef off you've done something wrong"
Gordon Ramsay: slowly nods in agreement
it's funny because Gordon Ramsay
Makes a lot of sense.
*GORDON RAMSAY:* [drops gun, turns to face camera] Now I know what you're thinking. I couldn't agree more! Let's move on.
He thinks everything is wrong
hey, panini head!
They could've called this game " Bird VS Camel", and no one would've argued with them.
Jontron successfully predicted the future once again!!!
“Where’s the fighting?!”
- Jontron in 1997
you mean 2014?
Dallas James he said it was when he saw Titanic in theaters
Ya know, its funny.right before I saw Jon say that I rw ad this comment 😂
Considering he was 7 when the movie came out, it's not unlikely he actually said this.
Dallas James bruhhhh
HOLY CRAP! JON! GO WRITE A GAMING SONG AND THEN SING IT! YOU CAN SING!
Wardoctor13 4 days later he made a song on this video
Lol
Does Jontron have songs?
Wardoctor13 look his newest video
Diego Puijk he made a song about titenic
Jon went through five stages of grief when seeing “Titenic” Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.
Obligatory 7 years later "Hey look guys, Jon made a mistake on the internet!"
I've watched this one several times and I can never stop thinking about if he actually put his Famicom in water or not...
It was mineral oil, either that or it was broken already, the cartridge, I assumed he shot that AFTER the gameplay.
cheryl fitzjarrell He might have, I'm pretty sure he uses emulators. In dinocity there's a second where it says Save State 0 loaded in the corner.
Chloie Kwirant he must've done it after the gameplay
i do believe, that he removed the hardware from the console and the game cartridge as well. I had these famicom cartridges and it was easily to gain the gamechip and then screw it back together. I used to play the games chip-naked a troll the others with inserting them the game to system and nothing happened :D
I've heard that Nintendo consoles are surprisingly sturdy. I think they even hire somebody to try to destroy any new products they create. So maybe the Famicom survived.
Jon, I never said I was better than you because of my standing desk. Stop taking it so personally.
Why DO you have it anyway?
Hah, you're the first person I thought of when he said that.
***** +Jombo +samussaturn101z it's important to stand for something. Even JonTron.
Ricepirate 2deep4me
Jombo Standing desks are usually used for building an animation.
I'm glad that the youtube algorithm can really latch onto current events well enough to send me here today.
hell yeah I want to watch the flex tape boat episode next
Can we pls just appreciate how good Jon can sing? XD
PS: WE MISS YOU DUDE!
He's singing a Meat Loaf song
Am I the only one concerned about Jon putting his console in the fish tank?
+Derpy Bingy No, you are not. I wonder, too. A good ol Famicom sunk like the Titenic
+Kayn Stein BUH DUM TSS
+Not Colorful I'm guessing it's mineral oil. Or he just had two consoles.
+Lazauya Nah , he just has only one "broken" console and a PC with emulator ...
+Nhựt Dương Minh Well then why would he bother getting the cartridges if he emulates them?
"Chefs are natural pacifists."
Am I a joke to you?
You're a joke to everyone ;-;
@@milliecan3029 ye u smawt u very smawt
But... Gordon Ramsey
I like watching you insult others while trying to help
@@uildesurbieta6710 ;-;
Man this is the only intro I don’t skip. It’s just such a banger.
What a time for CZcams to recommend this
dude i thought the same thing im surprised I didnt see this in my recommendation earlier
Is it though? YT knows you've watched JonTron before. YT knows you've watched recent videos about the Titanic (or at least looked it up on Google) and the algorithm went "Bing bong these two have a connection" and baddabingbaddafriggityBOOM! Recommendation.
“Are you sitting? Well probably, be kinda weird if you were standing.”
*Me watching this on my phone in the kitchen waiting for my Mac and Cheese to finish cooking: Wha-
That's what I do. I watch JonTron while I cook dinner
I miss mac and cheese...
You bought the ticket! Do what you want!
I was cooking oatmeal 😂
Literally what I was doing 2 seconds ago
“Tap A to not die as fast!”
I’d play that game, it’ll probably be the first game I finish
You'd just do nothing, wouldn't you?
Can I tap B to die faster? I'm sure being dead is fine....but getting dead is the hard part.
Ez speed run
How about pressing X to dig into a hole
There actually is a game where you do something to not die as fast its called drowning simulator where you use the scroll wheel to not drown as fast
The part at 6:41 always gets me!!
"ACCURATE NAME!"
3:00 funny thing I just learned. Shenzen nanjing also made a De-make of ff7 for the nes. While it cuts out a lot of side content the game contains most of the key plot elements of FF7, but composed of typical nes esque FF sprite work.
His reaction to seeing "Titenic" is equal parts surprise, disbelief, anger, and resignation.
Classic JonTron.
Edit: it's 2023 and I don't know how the replies got to the subject of furries, but here we are
5 stages of grief in 5 seconds
@N HRUDAY MURARI ICSE well bargaining isn't really an emotion soooo
XD
@@sleeksquirrel7572 Disbelief and resignation aren't either, really. In any case, they're stages, not emotions.
You have 11 months to reply.
Kinda like Joel Vinesauce when he saw Grand Dad
"I bought the ticket, I'll do what I want."
Basically me if someone asked me why I stayed in my room for most of a cruise.
Chris Highwind
So all of February 2020
@@brianstabile165 And March, April, May......might as well include summer too.
Starting to think it’s going to be all of 2020
@@glitziin uuuuggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!
@@glitziin Well......
this is one of my favourite jontron videos. its surprisingly high quality for 7 years ago.
3:33 Man has recent news made this joke hit hard.
Wait what happened?
@@SpideyfanX I’m still in the dark myself
I like how the one part in this video where Jon actually sings wasn't in the song.
tenouttaten
***** It's in the first Starcade vid I believe :)
***** Perfection is not to be touched.
***** It was "weird" first, and then it was "scary".
Hundedouttahunded
Bestgamebestgame
McAlister Higgins Dis gon be a good game.
The irony that the best titanic game ended up being Titenic kills me every time I watch this video.
That name alone makes it rise above the competition.
Not to mention it's the only good game in the 15 in 1 pack.
It killed all the people stuck on the Titanic, too.
coming up on 10 years and jon still hasn't fixed that mistake he made on the internet
"I would play any game on earth but I won't play that" was beautiful
RIP meat loaf 😢
Jon tron: hey guys you wanna see my new fish
Friends: yea sur- Jon that's a gaming console
Jon tron: I know isn't it cute
"Yeah, I know. He's got nerves of steel."
KGVANDEVEN *Due to the tremendous stress of playing horrible video games for the entertainment of others, legal or bootleg, Jon had descended into the lowest depths of insanity. To this day, he has yet to return to his former self and is but a husk of the man he once was.*
Jacques never exited his alarm state.
Cute fish? This guy? I don't think you mean this guy.
Connor Clemmons lol
“Chefs are natural pacifists.”
Unless it’s Gordon Ramsey.
Blazing Mammoth or that guy from the little mermaid.
Or Marco Pierre White.
I love Gordon Ramsey!
Most chefs are actually horrible drug addicted psychopaths. That's why we're kept in the back of the house away from the customers.
Metal of Honor: Frontline begs to different with that statement.
Well…. I hope they find that sub
Well.. they DID find it.. 👀
in hindsight it's hilarious that anyone took the idea that they were somehow stuck at the bottom of the ocean alive seriously
it should have always been clear that they imploded instantly
I came to revisit this video due to recent events
I like to imagine that he ordered, paid for, and waited 3-8 weeks for that suit JUST for that two-second joke.
Which two-second joke?
Precut ODST Meatloaf
FiveheadProductions Ah.
Yeah dude, I would totally buy a common white dress shirt off the Internet and NOT at Kmart for $2!
every decent man has at least one Suit to wear on special occasions.
Jon: Hey guys look! Jon made a mistake on the internet!
Everyone: No Jon, you made a masterpiece
Agreed.
Well .... Yeah
Yeah... the mistake was around 3 years out
@@wilsonsauls2899 I don't get it
Red Hood I was talking about the things Jon said about minorities online that got him in a bit of trouble. Idk too much about it but I know it caused a lot of controversy
Man coming back to this once I’m older I can now appreciate the humor in these videos so much more
It has been 10 years since this video has came out. I remember being there when it first uploaded. I was in middle school then, now I’m a college graduate.
The Titanic splits in half
Passengers: (screaming with fear)
Phil Swift: that’s a lot of damage.
Turn Up Juan if only they’d had flex tape
**phil swift on the iceberg:**
**tO sHoW YoU tHe PoWEr oF fLex TaPe**
ICEBERG: To show you the power of Flex-Tape...
I CUT THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!
Turn Up Juan.
Newt: Icebergs come out at night, mostly.
Mathew Broderick: That’s a lot of ice.
haley joel osment: I see dead people
*phil swift grins angrily*
THE BOUGIEST OF BEAT-EM-UPS!!
Rose is a Geisha Ninja apparently.
*booziest, like as in booze
+PlagueDoctorLove *Bougiest, like as in Bourgeois.
Maybe it was a pun... Wasn't it right after floating alcohol or something
PlagueDoctorLove
i thought you made a pun? he definitely said bougiest
JonTron:" chefs are natural pacifists."
Gordon Ramsay:" THIS GAME IS F****** RAW!"
Titanic submersible? War on Ukraine? No babe, it’s 2014 and Jontron just uploaded
HEY GUYS LOOK JON MADE A TYPO ON THE INTERNET!
Good job. However someone has already made that joke. By about 3 months. Late to the punch there, Rin.
So?
***** Just making an Internet joke, here.
Paradox Lol
He sang firework about a year ago...
TAP "A" QUICKLY TO NOT DIE AS FAST!
ech!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa did it work?
BSHORTALL No, you are DED
+PotatoCrispMimiga but is he dead as fast as he would've been if he hadn't tapped "a" quickly?
sigurdgram Fail.
10:05 that made me laugh so hard lmao
*People will no doubt try to cancel him for that joke*
We all were thinking the same thing huh?
jack sawed the boat in half and forgot his flex tape
Taylan Street // nottheflextape
Taylan Street
Jack: well shiet
Hahahahahahaha
_I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF_
Taylan Street he is back
“ I’m fending off cobras and a very aggressive Man from Wisconsin “ 😅😅😅😂
I’m offended
@@doggingyourhate4292 Lmao
As someone from Wisconsin I agree. Some of us are very aggressive
I legit thought that Wisconsin was a fictional place
@@stanstanstan2597 it's ok I thought the same thing about Wyoming who the hell lives in Wyoming
"Jim Belushi! Is that you? Did you travel back in time to hide from the fact you were in "Hoodwinked"?"
"Chef's are natural pacifists"
Gordon Ramsay: And I took that personally.
Titanic:"Disaster"
Pompeii: "Incident"
ok jon
🤣
Coc
The impact fades after a few centuries. You know what they say- time heals all wounds.
@@RogueT-Rex8468 yep, including the scar that is humanity
I mean to be fair, Titanic was of Human Hubris and error, Pompeii was just a natural result of geographic anomaly
Hey guys look! Jon made a mistake on the internet!
LoL
Declan Nemeth Did you actually watch the video before commenting that? This comment has an origin.
no. But it's still funny
Declan Nemeth Then watch the video damn it. It's good. This is a good youtuber.
My brain is the internet. I know all continuity errors on the internet.
9 years and im still not over "The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back"
we need a dlc now
I cant believe they made a real life tragedy after the titanic movie
I honestly thought you were being serious for a second. I was so trigered lol
It has been a while since a single comment like this made me so insensible with laughter. Thank you.
XBOX bois be salty about spider-man PS4 I don’t know man, this game is bad and all but I wouldn’t call it a real life tragedy.
*Titenic
Love the name👌
TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEXTAPE, I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF
Maybe phil was the iceberg to test flextape. But he ran out if tape
That's a lot a damage
AND FIXED IT WITH ONLY THE POWER OF FLEXTAPE
(multiple rolls used)
Ununoctium Spine - the iceberg
god dammit phil
Hey look; "titenic" Jon made a mistake on the internet
It had to happen.
hilarious and original
The reason the titanic game exists is because is that the Chinese LOVE the titanic movie for some reason it’s REALLY POPULAR over there
"CAN'T FORGET THE FLYING EGGPLANTS!!!"
I really hope jon can come back soon. :(
Terra_Byte_Technology He will, friend, he will.
Alpha Zalgo One of my favourite Jontron moments ever: "1910 times were SCAAAARY."
Alpha Zalgo Man.1910 times were SCAAARY.
r red The booziest of beat em up's
Considering they made Titanic into a fighting style game twice, that probably means that making completely unrelated media into a fighting game is a good idea. Thusly, we can infer that we should make a game based on Schindler's List but it's a fighting game called Schindler's Fist. you're welcome
Schindler's Myst
Schindler's Beast
Schindler's Missed
Schindler's Cyst
Schindler's East
Schindler's Pissed
Titenic
schindler's fist is a pornographic film.
Luigi Vercotti An action movie about revenge called *Schindler’s Pissed* would be a best seller for sure
@@BobBob-bl2vh a romantic comedy: "Schindler's Kiss"
It’s been 9 years time has flown by
Can we just appreciate Jon’s “honey over gravel” singing voice? Byoutiful
"I bought the ticket I'll do what I want." I'm waiting for the day I can use this sentence
gotoki me 2
Go on a cruise.
gotoki how about the cinema when somebody asks you why you're talking
gotoki this comment gave my life a meaning
Better not do it in the cinema, because if there is anything i absolutely hate, it is people being loud assholes in a cinema.
How do you do, fellow submarine enthusiasts?
Shite, someone beat me to it.
Lots of pressure
I'm back here from the Titan Submersible Incident investigating this wreck.
same here
Remember the scene where that one crew member accidentally shoots one of Jack's friends who was unrelated to the plot and then shoots himself in shame of killing an innocent man?
That was the best paaaaaaaaaarrrrt.
xD
For some reason that is the most memorable scene for me.
+Huy Bii I must agree with you there.
that happened?
Yeah, it happened. I believe the crewman's name was John Murdock
Man, 1910 times were S C A R Y
that part killed me lmao
what the heckquius?
lmao hello homestuck fan
hOI!! I mean, hello
And you're an Undertale fan too? Coolio man
o3o yup.
Does anyone else watch this nowadays and every time john says one of the lines from the song your brain auto completes it automatically?
Just getting in my JonTron fill performing the annual rewatching of videos I've seen 30 million times while I wait for a new video
Where, where did you even find those games?
have my bb pls now
internet
where did you find half of your games? lol
At the bottom of the ocean of course.
He said where he gets his games in the Hercules video. The military industrial complex.
*"Man, 1910 times were S c A r Y"*
No they weren’t
@@starblazing1160 is just a joke you dude
@Daniel orion I got it.....
No u
No u
This was my very first video I watched from Jontron. Still funny to this day.
Is anybody else rewatching this video and singing the titenic song in their head when he says lines they used in the song?
"I bought the ticket, I'll do what I want." 😂😂😂😂😂 Man it's videos like these that give me strength to live another day.
wait what?
it's funny, i get it, but it's not like i watch Billy Madison and think "ya know what, life might just be worth living"
@@charleswisconsin9196 Comparing JonTron and Billy Madison lmao