Confessing my Embarrassing L's
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 7. 07. 2024
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Why aren't the comments talking about how sick that shading on the sonic was? He went off on that drawing
ikr đ
second
timestamp?
Its 0:34
Like bruh
âHey man I got to go, Obama needs meâ
âUnderstandableâ
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Seriously, anyone who wouldnât understand is a problem to me.
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Have a great day everybody lmk if my CZcams sniping channel is trash or not đšđwould mean a lot đŻ
@@daddy543 imagine being a bot
thanks swooz. video is made.
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Poggerz
PoGGeRz
Poggezzer
poggeeezzzerrrrr
"Todd, Todd, Todd; No Todd, No Todd, No Todd". đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł, too funny!!! Much respect and love King Swoozie đđđ
That part got me too. He's brave. I would've pulled over immediately lol.
NIKE, HE CHANGED, HE'S A BETTER PERSON NOW
Nobodyâs talking about the absolute GEM that is âIâve been through a lot of character development!â cuz that hit me HAAAARDDD.
Went through as much as sakura she went from simpin to pimpin
But dang he really forgot the meeting
That exact line came up as soon as i read the comment lol
Trulyđđđ
I LOVE THE FROG STORY thanks for keeping it real with us and making us feel less bad about our Ls because we all human and weâre just trying our best out here
11:31
sWooZ: Todd, please stay over there-
Todd: And I took that personally
â look at the shadingâđđ
Mans really went off on that sonic drawing
2:36
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W pin
Wait isn't that sanic
One day I will get pinned or hearted
DAMNNNNN HOW YOU FUMBLE NIKE LIKE THAT MAN đđđđđ
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He fumbled Leo and obama and Nike within the same decade
@@name-cn4wv I would personally never be able to recover from an L like that đ
I ask myself this regularly
You know what isnât an L tho?? My mans @sWooZie over here!!
I love how swoozie just casually talks about interviewing the president of the United States.
I haven't laugh cried in a while until now. The whole frog segment needs it's own epilogue! Where was the carcass? đ
"It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how you can get hit and keep moving forward" - Rocky Balboa
Adriannnnnnn
âNow if you know what youâre worth then go out and get what youâre worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ainât where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ainât you! Youâre better than that!â
-Rocky Balboa
âYou fight great, but Iâm a great fighterâ
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No you mean Michael jackson
The fact that he got sad because 1 person didnât want a picture, kinda shows that he actually cares about ALL of his fans
Lol, he wasn't sad for his fan, his ego was bruised. Understandably though
The guy who didnât want a picture is the guy who took a massive L not swooz
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the â man of peaceâ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust âpopeâ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
"The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now"
Tuesday, 20 March 2012
The Book of Truth
Or he just likes the attention lol. But not gonna lie I wouldn't mind a photo with Swoozie
@@Nikitinale ya when people be constantly asking you for pics and stuff it's gotta be really strange when the one person doesn't
Maybe it's a good way to keep a lasting impression I mean that guy clearly gets thought about often lol
this man will never run out of stories
My gosh, the frog story had me dying especially the
"Tood, todd, todd, no todd, no todd"
When you gotta pause your workout because Swoozie uploaded a new vid
Lol
What workout u doin?
You gotta have your priorities
@@swagster700 hitting chest and shoulders đ„
factz i have to study nope
Getting reject from Cal Arts makes sense they only have about a 25% acceptance rate. Getting rejected from Ringling where they have a 65% acceptance rate had to have hurt though.
L.
*_L indeed my friend, L indeed_*
Thatâs still a low acceptance rate
I literally didnât have a plan C so I was just looking around wondering about the meaning of life
@@swoozie dang man glad things worked out
Swoozies stories are low-key really satisfying you can listen to em again and again.
1:00 that line was too fire đ„đ„đ€Ł
We've all done the classic follow, send message, get ignored, unfollow, unsend message combo
Ja
Not you trying to relate for cloutđ€Łđ€ŁđȘđżbozo
@@mrwrldwide6351 Ur mad weird
@@mrwrldwide6351 bro stfu you weird asf for saying ânot youâ đ
@@SuaveSkii Bro Rs đđ
Swoozie, we know that youâre like becoming a Male Instagram model and stuff, but can you please upload more? - Sincerely, your CZcams subs đ
He's a model?! But yeah he needs to upload more.
Mhmm
wha-
Hey Sketch1UP! đđŸââïž
You've rebranded!
Ok
I'm actually crying from the last story, that was hilarious đ
Much respect for getting everything off the table, not everyone can do shit like this. Swoozie is one of the few who hasn't switched up
âThe difference between a master and a novice is the master has failed more times than the novice has triedâ
Korosensei đą
Korosensei, a man of culture i c
I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest CZcamsr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear matt
Steelers
Have a great day everybody lmk if my CZcams sniping channel is trash or not đšđwould mean a lot đŻ
Iâve related to Swoozie on a whole new level after that frog story
That happened to me but with a spider...scariest shit of my life!
That happened to me with a bee. Thank god my friend was in the car so I wasn't the only one screaming & looking weird. At least people in the other cars were laughing --- I definitely was not
One time I was outside my house in a towel and a frog was there and we made eye contact.......he starting hopping towards me and I was just running backwards and my towel was so close to falling off....thankfully he never touched me cuz I swerved and went in the house...no I'm not scared...just don't like em
Swoozie: "And, I see a frog on my dashboard. "
Me: đ” "Jeremiah was a bullfrog, a very good firend of mine. đ”
I really love these videos where swoozie is more open and treats his audience like his real friends itâs a unique feeling from you tubers and I love it sm also I just find these kinda more raw typa videos HILARIOUS
âThis is a shmedium frogâ -Swoozie 2021
Todd đž: "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
FAM I am LITERALLY DYING....
BRUH đ€Łđ€Ł
đđđđđ are u fr
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Hearing about all these "L" stories made me feel like I wanted to cry.
But then the Frog story at the end got me laughing uncontrollably
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Demon Frogs are on the loose!!!đ±đž
Love how open you were and love your videos in general! Part 2!!
âI felt so crunchy after thatâ đ€Łđđđđ
Hmmm
rip mans
Defo a we bare bears reference đ
Missing Obama and Leonardo for a pilot episode that never happened. omg I'm sorryđ„șđ„șđ„Č
That L would keep me up at night
I never clicked the spacebar so hard, to take a moment to take in that L x|
Dude... You're soooooo human (relatable). That's so cool. I guess I never thought you could take an L 'cause you're always, well, you. You're THE ONE. Thanks for sharing. I feel like, it's ok to L and not get so flustered.
Ngl swoozie gives really good vibes and being real relatable with anxiety which deserves a subscriber
Get my boy Swoozie to 10mil đđŸ
Bot.
Wait are you that dude on TikTok
You seem familiar
âI felt so crunchy after thatâ I felt it đ
*Eats a Crunch chocolate bar randomly*
your vids are so rewatchable you got a loyal sub bro
I LOOVED IT! đ Thx 4 sharing, I needed that.
âWe will just call the frog...Toddâ
Bruh he named the frog like he did to girls in all his other videos Iâm dyingđ
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Someone noticed đđ€Ł
I appreciate so much that you didnât milk any of these by making them each a video on itâs own. You just gave us like 10 for the price of 1. My mans.
My thoughts exactly!
I loved this so much, I had to watch it twice back to back.
You are so relatable. Love you Swoozie! đ„°
"I'm from the streets we don't do onesie parties"
"Come on Come on Peer PRESUREEE"
LOL
RIP juice
Bro your every where
Confessing my Lâs: every SNKRS order
Righhtttttt and my walk of shame is to Stock X
@@swoozie ayoo swoozie hows life man?
You and Todd got me crying laughing!! đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ
Thank you for this. I really needed this video. I was feeling dejected about my application for a job I really wanted (and needed) being passed over and wanted to look for a video like this to cheer me up, but I couldn't even bring myself to do a "when life gives you lemons" YT search, but here you are!! I stumbled across you quite randomly and now I'm subbed. Thank you đ
I feel like we're getting such next level transparency from you these days Swoozie đ
I like it.
I was thinking the same thing, don't have to CIA stalk anymo
@@jamalblassingale3391 đ€Ł
I donât like it it shows weakness
Look at swoozie catching L's with supermodels, brand deals, tv shows, THE PRESIDENT, and fan service... These L's are so relatableđ. Like bruh, your L's can be looked at as W's just to have themđ
Lol
You forgot the frog đ€Łđ€Ł
Bro, the first example is literally what Iâm going through rn. The entire reason Iâm watching you rn actually. Thatâs too funny. Thanks for cheering me up Swooz, definitely needed the laughđ„Č
man. what a legend. its like yours and vsauceâs content never gets old lmao
A man who fumbles this bad and still comes out on top deserves happiness.
Your energy is incredible.
mans biggest L involves getting an email from the us president, and my biggest win is getting a text back.
Can we all just appreciate how Swooze just laid out those embarrassing experiences in his life that you and I lay in bed at 1am at night thinking about? For our entertainment?? GOT DAMN much respeccc
426 likes and no reply lemme fix that for u đđœ
@@3lias368 thank you for breaking the silence
@@rachelmorrow9042 np have a blessed day đđœ
@@3lias368 blessings to you as well!
Having Swoozie confessing his embarrassing L moments actually makes me feel a little better about myself for some reason. BTW, digging the U.A High hoodie! I just got back into rewatching My Hero Academia.
Hopefully ur not one of the weird shippers that ship Deku and Bakugo and Deku and Eri and Deku and Almightđ€źđ€źđ€ź
@@SJ-qs3nz LOL I don't ship any of them. And there's nothing wrong with shipping. Let fans have their kinky kind of fun.
@@mayhmong itâs just weird shipping a teenager with a grown man and a teenager with a 6 year old
@@SJ-qs3nz dude why are you hating..
@@picocore1 Iâm not hating Iâm just saying shipping a teenager with a grown man is weird and shipping a teenager with a 6 year old is weirdđđ
BRU!!! DA FROG STORY HAD ME LMAO FRFR!! I FELT THAT ONE!!!!
The frog story has me ROLLINGđđ€Ł poor frog never made it out the car
"Sees frog in car." Screw that I'm walking home. I'm sorry car it had to end this way.
Sorry this is new to me, are some people scared of frogs?
@@nightwingmix1 frog cool
I love frogs they're my favorite animal
@@nightwingmix1 more often than you think
@@nightwingmix1 As a person that lives in Florida, no.
âIâm poor.â Says the wildly successful CZcamsr literally hosting a CZcams event.
Who asked for your opinion? đ€
@@ziesam itâs facts, but it was a joke so calm down
@@ziesam Buthurt
@@ziesam this ainât tiktok bro
Also he lives in L.A sooo-
AYO!! Watching your past vids, you wearing a UA hoodie, you one of my favorites now
Todd!! Making me actually laugh out loud!!!!!!
The frog story was hilarious!! Thanks for sharing Swoozie! đžđž
Right?đ I have this crazy story about a frog coming soon if you wanna check it out
I would have freaked out but like from the squee!! like OMG! Fwoggyyy!!!!
I lost it at the "Tod, Tod, No Tod, No Tod"
"This dude didn't want to even waste 2MB on a picture." Best line lol!
6:50 *dejected sigh*
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł I needed the laughs today! I would have died with the frog. Like @Wande, "That L turned to V
What a twist like its Louis vuitton"! God bless you & take care.
On the bright side, no matter how bad the L is in the moment, they make for fun stories to tell.
The fact that you can even talk about your Lâs like this just makes you a giant W swoozieđđđŻ
this video was so emotional I love it!!!
Thank u for telling the world ur storyâs they helped me with the bad thoughts thank u thank u very much
Swoozie is like that one good friend that you can stop talking to for 8 months and then pick up the conversation right where it left off.
Imagine driving at night and you look over and see Swoozie punching himself in the face đđđ
Lmao
These Lâs are hilarious, but omg dang he just missed the Leo and Obama one I would cry to. Also the frog looks unbothered I guess and this is a ninja frog tbhđđđ
I LOVE YOU SWOOZIE!!! đ
"We hold Ls sometimes"
I don't take Ls sometimes I take them everyday
Easier to count the Ws than the Ls life.
@@nfzeta128 What if you have no W's to count?
I wish it was easier to dodge Lâs.
This is arguably my favorite video, Todd takes the cake đ
OMG Your tale of Todd had me laughing my ass off. Thank you for that, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Poor widdle froggie.
swoozie catching a L is something i never thought i would hear
Did you not watch his last video? Lol
wym all his vids are about Ls
"We'll just call the frog... Todd"
Does that mean that he actually gave the frog a name
The frog đž one was so funny đđđ I hope Todd is living his best life now
I can't laugh out loud where I am at the moment but just know that frog L has me dying internally đ·Hold strong!
I clicked this so fast and like before it even started lol
Iâm still in the ad
Same bruh....
Nobody asked
@@mdott17 then why did you reply
Same..
Is no one questioning where tf a frog came from? Is that normal???
I also live in Florida, and depending on where you are(under a tree, ect) expect the unexpected lol, especially if the window is open(things get in even when opening the door to climb in). For me it's rarely been a frog, it's usually spiders that find their way in. Someone's porch will almost always have frogs or lizards, though I imagine that's not exclusive to Florida only.
Its Florida
ida been thinking a salamander
@@thegirlinthefireplace yh fr
This was... Hysterical! Loved it. Just reminds me of my L's... Thank you... I'm not alone....
i havenât watched u in forever omg
HUGE FAN, I live in Portland My Dad works for Jordan heâs head of marketing so Iâll put in a good word for you bro đ Iâm not lying to u
Put a word in for me please I need something
Portland Oregon or Portland texas
@@smelly_upho3157 portland oregon
@@phoenixorion.dicosmo oh ok lol I live in Portland texas
Another portlander!! :)
Swoozie has made us all into that one friend that you can talk to about relationships
Bro the shading on those drawings đ
I haven't watched your CZcams channel in years, but I'm kinda glad now I can watch every video I ever missed
Everyone has taken an L itâs how you bounce back after
Swoozie: Missing an interview with Leo D.
Me: That's rough buddy.
Avatar reference
Swooz being scared of a frog, while me literally picking up giant bullfrogs
Loved this! Expecting a part 2 :]
Swoozie has been telling us more and more stories about him taking major Ls lately..hope the Trinidadian King is doing okay đ đčđč
I do catch dubs but When I tell stories about dubs it can come off as braggy really quick. plus the L stories are v entertaining.
Yoooooo swoozie luv your videos keep doing what your doing
Bruh I love how real u are ur funny as hell
I heard him start talking about Nike, remembered the title, then facepalmed before he even said it
Can we talk about how Swoozie is the definition of black don't crack like fr thinking this man was 20-30 the whole time đ
Thanks you just ruined my day with that đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Can we talk about how fine u is, and im yo first subscriber as of now so i deserve special privileges, let me get that Instagram đ
Omg I just looked up his age and Iâm shook I really thought he was 25
@@katiechambers1319 how old?
@@jeanne8255 he will be 41 this year