very disappointed brittany didn’t bring up that one time harry styles accidentally liked porn on twitter then followed up by liking a bunch of wholesome cat pictures
my ex one time cried and begged me to promise that if i ever turned into a giant lady that i wouldn’t eat him, then got mad because i laughed (thinking surely it was a bit)
i thought she was just wearing it for fun and then they mentioned the miley cyrus new years special and i was like oh this is actually from december isnt it
you guys addressed it a little but it's really disappointing that sexual harassment has become somewhat normal online behavior (to the point where it leaks into the outside world and people will go to concerts and scream "mommy" or whatever at the artists, despite their clear discomfort). it's funny when people are being horny on main at no one in particular, but when someone's directly @-ing someone else with the most wildly depraved fantasy they have and it's just like funny to people... it's so gross 😭 like that poor AT&T lady that had to beg people on facebook live to stop sexualizing her and commenting "mommy milkers" over and over on all her posts. like, it basically became a... meme? to sexually harass this woman... it's beyond me how some people think that if they're doing it in a hyperbolic, memeable, "funny" way it's somehow acceptable. not accusing y'all of doing this of course, just something I've noticed in the past few years that's really uncomfortable 😔
Dude when I was pregnant I had so many men sliding into my dms than I ever have and hopefully ever will lol. The creepy comments were insane 😩 also wishing ur friend a smooth delivery!!! postpartum sucks ass but it’s worth it 🥺
YOO I HAVE SCIENCE STUFF ABOUT THE MUSCULAR MEN VS. SCRAWNY MEN DICHOTOMY It's mentioned at 44:27 when Brittany says: "I don't know what it is cuz biologically it doesn't make sense. Like, women - whatever that science is - being attracted to a big, muscular, provider, go kill the animals, whatever. My taste is not that." WELL, this is a quote from Robert Sapolsky, a Stanford professor who studies the Biology of human behavior. It basically says that big muscular men slowly become less attractive to women in more developed countries: "A study that just came out recently looking at women from, I believe it was about 20 different industrialized countries, and what was shown was that, in general, women have a preference for faces of men that have strong, pronounced secondary characteristics. Which is a big jutting jaw, high forehead, lots of muscle stuff going on... And what they showed was that the longer the life expectancy in the particular country, the better the economy, the better the quality of life, the less women in that country had a bias towards 'male-looking males.'" He says in another lecture that there are ~essentially~ two kinds of species: 1.) Competitive species where only 5% of males successfully mate with females. Typically the fittest, competitive, muscular, etc. Because those traits give the offspring a better chance of survival within that competitive world. 2.) Mate-for-life species. Pretty self-explanatory. In this kind of species, females tend to be more attracted to characteristics that would indicate a good life partner & good father. Aka, not muscular, competitive, violent, etc. He mentions, however, that human beings are one of the only species that exist somewhere BETWEEN these two classifications. So it makes sense that there's a huge mix of what people are attracted to in the U.S... We're a 'developed' country in many ways, but we're also highkey not in many ways. Sapolsky mentioned that the Scandanavian countries - which we know are wayyy more stable than us - skewed heavily away from the stereotypically 'masculine' features. SOURCES: "17. Human Sexual Behavior III & Aggression I" on CZcams
@@yoshi9371 Ahahaha that's a very big question that I sadly won't be able to answer completely.😪 I do know that our modern conception of 'sexuality' is a social construct. The words "homosexual" and "heterosexual" were created in academia around 1890s. Sexuality isn't necessarily a ~fixed~ thing, it's an ongoing process that's a lot more flexible than our general society currently defines it. Which means there are many MANY factors that play into attraction. The factors I listed above could still apply, but they certainly aren't the only ones. It's just one massive amalgamation of biological and environmental factors. Sorry haha, this probably wasn't as clear of a response as you'd hoped, but it's just such a nuanced and difficult topic to cover briefly. 😅😅
I can see the logic but i'm skeptical that it's not just about sex Both tall thin men and broad muscular men are able to easily hold up their own body weight = longer boning time for some positions
ConstableFrozen was a wild tumblr blog because honestly their editing was top tier. It took a long time for people to realize that a lot of their work was actually fetish art because it just looked like strange, but well done edits.
That’d be hilarious bc Sarah was in a sorority so I, as someone that went to a college that didn’t have a single ounce of Greek life, would love to hear her personal experience
I just wanna compliment Brittany on her makeup. The eyeliner is so defined and even. Love to see these amazing people losing their minds on the internet.
I listen to the new episode every week while I eat my vending machine lunch after my calc class before I have my weekly therapy appt. It really sets the ambience.
Honestly me too. I sit in my school’s horridly depressing dining hall, eating my concerning mystery fajitas, and listen the new episode every Tuesday before my precalc class
I think the reason why Nani from Lilo & Stitch is so hot is uh the guy who designed the characters, directed, wrote the movie, voiced Stitch, etc, Chris Sanders, actually draws lewd stuff 😅
Ever since Brittany said on that other podcast (I can't remember the name of because I'm high) that they were going to be talking about this topic I have been so excited for this one. This phenomena is so funny and interesting
i work in a middle school and my coworker has a sticker on her water bottle of a picture of ted cruz captured “this person ate my son” and no 6th grader in michigan knows who ted cruz actually is so they all think he’s a cannibal murderer. 🤪
@@angel127_ she has the best stickers on her car. one says “robert pattinson fan first, feminist second” and “me and my girls love oat milk lattes” with the grim reaper on it she’s a legend and the kids don’t even know it. way over their heads. brilliant.
i do also have to burst the bubble that very few elected officials run their own socials so there might actually be a chance that it was a staff member that accidentally thought they were on their own account liking the infamous tweet
At the gym listening to this Have two 50lbs dumbells over my face Sarah says she wishes she could bite into Wallace and Gromit Nearly bash face in with weights laughing too hard mid set. Have to pretend I'm choking when entire gym looks at me
this beats the time I dropped my groceries walking home and listening to the pod. I was mortified but I wasn't almost beating my head in, so you win this round.
I get anxiety before going into work each day but listening to the podcast on monday’s helps me to focus on something else and really helps my anxiety! thank you guys for a great laugh and for being you!
The Lilo and stitch characters being “thick” was an early attempt at realistic bodies and positivity at the request of Hawaiians requesting they not be portrayed in white standards
So i dove into why buttholes are darker: reason1: more melanin in the area to protect the skin from inflamation. Anyone who's eaten spicy food can definitely confirm a butthole inflammation, guess it don't help that much; reason2: friction indeed - it hardens and darkens the skin; reason3: repeated stretching and folding appearently darkens the skin too; reason4: gaining weight causes body to produce more insulin to balance blood sugar levels, more insulin produces more melanin for some godforsaken reason and thus: darkening.
I clean listening to this on my earbud while homeschooling my kiddo. 🤣 Not your target demographic but I look forward to every episode. My kid just shakes her head hearing me bust out laughing randomly. She's into fanfic so listening also helps me navigate that world!
God i love this fucking podcast. You guys have REAL chemistry and ACTUALLY laugh together so genuinely. Super super rare and consistently funny content ❤️❤️ you guys rock
a podcast has never consistently actually made me laugh as much as you guys do and this easily has become one of my favorite podcasts! Please release these bi-weekly or start a patreon so we can get more content 😭
I never thought I would be listening to a podcast where it’s debated whether or not the Hamburger Helper glove is hot but here I am and I am fully on board
I always have found it so wild that sexually charged content begun being released by people on their main accounts for all to see lol. Especially since I grew up with the inception of social media and literally saw this just happen
Brittany and Sarah are very much giving me Jenna and Julien vibes. I feel the same upbeat and silly tone. I don’t know why I chose the most sexual episode to state it….I’m really not sorry 🤷♀️
ConstableFrozen was VORE?????? That was such a brief meme that i only ever saw in passing but finding out it was vore, of all things, is so jarring 🤣🤣🤣
The one and only other time I’ve heard lugubrious in a sentence is in the Hercules movie, when Pain (or Panic?) once refers to Hades as “your most lugubriousness”
“The furries walked off the Mayflower.” IM SCREAMING
For real though I came here to say not the furry colonizers but I'm glad someone beat me to it like fuck....
that christopher columbus llama sex thing makes a lot more sense now....
the pilgrims came to america wearing their finest fursuits
very disappointed brittany didn’t bring up that one time harry styles accidentally liked porn on twitter then followed up by liking a bunch of wholesome cat pictures
I'm a Harry Styles fan and somehow never knew about this but it sounds accurate lol
oh yeeeeees what a time to be alive
@@lovenothate9813 if i’m not mistaken if you go through his likes they’re still there lol
@@mishnewbooty OMG that's awesome
that was such a time to be a twitter stan lmfao
horrified to find out that even people like brittany and sarah don't know what vore is and i do
disappointed tbh, I mean who wouldn't wanna be swallowed
For how long they've been on the internet, I'm shocked they haven't even heard of it
yeah, i was a bit disappointed because they said they were tumblr/twitter/internet veterans but they dont know about vore, furries, weebs etc.
my ex one time cried and begged me to promise that if i ever turned into a giant lady that i wouldn’t eat him, then got mad because i laughed (thinking surely it was a bit)
@@alexia7063 MY UNHOLY GOD WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭
“I want the Keebler elves to run a train on me.”
SARAH IT IS ONLY MONDAY
Hearing this at 9am was too much
“You said geode and it rocked my world” the dad joke y’all missed😭
OH MY GOD i missed it, thank you for this comment HAHAHAHA
RIGHT I THOUGHT SHE SAID THAT ON PURPOSE
I DONT GET IT PLS HELP
@@mintyfresh588geode = cool rock
@@mintyfresh588 a geode is a type of rock hence the “(rock)ed my world”
Sarah: “someone listens to us to like clean”
Me, listening to them to like clean:
👁👄👁
*with my kids in the next room** 😂
Me at work listening while I clean 👁💋👁
literally doing the dishes and the laundry as the pod is still going LMAO
LMFAO SAME!! I felt so called out when I heard them say that lol
@@colegiroux7104 same
I love how this turned into another “fuck marry kill animated characters”
I would listen to an hour of that lol
LMAO where was the first one, asking for one of the homies *cough*
@@kubobetterrelax7435 it’s on Sarah’s CZcams account & it’s like two years old !!!
Zillow Gone Wild and VCG in two days? These ladies are holding the internet together
Ikr, its a gift
Sarah is non binary
@@saggguy7 i thought sarah uses she/they pronouns?
LITERALLY
@@littlegirlblue6326 Yeah, also I think they mentioned they didn't like being referred to as "lady", "woman", etc :P
Fun fact, Ted Cruz is actually NOT from Texas, he’s from Alberta, Canada! It’s a lot like Texas but bigger, colder and shittier
Please take him back we don’t want him.
That makes sense. Alberta is the Texas of Canada
no we don’t claim
As a person from saskatchewan, alberta really is just canadian texas
no where is bigger than Texas 😬
Sarah's summation of Chester Cheetah as the type of person who has no bed frame and gaslights you...100% perfect
his whole shtick was to gaslight us into liking weird cheese-turd snacks, so it completely tracks
CC represents my ex. Both have big ass heads.
love that brittany is wearing a santa hat probably knowing that it would come out in march
The way I didn’t question/realize it omg
I didn’t even think about it til you said something
i thought she was just wearing it for fun and then they mentioned the miley cyrus new years special and i was like oh this is actually from december isnt it
you guys addressed it a little but it's really disappointing that sexual harassment has become somewhat normal online behavior (to the point where it leaks into the outside world and people will go to concerts and scream "mommy" or whatever at the artists, despite their clear discomfort). it's funny when people are being horny on main at no one in particular, but when someone's directly @-ing someone else with the most wildly depraved fantasy they have and it's just like funny to people... it's so gross 😭 like that poor AT&T lady that had to beg people on facebook live to stop sexualizing her and commenting "mommy milkers" over and over on all her posts. like, it basically became a... meme? to sexually harass this woman... it's beyond me how some people think that if they're doing it in a hyperbolic, memeable, "funny" way it's somehow acceptable.
not accusing y'all of doing this of course, just something I've noticed in the past few years that's really uncomfortable 😔
When they showed the Kool aid man I was thinking "he looks like Shane Dawson" then Brittany said he has multiple assault charges I'm WEEPING
this comment has me ROLLING
Lmao
Every Monday, on my day off, this is what I look forward to.
Not a day off for me but still the best reason to get to Monday every Monday is for these two
Samezzz
Yes gawd
same girl
This is exactly what I do with my day off
The way Brittany's eyes glossed over when Sarah brought up the hamburger helper glove
i love the knowledge that these two Would 100% get fursuits custom made, and the deciding factor is storage space. amazing
My Monday routine of working an 8 hour shift, coming home, smoking a bowl and watching community guidelines continues yet again
Sarah: "make sure you're alone"
Me, on I-95 in rush hour: *slowly turns up volume* "Happy Monday!"
My friend is pregnant and she posted about after birth care saying “it’s gonna be tore up 😂”
And this gross dude was like “let me hit before.”
Dude when I was pregnant I had so many men sliding into my dms than I ever have and hopefully ever will lol. The creepy comments were insane 😩
also wishing ur friend a smooth delivery!!! postpartum sucks ass but it’s worth it 🥺
YOO I HAVE SCIENCE STUFF ABOUT THE MUSCULAR MEN VS. SCRAWNY MEN DICHOTOMY
It's mentioned at 44:27 when Brittany says: "I don't know what it is cuz biologically it doesn't make sense. Like, women - whatever that science is - being attracted to a big, muscular, provider, go kill the animals, whatever. My taste is not that."
WELL, this is a quote from Robert Sapolsky, a Stanford professor who studies the Biology of human behavior. It basically says that big muscular men slowly become less attractive to women in more developed countries: "A study that just came out recently looking at women from, I believe it was about 20 different industrialized countries, and what was shown was that, in general, women have a preference for faces of men that have strong, pronounced secondary characteristics. Which is a big jutting jaw, high forehead, lots of muscle stuff going on... And what they showed was that the longer the life expectancy in the particular country, the better the economy, the better the quality of life, the less women in that country had a bias towards 'male-looking males.'"
He says in another lecture that there are ~essentially~ two kinds of species:
1.) Competitive species where only 5% of males successfully mate with females. Typically the fittest, competitive, muscular, etc. Because those traits give the offspring a better chance of survival within that competitive world.
2.) Mate-for-life species. Pretty self-explanatory. In this kind of species, females tend to be more attracted to characteristics that would indicate a good life partner & good father. Aka, not muscular, competitive, violent, etc.
He mentions, however, that human beings are one of the only species that exist somewhere BETWEEN these two classifications. So it makes sense that there's a huge mix of what people are attracted to in the U.S... We're a 'developed' country in many ways, but we're also highkey not in many ways. Sapolsky mentioned that the Scandanavian countries - which we know are wayyy more stable than us - skewed heavily away from the stereotypically 'masculine' features.
SOURCES: "17. Human Sexual Behavior III & Aggression I" on CZcams
Thats period but why am I, a gay man, attracted to men? Is it the same reason as women are to men or-
@@yoshi9371 Ahahaha that's a very big question that I sadly won't be able to answer completely.😪 I do know that our modern conception of 'sexuality' is a social construct. The words "homosexual" and "heterosexual" were created in academia around 1890s. Sexuality isn't necessarily a ~fixed~ thing, it's an ongoing process that's a lot more flexible than our general society currently defines it. Which means there are many MANY factors that play into attraction. The factors I listed above could still apply, but they certainly aren't the only ones. It's just one massive amalgamation of biological and environmental factors.
Sorry haha, this probably wasn't as clear of a response as you'd hoped, but it's just such a nuanced and difficult topic to cover briefly. 😅😅
@@pattyrut it helped a lot thank you
I gagged. This snappeddd. I'm on lecture 9 by him. Can't wait till I get there. This explains a lot. Thank you
I can see the logic but i'm skeptical that it's not just about sex Both tall thin men and broad muscular men are able to easily hold up their own body weight = longer boning time for some positions
This was basically almost an hour of intrusive thoughts winning but I love every minute of it lmao
ConstableFrozen was a wild tumblr blog because honestly their editing was top tier. It took a long time for people to realize that a lot of their work was actually fetish art because it just looked like strange, but well done edits.
ConstableFrozen. A name I haven’t heard in years…
they're still posting lol
“Is your butthole dark?” Caught me SO off guard I choked from laughing😂😂
Sarah: "I wish someone would fetishise me!"
Also Sarah: Is a lesbian, who are arguably THE MOST fetishised
How is she a lesbian when she literally regularly hooked up with men lol
@@Rh-sl2kt oh dear, you sweet summer child... 😂😂
@@jhart1127 CZcams user "J Hart" about to burden me with the knowledge of bisexuality
@@Rh-sl2kt maybe sarah hasn't hooked up with a man in years, have you considered how time works?
@@violatingcommunityguidelines I didn't know sexuality had a shelf life.
Y’all should do an episode on finsta accounts/sorority social media rules lol every time I explain that world to people it blows their minds
We don’t have sororities here I’d watch the shit outta an ep on that culture
That’d be hilarious bc Sarah was in a sorority so I, as someone that went to a college that didn’t have a single ounce of Greek life, would love to hear her personal experience
It’s very interesting I was in one graduated from one and it fits all the checks for a “high control group” aka cult lol
I might need and explanation lmao, there are rules to posting if you're in a sorority?
@@caity3146 there’s rules to everything if you are in a sorority
I love that we started playing fuck, marry, kill towards the end but just skipped between fuck and brutally murder.
“furries walked off the mayflower!” by far my favorite joke to come out of this podcast
This podcast is my THERAPY. Ive looked forward to Mondays ever since this podcast started. The vibes are absolutely **immaculate**
Can’t believe they didn’t mention the green m&m when they were talking about food mascots
I just wanna compliment Brittany on her makeup. The eyeliner is so defined and even.
Love to see these amazing people losing their minds on the internet.
Y’all couldn’t think of one lesbian that makes happy music when Jojo Siwa is right there
17:25 "you said geode the other day and it *rocked* my world" good pun
“Why is [Elon Musk] alive?” Sarah asking the REAL questions
My grandma is in her 80s and calls all cats pussies and it kills us. She's so innocent and doesn't say anything like that. 🤣🤣🤣
Mine does the same 🤣
The Pete Davidson thing is like the “she let me hit because I’m goofy” effect
I listen to the new episode every week while I eat my vending machine lunch after my calc class before I have my weekly therapy appt. It really sets the ambience.
this is the perfect balance of 'not giving a shit' and 'giving too many shits' that i aspire to be i stg
Honestly me too. I sit in my school’s horridly depressing dining hall, eating my concerning mystery fajitas, and listen the new episode every Tuesday before my precalc class
In a week you’ll be hearing “you seem upset today; did Sarah mention the elves again?”
@@bunnyfrosting1744 "did Brittany talk about the cann1bal cookbook again?"
"if there's ever a moment to make sure you're alone..." I live with roommates that blast their music when I sleep, let's turn this to 100
I think the reason why Nani from Lilo & Stitch is so hot is uh the guy who designed the characters, directed, wrote the movie, voiced Stitch, etc, Chris Sanders, actually draws lewd stuff 😅
What-? WHAT
Omg just googled his art. All the ladies look like nani 😭😭😭
hooooly shit. He loves the thick thigh girlies. Honestly respect.
this recontextualises everything... 🤢
I love his art so much. He also did Crudes and HTTYD character designs
Ever since Brittany said on that other podcast (I can't remember the name of because I'm high) that they were going to be talking about this topic I have been so excited for this one.
This phenomena is so funny and interesting
Most recently she was on Not Too Deep
same!
Liking this comment for the honesty lmao
the Sefoam thing is just how Greeks came up with Uranus and Aphrodite's story. time is a circle
“My mattress is stained with yearning” is absolutely ✨inspired✨
every single topic just makes me smile knowing the chaos that’s about to ensue, love y’all so much please never stop being yourselves
The furry community’s Mayflower was Noah’s ark 💀
wouldve absolutely accepted the ‘lemme hit it’ on the “thinking of kms lately”
no same.
i work in a middle school and my coworker has a sticker on her water bottle of a picture of ted cruz captured “this person ate my son” and no 6th grader in michigan knows who ted cruz actually is so they all think he’s a cannibal murderer. 🤪
I SAW A PIC OF ONE OF THOSE ON A CAR LMFAO
@@angel127_ she has the best stickers on her car. one says “robert pattinson fan first, feminist second” and “me and my girls love oat milk lattes” with the grim reaper on it she’s a legend and the kids don’t even know it. way over their heads. brilliant.
the 20 min adhd side bar of murder or smash of literal brand mascots was phenomenal
i do also have to burst the bubble that very few elected officials run their own socials so there might actually be a chance that it was a staff member that accidentally thought they were on their own account liking the infamous tweet
Yes. But also, I feel like staff members are so careful to not do that. I also feel like Ted would be horny on main. It’s in his eyes.
@@katehoff8059 staffers tend to be in their early 20s to early 30s and I promise you it's not as prestigious as you think
I choose to believe it was ted cruz on 9/11 liking porn. I choose to believe it. lol
sarah didn’t even notice when they said “you said geode the other day and it ROCKed my world”
Brittany screaming “IM FEELING REAL WHET” is something I’m going to be repeating for the next 3 months.
At the gym listening to this
Have two 50lbs dumbells over my face
Sarah says she wishes she could bite into Wallace and Gromit
Nearly bash face in with weights laughing too hard mid set.
Have to pretend I'm choking when entire gym looks at me
slayyy
this beats the time I dropped my groceries walking home and listening to the pod. I was mortified but I wasn't almost beating my head in, so you win this round.
main character
I get anxiety before going into work each day but listening to the podcast on monday’s helps me to focus on something else and really helps my anxiety! thank you guys for a great laugh and for being you!
Just thought of “what can you say at the dinner table and also during sex” tweet and I have come up w/ “imma eat this shit up 😩”
yall should do an episode on podcasts, specifically really shitty, misogynistic ones or the ones where the hosts have 0 chemistry
we know ur talking ab the Timone and Pumba headasses 😭😭
The Lilo and stitch characters being “thick” was an early attempt at realistic bodies and positivity at the request of Hawaiians requesting they not be portrayed in white standards
every time im reminded that vore exists my lifespan shortens by a year
The ones that get it, get it, and the ones that don't, lose a year
commenting so you get you have to think about it again
The guy who created KFC had a pet crow named Jim so you’re not wrong about the KFC mascot being racist
Sarah and Brittany not knowing about vore, then a few minutes later talk about biting Wallace & Gromit and the Pillsbury Doughboy respectively. lol
So i dove into why buttholes are darker: reason1: more melanin in the area to protect the skin from inflamation. Anyone who's eaten spicy food can definitely confirm a butthole inflammation, guess it don't help that much; reason2: friction indeed - it hardens and darkens the skin; reason3: repeated stretching and folding appearently darkens the skin too; reason4: gaining weight causes body to produce more insulin to balance blood sugar levels, more insulin produces more melanin for some godforsaken reason and thus: darkening.
“People listen to this to clean” I’m literally listening to this while making dinner lmao
I WAS LAUGHING AT THE KEEBLER ELVES JOKE AND THEN SARAH JUST GOES "you can hear Hannah laughing" MY HEART STOPPED
“ i stain the mattress from my yearning “
that was amazing
i loved this episode
favorite so far
monday is my friday, y’all always help me get through the day and get ready for my weekend 😤💖
listening to you guys talk about food mascots while im working at a grocery store rlly enlightens my shift
You should do a paranormal episode and bring Brittanys mom on
I clean listening to this on my earbud while homeschooling my kiddo. 🤣 Not your target demographic but I look forward to every episode. My kid just shakes her head hearing me bust out laughing randomly. She's into fanfic so listening also helps me navigate that world!
idk why this is just like so ... beautiful to hear lol
@@nobodygutsme ikr, so sweet
thomas jefferson has an eagle fursona
God i love this fucking podcast. You guys have REAL chemistry and ACTUALLY laugh together so genuinely. Super super rare and consistently funny content ❤️❤️ you guys rock
Please please have a vocabulary section where yall go over 5 or so words 😭 I feel enriched knowing what lagoobrius means
clicking on this video as an asexual person i know this is going to be a WILD yet very educational ride for me.. very excited.
“Have you ever been like boogie boarding” was NOT how I was expecting that explanation to start 🤣🤣🤣
“ya gonna tell him to stop? he’s almost done!”
😭😭😭
- Ted Cruz about the “staff” watching porn
a podcast has never consistently actually made me laugh as much as you guys do and this easily has become one of my favorite podcasts! Please release these bi-weekly or start a patreon so we can get more content 😭
i am devistated this podcast has ended. these are my favorite and i watch A LOT of podcasts so it says a lot
I literally listen to y’all to clean, because I’m a custodian at a school . So HEADPHONES ONLY . Love y’all 😂🖤
I never thought I would be listening to a podcast where it’s debated whether or not the Hamburger Helper glove is hot but here I am and I am fully on board
this and chuckle sandwich are the only two things keeping me going rn.
I always have found it so wild that sexually charged content begun being released by people on their main accounts for all to see lol. Especially since I grew up with the inception of social media and literally saw this just happen
Brittany and Sarah are very much giving me Jenna and Julien vibes. I feel the same upbeat and silly tone. I don’t know why I chose the most sexual episode to state it….I’m really not sorry 🤷♀️
yeah! when she read E-Sports i was like Jenna is sponsored by E-Sports 🥲
ConstableFrozen was VORE?????? That was such a brief meme that i only ever saw in passing but finding out it was vore, of all things, is so jarring 🤣🤣🤣
They say every intrusive thought I’m too scared to say
The fact that I'd seen almost all of those tweets at some point 😭💀 how long have I been on this website
Saw a new one today: " im ngl batman is long as shit i fell asleep right after i came "
I love those " x is not hitting at all" tweets followed by some buckwild stuff right after
im glad yall are just being honest and no censor... kinda appropriate, but still honest...
love it and really hope it keeps going. love u both
this is what i watch while folding my laundry
im honestly surprised when yall were talking about food characters that the green m&m didnt get brought up, everyone is feral for her😂
This makes me feel so seen - lowkey thought I might be a sex addict but if my horny is the same as the best girls I’m here for it
Thank you thank you thank you, I've been so bored while working and needed this
The fact that one of the ads was for pringles. As soon as you spoke about the moustaches THERE HE WAS
best thing to start my week off… school sucks, bus is too loud so i drown them out with my favorite creators
This weeks been ROUGH on tiktok, so I absolutely 100% needed today’s episode thank you for your service 💖💖💖
Can’t believe they missed the obvious, Mr. Clean
The one and only other time I’ve heard lugubrious in a sentence is in the Hercules movie, when Pain (or Panic?) once refers to Hades as “your most lugubriousness”
shared this podcast with some of my coworkers last week… will not being going into the office for a while
I've been watching this during my monday lunches the past weeks and 10/10 would recommend. (especially if you are baked as a cake)
"you said geode the other day and it rocked my world" so sad nobody picked up on on this pun
Babe wake up Sarah and Brittany just dropped a new episode
love that the ted cruz incident happened on my 18th birthday! quite the welcome to adulthood
This has got to be my favorite episode, this genuinely made me laugh so much the entire time😂
'I love the way there so soft-spoken, and old'
11:26 the laughing after that was so wholesome