Kurt] (spoken) Aw, you can't just leave... [Ram] (spoken) Not when you're dressed like that... [Veronica] (spoken) Dressed like what? This is what I always wear [Kurt] (spoken) Yeah and it's torture! [Ram] (spoken) How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that? [Veronica] Dear Diary Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far... They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys I'm a rat in a trap, correction: I'm the cheese [Kurt] Hey there girl, ignore this fool He tries to play cool while he’s dribbling drool [Ram] Just trying to say in our friendly way That you’ve gotten hotter like every day [Kurt] OW!! [Ram] Hey there girl, avoid this punk He’s hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk [Kurt] There is no lie that dog won’t try When a tasty treat like you walks by, cause [Kurt/Ram] Once, you were geeky and nerdy Now you’re flirty, freaky, and dirty [Ram] You were nothing and nobody... [Kurt] ...but now you’re good enough to [Kurt/Ram] Get with me! HUH! You’re welcome, look where you are You’re welcome, you’ve won a football star! You’re welcome [Ram] Baby, what's that smell? [Kurt] That's the smell of me lovin' you well [Kurt/Ram] You're welcome! [They both "beat-box"] [Veronica] This is not a drill This is not a bad dream In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair [Ram] Come back girl, now don’t play hurt If you don’t want me starin’, why you wearin’ that skirt? [Kurt] We can’t be tamed and we can’t be blamed It’s all your fault that we’re inflamed! [Kurt/Ram] Cause once, you were grody and grotty [Ram] Now you’ve got a body like a Maserati! [Kurt/Ram] Stroke my fur, make me purr- [Kurt] Hey! You wanted to be [Kurt/Ram] Popular! [Kurt] Hit me! [Ram] HUH! [Kurt/Ram] You’re welcome, look where you are You’re welcome, come get your football star You’re welcome [Ram] You've joined the pros! [Kurt] Once we squeeze you You'll stay "squoze" [Ram] You’re welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee [Kurt] Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me! [Veronica] I got one last chance to save my ass What was that move from my self-defence class? [Ram] I’ll steal your heart like a thief Bring you sweet relief [Kurt] Call me Wendy cause you never wonder [Kurt/Ram] ‘Where’s the beef?’ [Veronica] They're a powder keg So don't yell or beg Stay friendly Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg [Kurt/Ram] No! Oh gross! This mud stinks! [Veronica] You’re welcome [Kurt] Back up fool you reak! [Veronica] You’re welcome [Ram] Well you smell like a sewage leak [Veronica] You’re welcome [Kurt] Wait dude, I'm pretty sure, this ain't mud it's [Kurt/Ram] Cow manure! [Veronica] You’re welcome [Kurt/Ram] Ah! It's everywhere! [Veronica] You’re welcome [Kurt/Ram] Hold on it's in my hair! [Veronica] You’re welcome [Kurt/Ram] Hey girl, now let's not dwell On the smell you can tell I could still be loving you well [Veronica] 'Swell' [Kurt/Ram] No, I'll be loving her well [Veronica] See you in hell! [Kurt/Ram] No, I'll be loving her well No I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be Lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin' her well! [All] You’re welcome! You’re welcome! You’re welcome!?
0:36
1:09
Kurt] (spoken)
Aw, you can't just leave...
[Ram] (spoken)
Not when you're dressed like that...
[Veronica] (spoken)
Dressed like what? This is what I always wear
[Kurt] (spoken)
Yeah and it's torture!
[Ram] (spoken)
How can you expect us to control ourselves
when you look like that?
[Veronica]
Dear Diary
Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car
I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far...
They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys
I'm a rat in a trap, correction:
I'm the cheese
[Kurt]
Hey there girl, ignore this fool
He tries to play cool while he’s dribbling drool
[Ram]
Just trying to say in our friendly way
That you’ve gotten hotter like every day
[Kurt]
OW!!
[Ram]
Hey there girl, avoid this punk
He’s hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk
[Kurt]
There is no lie that dog won’t try
When a tasty treat like you walks by, cause
[Kurt/Ram]
Once, you were geeky and nerdy
Now you’re flirty, freaky, and dirty
[Ram]
You were nothing and nobody...
[Kurt]
...but now you’re good enough to
[Kurt/Ram]
Get with me! HUH!
You’re welcome, look where you are
You’re welcome, you’ve won a football star!
You’re welcome
[Ram]
Baby, what's that smell?
[Kurt]
That's the smell of me lovin' you well
[Kurt/Ram]
You're welcome!
[They both "beat-box"]
[Veronica]
This is not a drill
This is not a bad dream
In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream
Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware
You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair
[Ram]
Come back girl, now don’t play hurt
If you don’t want me starin’, why you wearin’ that skirt?
[Kurt]
We can’t be tamed and we can’t be blamed
It’s all your fault that we’re inflamed!
[Kurt/Ram]
Cause once, you were grody and grotty
[Ram]
Now you’ve got a body like a Maserati!
[Kurt/Ram]
Stroke my fur, make me purr-
[Kurt]
Hey! You wanted to be
[Kurt/Ram]
Popular!
[Kurt]
Hit me!
[Ram]
HUH!
[Kurt/Ram]
You’re welcome, look where you are
You’re welcome, come get your football star
You’re welcome
[Ram]
You've joined the pros!
[Kurt]
Once we squeeze you
You'll stay "squoze"
[Ram]
You’re welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee
[Kurt]
Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me!
[Veronica]
I got one last chance to save my ass
What was that move from my self-defence class?
[Ram]
I’ll steal your heart like a thief
Bring you sweet relief
[Kurt]
Call me Wendy cause you never wonder
[Kurt/Ram]
‘Where’s the beef?’
[Veronica]
They're a powder keg
So don't yell or beg
Stay friendly
Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg
[Kurt/Ram]
No! Oh gross! This mud stinks!
[Veronica]
You’re welcome
[Kurt]
Back up fool you reak!
[Veronica]
You’re welcome
[Ram]
Well you smell like a sewage leak
[Veronica]
You’re welcome
[Kurt]
Wait dude, I'm pretty sure, this ain't mud it's
[Kurt/Ram]
Cow manure!
[Veronica]
You’re welcome
[Kurt/Ram]
Ah! It's everywhere!
[Veronica]
You’re welcome
[Kurt/Ram]
Hold on it's in my hair!
[Veronica]
You’re welcome
[Kurt/Ram]
Hey girl, now let's not dwell
On the smell you can tell I could still be loving you well
[Veronica]
'Swell'
[Kurt/Ram]
No, I'll be loving her well
[Veronica]
See you in hell!
[Kurt/Ram]
No, I'll be loving her well
No I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be
Lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin' her well!
[All]
You’re welcome! You’re welcome! You’re welcome!?
YUMEKOOOO
The end💀
Their a power keg,so dont yell or beg.(finish)
stay friendly then gently accidentally sweep the leg!