Lmao. Marijuana doesn't cause your eyes to go into a forced squint while they twitch and flinch because you are holding them in an unnatural position. Yall a bunch of rookies if you believe this shit. The only funny part was how obvious it was a grown man was putting on a show to make sure everyone watching knows he had ingested some thc beforehand. Smh goofy fucker.
@@futuoinvictus7669 "Marijuana doesn't cause your eyes to go into a forced squint while they twitch and flinch because you are holding them in an unnatural position." .... what? It's not exactly news that you look happy and tired when high as fuck. Sure, if you're a "pro" (=smoke so much it barely affects you as your tolerance is so high) then guess what; you won't be high as fuck due to that tolerance. Never thought I'd see pothead elitism but here it is. Fuck me.
Thats what a person trying really hard to look really high looks like. That is not what thc does to you. Maybe if you're nodding out on H. This is a show and im blown away people cant see that.
If either of you guys ever feel like unloading feel free to message, it's good to talk.. I'm a good listener and I occasionally have some good advice, but, seriously though.. if you want to talk I'm right here.
these two blind guys are always such an inspiration, always laughing, smiling. they have every reason to be down on life, yet here they are, joyful and enjoying life!!
In response to half the commenters on this channel, I LOVE watching videos with these guys. They've made me cry so many times. I watch this stuff alone and occasionally laugh out loud, but it's so much better watching it with people who are enjoying it as much as you are. Peace and love, brothers.
@@pierreo33 It's not my fault you fall for propaganda when it comes to communism vs capitalism. How do you think north Korea became oppressive? Research the history of the 38th parallel.
For the pace, and how short it is, it's pretty impressive for a rough overview. It leaves out a lot of the history of Africa and the Americas and there's nothing of Australian history except to say it was a penal colony, but the stuff included is fairly accurate.
By the way where the hell are we legit there can be a history of the world part 2 but it would be named history of the human race and it just records the history of space expansion and space history of humans because it said “where the hell are we”
You realize the "space race" wasn't actually about being the first to space right? It was more of a war of space technology and both were pretty evenly matched, I think the US slightly edges out the USSR, moon landing was just the cherry on top
@@Hidden_Seeker_ sounds like someone forgot about the FLOPNIK!!! Also, whether the space race was about space tech or not it was still a big hit to American morale at the time.
Lol glad you guys watched this, this video is such a trip. I've probably watched it a thousand times to actually process all the crazy shit he says, you got to replay a bunch of times and pause it to read the text to really get a grip on how much information he crammed into it. Literally the history of everything haha
If you think Americans won the space race, you probably don't know a hell of a lot about the space race. The Soviet Union was the first to do pretty much everything. First artificial satellite, first animal in space, first person (and first woman) in space, first space walk, first re-useable space station, first craft landed on the moon, first pictures from the moon, first everything. The only thing they didn't do first was land a man on the moon. (And apparently the team responsible for the tech behind the Soviet space program burst into applause when they say Apollo 11 land. Pretty cool of them.)
I am a security guard by trade, so knowing about when and what type of alarms and tests are going off is important in my line of work. Ever since the "War On Terrorism" started in 2001, the Department Of Homeland Security, and other state homeland security departments, have arranged for routine Emergency Alert System (EAS) tests to take place on NOAA Weather Radio, commercial radio, and television on a weekly, and statewide, on a monthly, basis. A nationwide EAS test takes place at least once per year. Most of the time, the EAS gets activated for severe storms, tornadoes, and hurricane alerts. They would be activated in the event of a nuclear attack, and is known as "All Hazards Radio". Most states have regular Tornado Sirens tests on a regular basis, and would be used as an Air Raid Siren in the event of a nuclear attack. In the State of Ohio, where I live, the Tornado Sirens are tested at Noon on Wednesdays, and twice on Saturdays, at Noon and 4:00 PM in the afternoon. If I hear a tornado siren going off at a different time than these times, I immediately turn on the radio or television to find out if a possible nuclear attack is about to take place.
He was so rich, he crashed the mediterranean economy by dumping gold on everyone when he was doing the Hajj (visit to Mecca that every muslim is supposed to do) . On bis way back, he realized what he done and just tried to buy all the gold back, which actually made it worse. The gold prices had to recover for a good decade. His entourage consisted of thousands of people, merchants, armies and pack-animals transporting all sorts of trade goods. Let me get this straight, he was flexing so hard, he crashed probably the largest economic area in the world at this point. Gangstas flexing with their money and cars today aren't even close to that level of flexing.
@@johnross101 but there was no benefit of getting to the moon for what a couple of rocks and a flag for propoganda. The Soviets by sending Sputnik to space gave birth to Sattelites, Digital signal, the birth of modern technology including cable TV and GPS.... What Americans achieved was gather some rocks in fact they sent about 12 missions to gather rocks in the moon. In the process wasting billions.
@@theadidastm609 Russia got the 1st win, but the moon required so much more development of new technologies and especially computing that lead to the next wave of revolution electronics and high speed communcations.
Hahahaha love your reaction, fun fact, I live in Queensland Australia in the Bay Area and have been to St Helena Island where they sent the convicts with leperacy. We use to go on primary school excursions to see all the old convict cells etc. I’ve been over a few times by ferry and it’s very eerie.
What this person so confidently left out is that the first modern humans came from Africa. Then some migrated from Africa to Europe, India and Asia where they de-melanized . So we all come from Africa!
Soviet Union: First animal in orbit First animal in orbit that came back alive First human in space First animal in orbit of the Moon Even the first animal that landed and came back from the Moon. America (with the help of German scientists Wernher von Braun who build the Nazi V2 rocket): First human on the Moon Who's the winner here?
If you look at the Space Race from the perspective of an actual race, it doesn't matter who led for most of the time, only who crosses the finish line first. Back when the space race was in full swing, the US set landing a man on the moon as their goal/finish line. So if you accept that as the finish line, the Soviet Union led for most of the race but America caught them, passed them, and finished first. I'm not familiar enough with the Soviet space program to know if they ever intended to go to the moon, but if they did intend to do so, then the Soviets quit mid-race and never finished. If they never intended to go to the moon, then its impossible to say who "won." Its tough to declare a winner if the racers don't agree on where the finish line is.
Sadly they missed the part where the first photosynthesizers used a different frequency of light than the plants we have today so the sky wasn't blue... I forgot what color it was off the top of my head.
One of my favorite quotes of all time is still "And Japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government!" Lmfao, best oversimplification I've ever had the pleasure of hearing!
Not sure what the last video I watched that 2 dudes who totally look "Stoned to the Bone" hosted. Enjoyable video, Gentlemen. Keep up the good work. New subscriber here.
you could blindfold em with a shoelace
hahahaha
Actually you could blindfold them with dental floss.
Lmao. Marijuana doesn't cause your eyes to go into a forced squint while they twitch and flinch because you are holding them in an unnatural position.
Yall a bunch of rookies if you believe this shit. The only funny part was how obvious it was a grown man was putting on a show to make sure everyone watching knows he had ingested some thc beforehand. Smh goofy fucker.
@@futuoinvictus7669 "Marijuana doesn't cause your eyes to go into a forced squint while they twitch and flinch because you are holding them in an unnatural position."
.... what?
It's not exactly news that you look happy and tired when high as fuck. Sure, if you're a "pro" (=smoke so much it barely affects you as your tolerance is so high) then guess what; you won't be high as fuck due to that tolerance.
Never thought I'd see pothead elitism but here it is. Fuck me.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pot heads trying to keep up with a guy on speed.
Pezfeo nah that’s LSD he’s on. Haha
eiwaz 14 don’t know about all that my due.
@@PivotMaster474 stfu
@@PivotMaster474 c'mon man you're putting a bad rep on all white people saying shit like that
@@PivotMaster474 Bill Wurtz is Arabic
*giggles at "dank valley" with his eyes practically shut.
These guys are FRIED.
BLAZZIN
"Time to plant some GRASS" awww ye
For sure 😂😂
5:39
Or they just giggly bitches like me because I laughed at basically everything and I ain't even close to being high
I feel high just looking at y'all lmfao
Nora Markham I CACKLED
Thats what a person trying really hard to look really high looks like. That is not what thc does to you. Maybe if you're nodding out on H. This is a show and im blown away people cant see that.
Futuo Invictus nah they look genuinely high to me
@@futuoinvictus7669 lol you haven't smoked enough
Lol its like a contact high
Y'all too high for this lmao
No no, *just enough.*
They still followed it better than most reactors lol
Haha I was wondering the same lol...
@@SomethingSeemsOff not enough
You have to be high to even watch the video they're watchin'
Calling nukes an extinction ball is probably the greatest thing I have ever heard
Finish Him!!
haha, that was the only time in all of their videos I've watched when I had to go back 5 seconds thinking..."Did I just see Extinction Ball?!"
The devil's lettuce at work
Lol
I fucking immediately thought that too.
Haaa
The devils lettuce is just trying to make a living stop hating smh
Huh? Wha..? The devil is a lettus farmer?
Black guys and reacting to stuff
Name a more iconic duo
No vaccinations and measles
I just saw this phrase on a reddit video before watching this one lol
These guys and fat blunts
@@battlerifle8642 mission failed.
@@battlerifle8642 White People and their many insecurities regarding the black race. Very iconic
I’m going through a really really tough time in life, and laughing ‘with’ you guys has really kept me going. Thanks, my dudes.
WraithsandRoses chin up 😉😊
Sorry to hear that, fortunately the internet can sometimes be a wonderful place.
As am I. This channel is one of the few things tvat keep me from taking that final step.
If either of you guys ever feel like unloading feel free to message, it's good to talk.. I'm a good listener and I occasionally have some good advice, but, seriously though.. if you want to talk I'm right here.
Seems we're going through the same type of fase and this channel is also one of my favorites for bringing me some joy.
Best reactors on youtube! No ego, just two cool dudes
Tyrone Magnus could learn a thing or two while he's going his 200th try not to laugh reaction or sitting silently watching Naruto.
Reactors?? TheseGuys Are Nuclear??? GREAT SCOTT!!!!
no ego looks like negro
@@Frank75288 lol i just noticed that my self, i didn't mean that though
Am theyre high before every video
"it's a STARRRRR.... New shit just got made" lmao now see.... This is how things should have been explained in High School lol.
There's a 'clean' version without the cursing that schools are starting to use now :)
@@MaceGill Is that a good thing....?
@@billboardbraggins1443 For educators to show the film in class? Yeah, I'd say so. I prefer this one, though.
I got shown this video last year in world history.
The look on y’all face as you take in the information is priceless it goes from confusion to enlightenment
these two blind guys are always such an inspiration, always laughing, smiling. they have every reason to be down on life, yet here they are, joyful and enjoying life!!
either you 2 are high af or both watching the smallest tv ever lol
lmfao. Underrated nice one.
I'm impressed at how well you guys remember stuff, all things considered...
Ty 🤐lab!!
This exactly, guy on the right paid attention in Social Studies/ World History classes
The history of the entire world was already one of my favorite clips on CZcams and now yall made it 100 times better fellas! Keep up the amazing work!
Now I feel special thanks for the heart! 😂🤘
In response to half the commenters on this channel, I LOVE watching videos with these guys. They've made me cry so many times. I watch this stuff alone and occasionally laugh out loud, but it's so much better watching it with people who are enjoying it as much as you are. Peace and love, brothers.
guy on the left looks perpetually high
guy on the left is perpetually high
JUST the dude on the left?
He just has allergies😉
Is that your left or my left ?
Answer: Yes. -(8D
You guys gotta do History Of Japan
Young MC Japan’s not real it’s a myth
Nah fuck that.
Fuck japan
What’s a Japan?
Oh yes please watch History of Japan, made by the same guy.
"We can make a religion out of this"
My favorite part has always been: "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER!" Thanks for reacting to this, guys!! XD
man that was informitive....and i didnt expect it
A total cock of shit.
Disinformative*
@@SCAMDEMIC2023 yep
@@thegreenwave6741 the reality of the universe is hard to grasp i guess
@@pierreo33 It's not my fault you fall for propaganda when it comes to communism vs capitalism. How do you think north Korea became oppressive? Research the history of the 38th parallel.
As a history teacher, I can confirm that this is a very accurate and vague depiction of the history of the world.
For the pace, and how short it is, it's pretty impressive for a rough overview.
It leaves out a lot of the history of Africa and the Americas and there's nothing of Australian history except to say it was a penal colony, but the stuff included is fairly accurate.
Never seen Rondo question his own “okay” more than this lol.
"Some people have no friends."
"Some people have no food."
we can make a religion out of that
@@Druuna55 no don't
By the way where the hell are we
legit there can be a history of the world part 2 but it would be named history of the human race and it just records the history of space expansion and space history of humans because it said “where the hell are we”
Oh you definitely need to go to Amsterdam guys.
"let's race you to space"
"we won"
technically, the USSR won the space race.
the US won the _lunar_ race.
You realize the "space race" wasn't actually about being the first to space right? It was more of a war of space technology and both were pretty evenly matched, I think the US slightly edges out the USSR, moon landing was just the cherry on top
@@Hidden_Seeker_ that's because it's a misnomer but most people aren't aware of it, so a clarification is always good.
@@Hidden_Seeker_ sounds like someone forgot about the FLOPNIK!!!
Also, whether the space race was about space tech or not it was still a big hit to American morale at the time.
@Donald Glover Found the Flat-Earth'er.
dont be a douche
8:04 has me dead for some reason. "Oh."
Crazy how many ppl dont have a basic outline of human history, I mean its complicated stuff man... Reasons why this video is great
The history of Asia and the near east is a bit complicated
Written by who? Trust me every country knows their history. We don't want Europeans telling the whole world what our history is.
@@meriamm.432 oh please, cant u just enjoy the history video and maybe learn something? Get that negativity outta here
these dudes are so stoned they can hardly keep their eyes open
Noooooooooo?! You don’t say?! 😁😁😁
Love you guys. I'm a fat old stoner granny and you two always make me laugh out loud. Thank you!
You guys are so high, you look like Brock from pokemon
Great vid as always dudes
17:10
"Britain just found oil in the middle east. It makes cars go."
*American flag with eyes peeps*
Best part
I didn't even notice that 😂 good catch
Best part to me is Christopher Columbus discovering "the indies" and "Japan" lol
The funniest part is two guys trying to understand this video while high. I can't even understand it while sober. LOL
Maybe you're stupid?
Lol glad you guys watched this, this video is such a trip. I've probably watched it a thousand times to actually process all the crazy shit he says, you got to replay a bunch of times and pause it to read the text to really get a grip on how much information he crammed into it. Literally the history of everything haha
If you think Americans won the space race, you probably don't know a hell of a lot about the space race. The Soviet Union was the first to do pretty much everything. First artificial satellite, first animal in space, first person (and first woman) in space, first space walk, first re-useable space station, first craft landed on the moon, first pictures from the moon, first everything. The only thing they didn't do first was land a man on the moon. (And apparently the team responsible for the tech behind the Soviet space program burst into applause when they say Apollo 11 land. Pretty cool of them.)
...first space dog murder...
Yo - head bob - Waddup - shoulder check - Aite, umm... - bro check -
I scrolled down and seen that you typed what I was thinking. Great minds bro.
@@bierlichen1 Hahahahaha underrated comment
Okay, okay, okay
@@zmeon9441 yes! Cant leave that part out.
"You could make a religion out of that"
MetalAllDayAllNight this*
No don't.
This is the best reaction channel ever.
Yo someone needs to call NASA these guys are so high they'll need a rocket ship to come get them
I am a security guard by trade, so knowing about when and what type of alarms and tests are going off is important in my line of work. Ever since the "War On Terrorism" started in 2001, the Department Of Homeland Security, and other state homeland security departments, have arranged for routine Emergency Alert System (EAS) tests to take place on NOAA Weather Radio, commercial radio, and television on a weekly, and statewide, on a monthly, basis. A nationwide EAS test takes place at least once per year. Most of the time, the EAS gets activated for severe storms, tornadoes, and hurricane alerts. They would be activated in the event of a nuclear attack, and is known as "All Hazards Radio". Most states have regular Tornado Sirens tests on a regular basis, and would be used as an Air Raid Siren in the event of a nuclear attack. In the State of Ohio, where I live, the Tornado Sirens are tested at Noon on Wednesdays, and twice on Saturdays, at Noon and 4:00 PM in the afternoon. If I hear a tornado siren going off at a different time than these times, I immediately turn on the radio or television to find out if a possible nuclear attack is about to take place.
reaction at "SPACE DUUUST!" hahahhahah the best
Mansa munsa ... the very first flexer 😂😂😂
He was so rich, he crashed the mediterranean economy by dumping gold on everyone when he was doing the Hajj (visit to Mecca that every muslim is supposed to do) . On bis way back, he realized what he done and just tried to buy all the gold back, which actually made it worse. The gold prices had to recover for a good decade. His entourage consisted of thousands of people, merchants, armies and pack-animals transporting all sorts of trade goods.
Let me get this straight, he was flexing so hard, he crashed probably the largest economic area in the world at this point. Gangstas flexing with their money and cars today aren't even close to that level of flexing.
ussr: first man in space
ussr: first woman in space
ussr: first dog in space
usa: first man on the moon
usa: we won
This was funny & educational lol
19:17 if u are talking about who got to the moon first, yes then u won, but actually the first man in space was Yuri Gagarin and he was Russian.
thats like you got the first touchdown but by the end of the game we won 47 to 7
@@johnross101 but there was no benefit of getting to the moon for what a couple of rocks and a flag for propoganda. The Soviets by sending Sputnik to space gave birth to Sattelites, Digital signal, the birth of modern technology including cable TV and GPS....
What Americans achieved was gather some rocks in fact they sent about 12 missions to gather rocks in the moon. In the process wasting billions.
@@theadidastm609 Russia got the 1st win, but the moon required so much more development of new technologies and especially computing that lead to the next wave of revolution electronics and high speed communcations.
Your eyes are so close to closing that i'm convinced you are sleeptalking
That guy is seriously talented and funny as hell.
Never heard of him until he went on The Official Podcast. Glad he was on and found his channel. Dude puts insane work into his editing.
How to get 300k views:
1. Be high
2. Laugh at a vid.
Yeah it's called being relatable
Hahahaha love your reaction, fun fact, I live in Queensland Australia in the Bay Area and have been to St Helena Island where they sent the convicts with leperacy. We use to go on primary school excursions to see all the old convict cells etc. I’ve been over a few times by ferry and it’s very eerie.
Wow that's facinating
Best non-reaction reaction ever.
Watching dude on left strain to make sense and keep up with what the hell he’s hearing is awesome.
What this person so confidently left out is that the first modern humans came from Africa. Then some migrated from Africa to Europe, India and Asia where they de-melanized . So we all come from Africa!
Oh yea! I was waiting for you guys to do this one! One of my favourites!
Watching you watching this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
"Yo, what up, alright...so" is the beginning of every video hahaha. I wish I was that stoned rn hahaha mad love gentlemen
Ohhhh shiiii i've been waiting for this moment for so long this vid is amazing
hahaha this was the best/funniest thing I've seen all year.
That was awesome. Great channel fellas!
This is the funniest video of you 2 I have watched yet. Bravo!!👍👍👏👏😆
😄best reaction on this one ! Love y’all ! 2 of the best to watch !
I think you guys are great! Keep up the great videos!
Lol I laughed through the entire video 😂
you guys are awesome! thanks for the vids!
You guys are great. Keep 'em coming.
"The Greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff" 😂
Soviet Union:
First animal in orbit
First animal in orbit that came back alive
First human in space
First animal in orbit of the Moon
Even the first animal that landed and came back from the Moon.
America (with the help of German scientists Wernher von Braun who build the Nazi V2 rocket):
First human on the Moon
Who's the winner here?
The russians also used nazi scientists bro.
the americans
Humanity
The country that still exists
If you look at the Space Race from the perspective of an actual race, it doesn't matter who led for most of the time, only who crosses the finish line first. Back when the space race was in full swing, the US set landing a man on the moon as their goal/finish line. So if you accept that as the finish line, the Soviet Union led for most of the race but America caught them, passed them, and finished first. I'm not familiar enough with the Soviet space program to know if they ever intended to go to the moon, but if they did intend to do so, then the Soviets quit mid-race and never finished. If they never intended to go to the moon, then its impossible to say who "won." Its tough to declare a winner if the racers don't agree on where the finish line is.
A 20 minute video that renders all those years of school completely useless.
This is the best reaction video of anything I've ever seen anywhere. Subscribed.
the whole HISTORY OF ENTIRE WORLD was so legit and accurate
i enjoyed watching this with ya'll
Imagine watching 1:10 while high on weed.
Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of television than the construction of the pyramids. Alright, sleep tight.
never clicked on a video that quick!
This vid is 98% accurate. 2% are just change to fit the comedy.
Fellas....you have me cryin' every...damn..time. Thanks for awesome entertainment. Keep blazing those videos.
That was not only a hilarious video they watched, but it was actually a really good summary of the history of everything hahahahah
I like when you guys watch these educational videos. Though, you guys seem so baked that you probably won't remember shit.
This wasn't educational. And, I don't think these dudes smoke weed.
I'm permabaked and remember everything.
@@bierlichen1 Looool in that case I have a bridge to sell you.
@@joshgibson9732 that sounds like it was said by a dude who forgets everything including where the blunt is that
Apparently this vid is sending traffic to my Aladdin Trailer Reaction vid! (:
Just wanted to stop by, see wassup, say hi ☺️ what’s for dinner
Doctor Disney you’re for dinner
I watched this 5 times on acid :D
Best way to start my day! Thanx guys
Isn't Madagascar in Africa? He was literally talking about Africa when he asked what is going on in Africa 😂
It's nice to see a black man spend quality time with his son.
Wildstyles kinda uncalled for my dude
That was great reaction. Definetely enjoyed )
This is the best video I've seen since "Love and Theft"...@ 3:20 and 3:27, we started out as tampons
Sadly they missed the part where the first photosynthesizers used a different frequency of light than the plants we have today so the sky wasn't blue... I forgot what color it was off the top of my head.
I was high as hell thinking someone should do a complete history of the world and then I found this.... should make a religion about it🤣
Bro this channel has exploded in popularity... it was like 22K last I saw and now you're just under 100K.... grats guys
Lmaoo these guys high out of their mind
Wow I didn't realize I watched a 20min vid. Bill Wurtz is good
Yeah, I've watched that video like 3 or 4 times now ever since I first watched it like two years ago. It really does fly by.
This was great, I actually watched it twice!
Best reaction channel on CZcams; all the other's are just cheap imitations of The Lab.
thats 40mins god damn
I actually enjoyed this 😂
One of my favorite quotes of all time is still "And Japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government!"
Lmfao, best oversimplification I've ever had the pleasure of hearing!
hahaha yoooo like 3 seconds in, I was like these guys high as hell
FINALLY! Thanks guys. Hope you enjoyed it
Not sure what the last video I watched that 2 dudes who totally look "Stoned to the Bone" hosted. Enjoyable video, Gentlemen. Keep up the good work. New subscriber here.
I’m so glad you guys found Bill Wurtz! This video and his many other videos are hilarious. History of Japan is another good one.
Love you guys, but paint that damn wall.
They’re always too high to get around to it.
that dude must be sponsored by champion haha
Man y’all cats are hilarious, keep it up!!!
hell yes ive been waiting for you guys to see this