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  • @AwkwardPuppets
    @AwkwardPuppets  Před 3 lety +17422

    no hablo inglés

  • @the1nonlyenyo471
    @the1nonlyenyo471 Před 3 lety +7550

    “Mam you know I can’t understand sh!t”
    “...Maria.”

    • @goodwitchh
      @goodwitchh Před 3 lety +56

      Maria

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 Před 3 lety +49

      Maria maria
      She reminds me of the west side story
      Growing up in spanish harlem
      She livin’ the life just like a movie star
      Ohhh
      Maria mariaaaaaa
      She found love in east L.A.
      To the sounds of that guitar yeah yeaaah
      Played by carlos santana

    • @goodwitchh
      @goodwitchh Před 3 lety +13

      Anthony Long Maria

    • @kingchichi201
      @kingchichi201 Před 3 lety +8

      Anthony Long bruh 😑🤣

    • @goodwitchh
      @goodwitchh Před 3 lety +2

      Chi Chi Maria

  • @legsdealer8124
    @legsdealer8124 Před 3 lety +18840

    Notice how the real translator looks exactly like Diego described.

    • @patrickmatjila1715
      @patrickmatjila1715 Před 3 lety +685

      Well, not exactly. Dude didn't have blue eyes

    • @kitodylanbabich2655
      @kitodylanbabich2655 Před 3 lety +108

      Patrick Matjila or blonde hair

    • @deandrabrown1719
      @deandrabrown1719 Před 3 lety +337

      @@kitodylanbabich2655 he does have blonde hair

    • @kitodylanbabich2655
      @kitodylanbabich2655 Před 3 lety +83

      Deandra Brown oh wait, I’m sorry. I thought the guy was talking about Sam instead of the real translator. My bad

    • @deandrabrown1719
      @deandrabrown1719 Před 3 lety +32

      @@kitodylanbabich2655 oh ok. Yea I think Jakub meant the guy who came in at the end so ya

  • @simplyamazing9053
    @simplyamazing9053 Před 3 lety +1923

    "how did you get a job as a translator dont you have to be smart"
    "She wants to turn herself in"
    Dead 😭 😆😆😆😆

  • @simplyamazing9053
    @simplyamazing9053 Před 3 lety +1959

    "Im the translator I got called in"
    "Then who are you"
    "No hablo ingles"

    • @sendinghugsforeveryone9452
      @sendinghugsforeveryone9452 Před 3 lety +6

      What does that mean?

    • @thislopop2700
      @thislopop2700 Před 3 lety +65

      @@sendinghugsforeveryone9452
      Wild guess: I don't speak English.

    • @dodoeoin4392
      @dodoeoin4392 Před 3 lety +28

      @@sendinghugsforeveryone9452 I don’t speak English

    • @subhamghatak6073
      @subhamghatak6073 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thislopop2700 such a perfect wild guess... Guys he is the chosen one

    • @aaricbro.
      @aaricbro. Před 2 lety +1

      @@sendinghugsforeveryone9452, “no speak English”

  • @Dad_of_War
    @Dad_of_War Před 3 lety +10010

    I love how the interrogator completely ignores them saying 'Game of Thrones', lol this is amazing

    • @darshanachoudhary8068
      @darshanachoudhary8068 Před 3 lety +99

      YUP Exactlyy

    • @Kuryux
      @Kuryux Před 3 lety +90

      Should have said Juego de Tronos, but was funny anyway

    • @themysteriousdude757
      @themysteriousdude757 Před 3 lety +94

      Literally I’ll be speaking in Spanish, say a whole phrase in English, and none of my English only speaking friends will understand because I stay in my Spanish accent 🙄

    • @shinsai-sa6249
      @shinsai-sa6249 Před 3 lety +10

      You excited for ragnarok krotos

    • @Dad_of_War
      @Dad_of_War Před 3 lety +6

      @@shinsai-sa6249 I most certainly am. Boy has grown up!

  • @dababyconvertible1860
    @dababyconvertible1860 Před 3 lety +4094

    Me: Hey Diego what’s your middle name?
    Diego: Tequila.

  • @trina6478
    @trina6478 Před 3 lety +148

    "You know I can't understand shit right"
    "..maria"

  • @edgaraldana3205
    @edgaraldana3205 Před 2 lety +77

    I find interesting that Diego has a Mexican accent while speaking English, but also he has an American accent speaking Spanish.

  • @Luis-sj1ul
    @Luis-sj1ul Před 3 lety +7188

    Diego is a whole mood

  • @karsonbollinger8412
    @karsonbollinger8412 Před 3 lety +3119

    Clearly says “game of thrones”
    Nobody:
    Diego: she has no more information

    • @sohelrana8745
      @sohelrana8745 Před 3 lety +18

      gaothrones bro

    • @mtzdotcom7260
      @mtzdotcom7260 Před 3 lety +8

      That’s what I was thinking lol

    • @ricky_ali_art
      @ricky_ali_art Před 3 lety +5

      You can't guess it without subtitles if you are watching it for the first time.

    • @yednekachewgeremew1886
      @yednekachewgeremew1886 Před 2 lety +2

      the investigator should notice when they say game of through 2 time's that is not latin it is game of through 3 words

    • @kokolexx
      @kokolexx Před 2 lety +1

      Gemotrons

  • @Sunbreaker7
    @Sunbreaker7 Před 3 lety +192

    Man, I can watch this sketch a million times and it still makes me laugh.

  • @Scoltren
    @Scoltren Před 3 lety +71

    "Please don't tell him it was me" I'M WHEEZING

  • @l4293
    @l4293 Před 3 lety +1505

    How to get away with murder
    “No hablo inglés”

    • @radicalrenegade8528
      @radicalrenegade8528 Před 3 lety +29

      You say that as a joke but you really have no idea how true this is.

    • @Thatguyclipx
      @Thatguyclipx Před 3 lety +1

      Exactly

    • @DearSoldierGP
      @DearSoldierGP Před 3 lety +2

      @@radicalrenegade8528 what does that mean?

    • @l4293
      @l4293 Před 3 lety +6

      Dearsoldier GP it means I don’t speak English

    • @bumfatfart8398
      @bumfatfart8398 Před 3 lety

      вαηαηαмιlктєα lol

  • @ochoaafwm3709
    @ochoaafwm3709 Před 3 lety +6718

    Lady: you have to be smart to get this job. Right?
    Diego: * stares at her soul *
    Diego: she said she wants to turn herself in
    😂😂

  • @bearlyalive9669
    @bearlyalive9669 Před 2 lety +154

    I like how Diego tries to play it off that he doesn’t know English but there’s a literal translator lmfao

  • @FHBStudio
    @FHBStudio Před 2 lety +93

    Diego was really smart in this one. One might say, smart enough to be a translator.

    • @replaytsl4591
      @replaytsl4591 Před rokem +3

      But dumb enough to walk into an interrogation room for no reason

    • @aliendragons_corruptedSoul
      @aliendragons_corruptedSoul Před 7 měsíci

      I mean he still dumb enough to get arrested at the end after being smart enough to translate and changes a bit of the story.

  • @dawnofjusticeX
    @dawnofjusticeX Před 3 lety +4459

    I feel like this should be a show on Adult Swim or Comedy Central

  • @weepyara
    @weepyara Před 3 lety +2144

    Marias wedding
    Priest: Will you take Maria Maria Maria as your lawfully wedded wife?

  • @spoonking678
    @spoonking678 Před rokem +7

    “Ma’am you know i cant understand shit right?”
    “María”
    😂

  • @frootsnacc6790
    @frootsnacc6790 Před 11 měsíci +4

    When you realize Diego gave a description of the actual translator when he was asked to get a description-

  • @bluxverse
    @bluxverse Před 3 lety +5726

    This was damn hillarious. Nice video

  • @demonitize9490
    @demonitize9490 Před 3 lety +33

    So you are saying the guy just came to the police station, make his way to the interogation room just to snitch on himself??
    Perfecto

  • @thomaskingschillerlein7843
    @thomaskingschillerlein7843 Před 3 lety +30

    0:35 "Ese es el. El guëy que me roba tequila!"

    • @ElChavo1128
      @ElChavo1128 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Por favor. No digas que fuí yo

  • @LittlebigG
    @LittlebigG Před 3 lety +914

    This’s the most Mexican thing I’ve ever seen lmao

  • @expensivegurl1112
    @expensivegurl1112 Před 3 lety +776

    When she called him dumb, his pause is just- 💀

  • @adilshaikhadil
    @adilshaikhadil Před 2 lety +10

    This by far is the best episode ever... Had me in splits everytime I watch!!!

  • @lauracastro6924
    @lauracastro6924 Před 2 lety +85

    No puedo creer que estoy practicando mi inglés con estos videos jajaja los amo 💙

  • @lonekirin905
    @lonekirin905 Před 3 lety +2352

    Officer: Ask her if she's sure he was white
    Diego: Why does that matter?
    Officer: A white man drinking tequila in the morning, c'mon

  • @junko_enoshima
    @junko_enoshima Před 3 lety +499

    So I guess we’ll just ignore Sam hearing them say “Game of Thrones” many times xd

    • @1javixD
      @1javixD Před 3 lety +20

      No, what you shouldn’t ignore is the fact that Sam asks who Diego is at the end when they’re bffs.

    • @mickhailreeves7517
      @mickhailreeves7517 Před 3 lety +4

      @@1javixD to be fair that might not be same , sam wears the same outfit as Diego could just be a generic white guy lol

    • @keyd4211
      @keyd4211 Před 3 lety +6

      This short was made long ago, they re-uploaded it a month ago, so, by that time, Diego didn't know Sam.

    • @hallam3aak569
      @hallam3aak569 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes cause they said gamo trons* 😂

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 Před 2 lety +1

      And Latino

  • @elizabethhair723
    @elizabethhair723 Před 2 lety +1

    This is brilliant !!

  • @missdelaney7340
    @missdelaney7340 Před 3 lety

    I love this channel!

  • @shawn884
    @shawn884 Před 3 lety +326

    That "No hablo ingles" is probably the most Mexican thing to say

    • @devonoknabo2582
      @devonoknabo2582 Před 3 lety +2

      why so?

    • @shawn884
      @shawn884 Před 3 lety +3

      @@devonoknabo2582 cops

    • @enzozurita1151
      @enzozurita1151 Před 3 lety +3

      Maria

    • @themysteriousdude757
      @themysteriousdude757 Před 3 lety +1

      How?

    • @notno3585
      @notno3585 Před 3 lety +3

      @@devonoknabo2582 well if you fucked up and get pulled over or something 9/10 times the cop won't speak Spanish and won't want to deal with somebody who only knows spanish

  • @PLAYERCAHO5683
    @PLAYERCAHO5683 Před 3 lety +1150

    Who else knows spanish but reads the subtitles 😂

    • @PckxDD
      @PckxDD Před 3 lety +45

      I be acting I don't know Spanish or English "like what is this language?"

    • @taneason6
      @taneason6 Před 3 lety +9

      Lol so true 😆

    • @silent2340
      @silent2340 Před 3 lety +7

      Omg meee 😂😂

    • @ricardoramirez7764
      @ricardoramirez7764 Před 3 lety +6

      That's me😂

    • @hellenhardy3144
      @hellenhardy3144 Před 3 lety +23

      I speak European Portuguese, the Spanish spelling and speaking is very similar, almost the same, so I was able to understand what they were saying in Spanish.

  • @no-bozos
    @no-bozos Před 2 lety

    My new favorite channel!!!

  • @mahmudabd41
    @mahmudabd41 Před rokem

    One of my favorite videos

  • @adri-mc5ed
    @adri-mc5ed Před 3 lety +326

    Me as a Mexican translator:
    wow this is so accurate!

  • @azurathi4101
    @azurathi4101 Před 3 lety +383

    "come on an white guy drinking tequila in the morning?" "good point" damn that was on the spot

    • @silatilar7218
      @silatilar7218 Před 4 měsíci

      Could u please explain to me what did the cop say after?

  • @kaylawest2088
    @kaylawest2088 Před 11 měsíci

    Don't know how I got this channel today, but it has been one of those mornings and the laughs are gladly welcome. Absolutely love this!!

  • @rahmachan9712
    @rahmachan9712 Před rokem +6

    This is the video that introduced me to awkward puppets and honestly my life became better every time I feel down and sad I come here 😂 I wish I knew this earlier.

  • @brandonc3361
    @brandonc3361 Před 3 lety +374

    When the world needed him he came back

  • @neelaortiz3501
    @neelaortiz3501 Před 3 lety +539

    LMAOO “do u like game of thrones” “si” “ holy shi* ur under arrest”

    • @broabi7690
      @broabi7690 Před 3 lety +1

      Welcome to murica seniore

    • @sphakamisozondi
      @sphakamisozondi Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah, a person that likes the last season of GOT, should be arrested 😂

  • @manuelcisneros3883
    @manuelcisneros3883 Před rokem +1

    Your fricking videos are soooo. Relatable

  • @kaydenpat
    @kaydenpat Před rokem +1

    So well done!! 😂 😂

  • @yashwanth7408
    @yashwanth7408 Před 3 lety +262

    Best translator in the world 🤣🤣 "Diego"
    Haters say : he is a criminal

  • @elmodelo101
    @elmodelo101 Před 3 lety +252

    I'm bilingual, double fun, no need to read

  • @vengeancebyvenom9033
    @vengeancebyvenom9033 Před 3 lety

    This is my favourite one! Awesome job!

  • @djvelocity
    @djvelocity Před 2 lety +1

    OMG *this is so funny I just subscribed!* 😳😅🙌

  • @DavidRamirez-yh8tw
    @DavidRamirez-yh8tw Před 3 lety +963

    Maria: *perfectly describes the person as Diego*
    Diego: *describes the person as a white guy*

  • @juster4005
    @juster4005 Před 3 lety +126

    :- WHAT SEASON YOU ARE AT?
    :- I JUST STARTED SEASON 6
    She said "no camera" lmffoooo😂

  • @kabib0831
    @kabib0831 Před 3 lety

    I'm in a marathon to watch all of these videos. Love them!

  • @TheNocebo
    @TheNocebo Před 2 lety

    brilliant, pure perfection

  • @Matt-bt1xd
    @Matt-bt1xd Před 3 lety +199

    Watching Diego actually speaking in Spanish is the best thing that has happened to me today.

  • @sakarver
    @sakarver Před 3 lety +86

    As an interpreter/translator myself I can say with total confidence that this is...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    100% accurate.

  • @xj9779
    @xj9779 Před 2 lety

    OMG this made my day

  • @thomaskingschillerlein7843
    @thomaskingschillerlein7843 Před 3 lety +10

    "El hombre es TU!!??" LOL

  • @VanityCyan
    @VanityCyan Před 3 lety +45

    That " No Hablo Ingles!" Was the most funniest ever

  • @Malik_Hoff
    @Malik_Hoff Před 3 lety +92

    He Drank Tequila because he was Thirsty

  • @rustyhyatt2108
    @rustyhyatt2108 Před 2 lety

    i love this good job man keep it up

  • @doubleemanechikoko8544

    I just love the ending

  • @Throwdownerx10
    @Throwdownerx10 Před 3 lety +33

    Seen this everywhere on Instagram, so glad you finally uploaded it.

  • @craigbako7496
    @craigbako7496 Před 3 lety +38

    When I heard the word tequila I knew Diego was involved😂😂😂

  • @aliakhtar3558
    @aliakhtar3558 Před 2 lety +1

    Outstanding Stuff

  • @ktang001
    @ktang001 Před 3 lety

    This is comedy gold!

  • @Jolly_juice99
    @Jolly_juice99 Před 3 lety +18

    “Yeah, I’m not telling him that.” 😂

  • @pimpdaddycheese3339
    @pimpdaddycheese3339 Před 3 lety +148

    I love the fact that we can laugh at racist jokes

    • @c-portgames3666
      @c-portgames3666 Před 3 lety +13

      Without people getting triggered and cancelling someone I don’t even find this offensive if someone says a racist joke about my ethnicity in a bad way then I’ll get pissed

    • @isha_uta
      @isha_uta Před 3 lety +12

      Yes, ‘cause those are jokes. If someone said racist things with the intention of being bad, I wouldn’t laugh. P.E. I’m gay, and friends / family stimes make jokes about it, but a joke is a joke, i won’t get triggered for a joke.
      People who feel hurt or aggressed for jokes are mostly looking for attention or to feel different. ( except if people do it too much, a joke mustn’t become harassment )

    • @tonyclarke24
      @tonyclarke24 Před 3 lety +4

      @@isha_uta no one needs to know about your disgusting lifestyle

    • @pjack122
      @pjack122 Před 3 lety +3

      @@tonyclarke24 Whats disgusting about their lifestyle ?🤔

    • @moviefanattic4246
      @moviefanattic4246 Před 3 lety

      martial beaufils Your amazing & You Matter!💯

  • @exip9288
    @exip9288 Před 3 lety

    WHY THIS IS SO GOOD?!

  • @x9raps
    @x9raps Před 4 měsíci +1

    I love this

  • @marie-vy4mc
    @marie-vy4mc Před 3 lety +25

    "Ma'am, you know I can't understand shit, right?"
    "Maria."

  • @JujuInFlames
    @JujuInFlames Před 3 lety +51

    I’m so glad quarantine has brought me here, this channel is an absolute treasure

  • @carloleomanuel
    @carloleomanuel Před 3 lety

    Effin hilarious, lmao. Im subscribing!

  • @christineasilo9913
    @christineasilo9913 Před 3 lety +26

    After seeing this I laughed so hard that I started coughing now my family has put me in a separate room for isolation

  • @Sunbreaker7
    @Sunbreaker7 Před 3 lety +18

    This one really started up my morning with a good laugh, thank you!

  • @CollegeBoiJ
    @CollegeBoiJ Před 5 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂😂 Diego be making everything 10x better 😂

  • @MSR93
    @MSR93 Před 3 lety +5

    i love Maria's voice

  • @ramsesjournal2234
    @ramsesjournal2234 Před 3 lety +21

    0:31 Maria xd

  • @blackhood7200
    @blackhood7200 Před 3 lety +102

    I'd like to see Diego travel to Japan. I can imagine what he'd be like if he discovered anime, kimonos, and other things Japanese.

    • @ctrlinsidr
      @ctrlinsidr Před 3 lety +16

      He probably will just go to nearest bar and order 7 tequilas without paying

    • @blackhood7200
      @blackhood7200 Před 3 lety +18

      Or he will try Sake and be like, "WTF is this? This isn't tequila."

    • @alexthehooligan
      @alexthehooligan Před 3 lety +8

      He would see anime and see the big tits and say “this is better than tequila”

    • @purvi110
      @purvi110 Před 3 lety +3

      This comment section is better than anime...😂😂

    • @darshanachoudhary8068
      @darshanachoudhary8068 Před 3 lety

      @@purvi110 get some life dear

  • @canalturtleguita8089
    @canalturtleguita8089 Před 3 lety +3

    I love that voice, she is perfect, The Maria's voices

  • @carlyleroberts3995
    @carlyleroberts3995 Před 2 lety +3

    I watched this episode at least 12 times, I know most of the dialogue by heart! Funny as hell!!!!!

    • @bookworm8815
      @bookworm8815 Před rokem

      Same here. The best episode on this channel ever!

  • @lunitak6293
    @lunitak6293 Před 3 lety +24

    When you don’t need the captions-
    “Maria.”

  • @cameronlarson4046
    @cameronlarson4046 Před 3 lety +10

    I love how Maria Maria Maria turns to the cop after Diego repeats “si” at 2:15

  • @Shelly-Ecplisis
    @Shelly-Ecplisis Před rokem +1

    Best ad i ever seen i didnt skip it i finished watching it

  • @israelignaciomirelesmaria3009
    @israelignaciomirelesmaria3009 Před 11 měsíci +6

    1:25 But, she never said that
    Also she: good point

  • @daland4920
    @daland4920 Před 3 lety +5

    I love how your videos are short, but very good. Keep it up man, you're amazing at what you do.

  • @mahmoudaktham2507
    @mahmoudaktham2507 Před 3 lety +22

    Diego: "no hablo ingles"
    Police: *Surprise diego!* A real translator just entered the room 😂😂

  • @user-sm9hk4ko8q
    @user-sm9hk4ko8q Před 4 měsíci +1

    Bro I love this video

  • @MisterAmineEnglishDZ
    @MisterAmineEnglishDZ Před 2 lety +3

    The best one of Diego so far

  • @EnseiMada
    @EnseiMada Před 3 lety +79

    I've seen this on Reddit a long time ago. This was actually the reason why I discover this channel.
    Edit:
    Her Middle name and last name is the same.
    Conclusion: INCEST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @mthsfg
    @mthsfg Před 3 lety +12

    "ma'am, you know I can't understand shit right"
    *_m a r i a_*

  • @coling9499
    @coling9499 Před 3 lety

    This is awesome

  • @h-m6614
    @h-m6614 Před 3 lety +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣Haven't laughed this hard in a long time, good video

  • @veterankid179
    @veterankid179 Před 3 lety +3

    Your videos are amazing man. It honestly makes my day better and it great therapy for me. Thank you

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 Před 3 lety +42

    Maria Maria Maria.... I bet someone somewhere out there has this name and its freaking hilarious!

    • @kretarosdarker6395
      @kretarosdarker6395 Před 3 lety +2

      Nah... Last name can't be María... Unfortunately..😩

    • @ombrilines6841
      @ombrilines6841 Před 3 lety +1

      Not if you are from Romania 😂 this is possible there

    • @nerihitmoth8062
      @nerihitmoth8062 Před 3 lety +1

      In fact, an old friend of my aunt's daughter was named that (we're talking about old Spanish people). Guess it was a funny bet when her parents married!

  • @SabrineKsouri
    @SabrineKsouri Před 2 lety +1

    The pause and stare when she asked how he got the job and when the investigator asked who he was had me LOLing😂😂

  • @brayan1927ify
    @brayan1927ify Před 2 lety

    You guys are the best

  • @Nateramse
    @Nateramse Před 3 lety +11

    This guy is a genius! So glad I found this channel 🙌

  • @billymcrilly3548
    @billymcrilly3548 Před 3 lety +6

    *I WATCHED THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I STILL LOVE IT*

  • @Eminem_StanFan
    @Eminem_StanFan Před rokem +1

    The long pauses Diego gives are priceless

  • @AlexR_44
    @AlexR_44 Před 2 lety

    This is the second video I've seen and now I'm subbed. Friggin hilarious!

  • @YoYo-kh4tl
    @YoYo-kh4tl Před 3 lety +16

    I just noticed that when Diego described the guy it was actually the translator that was supposed to be there