Metalhead Life Hacks

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[@jhofffilms]

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[@6-string_guitar578]

Nicee

[@ThrashedTV]

Niceee

[@polishcowm7366]

this is basically chris destroying merch for 6 minutes

[@polishcowm7366]

Harley Harley i liked the video honestly but it was kinda sad seeing chris thrashing merch like that

[@aioros9061]

Nego ney, voce é um delirio coletivo

[@polishcowm7366]

AIOROS ala o metaleiro

[@DisgustingSemla]

@Harley Harley I think it was funny even tho my eyes watered

[@aioros9061]

@@polishcowm7366 hsuahsushs

[@freakinslayer3259]

Man, quarantine is really getting into Chris' head this time

[@ivanokriletic2428]

Crazy bastard xD

[@ivanokriletic2428]

Crazy bastard xD

[@thecroissantsquad4284]

“This time”

[@mattweeks5415]

Its humorous, but its unfortunate that that merch had to suffer.

[@kaiutinx525]

Indeed

[@savvas773]

The Iron Maiden vinyl part hurt me but i know they're trolling

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

That was a Mormon Tabernacle Choir record for a quarter at the salvation army store... I did the same thing to make picks with my pick punch

[@jables9229]

The maiden album (at least the original) has eddie printed on the label.

[@alexmilburn7191]

Same

[@evanmiller2495]

*They're

[@savvas773]

@@evanmiller2495 sorry im greek

[@Axxa3095]

I'll never be the same after seeing Chris do that to the slayer cd

[@Wulfos]

@Harley Harley I felt physical pain watching that lol.

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

It's a reissue, the original didn't look like that cd inside

[@Axxa3095]

@Danny Dircio hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha,.....

[@blackmetalgroot9233]

@Danny Dircio I have never heard someone be so wrong!

[@mortbois9836]

@Danny Dircio i don't think they suck, but i do respect your opinion!

[@onutube6392]

I would be furious if someone did that to one of my maiden records

[@damienwaychester1527]

Especially when its an original copy like that one

[@irond0g780]

Yeah same

[@lunahetfield]

I dont own any records, just cds I remember accidentally dropping my phone on my holy diver cd. I panicked so much coz i thought I destroyed it, only to find out I actually just caused a small scratch on the cd case. The cd was fine the case not much.

[@MalikJahrome]

Yeh, but number of the beast is fucking shit so it doesn't matter anyways

[@superprogamer_0518]

Yeah same

[@kingrootbeer8656]

I felt personally attacked when he was “cleaning” the Iron Maiden vinyl

[@overkilled653]

Life hacks for metalheads.
Iron everything.
Iron t-shirts...
Iron patches...
...
Iron Maiden...
Need I say more?

[@ivanokriletic2428]

Grass on balcony

[@lunahetfield]

Im gonna iron Iron Maiden, hopefully bruce doesn't catch on fire tho

[@TheTrueMattiMan]

Fuck ironed patches

[@alex_flamer267]

More like, how metalheads destroy their own priced possessions.

[@Zaynewest]

Priced

[@riffmcthrash8684]

Priced

[@elliot3197]

Priced

[@joeyuzwa891]

priced

[@morisco56]

Priced

[@lordvlygar2963]

The "How to give a bunch of metalheads anxiety" video.
I still laughed, it's all good.

[@wwe666q]

It succeeded with me

[@obamaspaghettitoiletsauce9150]

Watching Jared dines is like drinking bong water

[@putridabomination]

Yes

[@MrEnterbox]

Nah bong water is better

[@Reyna_pnw]

Don’t insult bong water like that

[@metalchan7438]

The vinyl and cd hack physically hurt me

[@GypStudioOfficial]

Same

[@roadkill3553]

When he started abusing the iron maiden vinyl and the slayer cd, I cried

[@deathmetalantichrist1115]

Same😥

[@teresamiranda5994]

Rip

[@superprogamer_0518]

Y same

[@alvaroglez1]

The moment he broke the iron maiden vinyl I really felt like a part of my chest broke

[@the_stufferman5595]

"just crank it up to 666 and see what happens" *starts singing*

[@the6ig6adwolf]

A more appropriate title might be: How to get the fire department called by the neighbors.

[@rlanger3108]

When he snapped one of the finest albums of all time, it really hurt.

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

That was a Mormon Tabernacle Choir record for a quarter at the salvation army store... I did the same thing to make picks with my pick punch

[@zeldamage001]

Shirts on fire, ironing table is on fire, shirt says "Children of Tool"... Perfect!

[@coleman4741]

This was painful to watch

[@deathmetalantichrist1115]

😐😐

[@sidthejovian5105]

It is, hurt me soooo much 😨

[@baronvongeedorah6800]

I dont trust anyone who just "irons on" patches

[@mrvinyl-mrchili9583]

Why? It is perfect. An then you sew em on

[@AnUtterSimpleton]

@@mrvinyl-mrchili9583 I think he means people who iron them and don't sew them.

[@mrvinyl-mrchili9583]

@@AnUtterSimpleton i know 😜

[@krisfreouf]

*whistles innocently*

[@jhofffilms]

f1srt!

[@necroguy567]

no

[@irishjoe2941]

Yes

[@jhofffilms]

damn it

[@fikamudom4771]

@@jhofffilms Exodus?

[@Octavious7834]

Nooooooooo not the hell awaits album

[@shizzazle165]

I near hung myself when he broke that Iron Maiden original press.

[@cursedcliff7562]

You sure

[@shizzazle165]

@@cursedcliff7562maybe

[@stoyanivanov5542]

This hurts...

[@sidthejovian5105]

Killed every last of my brain cells 😨

[@therealpatagonianpancakes]

Throw back to when Karpizzle destroyed a King Diamond CD with an axe

[@psyaniid5339]

The Number Of The Beast Part Hurt My Brain 😔

[@deathmetalantichrist1115]

Same

[@RinoNoYoutube]

1:20 ahw c'mon man you don't do that to an iron maiden vinyl

[@the___dude]

Oh the vinyl lifehack made me "live" a little inside

[@joycemidnight5943]

I WANT A SLEEPOVER WITH THIS GUY😭🖤

[@Octavious7834]

I could smell the fire through my screen

[@FathomMane]

"Happy birthday to me"

[@jordanherkowski5052]

Anyone seen the movie Animal House? Remember Bluto's reaction when all those liquor bottles were broken? That was my reaction to Chris breaking that Maiden vinyl.

[@coc__]

It's just painful to watch

[@sidthejovian5105]

Very painful to watch 😬

[@kearaabraham9808]

How can Chris be so serious in videos that are like this.....true talent.

[@nixadventures3938]

Wood glue on vinyl. Smear it over and when it dries gently pull off. It really works.

[@ichmagauchzuge4394]

I have been waiting longer for a new video than for a new SOAD album

[@Somek502]

soad sucks

[@sidthejovian5105]

Quarantine's definitely messing with our heads. . .

[@day-weedfassbender4873]

Once again, the greatest metal related channel on CZcams did not fail us.
Thanks for your efforts

[@robbywobby987]

Ah yes WODOS towel

[@user-bm8lx3df4f]

So much chaos in one video, awesome man

[@stevedoom844]

Ah yes today i learned how to clean my

[@anomalec9466]

Earliest i've ever been, 42 seconds ago, love you guys! Me and my friend were featured in one of your videos. Thanks for everything!

[@Blair-uq2sz]

*tries to blow fire* “uh uh happy birthday to me”

[@politetaylon2515]

This is my favourite video so far

[@emohuman9898]

I love how much Chris broke music stuff and how much pain it caused 😆

[@gr4ytf]

this video is just pure pain

[@haydencosta8994]

Love the videos man!

[@deathmetalantichrist1115]

finally a new jhofffilms video

[@heavymetalmusicofdestructi3430]

loved the video Chris

[@Anonymous_Eyeballs]

1:25
That's also the best way to clean your laptop, i.e. scrubbing. Just take out the motherboard and clean it up. Nice squeaky clean:)

[@stevedoom844]

The camera keeps getting better and julians hands keep getting shakier

[@jhofffilms]

the camera keeps getting heavier and my arms keep getting weaker

[@stevedoom844]

Jhofffilms right on

[@kristripper]

thanks Chris

[@kostasv6980]

Be careful using these kind of metal horns... Gene Simmons will sue you.

[@lunahetfield]

God i hope he doesn't find me

[@elusiveayla5088]

As a fashion designer myself seeing that iron burn through clothes is highly brutal. 🤘 Nice touch with the tool patch.

[@vampirabby]

Should've named the video "Crazy metelhead destroys beautiful merch"

[@RoRo-vr6wx]

I love u chris n all the jhof ppl
You helped me in being a better metalhead

[@dystopiant7793]

What did that T-shirt do to you

[@wesleycampbell7802]

Joined the patreon. You guys are truly a great channel. FUCKINNNNN SLAYERRRRR

[@hank_guitar8068]

10/10 video, will watch again

[@sam5734]

Kinda made me excited watching you defile that Bodom Tshirt. You are doing God's work

[@jaylowbeatbox4061]

Finally a new Jhoff video 😂

[@radostinpetrov2971]

Chris Johff you are absoulute legends.

[@valantisalatsas7249]

I don't think I'll ever emotionally recover from watching the vinyl part

[@therealcygnus1917]

almost every single point you made it the video made me actually flinch... so good work(?).

[@princessstreetmetal]

I’m really happy to see some recognition for Woods Of Ypres! There a great band, and they are so underrated!

[@S1LVERF16]

Fuckin love your stuff man no shit you’ve helped me through a lot

[@KkuraZuhaJ]

Wow cool see you next year for another upload

[@satinsguard]

I legit screamed when he snapped the Iron Maiden vinyl.

[@ConnorQuimby]

the only life hack video i'll watch

[@MetalMonkey1453]

Oh my God, watching you "wash" your Number of the Beast vinyl literally caused me physical pain...excuse me while I wash the blood from my eyes. XD

[@cynthiatrento2754]

I just died and went to hell watching you clean that Vinyl, funny shit!

[@harbingersev-oh-wohne]

I had to keep pausing this to ugly laugh like every 30 seconds

[@ki2976]

The devil horns one hurt the most

[@brendanfung5848]

I always have trouble getting the peel off my CD's! Thanks man!

[@dkergel2765]

Lmao I’ve done the cd poster thing once and I still regret it to this day

[@SpiritSlayer-xd1in]

I love how he nervously sing before he burns himself

[@shachafavidar7490]

Anyone else felt physical pain when he destroyed that vinyl

[@FathomMane]

I felt fine

[@thrashmetalambassador]

Until now, I hadn't notice I was doing my metalhead life hacks wrong. Thank you, Thin Jhoff. RIP YMMEL. 🤟🏼

[@alexanderkath6663]

This video physically hurts

[@jirosomer1204]

That Maiden part really hurt

[@d3athsqvadanthem609]

The slayer cd part hurt

[@nocturnalflare8457]

This video hurt my soul

[@-boba-9029]

My soul hurt as soon as I saw the vinyl and running water

[@binxx4408]

The slayer and hammer HURT!!!
Still gold guys!! Thanks for vid guys🤘🤘🤘

[@kingcromo5324]

Being here within the first like minute feels special

[@bobbymengel7054]

He destroys everything and starts a fire fuck yeah

[@deathlikesilence4401]

This video is making me go slowly insane

[@aidensreviews1819]

Great video keep it up guys 🤘👍

[@galsarig9985]

Every second hurts

[@gillsmith2216]

I'm literally in tears 😭🤣😭🤣😭 the vinyl.

[@filatg2878]

The shirt is just magnifique

[@Jeyceekay]

Very unexpected but really happy to get this video

[@lane250lk]

Those devil horns hurt me. I feel attacked.

[@kevinmcdougle2975]

Folks this gentleman has upped his reputation from a garden snake to a cobra.

[@blasphemylord6663]

lol the laundry one was funny

[@ryangelomesker7104]

Thanks for the lifehacks man🤣
Stay safe! FUCKING SLAYER🤘🏾

[@metal-up-my-bass163]

My heart broke with that vinyl

[@dominikweber4305]

I literally did the cd poster thing with the danzig II lucifuge cd that you can fold into an inverted cross

[@Eioiowni]

Im crying bc of this

[@conradcarter8313]

the horns hurt.

[@TheBlyzzrd]

Press F for all my vinyl lovers

[@zaingauci2054]

If 2020 was a shirt, it would be that Children Of Bodom shirt.

[@ThrashedTV]

LMFAO

[@zaingauci2054]

@@ThrashedTV HOLY CRAP YOU RESPONDED HOLY CRAP OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST LOVE YOU CHRIS NO HOMO

[@zaingauci2054]

@@ThrashedTV Thank you dude... You made my day, thank you so so much!!

[@ThrashedTV]

@@zaingauci2054 I love you too buddy!