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  • @ChristaLeah
    @ChristaLeah Před 2 lety +2447

    “The furries walked off the Mayflower.” IM SCREAMING

    • @josetheseeker
      @josetheseeker Před 2 lety +1

      For real though I came here to say not the furry colonizers but I'm glad someone beat me to it like fuck....

    • @bajablast1248
      @bajablast1248 Před 2 lety +34

      that christopher columbus llama sex thing makes a lot more sense now....

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst Před 2 lety +13

      the pilgrims came to america wearing their finest fursuits

  • @mishnewbooty
    @mishnewbooty Před 2 lety +1308

    very disappointed brittany didn’t bring up that one time harry styles accidentally liked porn on twitter then followed up by liking a bunch of wholesome cat pictures

    • @lovenothate9813
      @lovenothate9813 Před 2 lety +78

      I'm a Harry Styles fan and somehow never knew about this but it sounds accurate lol

    • @flaviac6556
      @flaviac6556 Před 2 lety +10

      oh yeeeeees what a time to be alive

    • @mishnewbooty
      @mishnewbooty Před 2 lety +29

      @@lovenothate9813 if i’m not mistaken if you go through his likes they’re still there lol

    • @lovenothate9813
      @lovenothate9813 Před 2 lety +6

      @@mishnewbooty OMG that's awesome

    • @alexrseeberger
      @alexrseeberger Před 2 lety +14

      that was such a time to be a twitter stan lmfao

  • @jtdfluglzfutzfdt
    @jtdfluglzfutzfdt Před 2 lety +2456

    horrified to find out that even people like brittany and sarah don't know what vore is and i do

    • @TheGinaChan
      @TheGinaChan Před 2 lety +87

      disappointed tbh, I mean who wouldn't wanna be swallowed

    • @markedabsent1153
      @markedabsent1153 Před 2 lety +171

      For how long they've been on the internet, I'm shocked they haven't even heard of it

    • @_yaboi
      @_yaboi Před 2 lety +111

      yeah, i was a bit disappointed because they said they were tumblr/twitter/internet veterans but they dont know about vore, furries, weebs etc.

    • @alexia7063
      @alexia7063 Před 2 lety +70

      my ex one time cried and begged me to promise that if i ever turned into a giant lady that i wouldn’t eat him, then got mad because i laughed (thinking surely it was a bit)

    • @markedabsent1153
      @markedabsent1153 Před 2 lety +23

      @@alexia7063 MY UNHOLY GOD WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭

  • @halfpine9952
    @halfpine9952 Před 2 lety +457

    “I want the Keebler elves to run a train on me.”
    SARAH IT IS ONLY MONDAY

  • @mickeyn9877
    @mickeyn9877 Před 2 lety +829

    “You said geode and it rocked my world” the dad joke y’all missed😭

    • @mayaseaver6448
      @mayaseaver6448 Před 2 lety +7

      OH MY GOD i missed it, thank you for this comment HAHAHAHA

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst Před 2 lety +5

      RIGHT I THOUGHT SHE SAID THAT ON PURPOSE

    • @mintyfresh588
      @mintyfresh588 Před rokem +1

      I DONT GET IT PLS HELP

    • @Ilikebigbooties
      @Ilikebigbooties Před 8 měsíci

      @@mintyfresh588geode = cool rock

    • @mycrittercity
      @mycrittercity Před 7 měsíci +2

      ⁠@@mintyfresh588 a geode is a type of rock hence the “(rock)ed my world”

  • @booritosupreme222
    @booritosupreme222 Před 2 lety +1020

    Sarah: “someone listens to us to like clean”
    Me, listening to them to like clean:
    👁👄👁

    • @Bee-hp7rg
      @Bee-hp7rg Před 2 lety +14

      *with my kids in the next room** 😂

    • @colegiroux7104
      @colegiroux7104 Před 2 lety +10

      Me at work listening while I clean 👁💋👁

    • @_yaboi
      @_yaboi Před 2 lety +14

      literally doing the dishes and the laundry as the pod is still going LMAO

    • @alicea2537
      @alicea2537 Před 2 lety

      LMFAO SAME!! I felt so called out when I heard them say that lol

    • @cyanaura4444
      @cyanaura4444 Před 2 lety

      @@colegiroux7104 same

  • @jakefolman9119
    @jakefolman9119 Před 2 lety +402

    I love how this turned into another “fuck marry kill animated characters”

    • @crycowgirlcry
      @crycowgirlcry Před 2 lety +13

      I would listen to an hour of that lol

    • @kubobetterrelax7435
      @kubobetterrelax7435 Před 2 lety +1

      LMAO where was the first one, asking for one of the homies *cough*

    • @allisonbrock9563
      @allisonbrock9563 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kubobetterrelax7435 it’s on Sarah’s CZcams account & it’s like two years old !!!

  • @littlegirlblue6326
    @littlegirlblue6326 Před 2 lety +1659

    Zillow Gone Wild and VCG in two days? These ladies are holding the internet together

    • @espeon871
      @espeon871 Před 2 lety +3

      Ikr, its a gift

    • @saggguy7
      @saggguy7 Před 2 lety +19

      Sarah is non binary

    • @littlegirlblue6326
      @littlegirlblue6326 Před 2 lety +8

      @@saggguy7 i thought sarah uses she/they pronouns?

    • @giovannayvette
      @giovannayvette Před 2 lety

      LITERALLY

    • @TheGinaChan
      @TheGinaChan Před 2 lety +21

      @@littlegirlblue6326 Yeah, also I think they mentioned they didn't like being referred to as "lady", "woman", etc :P

  • @waltercronkite1387
    @waltercronkite1387 Před 2 lety +1482

    Fun fact, Ted Cruz is actually NOT from Texas, he’s from Alberta, Canada! It’s a lot like Texas but bigger, colder and shittier

  • @PurelyCoincidental
    @PurelyCoincidental Před 2 lety +420

    Sarah's summation of Chester Cheetah as the type of person who has no bed frame and gaslights you...100% perfect

    • @pauldee1577
      @pauldee1577 Před 2 lety +11

      his whole shtick was to gaslight us into liking weird cheese-turd snacks, so it completely tracks

    • @basicbrittani
      @basicbrittani Před 2 lety +3

      CC represents my ex. Both have big ass heads.

  • @heidigoodchild2662
    @heidigoodchild2662 Před 2 lety +993

    love that brittany is wearing a santa hat probably knowing that it would come out in march

    • @gir21212
      @gir21212 Před 2 lety +23

      The way I didn’t question/realize it omg

    • @caitlinkincaid8266
      @caitlinkincaid8266 Před 2 lety +4

      I didn’t even think about it til you said something

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst Před 2 lety +6

      i thought she was just wearing it for fun and then they mentioned the miley cyrus new years special and i was like oh this is actually from december isnt it

  • @rebeccac.8005
    @rebeccac.8005 Před 2 lety +227

    you guys addressed it a little but it's really disappointing that sexual harassment has become somewhat normal online behavior (to the point where it leaks into the outside world and people will go to concerts and scream "mommy" or whatever at the artists, despite their clear discomfort). it's funny when people are being horny on main at no one in particular, but when someone's directly @-ing someone else with the most wildly depraved fantasy they have and it's just like funny to people... it's so gross 😭 like that poor AT&T lady that had to beg people on facebook live to stop sexualizing her and commenting "mommy milkers" over and over on all her posts. like, it basically became a... meme? to sexually harass this woman... it's beyond me how some people think that if they're doing it in a hyperbolic, memeable, "funny" way it's somehow acceptable.
    not accusing y'all of doing this of course, just something I've noticed in the past few years that's really uncomfortable 😔

  • @lane2699
    @lane2699 Před 2 lety +358

    When they showed the Kool aid man I was thinking "he looks like Shane Dawson" then Brittany said he has multiple assault charges I'm WEEPING

  • @ayannaw63
    @ayannaw63 Před 2 lety +945

    Every Monday, on my day off, this is what I look forward to.

  • @pussyteeth
    @pussyteeth Před 2 lety +184

    The way Brittany's eyes glossed over when Sarah brought up the hamburger helper glove

  • @pitpat2928
    @pitpat2928 Před 2 lety +141

    i love the knowledge that these two Would 100% get fursuits custom made, and the deciding factor is storage space. amazing

  • @michaelbusse8466
    @michaelbusse8466 Před 2 lety +387

    My Monday routine of working an 8 hour shift, coming home, smoking a bowl and watching community guidelines continues yet again

  • @FuriousDinosaur123
    @FuriousDinosaur123 Před 2 lety +212

    Sarah: "make sure you're alone"
    Me, on I-95 in rush hour: *slowly turns up volume* "Happy Monday!"

  • @katieblankenship688
    @katieblankenship688 Před 2 lety +137

    My friend is pregnant and she posted about after birth care saying “it’s gonna be tore up 😂”
    And this gross dude was like “let me hit before.”

    • @sarvolkskaya
      @sarvolkskaya Před 2 lety +15

      Dude when I was pregnant I had so many men sliding into my dms than I ever have and hopefully ever will lol. The creepy comments were insane 😩
      also wishing ur friend a smooth delivery!!! postpartum sucks ass but it’s worth it 🥺

  • @pattyrut
    @pattyrut Před 2 lety +181

    YOO I HAVE SCIENCE STUFF ABOUT THE MUSCULAR MEN VS. SCRAWNY MEN DICHOTOMY
    It's mentioned at 44:27 when Brittany says: "I don't know what it is cuz biologically it doesn't make sense. Like, women - whatever that science is - being attracted to a big, muscular, provider, go kill the animals, whatever. My taste is not that."
    WELL, this is a quote from Robert Sapolsky, a Stanford professor who studies the Biology of human behavior. It basically says that big muscular men slowly become less attractive to women in more developed countries: "A study that just came out recently looking at women from, I believe it was about 20 different industrialized countries, and what was shown was that, in general, women have a preference for faces of men that have strong, pronounced secondary characteristics. Which is a big jutting jaw, high forehead, lots of muscle stuff going on... And what they showed was that the longer the life expectancy in the particular country, the better the economy, the better the quality of life, the less women in that country had a bias towards 'male-looking males.'"
    He says in another lecture that there are ~essentially~ two kinds of species:
    1.) Competitive species where only 5% of males successfully mate with females. Typically the fittest, competitive, muscular, etc. Because those traits give the offspring a better chance of survival within that competitive world.
    2.) Mate-for-life species. Pretty self-explanatory. In this kind of species, females tend to be more attracted to characteristics that would indicate a good life partner & good father. Aka, not muscular, competitive, violent, etc.
    He mentions, however, that human beings are one of the only species that exist somewhere BETWEEN these two classifications. So it makes sense that there's a huge mix of what people are attracted to in the U.S... We're a 'developed' country in many ways, but we're also highkey not in many ways. Sapolsky mentioned that the Scandanavian countries - which we know are wayyy more stable than us - skewed heavily away from the stereotypically 'masculine' features.
    SOURCES: "17. Human Sexual Behavior III & Aggression I" on CZcams

    • @yoshi9371
      @yoshi9371 Před 2 lety +8

      Thats period but why am I, a gay man, attracted to men? Is it the same reason as women are to men or-

    • @pattyrut
      @pattyrut Před 2 lety +15

      @@yoshi9371 Ahahaha that's a very big question that I sadly won't be able to answer completely.😪 I do know that our modern conception of 'sexuality' is a social construct. The words "homosexual" and "heterosexual" were created in academia around 1890s. Sexuality isn't necessarily a ~fixed~ thing, it's an ongoing process that's a lot more flexible than our general society currently defines it. Which means there are many MANY factors that play into attraction. The factors I listed above could still apply, but they certainly aren't the only ones. It's just one massive amalgamation of biological and environmental factors.
      Sorry haha, this probably wasn't as clear of a response as you'd hoped, but it's just such a nuanced and difficult topic to cover briefly. 😅😅

    • @yoshi9371
      @yoshi9371 Před 2 lety +3

      @@pattyrut it helped a lot thank you

    • @kusren5079
      @kusren5079 Před 2 lety +8

      I gagged. This snappeddd. I'm on lecture 9 by him. Can't wait till I get there. This explains a lot. Thank you

    • @bostonterrier2976
      @bostonterrier2976 Před 2 lety

      I can see the logic but i'm skeptical that it's not just about sex Both tall thin men and broad muscular men are able to easily hold up their own body weight = longer boning time for some positions

  • @letsgotothebeacheach
    @letsgotothebeacheach Před 2 lety +53

    This was basically almost an hour of intrusive thoughts winning but I love every minute of it lmao

  • @alexisc3658
    @alexisc3658 Před 2 lety +424

    ConstableFrozen was a wild tumblr blog because honestly their editing was top tier. It took a long time for people to realize that a lot of their work was actually fetish art because it just looked like strange, but well done edits.

    • @mannybanda7702
      @mannybanda7702 Před 2 lety +35

      ConstableFrozen. A name I haven’t heard in years…

    • @sarwatt23
      @sarwatt23 Před 2 lety +4

      they're still posting lol

  • @hannahteets8108
    @hannahteets8108 Před 2 lety +65

    “Is your butthole dark?” Caught me SO off guard I choked from laughing😂😂

  • @pruefus4113
    @pruefus4113 Před 2 lety +118

    Sarah: "I wish someone would fetishise me!"
    Also Sarah: Is a lesbian, who are arguably THE MOST fetishised

    • @Rh-sl2kt
      @Rh-sl2kt Před 2 lety

      How is she a lesbian when she literally regularly hooked up with men lol

    • @jhart1127
      @jhart1127 Před 2 lety +41

      @@Rh-sl2kt oh dear, you sweet summer child... 😂😂

    • @Rh-sl2kt
      @Rh-sl2kt Před 2 lety +2

      @@jhart1127 CZcams user "J Hart" about to burden me with the knowledge of bisexuality

    • @violatingcommunityguidelines
      @violatingcommunityguidelines  Před 2 lety +60

      @@Rh-sl2kt maybe sarah hasn't hooked up with a man in years, have you considered how time works?

    • @Rh-sl2kt
      @Rh-sl2kt Před 2 lety

      @@violatingcommunityguidelines I didn't know sexuality had a shelf life.

  • @krispennington8664
    @krispennington8664 Před 2 lety +176

    Y’all should do an episode on finsta accounts/sorority social media rules lol every time I explain that world to people it blows their minds

    • @phieee8352
      @phieee8352 Před 2 lety +12

      We don’t have sororities here I’d watch the shit outta an ep on that culture

    • @noemidlt09090
      @noemidlt09090 Před 2 lety +7

      That’d be hilarious bc Sarah was in a sorority so I, as someone that went to a college that didn’t have a single ounce of Greek life, would love to hear her personal experience

    • @jamiewells3037
      @jamiewells3037 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s very interesting I was in one graduated from one and it fits all the checks for a “high control group” aka cult lol

    • @caity3146
      @caity3146 Před 2 lety

      I might need and explanation lmao, there are rules to posting if you're in a sorority?

    • @jamiewells3037
      @jamiewells3037 Před 2 lety +1

      @@caity3146 there’s rules to everything if you are in a sorority

  • @RealElongatedMuskrat
    @RealElongatedMuskrat Před 2 lety +49

    I love that we started playing fuck, marry, kill towards the end but just skipped between fuck and brutally murder.

  • @soonexpired
    @soonexpired Před 2 lety +76

    “furries walked off the mayflower!” by far my favorite joke to come out of this podcast

  • @eclipseox
    @eclipseox Před 2 lety +134

    This podcast is my THERAPY. Ive looked forward to Mondays ever since this podcast started. The vibes are absolutely **immaculate**

  • @duwude3772
    @duwude3772 Před 2 lety +32

    Can’t believe they didn’t mention the green m&m when they were talking about food mascots

  • @ryanparker1178
    @ryanparker1178 Před 2 lety +129

    I just wanna compliment Brittany on her makeup. The eyeliner is so defined and even.
    Love to see these amazing people losing their minds on the internet.

  • @Mexicanon
    @Mexicanon Před 2 lety +31

    Y’all couldn’t think of one lesbian that makes happy music when Jojo Siwa is right there

  • @AJaeH
    @AJaeH Před 2 lety +3

    17:25 "you said geode the other day and it *rocked* my world" good pun

  • @Taradoxxi
    @Taradoxxi Před 2 lety +57

    “Why is [Elon Musk] alive?” Sarah asking the REAL questions

  • @kimismith18
    @kimismith18 Před 2 lety +44

    My grandma is in her 80s and calls all cats pussies and it kills us. She's so innocent and doesn't say anything like that. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mahoupanda2639
    @mahoupanda2639 Před 2 lety +33

    The Pete Davidson thing is like the “she let me hit because I’m goofy” effect

  • @adrianoines521
    @adrianoines521 Před 2 lety +172

    I listen to the new episode every week while I eat my vending machine lunch after my calc class before I have my weekly therapy appt. It really sets the ambience.

    • @b0ogie_woogie
      @b0ogie_woogie Před 2 lety +22

      this is the perfect balance of 'not giving a shit' and 'giving too many shits' that i aspire to be i stg

    • @roux5021
      @roux5021 Před 2 lety +2

      Honestly me too. I sit in my school’s horridly depressing dining hall, eating my concerning mystery fajitas, and listen the new episode every Tuesday before my precalc class

    • @bunnyfrosting1744
      @bunnyfrosting1744 Před 2 lety +2

      In a week you’ll be hearing “you seem upset today; did Sarah mention the elves again?”

    • @adrianoines521
      @adrianoines521 Před 2 lety +2

      @@bunnyfrosting1744 "did Brittany talk about the cann1bal cookbook again?"

  • @dorezandbergen8542
    @dorezandbergen8542 Před 2 lety +29

    "if there's ever a moment to make sure you're alone..." I live with roommates that blast their music when I sleep, let's turn this to 100

  • @stratosphere94
    @stratosphere94 Před 2 lety +87

    I think the reason why Nani from Lilo & Stitch is so hot is uh the guy who designed the characters, directed, wrote the movie, voiced Stitch, etc, Chris Sanders, actually draws lewd stuff 😅

    • @espeon871
      @espeon871 Před 2 lety +6

      What-? WHAT

    • @kendra4932
      @kendra4932 Před 2 lety +17

      Omg just googled his art. All the ladies look like nani 😭😭😭

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Před 2 lety +21

      hooooly shit. He loves the thick thigh girlies. Honestly respect.

    • @thecrystaltide3757
      @thecrystaltide3757 Před 2 lety +6

      this recontextualises everything... 🤢

    • @vilyda
      @vilyda Před 2 lety

      I love his art so much. He also did Crudes and HTTYD character designs

  • @idab6864
    @idab6864 Před 2 lety +199

    Ever since Brittany said on that other podcast (I can't remember the name of because I'm high) that they were going to be talking about this topic I have been so excited for this one.
    This phenomena is so funny and interesting

    • @loganwaffle
      @loganwaffle Před 2 lety +13

      Most recently she was on Not Too Deep

    • @zonk35
      @zonk35 Před 2 lety +2

      same!

    • @angelcatnip
      @angelcatnip Před 2 lety +1

      Liking this comment for the honesty lmao

  • @phoebedye5705
    @phoebedye5705 Před 2 lety +6

    the Sefoam thing is just how Greeks came up with Uranus and Aphrodite's story. time is a circle

  • @emilyglavan989
    @emilyglavan989 Před 2 lety +11

    “My mattress is stained with yearning” is absolutely ✨inspired✨

  • @jordanna7728
    @jordanna7728 Před 2 lety +40

    every single topic just makes me smile knowing the chaos that’s about to ensue, love y’all so much please never stop being yourselves

  • @corbinbabb8361
    @corbinbabb8361 Před 2 lety +22

    The furry community’s Mayflower was Noah’s ark 💀

  • @dagger3928
    @dagger3928 Před 2 lety +18

    wouldve absolutely accepted the ‘lemme hit it’ on the “thinking of kms lately”

  • @betsy8889
    @betsy8889 Před 2 lety +24

    i work in a middle school and my coworker has a sticker on her water bottle of a picture of ted cruz captured “this person ate my son” and no 6th grader in michigan knows who ted cruz actually is so they all think he’s a cannibal murderer. 🤪

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ Před 2 lety +2

      I SAW A PIC OF ONE OF THOSE ON A CAR LMFAO

    • @betsy8889
      @betsy8889 Před 2 lety +3

      @@angel127_ she has the best stickers on her car. one says “robert pattinson fan first, feminist second” and “me and my girls love oat milk lattes” with the grim reaper on it she’s a legend and the kids don’t even know it. way over their heads. brilliant.

  • @rileywalters8560
    @rileywalters8560 Před 2 lety +5

    the 20 min adhd side bar of murder or smash of literal brand mascots was phenomenal

  • @HikariHolic
    @HikariHolic Před 2 lety +76

    i do also have to burst the bubble that very few elected officials run their own socials so there might actually be a chance that it was a staff member that accidentally thought they were on their own account liking the infamous tweet

    • @katehoff8059
      @katehoff8059 Před 2 lety +19

      Yes. But also, I feel like staff members are so careful to not do that. I also feel like Ted would be horny on main. It’s in his eyes.

    • @HikariHolic
      @HikariHolic Před 2 lety +1

      @@katehoff8059 staffers tend to be in their early 20s to early 30s and I promise you it's not as prestigious as you think

    • @EmilyBekanich
      @EmilyBekanich Před 2 lety +1

      I choose to believe it was ted cruz on 9/11 liking porn. I choose to believe it. lol

  • @maisynelson7202
    @maisynelson7202 Před 2 lety +10

    sarah didn’t even notice when they said “you said geode the other day and it ROCKed my world”

  • @michaell.8505
    @michaell.8505 Před 2 lety +14

    Brittany screaming “IM FEELING REAL WHET” is something I’m going to be repeating for the next 3 months.

  • @justalittlewilde2006
    @justalittlewilde2006 Před 2 lety +45

    At the gym listening to this
    Have two 50lbs dumbells over my face
    Sarah says she wishes she could bite into Wallace and Gromit
    Nearly bash face in with weights laughing too hard mid set.
    Have to pretend I'm choking when entire gym looks at me

    • @hantheminion
      @hantheminion Před 2 lety +5

      slayyy

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Před 2 lety +4

      this beats the time I dropped my groceries walking home and listening to the pod. I was mortified but I wasn't almost beating my head in, so you win this round.

    • @nathaliemarie4054
      @nathaliemarie4054 Před 2 lety +1

      main character

  • @haileybeck8130
    @haileybeck8130 Před 2 lety +33

    I get anxiety before going into work each day but listening to the podcast on monday’s helps me to focus on something else and really helps my anxiety! thank you guys for a great laugh and for being you!

  • @revenge7231
    @revenge7231 Před 2 lety +13

    Just thought of “what can you say at the dinner table and also during sex” tweet and I have come up w/ “imma eat this shit up 😩”

  • @paolobayasen9219
    @paolobayasen9219 Před 2 lety +77

    yall should do an episode on podcasts, specifically really shitty, misogynistic ones or the ones where the hosts have 0 chemistry

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ Před 2 lety

      we know ur talking ab the Timone and Pumba headasses 😭😭

  • @TheLisadmarie
    @TheLisadmarie Před rokem +7

    The Lilo and stitch characters being “thick” was an early attempt at realistic bodies and positivity at the request of Hawaiians requesting they not be portrayed in white standards

  • @dodgebenson17
    @dodgebenson17 Před 2 lety +30

    every time im reminded that vore exists my lifespan shortens by a year

    • @robertoXCX
      @robertoXCX Před 2 lety +3

      The ones that get it, get it, and the ones that don't, lose a year

    • @Singinghomealone
      @Singinghomealone Před rokem +1

      commenting so you get you have to think about it again

  • @htm5814
    @htm5814 Před 2 lety +18

    The guy who created KFC had a pet crow named Jim so you’re not wrong about the KFC mascot being racist

  • @Lisepooh
    @Lisepooh Před 2 lety +20

    Sarah and Brittany not knowing about vore, then a few minutes later talk about biting Wallace & Gromit and the Pillsbury Doughboy respectively. lol

  • @itsmj3103
    @itsmj3103 Před 2 lety +11

    So i dove into why buttholes are darker: reason1: more melanin in the area to protect the skin from inflamation. Anyone who's eaten spicy food can definitely confirm a butthole inflammation, guess it don't help that much; reason2: friction indeed - it hardens and darkens the skin; reason3: repeated stretching and folding appearently darkens the skin too; reason4: gaining weight causes body to produce more insulin to balance blood sugar levels, more insulin produces more melanin for some godforsaken reason and thus: darkening.

  • @itseffinsexxitime
    @itseffinsexxitime Před 2 lety +18

    “People listen to this to clean” I’m literally listening to this while making dinner lmao

  • @bananarama03
    @bananarama03 Před 2 lety +6

    I WAS LAUGHING AT THE KEEBLER ELVES JOKE AND THEN SARAH JUST GOES "you can hear Hannah laughing" MY HEART STOPPED

  • @heytay24
    @heytay24 Před 2 lety +5

    “ i stain the mattress from my yearning “
    that was amazing
    i loved this episode
    favorite so far

  • @callucacashman3597
    @callucacashman3597 Před 2 lety +45

    monday is my friday, y’all always help me get through the day and get ready for my weekend 😤💖

  • @tolliunger3561
    @tolliunger3561 Před rokem +2

    listening to you guys talk about food mascots while im working at a grocery store rlly enlightens my shift

  • @jackiefryfogel7442
    @jackiefryfogel7442 Před 2 lety +27

    You should do a paranormal episode and bring Brittanys mom on

  • @hildyvanhefeweizen2762
    @hildyvanhefeweizen2762 Před 2 lety +47

    I clean listening to this on my earbud while homeschooling my kiddo. 🤣 Not your target demographic but I look forward to every episode. My kid just shakes her head hearing me bust out laughing randomly. She's into fanfic so listening also helps me navigate that world!

    • @nobodygutsme
      @nobodygutsme Před 2 lety +7

      idk why this is just like so ... beautiful to hear lol

    • @apollo6662
      @apollo6662 Před 2 lety +3

      @@nobodygutsme ikr, so sweet

  • @GoJoLy2301
    @GoJoLy2301 Před 2 lety +4

    thomas jefferson has an eagle fursona

  • @kendra4932
    @kendra4932 Před 2 lety +15

    God i love this fucking podcast. You guys have REAL chemistry and ACTUALLY laugh together so genuinely. Super super rare and consistently funny content ❤️❤️ you guys rock

  • @niki3694
    @niki3694 Před 2 lety +3

    Please please have a vocabulary section where yall go over 5 or so words 😭 I feel enriched knowing what lagoobrius means

  • @DaniGunn
    @DaniGunn Před 2 lety +17

    clicking on this video as an asexual person i know this is going to be a WILD yet very educational ride for me.. very excited.

  • @caram227
    @caram227 Před 2 lety +6

    “Have you ever been like boogie boarding” was NOT how I was expecting that explanation to start 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GaaraFan01
    @GaaraFan01 Před 2 lety +7

    “ya gonna tell him to stop? he’s almost done!”
    😭😭😭
    - Ted Cruz about the “staff” watching porn

  • @jonaslovesinger
    @jonaslovesinger Před 2 lety +8

    a podcast has never consistently actually made me laugh as much as you guys do and this easily has become one of my favorite podcasts! Please release these bi-weekly or start a patreon so we can get more content 😭

  • @purplewatermelon7102
    @purplewatermelon7102 Před 5 měsíci +3

    i am devistated this podcast has ended. these are my favorite and i watch A LOT of podcasts so it says a lot

  • @254Maranda
    @254Maranda Před 2 lety +3

    I literally listen to y’all to clean, because I’m a custodian at a school . So HEADPHONES ONLY . Love y’all 😂🖤

  • @megan7506
    @megan7506 Před 2 lety +13

    I never thought I would be listening to a podcast where it’s debated whether or not the Hamburger Helper glove is hot but here I am and I am fully on board

  • @elliemiller5121
    @elliemiller5121 Před 2 lety +2

    this and chuckle sandwich are the only two things keeping me going rn.

  • @loggiewoggiewoowoo3913
    @loggiewoggiewoowoo3913 Před 2 lety +4

    I always have found it so wild that sexually charged content begun being released by people on their main accounts for all to see lol. Especially since I grew up with the inception of social media and literally saw this just happen

  • @ladyloud8796
    @ladyloud8796 Před 2 lety +24

    Brittany and Sarah are very much giving me Jenna and Julien vibes. I feel the same upbeat and silly tone. I don’t know why I chose the most sexual episode to state it….I’m really not sorry 🤷‍♀️

    • @lindaisblue
      @lindaisblue Před 2 lety +1

      yeah! when she read E-Sports i was like Jenna is sponsored by E-Sports 🥲

  • @user-kt3zv1cm5j
    @user-kt3zv1cm5j Před 2 lety +2

    ConstableFrozen was VORE?????? That was such a brief meme that i only ever saw in passing but finding out it was vore, of all things, is so jarring 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kyleeezell581
    @kyleeezell581 Před 2 lety +1

    They say every intrusive thought I’m too scared to say

  • @taylifts
    @taylifts Před 2 lety +3

    The fact that I'd seen almost all of those tweets at some point 😭💀 how long have I been on this website

    • @taylifts
      @taylifts Před 2 lety +2

      Saw a new one today: " im ngl batman is long as shit i fell asleep right after i came "

  • @tf7602
    @tf7602 Před 2 lety +3

    I love those " x is not hitting at all" tweets followed by some buckwild stuff right after

  • @stevenlerner5515
    @stevenlerner5515 Před 2 lety +2

    im glad yall are just being honest and no censor... kinda appropriate, but still honest...
    love it and really hope it keeps going. love u both

  • @papa.internet
    @papa.internet Před 2 lety +2

    this is what i watch while folding my laundry

  • @AnaRamirez-sg8tf
    @AnaRamirez-sg8tf Před 2 lety +4

    im honestly surprised when yall were talking about food characters that the green m&m didnt get brought up, everyone is feral for her😂

  • @GOTHhamlet
    @GOTHhamlet Před 2 lety +16

    This makes me feel so seen - lowkey thought I might be a sex addict but if my horny is the same as the best girls I’m here for it

  • @jodieaustin4245
    @jodieaustin4245 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you thank you thank you, I've been so bored while working and needed this

  • @Denichrimo
    @Denichrimo Před 2 lety +1

    The fact that one of the ads was for pringles. As soon as you spoke about the moustaches THERE HE WAS

  • @funnymen465
    @funnymen465 Před 2 lety +3

    best thing to start my week off… school sucks, bus is too loud so i drown them out with my favorite creators

  • @moth5379
    @moth5379 Před 2 lety +3

    This weeks been ROUGH on tiktok, so I absolutely 100% needed today’s episode thank you for your service 💖💖💖

  • @magalyarroyo
    @magalyarroyo Před 2 lety +2

    Can’t believe they missed the obvious, Mr. Clean

  • @baylew2904
    @baylew2904 Před 2 lety +2

    The one and only other time I’ve heard lugubrious in a sentence is in the Hercules movie, when Pain (or Panic?) once refers to Hades as “your most lugubriousness”

  • @hannerandcasi
    @hannerandcasi Před 2 lety +4

    shared this podcast with some of my coworkers last week… will not being going into the office for a while

  • @st.shaffer2126
    @st.shaffer2126 Před 2 lety +19

    I've been watching this during my monday lunches the past weeks and 10/10 would recommend. (especially if you are baked as a cake)

  • @joshcarley7242
    @joshcarley7242 Před 2 lety +1

    "you said geode the other day and it rocked my world" so sad nobody picked up on on this pun

  • @madmaxx2724
    @madmaxx2724 Před 2 lety +1

    Babe wake up Sarah and Brittany just dropped a new episode

  • @ericacates2714
    @ericacates2714 Před 2 lety +4

    love that the ted cruz incident happened on my 18th birthday! quite the welcome to adulthood

  • @sarahjohnson4657
    @sarahjohnson4657 Před 2 lety +9

    This has got to be my favorite episode, this genuinely made me laugh so much the entire time😂

  • @juniousgriggs6213
    @juniousgriggs6213 Před 2 lety +1

    'I love the way there so soft-spoken, and old'

  • @felixalex3966
    @felixalex3966 Před 2 lety

    11:26 the laughing after that was so wholesome