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- čas přidán 30. 01. 2022
- In this Cut for Time sketch, a commercial advertises an alternative to jail.
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#SNL #WillemDafoe #KatyPerry #SNL47 - Komedie
“Vampire head ass” had me dying😭😭
That's what she said!👍
It's true though.
Me toooooo!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@YasharelYahawadah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂
Not the HELP poster in the background reading "YOU IS KIND", "YOU IS SMART", "YOU IS IN JAIL". I know Keenan had something to do with this. LMAO!
😂
0:20
thats a jost update joke isnt it? about trump?
you is kind, you is smart, but you is got to go. after he lost.
@@matthewpshostak "You is kind, you is smart, you is important" is a quote from the help
Love how he pulled out the green goblin with “I’d like to see them try” great episode 😁
With his Green Goblin-head ass.
Need's more cowbell!
@@ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Willem delivering the line: “I’d like to see them try”, and his face while doing so broke me -* 😂😂
*Willem
He went full on Goblin
"You've always wanted to go to an escape room but don't like puzzles" whomever wrote that line, Bravo. Brilliant
That one got me too 😆 the more I think about it - the funnier it gets
John Mullaney
Defoe it's brilliant
@@tammyforbes2101 Are you sure he wrote this? He is going to host again next week!
@@tammyforbes2101 I can hear him saying this, and that's probably why I thought it was hilarious.
The “You is kind. You is smart. You is in jail” poster has rendered me useless for the rest of this day…
It’s the little details that get me the most in these sketches.
I was just about ta mention that poster LMAO 🤣
'There's no I in team
There is one in jail... Yeah.'
That's the other poster at the end. 🤣
I’m hysterical! I read it in the voice too🤣 It’s so funny it hurts!
I was so hoping for another Kardashian..!
Like fuck i was.
😂😂😂😂
The tragic part of this sketch is that a "nice jail" that allows prisoners to more easily transition to civilian life is actually kind of a good idea.
Especially those with their vampire head ass.
Halfway in jail. and halfway out. like some kind of halfway house.
@@kookamunga4714 It's a good idea. We could call it an "intermediate domicile"
or...let ex convicts get housing and vote...heaven forbid
At the very heart of the best comedy lies a kernal of tragedy. The fact that medieval unconscionably brutal imprisonment is the norm in the USA is what actually gives the underlying humor in this sketch its legs. That and DaFoe masterfully playing against type. Well done. I myself am a monkee head ass, but I don't mind at all.
Chris saying “I think he internalized that vampire stuff.” Had me in stitches. Willem was killing it with the vampire stuff and Chris just helped solidify the absurdity of the joke with that simple statement. Such a great sketch.
“You Is Kind,
You Is Smart,
You Is In Jail” 😂😂😂
there is no no I in team but there is one in jail so yeah...
0:20
lol that murdered me!!! Wonder who came up with that?
I'm honestly surprised DaFoe hasn't hosted SNL more often, cause he's hilarious.
Me too. He's a former theater actor so its no surprise he's so good at this. Hopefully he'll keep coming back!
Are we watching the same thing? He messed up half his lines
Willem dafoe is funnier than all the "comedians" on SNL.
@@Pudknuckle this was just dress rehearsal. Probably the first time he read these lines. The full episode was probably the best this season.
@@Pudknuckle they don't get rehearsal time so it's to be expected. It's why they all look at the cue cards instead of the characters they talk to in the skits. He's still funny AF!
Never thought I’d hear William Dafoe say “Vampire head ass”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not that many times anyway...
Y’all better have Willem back. He killed everything he did this episode. This skit was especially on his back and his performance really helped the cutaways. Fantastic stuff
amazing actor!!
He sure did! Guy can do comedy pretty well!
I do hope that they have Willem and his vampire head ass back.
"Y'all"? Really dude?
He’s good, but he’s tripping over almost every line here
😂 he knows he's a vampire head-ass guy and he just owns it😂
Lol yeah
Nosferatu
@@JohnFoxx108
Gesundheit
@@JohnFoxx108
*_"You do, and you'll clean it up."_*
~~ Steve Allen
There's actually a movie called "Shadow of the Vampire" that had Dafoe as a vampire. This is just an extension of that and maybe his role as the hotel manager on "The Florida Project".
Good grief this is hilarious!! I cracked up every time he SCRUNCHED his face when saying, 'vampire head ass'.
This killed me : "We saw a Bat in the yard, that was you right?" 🤣🤣🤣
That bat line. 🤣🤣🤣
Willem Dafoe saying “aw hell naw, i aint sharing no cell with your vampire headass” is everything i never knew i always needed
“There’s no I in team, but there is one in jail, so… yeah”. Had me dying! Set folks are having a great time this season!!!
They knew the assignment lol
Willem did a great job on the show, but especially here. His personality made this actually work. If only Nice Jail was a real thing. 😂
Just get imprisoned in Sweden.
Yessss....🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not ONE Spider-Man reference
Would have been better if he could read his lines. Started off pretty rough
As a black man and one that appreciates william as an actor especially begin a 80s babies (Toby my spider man) and unfortunately been to jail my self this was very funny
Man, you can tell Willem was having a such a great time. What a legend, lol
Dude snapped into Goblin mode when he said "I'd like to see them try..."
Norman's on sabbatical, honey
@@cookiebunny1526 Is that what this is?
*Knocks garlic out of his hand" "I just saved your vampire head ass"
Willem is perfect for SNL..even when he messes up its like hes in on the joke. Surprised it took this long for Lorne to have him on.
I guess because he's been in NWH, French dispatch and other things, he's gaining traction. But for sure he should have hosted way back
I didn't even realize he messed up until I saw the comments. I thought he was building up to a reveal that his vampire head ass had flown out of jail, taken over the marriot, and stolen a uniform from a receptionist named "Amy". Hell, I'm not fully convinced he didn't.
What did he mess up?
@@negative6442 He flubbed a few lines at the start but mind you this is a rehearsal run, not intended for broadcast. The sketch was never performed on the show (There is always an extra sketch rehearsed in case there is time to fill).
@@negative6442 0:13 "People in here-there...
Love the way he says "vampire head ASS"
"Vampire Head ass" AHAHA 🤣😂
I dead and came back with a Vampire Head lol
@@drphot6050 ME TOO! LOL
🤣😭🤣
@@spricket24 Noice a fellow new creature of the night 🧛♂️🖤
Love that they just lazily put the “Nice Jail” sign over the Marriot logo.🤣🤣🤣 There’s also a “Hang In There” poster in the background.😂😂
"With your vampire head ass" 🤧😭😭
Lmao 😭
My face hurts from smiling throughout this silly sketch.
using muscles you haven't used watching snl for the last 5 years!!
I love the silly ones, it reminds me of some of John Mulaney's sketches. "Diner Lobster" is a classic!
nope
with your vampire head ass!
"And I keep in touch with all my former inmates. Even the ones that have done something bad that no one knows about yet."
I love that this implies that he's blackmailing them, despite the whole premise of "Nice Jail". I wonder if blackmailing people is why he went to jail in the first place.
No, I think one day he accidently caught fire and burned down a libary.
@@georgenichols7718 Or possible fraud. He says his name is Abby Pund, but his name tag says "Abby Westminister". Yeah, I know that that was a line flub, but little mistakes like that can and do add to character backstory.
"With your vampire head ass. " is the best line of this whole script lol
Even when he messes up his lines he still has a brilliant performance
it makes it even better
@@djsugarc1075 John 3:3
Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
Mark 1:15 - “The time is fulfilled,” He said, “and the kingdom of God is near. Repent and believe in the gospel!”
nope
@@hiddengem4293 shhhh
@@multifanderisverycrafty Don't silence him.
Never realized he looked like a vampire until now.
He did play Max Schreck/Nosferatu in Shadow of a Vampire...
The wig helps.
he actually already played one in the film “shadow of the vampire” he’s scarily good in it!
@@jbiancajackson4580 Thank you! I'll be checking that movie out. I love me some Willem Dafoe. Creepy grin and all. 🧛♂️
That widows peak does. With his vampire headass.
Defoe carries this sketch all himself, rare for a host. He’s also a great sport about vampire jokes he’s gotten
0:22 "You is Kind, You is Smart, You is in Jail." Hahah good poster
"Why does your Vampire head ass have a reflection?" Was freaking awesome!! I couldn't stop smiling throughout this sketch!
Why is Dafoe licking a letter the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.
prolonged eye contact
Same reason the scene in Spiderman 2002 where Norman gets his hand slapped by Aunt May for picking at the casserole during Thanksgiving dinner, then just stares at her with murderous intent as he licks his fingers and sharpens the knife to carve the turkey is considered funny: you're more laughing out of fear than hilarity.
I thought it was some weird vampire serial killer thing where they like to lick things that they're sending to their victims or having to do with their victims like they want to spread their DNA in some way if not by spittle from their mouth onto an envelope that they know the other person will touch.
Cause of the implication....seems his blackmail is cause of like half of the"guests" at Nice jail. Since he doesnt seem motivated by money,why does he do it? He already has eternal life,what the hell is this vampire head ass up to?
@@christofferjenzen78 my dumb vampire head ass didn't even realise it was a blackmail thing
Why he licked that envelope like that tho?!🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does no one notice the
“You is Smart”
“You is Kind”
“You is in Jail”
😂 😂
i saw the poster but didn't have my glasses the first time.
Its always been cool how Willem jumps into his character roles. These recent snl sketches are really off the wall. None of his characters are typical or expected. Some people simply fit perfectly in a show like this.
I couldn't agree more 😎👍. My thoughts exactly- I knew he was gonna do an amazing job, the moment he was announced as a host.
@@alexanderforsythe6947 I love how he was in Beauty and the Beast
Hearing Willem say Vampire Head ass is something I didnt kno I needed
this is my favorite SNL sketch BY FAR, I keep coming back here regularly when I need a laugh😂
The motivational poster on the wall of Aibileen from “The Help” 😆
You is Kind,
You is Smart,
You is in Jail!
The delivery on "don't you think I would if I could" is impeccable
Repeatedly saying “vampire head ass” was killing me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
would get old after a few years in tha slam.
I’m pretty sure Keenan probably wrote and taught him how to deliver the “Vampire head ass” line.
William Dafoe has always scared me . But he is a great actor.
*Kenan
James, shut yo vampire head ass up, lol
Thanks tho
why'd ya spill yer beans
That would explain it.
The envelope licking...four times with that big weird tongue while he looks me in the eyes...loved it. Willam DaFoe...jfc so good.
*Willem
@@jamesanderson6373 yoink
Well, now I know that if I ever want to write a murder scene in an erotic thriller or erotic horror, I'll think of this part and all the disturbing subtext that could be mined from it.
Those posters in the background lmaooo. "There's no i in team but there is one in jail so... yeah"
Visitors at Nosferatu's castle: "I saw a bat in the yard. Was that you with your vampire-head-ass?"
my favorite line in my favorite sketch
The sign on the right says
"You is nice"
"You is smart"
"You is in jail" 🤣
4:52 That Green Goblin impression was the cherry on top of this sketch
this is so fun, great call and response. Nice jail sounds cool and everyone should have horns and fangs if they want.
It's all nice and fun, until someone gets stabbed in the face
@@kingbullyrock8739 thats why no knives. everyone wears mittens
Willem DaFoe always nails his parts
He got his parts nailed in Antichrist.
not really. he messed up lines in almost every sketch
Well when you blow yourself that well you can always nail your parts
@@jujumama right. Not gonna lie, last week was a pretty lame episode
@@urikayan2368 not enough Kate McKinnon either.. my fav
The way Willem says "head ass," lmaooo this nigga sound like my mom dawg 😭😭
It's the "vampire-head ass" that does it for me 🤣
Best sketch from the episode, hands down. Whoever came up with Nice Jail is a genius!
Take a shot whenever you hear vampire head ass 😂
I counted.... 7 times it was said in under 5 minutes.
I remember him terrifying me in Streets of Fire and To Live and Die in LA. Great actor with a Vampire-Head-Ass-sized talent.
You had me at business center....I'm heading down to Nice Jail.
"I'd like to see them try." Getting some Green Goblin vibes from that
😂😂😂😂 Willem does look like he is a vampire!!! The outfit the make up the hair the face the expression!!! 😂😉😉
The intense stare Willem gave to Chris at the end totally made Chris laugh 😂
I love his chaotic energy lol William Dafoe was meant to play bad guys
*Willem
Willem is amazing! Imagine if he showed up as Green Goblin! 😂
He is! in 4:51
@@darkusracing8772 I thought the same thing😂😂
@@darkusracing8772 No.
WHO MADE THAT POSTER IN THE BACKGROUND?!?! I haven’t laughed this hard and long in forever!! I read it in the voice too🤣 Ohh it’s too funny!
You is kind.
You is smart.
You is in jail.
There is no I in team. There is one in jail though, so... yeah.
You is kind
You is smart
You is in jail 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m still dying every time I say it!
plot twist: he's a real vampire and looks for easy food
I couldn't hear anything else after "Vampire-head ass". Lol x 100! 😭😭😭
Aw, all of them running off at the end to get ready for the next scene was strangely adorable this time, no idea why
*"There is no 'I' in "team". There is one in "Jail" so...yeah.."* 😂
"Why does your vampire head ass have a reflection?"😂😂😂😂
I don't care that he messed up with reading the cue cards... to me the slip ups actually made the skit hysterical.
Dude this is so damn funny.
The idea that he found an abandoned hotel and took it over is pretty funny.
"There's no I in team. There is one in jail... so yeah." Incredible attention to detail.
He is not dafoe ,he is dafreind
I can see why this was cut for time, but it's a good sketch! It started slow but definitely took off 😂 Licking the envelope was so good…
Willem was e phenomenal host, I am very happy for John Mulaney to be hosting for the 5th time too
why is john mulaney still doing things
Ffs why is he hosting again?!?!
@@tinaloye2014 because he’s awesome.
How is he with Olivia Munn??
oh, he'll be back? while I love the dude I really hope this will not put his recovery into jeapardy.
This is some of the most brilliant comedy on SNL since David S. Pumpkins.
ugh no...you make me worried for the future with that "taste"
@@kitcoffey7194 is hunterwyeth the future
@@kitcoffey7194 Someone's in the weeds with David Pumpkins
Love this skit! I can see the My Pillow Guy pitching this🤣
The envelope killed me. Best part of the whole thing
Well I was really hoping he'd turn out to be an actual vampire in the end
You is kind, you is smart, you is in jail.
You repeated what he said!
And you acknowledged it. We’re all winners!
"I jus' saved yo' vampire head ayyasss!" 😂😂
Andrew always kills it with his delivery. Hope he's on SNL for a long time.
“You know, I’m something of a nice jail myself.”
"i missed the part where that's my problem"
@@wonderyearsdouche475 😂
I can see why this may have been cut- it runs a bit long and doesn't really go much further than the simple joke of him being really hung up on people making fun of him for looking like a vampire- but his performance really sells it. If I could choose to swap this out with anything, I'd axe the "Blowing Yourself" skit.
Same. I like the concept of the sketch. It's just a weird premise that I think could've worked better if it had been cut short by about a minute. I'd replace the Office Song sketch with this one though.
I loved the Blowing Yourself one ! I think unfortunately I'd have to cut the dog show
The only way I could see that happening is if viewers complained about the "Blowing Yourself" sketch being too raunchy and they replace that sketch in reruns with this (it has happened before on other episodes, like when they cut a TV Funhouse cartoon about Michael Jackson and replaced it with another about Pat Robertson's newest Christian family values show devolving into a Britney Spears PSA about sex). Sadly, that never happened.
This man deserves an Emmy for best guest actor in a comedy.
"Why does your vampire head ass have a reflection?"
Willem’s commitment and delivery really made this sketch shine. Great stuff.
This skit is so good. I keep forgetting "vampire head ass" is the theme. I keep getting distracted by nice jail. 🤣
0:22
You is kind
You is smart
You is in jail
Lol that poster on the left wall cracked me 😂
3:26 find his tongue confusingly enormous.
He's got such a beautiful face. Epic in the Lighthouse movie.
it was hilarious. robert pattison complaining about the cooking didn't upset willem till robert said he would ef a steak if he had one. that was what got to willem. it was kind of funny. when a sex act was mentioned willem became like a genuinely hurt wife saying 'you don't like my cookin?'
Great to see him getting so many "nice" comments. I'm with the consensus he's perfect for SNL, i woulda never guessed. Bravo
Bro got roasted so bad in jail, he created his own. Damn!
Them vampire flames had me dying
Actually burst into laughter on my walk home from work😂
i burst into laughter re-watching this even after several times.
Tbh nice jail sounds so relaxing, like a psych ward with shoe laces
"We saw a bat 🦇 in the yard".
I'm done!!! 🤣
You know, I'm something of a jail warden myself.
I love Willem Defoe! He's such a nice and down to earth sweet guy!!
This one had me entertained the whole time. They should have kept it as part of the main lineup!
Dafoe's vampire heads never laughing was so epic.
Willem did such a fantastic job on SNL, I laugh sooooo hard, thank you!! 😊💓🤘✌️