Connor Almost Died Trying to Impress a Date

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Komentáře • 236

  • @FishInDaToilet
    @FishInDaToilet Před 2 lety +1199

    what we've learnt
    - Connor is a monke
    - Joey's teeth are in peril
    - Garnt is an ice connoisseur

  • @sevenz3r011
    @sevenz3r011 Před 2 lety +660

    at 6:25 we see that connor describes the icecube, but most will overlook how he said 4 by 4 by 4 by 4, which makes it a 4 dimensional icecube

    • @jaywalker5691
      @jaywalker5691 Před 2 lety +102

      It is especially funny when you remember that he's got an engeniers degree

    • @isaacrokhum4743
      @isaacrokhum4743 Před 2 lety +53

      Ice-tesseract

    • @jonnyOysters
      @jonnyOysters Před 2 lety

      Also how the fuck are you putting an ice cube that big in your mouth to begin with? lol It would take effort to put an ice cube that big into your mouth. lol

    • @saurabhjadhav7656
      @saurabhjadhav7656 Před rokem +1

      the comment I was searching for

    • @thighmeat6034
      @thighmeat6034 Před rokem +12

      no wonder he choked on it

  • @macysboringchannel
    @macysboringchannel Před 2 lety +543

    Just pretend to take another sip and let the ice slip out of your mouth into the drink. Bam done. That is what I do.

    • @sparky5623
      @sparky5623 Před 2 lety +29

      Same!! As long as ur not sharing the drink it’s fine xd

    • @MrFaktenFaktenFakten
      @MrFaktenFaktenFakten Před 2 lety

      Literally the same

    • @isabeauwolf562
      @isabeauwolf562 Před 2 lety +1

      If I couldn't spit it back into the cup, then I would find a napkin to spit it out. XD

    • @abyss9256
      @abyss9256 Před 2 lety

      Big brain

    • @sussybakamogus
      @sussybakamogus Před 2 lety +13

      he mentioned he already emtied the cup

  • @Luceroluna_3
    @Luceroluna_3 Před 2 lety +265

    I choke on liquids atleast once a week. My family don't even do anything when it happens. I just put my hand up as a "don't worry, I can handle it."
    It scares new people all the time 🤣

    • @moazahmed4969
      @moazahmed4969 Před 2 lety +14

      Uhm u gud friend? 😂

    • @introxtro_vert6769
      @introxtro_vert6769 Před 2 lety

      do u choke ur saliva too?😂

    • @ShadowFan3
      @ShadowFan3 Před 2 lety +23

      Might want to get your thyroid checked, that is not normal. Might be a goiter.

    • @Delaney-and-the-Starlight
      @Delaney-and-the-Starlight Před rokem

      Me too. I definitely choke on water. 🤣

    • @SpencerLemay
      @SpencerLemay Před rokem +4

      Me to. I don't even have to be drinking. I produce a lot of saliva and sometimes I just start choking and then im good.

  • @ConnerTravis1998
    @ConnerTravis1998 Před 2 lety +288

    Honestly when I drink something with whole ice cubes in, if a ice cube gets into my mouth before I put the glass down I just make it flow out of my mouth while still in drinking portion and once it’s out I then I put the glass down.
    To put it into other words, I make it look like I was still drinking but instead I was spitting the ice cub back into my glass.
    Like I have been doing that for years and no one has noticed or pointed it out

    • @sandromaspindzelashvili5767
      @sandromaspindzelashvili5767 Před 2 lety +14

      Dude what if they noticed and didn't say shit cuz it's akward

    • @ConnerTravis1998
      @ConnerTravis1998 Před 2 lety +17

      @@sandromaspindzelashvili5767that would mean they were literally looking straight at my mouth even when drinking, most people don’t even do that

    • @ChrisStuart911
      @ChrisStuart911 Před 2 lety +11

      Same I do this too
      No one notices unless they’re literally staring which makes them the weird one

    • @ConnerTravis1998
      @ConnerTravis1998 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ChrisStuart911 like I have Asperger and I admit I stare a lot even at stuff that’s not normally stared at but if I see someone do this I just think “🤷‍♂️ I normally do that so it normal” 😂😂😂😂

    • @rafaelfmolina
      @rafaelfmolina Před 2 lety

      What do you mean is that people saw that shit and to not embarrass you they never pointed it out/ got used to it as a "you" thing

  • @lina200282
    @lina200282 Před 2 lety +36

    "It was quite the hefty boy, which is why I wanted to put it in my mouth"
    Sir are we still talking about ice cubes??

  • @christiansmith9661
    @christiansmith9661 Před 2 lety +84

    Guys, I got you. Life hack. Put the cup back up to your mouth like you're gonna take a swig and spit the ice in. Follow it up with pretending to swallow and it'll just look like you took a drink.

    • @Nabil-rn
      @Nabil-rn Před 2 lety +1

      @Talaveras lol same thought

    • @Gamesmarts194
      @Gamesmarts194 Před 4 měsíci

      I feel like you wouldn't even need to swallow. Unless someone is questionably sharp-eyed I think most people would assume you're taking a drink regardless.

  • @ws.hicks14
    @ws.hicks14 Před 2 lety +58

    If you bleep out the word ice…
    I was laughing like a mad man all through the clips lol.

  • @fraven1801
    @fraven1801 Před 2 lety +11

    Listening to this while doing my work, it sounds so weird with all of the "Choking" "Spitting"or "Swallowing" HAHAHA

  • @thegameplayelite2
    @thegameplayelite2 Před 2 lety +58

    Waiting for the haircut joey episodes

    • @sabercat5490
      @sabercat5490 Před 2 lety +1

      Well just cherish the jesus hair for a bit longer. Jus cause its the Jesus hair.

    • @Monkchelle_Kongbama
      @Monkchelle_Kongbama Před 2 lety

      @@sabercat5490 what jesus have you been looking at?

    • @degenerateprick3288
      @degenerateprick3288 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Monkchelle_Kongbama australian jesus

  • @ashwolf2006
    @ashwolf2006 Před 2 lety +19

    Conner Literally puts the Choke in being called Choke DawgVA

  • @DuxDigital
    @DuxDigital Před 2 lety +35

    CONNOR: It was so big I felt it going down...
    *My mind*: That's what she said!

  • @vernslabyrinth9884
    @vernslabyrinth9884 Před 2 lety +63

    5:24 & 9:18 Editors, work your magic.

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 Před 2 lety +2

      There's a lot of sus clips people can use

    • @bellinibaci
      @bellinibaci Před rokem +2

      I was just thinking "sentence" -harshcut- "cyberpunk music"
      Would be done if I was at my desk not my phone

  • @shazbeet
    @shazbeet Před 2 lety +5

    "damn thats an ideal cube, lemme just swallow it real quick"

  • @schr4nz
    @schr4nz Před rokem +3

    11:00 Garnt talking about the "synergy" between ice and soft drink

  • @whirlwind6wind33
    @whirlwind6wind33 Před 2 lety +19

    Connor is a diamond in the rough

  • @chapacoka
    @chapacoka Před rokem +30

    Connor: Won't spit an ice cube back into his cup because it looks awkward.
    Also Connor: Dumps his entire tongue onto the inside of a wine glass .

  • @lukesmith8967
    @lukesmith8967 Před 2 lety +19

    I love the way they’re all acting like putting too big ice cubes in their mouth is normal 😂😂😂😂

  • @choekyigyaltsen7579
    @choekyigyaltsen7579 Před 2 lety +20

    As a kid ( 15 year old ) I thought my throat pipe would’ve been bigger than expected, so I put 2-3 pieces of bread one by one and swallow it altogether and it’s stuck in my throat I drink water of soak it but doesn’t work and wow I was terrified

    • @chewyah
      @chewyah Před 2 lety +3

      I'm crying at 'throat pipe' 😭

    • @SiamV1
      @SiamV1 Před 2 lety +1

      LMAOO THROAT PIPEE

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples Před 2 lety +7

    Once again we have Joey just enjoying the show

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 Před 2 lety +3

    All I'm imagining is Connor choking on ice with the squidward choking sound

  • @THElarry27
    @THElarry27 Před rokem +5

    Connor really be the throat GOAT™

  • @katazaki
    @katazaki Před 2 lety +11

    3:18 Jojo fans be like

  • @heppahullu
    @heppahullu Před rokem +5

    I’m usually in sync with Joey and Garnt, but holy hell YES this bit! I just finished my glass of ice, can go to sleep now 😂

  • @Unicornpryncess
    @Unicornpryncess Před 2 lety +95

    At what point are we going to tell Garnt that “irregardless” isn’t a word?

    • @strangetimez
      @strangetimez Před 2 lety +3

      🤣

    • @EvidentlyThinking
      @EvidentlyThinking Před 2 lety +38

      "Irregardless is a word sometimes used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since the early twentieth century, though the word appeared in print as early as 1795."

    • @raphaelatienza
      @raphaelatienza Před 2 lety +70

      Irregardless is a word but I don't want to defend someone who says "All bread tastes the same."
      Now I don't know what to do.

    • @breadtoast8166
      @breadtoast8166 Před rokem

      He said it literally as I was reading the word.
      The fates aligned a little too perfectly

  • @erisunflower
    @erisunflower Před 2 lety +6

    2:06 LMAO JOEY 💀
    also, garnt and connur don’t die on ice cubes pls lol

  • @ajeb7207
    @ajeb7207 Před 2 lety +1

    Pretend ur taking a sip and put the ice back in

  • @riyank5238
    @riyank5238 Před 2 lety

    lmao... what a great discussion on ice cubes

  • @bleachboy1362
    @bleachboy1362 Před 2 lety +3

    The form determines the full capacity for eating an Ice cube that’s what I’ve learned today

  • @turq99
    @turq99 Před 2 lety +1

    Garnt’s passion for ice is next level lol I enjoy an ice cube here and there but never had a science to it.

  • @ShadyDogg
    @ShadyDogg Před 2 lety +2

    Editors gon have a field day

  • @NeoAnguiano
    @NeoAnguiano Před 2 lety +1

    this is going to be taken a lot out of context

  • @vampiredinosaur
    @vampiredinosaur Před 2 lety +5

    I’m literally crying bc I’m laughing so hard rn

  • @therealbobeh72
    @therealbobeh72 Před 2 lety

    Broooooo I swear the more I watch the more I feel y'all are doin this on purpose 😭😭

  • @atomheart7907
    @atomheart7907 Před 2 lety +1

    Chew the ice and endure the pain

  • @captainbirch2.079
    @captainbirch2.079 Před 2 lety +2

    What I always do is spirit the ice straight up in the air, respond to the question, then catch it in my mouth again

    • @kiki-qp7jx
      @kiki-qp7jx Před 2 lety

      Now this is the best “pro tip”

  • @Tontto
    @Tontto Před rokem

    I think it's more akward to swallow the ice cube than just biting it, lol

  • @Horizonlotus
    @Horizonlotus Před 2 lety +2

    Every time I find myself in this situation I just act like I'm taking another ice cube by putting the glass to my lips and subtly spitting it back into the glass that way. Saves me from the awkwardness and possible death by choking

  • @davidliimatta3684
    @davidliimatta3684 Před rokem

    Pro strat it to disguise the spit back with another gulp of drank

  • @anime-teaser5343
    @anime-teaser5343 Před 2 lety

    Can't wait to see the out of context version

  • @krisklips7222
    @krisklips7222 Před 2 lety

    Solve problems invest in round ice cubes today

  • @bamtato9273
    @bamtato9273 Před 2 lety +4

    Replace all the words “ice” to the word of your choice and you get a masterpiece, imagibe the edit potential of this

  • @tlshortyshorty5810
    @tlshortyshorty5810 Před 2 lety

    I love how the thumbnail makes it look like crystal meth

  • @EmiCubez
    @EmiCubez Před rokem

    i spit the ice back into the cup idec man

  • @dinothedinosaur1099
    @dinothedinosaur1099 Před rokem +2

    Just leave the ice in the glass wtf...

  • @radunegovan3841
    @radunegovan3841 Před rokem

    6:05 fucking dying at joey calling it a "loogey"

  • @ipsykd40
    @ipsykd40 Před 2 lety

    Wait is that ice cube from an single cover??? It's Frozen right? From Terrace house. I think it's the end credits song from aloha state.

  • @robinsarchiz
    @robinsarchiz Před rokem

    I always go for the 4th option: keep it in one of your cheek pockets and start talking.

  • @Dappis
    @Dappis Před rokem

    assert dominance and just crunch on that shit.

  • @PokeBlox21
    @PokeBlox21 Před rokem

    Bruh they can just get the nearest napkin and spit the ice cube in there lmao

  • @mycookiehasnoname
    @mycookiehasnoname Před 2 lety

    3:25 I can't wait for the edits.

  • @otakugamer616
    @otakugamer616 Před 2 lety +1

    Me loosing my mind how he swallow a ice cube 4×4

  • @LeoTheDowl
    @LeoTheDowl Před rokem

    Trash Taste is the best fucking channel I've watched in a while!

  • @rebelminxy8516
    @rebelminxy8516 Před 2 lety +32

    With my horrible anxiety, i would rather my date throw the ice cube back into the cup than swallow it almost risking them to choke...if they gonna choke it aint gonna be via ice cube 😏 (im sorry but couldn't help it XD)

  • @wrydiculouslionel
    @wrydiculouslionel Před 2 lety

    13.45
    Funny you say that Joey, because that is one of my favourite Curry Rice outlets in Japan.
    カレーは飲み物

  • @jaspat9588
    @jaspat9588 Před 2 lety

    what i do is pretend to drink put the ice back while the glass is up

  • @hellblob0763
    @hellblob0763 Před 2 lety +1

    what if u just dont swallow the ice cube in the first place

  • @MonographicSingleheadedM-sp2wk

    he doesnt change does he,I just seen a clip about him getting a certain Mouse a car lmao

  • @atticablack
    @atticablack Před rokem

    Chewing an icecube and subjecting people to that sound in public is revolting.

  • @hiddenability8448
    @hiddenability8448 Před 2 lety

    ants, ice, and boredom. The trifecta of death in this documentary about an anime universe.

  • @zmite6114
    @zmite6114 Před 2 lety +1

    you gotta act like you are taking a sip then spitting it out secretly or better yet if you're drink is finished act like you are taking another ice cube then do switcheroo with the smaller cube

  • @abhinavdamarla4963
    @abhinavdamarla4963 Před 2 lety

    What you do in that situation is act like you’re taking a sip but you spit it back in while taking a sip

  • @Psycopathicus
    @Psycopathicus Před 2 lety +1

    This is why I always ask for a straw. I don't care if people think I'm childish; that way, the ice stays in the glass where it's supposed to be, keeping my drink cold, and I don't have to deal with it. (Plus it ultimately melts, which gives you that little bit of extra liquid.)

  • @KingKadem
    @KingKadem Před 2 lety +2

    Garnt probably also thinks, that the more watery the soup, the better…
    Because it’s everyone’s favorite past time to balance water on your spoon, slurp it, and then do it again

  • @ramennnoodle
    @ramennnoodle Před 2 lety

    I think it goes without saying that this is all gonna be taken way out of context

  • @animorypiano
    @animorypiano Před 2 lety +38

    How to spot a JoJo Fan on a Date

  • @TNW_2019
    @TNW_2019 Před 2 lety

    I never thought ice could be a very entertaining topic

  • @jerrychavez586
    @jerrychavez586 Před 2 lety

    Chokedawg also chokes on ice.

  • @MrFaktenFaktenFakten
    @MrFaktenFaktenFakten Před 2 lety

    I just pretend to take another sip and let the backwash take the cube back in to the glass

  • @onyx3939
    @onyx3939 Před rokem +1

    this is just three men talking about if they wanna spit or swallow

  • @damillec5396
    @damillec5396 Před 2 lety +1

    i don't chew ice but i would just pretend to go for a drink and spit it in discretely

  • @nekomancer8471
    @nekomancer8471 Před 2 lety

    What episode is this i think ive missed this part

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro Před 2 lety +1

    as a man who can't handle cold or hard things yes crushed ice is the way to go

  • @mr.kaseyoswaldo46
    @mr.kaseyoswaldo46 Před 2 lety

    Best advice, try drinking and while they are looking away spit it back it while trying to make almost no effects. Or just crunch it

  • @statikksheev4390
    @statikksheev4390 Před 2 lety

    I usually grab a napkin, put it over my mouth casually, and then spit the icecube into it, and wrap the napkin around it.

  • @breadtoast8166
    @breadtoast8166 Před rokem +1

    Why not just, shove it into your check, speak, and then go back to letting it melt? Why do ANY of that other stuff?!

  • @hylianfelldragon1308
    @hylianfelldragon1308 Před 2 lety

    I just never put ice in my mouth at all.

  • @__-fm5qv
    @__-fm5qv Před rokem

    crushed ice is like ice-popcorn, its great.

  • @meg..meg.
    @meg..meg. Před 2 lety +1

    I'm just gonna say - compulsive ice eating can be a sign of significant iron deficiency

  • @Pandanananananananan
    @Pandanananananananan Před měsícem

    Whenever I have a sore throat I love to swallow ice cause it feels nice. I know I shouldn’t, but it feels so good

  • @ninfreak1978
    @ninfreak1978 Před 2 lety

    They need sonic ice ^^

  • @aaerondight5163
    @aaerondight5163 Před 2 lety +1

    Pro tip i suppose: just pretend you're taking another sip of coke(or whtvr) and spit it back. The cup covers your mouth and gives you a second to gather your thoughts.
    Also if you're dieting, ice cubes could be a great way to stave off cravings.

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins Před 2 lety

    The trick is to tip the cup as if you're going to take a sip again and slide the ice cube out of your mouth with your tongue.

  • @matthiasknutzen6061
    @matthiasknutzen6061 Před rokem

    One surely wouldn't die though it would just melt in the lung

  • @zmite6114
    @zmite6114 Před 2 lety

    the dunkin donuts ice though its mini ice cubes and extremely chewable

  • @Pryvyd9
    @Pryvyd9 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Just don't put ice in your drink. Why dilute it with water?

  • @natduran1079
    @natduran1079 Před 2 lety

    My mom chews on ice and I cannot stand it

  • @RaVeN1K
    @RaVeN1K Před 2 lety

    1:35 just take another sip and spit it back in without anyone noticing?

  • @benji9598
    @benji9598 Před 2 lety

    Wait wtf. Joey puts ice into beer?

  • @sparky3514
    @sparky3514 Před 2 lety +1

    It’s been so long since I’ve watched the podcast that I didn’t know garnt had facial hair. This is what happens audio listeners…

  • @iSouleyx
    @iSouleyx Před 2 lety

    Pleeaaaaase someone do the thanos collecting the inf stones for the gauntlet but its Garnt and his weird food takes.

  • @vincentprice713
    @vincentprice713 Před rokem

    I would pick my cup and pretend to be taking a drink and put the ice back in the cup and you wouldn't be able to tell even with a glass cup unless there was 1 or no ice cubes left.

  • @hopsys
    @hopsys Před rokem

    Guys, what is Garnt's shirt?

  • @ZCountry
    @ZCountry Před 2 lety

    Sonic Ice Gang arise!

  • @connorelwell8503
    @connorelwell8503 Před 2 lety

    Garnt’s ice take is 100% right and I’m sad I agree with him

  • @speed1787
    @speed1787 Před rokem

    Best story competitor in the 150# trash taste awards👍👍👀👀

  • @mascotwithadinosaur9353

    My teeth are too sensitive, but I still love doing this with ice

  • @bodgmasterxionobst3r983

    I usually break them in half or just straight up eat it (is eat the right word?)

  • @WaveTheConqueror
    @WaveTheConqueror Před 2 lety

    the things they are talking about are always amazing me!

  • @davidblakley6806
    @davidblakley6806 Před 2 lety

    been there swallowed ice cube far to big and just had to let it melt in my throat.