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- čas přidán 5. 01. 2013
- The Respected Gentleman was on British tellyvision in May 2011. Here is the full episode in all its glory.
The Hotel Inspector
Season 7 Episode 4 ("Brendan Chase")
Alex Polizzi visits the Lake District to help 63-year-old David Maloney with his dated B&B. The 11-bedroom Brendan Chase has a strict set of rules and has largely ignored the internet age, making it unpopular with some guests. Alex tries to break through the owner's defences to improve his chances of making a bigger profit.
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over 1 year ago
Disgruntled Walker
"I have just spent a night at Brendan Chase with four mates and only discovered afterwards that the Hotel Inspector had been there.I am sorry to say that he has gone back to his old ways as shown at the beginning of the episode.The place was grubby.The shared shower and toilet facilities were disgusting.There were a group of american students also there and he was definitely not very welcoming to them.They were somewhat bemused and I had to tell them not to judge British B/B's on this visit.He was not very happy letting them pay by credit cards and he also was sharp at breakfast when they did not appear to follow the correct British etiquette.He was not happy that some of us did not want the full english breakfast as he would be wasting all the meat that he had cooked for it.Having said that the full english breakfast did look good and those who had it did enjoy it.He still bombards everyone with rules.I would liken the place to Faulty Towers without the humour.Come back Alex and see for yourself!"
More hilarious reviews of the Brendan Chase:
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The Brendan Chase is named after "Brendon Chase," a 1940s book and 1980s British tellyvision show about three brothers who run away to the fictional Brendon Forest to fend for themselves for a year.
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How DARE you speak to me like that!
Alex: David, you need to increase your online presence...
Soundboard community: Challenge accepted
I believe we shall appear on CZcams, or something like that
You've increased his business so much. He's been getting phone calls from people in... Alaska.
@@TheVicar Can I have a conversation with you?
@@TheVicar I believe we had a conversation earlier this evening.
@@malikialgeriankabyleswag4200 I'm sitting in a layby, next to my car after a hard days fire and I have not called YOU
I’m not sure how exactly but I discovered the respected gentleman prank calls a few days ago and now I’m watching this. My entire weekend has been focused around the eccentricities of David Maloney.
I'm absolutely amazed by that, I just can't understand that at all.
@@user-lw2qz4xv6c it’s a mystery
@@itsMrNoble how dare you speak to me like that
@@kid--presentable don't you understand English ? I've never called you
@@CaptainPupu well I have been on to BT and their hopeless
He put the Lake District on the map.
You filthy mouth!
He was nervous she'd find his amazing machines that make extraordinary drugs.
Bruno Firstenberg Amazing how many of his fans have upvoted this comment in the last three months.
He's tried to get them in the lake district for a long time
Antonio Sapienza How DARE you talk to me like that!
He tried desperatly to have drugs in the Lake District of Engand, and every time he tried there is a fault.. He don't know why
@@CzajnikBULBUL It's just a mystery
Lol “we need to get you a greater internet presence” - mission accomplished
He looks lonely, somebody should give him a call...
No wonder he may be lonely. He is steeped in his own opinions...no room for other opinions.
Maybe a call girl could give him a call?
Or not.
@@audreyhepburn2038 Your an 83 year old woman and you're swearing at me .. disgusting
He's happy sitting by his fire , abusing drugs.
I love how his guest house sign says "the world famous Brendan chase", it certainly is now
hes getting calls from the eastern seaboard of the united states, oklahoma, china, switzerland and hes even getting people from alaska! he is a very well respected individual
@@jackathan2223 It's just a mystery
@@BrigadeNord1999 You need your mouth washing out
@@TheVicar You have a foul mouth and I don't want to speak to you.
I can't believe it's all real ahahahahaha David Maloney 😂😂
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!!
YOU ARE DEEPLY OFFENSIVE SIR!! YOU NEED YOUR MOUTH WASHING OUT!!
Jeanpaul NL 😂😂😂 I remember that one lol !
Disgusting!
You filthy mouth
@Jeanpaul NL Where are you based? Are you the chap from Oklahoma?
"David's dirty condiments have let him down" . Words to have them embroidered.
I was waiting the entire episode for David to request Alex's telephone phone number in exchange for his telephone number.
Benjamin Pimentel Or his drugs for her drugs.
I was waiting for him to say "I'd like to do something nasty to you."
I just crack up when i hear the lines from the soundboard
Exactly, lol. I would start actually getting into some parts like a normal TV episode and then boom he busts out a soundboard line.
even hearing the announcer say "Windemere" and "Lake District" made me laugh
@Chris K Damn, I always assumed the context of that line had something to do with the hopelessness of BT (British Teleom).
It's *just* a mystery...
follow the hotel rules or he'll stuff something up you
@@stevenscummy1458 I just can't believe that
What a respectable gentleman. When I was there I've seen many Americans mainly from Oklahoma and the eastern seaboard. David offered me his extraordinary good drugs and in turn I gave him my telephone number
You filthy mouth
Did you see his motor car?
@@howdjAnd the fire place in the motor car.
@@kingwinter2024 oh no, not again.
@@kingwinter2024I could’ve sworn the motorcar was in the fireplace, I must be losing my mind, I suppose I’d better take it a bit slower with these well respected drugs.
Well, I must say that David has got a much greater internet presence. Not necessarily one he wanted but it worked!
Personally, I think David is a very nice man and he deserves some company, with people who are educated and show him some empathy. Not only that, he is an absolute hoot but I don’t think he realizes how funny he is.
He doesn’t have to try, his quirks and personality are naturally hilarious. I was pissing myself with laughter just listening to his comebacks with Alex. He reminds me of a mild version or cross between Victor Meldrew and Basil Faulty. Lovely guy. I hope he’s doing well.
I LOVE him! 💕
Same here, what a sweetheart
YOU FILTHY MOUTH!
Couldnt have said it better myself. If I were in the Lake District I visit this place and get the real Faulty Towers experience.
The best episode ever of Hotel Inspector
Didn't think she'd turn that one around. They both looked close to tears at the end.
He's 73 years old and he's... fucked up every uh... every guest house he's ever been in...
I'm watching this from Oklahoma, or some other eastern sea boarder of the USA, this place is the Lake District, in the U.K. He is a very respected Individual.
Yes I know where Chattanooga is.
In Oklahoma.
You're an American, arent you? As the Americans say "have a good day" good bye
jsj297 *sigh* oh, God.
@@richardpowell1772 dont color your hair.
jsj297 You have a foul mouth and I do not wish to speak to you.
I love the part where she says that he needs to increase his online presence.
I've obviously gone around and thrown rice crispys on every flat surface in the bedroom
Look, tomorrow morning, if it aint tidy, you're out.
A star was born
I’m just sitting here relaxing on DRUGS
relaxing on his extraordinary drugs? 😆😆
Somebody has spilt some tea here
I have NOT called you.
My telephone has rung and I've just picked it up.
You're an American aren't you??
@@MrNEILSUPERNAUT Youuu filthy mouth!
Don't swear at me or I'll come down there and.......stuff something up you!!
@@MrNEILSUPERNAUT HOW DAAARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!
Oh God not again...
I can't believe it, it's really him.
*sigh* i can't believe this.
Just one moment.... Just one moment...
I can't believe it... i was just watching him on my tellyvision after a hard day's work
I think I might pop in for a visit one day to pretend to book a room or something and try and stop to chat but I'd have to hold my laughter in. Especially if he repeated one of his lines to me. :D
At what part does he make an appearence
1:42 "Windermere, the lake district"
Already losing it
Chattanooga choo choo, me old china
You know who I am then do you?
I shouldn't but I feel like my life is a little more complete having seen this. His soundboard pranks are some of the best out there :)
How dare she speak to him like that 😡
she needs her mouth washing out
@@ratdog6317 She needs something stuffed up in her.
She’s an 85 year old woman and she’s _swearing_ at him!?
Absolutely disgusting
who is this DAVID fellow?? his REAL name is RESPECTED GENTLEMAN
Are you calling from the eastern seaboard of the United States?
@Haider Shahid I am the chap from Oklahoma. 😆😆😆
Diana Rendon 😂😂😂
Don’t swear!
David was fantastic. So was Alex. Heartwarming episode.
I agree.
I came here as a fan of the respected gentleman but this was actually quite touching
It has that effect doesn’t it. His cantankerousness is kind of charming.
@@grinja73 Obviously designed by a woman
Does he know he's world famous!
Yes David is a bona fide star I am so glad that they did a show about him and anytime I'm in the Lake District I will definitely stay at his place and thank all thanks for the prank calls he received millions and millions of advertising hits
I ended up loving David, hope he finds more time for himself, looks like a nice lad
Yo soy Gerry Lebeau me too
He's a great guy. Another victim of subjection by the looks.
This was filmed in 2011. According to the reviews on Trip Advisor David didn’t change one iota. He remained rude, condescending, especially unpleasant to women and non-English people, demanding and compared to a Sergeant Major barking numerous rules at anyone who dared to stay in his cold, smelly and dirty rooms. The place is currently up for sale.
Sharon G - did he sell it yet?
@@WesterlyPrune99 As per TripAdvisor and Google, he's still going amd hasn't sold it yet. Overall he's gotten mixed reviews, with an average of 3.5 stars on TripAdvisor and 3.9 on Google
Bless him. Good luck, David.
All these years I never realized the respected gentlemans pics were actually him lol
theres a little bit of David in all of us
Oh really !! Really !
he'll stuff something up you
Especially when he stuffs something up you
I've always enjoyed the prank calls to/from David, but seeing this episode gave me some insight into him. David is a good guy that's just been mired in too much work and no social life to find relief in. There are quite a few "forgotten" people like this in the world, which I find sad. I think it's time the prank calls regarding David stop. No more calls to nearby bed & breakfasts or other neighbors, trying to make them think David's lost his mind. The man has been in a sort of hell, and I hope that he is able to find some escape time from the BC and enjoy his life now.
B B agree
@@mmgubin I thought they stopped years ago?
Are you that chap in Oklahoma?
You are extremely rude
@@MrGarrett sleep with one eye open...
I stayed there and all he did whenever i saw him was make prank calls to people in America, while accusing them of ringing him. Oh and i heard him say something abut trading drugs with bt telecom.
You're an 83 year old woman and talking like that? DISGUSTING!!!
Was he crying when Alex told him she was leaving?!
He seemed emotional
Respected Gentleman needs a sitcom featuring him and Frank Garret as his guest.
Sadly frank is no longer with us but that would have been perfect
Clash of the titans.
"Sigh" oh god
Ooooohhhh God
I had to watch this after the soundboards. I can't help but warm to him after the kids boat trip. I want to force him into a hug, the miserable git! 🤗
What a beautiful building. I sort of feel sorry for him.
His phone call with Stilwell Grandma is the stuff of legends.
You’re an 85 year of woman and you’re swearing at me?
@@RaferJeffersonIII you need your mouth washing out!
How dare you speak to me like that
I fell asleep to this and I woke up with a British sir and a gentleman from oklahoma with me in bed. I'm absolutely amazed by that I just can't understand that at all.
My telephone has just rung, I picked it up!
@Don Nukem "Sigh" oh gawd I can't believe this, no, no, no, you're calling me, I have NOT called you. In fact, I was just on another call with another gentleman in the United States who thinks that I'm calling him and now you're cutting in. I have ended up speaking to people in Alaska, the eastern seaboard of the United States, Switzerland, and China, all whom think I have made a call to them. I have explained to british telecom on numerous occasions about this and they seem to not be able to do anything about it. I have not made any international calls, I have no idea who you are, I have not called you, do you understand what I am saying to you. Where are you based? Are you the chap from Oklahoma? 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I am a VERY WELL RESPECTED individual!
Dr. Nakano I suspect you are
Stayed here with a friend in 1997 or 98. Owner seemed verbally clipped in tone, but professional and respectful. Dont remember any major cleanliness issues. Didn't have any issues with him. But we were the only guests. The breakfast was pretty good. It was a great long weekend there in the Lake District. Would stay there again. Id just moved to England so thought the decor was pretty typically old fashioned but had no issue with it. Was kinda comforting actually at the time.
How much did you tip him want to just be sure if I ever stay there how much I need to tip?
Holy shit. It’s really him!
How dare she tell a respected gentleman how to clean toilets!
Somebody has spilt some tea here
I've just been informed this will be going up on CZcams. Some fool in America's doing it.
She’s an American isn’t she? Yeah, I can tell by the way she talks to him.
I definitely wouldn't want to be invited to his place for the wee- *kend* . Dis-GOOST-ing!
Youuuuu filthy mouth!
It's crazy to think some pranksters called his neighbors and made a whole series about it even in more recent years lmao
Are there any gentlemen out there who are more well-respected than David?
Maybe in Oklahoma...
The Welsh chief would never say "I'll come round there and stuff something up you."
He's a different class.
"So here's what going to happen, I will give you my drugs and in exchange you will give me your drugs."
Someone needs to make a youtube poop with this
This explains why the calls started shortly after
He's definitely the kind of eccentric weirdo that makes a great soundboard though
David, you are as antisocial as I am. You like your fellow man as little as I do. It's one of the reasons I wouldn't go into a business which requires me to accommodate people and be pleasant to them in order to get them to spend money with me. Why on earth are you running a guesthouse man?
I think it could be a great selling point once word got around Nebraska or wherever. "We found this real old British original.."
25:35
"Let's see if the loo is any better this time around..."
RG: "What?!"
Sounds like something straight off his soundboard.
Some of the lines from this episode made it into the soundboard. He's so quotable that I imagine almost everything he said would have found their way onto the soundboard, were it not for the music playing relentlessly in the background.
This woman is really an expert psychologist
I have nightmares of the respected gentleman trying to "stuff something" in me for being a filthy mouth that needs washing
I'd much prefer a carpet
They should have brought in Gordon Ramsay instead, would have made for one epic battle those two.
fokinell
Ok, I love Uncle David...and I was not expecting to.
This is epic , I discovered this years after listening to hundreds of the pranks , I'm shocked
Alex: 'Hope you don't still blame me for the tea stain'. Him: 'No. All is forgiven.'
....
Alex looked mad.
If anyone from Windermere reads this, if they know, it would be nice to know how David is doing these days. Not sure if the Brendan Chase is still going. I think it was up for sale.
DAVID MALONEY!
No, he is not on drugs! How dare you!
"Family crazed feeding fest"..🤣🤣🤣
"Infamous tea stained carpet"
This guy is deluded. He should sell up and move on, the hospitality industry is not for him.
In all fairness a lot of 'professionals' nowadays think that "being all cheerful" will solve all the problems, it's a pr gloss which is tacky as fuck.
I was working a lot in hotels last year and the state of hygeine and service in a lot of 4 and 5 stars are abysmal.
They are both lovely people, in their own ways.
No wonder RG watches the television after a hard days of work. He has to cook and clean all a while answering foul mouths on the telephone and telling them that he simply picked up the phone.
And clean his wonderful machines that make drugs LOL
18:06 RG gets in touch with the British Telecom service but they seem not to be able to do anything about it at all
“Can i have your....long credit card number please”
Thanks for uploading this!
You are deeply considerate, sir!
How dare you! How dare you speak to me like that!
STOP SWEARING DOWN THE PHONE AT ME, OTHERWISE I'LL COME DOWN THERE AND... SSSSSSSSSSSSSSTUFF SOMETHING UP YOU!!
The ending brought tears to my eyes!
Didn't know people wanted to go to barbados this badly
I really wanted to see him on the phone.
I am a very well respected gentleman
I’ve tried desperately to have this extraordinary drug in the Lake District of the United Kingdom and every time I do theres a fault. I have no idea why. Ive had this problem for a long time. America and all over the place.
Are you, are you...
Open for business?
If just David had contacted Duncan Construction he could get the place in shape ^^ !
hahahahahaha
They don't do remodeling
He actually sold up and moved away quite recently, maybe he was sick of all the constant prank phone calls or maybe he just fancied a total change of scene? Who knows but whatever he did I wish him well, as far as I can see the property is no longer a hotel, I think it may just be someone’s home. The last few times I’ve been to Windermere I’ve tried to find it, it used to be obvious to spot as he had the big sign outside which has now gone.
18:25 “It gives people the freedom to not have to talk to you, which is quite nice”
Damn she can burn people even better than Ramsey because she does it with a smile on her face 😂😂😂
How DARE you speak to me like that!
Well, well. All well that ends well. Maybe old dogs can learn new tricks after all.
Im sick in tired of having you say. Im sick of having you abusing me and calling me a liar in effect
Ok Alex... you warmed him up. How brilliant of you to think of how to do it. And it worked a Miracle for him and for his Good future!!! BRAVA!!
fuck i remember why they prank called him now
Yep. He was definitely good for the calls
He needs his carpet washing!
...if Ade Edmondson played Basil Fawlty.
Perhaps The Respected Gentleman will never truly know what a legend he has become
@DavidCharlesMaloneyThe2nd One must toot one's own horn as one is left with nothing if one does not.
The time you gave those wee children a sweet before stepping aboard the Lake Windermere cruise was a very sweet touch indeed. Bless you David and all the joy you have bestowed upon the world. May you have peace and happiness and one last thing, please don't dye your hair! 😊
how DARE you speak to David like that.
This man is doing his best☘
Finola O Murchu David is in the wrong job.
My notification Bell has just rung I was sitting here and it's just Rung
I was just reading the reviews on trip adviser and this was mentioned in a comment..comedy gold
@James Cricket He's a well respected individual!
I have never laughed this hard since the first calls to IBM and Rick.
My guess is his parents were quite strict and weren’t hands on emotionally. Good luck David.👍🏼 love your You Tube videos as ‘The Respectable Gentleman’.
That sounds about right. I think it's more to the story though. A lot of chaps with similar parents turn out less curmudgeonly.
You're an American aren't you?