Roblox's meanest city...

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  • čas přidán 2. 10. 2020
  • Today I play a Roblox roleplay town with pvp lol
    go play it here: www.roblox.com/games/2312559973
  • Hry

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  • @mflores127
    @mflores127 Před 3 lety +250

    I love how there's just nice and happy music in the background lol

  • @98_pineapples15
    @98_pineapples15 Před 3 lety +344

    Albert: “You’re going to hurt yourself doing this, I don’t want you to get hurt!”
    Albert 1 second later: *continues to shoot his limbs off*

  • @rilakkumalover
    @rilakkumalover Před 3 lety +365

    idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so albert can see credit:Domenico Florentio

  • @mflores127
    @mflores127 Před 3 lety +275

    Nobody:
    Albert: Why are there flies swarming his dead body?

    • @darkestdream6668
      @darkestdream6668 Před 3 lety +4

      Correction. It would be 'flies' not "fly".

    • @shelbybatch2408
      @shelbybatch2408 Před 3 lety +4

      Also they are beacuse he died on a trash can

    • @caydenreal
      @caydenreal Před 3 lety +1

      Shelby Batch underrated

    • @SAMANTHA-sw3ti
      @SAMANTHA-sw3ti Před 3 lety

      Uhmm I chat the kid on the another chat here and she want to die so I said stole the police,z gun and shot his head😮heheh😇

    • @KinseyNotFound
      @KinseyNotFound Před 3 lety +1

      WOLFY COOKIES NAME XD i already said I don’t speak peanut brain.

  • @fft3885
    @fft3885 Před 3 lety +270

    Flamingo every time he makes a account: *me beautiful.*

  • @blueblossom2885
    @blueblossom2885 Před 3 lety +73

    4:46
    Albert: "I wanna have a family.. of only me"
    Kirsten: 👁👄👁

    • @blossomedarianna890
      @blossomedarianna890 Před 3 lety +4

      Blue Blossom XD
      Poor Kirsten 👁👄👁

    • @artemisbeecollins5083
      @artemisbeecollins5083 Před 3 lety +5

      @Baconboy-Roblox & More! .... yeah..... Sister.....

    • @Diiazy
      @Diiazy Před 3 lety

      Baconboy-Roblox & More! ummm... there dating hun

    • @whiski6436
      @whiski6436 Před 3 lety

      Baconboy-Roblox & More! I didn’t understand anything

    • @ghiobus4933
      @ghiobus4933 Před 3 lety +2

      @Baconboy-Roblox & More! Young people youtube

  • @smallsavage1297
    @smallsavage1297 Před 3 lety +39

    "They couldn't handle the power of this car!"
    Him in chat: *help*

  • @HamsterWeirdness
    @HamsterWeirdness Před 3 lety +1601

    Albert: *Shoots homeless man*
    Also Albert: *”I don’t want you to get hurt.”*

  • @akinyt3549
    @akinyt3549 Před 3 lety +90

    Albert when he gets killed: AHHHHHHH YOU SUNSCREAN EATER
    Albert when he kills a sunscreen eater: I shall serve my duty until the day I die

  • @ithil4450
    @ithil4450 Před 2 lety +6

    This is just America in 10 years tops

  • @doodlebobdorkpants661
    @doodlebobdorkpants661 Před 3 lety +13

    6:26 "History of the entire world, I guess"

  • @canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei

    Flamingo: SpIdErMaN GiVe Me AlL YoUr MoNeY
    Spider-Man: Yeets himself off the roof

  • @briandiaz6887
    @briandiaz6887 Před 3 lety +58

    Albert:*looks out side*
    Police:Mask off
    Man in the dumpster:I’m trying to sleep

  • @tickingclck8096
    @tickingclck8096 Před 2 lety +10

    Imagine if Albert went to Church, I wonder if he would still have the same humor.

  • @naranciadropshispizza8870

    8:08 I think that dog is saying "rEqUiEm"

  • @keremgive
    @keremgive Před 3 lety +175

    Albert: Kills People for no reason
    Also Albert when someone shoots him: WHAT DID I DO!!!!!

  • @lorraineragin5001
    @lorraineragin5001 Před 3 lety +42

    "Is this guy hitting a jig or dying?"
    Well he appears to be getting stomped out by Mr doge but i think he is hitting a jig

  • @homelesshobbo9833
    @homelesshobbo9833 Před 3 lety +10

    3:51 when you ask someone to trust trade in adopt me

  • @What36868
    @What36868 Před 3 lety +28

    Albert: * laughing bc he closed the lid on the garbage can with someone in it *
    -Two seconds later -
    Also him: *WHY?*

  • @b_lemtheepik5552
    @b_lemtheepik5552 Před 3 lety +11

    6:41 when McLaren glitched,I laughed at this so much XD

  • @horrkit
    @horrkit Před 3 lety +1

    Can you play this game more often, this was really entertain for u

  • @lorquezz5719
    @lorquezz5719 Před 3 lety +44

    how the-
    *I..*
    *how did those monkys know how to fly that drone-*

    • @oscarperez8617
      @oscarperez8617 Před 3 lety +4

      Monkeys: *haha drone go brrrrr*

    • @to8896
      @to8896 Před 3 lety

      Monkey**

    • @to8896
      @to8896 Před 3 lety

      Jordan Foley practice**

    • @jigglypop
      @jigglypop Před 3 lety

      @@to8896 r/wooosh

    • @vampdolls8522
      @vampdolls8522 Před 3 lety

      monkeys are almost like humans, they have possible thumbs and all, its not like they’re idiots

  • @feetenjoyer8681
    @feetenjoyer8681 Před 3 lety +2

    Me: *clicks on video
    Ad: “working out won’t kill you”

  • @spider-man5544
    @spider-man5544 Před 3 lety +1

    "Dude, you a literal rich youtuber doing a theft to a broke superhero like me? Uncool." XD

  • @anaclaudiaribeirodecarvalh9965

    Life in paradise idea: make an hole and if someone tries to enter in "make an prison door and make an red door that if you do the subject wrong kill them" and make an board area, and quetion then some things and make an countdown and if they get a question right open 1 of the prison door, if they get 3 questions wrong make the countdown faster if the countdown goes down and they didn't escape open the red door and kill them and jail them and make then say "YOU FAILED THE TEST YOU'RE STUCK FOREVER" and if they get all quetions right open the prison door and make them jump off the each and make them say "YOU COMPLETED THE TEST! NOW YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR ROLEPLAY!" *like so albert can see*

  • @clay3436
    @clay3436 Před 3 lety +82

    “How is he homeless if he has money” albert, I don’t think that’s how it works..

    • @Username-lt7lt
      @Username-lt7lt Před 3 lety +3

      Just in case you don't understand, that was a joke.

    • @og_szzl6627
      @og_szzl6627 Před 3 lety +1

      Just in case you didn't understand, that was a joke.

    • @carl1007
      @carl1007 Před 3 lety

      @@Username-lt7lt he joking too

    • @carl1007
      @carl1007 Před 3 lety

      @@og_szzl6627 he joking too

    • @Username-lt7lt
      @Username-lt7lt Před 3 lety

      @@og_szzl6627 You didn't need to say that as I already know it's a joke. I said "just in case" Because I'm not sure if his audience is old enough to know that it was a joke and they could possibly think Flam co is serious.

  • @luvvswinter
    @luvvswinter Před 3 lety +6

    Me reading where the side walk end rn-👁👄👁

  • @milkduf
    @milkduf Před 3 lety

    is that dora music in the background? If so, good choice. It adds to the bloodshed and violence

  • @starkusa._.2276
    @starkusa._.2276 Před 3 lety +3

    I’m stressing over something and I haven’t watched you in ages, so glad I can watch your videos finally

  • @Kanosaurus
    @Kanosaurus Před 3 lety +18

    Albert: “ They are playing some kind of Church music “
    *angry church noises*

  • @nfr_apple9345
    @nfr_apple9345 Před 3 lety +1

    How could you ever shoot such a pretty man 🧸💗✨

  • @juggernaut4396
    @juggernaut4396 Před 3 lety

    Dude play anomic i used to love when you played anomic i think? lol but fr please play it and i love your vids

  • @johnzhan845
    @johnzhan845 Před 3 lety +44

    Albert: mEaneSt CiTy!
    *hurts innocent man*

  • @zax8289
    @zax8289 Před 3 lety +63

    Things that albert says that just make sense: "How is he homeless but still has money"

  • @randomiser9713
    @randomiser9713 Před 3 lety +13

    0:23 He missed the opportunity to say "Heaven's Doooorr"

  • @marcgaudious4712
    @marcgaudious4712 Před 3 lety +4

    I love how Albert find joy with beating dead dogs, so wholesome

  • @naomiethebaddie6335
    @naomiethebaddie6335 Před 3 lety +12

    Yung Jojo
    idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so albert can see credit:Domenico Florentio

    • @kinseyclark9741
      @kinseyclark9741 Před 3 lety

      Random Robloxgamer maybe they don’t know that

    • @tackyjulia
      @tackyjulia Před 3 lety

      Stop he already said that it’s too hard and can’t do it

    • @jonathan6803
      @jonathan6803 Před 3 lety +1

      Pls.....for the love of god stop I already saw 5 of the same comments your the sixth

  • @MariaHernandez-er1xh
    @MariaHernandez-er1xh Před 3 lety +1

    The monkey at the end is SO CUUTEEE

  • @manifestedval
    @manifestedval Před 3 lety

    Hey albert, i got a game idea, play gang up on people simulator, its like the streets but kinda friendly, and theres guns there and its cheap

  • @goose9475
    @goose9475 Před 3 lety +28

    Albert: “that’s heaven’s gate”
    Heaven’s gate: *an elevator*

  • @GRed-ux3in
    @GRed-ux3in Před 3 lety

    Knocking on Doors? More like PUNCHING doors.
    Easy way to take out your anger.
    Albert seems to have alot of anger.

  • @Eddie5872
    @Eddie5872 Před 3 lety

    I like your vids so much I watch your vids everday

  • @itsjustme.5529
    @itsjustme.5529 Před 3 lety +48

    Albert: “It’s like I’m super man but a slug at the same time.”
    Me: * On the floor dying of laughing 😂🤣. *

    • @Th3Monk33
      @Th3Monk33 Před 3 lety +1

      Deku what’s ur problem

    • @robbiemitchell2344
      @robbiemitchell2344 Před 3 lety +4

      Its rlly not that funny

    • @camopug
      @camopug Před 3 lety +2

      Quay Bot thanks for the laughing rate mr joke detector

    • @simpsons9820
      @simpsons9820 Před 3 lety +1

      Quay Bot If it wasn’t funny, why take ur time on replying man. 🤦🏼

    • @1yon
      @1yon Před 3 lety

      I think deku has watched all might too many times that he has lost him mind..
      Deku.. you there?

  • @az11-o3fnever
    @az11-o3fnever Před rokem

    Bro 😂 this game is like San Francisco, when you leave for only a second, someone tries to steal your valuables 😂

  • @usamaclaren
    @usamaclaren Před 3 lety

    OMG lOl who put the church music is so funny LOL

  • @yea4834
    @yea4834 Před 3 lety +4

    Flamingo:uploads a nice video
    Bots: *It's free real estate.*

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 Před 3 lety

      i love you more UwU,

    • @yea4834
      @yea4834 Před 3 lety

      @coolcatxp2 yeet bro he loves us more

  • @exotickitty6864
    @exotickitty6864 Před 3 lety +72

    “I should have gotten the milk”
    - dude with no legs 2020

  • @jessicaparks9241
    @jessicaparks9241 Před 3 lety

    Albert: Settle down, have a family of only me.
    Kirsten: 👁👄👁

  • @gunnr_vexd
    @gunnr_vexd Před 3 lety +1

    DA HOOD! Troll with the taser! Its really funny

  • @oilyliver5078
    @oilyliver5078 Před 3 lety +47

    "You guys watch that debate"
    children: What?

    • @bellapearlxx5243
      @bellapearlxx5243 Před 3 lety +1

      I am a child and I watchedit

    • @soupbur
      @soupbur Před 3 lety +4

      Uhh i watched it and im a kid.
      Kids can watch news and stuff like that...
      Cant they?

    • @elizabethrussell5530
      @elizabethrussell5530 Před 3 lety +3

      am i the only one that wanted him to say bad things bout trump? just me- chile anyways

    • @lifesuckspyroedition48
      @lifesuckspyroedition48 Před 3 lety +1

      @@soupbur no they cant if they do they will be gunned down by the government

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 Před 3 lety

      Bunny Rabbit
      It’s... it’s a joke

  • @mr.ghostjrr
    @mr.ghostjrr Před 3 lety +6

    0:21 yooo its heaven's door from jojo bizarre adventure diamond unbreakable :OOOOOOO

  • @meep90011
    @meep90011 Před 3 lety +1

    Albert: "Look I Don't Want You To Get Hurt."
    Also Albert *kills after 2 seconds*

  • @Jack-lz9tt
    @Jack-lz9tt Před 3 lety +60

    Albert: Jokes about being locked in lockers
    Also Albert: Locks people in dumpsters.

  • @iaculat
    @iaculat Před 3 lety +8

    Petition for Flamingo to be the next disney princess.

  • @AAntz.
    @AAntz. Před 3 lety +1

    YOU KILLED THAT HOMELESS FLAMINGO LOL

  • @peppermint3720
    @peppermint3720 Před 3 lety +28

    Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so Albert can see credit: Domenico Florentio

  • @matoes_
    @matoes_ Před 3 lety +17

    Hi flamingo if you are reading this I just want you to know that even though my parents got mad at me and spanked me the other day and are still ignoring me I want you to know this made me smile and just made my day better I have been watching your vids ever since. Thank you for making funny videos that make my day : )

  • @kyuziioyippi
    @kyuziioyippi Před 3 lety

    Albert: ^shoots someone^
    the dead body: *fortnite dances*

  • @KnightEnforcer55
    @KnightEnforcer55 Před 3 lety

    You: Eating food. Albert: Talking about flys. You: Next video

  • @savviie7187
    @savviie7187 Před 3 lety +5

    “is this guy hitting a jig or dying?”
    -Albert, 2020

  • @MBY280
    @MBY280 Před 3 lety +6

    Flamingo: *plays a game*
    Also flamingo: were do I get guns

  • @julieriendl3466
    @julieriendl3466 Před 3 lety

    Gun Dealer: Here is a gun
    Albert: *shoots*
    Albert: It works

  • @henrybergstresser483
    @henrybergstresser483 Před 2 lety +1

    Albert: Kills someone
    “Oops I got the money though.”

  • @ryantan9175
    @ryantan9175 Před 3 lety +6

    Let’s appreciate how Albert blesses us with the beautiful roblox characters and his amazing fashion sense every video

  • @tubgold
    @tubgold Před 3 lety +41

    “I’m not poor”
    social blade status: yes I already know that.

  • @thehallfamily2372
    @thehallfamily2372 Před 3 lety +1

    Albeart: why are you shooting me I did nothing wrong
    Me: you just killed two men

  • @NathanDavisVideos
    @NathanDavisVideos Před 3 lety

    0:07 LOL WTF?! Really?... In a place like this?!?! This seems quite the opposite to me! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @imawesomeisaac
    @imawesomeisaac Před 3 lety +17

    Albert: “Uploads Video”
    Everyone: “Goes To Comments”

  • @twanyyyyy
    @twanyyyyy Před 3 lety +17

    Albert : Heavens Gate
    Every Jojo Fans : HEAVENS A DOOR A!!

    • @j-e-e-p-s
      @j-e-e-p-s Před 3 lety

      jajajajajajajajaja heaven ascension jajajajaja za warudo jajajajaja requiem da jajajajajaja erase time jajajajaja o r a

  • @roblox_porn
    @roblox_porn Před 3 lety +5

    6:08 ALBERT SIMP. ALBERT SAY THE SIMP WORD.

  • @3siblingsyoutube153
    @3siblingsyoutube153 Před 3 lety +10

    When Albert says, “ Ohh! Gun Store!” He sounded actually excited. I’m scared.

  • @giselle-vw4yl
    @giselle-vw4yl Před 3 lety +6

    i’m sorry, when the car broke and u were riding around in the broken car, i actually could not. stop. laughing. like that pain in ur stomach, thank you for making my life just that great.

  • @mynameisjaden52
    @mynameisjaden52 Před 3 lety

    not even a single soul:
    not even a single atom
    albert: IM LIKE SUPERMAN BUT A SLUG AT THE SAME TIME

  • @tristlol
    @tristlol Před 3 lety

    I find it funny my dad legit suggested to me to try falling asleep to this- *logic*

  • @Faris-FFSS
    @Faris-FFSS Před 3 lety +9

    Title: Roblox’s meanest city
    Alternative Title: Every Roblox City

  • @dxyssa9821
    @dxyssa9821 Před 3 lety +5

    7:31 floating blood, Indeed Fascinating.

  • @Erica-zx2ck
    @Erica-zx2ck Před 3 lety +1

    You play Roblox for mango I was a scribe to your channel I like roblox

  • @SoulYT_
    @SoulYT_ Před 3 lety +1

    Albert: looks out
    Random ppl: opens dumpster
    Poor guy: im trying to sleep
    Btw I played this game today and I found many guys doing the same thing as they were saying same things and when I asked “did u just stole from albert's vid?” he said yes.

  • @-patchfreckles-9886
    @-patchfreckles-9886 Před 3 lety +10

    7:27 :
    *guess he couldn’t handle the neutron style*

  • @skasis1826
    @skasis1826 Před 3 lety +1

    You know it’s gonna be a good video when it starts with: *so I am a very attractive woman*

  • @justinhamilton503
    @justinhamilton503 Před 3 lety

    ALBERT!! When’s the next part of the shadelight series coming out?

  • @abstract_gaming5553
    @abstract_gaming5553 Před 3 lety +3

    Albert is honestly so funny he puts a smile on my face when I need it ty Albert 🤠

  • @lovely_a5417
    @lovely_a5417 Před 3 lety +1

    Can u play
    Murder mystery 7
    And buy admin commands and troll

  • @Josh_T8
    @Josh_T8 Před 3 lety

    i love the zelda reference in the username: Ocarinaspectrum
    Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time

  • @Bigguyherodude
    @Bigguyherodude Před 3 lety +8

    “I’m not poor”
    “Yes you are”
    “u n d e r s t a n d a b l e h a v e a g r e a t d a y

  • @n0_l0gicxx40
    @n0_l0gicxx40 Před 3 lety +6

    8:16 time to take him to the *dead dog* store

  • @laurenjp85
    @laurenjp85 Před 3 lety +4

    i love how he gets instant karma in most of his videos lol

  • @ramonagodwin9451
    @ramonagodwin9451 Před 3 lety +1

    Albert: I nEEd heLp fOlLow mE
    Albert: now u need help

  • @bridgetttz
    @bridgetttz Před 3 lety +13

    Albert: "The devil tries taking another."
    Bridget/ me: "OHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT THE DEVIL COMES FROM THE UNDERNEATH."

  • @yohahoops7309
    @yohahoops7309 Před 3 lety +4

    How do I put my hands on the wheel -Albert me: *starts screaming*...

  • @Jaxsu
    @Jaxsu Před 3 lety +1

    *Devil like music plays*
    Flamingo: sounds like church music idk.

  • @FatMass-zm1tj
    @FatMass-zm1tj Před 3 lety

    Anyone: *breaths in his general direction*
    Flamingo: I’m EnDiNg YoUr LiFe RiGhT nOw

  • @urmomdotcom6969
    @urmomdotcom6969 Před 3 lety +5

    *Random dude saying ow multiple times*
    Albert mimicking him in a baby voice: *oUh oWw ouUu*

  • @ssquid8087
    @ssquid8087 Před 3 lety +3

    I’m 5 seconds into the video and I’m already laughing 🤣🤣

  • @jankaonuferova9989
    @jankaonuferova9989 Před 3 lety

    2:14 Albert: *very couple smart people*
    cats fighting their death so the house can be clear.

  • @pip2559
    @pip2559 Před 3 lety

    nobody:
    not a single soul:
    albert in any roblox game: where can i get a gun

  • @drlampert2423
    @drlampert2423 Před 3 lety +14

    1:15 Wheelchair, I remember that magic trick and currently in a wheelchair. This comment will be in a sea of bots. So if some of y’all see this, have a good day

  • @EGGO-yi7ye
    @EGGO-yi7ye Před 3 lety +2

    7:26 I was crying because of that car XDDD 😂

  • @twinsseahtobeyandtommy7049

    Me reading the title and see the thumbnail:who hit him with a car?
    Flamingo:You can break the window

  • @PixelDev_YT
    @PixelDev_YT Před 3 lety

    Albert: **kills a man**
    5 seconds later: What did i do wrong!