Simpin' ain't Pimpin'
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 13. 04. 2021
- Simping doesn't just happen at the beginning. Your POI's energy can shift even in the 4th quarter.
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Mystery Link: ⹠Whitney Houston - I Wi... - Kråtké a kreslené filmy
âItâs always for some other duuuudeee Lana..â
Head up king Swoozie đ You are worth more
"Video Games" by Lana del Rey most be one of the heart breaking songs out there, good thing he wasn't humming "Dark Paradise" or else... rip NYC girl, u won't be missed...
I sit on the toilet đ
Archer be like
that one really hits home
"For a little over a year I've been single, but taken, but single, but taken" - _every Swoozie video I've ever seen since 2011_
Lol yeah basically
Ahahhahaa the read!
Can definitely relate smh
Oop â đ
Fxxx đ
I really respect him for talking about crying so openly
for sure so many guys don't wanna cry or talk about expressing their emotions honestly and openly, :(
Better him than the guy sitting back to back wit him
Sameeee
I mean whatâs a couple more million people am I right
Imagine being that girl. You do something and then you see the whole story on yt.
âWhatâs her last nameâ âwhatâs her last name all I need is her last nameâ WHAT WAS SHE FINNA DO!
She was gonna commit death note
Bro thatâs literally me with my friends
Hitman of death note lol
Its Girl. First name NY
beware of the bestie wrath- youll never know what hit ya dskhfjk
Aight everyone, our weekly meeting to figure out who New York Girl is will be held this Friday at five pm. Bring your own snacks.
We've got a state and a timeframe. We can probably track Swoozie's movements down easily enough. Once we have the right Hotel we'll just need to start checking security cam footage and we'll have her!
I'm ready to hack into the mainframe
I'm already there đ How you do our mans like dis??!!
I have hacked into all NYC camera database
@@msen5030 good
That Mr. Bean cosplay lookin *FRESH*
Oi MrBean
Bruh
Mr bean
Man i love that show
Jelly hol up kind to see you here
Aww....
His body language is telling me so many things in this story. The way swoozie owned his part in keeping someone in the maybe zone is admirable.
I have come to like this story the best out of all his stories. Because I feel like I can relate to the topic and feel like a friend
222 likes.
Itâs telling me that anytime she go back to NYC, she with her main dude getting her back beat in. Only used him for the free trips and money
I love how even thought he was hurt, he still gives her a voice. That's true respect. W Swoozie.
I knew this would be a sWooZie "TED Talk" when I saw the length of the video đ
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*therapy session
@@swoozie XD
@@swoozie can I be the president of your fan club
@@swoozie hey
He acts like heâs our therapist when it more seems weâre his đ
Meta lvl 2
bruh he replied
imagine
Lol!
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"why are u crying"
"the sad music"
"what are u listening too"
"spiderman music"
I donât know why this made me laugh so hardâŠ.
@@Vomit326 While me when I saw this comment đ
@@-Dark_ no none asked
Pizza time music is pretty emotional
Iâm laughing at the idea of Swoozie turning on random music, not songs he had downloaded, but just a music app that streams music of all kinds
And out of the hundreds of thousands of songs he could get
He ends up hearing the Titanic Terrible Recorder meme
I have never been left like that, but I felt that. "It's alWAys For AnothER duuuuuuude!" That legitimately sent a tremor through my soul and I couldn't help but feel a lil sad about that. You should write a book idc if it's an autobiography or not but you've clearly got some good character development if you could put that on a page or even emulate it on a page and sell it, I'm a buyer. And from all of your other stories that are doing better or worse in terms of views, I can tell you're good at tying loose ends, writing from several perspectives, and wrapping it up while calling attention to something you've done or said in the beginning.
Heh, it wasn't another dude for me.
It was another girl â ïžâ ïžâ ïžâ ïž
@@nickieBurke Welcome to modern times.
When youâre so early the bots arenât even here yet
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I was so early It said 2 seconds
Lmao
it be like that
yoooo
let it all out, you will feel so much better
Hello verified
whats good checkmark
Sup checky
greetings checkmark person
Why is everyone attacking the checkmark?
"IM NEVER GOOD ENOUGH, ITS ALWAYS SOME OTHER DUDE" Damn, who gave swoozie my high school journal?
âDonât talk to a girl who says she only has a friend.â- Biz Markie
Why?
@@t-masterrules5085 In the context of the song the main character asks the girl he likes if she is in a romantic relationship with anyone and she says she only has a 'friend', when in fact that friend is another person that has a romantic relationship with her. In my opinion, it relates to Swoozie's story. :)
It can end up becoming more than friends.
_"Wasn't technically dating."_
_"Flying out for ten days and planning to put a ring on it."_
That's not normal simping; it's *advanced simping.*
No cap
He tryna level up in the dump game
*simp
When Swoozie droppin a 17min vid *grabs popcorn* đż
Literally my reaction every time
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When swoozie drops a vid at all grab the popcorn
Popcorn gets stuck in your gum
duck that i grabbed a whole meal
The day swooz talks about his actual wedding is the day I'll admit that marriage is worth it
12:02 âŠ. That hit me so hard in the gut but at the same time âŠI laughed SO HARD (rip to Whitney) but the WAY YOU SANG IT! Love you swoozie đâ€ïž
The WORST part about situations like this is that you can only be mad at yourself for choosing someone who you're suspicious about regarding their interest and intention with you instead of choosing the person who is clearly matching your energy.
A similar situation happened to me a couple of years ago. The girl told me that she wasn't looking for a relationship right now, ghosted me shortly after that and then changed her FB status from "single" to "engaged" less than two weeks later.
I was doing a live here on CZcams and checked my Facebook news feed for something, and I cried ON CAMERA when I saw her engagement popup on my screen. Not one of my proudest moments...
Bro this hit me, just got axed last week after dating this girl for four months after she hit me back up (after bad communication after first date last year). High-key they weren't good for us it will take me a while but have to move on stronger :)
Not finna lie, I fell hard for this girl who I ended up being protective over. I was a simp before the word became mainstream and it was terrible. Eventually when I found out that she was a very toxic person it was too late, as she left me emotionally beatned and scarred to the point where I had trust issues for almost 3 years.
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Another damn verified comment, every one gets just insane likes
I was dating this girl years ago and she said we needed to break up so she could focus on God. I'm a Christian, too, and I understand. A month later, she's dating some other guy and they were together a year. Now, she's married.
RED PILL MAFIA
omg young don noooo
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Red pill you join the Mafia
Blue pill you never watch Swoozie make your choice
Hey essay!
"You got the good sauce?"
I'm talking about drugs. đđ
I think I would have to be a little late to max my internet with internet internet and internet internet is not working on internet internet and internet internet is so good and internet internet is not working so I donât have internet internet and internet internet is not working
Can't believe I've been watching swoozie since I was a 5th graders đâ€ïž and now I'm a whole third year college student đ time flies
Me 8 yearsđđđâ€ïž
âiâm crying over a girl i didnât even date.â
i felt that Swo. â€ïžâđ©č
I've been there, too. Worst heartbreak I ever went thru tbh.
@@AlwaysDr3aming Fr
Same. Hit me right in the broken heart đ
Bren there. Done dat
worst thing ever.
Someone is going walk up to one of SwooZie's exes and say "You made my therapist cry!" and then run away in tears.
His âtrying-to-be-a-therapistâ outfit is giving very much Light Yagami vibesđđ
Lmaoo!!
Very much
the outfit is giving me todoroki in your pfp vibes
@@justsomeonehere884 đđ
Spongebob and Mr. Bean for me
"I aint nobody's plan B, it's either you choose me or you lose me" -sWooZie
Please fix the loose to lose đ
@@Kessakii lose*đ
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The way he tells it, she was tired of being his plan B and bounced.
@@olivierzagadou haha thanks!
14:30 ,,Whats her last name?,,
*brings death note*
âHow imma look tryna hold on to somebody that doesnât wanna be with meâ Bruh. That sentence just resonates with me so much because of recent events. Simpin ainât pimpin
This video hits deep on so many different levels... you ain't nobody's plan B Swoozie
Bro NOBODIES LMAO
Either you choose him or you lose him!
Your right hes plan c
To be fair it seems like he made this girl his plan b or c for over a year. She's over it. She still sucks for letting him fly out though.
It isnât too late to make the right decisions in life!â€ïž Repent of your sins and seek God that you might be savedđ„ș!
Damn, if Swoozie is out here going through it too... ainât nobody safe .-. đ
True!
He is single most the time cause he plays stupid fucking games. He ain't real always playin the game.
@@Jeseabell you alright ? Seem a little angry and judgmental there
@@watchumeann did you watch the video? He said they were talking for over a year, and she told him multiple times that she wanted something more. No one is going to wait 1+ years for someone.
It ainât safe it ainât safe đ€Ł
âITâS ALWAYS FOR SOME OTHER DUDEđđđâ
Missed opportunity for the classic line: "I ain't no plan b, either you choose me or you lose me" đŻ
Am I the only one that wants to hear a wholesome story about him going to see his cousins?
Guessing by the fact that you have almost 80 likes, Iâm going to safely assume no. I also want that story. Also he â€ïž your comment! đđ
Deadass he was talking about putting this girl above friends and family. I halfway expected him to go secretly surprise them lmao
@@dallassteel625 bu
This story was pretty tough, but you never managed to fail making me laugh Swooz. Especially when you started singing Close To Me.
7:40 Omg... I have actually done this with the one relationship Ive had so far.
Met them in August, we both fall hard for eachother play a ton of games and chat a lot etc etc.
In early December, I'm at my best friends party with about 6 others, and me and my gf are chilling and laughing in the corner as we do a silly little "who loves eachother more" game. We are getting louder and sillier, until this other guy storms out. I ofc didn't immediatly notice this and was a tad confused at first.
Turns out, he has been good friends with her for atleast a few years maybe longer and had been working up the courage to say he had feelings for her for a long time. She never realized this, but would have gotten more serious with him if she knew before she met me.
I felt a little guilty ofc, what started between us just... kinda happened.
Then I felt REALLY guilty and also super impressed when I hear that when she talked with him.
This guy acted like an actual adult in the whole conversation and had no ill will towards me at all. In fact, me and him had a good long chat about just... stuff for like 4 hours like a week later.
About a month later our relationship kinda just... fell apart? We basically took a break from eachother afterwards for a month or so and have been good friends since. This other guy and her have gotten together after and I'm happy in many ways that it worked out. The three of us all play games together sometimes too.
Swoozie looks like one of those teachers that have that chill voice and hold a mug
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I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear ea
@@AxxLAfriku bruh Y u always saying random stuff lol.
Swoozie look like the teach that puts on movies all the time and letâs you call them by their first name lol
@@AxxLAfriku what is HATE?
When he said âitâs always with some other dude Lana itâs always with some other dude!â I felt that
0:09 Swoozie: I got drive...
I GOT POWER! I STAY HUNGRY I DEVOUR!!!
Bless your heart, đą. I can resonate with how you feel. You really be wondering â Why the hell do I have so much love music! â When your in that mood. And I highly understand the feeling , like the universe is conspiring against you. Itâs ok to cry. When you validate your emotions. You are healing yourself. Even if you feel silly about it.
âYour bringing 90% and they are bringing 10%â
My guy Swoozie is both the therapist and the patient in this vid. But facts are coming from both ends đŻđŻ
âSimpin ainât Pimpinâ will forever be an iconic line in history
Going through my own heartbreak and this just brought my spirits up. Thank you. I needed this.
LMAO So I'm not the only one out here gettin my heart broke by girls I ain't even date..
This video was mad fiređ„ your way to good at communicating though these stories. đ feels like I was 1 of the 7 people u told lmao
Your vids fire too
Stanley the goat how them clubs my boy? đ
Ayo its Stanley also damnn I'm a big fanđ©đ€đ€
You seem so cultured. Sometimes I doubt the value of art and animation and then I see ya intelligent-ass delivery keep it up brotha.
iâve been watching you for a long time and this is the hardest iâve laughed at one of your videos. thanks for sharing sorry you went through all of that
âEither you choose me, or you lose me. Cause I ainât gonna be anyoneâs plan B.â You said those words in a video a long time ago, back when I first started watching you, and itâs saved me a lot of heartache since. Keep your head up king
This is how I felt when my friend told me while drunk that if him and his gf didnât work out he called dibs on me. Like whatever dude. Iâm not waiting for anybody
saved me from a lot as well. you keep your head up too.
saved me from a lot as well. you keep your head up too.
Ay we actually living the same life on everything that exact quote got me over mad shit and helped me end stuff I had been thinking about ending
Swoozie having a breakdown:
Some guy: don't mind me, just listening
Love how honest you are with your feelings , swoozie đ
love you swooz, they donât know what they have until they lose itđ€
Swoozie, don't talk to that girl anymore. The only "closure" that actually matters is that she wasted your time and picked some other dude over you. You even said before, time is one thing you can never get back. So don't waste another second on that girl. She doesn't deserve anything from you. Just keep it pushing.
Period
They wasted each others time yo he said it himself he coulda locked it down with the YEAR worth of talkin to eachother
1/4 of a million views within the first day of uploading and over 7million subs to talk about this bullshit, is not wasting his time... you simpin' for a guy in a video.
did you miss the part that she wanted to lock it down and he basically just strung along the single talk??? mkay....
Facts
When Swoozie said "I thought I had this simiping under control" everyone and their mama felt that.
I still come back to this video to cry with Swoozie whenever I'm super lonely...
This story was so well told. Great content.
My jaw DROPPED đ©đ
There's no easy way to say this, but we're done?! đlol what
@@court9311 đ€Łđđđ
@@court9311 *say
Lol
How you go from ânot datingâ to put a ring on it. I think we skipped a few steps đ
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Lol itâs a metaphor for dating her
It isnât too late to make the right decisions in life!â€ïž Repent of your sins and seek God that you might be savedđ„ș!
@@go2ministries848 ask Zeus to grant you a place in his domain!
Fellow me guys âšïžâšïž
The âhold it down manâ had me deadđ
Swoozie is the great therapist of the internet he teaches and he helps like I try whenever I detect simp nrgy
@11:41-@11:43 OMG you really do have Mickey headphones, I thought it was just for your animated version đđđ
WHERE CAN I FIND THEM
I've never seen that b4, in my life
@@wshow6417 I am pretty sure they were a limited edition, but you can find them on amazon if you just look up mickey mouse beats headphones
@@wshow6417 Pretty sure he has a link in the description in his video on talking to girls at the gym.
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im not gonna lie im loving these 15+ minute videos
Same
You mean 17 videos?đ
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you aint even watch the video??
he posted this comment 2 minutes after it got uploaded btw
Periodt. Reciprocation when they match the same amount of being a simp as you and they match you is 100%%%
95% certain she was talking about you when she was like âhe likes me but I donât like himâŠâitâs ok man weâve all been there
"Her last name, all I need is her last name".. I lost it. XD
can we like appreciate this man swooz openly admitting his mishaps and simpin and ain't afraid to admit it this man got CONFIDENCE
That's not confidence, just realism. He's a gross thirst monster, he's so brave for openly admitting it
This guy was spamming this comment lol.
Swoozie: I'm a pretend internet therapist
Everyone: Well... it all started when I was 12.
That 90âs r&b music video cry hit different.
Plot twist: it was HIS therapy session, not ours đ real talk though, that shit hurts and I hope posting the video helped get through/ease some of that pain.
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âSingle, but taken, but still singleâ
I donât know why this made so much sense but it did.
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Explain pls
@@user-mf4cq6xv7t being friends with benefits with people where it's not expected you're monogamous but sometimes people do
@@user-mf4cq6xv7t When your Single, but you have that P.O.I. your looking at so you ain't really on the open market.
People who be taking up your heart space aren't worth it.
I laughed so hard when you started singing Whitney Houston. I almost choked on my pizza đđ
Yo Swoozie homie I know how it feels, I went through something extremely similar and trust me it hurts as hell but it gets better, sometimes us pimps become simps accidentally and we learn from our mistakes, hope you feel better dude
When she said âhe likes me, I donât really like him...â I think she was really talking about swooz. Damn đ
Trueđđđ
that's what I thought smh guys always simping for da wrong girls
I hate that, tell him for real not in secret language. Itâs so dumb that some of these girls think the guy will understand what you actually mean. And then be pissed cuz guys always say how they donât understand girls. >:/
Whitney Houston playing had to be the most hilarious thing ever minus that dude sipping his tea
Straight fax. This video had me laughing so hard
When I say it sent me đđđđđ
I've had a tough week, and idk why but something about listening to other people's troubles just makes you feel better. Like someone you can relate to. So thanks for being real
brother i feel the same i have been in a similar situation with a girl as well. keep your head up man it gets better. heal as long as you need
sWooZie: "I'm from the streets, don't let the clean-up confuse you"
Also sWooZie: *dressed as Mr.Bean*
Heâs out of line but heâs right
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that suit looked familiar hahaha
had me dead
Dang Iâm sorry thatâs rough đ„ș Itâs nice of you to âgive voiceâ to NY girl instead of just trashing her, very respectable.
Dont worry he get drip among us
Fellow me guys âšïžâšïž
getting 'newyork girl' vibes from this...
@@Tyler-ip6ut Glad I'm not the only one đ
@@Tyler-ip6ut đđđđđ dead ass
đ i think we found her boys đ
When he started singing I was dyingđđđđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł thank you đ bless
Honestly, Swoozie's videos are what I need to get through this painful Holiday known as Valentine's Day.
Men who are comfortable with their masculinity and donât have to pretend to be super macho all the time đŻ
YESS!! We need more men like Adande! Also hello Army đđđ
Being in an airport after a breakup is the one of the worst feelings ever
9:50 swoozie: and by the fourth song I was ready to bust out the noose.
The fourth song: I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM.
dear god this got to be my all time favorite vidoe of yours i resonated with this so much especially people staring at your face when you are going through something like your a main character in a movie or some shit. btw im from T&T too big up
I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT SWOOZIE DESERVES A SWEET AND CARING GIRL WHO TREATS HIM RIGHT FOR ONCE
For once đ
Yes he needs a good girl! đđ»đđ»
yesss đ
okay, but he has to be sweet and caring and not mr. playa right back too okay
Memento mori
âYou catch flights, not feelings.â Yet Swoozie did both â€ïžâïžđ
Today I learned that other people donât deserve my precious time if they arenât going to give me their time.
Thank you for sharing this story. It is so hard to find something real in the dating world.
a wise man once told me âi ainât nobodies plan B itâs either you chose me or you lose meâ
Nicely said!
Facts!
Nicely said!
I'm your starting QB we have no backups!
Grandparents knew more about women more than we ever knew.
Thatâs one of swoozies best quotes
Hey man remember that even if that girl didnt love you, there's still 7.38milion people who dođđ
bruv its not the same love, but I agree
I have been through this before, I learned my lesson. I cried and cried and then moved on and learned a great lesson. It's what you do with it that matters.
Its the shoes for the therapist outfit
I love it, it oozes "let's be comfortable. Let's let the guard down"
Those relationships that donât ever evolve into actual relationships always sting the worse bc it seems like there was so much potential and time thrown down the drain.
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hey you have the same name as me
I know exactly how that is. Fell for a girl who had no interest in me whatsoever. It was one of the hardest things I've ever gone through.
Omg I need to tell you my story
@@iamvoicelessmusic Fell for a guy that kept me guessing the entire way through and then just before he moved hundreds of miles away, he ghosted me for no reason at all. He moved before we could even establish a relationship...so I wasted months of my life.
If sWooZie canât find love, ainât much chance for some of usđ
*a lot of us
Big facts
He seems like he requires a lot of attention
Heâs a player and loves drama
@@Peppermon22 He only dates so many girls because they reject him. How is that being a playa
You da man bro. Mad props.
I miss being in this situation, after happening too many times you finally stop caring and it sucks not caring about the other person because you care about protecting your own heart in stead of looking at it like love
Swoozie is a real one for coming in clutch for my scheduled procrastination
Youâre not a simp for showing emotion bro, youâre human.
Yea but at least cry when youâre alone. I know he was too crushed to hold it in while he was out but⊠crying in public is a mistake
@@marlom7882 Anyone can cry whenever and wherever they want to. There's no shame in crying in public, it just makes you human if you got something going on.
@@x3Lalalax3 I say donât let other people see you have a moment of weakness or vulnerability. At least do it when youâre alone
@@marlom7882 fam how does it matter if he is showing weakness at the airport?
@@marlom7882 Why? There's nothing wrong with expressing emotion in public.
Bruuuuh it's okay to cry!! It doesn't matter if it was your fault, her fault, nobody's fault... either way, she left unexpectedly and anybody would be confused and disappointed.
14:00 jesus that voice acting is AMAZING. I've never been rejected (Im just a hermit. Mostly) but even I was tensing up with a tight feeling in my chest from second hand experience.
Damn dude.
Swoozie and the teacup KILLED me. Amazing. That's how you turn your heartbreak into art. Bravo. *slow clap*