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Women: why do men take so long on the toliet?
Men:
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Hell yes
Oh i though of something else first...đ€Ł
needed to be said
What, women don't play drums on the toilet?
His wife: What are you doing in there
Him: Diiiisordeeer
vincent hahahaha
Hahahahahahaha
Hahaha! XD
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAJAJAJAJAJAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Why is absolutely no one talking about the mini vodka and cigarettes LMAO
Just noticed them with ur comment thanks đđđ
Omg wow I want them!
Haha that's awesome
first thing I noticed
1000000000000000000% vodka it's the strongest vodka đđđđ that's all u need apparently
This dude needs to go on tour-
âComing to a toilet near youâ
G. Medina lel
L.O.L
Lmao
I'd pay for that!
Imagine walking into a public bathroom and hearing someone blasting out toxicity inside a cubicle
Ali Perry đ€
Good one hahahahaha
I'll be like," DISORDER! DISORDER!!!!"
Bruh Iâll pop out my miniature bass and we be rocking
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âWhat instrument do you play?â
Me: âItâs complicatedâ
*pulls miniature drums out of my pocket*
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Jajajajajaja
>Random person: What instrument do you play?
~Me: I play drums.
>Random person: Oh. So you you've never actually played a musical instrument then?
The PICCOLO DRUM SET
Person in the other stall: Hey everything okay in there?
Peter Scalise lmao good 1
Lmao
HA HA!
I have a bowel DISORDER, DISORDER, DISORDERRRRR
@@vangoghaway626 đ€Łđ€Ł
People: what instrument u play
Him: i play a little drums
@@YearsOVDecay1 relax man
@@YearsOVDecay1 jokes are meant to be retold lol
Plot twist: It's a normal sized drum set being played by a giant on the world's largest toilet
Plot twist it's a normal sized drum set playing a miniature man đ€đ„
Its impossible for human to grew that large and there is no toilet that big u idiot.
Hahaha
@@alkahfi1345 i bet youre funny in partys boy
Itâs 2d
*guy in the next stall slowly pulls out a miniature guitar*
Hahahaa lmfao!!
Greg Albanese r/woooosh
@Greg Albanese I know man. I know.
Hahaha
Dude!đđ€Łđhahahaha lmfao!
Random Guy Walks in Bathroom: "Oh hey, I love this song!"
2:31: Cymbal- âaight, imma head outâ
LMAOOOO
Aight
Must have went back to China.
Aight y'all holler back I'm bout to slide out.
Show must go on
Wife: "Honey, what are you doing int the bathroom?"
Husband: "NOTHING! LEAVE ME ALONE! GOSH!"
I read this as Randy from South Park đ
@@ayobcollects8627 I read this as me from real life đ
@@ayobcollects8627 episode?
@@arianaml743 hahaha well probably 'cock magic' is the most like this comment. Go watch it hehehe
The funniest part is that definitely looks like a public bathroom lol
Girls: omg lets go to the bathroom and take some selfies lol
Boys:
This is alot more sad if you ask me. But I gotta give my props anyway for this talent even tho it's pretty useless.
2019 girls: omg lets go to bathroom and take selfies.....
1987 girls, omg lets go to the bathrooms and powder our noses....
make america great again...
Big Billy Goat Gruff I like to powder my nose đ
Big Billy Goat Gruff What kind of powder? Iâm trans but Iâll suck it up for some nose candy.
@@elliot6166 cocaine
The legend says this drumkit was used by Lars Ulrich for St Anger.
Best comment EVER!!!
The legend say this comment was stolen on another video
@@G0UDIE well i didn't know but I appreciate the effort to tell me 2 years later :D
I lol'd so hard when that mini cymbal fell off the toilet seat...he just kept on playing like a true pro. Unreal.
That is a true pro
I know why you did this in the toilet...
_Natural Reverb_
& nice Acoustics!
And because its TOXICITY, duh!
If offen think about that when i take a great sounding shit
Right?
Probably so the noise of the drums echoes and less bakground noise
ArtusWalker all his videos are in the bathrom
**davie504 slowly pulls out his miniature bass**
Daaahahahaaaa!!!
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Whatâs up staplers?
That awkward moment when you think your being hilarious referencing Davie504 and auto correct fucks you over by changing âslappersâ to staplers đ€Šââïž đ
SLAP LIKE
Friend: "What kind of music do you listen to?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda difficult to explain..."
You LITERALLY just copied a joke written by someone else that got far more likes you mindless turd.
@@picklejho69 oh noooo, calling the internet police right now! weee wooo weee wooo
@@faekalkardinal meh, if you want that insult to have more punch, don't say the Internet Police, nobodies scared of those dorks anymore. Just say you'll call the Waaahmbulance, never fails to send people into a quivering rage in person. Especially if you respond to all their subsequent comebacks with, "WAAAAAH, WEEEEEHHHH, WAAAHHHHHHHH"
And since you're having a cry about me having a cry, you get the Super Babby Waaahmbulance. WAAAAAAHHHHH YOU BABBY WAAAAAAHHHH
I love how thereâs a pack of like miniature cigarettes and a like a miniature bottle of vodka or something đ
Took me a sec to find it lmaoo mini things are awesome
You like mini things? Zippp..
Marlboro black reds and absolute vodka
Drumer starter pack
@@Letsrideht8806
Marlboro black reds? Lol
U mean just reds.
And yeah hilarious little bottle of absolute.
Her: I bet heâs thinking of other girls
Him:
facttttts
iPerkzy It wouldnât be as fun if I just typed âI bet he is masturbating right nowâ
All day everyday this is on my mind đ„
iPerkzy Iâm WhEeSiNg
iPerkzy LOL
That brings a new concept for âbeating it in the bathroomâ
*@Richard Hetfield, lol Funny shit.*
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Lmao good shit
hahaha
This comment is sooo underrated.
? What do you mean? This is always what I've meant..
Tiny kit was prolly like: âwell they real zildgians, thatll be $1000 per little cymbalâ
Only real percussion will understand this 10000 iq joke
They're Sabians tho
@@RyandelaGarza LOL
Not a real percussionist, I understand the joke. I was looking at secondhand drums on classified the other day, ridiculously expensive.
No doubt lol
"I need to use the toilet."
"I'M BUSY!"
Me: mom can we get those drums
Mom: we already have drums
Drums at home:
There is nothing funny about this at all
@@txhellrazor4765 no u
ok
@@txhellrazor4765 right
This is an amazing comment
Me: Iâm going to sleep
CZcams: you would L O V E this video
Jared Mileika CZcams wasnât wrong.
Jared Mileika 4 hrs later...
Oh me too .. le sigh
Im boring of comment like this
Omg it's 1am and I didn't even notice
Can we talk about the fact that drumset was *handmade*
Damn is it?
um yea , so is any other drum set
Letâs talk
"The toxicity of this seat..of this SEAT"
The toxicity of the shitty!
Me: " I'm going to bed early today..."
Also me:
Mauro GermĂĄn exactly me
Mauro GermĂĄn makes us âđŸ
Mauro GermĂĄn i feel bad for the guy shiting next to him hahahah
1980 : "I bet there will be flying cars in the future"
2019 :
Lucien Leclerc this is better than flying cars tbh
There is. We call them planes.
This is so much funny jajaja... But, why in a restroom????
@@rafayork8920 echo
@@rafayork8920 tiles' echo
This is so impressive! These are lowkey some difficult fills on a full kit this guys accuracy is đđ
"Johnny, get off the toilet. There's more people living here, you know!"
-"Right after this song, mom..."
imagine sitting in the toilet next to this one and start hearing this
That shit would rock
Poop will come out easily.
Headbangs all the way until the song finish.
yes cuz the public toilet is the right toilet
Greg Albanese donât ruin the joke
the small bottle of absolute and marlboros really sell it
thank you, I didnt even notice them sitting there the first watch
the acoustics of the chamber pot were not an after thought
Where please?
O lol by the hat
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2:30 the show must go on
Dude the fact that I actually know how to play this on the drums makes me appreciate how impressive this actually is...
Lol also wtf did I just watch đđđ
Me: I'm going to bed soon.
CZcams: Hey, here's more of that 1am content that keeps you awake longer.
*a few hours later*
@@randommetalhead7 Update: it is September 28, 2019 and i'm still awake watching videos that are recommended to me.
Lmao..dude..its 1a.m.
That's me right now hahaha
Imagine hearing this when going to the restroom in the next stall over. đ
Is... is that toxicity?
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If all you could hear were the mini drums, and there was no other context, it probably sounds like what youâre about to drop in the shitter.
Win!
I would start singing 100%
I like when I can hear you playing. Donât ever stop that
I'm inviting this guy to my toilet for a concert
You got a little stool on your toilet lid.... Sorry couldn't resist.
Hi dad!
You know where the door is.
Alternatively: you've got a little throne on your throne.
I rewinded the video from the beginning to look for a shit stain on the toilet... until I looked at the stool and felt really really stupid
For anyone curious that's what flushers look like on many euro toilets.
Omg the tiny water bottle and pack of smokes đđđ
Absolute*
Lmao I didnât notice that
Shit I didnât even see that! Lol
Water! đ€ŠđŒââïž
Well spotted!
Really love the little water bottle on the left. Nice detail.
And oh... WTF!?!?! Sooooo great!
Stumbling across this video has absolutely made my day đđ
Nice to see that Lars was kind enough to lend the St. Anger kit for this video!
Zing
Bam!
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The remastered version is way good! Itâs a completely different sound!
I'm on the toilet watching someone play miniature drums on a toilet - is a scentence I didn't know I would say today
we've come a long way as humanity
Called the fuck out. Lol
Kind of gross too!!!
Lol
That comment is funny in so many levels. I can't work out if we should be praising humanity on how far we have come or shaking my head in dispair.
My daughter absolutely loves these videos!!!
I'm having a mental picture of a tiny, tiny drummer basically weeping with joy after finding that they've finally made a real drum set he can actually play.
*Person waiting to use bathroom* - "What the hell is taking so long in there?!"
I'm performing at a concert! You'll Get Your autograph! Just Wait! GOSH!
really a hallway or the corner of the bathroom wasn't anuf haha
Yeah I think we've all waited longer than 3 minutes buddy
Girls toilet: UGHHH so stinky here
Boys:
*@pig,*
*It's TRUE! Some girls can actually take a real hardcore shit! Diarrhea shit! And leave the toilet all FUCKED UP! X) WAY WORSE THEN A FUCKING PIG!*
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@@thefreshgreenbeast6458 haha
This is the greatest thing iv ever seen I need more sotd song played on mini drums đ€
This brings seated on a throne a whole new meaning.
When he tries to choke the cymbal
i'm dead. đ
Dimentia Supper đ where is that
Timestamp?
Here ya go fam
2:40
That has the be the best thing I've seen all month.
That was slick. đ
@@Averagemitskienjoyer44 God bless your soul
McDonaldâs worker: why is he taking a chair into the bathroom ?
Hahahahah
Tamir didnât even peep đđđ€Ż
I was having a crappy day, this video fixed it. Cheers!
itâs so cool, Iâm glad that someone made coub with this, which allowed me to find this channel.
2:32 ight imma head out
Knut Eivind Grimen lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you've made me skip part of the video to check that hahahaha
Impressive, but can you do massive drums with miniature sticks?
Grand Guru
Lmfao
Fucken dying laughing
Lol
SLAPPP THE BASS
O M G a Davie504 reference!!
There is a video on youtube of a guy playing metallica with dildos.
This is the kind of video I never knew I needed in my life!
Behind the scenes: he's sitting on an adjacent toilet
Co workers: what's that sound
Supervisor: that's John playing his miniature drums in the bathroom again...
Shane works at Walmart and is a terrible employee. His latest write up was a note posted to the wall saying:
"Shane, please stop playing little drums in the bathroom for 'ambiance'!"
Dude like again? How many times do I have to tell u not to play the drums in the bathroom!?!?
Me: *comes out of the bathroom sweaty*
Them: ........
Me: ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
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Mom or dad would be asking what you did in the restroom you:đ
Latrine is not good for your instrument !!
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So eclectic...I love it!
How the hell you can actually hit those things is something to be spoken for in itself! Then to be accurate with the song..... Thatâs some skill!
The longer u watch, the more u realize dude, this is an actually talented drummer, who's gone to the effort of not only setting up the mini kit, on his toilet, but perfecting the distance between hits etc to nail a S.O.A.D. cover even persisting after the hat fell.... Dude... I laughed so hard, yet appreciated the skill in this so much... GOLD! đđđ€đ
What made you so sure he did this in his own toilet, in his own house?
mike minaki itâs a public toilet, which makes this guy deserve even more respect lol
@@lvcyxvciii5801 thats a shower to the right
How did the bass drum work tho?
Came just to see the mini drum set really quick but stayed because this song is too good
Same! 10 seconds would have been enough, but i cant take it out...!
thia song nevers get old
Same, so damn good, couldn't take it out
Funny how the best of songs keep even the goofyist things worth watching lol
I stayed cause of the toilet
...idk how I got here..or why this is so satisfying to see...or why this drum set is more impressive than mine...why is this so awesome..I have so many questions
Love the group n love the mini drum set
This channel has that classic CZcams randomness and it's fantastic.
_"what taking you so long in the bathroom?"_
"Uhhhh... Male needs."
Love the mini bottle and mini pack of smokes sitting there next to the drum set lmao...and well played :)
Duuuuuude. Iâve watched a couple of your videos and I have to get one of these miniature drum sets now đŻ
Me: *Goes on about day*
CZcams: yOu kNoW wHaT yoU wOuLD rEaLLy liKE
Yeah, Basically. I could not believe my eyyess. xD
Imagine playing a real life sized one with massive drumsticks like this
Halestorm drummer has a part of their performance where He pulls out some giant drumsticks. Only reason I know is because I seen them live when they opened for shinedown. czcams.com/video/XIXw0RVUGUI/video.html
I think they would be like twelve feet long lmao
And massive hands
That just gave me a hilarious visual of a man attempting to play a drum with sticks the size of 2x4's while standing 10 feet away from the drum set... Lmfao you would have to improvise a crazy bass drum petal rig!
Look like pool sticks lol
The artistry is undeniable.. toxicity and he's doing it on the toilet.. brilliant
This dudes probably in the bathroom at work, on his lunch break. . .
RESPECT
whyd you play the drum kit on the toilet
YOU WANTED TO
Nataly RAW somebody whoosh me
@@stoneswamp r/whoooosh
@@anus333 it's. Woooosh.
Wooooshing is a dead meme anyways.
@@char7403 is it technically dead tho?
Honestly tHE BEST COMMENT IVE SEEN
News break. Man arrested in the mall for playing his miniature drum set in the ladies bathroom.
*@Campbellken80, lol That's some funny ass shit.* đđ đžđđ đđžđ
Florida
First world keep Looking good
Somebody have so much free time, very good same friend continous whit your mini drum
This is such a nifty little drum kit! âĄ
*Giving house tour*
Miniature drums: welcome to my recording studio
Person on tour: dude this is a bathroom
Miniature drums: yes it is also the house's bathroom
*takes a step to the right and points at the floor*
Miniature drums: and this is the bedroom
person: *visible confusion*
this all sounds like something my friend would say
Wife : "Hey honey stop playing that drum. It's too loud"
Me : "hmm ok"
Wife : "where are you going?"
Me : "take a pee"
Wife : "ok"
Me :
Cuyut Lemniscate đ€Ł
This is actually quite educational. Way better view of how your playing.
The cymbal said "aight bye" and this man just kept going... what a champ.
As a drummer myself
I just gotta say one thing
This is just amazing đđđđ
As a pumpkin my self and I got to say this is mashed patato
As a surrealist who doesn't conform to numbered amounts myself
I just gotta say one thing
My internal parrot jumps at squeaky noises made by the wet cotton wool as it speaks in a beautiful signing voice which cannot be imitated by an external parrot.
Blue as a colour generelly will never get to make love to me but it might if it wore a different coloured full body gimp suit but then it wouldn't be love, it would be a fun way to spend a Sunday
On a desert island a dyslexic man can escape with a fart
Shaun surname ok... so... hereâs the earth...
LOL what the hell... where did you get that tiny little water bottle and pack of cigarrettes!??
isnÂŽt that a absolut vodka bottle ? đŹ
They need a tiny fan to blow your hair back and cool you down as you rock out on your 1/20th scale kit......
Thank you for this info đ€Ł
He must've borrowed those from his sister's 'Band Slut Barbie' doll. My wife had one just like it. She comes with vodka bottle, cigarettes, and a miniature pregnancy test. You can also get the tour bus, and 4 band members that complete the set, but those are sold separately.
@@sasacho1s You're right.
that's awesome .thanks for sharing.a lot more difficult then it looks
Cant wait to learn this on my mini drums!
âDid you touch my drum set?â...
âNoâ......
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I think a babies balls would crush that poor tiny drumset LOL
I'm dead đđđđ
I was watching Cops!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
"John Bonham playing moby dick for REAL!"
If you think a normal sized drum key is easy to lose....
Skunk Ape how often
OH FUCK DONT MAKE ME THINK ABOUT IT.
That rolling in between kind a give a bend to the song...well blended!!
You got the beat on point even though the drum set is soooo smallđ€đ€đ€đ€
I donât know why this was on my recommended, not complaining though
Bro missed every single kick drum! That's messed up man.
You caught that too no foot bass hahahaha... sorry not foot bass.. I meant bass drum
I bet you could make a tiny kick drum with a pedal and brake cable.
No kicks, Mediocre bloodbag!
His foot is too damn big, that's all!
Before negative comments comming i want to notice you, that this is just a joke.
I didnt know I needed this in my life!
Omg you have to the baddest dude ... Wow mad Respect. You got my Respect and I'm Following
It took me until 2:30 to notice the tiny smokes and liqour to the left of the kit
Very nice video
I thought Iâve seen all until I realize thereâs a tiny cigarette package and a tiny vodka bottle
Alvaro Parra I wouldnât have noticed it if I didnât see your comment đ
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Lmfao this is golden
For once, my recommendations didnât fail me! New sub!
What a great place to play mini drums..