Beating World Records in Minecraft

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  • čas přidán 18. 02. 2020
  • Beating World Records in Minecraft - Today we take on a bunch of world records in Minecraft. We attempt to beat real world records using Minecraft features and functions. I make use of redstone, enchanting and potions to allow me to break world records!
    We break the 100m world record, shot put world record, javelin world record, long jump world record. We are now professional minecraft players.
    Filming channel: / thatmumbojumbo2
    Instagram: / officialmumbo
    Twitter: / thatmumbojumbo
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  • @stefan6347
    @stefan6347 Před 4 lety +4564

    "Bring on the steroids!"
    Is a quote I would've never thought would come out of Mumbo's mouth

  • @zizo5349
    @zizo5349 Před 4 lety +2507

    interviewer: How did you manage to break 4 world records in less than 15 minutes?
    Mumbo Jumbo: *The secret ingredient is crime.*

  • @nebula_the_starfish
    @nebula_the_starfish Před 3 lety +522

    Imagine throwing something a full 23.1 meters and the next contestant walks up and just assembles some massive structure with moving parts and wires and weird slimy stuff and annihilates your record and the judges are like "cool"

    • @evihippogrief772
      @evihippogrief772 Před rokem +9

      Yeah, in real life you would think it would stick to the slimes

    • @gabrielbarros493
      @gabrielbarros493 Před rokem +6

      @@evihippogrief772 In real life you would think "what the f*ck is that green thing?"

    • @evihippogrief772
      @evihippogrief772 Před rokem +1

      @@gabrielbarros493 Also that.

    • @saitama9994
      @saitama9994 Před rokem

      Its really quite simple

    • @eliza1498
      @eliza1498 Před 5 měsíci

      training your whole life to break a world record only to be thwarted by some mustachioed lunatic who starts constructing a towering glass spire covered in slime and Mystery Powder in plain sight of the contestants, the judges, and god himself

  • @atrashlemon7735
    @atrashlemon7735 Před 3 lety +955

    “I really hoped to do this without the use of illegal substances” -mumbo 2020
    “Now that we know usain bolt use illegal substances to beat the world record” -also mumbo 2020

    • @lunna-moon
      @lunna-moon Před 3 lety +25

      I want tell you something, and that was mumbo couldnt even beat the world record with illegal substance because 72 minutes in real life is 1 minutes in minecraft

    • @nyandoesthings
      @nyandoesthings Před 2 lety +6

      @@lunna-moon this is true but imagine how zooming you would be if they adjusted the player speed for that, lmao.

    • @BorchikYes
      @BorchikYes Před 2 lety +4

      Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids! -Mumbo

    • @lottib463
      @lottib463 Před 2 lety +3

      "Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids"

  • @aspenwatson2116
    @aspenwatson2116 Před 4 lety +4708

    Alternative Title: Mumbo spends the entire episode justifying his clear and blatant cheating

  • @proclaimecstasy3269
    @proclaimecstasy3269 Před 4 lety +1693

    Mumbo: *tries to beat the long jump world record*
    Also Mumbo: *flies away*

  • @bigsmartfish
    @bigsmartfish Před 4 lety +721

    As someone who likes javelin, I feel it is my job to point out that you can't step over the line, so wait until it rains, then riptide back behind the line for the record.

    • @willchadburn7664
      @willchadburn7664 Před 3 lety +5

      lol he cheated ( cause illegal steroids isn’t )

    • @TraverseIce
      @TraverseIce Před 3 lety +29

      tbh if mumbo had just launched himself straight up in the air with the riptide (maybe a block backwards), he would've been high enough to throw it the required distance.
      This comment section is getting too geeky lol

    • @bigsmartfish
      @bigsmartfish Před 3 lety +8

      @@TraverseIce yeah that is true, just go up, throw it, then fall back, as long as you don't touch the ground after the line. and yeah, we are definitely too geeky and over-analysing this lol.

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 Před 2 lety +2

      As someone who likes honesty, I feel it is my job to point out that a good chunk of Olympians are on PEDs. Hell, most countries that don't do extensive olympic trials to select athletes literally have protocols for when their athletes should start cycling off of each compound so they can get the most training benefit while still testing negative. And it isn't just weightlifters. Not all steroids are for strength or size. Many increase muscle endurance and decrease recovery time.
      But just as a famous example of how prevalent it is, it was either the 1992 or 1996 where a weightlifter who finished 9th ended up being awarded gold years later because all 8 of the people who placed ahead of him ended up having their samples test positive for "frankenstein cycles" that couldn't be tested for until the methods improved. Frankenstein cycles were basically where athletes loaded up with a ton of complimentary compounds like anavar, clenbutetol, dianabol, winstrol, etc... in lower doses to where they couldn't be detected individually, and there were no available biomarkers (at the time) indicating use - but they still got one hell of a benefit.

    • @pilotbug6100
      @pilotbug6100 Před rokem

      I like the ship
      yes there was one in history named Javelin a British J class Destroyer

  • @SCP--pr1yd
    @SCP--pr1yd Před 3 lety +572

    “It’s still in keeping with regulations”
    Me: you just took multiple steroids, have a big magic fork, a pair of wings from space, and multiple black pearls that give you the power of teleportation

  • @loganeliason9666
    @loganeliason9666 Před 4 lety +4705

    Steve can hold entire mountains in his back pocket but still can’t break any of these records without use of illegal substances

    • @fgvcosmic6752
      @fgvcosmic6752 Před 4 lety +260

      Ever seen a weightlifter sprint?
      Steve is a pro weightlifter

    • @m3rl1n97
      @m3rl1n97 Před 4 lety +16

      @Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! no

    • @user-lf9ne7hv7u
      @user-lf9ne7hv7u Před 4 lety +10

      @Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! no

    • @Houtblokje
      @Houtblokje Před 4 lety +21

      @Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! we all know that aurescent gamez_ is your alt account, so disappear and go actually EARN your subs

    • @Raf06.
      @Raf06. Před 4 lety +36

      Steve can throw a heavy trident over a mountain, but cant throw a stone more than 5 blocks

  • @gamemode_cat6606
    @gamemode_cat6606 Před 4 lety +2642

    "Sir, this is the olympics. Please hand over the blue pitchfork, steroids, and shiny pearls. Also, what the hell is that on your back, you're not a bird, this isn't marti gras."

  • @vooshnogin
    @vooshnogin Před 3 lety +369

    Nobody:
    Mumbo: Shows up with 2 javelins to the javelin throw

  • @3dollarsperfrown
    @3dollarsperfrown Před 4 lety +398

    Finally putting my math classes to use : im pretty sure 45° would beat the javelin record

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds Před 4 lety +30

      Yea, 45 degrees will always get you the farthest.

    • @fred-ss4ym
      @fred-ss4ym Před 3 lety +60

      45° is best if thrown from the floor, it was calculated that in Minecraft it is best to throw at about 41.5° as the projectile is not launched from the ground.
      Proof: czcams.com/video/9VIQyMWHS_k/video.html

    • @SkyHacker9
      @SkyHacker9 Před 3 lety +5

      i learned the 45° thing from gym class for ball throwing

    • @Tushii
      @Tushii Před 3 lety +1

      That's what I was thinking haha

    • @dragilionmt6445
      @dragilionmt6445 Před 3 lety

      I'm confused

  • @joeyhicks1670
    @joeyhicks1670 Před 4 lety +9020

    Imagine some guy is about to do a long-jump but he starts accidentally flying away

    • @cosmo1248
      @cosmo1248 Před 4 lety +315

      I did a full-on evil cackle when I read this, thank you for making me laugh for the first time in days

    • @multiplebread90
      @multiplebread90 Před 4 lety +125

      He might be disqualified

    • @army6669990101
      @army6669990101 Před 4 lety +175

      "well thats embarrassing. You guys shouldnt have seen that" - The guy that holds all the long jump world records. probably

    • @isoettes
      @isoettes Před 4 lety +74

      Donald Trump "/gamemode survival".
      Also Donald Trump "/win election".

    • @arthurhearns1832
      @arthurhearns1832 Před 4 lety +11

      Ha ha in de chat

  • @doctorxawesomestop-motion1234
    @doctorxawesomestop-motion1234 Před 4 lety +5020

    Technically, you were shot putting a cubic meter of stone, which is pretty impressive no matter how you spin it

  • @YouKnowWhosBack
    @YouKnowWhosBack Před 4 lety +85

    Mumbo: *S P E E D*
    1.16 Soul Speed enchantment: Hol' my beer.

  • @4thalt
    @4thalt Před 3 lety +78

    "Do they have helium shorts?"
    - Mumbo Jumbo, 2020

  • @oscarrenaupallares330
    @oscarrenaupallares330 Před 4 lety +2503

    So for the WR you need:
    -Steroids
    -flying capes
    -More steroids
    -Magical Items
    -Cheating, a lot of cheating

  • @growflow4665
    @growflow4665 Před 4 lety +883

    Mumbo: *uses tons of steroids to beat all the challenges*
    Everyone: *Enderpearl*

    • @exotium2765
      @exotium2765 Před 4 lety +27

      I bet there is no rule prohibiting teleportation :P

    • @SpawnG2G
      @SpawnG2G Před 4 lety +5

      @@exotium2765 JUST teleportation, perfomace enhancing substances and machinery are cool :P

    • @spence-taku6063
      @spence-taku6063 Před 4 lety

      Let's be honest mumbo would do that

    • @zeceprincess8210
      @zeceprincess8210 Před 4 lety

      @@spence-taku6063 czcams.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/video.html

  • @thomasagostoni3428
    @thomasagostoni3428 Před 3 lety +68

    mumbo: bring the steroids!
    me: here are the strongest steroids i found, sir: speed 255, leaping 255, riptide 37265

    • @mkDaniel
      @mkDaniel Před 2 lety +2

      Leaping 255 glues you to the floor. It breaks at 128 if they did not fix it.

  • @TraverseIce
    @TraverseIce Před 3 lety +33

    For the javelin, the results were:
    30 degrees: ~84 blocks
    25 degrees: ~77 blocks
    40 degrees: ~87 blocks

  • @izackwilliams2659
    @izackwilliams2659 Před 4 lety +590

    Mumbo a few weeks ago: 'I have never been in a gym'
    Mumbo now: 'So I was in the gym today thinking about working out but then playing sports in Minecraft instead

  • @aroach4689
    @aroach4689 Před 4 lety +252

    The accidental flying sent me and now I'm crying of laughter imagining somebody at the olympics accidentally floating away at the long jump

    • @shradgamer8116
      @shradgamer8116 Před 4 lety +6

      Haha you got me

    • @ytuser4562
      @ytuser4562 Před 4 lety +3

      Now you’re not the only one!!

    • @ytuser4562
      @ytuser4562 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol! *insert asdf movie clip of guy floating away from a cliff*

    • @blcksvvan
      @blcksvvan Před 4 lety +4

      I imagined a god who wants to live amongst the humans and he forgets that he's not allowed to fy

    • @gabrielramos3201
      @gabrielramos3201 Před 4 lety +1

      Remembers me that episode of the Simpsons when Homer jump off a cliff with a skateboard and failed miserably 😂

  • @bello5733
    @bello5733 Před 4 lety +32

    "I was on the gym today thinking about Usain Bolt... As you do"
    Best quote of the vid and its within the first seven seconds

  • @bloxyyt
    @bloxyyt Před 3 lety +38

    to conclude: all athletes use swiftness or leaping potions

  • @kiancroxall2099
    @kiancroxall2099 Před 4 lety +489

    Mumbo: *shoots himself into the air with a “javelin” and throws another one when he’s really high up in the air*
    Also Mumbo: “is that cheating? I don’t know if it’s cheating. I think it might be cheating”

    • @mastere6115
      @mastere6115 Před 4 lety +4

      Tbh....if u think about it,that reptile is essentialy minecrafts version of running momentum, so if it was thrown before the line.....technically..... It's legal

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost Před 4 lety +2

      @@mastere6115 He must land before the line too. So it's probably possible to use this technique, it's quite hard to pull off

  • @rulinggemini1330
    @rulinggemini1330 Před 4 lety +1418

    Swimming record: Exists.
    Mumbo: *GET THE STEROIDS READY*

    • @sethv5273
      @sethv5273 Před 4 lety +23

      Also mumbo: someone get me some dolphins to hold captive

    • @jasondeng7677
      @jasondeng7677 Před 4 lety +1

      pet dolphins

    • @kaja3932
      @kaja3932 Před 4 lety +1

      Mumbo: soul speed on soul soil underwater

    • @nacl4988
      @nacl4988 Před 4 lety

      Get the dolphin and boots

  • @shn4449
    @shn4449 Před 4 lety +9

    So Usain Bolt was actually a long line of redstone lamps all along.

  • @Sakkeru96
    @Sakkeru96 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I used to do a fair bit of track and field competitions and was actually not too bad at high jump, but I can confirm that seeing someone jump higher than their own height never stops looking impressive.
    Also, helium shorts will have me laughing for days now

  • @Skydk.
    @Skydk. Před 4 lety +2076

    Mumbo: Bring on the steroids
    CZcams: DEMONETIZED

  • @1invisible1lol1
    @1invisible1lol1 Před 4 lety +595

    "Forty degrees seems way too vertical."
    Except for maximum distance with minimal drop off you should always launch ballistics at a 45° angle.

    • @noe9250
      @noe9250 Před 4 lety +14

      1invisible1lol1 ach, kinda, depending how you model it and what you’re launching

    • @Natertot.
      @Natertot. Před 4 lety +28

      If it was an ideal machine with no weight and no air resistance 45° would be best but we don't live in a perfect world now do we but who knows 45° might still be best in mc

    • @imdaworst1559
      @imdaworst1559 Před 4 lety +37

      Odd Thomas imagine how big brain the developers of Mojang have to be to add air resistance and weight resistance on all the items in mc

    • @theomegatango
      @theomegatango Před 4 lety

      Only in the void

    • @Gouzation
      @Gouzation Před 4 lety +1

      Like if nerd

  • @bousica2
    @bousica2 Před 3 lety +10

    Mumbo Jumbo: "Well i count it"
    Random kid: "I WON"
    People: "You literaly flew in a plain and threw a stone out"

  • @darthgroot1309
    @darthgroot1309 Před 4 lety +20

    Just goes to show how impressive these records are.

  • @camerongray7767
    @camerongray7767 Před 4 lety +589

    Nobody:
    Mumbo:
    Literally places a half meter tall block In front of high jump and walks across bar while on steroids. “Yeah that’s not cheating”

  • @tylerrivas8542
    @tylerrivas8542 Před 4 lety +1890

    "I really hoped to do this without the use of illegal substances, but occasionally they are necessary."

    • @thebluebuilder
      @thebluebuilder Před 4 lety +27

      Well yes , They are really necesssary. How else are you going to *beathe* without them.

    • @18t32
      @18t32 Před 4 lety +5

      @@thebluebuilder what?

    • @joshcarter2310
      @joshcarter2310 Před 4 lety +6

      Oxygen nitrogen and carbon dioxide aren't illegal substances

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother Před 4 lety +3

      @@joshcarter2310 Carbon dioxide is poisonous, though.

    • @urinesoakedtroglodyte5764
      @urinesoakedtroglodyte5764 Před 4 lety +4

      Toe Bro not illegal tho

  • @doublem5335
    @doublem5335 Před 3 lety +12

    4:21 just imagine in the olympic long jump and the athlete just starts flying away

  • @rafazrahman9707
    @rafazrahman9707 Před 4 lety +71

    Imagine your friend is going to do a long jump and accidentally just starts flying away

  • @p1geonn
    @p1geonn Před 4 lety +1151

    I love how when he embarrassed himself and instead of editing it out he just keeps it in and said it was embarrassing

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 Před 4 lety +1011

    “Beating world records in minecraft”
    if you weren’t crazy enough Mumbo

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ Před 4 lety +5

      Sadly, this is true.

    • @DerpyDarky
      @DerpyDarky Před 4 lety +2

      Wonk Screws Up on the Internet wobba wobba

    • @Uhbaddydom
      @Uhbaddydom Před 4 lety +1

      I was 420 like 😀

    • @monochromeart7311
      @monochromeart7311 Před 4 lety

      Hai, Kazuma Desu!
      It's not like Mumbo is a Crazy Diamond....
      Btw, where did you get that picture from?

    • @kingniggaz7760
      @kingniggaz7760 Před 4 lety

      @@monochromeart7311 czcams.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/video.html

  • @pinkpapita6345
    @pinkpapita6345 Před 2 lety +10

    A bit of cheeky physics, projectiles always go the furthest when thrown at 45⁰
    If you're interested, it's because the range is proportional to sin2x where x is the angle, hence it's value becomes maximum at 45⁰

    • @personperson5647
      @personperson5647 Před rokem

      Only applies to an object being thrown across a flat horizontal plane.
      The Minecraft character holds (and throws) the object from his hand, so the object has already been vertically displaced and the optimum angle ≠ 45.
      This is because the height where the object lands is ≈ 1m below where the object was thrown.
      The optimum angle is actually < 45, likely around 41, 42.

  • @CapAmerica10
    @CapAmerica10 Před 3 lety +6

    Real Athletes: work hard to beat records
    Mumbo: just uses potions and redstone and lots of illegal mechanics

  • @eeeeeeeeeeeee9651
    @eeeeeeeeeeeee9651 Před 4 lety +773

    Ok but it's seriously so adorable how serious he actually gets about these the further into these he goes

  • @schwa7728
    @schwa7728 Před 4 lety +489

    There's one world record Mumbo will permanently have: Biggest Spoon

  • @TraverseIce
    @TraverseIce Před 3 lety +8

    Tbh i think that you should've just used the ender pearl for the shotput in the first place mumbo

  • @nickbell9636
    @nickbell9636 Před 4 lety +10

    I just watched a vid with his old intro, I’m overcome with depressing nostalgia.

  • @samir7508
    @samir7508 Před 4 lety +462

    "So now that we've confirmed that Usian Bolt did in fact take tonnes of illegal substances to achieve his world record, its time to move on" - Mumbo 2020
    I'm sorry but that was priceless 😂

    • @itsmarki8068
      @itsmarki8068 Před 4 lety +1

      I believe its spelt R U Sane Mumbo? Like seriously people...

    • @rainespiano
      @rainespiano Před 4 lety +2

      Its Marki pffff-

    • @VeilOfTime
      @VeilOfTime Před 4 lety +1

      Not only that, I was laughing the hole video. It just made my day.

    • @kingniggaz7760
      @kingniggaz7760 Před 4 lety

      @@VeilOfTime czcams.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/video.html

    • @nick5075
      @nick5075 Před 4 lety

      *let's move on to the next one

  • @KingRabbitDev
    @KingRabbitDev Před 4 lety +1386

    I never thought that I would hear the words “Bring on the steroids” in a Minecraft video

    • @purple8990
      @purple8990 Před 4 lety +19

      @Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! no

    • @obgaming6802
      @obgaming6802 Před 4 lety +2

      Just waiting for some remix...

    • @aendra6495
      @aendra6495 Před 4 lety +26

      @Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! Mate, putting spam in random places in comment sections to beg for subs is not the way to build an audience. Most people who see it will be annoyed and people who do take pity and subscribe will most likely not watch any videos. It's annoying and ineffective.

    • @rudytheduck4776
      @rudytheduck4776 Před 4 lety +1

      small pp

    • @keaneelinon7729
      @keaneelinon7729 Před 4 lety +1

      LMAAOO

  • @limabean127
    @limabean127 Před 3 lety +20

    Yes. You throw the "javelin" and hold on to it, flying in the air, throw another "javelin' and land without getting hurt. Yup that works.

  • @kroh7742
    @kroh7742 Před 4 lety +12

    4:33
    Mumbo sounds like pyrocynical

  • @doomsdaymuffin
    @doomsdaymuffin Před 4 lety +729

    Minecraft in real life: there’s a race and one guy cheats by using a potion of speed

  • @floome
    @floome Před 4 lety +106

    Mumbo: *uses machines and steroids to beat records*
    “They must have done this too”

  • @ranken5936
    @ranken5936 Před 3 lety +2

    Nobody:
    Mumbo Jumbo: casually plays at 712 fps 8:48

  • @TraverseIce
    @TraverseIce Před 3 lety +6

    4:41 that was mumbo talking?! lol it sounded more like an old woman

  • @WaxerYT
    @WaxerYT Před 4 lety +366

    Imagine just being at the Olympics and seeing some dude doing shotput with some redstone

    • @d3zz_439
      @d3zz_439 Před 4 lety +6

      Imagine there being olympics rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Oscar-vs5yw
      @Oscar-vs5yw Před 4 lety +3

      Imagine there's redstone in real life

    • @barriosheine
      @barriosheine Před 4 lety +1

      so he didint do the rocord, the permanet record should be Farthest Shotput: Redstone Dust ovw (overworld)

    • @_dude208
      @_dude208 Před 2 lety

      He just has a cannon

    • @wickedwong4057
      @wickedwong4057 Před 2 lety

      And with a three piece suit too!

  • @botmobile1350
    @botmobile1350 Před 4 lety +373

    Nobody:
    Mumbo: bring on the steroids. Bring on all the steroids

  • @testtester8492
    @testtester8492 Před 3 lety +2

    Mumbo: *is literally playing a video game*
    Also Mumbo: “lemme just did the exact same thing and expect a different result.”

  • @talanez
    @talanez Před 4 lety +70

    “Bring on all the steroids bring on all the steroids”
    😂 😂 😂
    And then he gets potion of leaping and swiftness lol

  • @rewindproductions7261
    @rewindproductions7261 Před 4 lety +226

    "Lets have at it!"
    *jumps half way*
    "Oh"
    ....
    ....
    ....
    "Bring on the illegal substances!"

  • @Greenpixel16
    @Greenpixel16 Před 4 lety +587

    "sir, we don't use interdimensional spheres or blue pitchforks for this sport..."

  • @enochlui525
    @enochlui525 Před 2 lety +3

    Is it just me or does everytime Mumbo praise Usain Bolt just make him funnier.
    This video is a masterpiece.

  • @whythehelldoineedahandle
    @whythehelldoineedahandle Před 3 lety +4

    4:22
    his giggle after that is *priceless*

  • @samgoesbam1108
    @samgoesbam1108 Před 4 lety +853

    Mumbo: Takes out calculator in class to do the test really easy
    “Is that cheating? I don’t know if that’s cheating”

  • @ivo2781
    @ivo2781 Před 4 lety +232

    Poor mumbo, missed that one physics class and now doesn't know that the optimal angle when throwing your trident is 45º

    • @Green_Eclipse
      @Green_Eclipse Před 4 lety +27

      Poor Ivo, missed that one physics class and now doesn't know that the initial height matters and the optimal angle is not always 45°.

    • @iykigugu6798
      @iykigugu6798 Před 4 lety

      @@Green_Eclipse czcams.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/video.html

    • @nihitkhunteta6137
      @nihitkhunteta6137 Před 4 lety +30

      @@Green_Eclipse if we remove any air resistance which doesn't exist in Minecraft, optimal angle is 45°.
      But due to some distance between hand and head, the angle is slightly lesser than 45° in the game since the angle is calculated from eye level instead of hand level

    • @potatoyt1406
      @potatoyt1406 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Green_Eclipse yeah, it's probably about 40-35, by throwing it at 45 you would be using some of your strength to make it go up instead of forward. Picture a ball going up at 45° and then falling down, tracing a line behind it, now imagine another one being thrown at 40° with the same strength, it will go slightly further, trust me, I'm an athlete.

    • @RiseInAfterlife
      @RiseInAfterlife Před 4 lety +7

      @Owen Luts Scicraft looking up from their Rng-Manipulating Circuit, shaking their head in utter disdain for casuals.

  • @janluus9590
    @janluus9590 Před 4 lety +8

    I wonder how easy he thought this challenge would be compared to how hard it really is

  • @Devinelea11
    @Devinelea11 Před 10 měsíci +2

    4:21 laughing unreasonably hard at this. you're watching a long jump competition and one of the competitors just fucking flies off

  • @speci4lforce
    @speci4lforce Před 4 lety +234

    “The record has been broken, I repeat, the guy has flown away”

  • @unbid1
    @unbid1 Před 4 lety +351

    “And with the shot put record being a pathetic-“ *I Died*

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 Před 4 lety +4

      Need an ambulance?

    • @unbid1
      @unbid1 Před 4 lety +1

      I require life alert

    • @OrangeySnicket98
      @OrangeySnicket98 Před 4 lety +9

      To be fair, though, I'm pretty sure they don't shot putt a cubic meter of solid stone in the Olympics.

    • @manan-543
      @manan-543 Před 4 lety

      @@OrangeySnicket98 that's far from the point😒. It's a funny and silly video where mumbo is goofing about. And here he was being sarcastic. Please don't use logic in this too. Save it for something else.

    • @OrangeySnicket98
      @OrangeySnicket98 Před 4 lety +5

      @@manan-543 You are quite correct; it is just a silly video. My humor is simply dry. I promise, that was intended as a joke, not as logical.

  • @nifty4261
    @nifty4261 Před 4 lety +11

    "I was in the gym today, thinking about Usain Bolt like you do..." I totally agree...who doesn't think about Usain Bolt.

  • @tytendo64
    @tytendo64 Před 3 lety +3

    Alternate title: Mumbo tries to explain how he is not cheating in the Olympics

  • @ZajoZajoZajo
    @ZajoZajoZajo Před 4 lety +199

    Mumbo: *Doing silly things whole week*
    Hermitcraft: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @yoamal1187
      @yoamal1187 Před 4 lety +7

      The season is about to end any ways

    • @iykigugu6798
      @iykigugu6798 Před 4 lety

      @@yoamal1187 czcams.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/video.html

  • @wolfofdawn4053
    @wolfofdawn4053 Před 4 lety +253

    Do a part 2! This is brilliant . swimming record, horse riding record, rowing record

    • @aquamaryne9184
      @aquamaryne9184 Před 4 lety +3

      Yesss

    • @aquamaryne9184
      @aquamaryne9184 Před 4 lety +4

      Horse riding would be fun

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 Před 4 lety

      @@aquamaryne9184 czcams.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/video.html

    • @Siebje
      @Siebje Před 4 lety +1

      @@arfsnmdgn9271 this is going to be that mortal kombat E video right...
      Edit: oh well it is mortal combat but not the E video

    • @eri_berri
      @eri_berri Před 4 lety

      Yass

  • @ThatXDC
    @ThatXDC Před 3 lety +2

    4:31 This had me crying LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilsmack3342
    @lilsmack3342 Před 3 lety +1

    Mumbo: working out
    Also mumbo: MiNeCrAfT

  • @astrolypse
    @astrolypse Před 4 lety +343

    mumbo: "you can just go bonk"
    Also mumbo: *smacks his head on the bar*
    *that's what i call a bonk xD*

  • @runedrongesen2028
    @runedrongesen2028 Před 4 lety +93

    Just to clear up, the record in Javelin once was over 100 meters, but they changed the weight distribution of the javelin because they thought it was too dangerous

  • @gospel4339
    @gospel4339 Před 3 lety +10

    Bring out the steroids
    Are words I never thought would come out of this man mouth
    Me: oh hell naw......he didn't

  • @testtester8492
    @testtester8492 Před 3 lety +1

    Love this laid back style :)

  • @akshay3078
    @akshay3078 Před 4 lety +207

    It's one thing to call Usain Bolt a madman for his skills
    It's another thing to ask him
    *You Sane, Bolt?*
    OK I'll show myself out

  • @Oscarous64
    @Oscarous64 Před 4 lety +161

    4:52 "This should be easy!"
    He may not have thrown 23 meters, but he threw a square meter of stone 2 meters with one hand!

    • @IcicleFurry
      @IcicleFurry Před 4 lety +5

      and that square meter of stone is compressed down to a square decimeter, making it even more dense that it already is..

    • @obliteratordeathcon4456
      @obliteratordeathcon4456 Před 4 lety +7

      you mean cube meter.... it's a cube not a square . so it's ^3 not ^2

    • @Oscarous64
      @Oscarous64 Před 4 lety

      @@obliteratordeathcon4456 yes

    • @ketsu9670
      @ketsu9670 Před 4 lety

      @@obliteratordeathcon4456 you mean cubic meter

  • @whiteeyedshadow8423
    @whiteeyedshadow8423 Před 2 lety +2

    honestly this video just highlights how impressive the world records actually are

  • @user-uu3nm3qk4d
    @user-uu3nm3qk4d Před 2 dny

    Fun Fact: The Javelin world record was once an extordinary distance of 104.80 meters which was thrown by Uwe Hohn from east germany. The Javelin landed only a few short meters from a handful of athletes which were competing in another event. The centre of mass was then moved 4cm forward to make throws fly around 10% shorter due to actual safety concerns that people would get speared. Hope you found this helpful.

  • @henrywhitelaw181
    @henrywhitelaw181 Před 4 lety +196

    “Because bOnK! Oh that’s embarrassing that’s so embarrassing”
    I died

  • @KeeganS1
    @KeeganS1 Před 4 lety +279

    2:01 “I was really hoping to do this without the use of illegal substances.” FBI OPEN UP

    • @hungyuwan7292
      @hungyuwan7292 Před 4 lety

      KeeganS1 HAHA

    • @tcross9231
      @tcross9231 Před 4 lety +3

      You will be disqualified if you use the ones not allowed in sports rules. Edit:Most of the “illegal substances” are legal for general use, such as steroids.

    • @doctormemeable3684
      @doctormemeable3684 Před 4 lety +2

      @@tcross9231 r/whoooosh + ok boomer

    • @zedpwner
      @zedpwner Před 4 lety +4

      @@doctormemeable3684 neither of those were funny

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 Před 4 lety

      @@zedpwner
      czcams.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/video.html

  • @sluginator1313
    @sluginator1313 Před 3 lety +7

    This whole video is such a joy! I love how Mumbo is so well-known in the redstone community but he doesn’t take himself seriously at all ;].

  • @xenoyt4331
    @xenoyt4331 Před 4 lety +3

    Jumbo: BRING ALL THE STEROIDS!!!
    minecraft: *gives speed and jump boost*

  • @Wolf-uq1ko
    @Wolf-uq1ko Před 4 lety +1158

    “Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids.”
    I died of laughter

  • @griffithbarton3666
    @griffithbarton3666 Před 4 lety +268

    BREAKING NEWS: CZcams star Mumbo Jumbo accuses pro athletes of using illicit substances while doing actions such as the long jump or the 100 meter sprint, find out more on this developing story, right here on ZXPN (zloyxp news)

    • @emmettdja
      @emmettdja Před 4 lety +5

      Is there a record he can beat legitimately?

    • @sword_az_5847
      @sword_az_5847 Před 4 lety +4

      Emmett Jaakkola
      He works out so maybe

    • @iykigugu6798
      @iykigugu6798 Před 4 lety

      @@sword_az_5847 czcams.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/video.html

    • @Arnold-nm7hs
      @Arnold-nm7hs Před 4 lety

      Griffith Barton lol

    • @sword_az_5847
      @sword_az_5847 Před 4 lety +1

      İyki Gugu
      Screw off
      Guys don't click the link, he is advertising his video

  • @death0910
    @death0910 Před 4 lety +2

    7:24 the way he said “from the floor!!” Tho

  • @CliffJumpingProd
    @CliffJumpingProd Před 4 lety +1

    this is exactly the kind of videos im looking for at 2:30 AM

  • @littletimmy6032
    @littletimmy6032 Před 4 lety +685

    The title should have been : “Using Legal Steroids to beat world records”

  • @nice3294
    @nice3294 Před 4 lety +230

    Steve:
    *Yeets 1600 kilograms of stone a whopping two meters*
    Mumbo:
    4:57

    • @zoot_the_axolotl8095
      @zoot_the_axolotl8095 Před 4 lety +18

      Steve is a god
      With gold blocks in shulkers, he can possibly lift the weight of earth itself

    • @ryanxin1848
      @ryanxin1848 Před 4 lety +2

      Kurt Durham probably sets of parallel universes within parallel universes within...

    • @superewok063
      @superewok063 Před 4 lety +2

      8:45 wut

    • @MikoTheGamer
      @MikoTheGamer Před 4 lety +1

      @@zoot_the_axolotl8095 Game Theory has actually calculated how much steve could lift

    • @TankleKlaus
      @TankleKlaus Před 4 lety

      @@MikoTheGamer That was before Shulkerboxes tho

  • @solehuddinfitri7950
    @solehuddinfitri7950 Před 3 lety +1

    I know i am late but i love watching a grown man having fun in minecraft♥️

  • @45andre99
    @45andre99 Před 4 lety +1

    I read the title and thought you'd be breaking Minecraft records like biggest redstone contraption or redstone house but no.....
    But the video I got was way funnier than the one I was expecting hahaha I love you

  • @bigsmoake655
    @bigsmoake655 Před 4 lety +104

    8:43 this is painful how does mumbo not know that 45 degrees is the best angle for throwing anything

    • @Milanutje
      @Milanutje Před 4 lety +15

      In Minecraft, it's actually a bit less, because you don't throw from your feet :)

    • @prestleynelly
      @prestleynelly Před 4 lety +2

      @@Milanutje The angle is from the eyes

    • @Milanutje
      @Milanutje Před 4 lety +10

      @@prestleynelly Yes, and thus, the optimal throwing angle is about 37.5°.

    • @prestleynelly
      @prestleynelly Před 4 lety +3

      @@Milanutje It makes sense, but where does the feet come into play? The trident doesn't come from your feet in-game.
      EDIT: It's where it lands I see, the mention of feet just threw me off course. It's because the object doesn't start at the ground.

    • @Milanutje
      @Milanutje Před 4 lety +3

      @@prestleynelly Yeah, I could've worded it better

  • @infinap
    @infinap Před 4 lety +116

    4:21 is the highlight of your youtube career for sure

  • @masterdoge987
    @masterdoge987 Před 4 lety +1

    It’s 11 AM on July 4th and here I sit watching a man break world records with the use of steroids and robots in a block game

  • @Blue-hs9tv
    @Blue-hs9tv Před 4 lety +3

    5:32 illegal substance: vertical redstone

    • @meable3763
      @meable3763 Před 3 lety

      Vertical redstone exists in normal Minecraft, you just have to be smart with glass

  • @imscaredofchairs6806
    @imscaredofchairs6806 Před 4 lety +200

    “I was in the gym today, thinking about Usain Bolt, as you do.”
    No. No I don’t.

    • @theskullicorn4588
      @theskullicorn4588 Před 4 lety +7

      What? Go to the gym

    • @imscaredofchairs6806
      @imscaredofchairs6806 Před 4 lety +1

      The Skullicorn of course, the gym scares me. What else did you think? It’s normal to think about Usain Bolt whilst working out, no?

  • @hanzcali3684
    @hanzcali3684 Před 4 lety +236

    Steve: Goes to the olympics, flies with his javelin to throw another javelin farther
    Judges: *wait, that’s illegal*

    • @Gabriel-se6tj
      @Gabriel-se6tj Před 3 lety +10

      Steve: Throw a whole house standing still*
      Physics: Wait, *that's illegal*

    • @FireFoxie1345
      @FireFoxie1345 Před 2 lety +4

      Dirt: falls
      Steve: wait, that’s illegal

  • @jpendersen1294
    @jpendersen1294 Před 4 lety

    I really love your minecraft videos, you have a great perspective. Keep up the great work.

  • @wyattkline341
    @wyattkline341 Před 3 lety

    This is one of the funniest mumbo vid of all time. I cracked up at the end