Dating Advice Discord Server
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- čas přidán 31. 07. 2024
- What do you have to offer a woman? Are you sure being alone isn't a consequence of your inadequacies? Modern women aren't any worse than modern men however while women are becoming more entitled, men are becoming weaker. Let's see how Kaivin Seishmule dismantles a man in front of his girlfriend.
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0:00 [ORIGINAL ANIMATION] Gawr Gura - Shark'd
0:06 Hunter x Hunter
0:08 Isekai Ojisan
0:12 Saekano
0:17 Monogatari
1:12 Serial Experiments Lain
1:56 Saekano
Voices
Kaivin: Voice Source @byKevinSamuels (Rest in Power Black King)
Kalylagaoka: Khalyla Kuhn
Miabilee: Bobby Lee
Theosuke: @TheoVon
Nekiriri: @TheNikkiGlaserPodcast
Ethlain: @H3Podcast
Katomiya: One of my Discord Admins / kostasnaz
Music
Persona 3 OST - The Poem for Everyone's Souls
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - Dance of Pearls
Death Note - Low of Solipsism
Danganronpa - New World Order
Monogatari - Sutekimeppou
Monogatari - Ominous
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Characters depicted in my videos are taken out of their original source context to tell new stories that reference either their source material or/and other media. These characters are given new names, are called 'actors' and are the mouth pieces for my anthology based series: Boundary Bridge.
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We also have a weight watchers program
No cost necessary just join the server: discord.gg/kurosai
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Perfect I'm in
LMFAOO THE ENDING
meta
Totally random and completely unnecessary since there's probably around 2k people already, but if there's dad jokes, I'll join.
"A woman should approach you? What they get? They don't even get a big dick."
This fact hits harder than my childhood.
Godamn it, that hurts lmao
the voice crack, horse whinny "got eeeeeeem" killed me tbfh
@@drakevoidwalker totally w moment right there
Dude: I feel bad cause I don't have a GF.
Me: You gonna feel a whole lot worse after having one and be even poorer than you are now. WTF you talking about?!
@@daviouscram2101 Lol, if that’s your attitude towards women its no wonder your single, im with someone that doesn’t care that if im rich or poor.
@@ANARCHY.050 Calm down, there's no need to lie
“You can’t be short and fat.”
I can fix the weight but the height is fucked. It’s a real Baka Mitai moment here.
That's why he says "and"
If you're short, be sure to be presentable and fit. No need to be shreded. Just fit is way above average
height isn't an issue king don't even sweat it
people care a lot less about that than you think
People being obsessed with that is a meme in itself isn't it.
@@arnehurnik its a meme, and its true.
Fat is the big problem even for tall guys. Don't sweat the short bit. Jeff Bezos
is shorter than me and bald, but he dates hot chicks who won't even look at me.
My full head of hair and muscles can never compare to Jeff's cold hard cash.
And I'm taller than him. Height isn't everything, sadly.
"Built like a yam" 💀
"Like a grizzly rubix cube."
I don’t even know what a yam is :3
@@panjack_ Is a root vegetable similar to the taro, very common in South America and West Africa.
@@martiddy haven’t heard of a taro ether 🤣
@@panjack_ Like a sweet potato.
"I would be with a guy with a micro pp."
Everyone: *"She's our savior, she's the Messiah!!"*
actually laughed out loud
dont do this to me, dont give me hope
Bruh she literally said one of the ways to get around a micropenis is to cheat, it's a red herring bro, abort abort
You didn't hear what she said at the end did ya mah boi?
@@grayrodent8232 NTR is bad culture but it's some peoples culture anyway
Lain has one of the foulest shit-eating grins and laughs like she hit you where it hurts and you have no room for a comeback. One of the best in anime.
She scares me in an Arousing Way
@@virtualcynical8515 Same
whose lain
@@AquinasBased Serial Experiments Lain, its a weird as fuck 90s anime.
@@bhume7535 *2000s anime, with 90s anime budget actually.
"you can cheat on him"💀
-Can- Will. You _will_ cheat on him
Lain got that “I ate the pudding you put in the fridge and I obviously saw your name on it yet I still ate it. The best part is you can’t do shit about it.” Ass grin
I was waiting on someone to say, "Yeah but it's the personality that counts."
Oof
Indeed lmao I'd easily choose to date the fat guy over the shit talking asshole if all he ever does is shit talk his spouse.
Yeah but it's the personality that counts.
They were way more honest then average dating talk 0_0
it's your body that counts, not because she will be attracted to your muslces but so she can't resist when you hold her down
Kaiki’s theme kicking in right at the end there was the cherry on top 💀
he actually has two so I choose the one that can glide off of Suteki Meppou
@@Kurosai
Ahh, makes sense.
Tbf Kaiki would probably diss Arararararagi in this exact situation
Which monogatari did he use?
@@dariuswilliams3206 it's probably nisemonogatari I think. Or bakemonogatari second season. I forgor, long time since I watched
POV: Average discord user being lonely af
If this is considered lonely then what am I?
@@cakestealer5983 i never talked with a girl for like a 4 years and be never be able to do it and i don't have any friends too can anyone beat me 🤙
Even i more beautiful than average
@@ffgj5urfh11 i mean, technically speaking i never talked to a girl before (at least not that way), all my friends in highschool immediately cut contact with me since i left and i haven't had anyone since, i'm working 10/6 for minimum wage, my family wants me out of the house and i'm pretty sure i have some undiagnosed mental problem.
So basically i'm a short, immature, condenscending, hypocritical, pessimistic, nihilistic, pseudo intellectual, kissless, schizo wannabe, edgelord, neck beard wageslave with no prospects in life and no end goals that'll ever benefit anyone, including myself. I don't think there's a point in beating me, i'm already a dead horse.
@@ffgj5urfh11 same
"why would the female of the species wanna take your genes and put them into the next generation?"
That hit me, both my sides and with how true it was for me 😂😭
Pretty tame compared to what happens in the Discord Server
you're never in voice chat with the older guys probably
I love how I can imagine Kaiki actually saying this
As a guy who's been in kickboxing, and beaten the shit out of a number of times.
*I get absolutely zero game*
havent been beaten enough
beat some bitches into your life big fella
--wait that didnt sound right
Damn
Any tips for a beginner in Kickboxing?
All I know is I'm ready to get hit and hit people back
also same boat, I have zero game.
"I just have low self esteem because I was born a woman"
Bruh that made me laugh way too hard
The Low Tier God silhouette with his most famous quite ad 0:28 is comedic genius. I fucking love you Kurosai.
This Discord server seems pretty normal compared to the servers I’ve seen
Early this time
I remember once i had a problem in my PC and wanted some advice, I joined a Discord server & forgot that my caps lock is On
One of the mod was like "WHY TF ARE YOU SHOUTING ON ME? DO YOU WANT TO THREATEN US?"
I was like what?
And it was not even a typical Anime discord channel I can't even imagine what would an actual One of those would be like lol.
Sir, with respect, shoo.
1:41 ah, the cultured subtitles
Every.
Single.
Fucking.
Discord.
VC.
Ever.
And I love every single second of it.
dont remember mine being so sexist
@@Evilriku13 most kink servers are like this and they're hilarious
And half of them ban sexist people
Kurosai can definitely start a cult at this point. I can definitely tell man he delivers shit that's I have been feeling
How this man manage to incorporate so many different animes and games osts in one video. Wild Solid stuff as usual
I try really hard
basically what "dating" has become for my generation
increased information and communication and transparency lead us to develop a fucking meta strategy for successfully reproducing. If you dont like it you better be good af with your off meta build.
@@SifuPuma and Meta is SEXY any way you slice it. No WAY Meta loses
@@SifuPuma Dude. Not everyone wants to reproduce. Actually. Most of Gen Z doesn't.
Theres a meta for life now?? 💀💀
@@JCube21 look up what meta means.. there's always been a meta for life but some people are just too asleep to realize it
"You can cheat on him" ah a classic
That guy giving all that hard-hitting advice is fucking hilarious. Bro said join martial arts and let somebody knock the shit out of you 😂 I’m done
I believe a lot of people's problems today can be solved by letting someone just knock you around a ring for a few gos. Or until you're ready to stop bullshitting
Atp fr just put em in the ring and let em box one time
That's how you solve the LGBT influx
@@blackexcellence7953 yeah, toughen em up and it just goes away. You never heard of gay soldiers in history or, idk Trans people in the SEALs
@@paulcruz168 heard of the first one never heard of the second one
@@blackexcellence7953 Kristin Beck and Ashley Nefzger, though the first is a bit more famous. Both have served for decades
No actual E girl dating programs? i feel betrayed like an anime character betrayed because his sister found love
dont spread lies. the program is live
i agree he needs to enroll in martial arts or boxing
"You need to go enroll in martial arts or boxing somewhere and get somebody to knock the shit out of you"
Damn that's how yall giving it up? 💀
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That Velvet room track , and Lain ! LOL !
The most sane Discord server
Kurosai represented Kaiki if he was in a discord server *way* too well
1:21
Their confusion and shock is so great it transcends the electronic plane and they give each other the side eye across the screen instead of through their cameras. Absolutely incredible.
The banter is great, but I had to watch more than once because of all the subtle world building visual details, and I think you all should too.
"You can cheat on him-"
Dammit, that last bit made me chuckle in public. I was trying so hard to hold it in and I cracked
“You can cheat on him.”
I mean she isn’t wrong though
It's sad but true 💔
How bout endure the pain and stay happy without the needing to cheat? Guess it's really hard huh. Welp life always like dat i guess.
@@-Yu_Tsugami cringe
@@DJVevyVevs that's it? No reasonable reply? Lmao. Guess im right then.
@@-Yu_Tsugami cringe L nerd
As a man, I can validate that we indeed have no clue whether we got a big schlong or not. We ask others as a joke and in comes the harsh realization that we don't know if we're packing or not. Then we brush it off like it can't be true, that we indeed are packing, but we got no idea whether that's true or not.
I, on the other hand, measured my little guy on the highest nobe in the Mohs Scale. As far as I can tell, statistics tell me I'm average or slightly above, but I like to think that my size is just fine...
I've seen compilations of women drawing meters on the bellies to show how much they can take before they die, and there are two different worlds for those things. Either you're 3D or 2D. The differences isn't the point I'm really making, rather it's the fact that every 3D woman clears up how exaggerated the 2D representation are, even as to show that half a ruler's size is enough to probably reach the end. Anything longer will probably kill them.
So anybody who says they have a 12 inch cucumber, you gotta hope you have the right kind of *body* count.
a big dick is at least 7 inches
@@Kurosai no wonder I hear 7 inches so much...
@@gastonfourt5363 7" dick is like 6' 4" height. Any more and the problems start adding up. Though I got both and no bitches so don't worry about it, most women aren't that shallow.
Wait you measured that thing on the Mohs Scale? First off how and second off the highest node I saw was a hardness of 10 with diamond. That would be something to be feared no matter the size.
@@Darth_Insidious Indeed it is something to be feared. Though, it might have a side of pleasure.
We always joke about how we're *ROCK HARD*
But when you find out that diamonds are technically a kind of crystal rock...
actual work of art, i think this is one of my favorites youve made
keep up the great work man
The captions at 1:40 💀 stellar placement
Good stuff man. Description is gold also. Man's got to be willing to find himself loveable before he starts loving another
00:52 turns volume up to 300%
EXECELLENT placement of the subs at 1:41. Really got their priorities straight.
1:48 the laughing with the New world order danganronpa music killed me 💀
Kurosai you are genius for using kevin's voice for this.
“I got that f*cking ‘sleeping bird’ look”
😂😂😂
The velvet room bgm really makes this hit different
Homie really just needs an Anime Training Arc or a Rocky Montage of him getting built like a Freight Train.
Like that dude from FF15
This video is unironically the best motivation I've ever had to improve myself that mans words hit like a truck even though most of them don't even apply to me I'd never want to be so down in life to be in the fat guys position I have to get better
the production quality on this video is insane. actually insane.
Whe she said your personality is a food I died. I know a couple oreo double stuff lmao
this hits hard ngl but loved the editing
Kaiki being so brutal in this video
Kaiki being kaiki
I don't understand where, who, what, or when anything is directed at.
Which makes this an incredibly accurate depiction of discord.
Another banger from the maestro; man doesn't miss 🔥🔥
Man I cannot believe you resurrected Kevin Samuels from the grave to voice over this video. Props man
this is one of the best videos i have watched thanks
I love your video's kurosai, they always make me laugh when im at my lowest.
ive got you
“If you want it to be.”
That last line had me dying man, great video
I love Milluki so much. He needed more screen time. And before you ask, yes. It because he's chonk that he deserved more. This edit made me love him even more than I did before
need more fat people in my videos. i joke about not liking fat people but in reality, everyone still needs love and a voice
@@Kurosai When I think about big guys in anime that fall under the 'gentle side' I think of Biscuit Griffon (Gundam IBO) and Shinya Ozeki (Hinomaru Sumo). You already did great with Bucha from Air Gear. If you put your mind and talents to it, you can really make some waves with these guys!
(Not telling you what to do though. I'm grateful for what you make and I am privileged to watch it. Bless, brother. 🙏)
Milluki is a fat, entitled, narcassistic lazy bastard who has to waste hundreds of thousands of his family's money trying to get a Hunter video game, who regularly tries to torture/whip his brother Killua, whom he hates because Milluki is less than even a fraction of a percentage of Killua's potential or strength of character. Milluki is Hunter x Hunter's Cartman from Southpark. If he were to die, I would raise a toast.
This is too good bro, I can't. The Castlevania music sent me
I picked music that fit Kaiki's vampire persona.
I like your guideline normally other channel says don't be offensive or some randomshit something but yours just hit the nail ,needed guideline👍
that LTG monogatari scene is one of the most beautiful things ive seen in my life
Bruhhh you have the perfect videos just to make me laugh and make my day. I love ya man
love you too
This felt like a fever dream, good video
Love how the captions go around the booba at 1:39
The Lain laughs were so on point, subscribed
This is by far the BEST video I’ve ever seen… and i click on it in accident.
I didn’t even read the title just first 3 seconds and bullshit started accruing and it did NOT slow down😂😂
Deeply appreciate the lain cameo
"you have zero confidence, you're a quitter, you're underperforming, and you lack ambition" man I was just looking for fun when I clicked on this video, I did not to feel called out like this:(
I love each choice of OST.
It amazes me how Kurosai can make somnething that hits where it hurts the most....
About my personality being based on my favourite food.
i love how the clip began with Kaiki and I just recently finished Monogatari 2nd season.
*When her fingers be bigger than your thrusters*
CAN YOU FEEL MY HEARTTTTTTT💔
Damn. He's either really small or she's got hands like Shrek
November,what a nice time to recommend CZcams.
I was howling by the end of this 💀💀💀
I can say, with the utmost of confidence, I have never felt quite so-called out as I did watching this video.
DAMN.
that kaiki ost hit harder than it should
That death note edit was inconceivable
That persona background music hittin 🎯
1:39-Cleanest use of subtitles ever.
Dawg your last upload was 3 days ago, that's insane with your level of quality, biiig props. You mind telling the boys on CZcams how the fuck you do all this amazing shit? I need what you're having goodness gracious
to be fair i started working on this video before i started working on the bowling video
Still don't sell yourself short man, this is art and it's outstanding that you can produce with such quality, never mind speed, take as much time as you need, don't let anybody tell you otherwise!
love the promotion on the discord server
Those are 4 words that should never be made into a sentence.
You really making me want to make edits like this now xD
Do it
me and the bros in the call talking about genetic determinism, facial structure, the white racial preference, and how Asian girls are statistically the most likely to date out of race
What’s the “white racial preference”?
@@user-lo1tp1dq6i studies have found that on average, lighter skin tones are seen as more attractive. this is demonstrated by how in places like Phillipines, Korea, India, Nigeria, etc where paler skin is more valued as beauty and skin bleaching and supplements for skin whitening are pretty popular
@@fwra1234 That and some states have serious black supremacist problems and black guys killing asians in subways.
Br00tal, it's over buddy boyos
Also is Kurosai blckpilled on dating?
This is gonna blow up, hopefully...
The velvet room theme really ties this video together
The velvet room theme weirdly fits so fucking well
most real conversation
Damn I seen the Monogatari series and I dont' remember Kaiki Deshu bein this savage and cold blooded lol.
i can relate so much that its terrifying.. are you in my walls
i am trying to take over youtube so it makes sense to think i might be watching you
@@Kurosai aight time to tell my agent to retire
I need more animated Kevin Samuels in my life
1:39 my man knows his audience's taste
Appreciate the subtitle positioning
this reminded me again that taking discord casually is a very good thing
Kevin Samuels giving the real hard facts here 👌 Awesome vid 🤣
These are all great actors
only the guy at the end was acting, everything else is footage pulled from different actual conversations
My god, I died when Dance of Pales kicked in
Caught me off guard, and I wondered if the joke I saw there-about the song choice referring to discord users’ basement-dweller complexions-was intentional
Great vid, 10/10