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Lifeline
Audio is fine, but Chris Farley autospy picture as your screen is fucking creepy.
Tim Dillon for president & problems solved.!! Yesssssssss..!!!!
Pat G no shit. I’m trying to eat over here, and he’s fucking staring at me.
As a cancel culture proponent, I demand a re-upload. Now.
Yes or yes.
Well these are absolutely some lame comments on here...
The only voice of reason left in this mad world.
and alex jones
That’s an oncoming train. Go to the light.
And Norm Macdonald
@@B1055BH Thank you, can never leave out that ol lump of coal! The mangrate, never forget.
AGREEEEEEEEE...!!!
Tim Dillon is so on top of his game he's doing telepathic podcasts
Very Big Brain Power 🧠
Steve Jobs I hear them all the time 😉
can someone photoshop some sort of brainiac tim dillon
I have the video muted and can still hear his beautiful voice in my head. Truly impressive.
He's probably just super hungover from partying after being on Rogan... I sure as hell would celebrate a bump.
This podcast is saving everyone’s life.
It really is
Yes it is
This podcast is curing Covid.
Really is
You speak truly
This is the #1 podcast in the world. Yes or yes?
DONT fuuuuggettabboutttit
Fuggedaboutit!!!! Fucking epic. Had it in my head for days. GC from beyond the Grave. This guys the VOICE !
Yas.
yes
how’d u get that???
Tim Dillon is my estranged father and I don’t know who to contact regarding that
Impossible
Who cares about that. Call your local government and tell them you support Ghislaine Maxwell's weather campaign, it's the only thing that matters.
@@queefstroganoff2643 Save the oceans
@@BlueprintsForHeadaches surrogacy is a thing. it's not unthinkable that some crazy broad broke the bank for a 3 Muskateer's wrapper full of Tim's seed.
The authorities. You will be going to jail.
"YOU CANT WASH THE GARLIC OUT OF YOUR DRESS!"
Rahul P
He is on Fire 🔥
Lllline of the day. Llllline of the day...
We smell you, from a million miles away!
...LOL... not: baby-girl smell like a 3-day old sausage and peppa under tha seat... #timdillon is a whole fool... LOL...
when you're hitting the refresh button impatient for Tim's hour of tangential screaming, you know this is the correct simulation
Man I was doin the same its 5 am in Ireland, timmy we need u to drop the podcast at 12 Irish time pretty please, this is a bribe Tim it's includes cocaine and a hit on meatball cuomo is included??
It’s funny I felt like I was refreshing an ungodly amount and then Bam!
Why don’t you just turn on push notifications under the channel alerts?
@@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 yeah but I hope it's uploaded early because its 5 am over here
Owen Johnson I hit refresh for 11 minutes every second then turned to dm’ing Tim directly asking where the episode was
There is literally zero doubt in my mind that Meatball shut it down because you beefed him on Rogan. Literally zero doubt. And if you challenge him on it, he’ll say it was Trump’s fault, like it’s a relevant and logical thing to say.
Agreed.
Congrats on your CNN hate speech segment
Couldn’t even put on a goddamned polo for the pic.
Rogans Fault
No doubt that it is a Polo t-shirt. Come on, man.
It’s probably a polo white-tee. Come on man. Basic math.
Just a sexy selfie!
@@B1055BH Its those loopholes that get me, damn 😳
Real estate agent code “not many boomboxes in the area”
...it’s a real knife fight out there in the Hampton’s
a real knife fight
Governor on Governor crime is out of control in this country.
Tim Dillon is the guiding light through the madness we all now navigate
It’s almost impossible to not laugh when Ben laughs 😂
Best thing about watching is seeing him silently crack up and eventually let out that laugh gets me every fucking time yes
THAT totally cracks me up!
I love Ben. He’s laugh is so infectious and is easy on the eye
Liam Bell 💯. And everyone else’s
Liam Bell I’m all about the female species but good looking has got to be celebrated no matter what the gender haha
There’s no other person I’d want with boots on the ground in the Hamptons fighting for my rights as a peasant than ol Timmy D
don't forget Officer Harris, great addition to the law and order ticket
...LoL...
This man is hilarious. “Transgender member of antifa before we have someone who smells like garlic” 🤣🤣🤣
A beautiful mind 😆
I started eating Magic Spoon when i couldn't afford my insulin anymore. Seems to be working just fine.
Tim: What was your impression of the area?
Ben: Its These…
Tim: That’s enough
AYYY I'M TONY FAUCI'S SON
Frank Fauci!
We must protect Timmy Dillon
At all costs
@@josef2012 JOe ORgan got his Navy SEAL crew onnit.
@@jordanmatchett8341 Joe Organ sounds like a skinamax parody. Where's Misty?
Got 1000+ rounds I'll pledge to him not being Epsteined.
Protect him by writing the promo code TIM when buying bluechew
Is Tim the the greatest podcaster of all time, yes or yes?
Yes.
Solid yes
Can’t decide, yes but on the other hand yes
I think yes
The loss of this podcast would be the equivalent to the loss of the Library of Alexandria
Well actually no, not really. You see, The Great Library of Alexandria in Alexandria, Egypt, was one of the largest and most significant libraries of the ancient world. Alexandria came to be regarded as the capital of knowledge and learning, in part because of the Great Library. Many important and influential scholars worked at the Library during the third and second centuries BC, including, among many others: Zenodotus of Ephesus, who worked towards standardizing the texts of the Homeric poems; Callimachus, who wrote the Pinakes, sometimes considered to be the world's first library catalogue; Apollonius of Rhodes, who composed the epic poem the Argonautica; Eratosthenes of Cyrene, who calculated the circumference of the earth within a few hundred kilometers of accuracy; Aristophanes of Byzantium, who invented the system of Greek diacritics and was the first to divide poetic texts into lines; and Aristarchus of Samothrace, who produced the definitive texts of the Homeric poems as well as extensive commentaries on them. ... etc. etc.
GhostsonAcid too long to read? Yes or yes.
@@B1055BH dude literally just explains what the Library of Alexandria is.. I think someone's cooking some ass burgers..
Roy Rules those sound nasty
"Can't wash the garlic out of your dress" Tim Dillion
That pic looking like a DM sent in response to a Robert Paul Champagne craigslist ad
Lol YMH changed since they got the studio and shit..or I did.. I haven't been able to watch it for so long.. it's just terrible now.
Most of what YMH now consists of is blasting hard-core porn and bullying disabled people...
@@iwanttoliveinthewoods that's when Tik-tok was still good, now it's all these kids dancing around.
🥺 🎵 🎶 *"...Rose's!"* 🎵 🎶
👉👈 🥀
🦵🦵
I thought this was gonna be another episode recorded in bed
Ballad of the Fat Girl with the Clean Car
“I know you’re trying to wash that off but it seeps out of your pores...” Tim is a national treasure must be protected from the Cuomo Corleone familia
Tim Dillon should consider making a podcast that is ALL ads, one after another, I’d watch it
Fuuuuuu! Lol I would too! Lol
I'm going to be so sad when Tim starts "doing coke again" and "overdoses."
Life in the big city 🤷🏽♂️
i would like to speak for tim - i did not kill myself i am being followed by the teamsters and in hiding thats why there is no video for this
At leat he has been sober for 8 years so its not a guarantee unless thats what the billionaires are doing lol
I'm glad to see Tim keeping alive the ancient American rivalry of Irish Vs Italians
“...Reese Witherspoon? No, with a knife!” 💀
PROTECT TIM AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!
this podcast is surreal, tims the only one whos been with us this whole year
The Tim Dillon Show is the only form of entertainment there is.
“She was like stabbed with a knife. Her name’s like Reese? Like Reese?? 🤨 And I’m like Reese Witherspoon? And he goes no with a knife... And I’m like... what a what a what a life this guy has...” 😂
Nobody annihilates the boomers like Tim Dillon
A man who isn’t afraid to kill your gma and gpa, ain’t afraid to shut down a Comedy club!
My favorite brother duo - Meatball and Alfredo. Cant wait for meatball’s new book about his amazing response to COVID 🤮
Yes how Fredo stood up to that aggressive thug! You know the 75yr old guy on a 🚲 with no criminal record.
Crazy, Tim has gotten so big that even the government tries to get this absolute powerhouse out of his job, but it won’t be done.
The 8 members of the tim dillion militia its time to put on the vest
I grew up around the corner from Lisa's Lounge. Stopped in one night to ironically have a beer and check out the spot I have passed so many times. Before I finished my beer, the only other patron casually dropped the n word while lamenting another bar in town that had a triple stabbing. Mind you, Lisa's Lounge was the crime scene of a double homicide. Life in the big city!
Tim tossing and turning at night worried about my retirement plan! 👍♥️
It was you, Fredo and Meatball. You broke our hearts.
Tim is the comedian we need today.
*hero
*messiah
*Epidemiologist
Have we eliminated the possibility that Oscar called in some type of threat to Governors Comedy Club? Similar to his Beirut attack.
That thing is fucking menace.
Tim Dillon is my infowars
The more seen we feel listening to Timmy, the more wholesome his content seemingly becomes.
You're a gem of a man.
This was an interesting podcast, as someone who just moved back to Long Island and can only think about getting the hell back out of here. Help.
Tim is probably the only comedian who makes me laugh out loud within 10 seconds of listening to him
Here's an idea: Just move the Tent. They do it in L.A. everyday lol
Vic at Nyte HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHOOOO (in the context of a rap battle.)
@@B1055BH lol🤘
Stop making sense.
"Muscles Marinara" omg tim you are literally saying what people are too afraid or oblivious to say
god bless ya son rofl
Dang its not as good when we can't see Ben cracking up :)
no kidding! I love watching him trying to keep it together while Tim rants
Use your imagination. Like back in the radio days.
@@akaElleLatham lol so old fashioned:) there's something about t.dillon looking to ben for confirmation that his rants are funny that I relate to. Anything for a laugh.
After much painful deliberation, I have reached a satisfying conclusion and my answer is:
Yes
Oscar needs his own podcast. Yes or Yes
He can be like Agent Jack Bauer the Unkillable.
Tim needs his dad on the show
And mermom too!!
I ate gabagool while listening.
Gobbled up some gooblegool!
LOOOOOOL! Tory Lanez! History Hyenas called him "Troy Lanes" and Tim Dillon just called him "Tory Lah-nezz." History Hyenas and Tim Dillon are the best podcasts in the world.
Can you elaborate plz lol 😂 I’m a Tory and Tim fan and I’d like to know what you is talking about haha
@@isaiahcorona6198 I'm a huge Tory and Tim fan too. I forget the timestamps, but Chris @ History Hyenas and Tim on this episode both mentioned the Meg Thee Stallion situation and they butchered the pronunciation of Tory's name so bad lol.
Tim is the kind of person I aspire to be
How does this guy not have 1Trillion views. Get him his own show yesterday, christ
Meatball captured Tim that’s why this is audio only.
Like Tim is broadcast this from the bottom of a well? “IT PUTS THE PODCAST ON THE AIR OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN”
@@B1055BH this
43:42
You ever get into Apple Jacks?
A little bit, yeah.
👌
Yes or yes? ✌🏻🏴
Heres fuckin hopin :)
Yes but no but yes also but afterwards no but still yes
Tell me you can buy a shirt from Mr. Dillon that reads, "YES OR YES?"
The Tim Dillon shutdown conspiracy
We know it was you Fredo🇮🇹😠
As a Rothschild member this is unacceptable.... No video
Go easy on him, he was a big player in the sub-prime mortgage crisis. He's far more of an asset to you, than a liability.
Look fam, we got a riverboat casino captain/mother boy vs an amnesiac career politician/corrupt DA cop. It’s not looking good for either side. It crazy that both presidential candidates are born in the 1940s! We need to get some actual people in-touch in 2024.
Whaaaaat? 😂😂
THIS BETTER BE COMING BACK LIVE FROM THE PORCH NEXT EPISODE
Ben laughing always makes my day
This man is a comedic genius ! As He himself once said “ it is a god damned crime ! That you; sir, are not WAY WAY WAY more famous and wealthy !!!”
He knows what real wealth is, to live life to it's fullest with passion and fun, to laugh at yourself, and others, not judging, sharing the love, what's going on is so horrific, I never dreamed I'd be laughing, at all this, he will be famous we need him. Love the costumes. What there doing to us isn't easy to take, when you have problems, and health problems and your in pain, you loose your sense of humor. This guy saved my life, it felt so good to laugh again, your pain goes away. It's so much fun to see him poking fun at these idiots that think we can't see through them. He risking his life, coming out with all this , god bless him. I feel like I'm not waiting my time watching some crude comedian, because he's educating people at the same time. But his delivery the voices, the faces he makes, the costumes, he is too much. Can't get enough of him.
Sneaky Timmy Dillon, secretly manifesting himself the most successful podcast in the world by vocalising it so much. 👍
"I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism. I helped make Mexico and especially Tampico safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefit of Wall Street. I helped purify Nicaragua for the International Banking House of Brown Brothers in 1902-1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for the American sugar interests in 1916. I helped make Honduras right for the American fruit companies in 1903. In China in 1927 I helped see to it that Standard Oil went on its way unmolested. Looking back on it, I might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents." -- Smedley Butler
Context
1954 Guatemala - The CIA overthrows the democratically elected Jacob Arbenz in a military coup. Arbenz is replaced with a series of facist dictators whose bloodthirsty policies will kill over 100,000 Guatemalans in the next 40 years. Non of them are democratically elected.
1959 Haiti- The U.S. military helps "Papa Doc" Duvalier become dictator of Haiti. Not democratically elected
1961 Ecuador - The CIA-backed military forces the democratically elected President Jose Velasco to resign. Vice President Carlos Arosemana replaces him; the CIA fills the now vacant vice presidency with its own man. (who is a rightwing nut and is not democratically elected)
1963 Dominican Republic - The CIA overthrows the democratically elected Juan Bosch in a military coup. The CIA installs a repressive, right-wing junta. (not democratically elected)
1963 Ecuador - A CIA-backed military coup overthrows President Arosemana, whose independent (not socialist) policies have become unacceptable to Washington. A military junta assumes command. (not democratically elected)
1964 Brazil - A CIA-backed military coup overthrows the democratically elected government of Joao Goulart. Puts a millitary junta in power (Not democratically elected) and later it is revealed that the CIA trains the death squads of General Castelo Branco (who is one of the facist dictators US puts in power).
1965 Dominican Republic- A popular rebellion breaks out, promising to reinstall Juan Bosch as the country's elected leader. The revolution is crushed when U.S. Marines land to uphold the military regime by force. The CIA directs everything behind the scenes. Openly protect facist dictator that they had put in power AGAINST the wishes of the people.
1971 Bolivia - After half a decade of CIA-inspired political turmoil, a CIA-backed military coup overthrows the leftist President Juan Torres. In the next two years, dictator Hugo Banzer will have over 2,000 political opponents arrested without trial, then tortured, raped and executed. (The dictator is not democratically elected either)
1973 Chile - The CIA overthrows and assassinates Salvador Allende, Latin America's first democratically elected socialist leader. The CIA replaces Allende with General Augusto Pinochet, who will torture and murder thousands of his own countrymen in a crackdown on labor leaders and the political left. (not democratically elected)
Between 1973 and 1986 there are many different attempts to put facist dictators in El Salvador, Honduras and Nicaragua. But they mainly fail and just leads to civil war without US getting their facist puppet governments.
1986 Haiti- Rising popular revolt in Haiti means that "Baby Doc" Duvalier will remain "President for Life" only if he has a short one. The U.S., which hates instability in a puppet country, flies the despotic Duvalier to the South of France for a comfortable retirement. The CIA then rigs the upcoming elections in favor of another right-wing military strongman. However, violence keeps the country in political turmoil for another four years. The CIA tries to strengthen the military by creating the National Intelligence Service (SIN), which suppresses popular revolt through torture and assassination. (this does not happen by popular demand or democratic elections)
1989 Panama - The U.S. invades Panama to overthrow a dictator of its own making, General Manuel Noriega. Noriega has been on the CIA's payroll since 1966, and has been transporting drugs with the CIA's knowledge since 1972. By the late 80s, Noriega's growing independence and intransigence have angered Washington ... so out he goes. (Noriega was not democratically elected and his removal was not done by democratic means either, just US being US)
1990 Haiti - Competing against 10 comparatively wealthy candidates, leftist priest Jean-Bertrand Aristide captures 68 percent of the vote. After only eight months in power, however, the CIA-backed military deposes him and put facist dictators to rule Haiti. (not democratically elected)
2002 Venezuela - The CIA attempts to overthrow the democratically elected government of Venezuela. America attempted to put Millitary dictators in power, however, the coup soon unravels when thousands of anti-coup protesters surround the presidential palace demanding Hugo Chavez's reinstatement.
And this is ONLY what the CIA admits to.
Watching Ben cracking up is needed meatball
I want to see Tim Dillon do a Colbert Report style show as a fake Alex Jones
Beautiful idea
Or a real Tim Dillon👍🏻
Tim Dillon for president & problems solved.!! Yesssssssss..!!!!
Tim POTUS Dillon yes or yes??? I'm not sure if TD is over 35. I think hes 34.
We need a Tim Dillon / Andrew Shultz collaboration
I’m new to this podcast. I am MORE than delightfully stunned! I LOVE IT!
Spill ALL the tea! 🔥❤️🕵🏼♀️🍵
29:48 with a knife 😂
So using this before it gets out
Uh, anti Italian racism usually leads to suicide that was def not “merder”
Nah, not anymore. They just suck now.
Uh, life ain't a Scorsese movie. The only thing dago eye-ties lead to is keeping an over exaggerated accent and selling you rental cars at enterpris.
He’s so good that he can call out my thoughts on a pre recorded show right after I have them 🤣
Tim Dillon fans, subscribe to Ray Kumps podcast... it’s Tim’s other half. One man ranting as hard as he does. Tim’s on the west coast, Ray on the east. Show him that well deserved love.
The real Ray Kump was devoured by hypebeasts, don't trust the clone.
“I’ll never let you turn the state into an olive garden,”...wow
After an unsuccessful date tonight I had the razor on the skin, ready to walk it right down that crimson road. Then Ol' Timmy shows up, buys me another hour. Now things are looking up
Life in the big city
yes he saves me all the time
Boo! Who reported my comment? I'm taking my thumbs ups back..
Just ride it out. We all here bc we're not all there. Good luck bud.
It’s a razor blade fight out there. Trust -I’m in it.
A Tim Dillon vs Cuomo family beef is exactly what we all needed to brighten up 2020
Timmy D is the real cure for Vidco! Wouldn't be surviving with these laughs thank you Zaddy!
Expect a early morning phone call from Fox News. Don't do it Tim, but you should get on the Jimmy Dore show ASAP.
I would litterly pay $$$ to see TD on the View. Studio in NY not CoVid19 Zoom nonsense...
Tim and jimmy would be epic!! Jimmy Dore, Righteous Outrage!!
Tim Dillon is on the top 10 FBI list for being too Real.
"you can't wash the garlic out of your dress" LOLOLOLOL
I would listen to this show if it was all ads, that's how good the ads are
youre alright man..to the wise comes the responsibility and heart ache..
...truer words (never spoken)...
Tim Dillon 2024
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
What! Where did u pull that song out of? How does a Tim Dill podcast make u think of that fluffy little song?
@@SouthernOregonOrgani Check TimGod's IG story. He was doing the butterfly in the pool at the stunning estate he's swimming at
This is the last place for civil discourse #ANTIFAHAMPTONSCHAPTER
If Tim used the image for the video but just of his head, background cutted out, with the circles coming out of it, it would seem like he’s trying to hypnotize us
Dolce said he is working with an attorney and speaking with Curran as well as Sen. Phil Boyle to address concerns.
Of the canceled shows, he said, "Sure, I'm disappointed." His lineup for the coming days included Tim Dillon, Chris Distefano and Anthony Rodia. "These are all comics that have a very large fan base - fans who were looking forward to seeing their favorites comedians," he said. Dolce said he believes the issue is a "political football."
That MagicSpoon ad is funnier than a lot of stand-up’s written material lmao
Looking for a venue out in Long Island? You better watch out, its a real knife fight out here
3:00 minutes in.. and going HARD.
Okay. This is worth money.
Where's the full content?
I will pay.
I miss your expressions! Though I’ll take the audio for your epic Antifa Hampton’s vid. You’re the best, xo!
Tim's picture for this episode was pulled from his myspace c. 2004