Ben & Emil on: Being a Boy (Boys only)
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- čas přidán 26. 11. 2023
- Being a boy is really hard. But it also rocks. It comes with rules and responsibilities and pains and pleasures only a boy could know.
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I am continually just blown away by how Ben’s mind works. He needs to be studied.
Homie is all Id no Superego
as a girl I never realized how much of being a boy is being in the pool
boys either go to the pool or learn stick shift
IF YOU AINT PEEIN' YOU AINT BEIN'
I take dumps in hot tubs
ben & emil on: the bed together
No matter the topic, Ben can always bring it back to piss.
Funny since I just came from a video where Ben was talking about how he doesn't like guests over because they piss in his toilet.
I definitely would not be soothed by a heavily sighing man walking behind me, Benjamin
inadvertently being that friendly alien assassin from rick and morty (Crombopulous Michael i think?) "Oh boy, here I go killin' again." LOL
I feel Ben in that situation, I don't want to scare any stranger walkin' up behind them, but like what's the least offensive non-English way to do so? I'm thinking throat clear, but it can't be too loud or you sound frustrated at their presence, but too quiet and you risk not being heard at all. Personally, I like a loud foot scrape or two, but that could also be seen as a 'shit, i've blown my stealth mission, better go fire at will mode and just jump this bitch' causing her to just leg it and try and head for a crowded place, in which case I've put her in flight mode and maybe she will have lasting trauma from the ordeal. Then, there I am with slightly scuffed shoes and another female in my life who has barely met me and full on sprinted away from ever getting to know me.
Being a boy is hard
Ben covertly acknowledging his presence behind a woman is actually so valid. I walk everywhere and when guys come up behind me, even harmlessly, but I didn't know they were there I scream
I love when Ben feels the need to explain something further. Going on that journey never disappoints.
realizing this concept is very similar to trixie and katya’s UNHhhh but i’m loving it
people have been saying we are the straight version of UNHhhh
I AM PEOPLE
Love that they’re very different characters in the same universe. T&K are super gay and B&E are super Larry David.
@@benandemilshowyou’re straight?! jkjk
Being a boy is all about listening to podcasts that predominantly feature men, and occasionally podcasts that talk about how tough it is for men out there
The only thing I’ve learned is that boys are aquatic mammals
As a gay man, whenever I walk behind a woman I immediately have the urge to tell her I don’t give a fuck about her in the best way possible
"Excuse me, I'm gay and I won't hurt you"
“Girl, I love your top.”
Kind of an aside, but I'm gay as well and my husband ALWAYS gets hit on by other people, men and women. Gas station clerk? "You look like a rockstar". Chef at the Chinese buffet? "You so tall and handsome". Old lady in the parking lot "By golly if I were 50 years younger!" I've never seen anyone receive as many compliments from strangers as he does.
@@eon6274 that’s kind of an insane thing to just spout off. It isn’t at all related to the original comment. Why gloat about your husband in some random comment chain? Did I miss something?
If I'm walking behind a woman and want to alert her that I'm there, so as not to frighten her, what I generally do is purposely scuff my feet on the ground occasionally as I walk. If I'm going to overtake her, and doesn't seem to have realised I'm there yet, I will say something like 'on your left' or right, dependent where I'm coming from
Dragging my feet is like slow blinking as a way to communicate harmlessness
Now this one is truly for the boys
I’m so grateful for Ben because that’s one of my biggest fears. Anytime a man is behind me, I am using my peripheral vision to its fullest extent to make sure they aren’t gonna attack. The white man smile and looking down while walking past me is the only way any man should deal with walking behind me.
can we get "Ben & Emil on: Being a Boyfriend." ?
The editing on this episode was on point
hey Ben , woman here. I can in fact confirm that I would take that sigh as a threat to my life.
Being a boy is just being your childhood self. The other day I was at the grocery store, I needed to get some stuff, and I walk down the toy aisle and get myself a good old fashion hot wheel car. I was like aye might as well. I later on proceeded to have a good day.
ngl you might just be autistic
thought my brother wrote this comment he does the same damn thing. Boys will be boys fr
omg can we get a ben & emil on yalls icks
bringing dumbbells into the pool is such a pleasurable experience. i love hangin out down there
Baby Emil in the thumbnail looks like a Disney character and you cannot change my mind
He’s giving Luca
i mean you are both actually very baby girl but that's totally fine
I agree with Ben, I try and make people aware that I am there
Love watching the thumbnails change in the first half an hour hahaha. Good one as usual fellas!
Ben’s kinda cooking with the letting your presence known thing
Was thinking about stopping squirting but you guys convinced me. NSS💯
i love these “ben and emil on” short videos, super love them and the format of the chroma behind
ben is right about that haircut. im from NY and all the boys had that haircut 8-10 years ago
"wife can be boy😁"
there is so much to being a boy that I want to comment on. Just found you guys last night. love the content
I be pissin, shittin, and fartin I can’t even IMAGINE peeing in a pool
Dude imagine how fucking humiliating it must be to try and kidnap a woman but then you get a little tickle in your throat and can’t stop coughing
emil fuckin gets it. no truer shit has been said. playing jackpot (500), the squirty thing. amen
Up Next: Ben and emil on: my face
sometimes I feel like I relate to Ben too much. has he been tested for autism?
I’ve only read the title so far, but I audibly said “Aaawwwww”. Being a boy. SO cute. Tell me about being a boy, little guy.
Ben and Emil's Tips for Saving Drywall:
1. Piss, don't pee.
2. Do the squirty thing with confidence.
3. Make some noise behind women.
4. Take weights into pools, see where the day takes you.
Me, a trans masc person, writing down what it means to be a boy
but why pretend? seems so forced.
As a boy, I can say that these guys r definitely boys
The cough/sigh is definitely a weird go-to strategy.
hey guys how do i go boy mode
This is just wonderful
The New Guy reference? This team is undefeated
I can confirm as a boy I am playing Minecraft while watching this video
Love you guys!!!
great to see boymoder representation like this! thank you guys
this is so baby boy coded
i love returning to this episode to hear emil adamantly preach that girls CANT do “the squirting thing”
as a boy who can't swim this sucks. SUCKS
I walk so silently and quickly, and feel extreme social awkwardness sometimes and living in nyc, walking around at night I do purposefully cough or drag my shoe to announce my presence as to not scare someone too badly walking behind them.
boy moders rise up
amazing
would have loved to see some baby ben and emil pics
i COMPLETELY forgot about 500 until Emil mentioned it. I loved that game
i teach 4th grade and all my boys loooove making fart sounds. they love making fart sounds with their mouths, arm pit farts, and real farts. anything that sounds like it came out an ass is the funniest thing to them haha
wait till the boys find out girls piss
Me and the r girls always pissin in the pool
Finally someone who played 500!!
NAH PEEIN IN THE POOL IS FOUL WHAT THE HELLLLLL
imo saying "oop, coming up behind ya, dont wanna scare you" in the nerdiest dorkiest disney channel NPC customer service voice is the best way to overtake a woman in the dark, second only to "ffs you walk too slow loser either hurry it up or gtfo my way" in the gayest sassiest mean girls-esque valley girl accent 👍 all else fails just cross the street n walk on the other side lmfao
Ben talking about hating the concept of the ick gave me the ick
This boy (me) agrees
nah he's valid for that
The thumbnail is absolute nightmare fuel
To add to swimming with the boys: Along with the cannonball, big boys need to know how to belly flop
Are these clips from the pod or seperate videos?
these are separate videos! they're a new series we're experimenting with on Mondays.
god dammit these are so good
Ferda🔥
ben and emil on greek life?
I would like to propose a fake sneeze when you come up behind a woman. It's got the magic of a cough but is far less potentially intimidating. Just a quick little "achoo!"
I’ll be your boy Emil
This is “Uuuhhhhh” with Trixie and Katya for straight people
thank u
Ben, if a man I coughing behind me I am terrified.
just guys being boys
Them talking about the "squirty thing" reminds me of Ben's story of the girl who stepped in dog poop 🤣
clicking on this as a women
being a boy is using a pool noodle and putting it against the pool jet and spraying people
okay but if i heard a man sigh loudly behind me at night i would run
Ben's right. Classy guys do the cough and sniff when walking behind women
Ben on macklemores face at 4:23 unironically looks almost identical to Hunter Biden
Woah
CZcams was so late w the notification 😔
Boys really do love having breath holding contests, idk
I’d love to see, dare I say: Daddy Ben & Emil on: amusement parks
I was actually downloading minecraft on my computer while watching this so I can confirm that's what this boy is doin
Just guys being dudes, gotta love it
emil where the f is that shirt from i need it
Im a boy in today’s age, I got burgers and wings with my guys and then we tossed a football in a parking lot after we finished
Aw yiss
Remember boys, if you want a woman to feel safe around you in public when you're behind them then just follow these simple steps:
1. Breathe very heavily and loudly so she's aware of your presence.
2. Scrape your feet on the pavement so she knows you're close by and can properly gauge how you're respectfully keeping your distance.
3. Keep your eyes focused directly on her so that if she ever turns around she knows you're keeping her safe by watching over her, sort of like a guardian angel. Make sure not to smile or avert your eyes, or else she'll think you aren't taking your duty seriously.
4. Keep your hands in your pockets as this serves two purposes: first, it'll dissuade any potential attackers as they may think you have some sort of weapon on you. And secondly, it'll make her feel safe knowing you aren't trying to put your hands on her without her consent.
This is a surefire way to ensure women are not at all terrified by you in public and will certainly help with our public perception as boys.
Ben nooo no that’s BAD!! Some men genuinely take pleasure in making sure a woman knows they’re being followed, because it makes them feel powerful to intimate them. BUT it’s the thought that counts I guess?😂
"Yeah guys with dark, weird energy" 🤣 And, while this is obviously a masterclass in editing and not cinematography, get some more light on Emil's beautiful face already! 😤 Just found your channel, love it, bless up my dudes 🙏
Hell yeah thank you Abby!
this video is so gender, thanks guys !
am i a boy?? thought i was a girl.. but i can do the hand pool squirty thing
NSS MY BOYS NSS
Boysplaining as always
shocking turn of events - Emil is a boy for the boys and ben is a boy for the girls
i just realized that Emil has that nose piercing to signal he's a boy for the boys
Just a couple of bros being dudes
Maybe im autistic but pissing in the pool is such a disgusting feeling. I have no idea why someone would enjoy that.
Boy Ben in the thumbnail looks no different from Ben ben irl
Emil I’m a girl and I can do the hand squirty thingy and I’m really good at it and my boyfriend can’t so ha
I’m a lesbian is that close enough