I programmed a cat
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
- I made a cat, the anticipated sequel since dog
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The cat:
-takes a while to come when called
-stares in total non-comprehension when asked to do something
-brings you random stuff that you didn't ask for
Yep, that's definitely a cat
hits the second tower
He forgot about cats meowing at you for food
At least for me, 😅
-occasionally sits on your face
Also randomly turns into Lacey and starts spinning
@@contaprajogar-du5ojsounds like a cat to be honest
Lacie is a star!! Very proud of my dear child she's come so far from pooping under my bed and biting my feet while I'm trying to sleep 🥹
I'd like Lacie to appear more in the videos
Lacie my beloved
Does Lacie attack any famous landmarks?
Damn, does she meow at you for food?
no she does little spins
For the next stream Dan should create an AI Parrot that randomly mimics everything he and chat says, as well as possibly mimicking sound effects
Father hearted your comment this confirms it we’re getting a birb
Maybe it could sometimes replace the stream music with other music, probably from a specific copyright-free list
Oh my god that would be chaos yes
That freaking bird that I hate
Dan should buy a pirate costume for the occasion me thinks
things the cat has hit:
The Backdrop (1x)
Chat (3x)
Failboat (1x)
The Second Tower (1x)
The Game (1x)
Total = 7 hits
@@ExoAether I thought that number 4 was a joke that the cat hit it just like how Kermit the frog caused that event
Jimmy John's (1x) as well!
You forgot BW
@@kittypaisley2029 bw counts too
Sandwich shops (X2)
13:47 “It hit the second tower”
Another Failboat out of context clip for my collection.
No Cat what did you do kitty bad kitty
right behind mike hawk
If you make an out of context compilation of uncle Failboot, I will watch it.
Dan has made a grandma, a dog, and a cat. He is too powerful. We can't stop him
I got poo
he’s thanos collecting the infinity stones except they’re AI personalities
He’s forging a whole damn family
I made a human
Up next, he's going to make a pet rock
0:39 “It just stares at me with a blank, solemn expression.”
Just like a real cat!
@@Sandesdagoober there are 666 likes and i am going to ruin it, BEGONE SATAN
AND THEN IT HIT THE SECOND TOWER
First he makes a grandma, then a dog, now a cat? Bro is coding a whole household. I'm calling it, he's gonna code an actual house or a little brother next.
If he codes a little brother, it's gonna be more annoying than chat lol
Or rat
I got poo
@@Doomishs nobody cares
@@user-mr3xv4ig7s
Then why did you reply?
13:31 "Cat pick a food that defines your character"
*Cat hits the tower*
Yum building
The cat chose chaos
@@autismandgaming4532 interesting choice of a meal.
"The souls of the innocent"
@@Arceus-o8e y i p p e e
Hearing failboat say “they hit the second tower” was not on my bingo card
me neither
It was on mine, I’m just one from bingo, I need fail yelling at ai Mario
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@@user-wd8fo5iu4bI still need fail to keep one stream on the rails for a double bingo
he gonna program a whole house next
no he gonna program himself
"House, grab me a kitchen knife."
hes gonna program himself programming a program
No, a whole petstore
He’ll program a program to program programs
“The cat has hit the second tower!”
-Failboat 2024
you mean jaymoji 2024?
Obviously you mean JaidenAnimations
You mean JaidenAnimation 2024?
you mean Bryson?
You mean theodds1out
That’s six programmed gimmicks now, he has a whole team of six
(Chatty, Bloom, Pearl, Kinn, Grandma, and the Cat)
Now we just simply need a stream where they all cooperate together to beat the Elite 4 and the champion
Pearl and chatty dee are my favourites
Grandma could beat Geeta.
@@CraftingGummi ANYONE could beat Geeta to be fair.
It’s pot not pearl
So our colorful cast of characters is now composed of: grandma with vision problems, chatty dee, a dog that plays fetch and a terrorist cat. Cool!
And Pearl.
Don't forget the Waddle Doo family and the flower that can't shut up
Lacie
@@matthewwilliams8267it’s pot
“What’s your favourite food cat?”
The Cat: *2996 People inside of a building.*
Man has made the most realistic orange cat I’ve seen
Fr
Not enough flopping though
as someone with a orange cat overlord, I absolutely agreed
*but i agree no longer*
@@TheIzzlzzytrue
@@catbirdlover8858 Mario Galaxy wa's Wrong - Cat's not Safe
omg, the 911 joke hit me like a TRUCK! it was the last thing i expected
I mean I'd say it hit more like a plane but thats just me🤷♀️
@@thequarantiner7828it bonked me on the head like a clump of things falling from a very high tower
You weren't the only one surprised I herd it was very surprising when they hit the second one
Just like how Kermit caused it
For anyone who has never owned a cat, as someone who has 3 currently I can say with 100% this is exactly how cats act and I 100% recommend getting one
this ^
Same
I've got two silly Kitty's, one is named Calcifer and another is named caramilk
Calcifer meows for food constantly but loves to snuggle with me (especially at night)
Caramilk is a sweetheart and is a bit skittish 😅
Yeah my last cat hit the Pentagon it's fully accurate
So i can do caterrorism
I'm definitely getting one when I move into my first place 😊
“Cat! You can get any kind of food that can define you as a character!”
Cat: *Hits the second tower*
"I programmed grass so you can finally touch it"
-Failboat from my dreams.
Sounds like something he would do ironically
1:46 I would argue that he just took something as traumatizing as you asked for
Fax
Omg real
Damn
Close
you aren't wrong
the idea is simple: meow.
:3
it do be furry time
Nyah even
Eat grass
@@nowheregiirl8115 >:3
The way that the cat wait a full minute to do something or get something completly different than the desired image is just crazy
17:51
Failboat: I can’t believe the cat was the villain the whole time
Me: Did you forget what he did to the second tower
As an orange cat owner this is one of the most realistic portrayals i've ever seen
10/10 realistic cat fail good job
7:42
David: who am I?
The rest of chat: DEMENTIIIIIIAAAAA🎵 YOURE GETTING SHORT MEMORY LOSS AS YOURE GETTING OLDER
My god I choked on my hot chocolate
Underrated comment
the reason why we didn't get a video last week is because this cat was busy at EVO winning the audience over in 3rd Strike Top 6
Lacie is EVO moment #39
@@failboaterm actually mr failure boat, it's lacee, it's written in the video
Noteblock has a comment on this video where he spells it as ‘Lacie’
Make a bird that pops up and repeats random phrases that you say during the stream
Edit: Originally I was just gonna pitch the bird but I got more ideas:A lizard that crawls on screen and does a dance when ever it wants, a fish that pops up when asked and generates wise words from that request, a fox that pulls up an image that chat requests and a microwave that makes very loud microwave sounds when summoned by chat
Another idea: tortoise that poops everywhere, stares at boat, and gets stuck sometimes. Just like a real pet tortoise.
I like the fox idea. It’s like the dog but more chaotic, very similar to a real dog.
“The Idea is Simple:
I’ve built a Zoo!
I had a community post dictate what animals I put in this zoo along with what they do for a stream along with My Dog and Cat. The results…..were interesting to say the least”
@@Foxking437and 3/4 of it is just more Mario galaxy 2
Kinn: always fetches whatever you need
Cat: is orange
14:01 THE SMILING FRIENDS/ONEYPLAYS REFERENCE IM SOBBING
“Bad Idea. The Idea Isn’t Simple.”
-Johnny Razor Mini Scooters
*jonny
get absolutely spellchecked
@@evancraftgc6271absolutely bamboozled.
Johnny razor, fail boat Collab
Failboat for short wars- oh wait it ended yesterday
Oh god, he’s creating a family, next he’s gonna program a child
First a dog, now a cat. He’s come so far.
I got poo
what about grandma
@@the__professional2454 gone
@@the__professional2454 dead
@@Sirtetanus she existed though, right?
15:32
Show me the
C R E E P Y P E O P L E
cat: NAH, HERE'S A MOVIE INSTEAD
But what if the movie was a HORROR MOVIE!?!? I don't know what movie that is.
And im pretty sure it was called Reality
@@video_404-com8The fact that that followed up “show me the hellscape.”
This cat refuses to be your servant, but helps out when it deems necessary. Good kitty knows medical care is no joke.
13:40 remeber guys, Failboat had to manually programm that...
He let the intrusive thoughts win
Dark, but still hilarious, though.
As a proud owner of two gremlins, I can confirm that this is how cats act.
At least Kinn now has a friend, or an arch-enemy.
That’s a really accurate orange cat using shenanigans to straight up transform into an entirely different cat
16:25 As a man from New Jersey, I can confirm that if you nuke us we will come back as giant black silhouettes and stare at you from above.
He should make it so the cat just randomly appears at any time, and does something chaotic. So we have Ken being a good boy and the cat being pure chaos
13:41 sir a second cat has hit the towers
Can’t wait for the next video where Father programs a white picket fence and several years of mortgage payments.
In Stars and Time 👀
17:24 I see no differences, that must be jaiden animation
7:45 incorrect their name is latealious von donatios chattingfield (this is an old bit from one of fail's return to dreamland videos, so happy i actually got to use this name, thank you random person in chat who made this stupid name)
“Next week we program a bunny that only pulls up a png of a carrot every time it’s pulled up!”
failboat is gonna program an entire zoo next
chat:
Isn’t that just chat
I genuinely wasn't expecting the small cat to hit the second tower, this has singlehandedly made my day
17:40 The cats name is Bowser, confirmed
14:42 failboat and chat having a good time
The Cat: and I took offence to that
9:15 very ironic that Failboat did this whole bit in this about being Jaymoji on the same day that Jay made a video WITH Failboat😂
pls tell me they planned that 🤣
9:27 An undeniable amount of swagger and cool sunglasses
see, you understand.
that cold, dead stare the cat has 0:31
oop, and hes gone 0:47
17:50 the cat hit the tower and committed assault upon Chatty. There was clues
11:44 oh hey look! Failboat got raided by The8bitdrummer! This is the collab of all time!
"The idea is simple" Makes a whole new living animal
No actual way failboat coded in a 9/11 joke into his cat AI. Made my whole day.
Why is this comment in the ai cat is a real cat category... auto Topics bot what are u implying here
1:46
i was *not* expecting a screenshot of omori today
for all my fellow omori fans: emotions jumpscare
14:20 IT'S ME!!! ... Fail, I Told you NOT TO PUT THE 9/11 JOKE IN THE VIDEO, WHAT DID YOU AND NOTEBLOCK DO?!?
19:36 omg bro im with headphones i thought that there's an actual bombing alarm again
AGAIN??
ugh not again
WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN!!?
Wat
Again?
"When you are ready to make your time matter, look for people who understand your passion, & want to add to your ideas, & can entertain ways to make improvements."
-The catest cat of all cat, cat 4:11
It didn't say matter anyway where in the sentence
@@оІІәНBlind/deaf people should not be allowed on CZcams.
Kin: "How could this happen to me, I've made my mistakes, Got nowhere to run, The night goes on as i'm fading away" (also no offense to Kin, he's such a good boy)
Just like a real cat, it only listens when it feels like it
15:41 the shiverburn creepypasta fucks are called “hell valley sky-trees”
Oh yeah fail, if you need assistance with ultrakill, I’m free!
Kitty: "envision"
Failboat: "That's a fictional word"
At this rate, he's gonna program an entire family within the month
the cat pulling up an omori screenshot is so real
White space cat
Last thing I expected the cat to pull up with that prompt
Very real.
i wonder how omori is the opposite of... that
@@dropfish3109 they arent breathing into each other's mouths in headspace
Dan.
You keep saying my nickname.
Also, that is 1000% accurate cat behavior.
wowie 18 year old youtube account thats a new one
If Dog == True:
Failboat = "Happy"
Is still one of my favorite coding jokes.
11:21 KAOS? Ah the nostalgias kicking in
OMG WHEN HE SAID “HEY CAT” I HEARD MY CAT MEOWING
The moment it summoned one of the twin towers was so out of no where🤣 13:40
1:45 man, my favorite part of omori is when Mario came in and started making out with a one up, which is (I’m pretty sure is canon) Mario’s deceased carcus used as fertilizer to grow one ups
16:54 Dude took a page out of the Party Crashers' book LOL
WHat do you mean by that?
@@luigipowdemo6458 It's a running joke for the Party Crashers (a group of 4 guys playing games together on CZcams) to say something like "editor, replay that 17 times!" and then have the editor show it onscreen 17 different times (or however many times they said)
I mentioned it because this is literally the exact same thing lol
@@SuspiciousTemmie oh, okay.
Grandma just saying "nuh uh" and screaming is hilarious
First a dog now a cat, what’s next a grandfather
he's already the grand father though
As a guy who at one point had 11 cats living under his roof, this is in fact very accurate
he's gonna build himself his own jaymoji
15:36 "STOP GIVING ME- Hbomax movies?"
13:40
"Ladies and gentlemen, a second feline has hit the north tower."
2:27 Damn cat took my branding.
Now you just need to program a dad, a mom, a grandpa and you've got a family! While you're at it, you should program yourself a wife and kids!
To be fair, staring and doing nothing is exactly what a cat does when asked to retrieve something. Very realistic.
5:45
cats can be sweet lil angels...
13:45
...when they want to.
that one is very naughty, though.
7:58 Chatty dee got their own gamer dent now. How sweet.
As a cat owner i am both extremely offended and sympathetic. Good job? Meow
17:18 This stream ain't big enough for the two of us.
Failboat: Pick a food brand, cat
Cat: مواء
18:42 Chatty Dee wholesomeness
1:55 Is that right? You could be right!
*YOU’RE SO RIGHT!*
Throughout the boats and the sea, I alone am the failure one.
Take the maximum beam attack and the pasta, then mash those 2 expressions together to push out a Kirby star
Failboat technique:
Star
14:17 kitty crave blood
8:58 great reference!
Oh no. Not another one. He’s making a household.
Failboat in 2 months: " I coded a pet bird to occasionally repeat random things I say into the microphone"
As someone who has cats, this video is a perfect representation of what it is like to have cats.
"They hit the second tower"
-Jaymoji Animation 2014
I love cats, like cats in general are one of my favorite animals! This is awesome and I love it! Thanks Failboat!
Dog: delivers images corresponding to the given prompt fast and efficiently.
Cat: does fucking nothing, then hits the second tower
1:09 I joined teh stream here, and this is the first thing hear.
16:16 Reality is the
scary people repellent