Bo Burnham - Bezos I+II [HQ Extended Mix]
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I DO NOT own the rights to Bezos I or Bezos II by Bo Burnham, or the images of Jeff Bezos and Bo Burnham. I simply loved the music from Bo's latest special, INSIDE, and wanted a longer mix of the Bezos tracks for my own listening pleasure.
See my cover of Bezos I here: • Bo Burnham: Bezos I (E...
Lyrics:
CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it
Pave the way, put your back into it
Tell us why, show us how
Look at where you came from, look at you now
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffett
Amateurs, can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
Come on, Jeff, get 'em!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Ugh!
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
You did it!
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Congratulations!
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Oh! - Hudba
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What makes Bezos by Bo Burnham so catchy? Here are my five reasons why: czcams.com/video/kpiRdHP3PyQ/video.html
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That keyboard solo has no right to slap that hard.
The whole special has no right to slap as hard as it does let’s be fair
stop saying "slaps" unless you're 15
@@8830wjs why?
@@8830wjs Who are you to tell anyone lmfaoo
@@8830wjs telling other people how to act is childish behavior.
Jeffrey listens to this on repeat every morning for an hour while staring at himself in the mirror
c'mon jeffrey, get em!
I would too
@@squeaz8268 What's stopping you?
“My name is Jefferey Bezos. I’m 57 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet of ‘Bezos I+II’ by Bo Burnham on repeat for 5 hours”
singing at his mirror image with a microphone, and dancing like he's in an 80's teen movie bedroom compilation scene, before someone walks on him dancing and singing.
Also, before he goes to sleep he listens to Bezos II
Since I work for Amazon there have been times where I've been so tempted to just blast this in the warehouse
Do it!
Do itttt
If i didn't just quit, i'd be right there by you
Do it bro
Come on, King, get em!
The part where he goes "You Did It!" LOL
😅
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that's funny
lool
Yo Cassla
CONGRATULATIONS 👏
You know Jeff unironically listens to this daily. Jeff I know you are reading this. Jeffrey.
mic get out of the fun corner of CZcams goddammit
Jeffrey Bazoooooos.
I hope you get better, sending prayers. 🙏
Jeffrey sees all.
Do u like beef :)
As an Amazon worker, I can confirm that we sing this song every morning as we check in
Loool Imagine
All employees must rise for the company’s anthem
@@Joel_Pierson o7
and nobody even bothers to unionize??!?!?!?!
God, I hope that's true.
If I were an Amazon delivery driver, I'd have this song playing out my windows when I turn down your street so you know your stuff is coming.
Lmao, as an Amazon driver myself, I might consider that one day.
Yes plz
So in other words, even if I didn't order it, it came to me in the end. Lmao thanks man I'm broke and I'd like to hear this song even though i am majority of time.
Get a rechargeable JBL partybox and make history 😂
Like a santa😂
*"C'mon Jeff! GET 'EM!!"*
**Kickass keyboard solo!!**
„Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet - amatures can f*cking suck it“ is just a perfect and beautiful rhyme :D
I thought it meant Jimmy buffet, but I'm not sure?
@@doctordisco5814 Warren
I love how they don’t even rhyme, but it still sounds too perfect.
@@Robbity they're a slant rhyme, not a perfect rhyme, but still do rhyme in a way
@@bmusic4213 that’s the phrase. I was drawing a complete blank. Thank you.
His right eye: I'm a visionary
His left eye: I've seen terrible terrible things
Under rated comment
*done
Very underrated
The right eye is controlled by the left hemisphere and the left by the right hemisphere. The left hemisphere is most associated with logic, speech, and conscious thought. The right is better at processing emotion, spacial reasoning and visualization, creativity, and subconscious thought. Considering how his cold, methodical, logical business structure to maximize profit at the expense of his workers; and let's make the assumption he recognizes the detriment he causes to others but overrides the guilt with the logic of success; and let's assume that guilt remains tucked away in the mostly subconscious right hemisphere; this is actually a completely plausible explanation for Jeff Bezos having some fucky looking eyes.
@@mirceadraculov6515 it's just a medical condition my man
The worst Part About this Song is that it ends
The worst part of the song is knowing that Jeff Bezos is Jewish and one of the richest. of the world
@@gamesandroidbrasil7732What is wrong about jewish ?
@@gamesandroidbrasil7732 do you hate jews specifically or only rich jews?
Guys please don't reply to the first comment. Pay no attention to it. It doesn't deserve attention.
@@megarouge7351 I did and CZcams hid my comment.
This literally does not have any right to unironically go so fucking hard
FOR REAL
@Ryan Smith because it's a joke song and I actually listen to it casually. Like a lot lol.
Like I don't listen to it just because it's funny anymore
@Ryan Smith do you know what irony is
@@rot3318 hahaha!!!
It's that keyboard solo at the end. Has me listening on repeat.
Way to monopolize these 2 songs into 1 song to eliminate competition.
Get em!
this
this is the best joke
this was peak comedy
like jokes are over now
we can all go home now
underrated comment
I'm guessing this is a reference to Jeff Bezos's actions or words but I'm not quite getting it, can someone explain it to me?
@@colloquially it’s also a critique of capitalism in general so then there’s that :^
As a piranha living in the Amazon river, I can confirm I always hear this song since 1964.
It was foretold
Bo is rather lucky he was born in 1964 could you imagine him trying to find lyrics to rhyme with a different number ?
Ceo who cries on que, born in 1962
Ceo with all the tea, born in 1963
Ceo, greater than life, born 1965
Ceo, with all the kicks, born in 1966
Ceo, he sells some wine, born in 1969
And thats just from 2 minutes of jammin. I think Bo is just good, not really lucky
CEO puffin on trees ,born in Nineteen 70
CEO, richly livin'
Born in 1967
He's in office always workin'
Never sleepin'
Always grindin'
Ending the word in “in’” doesn’t create a good rhyme
Nothing radicalizes me more than the riff after “GET EM!”
The scream lmaooo
The scream had me fucking crying lmao
That keyboard riff has turned me into an Anarcho-Capitalist and this is NOT A JOKE.
@@benlohr4446 you can't be anarchist AND a Capitalist those two thing don't mix like at all you can only be a Capitalist who doesn't like other Hierarchy aside from the one you created (the thing Anarchist hate)
@@SgtKaneGunlock Not disagreeing with you, but good luck trying to explain that to the deluge of midwits drowning in cognitive dissonance. Anarcho-communists, anarcho-primitivists, anarcho-syndicalists, the list goes on and on and it reads like a MENSA role call.
There is no way Jeff hasn’t heard this song.
Right, he has to had heard this song.
you think ? All of his employees must've spammed this at him
@@KneeCapHill do you think a billionaire has any affect with their employees lol
Think he use this as his alarmclock ;)
yep its even on amazon music now xD
I just discovered this song, and I can't stop listening to it.
Eu já sabia dela antes mas não fazia idéia da tradução, agora estou aqui sem conseguir deixá-la.
Ah ah ah ah
Same... Late to the party
Just heard it to night on a Madonna short video, had to shaznam it, can't stop listening to it
the keyboard has no right to be this good, it's literally the best thing I've heard and it's a meme song.
It’s not a meme song, it’s a theme song. This song plays at the end of life after Jeff Bezos wins at life.
Why does Bezos' left eye always looks like it knows something the right doesn't
😉
He gotta keep an eye out for Selener
This is the best thing I’ve ever read
@@briersmall5352 I'm pissing myself please 😭😭
This comment is underrated.
Bezos I: still fairly understandable, very catchy and funny
Bezos II: a cry for help
EXACTLY
agreed
jeffery is holding him hostage, to write his opening theme.
why? for his new anime, jeffery's bizarre adventure.
yep
It's the gilly suit lol
I can just imagine Bo alone in his room having a blast entertaining himself with these silly songs. And in doing so somehow becoming a master song writer. Its all pretty hilarious.
I like the:
"Come on Jeff... GET EM!"
As a fellow Jeff, I feel empowered by this song.
My name Jeff
Spoony
@@floppydong295 😂
Come on Jeff, get ‘em!
Co mon jeffty you can do it 😎🇺🇦🇬🇧
The irony is that both of the originals are available for purchase on Amazon Music...
Bo loves irony lol
Beautiful.
I r o n I c I n o r I r o n I c
they're available everywhere and anywhere, so not really ironic
He wanted him to see them lol
ATTENTION AMAZON EMPLOYEES : PLEASE STAND FOR YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEM
Jajaja a nail it
😂
😎👌
INTERNATIONAL ANTHEM
If I worked at an Amazon warehouse I'd def blast it 24/7
Absolutely love this song. I’ve played it many, many times. Will NEVER get old!
I walked to the beat of this song for 2 minutes and immediately felt like I have usurped the throne of god
same dude. it's the best feeling
This comment is brilliant. I applaud you.
If his eyes could speak:
Left Eye: "Yes, I am a visionary"
Right Eye: *"I have seen terrible, terrible things"*
tf I wrote?
@@pepewr wot
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that sees he has two faces lol
😂😂😂
Lmao
the "come on jeff GET EM! *disco synth music*" makes me feel like small feral chihuahua absolutely going batshit on some guy's ankle
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE
I am fucking WHEEZING
DUUUUDE 😂😂😂😂
THIS IS IT THIS IS THE COMMENT THAT GETS ME
DAMN YOU'RE RIGHT
"When you're happy you listen the music, when you're sad you understand the lyrics"
You did it Lex Luther!
Ladies if your man is a
1. CEO
2. Entrepreneur
3. Born in 1964
That’s not your man, that’s Jeffery, Jeffery Bezos
All other CEOs born in 1964: Baby I'm not even here
Hey brother
@@boooster101 their not entrepreneurs tho 😳
@@paucolome4298 they aren't Jefferey Bezos either
You’re not that guy pal
The solo on Bezos I is an absolute monster lol. What a jam.
It's literally so good
Came here to say this. 🤘🏻🤘🏻
*GET EM!*
Never thought two words could be stuck in my head so much.
It isnt much of a solo but it definitely sounds good
This song is so 80s like. I love it. Please make more songs with this sounds👏🏻
This is the most unique thing I've seen on youtube in over a decade, holy hell! Perfect!
I really hope they play this at his rocket launch.
You and me both pal
And then leave them in space.
and for the final moments, we’ll play bezos II in the cockpit of his ship as we deny him re-entry into the atmosphere
Play it at the crash site
Lmao yes
COME ON JEFFREY YOU CAN DO IT
PAVE THE WAY PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT
TELL US WHY, SHOW US HOW
LOOK AT WHERE YOU CAME FROM LOOK AT YOU NOW
ZUCKERBERG AND GATES AND BUFFETT
me manifesting amazon to pay their federal taxes 😌
This song starts my day, I would not survive without this.
Jeff has this as the ringtone for any phone he’s near. I believe he wears headphones & blasts this on his way into the office daily. Every single day. Working out? This song. Flight? This song. Meeting ? This song
This is the song that plays when we inevitably have to fight Jeff Bezos so that he doesn't take over the world.
These are the songs that will play when we lose.
Honey he already did
As he slaughters us all
@@MrMich1lol lol of society actually fought jeff he would be demolish. The problem is we ain't doing shit. People relie on him to much
HAH 567TH LIKE i agree
The "you did it!" in the second one always kills me 😂
"Come on Jeff, GET 'EM!" lol
That scream at the very end. Perfect!
This was my favorite part of inside. Part II
"Yaaaaaay"
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was exceptionally well done.
there is no reason for the solo to have shredded so unbelievably hard
So we live in a movie world where Jeff got his theme song.
not only him czcams.com/video/GNW9Th3TyIY/video.html
@@panmagda1777 hehe
@@panmagda1777 it’s a Rick roll
@@Skrubbleberry Never
@@panmagda1777 it’s not
you’re all wrong. jeff isn’t reading these comments. he’s having them read TO him
Someone said the truth
I support your answer
Whoever's reading it to him just lost their 1 hour lunch break
@@wad316 bold of you to assume they have lunch breaks
@@dantemaquiavelli9039 💀
I finally caved in and decided to listen to the full song. Why did I wait so long?
Absolute banger and that keyboard solo!
Songs like this are why I'm never allowed to be in charge of music at parties
I know that pain!
Anyone who cant get down to this is a coward
hahahaha can relate
this version would be a hit lol
hell, id go to that party
I work for Amazon and I can honestly tell you this is on repeat for our 19 hour shifts.
@@shrimps9628 he can take bathroom breaks now
@@shrimps9628 there's a meme about amazon workers not being able to take bathroom breaks
@@shrimps9628 alot of amazon workers have stated they cant take bathroom breaks due to how much they have to do. Some have even stated they had to resort to peeing in bottles.
@@shrimps9628 and that justifies them being treated like shit?
@@shrimps9628 wow living paycheck to paycheck and still not wanting to leave a job that pays more than twice some state's minimum wages because you actually want to Be Alive excuses inhumane treatment and denial of basic human rights / bodily functions ? wow ! thanks for explaining that to me !
I will never get bored of this song
The production is unironically marvelous
I bet Elon Musk is jealous that Jeffrey has his own song lol
You better check out Faouzia’s song “Elon”.
Elon does have his own theme song tho
Elon actually has his own song too! You should check out the song Rät by Penelope Scott.
Everything past 2:15 I can see South Park using lol
Ganesh2 a French CZcamsr made a song called Je m'appelle Elon.
Wherever he walks, this song just plays out of thin air. No one can explain where it comes from.
This is gold 😂😂😂
Along with Spider-Man dance from Spider-Man 3 when he’s got a dark look to him
SCP-4910 "Bezos Movement"
@@Punisher424 only 3 likes? Tsts underrated af
@@Punisher424 beat me to this joke
Why does the beat and instrumental sound so fucking good, it would pass for a Boss Music Song? It’s the right tempo, the right beat, the right synth, and the right disco combo!
This song is personally responsible for Jeff getting swole, how could you not train 100% harder with a song like this dedicated to you, pump that iron jeff
🤣
“so what kind of music do you listen to?”
well you see-
I LISTEN TO MUSIC
“It’s complicated.”
😂😂
Someone like andreea albu's comment so it gets to 900 likes-
I love this so much🥰😍. 90% of my list is meme songs anime openings and jingles
Jeffy B wouldn't approve of the union of these 2 songs
Yeah he hates unions.
top tier comment
Based
I see what you did there
God tier
I can truly say I appreciate this song
When I worked at Amazon, we were required to sing Part 1 at the start of our shift, and Part 2 at the end of our shift.
Really? Like, no joke?
The song literally has no right to be this good, I’m replaying a song about Jeff bezos because it sound fucking amazing.
facts man but i've listend to stranger then this lol. it just...hits different
Yeah I know, I don't care about Bezos and yet here I am listening to a song that's literally about him again and again.
The synth rocks. It sounds like the safety dance sped up 4x
You just took the words right out of my mouth! 😂
Yas Queen
jeffrey retired so he could devote more time to listening to this song
😂
.
.
😂😂😂🤣
Yeah actually he didn't but ok lol
Bo Burnham is a god damn legend.
I just wanna make this clear, but these songs fit in a boss fight so well
Is Jeff the player or the boss?
@@RRW359 prob the player
I just joined a gym. This is my new workout song.
If your name's Jeff, It'd be amazing
@@xFODDo Came here to say this.
@@johnford2898 but what if he was born in 1964
@@randomchannel609 and his last name is bezos
@@fries5849 and he's a CEO and entrepreneur
Imagine zuckerberg, gates and buffet in a party and someone plays the song
...
Ya its called the world economic forum
it's not like this is a pro-Bezos song, it would take all his willpower to keep a straight face if he were there
Well, what can the guy who played it say? AMETURES CAN FUCKING SUCK IT
Buff Bezeso: *Enters room**
@@amoral_minority Feel like they're aware that they're seen as the villains I mean isn't Mark Zuckerberg aware of the of the fact that he's called the eye of Sauron
I love the idea how talented he is in a lot of different genres.
This song makes you feel like you can accomplish just anything in life.
Come on Jeff, GET EM!
I wish this song existed when I worked at Amazon, I'd blast it every day
it's making fun of jeff bezos i think
@@_R_R_R that’s the point
@@_R_R_R Or celebrating him. Idk it's so vague it can be interpreted in pretty much any way
@@racool911 "Fuck their wives, drink their blood, c'mon Jeff get em'"
That's pretty unambiguous IMO.
@@thesapphicbouquet8133 Lmao, well that's just referencing Bezos being a vampire, which is common knowledge at this point
i love how this song basically doesnt comment on him at all, its just a theatrical acknowledge of his existence. everything there is to say about him has already been said. cant wait for bezos III though.
I disagree. Bezos 1 is a tongue-in-cheek tease of Jeff being a ruthless capitalist and dehumanizes him through mockery. It makes him out to be less of a person and more a bloodthirsty, cuckholding businessman. In the same vein, it criticizes capitalism for essentially allowing someone like this to exist as its pinnacle.
Bezos 2 is a sarcastic, patronizing letter of "congratulations" to Jeff for 'winning' capitalism and making it to the top. It's like saying "hey, congrats, you're the richest person in all of human history, but this shitty song is all I'll let you have in recognition of your accomplishment." Bo's right to talk down to Bezos is the one thing Jeff's money can't buy.
@@nickszune7196 i totally agree its just... he doesnt actually say either of those things in the song lmao. hence my "everything there is to say about him as already been said." you can gauge bo's political stance from other songs in the special and so i agree with your interpretation but its told entirely through subtext.
@@nickszune7196 to clarify i wasnt saying i love it for being "apolitical" or whatever, i just find it hilarious that he managed to make two songs about jeffery bezos showing you his views on the guy without him outright saying them in any way
@@cheekybananaboy3361 disagree, he directly calls him a bloodthirsty cuckholding businessman
He needs to extend I into a full song and include lines like:
*Let's go Jeffrey, pick up the pace*
*Launch yourself up into space*
C'MON JEFFERY GET EM!
POV: You ordered some food but the delivery guy trolled you so you decide to cook it yourself
Ok I didn't know this track until today. I was simply watching some CZcams shorts. There was one where a cat was running like an hamster in a, something like, cat's wheel with this background ... It becomes a loop in my mind ... I never can stop to listen Jeffrey Bazos' song.
Same with me mate. CZcams AI giving weird suiggestions ...xd
Same bro
Haha, same here. 😂😂😅
This is Jeffrey bezos's ringtone and nothing can convince otherwise.
Broke ur 69
Otherwise
Original comment
Maybe I am Jeffery bezos
bezos’*
sorry I just couldn’t help myself
The “ceo, entrepreneur, born in 1964” just hits different
It does!
9 teen sixty 4
It really does lmao
Jeffery yyyyy... JEFFERY BEZOS
I always heard ‘trippin whore’
Somewhere down the line listening to it, I have begun using it as a motivation song
A pure show, perhaps among the best!
he's a real disney villain now, got his own song and everything
It was Jefferey all along...
ah yes, my favorite disney song that talks about jeff fucking wives and drinking blood.
*DC. He's Lex Luthor
All the workers of Amazon are his henchmen
😂😂😂😂😂 this comment is what makes this song funny
Musk, Zuckerberg, Gates listen to this when they are demotivated.
@RedHacksaw Glad to know.
This profile picture is really famous tho.
It looks subtle.
I'm not on discord tho.
And Warren Buffet and Elon Musk
@Hacksaw epic
@@adityarai5367 lol you have this pfp and dont even know that this is from the hitman video game 😂.
@@5TimesWCC I'm sorry I haven't played that game.
Fun fact, Alexa "doesn't know" this song when you ask her to play it but she knows all the other Bo Burnham songs 🤔
Makes my day
There’s no way Jeff wasn’t blasting this on his rocket ship before launch. Probably even walked out to this song
🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Definitely
مسوي خوي معهم😂😂
And part II played when he landed back.
The best thing is Bo wins either way - this song will ABSOLUTELY be played either during Jeffreys coronation as emperor of earth or as hes being led to the guillotine.
If Jeff is Robespierre who’s Napoleon?
@@the4thdoor906 Elon Musk
lol so true
Do we get to vote for which option we want?
The song that plays when the rocket flies is the same it plays when it explodes
Imagine if you log in to Amazon this song played and it didn't end till they shut the computer of
"You did it"
it's always got me. 🤣🤣
I bet this song is Jeffrey's alarm when he rises out of his coffin every night 🥰
COFFIN LMAO
Well, his soul is dead
@joe_mama251 oof....
it’s at 666 I can’t
@@salxm4nd3r 😈😈😈
When amazon hits your door with a package i need this song.
How do I have the sweetest, most careful delivery drivers and everyone else gets those guys?
@@imperatorfuriosa7061 same tho. Everyone else be yeeting that shit at peoples doors and mine just set them down
Imagine giving your money to Bezos. Pathetic.
@@GeraintDafis 10/10
@@nocturnea9368 says the human living in a home which they had to purchase, on an electronic device they also had to purchase, on a platform run by a multibillion dollar corporation
Why is this so good
Why is this really good
As a wise man once said “the reason why bald men exist is because they trade their hair, for power”
Who was this man because I think I actually know who you're talking about
@@dontburstmybubble686 can you tell who?
@@moin2163 it’s not the man I was thinking of. Did bezos really say that?
Wish this statement was just as true for chemo🙂
Even elon musk was bald but he had hair transplant surgery
how lucky for Bo that Jeff was born in 64 so that it rhymed with entrepreneur
Linda D+
Had the same thought.
He would’ve found something else to rhyme otherwise
It's just wordplay dude
Like for example
CEO, Philanthropist
Born in 1966
@@ayushchaudhary4360 “Philanthropist” would kill the song. 100x worse. But I agree with what you’re saying.
This song is amazing
You did it!
If I were bezos I would require this to be played upon my entrance to any speaking event or public appearance and the second song would be my exit song
OMG YESSSS
Haha what a great idea!
his WWE entrance theme
😂😂😂😂
Imagine when he goes anywhere the lights dim, fireworks go off, he makes a WWE style entrance as this song plays
Remember kids, billionaires are not your friends.
They're barely human.
Remember they will be delicious if we eventually decide to eat them. I don’t know about you but I’m hungry
Jeff brings me gifts. Sounds like a friend to me
If you hit them with a large stick, money will fall out like a pinata
They are nor your friends as any influencer, singer or anyone who doesn’t know you but you can like them and want it to be like them, so…
This is masterpiece 👍
My Amazon alexa worked for making calls through the ATT outage. Thanks Jeff. I learned what was going on calling ATT with that thing.
I really appreciate bo burnham for helping small business owners like Jeff to blow up. What a legend!
Legendary comment hahaha
Yea, thx to people like him more entrepreneurs can make a business more easily
It's a start maybe he will expand
Maybe his small business will become a worldwide business that everyone uses!
Don't mind me, am waiting to whoosh someone
there's something so wonderful about referring to jeff bezos as jeffrey that makes these hit extra hard
It makes me thing of jeffrey star HAHAHAHA what's wrong with me
Imagine how many Jeff's are listening to this, getting ready for their day, forgetting that Bo ever says "Bezos"