Quick tip if you didn’t know:when you get arrested you can remove the handcuffs by leaving jail and going to the place were you can buy the lock picker,next to the lock picker there is another key that you need to buy and u can use it on yourself
Thank-you for the tutorial of how too open a door. I usually always leave the game if I get locked and don't know how too open the door so thank-you now I can live my life 😁😁😁
Thanks for actually letting me know on how to get into someone’s house if they don’t answer the door! I will do this on my neighbors thank u albert. Update:they fell asleep but won’t wake up
4:48 Ah... I haven’t heard this song in years. The only time I can remember is the song playing when Albert was at a cafe and just spammed “RESPECT THE VETS” and had war agents them. Ah. Those where the old days though.
Choose your sidekicks! Greenscreen Man - He reflects damage by 70% and can hide in different areas. His moves are mostly reflect and hide. Sammy the strawberry - He is a strawberry that shoots out seeds and he is capable of turning his face to a poor begger. This is why girls dont want him nearby. Jayingee - He is a friend to flamingo and he uses his spatula to cook rat pie. He also uses the spatula TO DESTROY THE WHOLE WORLD. Ahem thats it ROMK MAN - He uses his special romk to smack players head and put them in a coma. The Grocery Gang - This is a whole group. They can hypnotize your enemies and put them at work FOREVER. This one is dangerous btw. Baldi - He is the hottest kid in school and uses his rulers to cut limbs and smack people. He gives answers to your enemies and if they get it wrong they will have 90% damage. Thats all hoped you liked it
the game will be called Albert Simulator let me finish: Top Enemy: Su Tart: Betrayed Albert for Team 10,uses chill powers to give 3 different boosts to the enemies [1: Health (Loses health 3 times slower.) 2: Speed (Increases speed by 20) 3: Attack (increases attack damage by 50.)] Level 20 HP:??? Forms: chill,normal Theme songs: 0 [ENEMY] Hero’s: The Screen Men: Contains Red,Blue, and Green Screen Man,they will use coloured lasers against Enemies. Earthworm Sally: Will spread 3 different diseases,only one of them will be spread and each disease has a different effect on the enemy. 1, [N/A] : Will slow down the enemy and make them depressed,loosing 10 damage per minute [EFFECTIVE RATE:5/10] 2: [N/A] Will decrease the attack damage for the enemy by 20. (If attack damage is lower, will only decrease by 5.) 3: [N/A]. Will decrease the health of the enemy by 15. Kaden Fumblebuttom: He works for flamingo/ is a friend of Albert. 1000 HP Level 32 The Sammy Duo: Contains Sammy The Strawberry and His/her boy/girlfriend. StS: 500 HP, 2 forms, 0 theme songs, level 20 StS’s girl/boyfriend: 400 HP, 1 form, 0 theme songs, level 10 Whale Man: Hes a whale who learned the ability to breathe air,although he forgets how do it sometimes. Theme songs:1 Attack: 50 HP: 1000 Level: 29 Forms: normal, super
To open handcuffs: go to where flamingo/albert buy lockpick there is a item called key use it on urself while ur cuffed or on someone to open cuffs thanks for read if u do! (edit ty yall for the likes)
Albert: Ohh No *JoJo Music (Pillar Men Theme)* “Every JoJo fan Liked that* Also Albert: *Burps* Paige or Kaden: “Even though that was not a JoJo reference, It’s still a JoJo reference”
Kusuke is so shady but I can’t help but sort of like him. Fun fact: If you type Kusuke Saiki into a search engine, Google will ask “Did you mean: *Kusuo* Saiki” and I think that’s really sad but funny at the same time
Noobs: try to enjoy their day
Flamingo: *your free trial of living has ended*
halo
E g g
Why is everyone an egg all of a sudden
I cook egg :)
um ok
E P I C
I actually agree with flamingo at the end about bypassed audio thing
there's some ugly audios
yeah
Same
whats this game hes playing
josh_the_ gamer It's called da hood
0:35 thank you for that 🙏! This game is MUCH easier now I know how to open doors instead of leaving!
Ikr
That is why i subscribed to albert, for more epic tutorials like that😎
I Rembr 🤩
Yes
Samantha I love you now
Quick tip if you didn’t know:when you get arrested you can remove the handcuffs by leaving jail and going to the place were you can buy the lock picker,next to the lock picker there is another key that you need to buy and u can use it on yourself
I did nit know that thx
I didn't know that and I don't even play the that game but I still play Roblox
Ty!
That was a very quick tip
@@suzannehunter865 ik
He literally just Roasted the people who play there “very cool” audios lol
Haha yes
Bro that’s offensive stop
I rlly dc
Zachary Richards i rlly dc
@@pinkgaming4338 what
Guns: exist
Flamingo: I’ll take your entire stock
Hey dude
You there
Adrian Lopez hi
your ugly theres a hate comment
Nice repost
It hurts watching people struggle at a game youre good at especially when albert doesnt know theres a key to get out of hand cuffs
ikr it's so painful...
Im new to da hood and im not that good- like idk how u get money
Or that he’s buying dhc for really high prices it makes my brain hurt
@@1k_at115 if he bought it third party he can possibly get banned from da hood and roblox so yeah its painful but its to be careful too
@@SkippyChubby u can’t get banned for buying it’s for selling
After 15 years i can finally open a door! Thanks man you're the best!!
my sister was watching with me, and thought i was on FaceTime with him bc he was in the corner, and kept YELLING “WHO HURT YOU!?”
the way he says "girl is her right now" LOL
here*
3:35
@@fnreplays ?
Dang I thought you were Skittle from the Beluga series.
@@its-haz_ lol
3:56
albert hit that airshot 🥶
Jotaro: ORA ORA ORA ORA
Dio: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Albert: GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
lol
I liked this cuz it’s jojo
Don't forget Josuke's DORARARARARA
I FRICKEN' DIED WHEN HE SAID "oh no it's there big fat boyfriend"
the way he killed both the freinds was brutal and funny
5:02 that made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
*Flamingoat bankrupt..*
My Lungs of laughter
Lol 😂
Yes
ngl- i see you literally eVeRyWHere.
xd
4:03 i didnt know that thanks alberto
Albert: calling someone sunscreen eater his skin being a sunscreen eater
It kind of looks like the sunscreen is eating him
Bobwithan A Like you are actually right
@@gerbil3278 lol
Yup lol
He’s not a sunscreen eater, he’s a snowball eater
Thank-you for the tutorial of how too open a door. I usually always leave the game if I get locked and don't know how too open the door so thank-you now I can live my life 😁😁😁
Thank you for showing me how to open a door :')
"Instead of bacon hairs, we now got non gendered double battery arms."
OMG
Double battery = double annoyance
the equality ✨😌
*smokes *
Me: *Goes straight to comments*
Comments: WhOs BeEn A fAn Of AlBeRt FoR oVeR a YeAr
Me
@@BellaLilyRose w-what
Umm
Stop being a caka
I've been a fan since Albertstuff
And also big enough fan to recognize the background music 4:47
Albert burping in my ear is such a blessing 😍
Yasss🥰🥰
Bruh
@@gamingwithjay3580 jay shut
Well that isn’t creepy at all
🤦🏼♀️
Thanks for actually letting me know on how to get into someone’s house if they don’t answer the door! I will do this on my neighbors thank u albert. Update:they fell asleep but won’t wake up
How do I delete comments?
@@umm_okk see those 3 dots? Press on it and press delete
Okay thanks.. now how about deleting someone else’s comment
@@umm_okk you can't you can only delete your own comments
i hope giyuu murders shinobu by stabbing her heart like she stabbed his heart on the inside :>
Noobs: try to enjoy their day
Flamingo: *ima stop you right there*
Understandable, have a nice day
I know damn well I’m not the only one that loves when he uses the jojo references in his videos
Wow SO WHOLESOME
Mrbeast : “blowing up their house and buying them a new one”
Albert : “blowing up their houses and making them mad”
Lol nice one
LMAO
Lmaoo
Lisa gaming : "blowing up their house and making them cry"
Lmfao XDD
Thanks bruh this helped me a lot.
3:08 had me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:39 Ah yes, thank you very much for the tutorial, Albert I have always needed help on opening doors 😊
How do you close it?
@@updatedautopsyreport1490 oh, I've never thought of that 🤔🤔
Good point
Maybe do the same thing on how you open it.
Yeah I,ve liked his videos and I thin k I love it
How do you lock
I love the way his voice sounds when he uses the rpg or bomb
Same
We need another video now please
STOMP & BOOP
that game is Da Hood
@@syaukat3796 ik but thanks
Flamingos humor always keeps me entertained lol
I really love the backround music whenever Albert blows buildings😭👌✨✨✨
2:39 she was screaming at him to stay inside. They feared him like a god
5:46
@@thatcrimsongamer1674 no
When you hear the American music start playing:
RESPECT THE VETS
u stole a comment :/
@@priscillakai3604 it's literally just some letters
What song is it tho i wanna hear it
RESPECT THE VETS
I bet a lot of people thought the same lol
You are the only person who makes da hood fun💀
Whenever I saw you stomp on that character's head at the beginning of the video it made me think of this I'm giving you a head massage.LMAO
Flamingo in literally every video: "where do I get a gun"
Lol I remeber that vid
The only videos he doesn’t say that in are videos where he already has guns
That's cause he's american
murica baybeeee
Albert thumbnails is notfake
4:48 Ah... I haven’t heard this song in years. The only time I can remember is the song playing when Albert was at a cafe and just spammed “RESPECT THE VETS” and had war agents them. Ah. Those where the old days though.
7:20 another
Ehat the music plz tell
Ok
Thank you albert the opening a door tutorial changed my life.
Flamingo I love u so mutch and I just started watching this vid LOL
albert: *jojo reference*
jojo fans: *let me add a little bit of spice to that.*
neti at 2:21 is the best part
꧁kawaī Happa꧂ albert’s stand cry is officially *OH NOO* he’s the new joseph joestar
JOTRO…
Amanda Burchardt DIO
Amanda Burchardt _jotro_
Albert: *shoots like 5 people with an RPG*
*gets jail time*
Albert: wHaT dId I dO?!
@@hiyoko2098
ew.
we saw video
@Javier Baldenegro HAHA YES
Lmao
Lol it’s so true though
5:53 😂 i love the jail break videos
Ty for helping me against those toxic "friends" of mine
The weirdly inspirational music during the tutorial is so accurate
Me : plays a roblox game
Flamingo 4 days later: hey guys today we stalk a person and join the games that he played
This is so f*cking true lol
wrong way around ✨
lol
sam
Dantiel82 bad bad bad bad word word word word
3:31 was my fav part lol
This is really entertainment
Choose your sidekicks!
Greenscreen Man - He reflects damage by 70% and can hide in different areas. His moves are mostly reflect and hide.
Sammy the strawberry - He is a strawberry that shoots out seeds and he is capable of turning his face to a poor begger. This is why girls dont want him nearby.
Jayingee - He is a friend to flamingo and he uses his spatula to cook rat pie. He also uses the spatula TO DESTROY THE WHOLE WORLD. Ahem thats it
ROMK MAN - He uses his special romk to smack players head and put them in a coma.
The Grocery Gang - This is a whole group. They can hypnotize your enemies and put them at work FOREVER. This one is dangerous btw.
Baldi - He is the hottest kid in school and uses his rulers to cut limbs and smack people. He gives answers to your enemies and if they get it wrong they will have 90% damage.
Thats all hoped you liked it
jibb ipong green screen man >:)
Romk man
Yuri
Lol
the game will be called Albert Simulator
let me finish:
Top Enemy:
Su Tart: Betrayed Albert for Team 10,uses chill powers to give 3 different boosts to the enemies
[1: Health (Loses health 3 times slower.)
2: Speed (Increases speed by 20)
3: Attack (increases attack damage by 50.)]
Level 20
HP:???
Forms: chill,normal
Theme songs: 0
[ENEMY]
Hero’s:
The Screen Men: Contains Red,Blue, and Green Screen Man,they will use coloured lasers against Enemies.
Earthworm Sally: Will spread 3 different diseases,only one of them will be spread and each disease has a different effect on the enemy.
1, [N/A] : Will slow down the enemy and make them depressed,loosing 10 damage per minute [EFFECTIVE RATE:5/10]
2: [N/A] Will decrease the attack damage for the enemy by 20. (If attack damage is lower, will only decrease by 5.)
3: [N/A]. Will decrease the health of the enemy by 15.
Kaden Fumblebuttom: He works for flamingo/ is a friend of Albert.
1000 HP
Level 32
The Sammy Duo: Contains Sammy The Strawberry and His/her boy/girlfriend.
StS: 500 HP, 2 forms, 0 theme songs, level 20
StS’s girl/boyfriend: 400 HP, 1 form, 0 theme songs, level 10
Whale Man: Hes a whale who learned the ability to breathe air,although he forgets how do it sometimes.
Theme songs:1
Attack: 50
HP: 1000
Level: 29
Forms: normal, super
Albert: *beats out that girl*
The girl: she helps
*SHE HELPS!*
I love when albert says she better have my money
It’s funny when he got in prison and in the boom box Music was funny lol
4:48 that music brings back memories
What's this game called?, Ik that was a random question but please tell me
Kyle Lord da hood
respect the vets
@@GioBarreira thanks
An ad? Alright...
Albert: *Dies*
Albert again: This game sucks
I know he is so *angry*
Uh what is the joke 😓
PLEASE SAY WHATS THIS GAME NAME
S
Chill Memes wow that’s chill
Seeing you play da hood makes me wanna play, But when I go to play I get all hesitant. 🏃🏽♀🤠
Amazing tip to break into houses:try zooming in the door and click the lock
This didn’t work I think they patched it
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Albert: making fun of sun screen eaters
Also Albert: him being a sunscreen eater too
:O
Srgck.re.wor
bsrjb
@@AAnimatians a comment made 1 minute ago!
:O
Joaquin Sebastian I highly agree.
Albert: **Kills random Noobs**
Me: *"Now, thats high quality content"*
So true killing a noob makes my day XDDD
Bots
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 bot
:o your picture todoroki! I love todoroki :D
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 i see you everywhere
the opening door tutorial was very useful
"This is the most wholesome game ever"
Da hood you picked to say that in da hood.
Flamingo: **knocks on door once**
**dosen't answer after 6 seconds**
Flamingo: *you have chosen death. The Council Will Choose Your Fate.*
SCP 682 ok Dad
lol
RealMiniMello Council* I might get wooooshed because of it I am suspicious
Døki -Dãy
You won’t because the misspelling isn’t a joke.
Council*
To open handcuffs: go to where flamingo/albert buy lockpick there is a item called key use it on urself while ur cuffed or on someone to open cuffs thanks for read if u do! (edit ty yall for the likes)
k
A
Good vid
Ty
Ok ok ok ok ok
My gun noise: PEW PEW PEW PEW alberts: GAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAGAGA
I remember when roblox's players dont know how to click detector xD
*Hears the music he played during the “RESPECT THE VETS” video* ah nostalgia
Yes
ah, yes the nostalgia
Mhm
Lol
@Murple Do this is an alt
Albert: Ohh No
*JoJo Music (Pillar Men Theme)*
“Every JoJo fan Liked that*
Also Albert: *Burps*
Paige or Kaden: “Even though that was not a JoJo reference, It’s still a JoJo reference”
Yes
Is that a jojo reference
Burping is technically is a is a jojo reference because Joseph drank cola and cola usually makes people burp
@@a01073791533 yes
@@a01073791533 breathing is also a jojo reference so this means albert was always doing a jojo reference.
''girl is her right now'' PLSS- I WAS DIEING 😭
Albert makes any game look fun
JOJO REFERENCE ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER
He’s on that part then...
Ququwjama
I FEEL U BORTHER
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
NIGERUNDAYO! SMOOOKEYY!
God: Albert, what do you do for a living
Albert:
@IAm KevinBB 6 no
Yes :,)
I like howyou prank them i cant stop laughing
albert really said
"all the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run better run, faster then my bullet."
“Stop Existing”
-Albert 2020
I wish 2020 would stop existing.
i Gachanime same
*Y O U O N L Y E X I S T B E C A U S E I A L L O W IT*
He said that right as I read this lol
Møøn fløwer wow it is true
Albert: blows up bank
Albert: gets arrested
Albert: “JAIL TIME WHAT DID I DO?”
*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO!!*
YOU KNOW HOW BADLY I NEED HATERS TO MY CHANNEL 🤬🤬
Lol
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x is blocking you enough?
Albert blows up bank albert:NO *fast forward*
Your right...
“Flamingo the black lister”
Such a wholesome video ❤️
"Now I have these hacks to finally win something!" *saiki k's brother*
"KUSUKE-!"
Saiki k should not be any where near the comments if its someone stupid without there intennas in there head
YES
Kusuke is so shady but I can’t help but sort of like him. Fun fact: If you type Kusuke Saiki into a search engine, Google will ask “Did you mean: *Kusuo* Saiki” and I think that’s really sad but funny at the same time
Kusuke just sucks at rock paper scissors let's be honest
He looks so genuinely happy when he hurts people that it makes me happy too
Same
Same
Same
emaS
Same
I love how everytime albert explodes anything,he plays music
Albert sounds genuinely mad when he was mocking these local da hoodians
Flamingo: burps
Also flamingo: AWAKEN MY MASTERS
ESIDISI
Commando Captains KARS
neti wamuu
Jojo fans: OH MY GOD
@@KimmichsFanGirl SANVIENTO!!!
Albert: "look at this idiot trying to outrun bullets"
Also Albert 2 minutes later: trying to outrun bullets
KEVIN B 9 no
Dude had a horrible game
@KEVIN B 9 why would you want hate comments on ur video? Let me guess you want attention just like lisa gaming.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW THIS VID IS COMEDY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Albert: Crime Watch Also Albert: -Explodes people at the Bank trying to rob it-
Can’t wait to say only the og fans will remember his old office
"old"
he changed into his new office like a week ago wdym og fans
Yeah I remember his old office
@@angelicuhpastelfilter7557 Bruh read it again because you clearly don't know what it means.
I thought it's his bedroom lol
I love the fact that he calls a bunch of people sunscreen eaters, but his character looks just like them.
I know
JesseorSomething no sunscreen eaters are people with the white xbox faces
I know
@@kamii2278 yes but if you saw at the beginning he had a lol white face and stuff as a "sunscreen eater"
I relized then i got to commnnts then i saw this......
Albert, to break out of jail, you need to escape then go where you can buy lockpicks then buy a key then you escape, the place is from 8:36 :D
albert: JAIL TIMER? FOR WHAT?! also albert: blowing up houses, killing people, etc
4:47 *music starts playing*
Og flamingo fans ‘respect the vets’
exactly what i thought :P
I’ve seen that video half a million times
i wouldn't call them "og fans"
@@oldsport1881 true, og fans are the ones from albertstuff
i remember that day when the barista disrespected that veteran trying to feed her pets
Flamingo: “the flamingo CZcams channel is wholesome!”
*cuts to him stomping on someone’s head*
I wrote the exact same comment when the video came out :(
Yea isnt that wholesome! Its so nice, he was stomping on the spider that was on his head! He saved him. 😍
Daisy And riccy! you are right
One day he’ll make a custom admin game and make a command called :skullstomp all
Very wholesome 😇
0:13 STOMP!*splatter*
1:35 okay your laugh sounds so powerful there.
"Blowing up their house and making them mad."
People: *ive never think of that!*
no
E P IC
Thought*
10/10 grammar
You have the name of me and my friend
Every kid hood user:*Zombie Package*
And Skeleton
Lol
OMG HI
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 bot
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 u want views lmao
"YeAh BaD bOy AuDiOs TuRn iT uP!!!" That had me dying.
I think Albert is growing more insane each minute he plays roblox.
If Albert was a president:
Trump: *build a wall*
Albert: *BUILD A/AN E*
Yes BUILD Æ
i wish he was the president in my country, i could record videos with my age then lol
*AN**
@@HiHi-sw4hq Æ
Lol
Albert: * uses jojo things in his video *
JoJo Fans:
*ayayayayyyyyy*
Yo! Waden! Egyptian anime music intensifies
Ayyyyyyyy
Jojo! This is the last of my content! Take it from meeeee!!
IS THAT A JOJO’S REFERENCE
Killer queen has already touched this comment
LOL i love how you just break into a house and then just kill the people in the house