My Son Walked in on Me and My Wife

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
  • A clip from my special "Father Time" that I filmed over quarantine, in front of 20 masked, socially distanced audience members. I couldn't hear them either! Ha!
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Komentáře • 417

  • @JoshWolfComedy
    @JoshWolfComedy  Před 2 lety +123

    bit.ly/joshwolfcomedy

    • @RoelCandaeleARTISTSPAGE
      @RoelCandaeleARTISTSPAGE Před 2 lety

      😘💓😂

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot Před 2 lety

      Nah ah, my mom’s a virgin!
      -Jesus

    • @treyhudson73
      @treyhudson73 Před 2 lety

      Yo! If I wanted to send you something, how or where would I do that? Don't fret, just a Tshirt

    • @treyhudson73
      @treyhudson73 Před 2 lety

      @Chris Morris I mean, I'll send him some of those as well. Gently used, but still great condition!!

    • @treyhudson73
      @treyhudson73 Před 2 lety

      @Chris Morris I've really just been trying to find the right comedian to run with a tshirt idea I had. Might do it myself and figure out the charity stuff as I go.

  • @stevebuffinton1094
    @stevebuffinton1094 Před 2 lety +2059

    When my son was about 4 he was in the shower with me, he looks at my junk and says "Daddy, you have a big one" , I said "yeah buddy because I'm big. One day when your big yours will be big too." He says "I don't want mine to get big, I want mine to stay little". I said "holy shit, I'm raising you wrong".

    • @DustinRodriguez1_0
      @DustinRodriguez1_0 Před 2 lety +139

      Heh, I remember being in the shower with my dad when I was little, and I remarked that his was big, and he said mine would be big one day too. I don't recall that being a concern of mine, I had just never seen one like that and it certainly wasn't something you saw all the time. At that age, it's pretty much just the most basic and direct honest curiosity of 'what do other humans look like'. So bizarre that many people manage to take the most universal thing all humans share, bodies, and turn that into a source for anxiety and neuroticism.

    • @zed908
      @zed908 Před 2 lety +81

      something is wrong here

    • @therealdanielfaris
      @therealdanielfaris Před 2 lety +8

      @@zed908 lmaoo

    • @jamedlock83
      @jamedlock83 Před 2 lety +38

      NO ADULT SHOULD EVER BATHE WITH THEIR CHILD. . . . IDC WHAT AGE. . . THAT'S JUST WRONG

    • @zed908
      @zed908 Před 2 lety +8

      @@jamedlock83 ikr

  • @richmondprofinishes
    @richmondprofinishes Před 2 lety +170

    Fuckin tough crowd that night eh.... good shit man.

    • @NukeTheWizardOfficial
      @NukeTheWizardOfficial Před 2 lety +23

      What i was thinking too, jokes were on point tho, ahad a good laugh

    • @11CUBErt
      @11CUBErt Před měsícem

      Well, COVID happened and only 20 people were in the audience

  • @williamwinder5011
    @williamwinder5011 Před 2 lety +884

    In a LONG car ride with my dad while listening to this. Thanks Josh.

  • @fudgenugget2690
    @fudgenugget2690 Před 2 lety +1186

    That's one hell of a title you got there.

  • @iamReddington
    @iamReddington Před 2 lety +286

    "I'm cleaning your mom's face." I'M DONE!

  • @BiologyIsHot
    @BiologyIsHot Před 2 lety +327

    They strike me as the kind of father-son duo who WOULD compare sizes as adults tho

  • @mikemaffe
    @mikemaffe Před 2 lety +864

    Dude laughs harder at himself then anyone in the crowd

    • @Ricardo5911jakakak
      @Ricardo5911jakakak Před 2 lety +191

      Right? Man's was Being hillarious and the crowd was Being dead af

    • @Kdshifley
      @Kdshifley Před 2 lety +82

      Ikr this the funniest shit I’ve seen all day. And the audience is like 😶

    • @westonbaynes2699
      @westonbaynes2699 Před 2 lety +37

      @@Ricardo5911jakakak the audience did only have 20 members so that might be why

    • @clc1160
      @clc1160 Před 2 lety +26

      That laugh adds to the funny cause I know it’s a true story and it’s real. First time I heard of him and he is a funny dude.

    • @clc1160
      @clc1160 Před 2 lety

      That crowd is wack as fuck. Except that one lady. She gets it🤌🏾

  • @gabbyjosephine
    @gabbyjosephine Před 2 lety +503

    His laugh makes the jokes hilarious 😂

  • @betsybabf748
    @betsybabf748 Před 2 lety +279

    The first time our daughter climbed out of the crib, we were going at it. We realized she was not in bed asleep when I thought he was pulling my hair....then saw both his hands, while my hair was still being pulled. 🤦‍♀

    • @tortilla.co605
      @tortilla.co605 Před 2 lety +6

      Damn that’s funny

    • @Mint-cb2vc
      @Mint-cb2vc Před 2 lety +2

      at least he wasnt choking you

    • @SirusCreed
      @SirusCreed Před 2 lety

      @@Mint-cb2vc how do you know

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot Před rokem +2

      I’ve never understood how this is such a problem. My wife and I have never had this problem. We lock our bedroom door every night. Problem prevented.

  • @trixeleg1318
    @trixeleg1318 Před 2 lety +55

    tough crowd 😭 josh is hilarious, he deserves more laughs than that!

  • @SeldomPathic
    @SeldomPathic Před 2 lety +18

    That crowd was stoic af, so let it be known that I was laughing inappropriately loud in an apartment complex at 3AM and likely woke some neighbors

    • @11CUBErt
      @11CUBErt Před měsícem

      There were only 20 people there

  • @flymeaway1216
    @flymeaway1216 Před 2 lety +167

    the handcuff thing had me laughing so hard

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac Před 2 lety +13

      I like to think the lady that cracked up at that in the background was his wife 🤣

  • @daniellebrainard2289
    @daniellebrainard2289 Před 2 lety +276

    You are by far my all time favorite stand-up comedians I have ever seen! I absolutely love your content. Not gonna lie..I was having a little bit of a shitty day today. I watched this video and I laughed so damn hard. It instantly brightened my day

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 Před 2 lety +1

      Sometimes a genuine laugh is the only good thing a person has to show for a sh*tty day. Hope more and better ones come soon. ;o)

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 Před rokem

      Settin the bar low huh? 😂

  • @pommiebears
    @pommiebears Před 2 lety +40

    Our son walked in on us. He went downstairs and turned all of our ornaments around lol. Poor little thing was traumatised 😂

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot Před 2 lety +56

    This crowd wasn’t ready lol

  • @ratswithbutterhats
    @ratswithbutterhats Před 2 lety +11

    This probably isn’t the best video to comment this lmao but watching this guy reminds me a lot of my late brother. The way he speaks, the mannerisms, the laugh, all reminds me of him. It’s kind of like therapy, in a odd way.

  • @hamzashah6058
    @hamzashah6058 Před 2 lety +60

    The crowed was trash. But the jokes were golden good shit man !

  • @MaxThrills
    @MaxThrills Před 2 lety +6

    How he randomly starts laughing out of context is making me burst out in laughter 🤣

  • @karinaramirez-rattan4140
    @karinaramirez-rattan4140 Před 2 lety +24

    That whole hitting the mic on your face moment took back to last week... lol!!! Love ya Josh!!! You Fucking Rock!!!☺💜

  • @Idk-fi7hl
    @Idk-fi7hl Před 2 lety +16

    Crowd was so dead lmao 😂

    • @uzaira9088
      @uzaira9088 Před 2 lety

      Even this comment section is dead.Bro has a curse.

  • @nickhohl3468
    @nickhohl3468 Před 2 lety +39

    Can’t wait for the jacob reaction to this one.

  • @livylu6287
    @livylu6287 Před 2 lety +18

    Our lock broke on the door to our bedroom. We decided to push a big dresser in front of it to hold the door shut the other night while my husband and I were doing the deed. Our three year old daughter is a beast and somehow managed to push the heavy dresser back enough to squeeze in the room. Thank goodness we were done by the time she shimmied in. 😂

  • @bobdavidson9770
    @bobdavidson9770 Před 2 lety +22

    My son told his friend, that his dad was tough, because when he walked by the bedroom, he heard me tell his mom, turn that light off , I'll eat that.
    My son told his friends I was so tough, I could eat light bulbs.

  • @corywithaynoe
    @corywithaynoe Před 2 lety +30

    PLEASE have Jacob react to this!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @fightworld2903
    @fightworld2903 Před 2 lety +8

    crowd was weak asf. Them jokes were funny as HELL

  • @Kat-py3xi
    @Kat-py3xi Před 2 lety +63

    I love your videos! This was what I needed to help my head not spiral this morning. 🙏❤

    • @thedude7726
      @thedude7726 Před 2 lety +3

      You good? Need to talk?

    • @xfaxsquishy118
      @xfaxsquishy118 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah you good?

    • @Kat-py3xi
      @Kat-py3xi Před 2 lety +2

      @@thedude7726 yep haha im fine just been a bad day. I appreciate the concern ❤

    • @thedude7726
      @thedude7726 Před 2 lety

      @@Kat-py3xi i hear ya there me too. Been a rough couple months here

  • @shorty2518
    @shorty2518 Před 2 lety +29

    Your videos always bring happiness and make me laugh no matter what keep up the great work

  • @RED_IN_PA
    @RED_IN_PA Před rokem

    This was a hilarious skit. "And I felt this finger......touch my ass." The lady laughing in the background made that moment a total gut-buster.

  • @xfaxsquishy118
    @xfaxsquishy118 Před 2 lety +35

    Wasup man, keep doing what your doing and keep making yourself and people around you smile.

  • @debbieeyler4936
    @debbieeyler4936 Před 2 lety +54

    Man your so funny josh 🤣🤣 I would be nearvous talking about it on stage but you got some big balls to do that lol .my youngest was listen with the door shut when he was younger while me and my husband are doing it you could hear the giggles behind the door and I felt weird and that ruin sex because I knew he was there and when dad hit the door you can hear him laugh and running in his room .kids are nosey and teens

  • @doprdopr
    @doprdopr Před 2 lety +119

    why was Josh laughing more than the audience

    • @ernivince9168
      @ernivince9168 Před 2 lety +12

      bc the crown was being tough despite the good jokes

    • @Ludovicus1769
      @Ludovicus1769 Před 2 lety +4

      Bad audience

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 Před 2 lety +2

      bc the jokes weren't that funny. Not saying he's a bad comedian, but I didn't giggle at any of it and usually I will.
      His kid caught him having sex and the punchline he got out of it was "you're silly". Idk, personally that's the level of joke I'd expect if they had to come up with stuff on the spot.

    • @tinyspyro8163
      @tinyspyro8163 Před rokem +2

      @@colecampbell1906 I don't agree at all. This isn't a punchline-type of story. It's not a single joke. It's a story told in a funny way with several small jokes sprinkled inthere. Josh even tried to banter with the audience and they were completely nonresponsive 😨 horrible crowd. Josh is usually awesome at working the crowd and that's what makes his shows so much fun, a bit like foil arms and hog or Joe lycett, although different vibes obviously.
      I have seen this story being told by Josh before and usually it's hilarious - and when he adresses the audience, the audience members will heckle him back, creating a fun ping pong which makes it all a really joyful experience.

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 Před rokem

      @@tinyspyro8163 dude I don't much care about all that. This shit just flat out wasn't funny. It's not the audiences job to laugh at whatever you say, it's your job to say funny shit and make them laugh, he just wasn't being funny so they didn't laugh. I wouldn't have laughed if I heard this shit either. Like I said, this is the level of humor I'd expect from a random guy walking on stage if you had to make it up as you go.
      If your "joke" relies on the audience to react a certain way in order to be funny, you got a bad joke. It's supposed to be the funny part by itself and their reactions are supposed to be the icing on top.

  • @stacygorczyca2991
    @stacygorczyca2991 Před 2 lety +12

    Josh Wolf is awesome! Always!

  • @codymccready4942
    @codymccready4942 Před 2 lety +8

    New found comedian and I’m LOVING it

  • @zlblue3
    @zlblue3 Před 2 lety +2

    When he laughs. I die everytime 😂😂

  • @captainbrexit6730
    @captainbrexit6730 Před 2 lety +6

    What a great introduction to this dude's comedy. Literally randomly appeared in my recommended and I thouroughly enjoyed myself

  • @brandondavis5596
    @brandondavis5596 Před 2 lety +10

    So she’s handcuffed but manages to pull the covers over her head. Questions Josh.

  • @lylyep
    @lylyep Před 2 lety +2

    dead crowd i would be dying

  • @versecontro4898
    @versecontro4898 Před 2 lety +11

    You gotta get a Jacob reacts for this one 😂😂😂

  • @jookie4207
    @jookie4207 Před 2 lety +14

    Jacob has got to react to this one 😂

  • @loafy69
    @loafy69 Před 2 lety +14

    Luckily I have never walked in on my parents. And if I did it probably scared me so badly I pushed it out of my mind.

  • @Nervii_Champion
    @Nervii_Champion Před rokem

    Lmao at the end, I never thought I needed to hear that either until the first time I heard it.

  • @WildBill1120
    @WildBill1120 Před 2 lety +7

    That was a tough audience! 😬

  • @GroceryStoreStories101
    @GroceryStoreStories101 Před 2 lety +8

    When I was little like 5 or 6 (I'm 26 now) I heard my parents at the time I didn't know what it was. And I asked my parent's the next day. And I said " it sounded like you guys were wrestling" and my parents look at each other, and say well we kinda were. And shortly after my parents bought a book " where did I come from"

    • @bbpretty96
      @bbpretty96 Před 2 lety +2

      That’s kind of a boss move I love it

    • @johnbags2525
      @johnbags2525 Před rokem

      That’s probably a better way to “educate” your kids…my parents, then later my mom and step dad made it a point to have us watch…I always thought this was normal til I was explaining it to my friends then guidance counselor

  • @exotiz8123
    @exotiz8123 Před 2 lety +17

    I’m never sharing a soda with my mom and dad again after this video

  • @athens_1psvr31
    @athens_1psvr31 Před rokem

    I let out the oddest laugh when I relate to the funny moments. HeHeHeHe! It’s the only time I do that. 😂👍🏾

  • @EVETINE
    @EVETINE Před 2 lety +6

    Always nice to see new josh wolf vids pop up

  • @katdixie5701
    @katdixie5701 Před 2 lety +8

    Jacob should react to this!! 😂🤣🤣

  • @pimpd11
    @pimpd11 Před 2 lety +8

    Geez. Tough crowd.

  • @joeltz420
    @joeltz420 Před rokem +1

    I like this guy hes a great comic he makes me laugh so hard.

  • @BlackCat-dm7se
    @BlackCat-dm7se Před 2 lety +4

    this was hilarious but that was such a dead crowd damn

  • @jakobburnham8979
    @jakobburnham8979 Před 2 lety +7

    as a kid, that is past tense. they are divorced.

  • @giraffewhiskers2045
    @giraffewhiskers2045 Před 2 lety +15

    I did this when I was four.. I walked in and I saw my parents, they didn’t see me, I closed the door and somehow knew what was happening, after 4 months of me being a 18 year old I told my parents even tho they have been divorced and they were laughing

  • @brandondzia
    @brandondzia Před 2 lety +21

    Jake needs top do a reaction to this one it'd be funny

  • @TheGamer-ns4jn
    @TheGamer-ns4jn Před 2 lety +5

    another great one

  • @williamfullman2639
    @williamfullman2639 Před 2 lety +2

    I follow this guy his laugh is insanely funny LOL

  • @Charlie-ow9hh
    @Charlie-ow9hh Před 2 lety +9

    Alright when's Jacob reacting to this one

  • @bebebebebebebeb1269
    @bebebebebebebeb1269 Před 2 lety +11

    I'd like to meet his son lmao

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 Před 2 lety +7

    This is why it's important to own a house that has locks

  • @chrisarnold4231
    @chrisarnold4231 Před 2 lety +4

    "I'm just gonna lay here" well that's not much different from other times

  • @preston3815
    @preston3815 Před 2 lety +7

    So funny 😂

  • @fishyz1500
    @fishyz1500 Před 2 lety +7

    Its messed up but you laughed 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeffstike3195
    @jeffstike3195 Před 2 lety +12

    How could she pull the covers over her if she was hand cuffed? Lol

    • @cocaine9357
      @cocaine9357 Před 2 lety

      I don't recall him saying she was handcuffed to a specific thing. the cuffs could have been in front of her. maybe she used her feet like a monkey. some people can grab stuff with their feet.

  • @sleepyartsstudent874
    @sleepyartsstudent874 Před 2 lety +1

    Freud feels so validated in his grave right now.

  • @BjarnegamingDk
    @BjarnegamingDk Před 2 lety +1

    got me on the last on - its nice to hear urs is bigger from any xD

  • @lilchilly24
    @lilchilly24 Před 2 lety

    Fuck yea love Josh wolf 🐺

  • @mimitogami
    @mimitogami Před 2 lety +1

    This guy laughs like my English teacher

  • @cocoskittles1071
    @cocoskittles1071 Před rokem

    I hate the crowd bruh. 💀 Josh is funny

  • @lukehoegger485
    @lukehoegger485 Před 2 lety +2

    currently dying of laughter

  • @chrishayes8691
    @chrishayes8691 Před rokem

    I know this is an old video but I have a feeling this is one of his bomb moments.

  • @RoZeisBored
    @RoZeisBored Před 2 lety +2

    I’m crying🤣😂

  • @markroberts669
    @markroberts669 Před 2 lety

    Guy turns up with his own laughter track

  • @WailfulSeeker82
    @WailfulSeeker82 Před 2 lety +6

    It's so much worse looking into Josh's eyes as he says "your parents fuck"

  • @iskeipizm
    @iskeipizm Před 2 lety +4

    well at least he laughed

  • @_leooguidera
    @_leooguidera Před 2 lety +12

    uh I think I’ve seen this before…josh you didn’t happen to re upload a video did you?

  • @kyle6209
    @kyle6209 Před 2 lety +1

    Amazing material!

  • @damienwylaz1738
    @damienwylaz1738 Před 2 lety +3

    That thumbnail was the face of a traumatized man

  • @BearWasAlreadyTaken
    @BearWasAlreadyTaken Před 2 lety

    'shes here👇' 'im talking about *you* 👁️'

  • @JaneDoe-bg9js
    @JaneDoe-bg9js Před 2 lety +2

    The Frank Zappa top

  • @moosenavy2002
    @moosenavy2002 Před 2 lety +1

    no matter the age 7:03
    that compliment is nicest thing a man can get

  • @deelijahauguste4331
    @deelijahauguste4331 Před 2 lety +3

    I had to watch this😂

  • @saphirejess
    @saphirejess Před rokem

    I was in the shower with my dad when I was 4... I pulled on his junk n went "TOOT TOOT" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That was my last shower with dad 😂😂

  • @EvanMurphyCapstone
    @EvanMurphyCapstone Před 2 lety

    wish you the best! Have so much admiration for people who follow their dream!

  • @Diego-ru5ph
    @Diego-ru5ph Před 2 lety +3

    Love ya josh

  • @robertmitchell2212
    @robertmitchell2212 Před 2 lety +4

    Why no one laughing this is hilarious

  • @mqosu
    @mqosu Před 2 lety +1

    Josh looking more like Daniel Tosh every day

  • @Iflie
    @Iflie Před 2 lety

    Why is the mom hiding? It's the guy that has something to hide, haha.

  • @saphirejess
    @saphirejess Před rokem

    When my 5 year old walked in on me n his dad, all of a sudden we just hear "HA! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BUMPING INTO MUM HAHAHAHAHA!" .... I couldn't talk coz I was laughing so hard under the blanket n his dad goes "yeah just fixing mums back (I have a back injury the boy knows about). Then he walked away laughing coz it looked funny to him 😅😂😂😂 so embarassing! Been way more careful since then, he's nearly 9 now 😂

  • @logansoulard4777
    @logansoulard4777 Před 2 lety

    Omg I forgot about this guy for a bit LMAOO

  • @natecuellar4561
    @natecuellar4561 Před 2 lety +13

    I would've been like bro we were sword fighting and mommy lost

    • @uzaira9088
      @uzaira9088 Před 2 lety

      Kid have might ideas and pick a knife 🔪.u never know.

  • @simp_chronicles2022
    @simp_chronicles2022 Před 2 lety +3

    dam tough crowd

    • @SESKE_5
      @SESKE_5 Před 2 lety

      I think he went to reddit.

  • @graceontheyork1424
    @graceontheyork1424 Před 2 lety +9

    Josh, worried about your health,all good vibes sent to you

  • @GFY0
    @GFY0 Před 2 lety

    2:00 "Pfft my dad just said " we where fukin"

  • @yellowello6785
    @yellowello6785 Před 2 lety

    he ain’t saying any code names or anything he’s just getting straight to the point with the kids he’s like “OH THEY F*CK A LOT”

  • @trevethan82319841
    @trevethan82319841 Před rokem

    It's like he's bombing on stage at different times in this video

  • @alexpaulson8842
    @alexpaulson8842 Před 2 lety +2

    I don’t know it took so long to realize he played a role in my names earl

  • @rhxz6929
    @rhxz6929 Před 2 lety +1

    Half expecting the P-hub intro with that title

  • @gavinfitch2928
    @gavinfitch2928 Před 2 lety +3

    Bad crowd for an awesome story

  • @ILIK3HATERZ
    @ILIK3HATERZ Před 2 lety +1

    Lock the door!

  • @thatprickoverthere
    @thatprickoverthere Před 2 lety

    my mom once told us she was checking my dad for ticks