@@asddsa8203 IIRC, they actually are transitioning with HRT. I'm not sure how they identify gender-wise but they seem to like to present as a girl so I choose to use she.
Holy shit, you have actually solved this Pine tree is pinus, pine trees can grow taller than doofenshmirtz evil inc and it can grow larger than an elephant. And it has branches This is actually genius
Cures I’m pretty sure she’s trans, I think. It’s really hard to tell but from what I’ve been able to pick up from my detective skills, she’s trans, probably.
@Fodmin Layton Really cool to see you here! I know you said were you sick of making THOT vids, but it would be awesome to see you make some kind of collab with dakooters.
The facial expression, the voice acting and script, the gradual zoom in, the background music, the background. All these individual elements come together to create this perfect video. *10/10 content.*
@@LuccatielD7Now I want to see a hentai that just ends right there, with an awkward silence as both come to realize that there really is no way it will ever fit and then they just call it a day and go home.
A man told his wife she can't make him angry and happy at the same time. The wife said: _"Your penis is bigger than the neighbour's."_ The man responded: _"...Fair enough."_
I saw a movie once about a killer penis that could detach itself from its owner. If I remember the name, I'll edit this comment. Edit: 'Pervert!' - 2005
@potatotiel yeah, I wouldn't hate it, but I haven't met a single 3d girl in my entire 17 years of life whom I'm genuinely attracted towards... Being able interact with 2d ones is far more superior!
after extensive research and reverse image searching, I can conclude that the anime girl's name is *Wakana Sakai* from the anime *Tari Tari* *you can do whatever you want with that information*
What the guy with the lifted Chevy with straight pipes, camouflage side striping, and 30in rims thinks to himself when he revs his engine in the Sonic parking lot at 2 in the morning.
@MyHomiesAren'tLikeThat well, they had found out im aseuxal and were in denial so they sort of clung to it as an excuse to go "yeah, see? told you he was just a slut and not a freak"
Is this what dubbed hentai sound like
No, but it’s what it SHOULD sound like 😂😂
It is it really is
Kinda
Dubbed hentai sounds like English dubbed Yugioh
"CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN!!"
I love how she doesn't even sound like she's seducing you or anything. She just sounds genuinely impressed and wants to congratulate you.
>she
Should we tell him?
@@asddsa8203 IIRC, they actually are transitioning with HRT. I'm not sure how they identify gender-wise but they seem to like to present as a girl so I choose to use she.
@@brokensilence3268 lmao
@@brokensilence3268 she/he/they has explicityly said they dont vare what pronouns we use lol
@@ZaHandle dude "force pronouns?" pretty cringe. how hard can it be to use someones prefered pronouns?
plot twist, she was actually talking about some guy's pine tree, which are scientifically named pinus
Holy shit, you have actually solved this
Pine tree is pinus, pine trees can grow taller than doofenshmirtz evil inc and it can grow larger than an elephant.
And it has branches
This is actually genius
Yo thats incredible
morning wood
i have dubed a Amaryllis befor eit opens the flower as a phallus dei.
But that’s not how it’s spelled in the subtitles
I come back to watch this regularly, for the ego boost
it's the only thing that keeps me going
Same
@@joejosephi i was going to say that exact thing, now i am paranoid, i need to watch the video again
Why do you feel the need to put that in your background? Ew
@@zacyquack u really out here being homophobic in 2021? only thing "ew" here is u, u fuckin incel
If boys were to compliment each other's posts on instagram like girls
@Autumn Potato nah boys don't but real men do
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP YOURE RIGHT
Underrated comment
@@lamin3486 indeed they do!
czcams.com/video/xUL-zkRNSVk/video.html
(trust me this is worth it)
Damn thats fucking gay
You hear that little guy?
You're not so bad after all.
You hear that epitaph?
You're not so bad after all
69th like, someone give me a plaque and one of them fruit baskets
@@acblook Sorry I ran out. All I have is cocaine and hookers
Hello my stand skip this video plz
@@neoplxyr6112
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
"It's so big! Congrats!"
*Said in a casually joyful voice*
@『ᴢᴀ wᴀʀᴜᴅᴏ』 but why tho
@『ᴢᴀ wᴀʀᴜᴅᴏ』 Plz......no.....
Me finding out why astolfo was trending on Twitter
I expected her to say "It's almost as big as mine".
i think dakooters is a male so it would make sense
Cures I’m pretty sure she’s trans, I think.
It’s really hard to tell but from what I’ve been able to pick up from my detective skills, she’s trans, probably.
@@chloeduncan5235 she is
@@pentilex4338 yes she trained her voice to sound more like a girl. You can hear in some of her older videos her more manly voice.
maju “she”
*Anime girl lies to you for 22 seconds*
Now that's accurate
📏🍆
Oooh, that's kinda small. Yikes.
That triflin' bitch.
Epic.
She's a boy tho... XD
a reminder, someone actually needed to voice act that
the best part is that,the one who did it is a guy..
@@DrAbadie wdym?
@@Aziz.500 trans
@@Shu69. but he has da weewee.If he has da weewee,then its guy.Anyways not bad for me.....uh khm,bye(why did dude above me delete his comment?)
WHERE TF ARE RESPONSES.I SEE THEM IN MY MAIL,BUT NOT HERE
Of course it is. Kronk gave it an 8.5/10 so you know it's good.
Excuse me but this requires context
@@gaugehaver2426 czcams.com/video/jXglHzoG_Zs/video.html
@@ionicman2908 Oh...uhuh...
@@gaugehaver2426 RIP context curiosity.
Obi Wan once told me mine was impressive and that I must be very proud.
Send this to yourself without context
AHAHHAHAHA
@Fodmin Layton Really cool to see you here! I know you said were you sick of making THOT vids, but it would be awesome to see you make some kind of collab with dakooters.
Well time to text the clone
naisu naisu.
Fodimin Layton p
T-Thanks, I grew it myself.
my mom grew mine for me...
@@felynecomrade What a coincidence, yours grew mine too!
@@rofl22rofl22 bruh
@@felynecomrade
Walked right into that one
Unknown Being You had to do it to 'em.
This is the kind of support we need in these trying times.
Can I offer you a nice penis in this trying time?
Fun fact:- PP sizes don't matter because at the time of rising, all PPs become big.
e.e
It doesn't matter how big it is, its how much you have
@@waffelo4681 LMFAO
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
@@someguywholikesanime745 pretty sure that was mark twain
This is a weird episode of Phineas and Ferb
did u start thinking that cuz the state area thing
To be fair, they always mention the Tri State Area
Lmao
This was Phineas and ferb?
I have come to take over the Tri State Area!
Why is the "Congrats" at the end of this so genuine?
perhaps you subconsciously connect it with the final scene in Evangelion
Haven't you ever seen Evangelion
Cause it was of course! Congrats!
Because the VA was shown an actual BP so she sounded more natural. True story.
Evangelion
"Your penis is literally the biggest thing within the tri-state area!"
*Dr. Doofenshmirtz grins and unveils his latest -inator*
"Behold! The shrink-inator!"
Behold! The Penis Enlargement-inator!
The "lots of branches on your penis" line never fails to crack me up!
This sounds like if an alien with a very vague idea of what humans like attempted flirting
This makes it cuter
wait this isn't how people flirt?
It sounds like an AI interpretation of dirty texting without a big enough data set
@@Borizz183 apparently not :/ i guess it explains why im not allowed back in disneyland, but still.
@@Borizz183 my life was a lie
“Thanks, you too”
A
A
A
A
a
I listen to this while I commute to work. I go from my bedroom to my living room to day trade stocks. It’s exactly the motivation I need.
The facial expression, the voice acting and script, the gradual zoom in, the background music, the background. All these individual elements come together to create this perfect video.
*10/10 content.*
my boyfriend just sent me this
im a girl
That's what you think.
nice.
That’s just what you want us to think
he wants you to send him this link back
Hes the one
This implies that everything within the tristate area is smaller than a small elephant.
ahh yes
Not necessarily. Everything in the Tri-State Area could be bigger than a small elephant, but still not as big as my penis.
@@redsunrises8571 Ah you're right! Listening to it again, I confirm that what you said is correct.
Doofenshmirtz...
@Eric Lee Your giving people free content
And then she says
“but its nothing compared to mine”
Every time I feel like a loser, I just watch this video.
And feel like an even bigger loser for believing obvious lies.
@@dhgmrz17 and feel even better than before
Every time I feel like a loser, I just read the comment on this video.
@@KenMochii you're a loser
I occasionally watch this for morale boost
@DESS DESS outstanding move
What are the morals in this tho?
You sad human being.
I'm OK with my average Willy. Idgaf if she's pleased or not.
@Tejas Misra never judge a book by its cover
y-you too
*big yikes*
HAY MOM!!!
A GIRL FINALLY COMPLIMENTED ME
@@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581 it's a guy.... (Trap)
@@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581 it's a guy.... (Trap)
@@weebrahim r/wooosh
i feel like if i was in a really heated internet argument i could link just about any random dakooters video and win instantly
"It's bigger your lego millenium falcon!"
"You must be thanking God everyday!"
No one:
Literally every hentai girl:
Describes everything thats happening for blind people
Also: “It’s too big, it will never fit!”
Spoiler alert: it fits.
Also: Pls no I don't want u licking that stop or else I'll tell mom (but not really uwu)
@@doufancyapickle Lmao that's right, describes every fucking second
@@LuccatielD7Now I want to see a hentai that just ends right there, with an awkward silence as both come to realize that there really is no way it will ever fit and then they just call it a day and go home.
This was cut from the end of evangelion.
Instead, they all just said congratulations.
Dude STOP Nobody could keep a straight face saying when saying Shinji’s dick is gigantic LOL
@Tejas Misra Well.... Yeah no I can't imagine that.
Definitely cut a lot of time
Dude STOP This comment is top-tier
This is cursed.
Sounds more like a nightmare, especially that "branches" part.
whenever i’m down in the dumps this video gets recommended to me and i can keep on trucking forward with this boost of confidence
Her: "It's even bigger than all your friends!"
Me: *Wait What*
A man told his wife she can't make him angry and happy at the same time.
The wife said: _"Your penis is bigger than the neighbour's."_
The man responded: _"...Fair enough."_
@アネモ the sex must be so rough
@@LecherousLizard yow what 😂
oof, that's hot.
God I wish
I threw mine into the river one day. It's nice to know it managed to adapt to the wild and grow up big and strong.
Now you got me imagining that whole situation..
I saw a movie once about a killer penis that could detach itself from its owner. If I remember the name, I'll edit this comment.
Edit: 'Pervert!' - 2005
@@allihavearepasta-basedthou2890 wtf
Blue Bunbun Bun this comment and the replys are fucking great
You threw away your pingas?! 😮
Teach me. 🙂
I put this in my motivational speakers playlist and revisit often.
I. WATCHED. THIS. IN. PUBLIC. WITH. FULL. VOLUME.
Please help me
No you didnt
Plot twist, she was actually talking to herself
"she"
spawnify Yeah I found out a few days ago, still would smash ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
*yikes*
iLikeCanidaes *Y E S*
S U B A R A S H I
“Lots of branches” I don’t know who has something like that but if they do then that person needs a doctor
Pubes
@@ComicalSeadoggo there is that one disease that looks like you're becoming a tree
@@kubli365 jojo part 6
A male echidna
Or a lot of hookers. All at the same time
i think mine is more on the average side but thank you, you really boosted my confidence 🙂
Self esteem boost = 100000000%
Plot twist: branches are just referring To massive tumours and you have weeks to live
Hot
Or pubes. You know, what would hopefully be there...
bruh
Is that a reference to Expiration Date?
czcams.com/video/2WmCMzWH4fQ/video.html
This looks like one of them virus pop ups that would happen when someone’s parent is on the computer
oh boy! a free car
@@loe-h *CONGRATS WOW YOU HAVE BIG DICK BUY THIS CAR*
I was unaware of the branches. thank you for bringing this to my attention.
at the end of 2021, as we come into 2022, this is still the best video on youtube
It’s sad that an anime girl delivers the one speech my dad never gave me :(
mood
Ha, I don’t even have a Dad! Later nerds
I'm pretty sure she's being sarcastic
"My dad told me this everyday" HMMMMMMMMMMM :I
[ childhood moleste concerns intensifier ]
My dad told me that condoms were chewing gum.
Then she just casually says: "Hey! It's even bigger than mine!"
I was supposed to say
"Wouldn't it be scary if she said"Oh WOW! It's bigger than mine!""
Damn you beat me to it
Almost*
Lmao
@Zurich The creator is a he btw
@@josephine19jam wait what
This gave me motivation after a terrible weekend thank you
That's going into my "Things that no one will ever say to you" playlist, thanks
This sounds like a Spotify ad.
I _wish_ this was snuck into the ads, right between several others. See how many people notice after having tuned out ads without muting them.
🤡🤡
this comment needs 1k likes tbh
@@Mr.Meowgical let's do it then
Put this in time square
The final “congrats” just cements this lie right into my gut
blank just cuts you like a paper cut it’s small but causes immense pain
So you’re saying your penis is not the size of a small elephant? Fuckin weirdos I swear to god.
Tumors are NOT healthy! D:
Came back a year later and still feel called out :(
Still feel called out :(
Thanks, I got it for my birthday!
A guy I once slept with asked me if he was decently sized, so I sent him this
This is the most passive aggressive thing you could send to someone and I'm going to use it when the time comes
EXACTLY! omg someone gets it!
My plan exactly
Why did I read it in a odin voice
Her voice is unironically really cute and nice.
i agree
SIMP
"Her"
Sassy The Sasquatch shim
chill, it's a drawing
Okay, I'm watching it everyday, this is becoming a habit...
@potatotiel yeah, I wouldn't hate it, but I haven't met a single 3d girl in my entire 17 years of life whom I'm genuinely attracted towards... Being able interact with 2d ones is far more superior!
@@GnosticLucifer 3D girls are overrated
I expected "snap back to reality" at the end
Sent this vid to my homie, he called me gay and we haven't talked in about half a year.
Have you talked yet?
C'mon, answer us man!
The public must know!!!!
Big facts. Let us know.
Tell,now...
after extensive research and reverse image searching, I can conclude that the anime girl's name is *Wakana Sakai* from the anime *Tari Tari*
*you can do whatever you want with that information*
Man, that's a blast from the past. Good show, but never had any real acclaim.
Thank you good sir I wanted to know what anime it was from
replying so it gets more attention
I did the exact same thing my guy xD
Thank you
is this some vtuber forbidden knowledge?
i keep coming back to this video just to hear it again
My straight friend just sent this to me with no context.
Thebes oh he wants it...
tumbledog #30 Alright, I’ll take that into consideration. Thank you for your wisdom.
He ain't straight...
LegoTurtle Brickfilms Thank you for your knowledge as well. I’m not quite sure how to bring up this new found information to him.
Probably just a memelord
penus
weenus
🅱enis
Glankles
Pinus
Vaginus
I was expecting her to end it with
“But mines bigger”
Why do i feel a sense of joy after hearing this on repeat
My girlfriend sent me this and i dont know what to think...
@Josiah Sepulveda well we're still together so who knows
@Josiah Sepulveda seems like it
@@redsharp2 congrats!
Holy cow!
Dump her. Then drink her tears.
Here for my daily dose of artificial self confidence boost....
:''''^)
Oof
lol
Same.
dick size is literally the most irrelevant thing
@@miles4939 LIEEEEEEESSSSS
I will play this every time I’m mad and want to punch someone’s face in.
Positive affirmation is important, kids!
It's so loud everyone in my family heard this video
That feel when your girlfriend is trying to make you feel like a big boy.
Que mal que todavía esta en kinder, jaja
@@Yo_Soy_Pirok tu madre
Wait you have one of those?
@@LaManada69 yes actually, mine is in kindergarten
soy dou yes officer, that’s the one
When you don't have a girlfriend so you come to this video for support
ayy you can’t just call us out out like that
watching this in 2020 but true
True 😏
CZcams recommended this to me because the algorithm knows all.
I have the girlfriend, but she laughs at it :(. It grows bigger, but the "world 1-1" is quite "weak".
Thank you youtube recomendation.
0:20 that "congrats"
it was honestly like a real one
and then she pulls out that "But mines is twice your size."
So 2 inches huh?
@@marvelmonkeyboy14 ysssaaass
Massive Degenerate aka Certified Human Waste
*She
Book Bad
He*
Presauced *shehe*
the tri state area you say?
*breathes in*
*_D O O F E N S H M I R T Z E V I L I N C O R P O R A T E D_*
What kind of a plumber are you?
**removes belt**
A Platypus?
**Wears hat**
PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
"Ah yes, Perry the Platypus.
I will now unveil to you my
*_[ C O C K A N D B A L L T O R T U R E I N A T O R ]_*
Ah yes, The Penis enlargement-inator
behold perry the platypus, my big penis inator
The penis-inator
i thought she was gonna add: "... but your opinion is still trash." or "...but mine is still bigger."
That's a nice boost of self-esteem
This was certainly the strangest thing CZcams has ever recommended.
Same
Ikr! XD
I must agree
not even my top 10 weirdest recommended
Yup
Edit: the video wasn’t wrong though....
I watch this everyday to comfort myself from the pains of reality
dig nammit you found out
I'm sorry to hear that
How's it going champ?
Thanks dakooters. I know you don't really post on here anymore, but that really cheered me up.
I just learned last night that this dialogue is from "Size Me Up."
0:14 I lost it at “lots of branches on your pines”
@Terry Wensmann yup
Pines?
You can literally make the word pines from penis.
@@Herobryce1075 but the weird thing is I have seen multiple people on videos from this channel make that same mistake
Lmao :D
Does anyone know what background music is used here?
Lemme guess, you came from the Gay Socratic Debate.
@@milesgaunt6767 I don't know what that is, hehe.
Came from here /watch?v=3yXndWqCbv8
@@Wissle damn. saw your profile pic and started making assumptions, sorry.
@@milesgaunt6767 No worries
I'd also like to know what music is used here
I really needed this today
Great music in the background.
This feels like a really nice motivational video even for a joke.
She’s saying nothing but nice things, why do I still feel insulted?
because you know in your heart that it is false
Because it sounds sarcastic
Because the compliments she's giving are "not good" and that's kinda the joke?
Lol "she"
@@picklepowernow9842 yes, "she". What's wrong with that?
What the guy with the lifted Chevy with straight pipes, camouflage side striping, and 30in rims thinks to himself when he revs his engine in the Sonic parking lot at 2 in the morning.
Underrated comment
this is so oddly specific yet so accurate
Can confirm, its always at 2 in the morning
I need to listen to this every morning just to get out of bed
Thanks, i got it for my birthday.
*Coincidentially, the girl was gay*
Aren't we all?
@@Harith01x only for Ricardo
@@Harith01x for dakooters I am
ok but that makes it 10x better for me
Parker Lund
honestly thats the vibe i get
i was connected to the bluetooth speakers
RIP
It's been nearly two months and this comment still haunts me to this day
@MyHomiesAren'tLikeThat yeah.
@MyHomiesAren'tLikeThat well, they had found out im aseuxal and were in denial so they sort of clung to it as an excuse to go "yeah, see? told you he was just a slut and not a freak"
They congratulate you?
i watched it over and over
non stop every time i saw this on my playlist xD
I love how the word “gigantic” is repeated for emphasis but with only the most minimal change in tone lmao
What people expect when they make their truck engines louder
Aa I want to like but you’re at 69
Have this comment instead lol
@@chroni3659 I have made it 119
There’s inspiring motivational videos and then there’s this
What do you mean, this is a motivational video. I listen to this every morning before I start my day.
@@RealisticFar guess ill just uh... get rid of this evidence...
Plus i was joking
@@drewpeacock1527 Don't worry my guy, for every dong, there's a hole to match it, cheer up.
@@RealisticFar That is the most fucked up thing I have heard in a while and my god wheres the fucking bleach - !!
@@crimsonstrykr I'm not wrong though.
“Hey, you alright bro?”
“I guess so....”
“Here watch this.”
*”I needed this, thanks bro.”*
Thanks! I'd like to have you take a 'closer' look somewhere on the rear end