I tried DIY Weapons so you don't have to

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  • čas přidán 9. 04. 2020
  • The other day, someone sent me a video from r/MallNinjaSh*t of a guy turning a cucumber into a DIY concealed blade, and I immediately needed to look for more of these sketchy DIY weapons. I looked around, and BOY did the internet deliver. But do any of these actually work? To find out, I’m gonna build myself an arsenal of the internet’s finest DIY weaponry, run it through some testing, and see how it fares.
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  • @noaha6322
    @noaha6322 Před 4 lety +4972

    “Don’t mind me officer, just taking a walk with my self-defense cucumber!”

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  Před 4 lety +302

      😂😂😂

    • @MonographicSingleheaded
      @MonographicSingleheaded Před 3 lety +165

      Officer, are you perhaps shaming me for my DIY natural DLDO? 😂😊👍 I just used it. Yes, TOUCH IT I DARE YOU.

    • @MonographicSingleheaded
      @MonographicSingleheaded Před 3 lety +51

      Ps youtube deleted my prev comment, same comment just changed one word a lil LOL.

    • @squaretorttle9400
      @squaretorttle9400 Před 3 lety +34

      @@MonographicSingleheadedCZcams really loves their censorship

    • @Felix_Argyros
      @Felix_Argyros Před 3 lety +14

      @@MonographicSingleheaded I love my dldos very very much

  • @manicsainer368
    @manicsainer368 Před 3 lety +4069

    “Any weapon is an effective weapon when used against one’s nuts” - Sun Tzu

  • @peemaster-uu9qo
    @peemaster-uu9qo Před rokem +211

    i love how the weapon made out of fucking sugar and nail polish was the one he felt most confident in

    • @Max-qq6rz
      @Max-qq6rz Před 7 měsíci

      it worked the best out of the other ones though

    • @peemaster-uu9qo
      @peemaster-uu9qo Před 7 měsíci

      @@Max-qq6rz that’s what im tryna get at bro 😔 how tf is sugar and nail polish the best option

    • @Duothimir
      @Duothimir Před 4 měsíci +3

      ​@@peemaster-uu9qoBecause it's the one with the least moving parts. Literally just a pointy stick, but made of sugar. And as human history has shown, pointy sticks are really good at killing things.

  • @lux0rd01
    @lux0rd01 Před 2 lety +309

    So I think this just confirms the candy cane shank everyone makes when eating a candy cane is an almost viable weapon

    • @GamingWITHsKeLeToR
      @GamingWITHsKeLeToR Před rokem +38

      i mean theyre gonna break in 1 poke, but if your poke is directly in the jugular in the side of the neck, can be 100% lethal.

    • @joeydr1497
      @joeydr1497 Před rokem +6

      And you can disappear the weapon so no evidence.

    • @nebula_unauthorized3093
      @nebula_unauthorized3093 Před rokem +9

      @@joeydr1497 assuming you're ok with eating blood

    • @andrewliu6592
      @andrewliu6592 Před rokem +9

      @@nebula_unauthorized3093 just run it under a sink until the sugar is gone

    • @nebula_unauthorized3093
      @nebula_unauthorized3093 Před rokem +5

      @@andrewliu6592 OH YEAH

  • @SuperMinecrafter200
    @SuperMinecrafter200 Před 2 lety +4671

    "I made an extremely effective knife by only using, a cucumber, a spoon, and an extremely effective knife"

    • @TampicoV2
      @TampicoV2 Před 2 lety +261

      I made an effective gun using a bullet shell, gun powder, a bullet, and a gun and mag

    • @deletusmciamdeleted2797
      @deletusmciamdeleted2797 Před 2 lety +106

      I made an extremely effective tree using bone meal, a saplin, a stick, 4 planks, and 50 logs. And more saplings and more bone meal.

    • @bigcazza5260
      @bigcazza5260 Před 2 lety +43

      made an extremely effective cigarette with some papers, filters and tobacco

    • @SquirrelHands.
      @SquirrelHands. Před 2 lety +57

      Today I made an extremely effective apple using red dye, clay, an oven and an apple.

    • @henryhere
      @henryhere Před 2 lety +29

      I have created and extremely effective baseball bat using a baseball bat and some cloth wrapping on the handle

  • @muskrat4852
    @muskrat4852 Před 3 lety +8243

    Two of the diy “weapons” first require purchasing weapons.

    • @tommythompson6516
      @tommythompson6516 Před 3 lety +613

      Meant to be hidden weapons but like.. why...? A pocket is just fine... and a shoe knife does 0 good if you can’t do a roundhouse kick on everybody you fight.

    • @thIDthIRreenactor
      @thIDthIRreenactor Před 3 lety +200

      @@tommythompson6516 with the shoe knife just kick your enemy in the nuts

    • @tommythompson6516
      @tommythompson6516 Před 3 lety +197

      @@thIDthIRreenactor somewhat true but then you have to listen to their screams

    • @thIDthIRreenactor
      @thIDthIRreenactor Před 3 lety +10

      Yea

    • @tommythompson6516
      @tommythompson6516 Před 3 lety +120

      @Back-up For the back-up I bet the guy who made that watched kingsman like once and thought: yeah that seems effective

  • @purplegrapedrankk
    @purplegrapedrankk Před 2 lety +38

    "Aren't you going to be way more suspicious of a guy with a giant cucumber sticking out of his pocket?"
    No need to fear, there's room in the rear.

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Ooof....😂 the old prison pocket.

  • @ProductKingReviews
    @ProductKingReviews Před 2 lety +55

    The jolly rancher knife is scary especially considering it won’t set off a metal detector.

    • @ric270
      @ric270 Před rokem

      A Plastic shank would be more effective and deadlier

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Maybe the dyes in the nail polish contain some metal. I know the kinds I have have some form of metal in them.

  • @jadenkobsar5253
    @jadenkobsar5253 Před 3 lety +2185

    Imagine seeing on the news:
    “Man stabbed to death with a jolly rancher icicle that the suspect likes to call *the shank* “

  • @Emmeralds
    @Emmeralds Před 3 lety +830

    Imagine you’re a nurse and some guy comes in covered in blood and says he got stabbed by a knife made with jolly ranchers

    • @cypher5377
      @cypher5377 Před 3 lety +42

      I would be lile well i aint saving you so the news would say
      Man killed by jolly ranchers homemade knife

    • @thIDthIRreenactor
      @thIDthIRreenactor Před 3 lety +26

      @@cypher5377 then Democrats will ban high capacity assult jolly ranchers haha

    • @VlidOnTheLead
      @VlidOnTheLead Před 3 lety +7

      why are you so hard to craft

    • @raphaellecoeur5738
      @raphaellecoeur5738 Před 3 lety +13

      or "i got stabbed by a cucumber knife"

    • @kenjicarlos8402
      @kenjicarlos8402 Před 3 lety +9

      "Here's an ice pack."

  • @lincroyableprocrastinateur5414

    I've always thought that if the NASA ever needed to improvise with random objects again, getting some prisoners on the team would be extremely effective.

  • @yoshimaster1705
    @yoshimaster1705 Před 2 lety +50

    I remember i made spears in my back yard by scraping big sticks i found on the concrete, i got pretty good at throwing and thrusting them
    there are a bunch of holes in the tree behind one of my old houses

  • @randomdude-4353
    @randomdude-4353 Před 3 lety +1322

    "Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
    "That's not just any cucumber, it's a fully concealed knife capable of inflicting massive damage to the human body"

  • @eternalmiasma5586
    @eternalmiasma5586 Před 3 lety +785

    “I Velcro’d the knife so it comes off easier”
    “I took the screws out of my gun so it can break apart easier”

    • @greengreen110
      @greengreen110 Před 3 lety +39

      life hack: if you leave the gas on your gas stove on the next time you'll use it you won't have to turn it on again, you just light the fire and boom it's done, it's that easy

    • @optimisticwatermelon
      @optimisticwatermelon Před 3 lety +21

      @@greengreen110 Emphasis on the *boom*

    • @realswordyt
      @realswordyt Před 3 lety +15

      "I kept my car on so I don't need to put the key in when I go in"

    • @jahseh_onfroy8952
      @jahseh_onfroy8952 Před 3 lety +7

      I took the gunpowder out of my 7.62 so itll be quiter

    • @thatyoutubecritic8229
      @thatyoutubecritic8229 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jahseh_onfroy8952 but thats how it works

  • @SaintSaint
    @SaintSaint Před rokem +24

    I think the paint roller wasn't a weapon. It's pretty much the same as a "bubble buster" for laminate work. It takes the bubbles out of fiberglass/carbonfiber on extremely large projects.

  • @Undonee92
    @Undonee92 Před 2 lety +12

    They have thumb tacks with a small metal head instead of the giant plastic you had to cut off. The small flat metal head ones fit perfectly behind the dart tips if you use a knife to cut half way around the edge of the dart, slide the pin in and pierce through the head, then a dab of hot glue to seal it all up, and also makes it heavier

  • @der_maus
    @der_maus Před 3 lety +3123

    candy dagger:
    +does insane damage
    +best weapon in the video
    +easily made
    +can backstab
    -breaks after 4 uses
    *-no random critical hits*

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 Před 3 lety +232

      Emergency provision too, if you don't mind the nail polish coating

    • @ReiAkaris
      @ReiAkaris Před 2 lety +112

      the "glass" dagger

    • @mikedaniels470
      @mikedaniels470 Před 2 lety +129

      The stats kinda sound like a weapon in TF2.

    • @dragonstripes4809
      @dragonstripes4809 Před 2 lety +5

      Why

    • @altopheus8929
      @altopheus8929 Před 2 lety +25

      I mean you can put it back together and also break a piece off in their large intestine, let the doctors have fun with that

  • @alex.haraus
    @alex.haraus Před 4 lety +3020

    "Sean the Impaler" is my favorite WWE fighter.

  • @rujiel4620
    @rujiel4620 Před 2 lety +9

    "Lets try and light a sensitive fire using a battery and some toilet paper outside without anything to block the wind" I like this guy

  • @mariothane8754
    @mariothane8754 Před 2 lety +8

    There was a myth busters episode about a person who made a functioning crossbow using toilet paper rolls, plastic utensils and the elastic from their underwear. Could be an interesting one to try next.

  • @ilostinterest4046
    @ilostinterest4046 Před 3 lety +4027

    Imagine being in a knife fight and a guy pulls out a cucumber and a jolly rancher dagger

  • @thehollow6493
    @thehollow6493 Před 3 lety +6069

    Missed opportunity to call the paint roller the “Pain Roller”

  • @sqlace3577
    @sqlace3577 Před rokem +4

    I know I’m a bit late, but the reason why that knife isn’t considered a switch blade is because it has spring assisted ejection, but retraction is manual. The company that made it (Smith and Wesson) wants to be able to sell it all over the US and some states still ban Switchblades so this was the closest they could get without it actually being a switchblade.
    Source: I sell these knives at my store

  • @18videowatcher41
    @18videowatcher41 Před rokem +5

    Shoe knives are an actual weapon used by real life espionage agents, though they were custom designed and well made. Also, a video I think you might find interesting is a video about some of the most creative and deadly weapons that inmates have made in prisons. It’s insane what some people are capable of.

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 Před 9 měsíci

      I can't fathom why they would use a shoe knife. Literally any other knife is more useful. Unless it is just there to conceal the knife. Like you could remove the knife and actually use it in a more serious fashion. Kinda dumb to put a knife on the sole of a shoe. Not knocking this video but me personally I think the shoe knife is just about the worst improvised weapon.

  • @felixd8665
    @felixd8665 Před 3 lety +607

    "So can you please explain why you're carving a hole into a cucumber"
    "You wouldn't believe me if I told you"

  • @Randomizer1212
    @Randomizer1212 Před 3 lety +1362

    This dude was wearing safety glasses while hot glueing a nerf dart but doesn’t when he is flinging around a paint roller with nails that could fly out.

  • @evilstans
    @evilstans Před 2 lety +2

    The bar for a DIY weapon should be: "is it more effective and easier than a pointed stick"

  • @skelofun
    @skelofun Před rokem +7

    I like that he used the most overly complex method of making thumbtack darts. All you have to do it cut the rubber tip off and slide the tack in its place. You don’t even need hot glue (although I do recommend you use it anyway)

  • @demolisherman1763
    @demolisherman1763 Před 3 lety +709

    I am legitimately scared of the jolly rancher knife, like a stove top; some candy and a really angry 8 year old could do a lot of damage to a school bully

    • @bongwaterbaptist
      @bongwaterbaptist Před 3 lety +74

      easier to just get scissors

    • @danielmckinney7668
      @danielmckinney7668 Před 3 lety +68

      The fact that it would not set off a metal detector is crazy but kabar makes hard plastic fork knives that do the same thing and are stronger and more effective

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits Před 3 lety +47

      Tfw the weird kid pulls out the jolly ranchers

    • @dionforgues3793
      @dionforgues3793 Před 3 lety +14

      John wick... Pencils are dangerous af

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 Před 3 lety +22

      @@danielmckinney7668 you can easily buy a plastic spike (looking at the stuff you push into the ground) and sharpen it for like a dollar. (but the candy shank also could work if you can't get your hands on something that may be seen as a weapon)

  • @ajaygocher4685
    @ajaygocher4685 Před 3 lety +1137

    "We don't have knife to cut the cake"
    Some random dude: *pulls out his cucumber*

    • @katar9090
      @katar9090 Před 3 lety +69

      Another guy: kicks the cake

    • @mrigankjain4857
      @mrigankjain4857 Před 3 lety +50

      Third guy: we got jolly ranchers and a blowtorch right?
      *Makes jolly rancher shank*

    • @helyasyaima4354
      @helyasyaima4354 Před 3 lety +30

      That sentence sounds very wrong in such way I couldn't explain when taken out of context.

    • @ajaygocher4685
      @ajaygocher4685 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mrigankjain4857 😂

    • @ajaygocher4685
      @ajaygocher4685 Před 3 lety +2

      @@katar9090 😂

  • @ianfinrir8724
    @ianfinrir8724 Před 2 lety +9

    As far as DIY/ improvised weapons go, you can't go wrong with a Slungshot or a Millwall Brick.

  • @notikuya8284
    @notikuya8284 Před 2 lety +4

    I think the dart that only pokes the skin and falls out would be very effective with poison 🤔
    Especially since you’re likely to ignore a small wound like that, so the chances of noticing the poison is even lower.

    • @sayhan3631
      @sayhan3631 Před rokem

      Yeah, just like those blowdarts used by jungle tribes back then.

  • @kachigga_
    @kachigga_ Před 3 lety +1064

    "Bro why do you have a cucumber in your pocket"
    "personal use"

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 Před 3 lety +56

      “personal use”

    • @theguyyouvemet596
      @theguyyouvemet596 Před 3 lety +5

      Well yeah but it will be a rotten in a week.

    • @kachigga_
      @kachigga_ Před 3 lety +18

      @@theguyyouvemet596 it will, but the knife would still be in place

    • @lolfunacount
      @lolfunacount Před 3 lety +9

      self- *dill* fense

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera Před 3 lety +10

      @@comradewindowsill4253 Upside to that statement is that no one's gonna approach you anymore voluntarily because they'll have a very different idea about what you do with that cucumber..xD

  • @Lightmagician60
    @Lightmagician60 Před 2 lety +1482

    I like how these are either
    "It's a knife, in a weird sheath"
    "It's a shiv"
    Or "it would work if it tried less"

  • @kohana90
    @kohana90 Před rokem +3

    As a person who works at a university, I’m trying to imagine what my reaction would be if I walked into one of our spaces to see somebody shanking a duct tape person with a jolly rancher shiv😂

  • @bobob9969
    @bobob9969 Před rokem +1

    "is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
    *GETS SHANKED*

  • @txmplxte9707
    @txmplxte9707 Před 3 lety +1479

    Imagine someone on the “mean streets” approaching you with the jolly shanker.

  • @jalexoneschanel1356
    @jalexoneschanel1356 Před 3 lety +1652

    When I heard jolly rancher shank I imagined it was just sucking it to a point like everybody does with candy canes.

    • @nicholausolson4203
      @nicholausolson4203 Před 3 lety +16

      fair enough

    • @estelle7126
      @estelle7126 Před 3 lety +28

      @@nicholausolson4203 fair point indeed...

    • @konpeki2037
      @konpeki2037 Před 3 lety +16

      @@estelle7126 pun intended?

    • @sirsanti8408
      @sirsanti8408 Před 3 lety +35

      Honestly that’s probably better than using a heat source like if you were in a prison

    • @bashirsheikh7322
      @bashirsheikh7322 Před 3 lety +34

      thats a gay way of preparing to kill someone

  • @tofudaturtle271
    @tofudaturtle271 Před 2 lety +3

    DIY?
    I know that!
    *Procedes to make an entire suit of medevil armor and halberd with merely 5 chunks of metal ore*

  • @Icyfirebug
    @Icyfirebug Před 2 lety +6

    8:09 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OPENING THAT WITH THAT KNIFE!!!?!?!?!? USE THE CUCUMBER!

  • @grey3247
    @grey3247 Před 2 lety +920

    The cucumber knife only needing a pickle and a knife has the same energy as "Dave the barbarian makes a homemade megaphone only using string, a squirrel and a megaphone"

    • @FallingStary
      @FallingStary Před rokem +27

      Why did you say pickle, the cucumber has not been made into a pickle.

    • @Illette
      @Illette Před rokem +8

      @@FallingStary 🤓

    • @temxasred3086
      @temxasred3086 Před rokem +6

      @@FallingStary 🤓

    • @djnevling8253
      @djnevling8253 Před rokem +34

      Or an infamous Dale Gribble King of the Hill Quote: “if you want I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite”

    • @testname4464
      @testname4464 Před rokem +5

      Or Dale knowing how to make a bomb from toilet paper and a stick of dynamite

  • @suzannross5837
    @suzannross5837 Před 3 lety +916

    No one:
    Me seeing the jolly rancher shank
    “The snack that stabs you back!”

  • @Mrcrazy77
    @Mrcrazy77 Před rokem +1

    For an internet weapon, the candy shank was actually really effective. Plus, even if it breaks, which it did, you could just repair it via fire.

  • @alexthecat643
    @alexthecat643 Před 2 lety +3

    Thanks for the help! Now all that's left on my to-do list is escape this high security prison
    Lo

  • @sircalvin
    @sircalvin Před 3 lety +535

    i love how the only redeeming quality of the shoe and cucumber is that they are a knife

    • @SoySauce811
      @SoySauce811 Před 3 lety +20

      The shoe was actually a part for a cosplay for the joker from the dark night

    • @danerson8525
      @danerson8525 Před 3 lety +11

      @@SoySauce811 i thought its from kingsman

    • @Zanechr
      @Zanechr Před 3 lety +3

      @@danerson8525 I think they're both lol

    • @supasquid6698
      @supasquid6698 Před 3 lety

      And then getting kicked in the shins just got more painful

    • @Docktavion
      @Docktavion Před 3 lety

      Bond had it 1st on film in 1963 (Russia with love) . The book used it in 1957.
      Was probably used before in some form or another.

  • @JunkyardDigs
    @JunkyardDigs Před 3 lety +11318

    I love how the dummy coughs out stuffing when hit🤣

    • @julwoshere
      @julwoshere Před 3 lety +273

      yeah that was good. so it kinda also mimicked an anime punch because the victim coughed after getting hit.

    • @sleepingturtle32
      @sleepingturtle32 Před 3 lety +24

      Ikr

    • @noahhill8891
      @noahhill8891 Před 3 lety +24

      Junkyard digs fancy seeing you here love your videos man

    • @thememeguy2135
      @thememeguy2135 Před 3 lety +21

      @@julwoshere anime logic

    • @mitekid
      @mitekid Před 3 lety +3

      lol

  • @riverclay
    @riverclay Před 2 lety +1

    Congrats on being the “video I put next to my ear as I dozed off” tonight. Extra congrats for being there when I heard whispers in my sleep paralysis ☠️

  • @marleyboy7732
    @marleyboy7732 Před 2 lety +2

    I've tried the whole gum wrapper & battery trick. And it worked. But you also shock the hell out of your fingers too when you press the ends down on the battery.

  • @Averi429
    @Averi429 Před 3 lety +257

    When the jolly rancher shank is more effective than some forged in fire weapons

  • @louizestacio6074
    @louizestacio6074 Před 3 lety +350

    Jolly Rancher Shank:
    5-8 damage
    +5 damage against players with diabetes
    8 uses only
    Items needed to craft:
    Jolly Ranchers
    Fire
    Nail Polish

    • @jtiumproductions7629
      @jtiumproductions7629 Před 3 lety +2

      lolololo

    • @daand.1042
      @daand.1042 Před 3 lety +19

      Extra damage if the attacker licked it before stabbing as well, human saliva is full of shit that can make others sick

    • @r1a2l3o4
      @r1a2l3o4 Před 3 lety +7

      @@daand.1042 As if I needed another reason to be asexual

    • @r1a2l3o4
      @r1a2l3o4 Před 3 lety +4

      @@daand.1042 I was referring to kissing by the way...

    • @prehistoriccreator9600
      @prehistoriccreator9600 Před 3 lety +5

      Daan D. Extra damage next hit if you have aids or the person you stabbed does, let the blood dry, then next stab, it's itchy, gives bacterial infection, and AIDS

  • @Prince_Luci
    @Prince_Luci Před rokem +2

    I get the feeling the paint roller thing wasn’t designed as a weapon but as a purpose built tool for someone’s trade. Like a cobweb clearer or something.

  • @bigsmall246
    @bigsmall246 Před rokem +2

    You need a retaining pin for the cucumber knife. Will probably work surprisingly well, but as the video mentioned, a regular knife is probably more discreet.

  • @endlesswanderer1753
    @endlesswanderer1753 Před 3 lety +468

    In high school, we heard about the candy cane shiv, which involves just breaking the loop part and licking the jagged end to a sharp point. They were incredibly sharp. Fragile as hell, but we were able to stab one through 5 layers of cardboard. In the end, a girl stabbed her tongue and that stopped our experiment.

    • @disrike2909
      @disrike2909 Před 3 lety +15

      damn

    • @PatriciadeMeij
      @PatriciadeMeij Před 3 lety +10

      partypooper

    • @simonspacek3670
      @simonspacek3670 Před 3 lety +57

      Fragile might be advantage in prison environment. You have one good stab and then the tip stays inside. I don't know what exactly is in those things but I doubt that you want it stuck in your body. It will dissolve quite quickly, but I think that it would also feed bacteria there, so it is not only painful stab but also inflammation and probably some strong antibiotics would be needed.
      And if other people disarm you, the weapon is useless now, because the sharp bit is gone.

    • @PatriciadeMeij
      @PatriciadeMeij Před 3 lety +16

      @@simonspacek3670 or if you poke it in the eye you would go blind and probably lose ur eye because of the sugar and bacteria

    • @simonspacek3670
      @simonspacek3670 Před 3 lety +13

      @@PatriciadeMeij Poking eyes is definitely awful thing. Even the nerf gun with pins would probably stop man if it would hit an eye.

  • @IsaacTorres-xu4wb
    @IsaacTorres-xu4wb Před 3 lety +463

    Imagine getting chased by a guy with a cucumber in his pocket yelling he has a knife

  • @LordPsych420
    @LordPsych420 Před rokem

    4:05 the suction cup man joke is palpable and I LOVE IT

  • @Ribbit880
    @Ribbit880 Před rokem +1

    Is anyone going to talk about how hard this guy works? Like he puts HOURS into his videos. Props to Louis Weisz!

  • @benjowells5407
    @benjowells5407 Před 3 lety +424

    “That’s why today I’m gonna be building myself an arsenal of the internet’s best DIY weapons”
    People behind him in the office: 👁👄👁

  • @carlomatismus8458
    @carlomatismus8458 Před 3 lety +1465

    Ah yes the "Pickle Rick", "The Heels", the "Pain Roller" and "Sweet Revenge"...

  • @yellowice0
    @yellowice0 Před 2 lety +1

    The thing I feel you should have mentioned about the shiv, it’s intended for repeated motions, it’s not just the one stab you take, but repeated stabs, and stabbing at the torso to puncture a organ for certain fatality, unless they’re rushed to the hospital, death is a certainty in those situations

  • @CreatorProductionsOriginal

    17:43
    From
    +5 attack
    -2 stealth
    To
    +10 danger
    -4 speed

  • @punu3675
    @punu3675 Před 3 lety +1339

    So no one is going to talk about how his teacher let a kid chase him down with a thumbtack restrain him and then stab him in the thumb?

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju Před 3 lety +121

      And that's why now kids can't get anything remotely unsafe

    • @ceecraft1362
      @ceecraft1362 Před 3 lety +119

      boomers: **hank hill voice** "it builds character!"

    • @marzipancutter8144
      @marzipancutter8144 Před 3 lety +17

      Nah that's just accepted as fact nowadays

    • @Healthandwealth9422
      @Healthandwealth9422 Před 3 lety +29

      The quiet kid started young

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju Před 3 lety +9

      @the golden doomslayer Well, unfortunately kids like to stab and throw fireworks at each other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @dod4041
    @dod4041 Před 3 lety +355

    Louis: “The knife punctured!”
    Me: “That’s what they were made for.”

    • @aarondavis7526
      @aarondavis7526 Před 3 lety +12

      Its like that time 1.1 million knife's were recalled for a laceration hazard

    • @chimaera2611
      @chimaera2611 Před 3 lety +1

      @@aarondavis7526 bruh

  • @maudiojunky
    @maudiojunky Před 3 měsíci

    For the battery and gum wrapper thing, it works precisely because it's not a great conductor, so it inevitably develops a hot spot to ignite the paper. If you short a battery out with some heavy wire you'll see the battery gets hot and blows up before you generate enough heat for a fire because the most energy dissipates wherever the greatest resistance is in the circuit.

  • @sdsdfdu4437
    @sdsdfdu4437 Před rokem +2

    "what are your specialties?"
    I can make a knife out of a cucumber and a knife

  • @katsmith2291
    @katsmith2291 Před 3 lety +662

    Petition to call the spiked paint roller
    "The Pain Roller"

  • @henrybors491
    @henrybors491 Před 3 lety +307

    Two of the weapons are actually just knives that are inconvenient to pull out to protect yourself with but things like the shank are pretty innovative

    • @Kapados_
      @Kapados_ Před 3 lety +34

      yes knive can stab human, what a surprise

    • @julwoshere
      @julwoshere Před 3 lety +14

      Yeah i was waiting for him to say 'well... it is a knife'.

    • @LeRodz
      @LeRodz Před 3 lety +7

      @@Kapados_
      It's more edible than other knives.

    • @sil3ntkn1ght27
      @sil3ntkn1ght27 Před 3 lety +3

      The candy shank was used to kill someone in prison

    • @rileygshep7606
      @rileygshep7606 Před 3 lety

      @@sil3ntkn1ght27 article?

  • @reallifeproductions9776

    4:42 the woman looking over her shoulder gets me every time 🙃😂🙃

  • @patdeen3960
    @patdeen3960 Před 3 lety +206

    "Literally everything is a weapon, son. That folder is far deadlier in my hands, than this bow is in yours."
    Ron Swanson

    • @deltab9768
      @deltab9768 Před 3 lety +8

      Anything... if you're brave enough... especially a knifecumber.

  • @cyber_nuggets8302
    @cyber_nuggets8302 Před 3 lety +298

    Officer: whatcha got there?
    Person: *sweating nervously* a cucumber
    Officer: why are you bringing a cucumber into a military base
    Person: it's a kn- I mean a snack

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  Před 3 lety +183

      Person: *drops cucumber, knife falls out*
      Officer: sir, why is there a knife in your cucumber
      Person: to cut it
      Officer: what
      Person: to cut it into slices so i can eat it for a snack
      Officer: but it was _inside_
      Person: it was stored _for convenience_

    • @michaelhanson5487
      @michaelhanson5487 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Weisz lmaooo

    • @michaeltian
      @michaeltian Před 3 lety +8

      Officer: Oh dude sick, I’ve got one too! [swings around baton in huge cucumber]

    • @cyber_nuggets8302
      @cyber_nuggets8302 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Weisz just made my comment 2x better

  • @AldoNorbin
    @AldoNorbin Před 3 měsíci

    I love your videos buddy it's like you make my daydreams at work into reality haha

  • @bigchubb5268
    @bigchubb5268 Před rokem

    The sheer amount of work you put into this earned my sub, great video

  • @fishnumber2
    @fishnumber2 Před 3 lety +709

    Sean: *tries to murder an 8 year old*
    Sean The Impaler: *gets a cool nickname and no punishments at all*

  • @JoelCreates
    @JoelCreates Před 4 lety +4499

    "if you like to talk to tomatoes..." *stab*

  • @Stigmaballs
    @Stigmaballs Před rokem +1

    For a nerf gun to be any kind of effective, you'd need to modify the frame to support a larger spring, and fill the hallows of the darts with either glue or epoxy to give them a little heft. It wouldn't be a self defense weapon by any means but it'd hurt like hell and could cause some serious damage.

  • @TheCarpet-
    @TheCarpet- Před rokem +1

    Weapon that everybody made as kids: candy cane knife

  • @snake_wit_tophat9835
    @snake_wit_tophat9835 Před 3 lety +458

    robber: give me all your money!
    *stabs robber with jolly rancher*

  • @kartoffelpommes8392
    @kartoffelpommes8392 Před 3 lety +164

    That paint roller was probably a selfmade spike roller used to pierce holes into the wallpaper so it can be removed more easily.

  • @deepfriedcardboard3062
    @deepfriedcardboard3062 Před 10 měsíci

    Imagine mugging someone and then they start pulling out a gum wrapper, a battery, nail polish, and jolly ranchers.

  • @red_dickfigures
    @red_dickfigures Před 10 měsíci

    I think the cucumber blade is plausible if you pretend it's a regular cucumber in a bag of groceries. You get mugged, reach into your groceries, boom, cucumber knife.

  • @patrickstar4876
    @patrickstar4876 Před 3 lety +272

    Who woulda’ thought, the knife acts like a knife regardless of the handle.

    • @notanerd5220
      @notanerd5220 Před 3 lety +7

      Just imagine the knife flinging out

    • @alternatecheems8145
      @alternatecheems8145 Před 3 lety +6

      @@notanerd5220 *B R U T A L I T Y* Cucumber dart wins

    • @patrickstar4876
      @patrickstar4876 Před 3 lety +7

      @@notanerd5220 You’d be in a bit of a pickle.

    • @Kan_ofc
      @Kan_ofc Před 3 lety +1

      @@patrickstar4876 pfft 😂

  • @haydensteven9765
    @haydensteven9765 Před 3 lety +372

    And the moral of the story: A hot glue gun is far more dangerous

    • @officersoulknight6321
      @officersoulknight6321 Před 3 lety +22

      Hot glue gun with screws attached to the end around the tip thingy where the glue comes out. Stab then inject the glue.

    • @alexandercosat9941
      @alexandercosat9941 Před 3 lety +9

      @@officersoulknight6321 seems like you’ve thought about this... smart idea i guess tho xD

    • @thatonetoaster9352
      @thatonetoaster9352 Před 3 lety

      @@officersoulknight6321 mmm is that flex glue I smell

    • @Starboy785
      @Starboy785 Před 3 lety

      Nah it’s safe had it since the age of 7

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 Před 2 lety

    i love the fact that while making the intro, everyone in the backgroud scrable to get the fuck out of dodge lmfao!

  • @A55JU1C3
    @A55JU1C3 Před rokem +1

    Dude was shocked a knife penetrated and I’m wondering why I watched this.

  • @thatoneguy8355
    @thatoneguy8355 Před 4 lety +823

    "Cucumber concealed knife" well... I know what at least a few of you are thinking on where to hide that.

  • @DickEnchilada
    @DickEnchilada Před 3 lety +772

    The nail paint roller isn't a weapon. That's a DIY BDSM toy, you fools.

  • @greyrifterrellik5837
    @greyrifterrellik5837 Před 2 lety

    I'm just gonna point out that the jolly rancher shank is probably *MORE* dangerous, having the potential to break off.
    Because it could theoretically break off, WHILE stabbed into a person.

  • @bloodhound3870
    @bloodhound3870 Před 2 lety

    Home intruder: kicks back door in and runs in house
    Me: opens freezer and grabs jolly rancher shank knowing it worked on duct tape

  • @kadesh5777
    @kadesh5777 Před 3 lety +270

    "Whats that bulge in your pocket?"
    "My knife"

    • @PUNishment777
      @PUNishment777 Před 3 lety +2

      "M,friend"

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 Před 3 lety +8

      I think you mean “My cucumber”

    • @seankrkovich2869
      @seankrkovich2869 Před 3 lety +5

      @@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 No, it's an ancient family heirloom of tremendous power.

    • @Banan_Man_
      @Banan_Man_ Před 3 lety +2

      "Is that a cucumber in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
      "Oh, its a cucumber" *stabs them*

  • @blueman4232
    @blueman4232 Před 3 lety +454

    the thing about putting a knife in a cucumber is that you still just straight up have a knife....of course its gonna "work" lol

    • @supe4701
      @supe4701 Před 3 lety +44

      Knife in a cucumber is more of a concealment attempt than an actual weapon

    • @blueman4232
      @blueman4232 Před 3 lety +25

      @@supe4701 exactly, so testing it's effectiveness as a weapon doesn't make much sense

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera Před 3 lety +12

      @@blueman4232 Are you saying you weren't impressed with how well-concealed it was with that cucumber sticking out of his pocket?!

    • @blueman4232
      @blueman4232 Před 3 lety +16

      @@sleepysera that's true....but i might be more frightened of a man with a cucumber than with a knife

    • @notsogreatplays2404
      @notsogreatplays2404 Před 3 lety +2

      @@blueman4232 i wouldn't since why would someone have a cucumber that a weapon if they have a cucumber they are just a weird person. I would be more afraid of the knife than a cucumber.

  • @Phant0m0321
    @Phant0m0321 Před rokem +1

    I tried the AA battery with tin foil thing and I almost caught my house on fire. Believe it.

  • @18booma
    @18booma Před 2 lety

    You can't beat a shank. You break a shank, now you have two shanks.

  • @ReinBelmont
    @ReinBelmont Před 3 lety +769

    The diy weapons instructions be like:
    Step one: get a knife.
    Done.

    • @johnisaacburns7260
      @johnisaacburns7260 Před 3 lety +16

      or get like a stick. Alot of sticks you just pick up from the ground can hit people pretty hard, granted they break easily but then u just have 2 sticks. Stick win everytime.

    • @circa134
      @circa134 Před 3 lety +10

      @@johnisaacburns7260
      Just get a lot of sticks
      And get a lot of knifes
      Stick the stick to the knifes
      Knife sticks

    • @micropaw1732
      @micropaw1732 Před 3 lety +6

      @@circa134 so a spear?

    • @nathanholyland9493
      @nathanholyland9493 Před 3 lety +2

      @@micropaw1732 nonono attach the stick to the knife. A stick with a knife handle

    • @micropaw1732
      @micropaw1732 Před 3 lety +2

      @@nathanholyland9493 ohhh, I don’t what I was thinking, your totally right, my bad

  • @flipflop356
    @flipflop356 Před 2 lety +499

    Imagine getting into a fight and your opponent takes out his cucumber

    • @warlord6223
      @warlord6223 Před 2 lety +11

      Omg its six from little nightmares

    • @Blubgamer
      @Blubgamer Před 2 lety +5

      Imagine 69 likes

    • @somerandomperson4693
      @somerandomperson4693 Před 2 lety +22

      imagine kicking a guy in the nuts and you accidentally activate the shoe blade

    • @tripple1636
      @tripple1636 Před 2 lety +5

      @@somerandomperson4693 bro

    • @pixeldinoeditz
      @pixeldinoeditz Před 2 lety +8

      @@somerandomperson4693 AHHHHHHHH IM IN P A I N JUST BY THINKING OF THAT

  • @edenengland1883
    @edenengland1883 Před rokem

    "the back half isnt all that strong"
    *cut to him literally drilling the entire back half out*

  • @billynomates920
    @billynomates920 Před 4 dny

    the cook book holder isn't a bad idea to be fair

  • @aaroncraft4328
    @aaroncraft4328 Před 2 lety +761

    I'd imagine the paint roller is actually for removing wallpaper rather than as a weapon. You need to put small holes in wallpaper, then moisten it before it can be peeled off easily. This seems like an effective way to put small holes all over and as a plus you use the same handle when you go to paint the walls

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 Před 2 lety +68

      That does sound like it could work.

    • @andrewholdaway813
      @andrewholdaway813 Před 2 lety +17

      My first thought too

    • @gravitywaves2796
      @gravitywaves2796 Před 2 lety +62

      I figured there had to be some alternate use other than a weapon. It just doesn't make sense to take the time and effort to make something to use as a weapon when it's so useless let alone bring it somewhere away from home. Wallpaper is definitely a good theory, it has to be something that needs lots of little holes.

    • @balinchainly420
      @balinchainly420 Před rokem +7

      I was guessing it was a tool also

    • @SaintSaint
      @SaintSaint Před rokem +10

      I agree. I thought it was a tool for laminate work. I think you'd have a hard time puncturing even wallpaper, but you could use it for soggy fiberglass as it was setting up. You'd want to use it like a rolling pin and not a paint roller though. It's essentially a "bubble buster".

  • @drigondii
    @drigondii Před 3 lety +565

    That paint roller isn’t a DIY weapon. It’s a diy wallpaper perforator XD the sandpaper is held on with the wire so you can change out nails and paper

    • @juliojimenez4454
      @juliojimenez4454 Před 3 lety +39

      Imagine getting stabbed in the crotch by a jolly shank then you wouldn't be that jolly

    • @codysurfer8232
      @codysurfer8232 Před 2 lety +119

      that sounds more believable. the TSA has been known to be extremely creative in their definition of weapon and frequently has to reprimand agents for taking things for novelty instead of safety

    • @michag4337
      @michag4337 Před 2 lety +40

      @@codysurfer8232 but still...why would you take that on a flight? Like what are you doing in life that you need a diy wallpaper perforator at all times? If you're a pro then you probably aren't using this MacGyver ass shit, so why? I feel like this story is prefaced with florida man...

    • @codysurfer8232
      @codysurfer8232 Před 2 lety +15

      @@michag4337 I wouldn't, you wouldn't, but people do a lot of weird things

    • @doggodoggo3000
      @doggodoggo3000 Před 2 lety +31

      @@michag4337 probably working. Youd be surprised how much certain craftsman travel. I knew a guy who installed window blinds and oddly enough that job took him all over the country. yea you could buy one when you are there but maybe he likes his better.

  • @jeffreyagersea567
    @jeffreyagersea567 Před rokem

    The metal wire around the roller was to hold the sandpaper on tight without the use of any glue. Basically it gives stability without using adhesive.
    The thumbtack darts aren't really as doable as it used to be. On old suction cup darts you used to be able to remove the tip and put a pushpin through it. These were more commonly used as a "prank" then as an actual weapon and would be more of an annoyance then a real danger.

  • @howdee2173
    @howdee2173 Před rokem

    carrying a cucumber in your pocket is even more suspicious lol

  • @ralphjin4587
    @ralphjin4587 Před 3 lety +127

    He’s testing all these weapons but he’s missing one of the most effective DIY weapons:
    Take a towel, wet it, then roll it up diagonally and you can use the corner as a whip point. I ended up having to treat a kid for a extremely severe laceration that required a transfusion due to blood loss because his idiot friend thought it’d be an interesting thing to test on a fellow person

    • @ErisApplebottom
      @ErisApplebottom Před 2 lety +17

      This is why we should make towels illegal in the locker room. Only air drying allowed

    • @brah3565
      @brah3565 Před 2 lety +2

      Is it real or just a joke?

    • @ErisApplebottom
      @ErisApplebottom Před 2 lety +19

      @@brah3565 its real. My brother used to do that to me. It takes a little practice, but towels are real good for sisterwhippin. I never got lacerations from it, but ive gotten welts

    • @brah3565
      @brah3565 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ErisApplebottom i try it and it did not work lmfao i am pretty sure because i dont wet it fyi:i am not 18 so i still live in my parent house and if i wet my towel on purpose they would say are you crazy? And are you losing your mind?

    • @ErisApplebottom
      @ErisApplebottom Před 2 lety +9

      @@brah3565 thats probably for the best 😂 please dont whip people with wet towels