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- Kirby but my chat has to stop me from beating the level however possible
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“The Idea is NOT simple.”
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
GRAB THE PASTA WE GOTTA GET TO THE BUNKER
THE WORLD IS ENDING
6:27 fail bout out of context
well I was more like, "HE FINALLY SAID IT!!!"
It is always unsimple when chat rules
DEAR GOD IT'S NOT SIMPLE, EVERYBODY RUN, THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US
RUN THERE HERE!!!
IM STILL STUCK IN THE BEYOND DEPARTMENT FROM LAST VIDEO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Poor soul was sent to the Miku dimension. Nobody can survive that place without proper training and preparation.
Sounds like a dream…
I’d love to go to the Miku dimension
Is it worse than the Beyond Department ?
At least it wasn't genshin.
Or any hoyo/ gacha game
9:47 ngl the one chat member that countered failboat’s trick to chats advantage deserves a 4D chess award
True
Agreed
FRR
fr that was a 200 iq moment
"I have a few pictures of buff men"
*Rows upon rows of pictures*
He’s just like me
Failboat's ADHD vs chat's obsession with buff men
you say chat’s obsession but dan’s extremely large collection of buff man pngs saved on his computer puts them to shame
@@pineball43 i haven't seen it but why do i believe you
@@mysteriam9679 3:09
@@pineball43 IM NEVER PLAYING CELESTE WHILE WATCHING THESE VIDEOS AGAIN
@@mysteriam9679Why?
8:14 "Thank you Goku for creating the Hatsune Miku Gun"
Failboat, 2024
Thank you Goku
R.I.P Akira Toriyama
6:06 "every time i lose my traiin fo thought... i kill a man....
-Failboat, 2024
2:09 You know something’s about to be crazy when you see “weapon counter”
17:53 I understand if it doesnt but i truly hope this gets its own video
@@diatrigger6636 I also would like to sign the petition to make the Miku into a video
I also sign the petition. ✍️
Give us the miku video
I also sign the petition
Signed.
~2018 Failboat Intro:
"The problem [...] the solution [...] make it ourselves"
2024 Failboat Intro:
"The idea is simple"
Also 2024 Failboat intro: "The idea is not simple"
also "You wake up[...]"
real ones remember 2018 failboat 💯💯🔥
@@Stringheese that's more 2020 failboat
@@StringheeseIt’s a Saturday o look failboat is streaming
"more men"
Ah hell yeah, finally a failboat video that appeals to me
Fun fact! If you turn off your phone screen and and turn it back on it shows the video's thumbnail. I clicked on this video after the thumbnail change but i turned my screen off someway through. I turned it on only to be greeted with men surrounding kirby instead of weapons.
Can you take 10 guys at once in a fight or in the sheets?
I mean I kidnap the fighters using the sheet I do both.
@@Lets-A-GoOkie-Dokie in the dam sheets-
I mean what-
Sounds about right.
The great prophesy dictated that the Armageddon would come with three unholy signs:
- No mention of pasta.
- Chat actually receiving what they want.
- When the idea is *no longer simple.*
*These three tell-tale signs dictate the end of all times. We must prepare, one and all, for the rapture that shall befall us as Kirby rains down hellfire from above, blanketing our already god-forsaken planet in the unquenchable flames of animosity and survival.*
*I pray for us all and dread the end times. The only thing we can do is to wait for the almighty Kirby to consume our world, destroying and assimilating us into the universe's cold, unfeeling, yet all-encompassing embrace.*
*Good luck.*
fettuccine alfredo. we are yet safe
dun dun daaaa
7:48 Little did FailBoat know, the Miku Weapon would be torture to him and us.
"The Idea is NOT simple"
And that's why we're not happy
0:01 I think it’s pretty simple I mean what’s so complicated with things like the eternal pasta loop and other chat ideas
Brother in christ this was madness.
@@nicholasaliberti2175 r/woooosh
Chat invented the stream gameplay equivalent of a zip bomb and you're telling me is simple.
@@massgunner4152name 1 complex thing that confused you
This man just said “I can read the screen” after he watched a man get tortured by having the screen get flashed every 2 second interval with so many pictures of men that it’s impossible to see the game
This is a bit of a spoiler for those that weren't there for the stream, but Failboat spent most of his time playing Po Pi Po for the Hatsune Miku Project Diva stream out of the two hours he played. Will we be subjected to the same thing when he has to finish the rest of the four hours left? Probably.
Lmao whyyyyy
Canon failboat: The idea is "Simple" 😊. Evil failboat: The I idea is "NOT" Simple 😱.
His evil doppelganger, Success jet
evil failboat be like "i love my chat members"
@@autogamer1229 that's so funny lmao
what about fanon failboat
@@Sandstheskeleton Sailboat
But father, the idea is supposed to be simple! You silly pasta chef
ah, good to see you
change your profile picture to chatty dee now
Oh my sweet summer child...
Failboat: haha I tricked you
Chat: *uno reverse*
Chat: you may have outsmarted us, but we outsmarted your outsmarting
@@wolferngames8024 Failboat: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD
It was this moment he knew he f**ked up
@@64KOs Chat: you underestimate my power
OH NO EVIL FAILBOAT HAS TAKEN OVER HE SAID “The idea is not simple”
@@jerekwright9379 Failboat when Winship enters to the video
successplane 😭
I know that its so you can see the clips better,
but its kinda funny that immediately after 0:11, when Chat holds out a slip that says, "If you stutter, blur the screen," failboat does actually stumble over his words, resulting in the screen blurring.
Honestly given the timing, I genuinely feel like that was intentional. Maybe not on Failboats part, but perhaps the editor was like “You know what, this could be funny, hehe.”
Therapist: The idea will never not be simple, it can’t hurt you.
Not Simple Idea:
2:47 "I have made a terrible mistake."
No, you have made a wonderful decision. :)
no one's questioning Dan's suspicious amount of images of shirtless buff men on his computer?
You don't? 🤨
@@guyguy2034 I am
I do@@ForgedDex
I didn't know the entirety of Google Images was on his computer
@guyguy2034 oh I don't question that, I was part of chat we love chaos
You know, when i got to the end of the video, i never could have expected hatsune miku
2:42 IT'S MAHVEL BAYBEY
Woolie would be proud. :V
INDEED
10:02 That is the most genuine "uh-oh" I think I've ever heard in my life.
under rated omment
Failboat: "The Idea is not simple."
Everyone: confused and terrified screaming
He...he couldn't (watches the video) holy sh-
5:28 “and suddenly I get FLASHBANGED by grenades and men” ~Failboat, 2024
11:30 Why does Little Chatty sound extra human here?
“The idea is NOT simple”
Everyone: IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!
Me: Oh it’s a ‘every 30 seconds chat adds a new rule’ video. This is gonna be fun
5:47 That's the American Woodcock!!
hehehehehe woodcock
Great Googly Moogly, is that transgender HuoHuo
“Simple, It is not” -Yodaboat
N-not simple??????? This can't be true-
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Riot?
@@Meaniepanini305 yes.
@@KiwiDuckL RIOT.
Not my failboat
I love how every video becomes rapidly into a mental degenerative task that no man alive can do without half of it's neurons dying
I really want to know why failboat has a folder dedicated to buff men
These "every ____ " videos get more wild each time.
“The idea is NOT simple!”
Chat: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
Fail, i just have to say one thing, and its not a meme, or a funny thing, thank you, the thougth that someone puts himself thougth something like this just to entretain a complete stranger is amazing to me, and i just want to say that if you see this, i want you to know that you have my respect
this was the wildest stream i’ve been to besides the 24 hour stream, and the idea truly was NOT simple
"The idea is THE WORST I'VE EVER HAD."
11:33 “YOU GUYS WANTED THIS”
“no we didn’t”
The cut is so good 17:44
Disappointed that I saw the thumbnail in my inbox saying "MORE MEN" only to discover that it instead says "MORE BOMBS" now
6:22 Oh wow the mods got themselves their own Chatty Dee character! 😯
The idea is simple. **MEN**
Men? (:
Men! :D
okay but how about garlic bread? (:
To quote a certain psychopath:
"MEN GO IN! MEEEEEEEEEEEN"
Father said the idea isn’t simple. PANIC!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! 😱
OH NO!! THE WORLD IS EXPLODING!!!!
“The idea is not simple”
-Failboat warning us about the end of the world
17:49 i was expecting FNAF to get those jumpscares, i was not expecting what was picked
5:36 i'm already laughing like the joker at this point
Who is in paris? 😈
I'm so sad I missed this stream!!!! This looked like a blast! The editing is so on point I was cackling the whole time.
I will always a been in awe at Failboat’s ability to mine endless content out of the same three Kirby games
7:17 forget Thanos killing off half of the entire universe. Failboat killing off half of the entire chat is way cooler and WAY SCARIER!
6:10 Failboat has been watching too much DougDoug
The idea was indeed not simple
I ain’t readin’ allat
@MB-fx6vb What else do you damn need? A slime video? Subway surfers below the comment section? Minecraft parkour???
I love how Fail's videos are getting more and more chaotic
18:02 and he played it for eternity
17:40 super satan number
@@DRAMAnSkribblio satan s torture
I adore these "the idea is NOT simple" style videos. The insane challenges, the mind games, the utter chaos that results from them has to be peak Failboat. That said, I think they're also best as a little treat every once in a while, and if you need a break from them, please do take it.
Lets face it. The idea will never be simple again.
0:12 noteblock i gotta hand it to you this was clever, i really like seeing this gag whenever i rewatch the video
the miku stream was peak failboat content
It was peak !!!
"Fine, the cat's a weapon."
-Daniel Failboat the Diamond Minecart, CEO of Drowning, 2024
They had me at “more men”
the idea is simple. kirby is very fast. ULTRA VERY FAST. if he takes damage, the enemies are dubled. GREAT IDEA
The idea is simple: *face retribution from the council*
This is perfect chaos
8:36 bless you failboat
Well. I can at least say that is the most perfect end to a stream I have ever seen.
Every time you think about blinking, you have to blink manually.
chat be like: the idea is simple we ruined failboats life.
fail boat be like: help me dear Lord.
at 5:44 when chat talked about alfredo I was eating the exact same thing
That was more than just a few pictures of buff men... that's more than my collec- nevermind thats just a few
“The idea is not simple” oh no we are fucked
1:23 failboat finally gives us a weapon! Or rather multiple.
THE PROBLEM: FAILBOAT HAS SAID THE IDEA IS NOT SIMPLE
THE SOLUTION: *RUN*
GIVE US A *GUN* 1:16
The idea is immeasurably complex, to the point of imminent catastrophic collapse into a black hole.
full video of Fail playing project diva when
failboat changing “every word” to “every word from failboat” literally sounds like him dealing with a genie or fey creature and i love it
5:28 america moment.
7:46 First time I've heard someone talk about it since it released
Oh boy, if this is the worst of ALL the things weve seen so far, this should be a great video.
9:47 bro that guy isnt a fool
HE HAS OPENED HIS EYES
11:24 wrong, that’s a man
Even better
@@owen_the_oddball8907 even BETTTTTER
The art I’ve seen says no
Simps say other wise
Was not expecting Hatsune Miku at all but I am *VERY HAPPY* that it came up it made be laugh so much especially the end lol
Chat...I like men.
See Dan gets it. It's miserable here in Washington. I lost 4.5 toes to heatstroke an 5.75 toes to frostbite in the same day. I'm in debt to the Toe IRS.
The simpleness is disappearing
OH GOD THE IDEA IS NOT SIMPLE, EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!
7:42 Ninjala is a good game! Cone on!
"I will defy you" is my new favorite quote ever
MIKU VIDEO WHEN?
The “failboat must_____” series is allways fun!
Chat with the uno reverse damn 10:15
17:53 po pi po hell was literally my best first Twitch stream I'll never get that song out of my head though.
4:24 waddle dee has had enough
Daniel yapping away to get the chat murked is hilarious
give us the hatsune miku project diva mega mix video
Never in my life did I think “Mods, prepare the funny part” would be a threatening statement.
16:12 and the men's hands count